friend like me

Thomas! I don't think you realize what you've got here.
So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities!

Well there's ah two there's four there's six there's eight
and they're shuntin' trucks and haulin' freight
But master, you're in luck because I think it's fate:
You got a brand of magic never faints.
You got some power in your shed doors now
some heavy tractive effort in your camp!
You got some shunt (pizzaz, yahoo) and how?
All you gotta do is end the track
and I'll say

Thomas the Tank Engine, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, I'll jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is a railroad track
But branching endlessly
Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me!

You pride your branch line service
You're the boss, the king, the shah!
Say what you wish, it's yours! Go fish!
But with a little help they'll be in awe!

Take some from siding A
Take all from siding B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this....
Impress Sir Topham Hatt
Can your friends go-

I'm the Lady of the track,
I can sing, rap, dance, if you give me a chance, oh!

Don't sit there buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers.
You got me bona fide, certified
You got an engine for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what's your wish? I really wanna know!
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
All you gotta do is run like so intoooo

Tank Engine (Thomas), yes!
One wish or two or three!
Just give me a ring, you little blue thing,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain't
Never had a friend, never had a friend,
you ain't never (never!)
Had a (had a)
Friend (friend)
Like (like)
Me!
You ain't lever had a friend like me!