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  8. Oh, bollocks.
  9.  
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  11. 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,805
  12. We've got a problem.
  13.  
  14. 3
  15. 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,474
  16. A cyber attack?
  17. Yes. Prime Minister.
  18.  
  19. 4
  20. 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:42,477
  21. Took me
  22. two bottles of wine
  23.  
  24. 5
  25. 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,397
  26. and half a packet of sleeping
  27. pills to finally nod off.
  28.  
  29. 6
  30. 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:50,026
  31. And you wake me because some fat-fingered
  32. hacker's pinched your PIN number?
  33.  
  34. 7
  35. 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,921
  36. Well, it's a little more serious
  37. than that, Prime Minister.
  38.  
  39. 8
  40. 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,863
  41. Hmm?
  42. The identities of every one
  43.  
  44. 9
  45. 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,949
  46. of our serving agents
  47. have been exposed.
  48.  
  49. 10
  50. 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:57,993
  51. What?
  52.  
  53. 11
  54. 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,120
  55. Who's doing this?
  56. We're not sure. ma'am.
  57.  
  58. 12
  59. 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,039
  60. So one week before I host
  61. my first G12 Summit,
  62.  
  63. 13
  64. 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,333
  65. Britain's entire security
  66. apparatus has been taken down
  67.  
  68. 14
  69. 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,835
  70. and you know absolutely nothing?
  71.  
  72. 15
  73. 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,671
  74. That does pretty much sums up
  75. the situation, ma'am, yes.
  76.  
  77. 16
  78. 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,732
  79. Well, you better get someone on
  80. it and find me some answers!
  81.  
  82. 17
  83. 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,026
  84. Yes, but that's the problem.
  85. We don't have any agents left.
  86.  
  87. 18
  88. 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,093
  89. They've all been outed.
  90.  
  91. 19
  92. 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,595
  93. So bring back an old one!
  94.  
  95. 20
  96. 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:35,488
  97. All units, this is Juliet Echo.
  98. Stand by for target coordinates.
  99.  
  100. 21
  101. 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,995
  102. Target acquired.
  103. Repeat, target acquired.
  104.  
  105. 22
  106. 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,807
  107. Now then, what have we here?
  108.  
  109. 23
  110. 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,227
  111. Sorry, sir.
  112.  
  113. 24
  114. 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,979
  115. Never mind, Baggaley.
  116.  
  117. 25
  118. 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:11,107
  119. Your concealment and camouflage
  120. work is definitely improving.
  121.  
  122. 26
  123. 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,317
  124. Thank you, sir.
  125.  
  126. 27
  127. 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,526
  128. Come on.
  129.  
  130. 28
  131. 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,528
  132. You, too, Ibadulla.
  133.  
  134. 29
  135. 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:18,823
  136. Excellent. That is
  137. a first-class man-trap.
  138.  
  139. 30
  140. 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,368
  141. Six house points.
  142.  
  143. 31
  144. 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,330
  145. Right, let's get back
  146. to school before matron
  147.  
  148. 32
  149. 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,849
  150. notices you're missing.
  151.  
  152. 33
  153. 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,417
  154. And don't worry, there aren't
  155. any more booby traps.
  156.  
  157. 34
  158. 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,589
  159. Apart from this one, of course.
  160.  
  161. 35
  162. 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,814
  163. Mr. English?
  164.  
  165. 36
  166. 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,607
  167. We haven't seen him, sir.
  168.  
  169. 37
  170. 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,192
  171. Huh.
  172.  
  173. 38
  174. 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,238
  175. And that's camouflage.
  176.  
  177. 39
  178. 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,158
  179. Hmm.
  180.  
  181. 40
  182. 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,497
  183. And go.
  184.  
  185. 41
  186. 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,666
  187. And go.
  188.  
  189. 42
  190. 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,876
  191. And go.
  192.  
  193. 43
  194. 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,004
  195. The welfare of your children
  196. is our paramount concern.
  197.  
  198. 44
  199. 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,382
  200. They're never exposed
  201. to any unnecessary risk,
  202.  
  203. 45
  204. 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:18,883
  205. I assure you.
  206.  
  207. 46
  208. 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:33,898
  209. I think that's an "F" for your bomb
  210. disposal coursework, Hattersley.
  211.  
  212. 47
  213. 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,026
  214. "You're looking particularly
  215. beautiful tonight."
  216.  
  217. 48
  218. 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:40,572
  219. You're looking
  220. particularly beautiful tonight.
  221.  
  222. 49
  223. 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:41,865
  224. "Ching!"
  225.  
  226. 50
  227. 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,450
  228. Ching!
  229.  
  230. 51
  231. 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,079
  232. Have a good half-term, sir!
  233. Thank you.
  234.  
  235. 52
  236. 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,301
  237. Are you seriously telling me
  238. this is all we've got?
  239.  
  240. 53
  241. 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,761
  242. Most of them are either dead,
  243.  
  244. 54
  245. 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:47,680
  246. having hip operations or
  247. recovering from prostate surgery.
  248.  
  249. 55
  250. 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,767
  251. Okay.
  252.  
  253. 56
  254. 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:55,146
  255. Before your briefing, we'll need you
  256. to re-sign the Official Secrets Aot.
  257.  
  258. 57
  259. 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,439
  260. Thank you.
  261.  
  262. 58
  263. 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:57,857
  264. Thank you.
  265.  
  266. 59
  267. 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:58,942
  268. Thank you.
  269.  
  270. 60
  271. 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,944
  272. Thank you very much.
  273.  
  274. 61
  275. 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,613
  276. Any of you
  277. gentlemen remember this?
  278.  
  279. 62
  280. 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,617
  281. Ooh, the Mont Blanc Blaster.
  282. Havenfiseen one of those for years.
  283.  
  284. 63
  285. 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:12,539
  286. Take the cap off and, if memory serves,
  287. you've 20 seconds to replace it
  288.  
  289. 64
  290. 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,500
  291. or it detonates with the force
  292. of a stun grenade.
  293.  
  294. 65
  295. 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,313
  296. Thank you.
  297.  
  298. 66
  299. 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,360
  300. Teas on the left, gentlemen.
  301.  
  302. 67
  303. 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,445
  304. And coffees on the right.
  305.  
  306. 68
  307. 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,947
  308. Excellent.
  309.  
  310. 69
  311. 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,033
  312. Oh, damn it, I forgot my pills.
  313.  
  314. 70
  315. 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,327
  316. Here, have some of m'me.
  317.  
  318. 71
  319. 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,998
  320. Scotch whisky, single malt?
  321.  
  322. 72
  323. 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,958
  324. Thank you very much.
  325.  
  326. 73
  327. 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,168
  328. Coffee.
  329. Oh.
  330.  
  331. 74
  332. 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,504
  333. Here, let me help you with that.
  334.  
  335. 75
  336. 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,885
  337. Tea?
  338.  
  339. 76
  340. 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:16,144
  341. Ooh, this one just needs
  342. a little top-up of hot water.
  343.  
  344. 77
  345. 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,229
  346. I'll be right back.
  347.  
  348. 78
  349. 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,358
  350. Man's a divot
  351. of the first order.
  352.  
  353. 79
  354. 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,777
  355. Someone should put him
  356. out of his misery.
  357.  
  358. 80
  359. 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,947
  360. Along with whoever
  361. furnished this room.
  362.  
  363. 81
  364. 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,116
  365. MkvCage.ws
  366.  
  367. 82
  368. 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,204
  369. Oh!
  370.  
  371. 83
  372. 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,500
  373. Ah, good morning.
  374. Sorry to keep you.
  375.  
  376. 84
  377. 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,212
  378. Are the others here?
  379.  
  380. 85
  381. 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,756
  382. Um...
  383.  
  384. 86
  385. 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,008
  386. Oh.
  387.  
  388. 87
  389. 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,724
  390. They, um... They nodded off.
  391.  
  392. 88
  393. 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,267
  394. Right...
  395.  
  396. 89
  397. 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,811
  398. And who are you exactly?
  399.  
  400. 90
  401. 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,396
  402. EngHsh.
  403.  
  404. 91
  405. 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,066
  406. - Johnny English.
  407. - Well...
  408.  
  409. 92
  410. 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,027
  411. “English...“
  412.  
  413. 93
  414. 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,821
  415. You'll leave immediately.
  416.  
  417. 94
  418. 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,990
  419. My people will give you
  420. the full briefing en route.
  421.  
  422. 95
  423. 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,408
  424. Oh, is there anything you need?
  425.  
  426. 96
  427. 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,204
  428. Yes, nerve gas nasal spray,
  429. a type-four exoskeleton...
  430.  
  431. 97
  432. 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,247
  433. You should probably
  434. start a list.
  435.  
  436. 98
  437. 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:21,793
  438. And a garroting watch, with a rubber
  439. strap, not the steel bracelet
  440.  
  441. 99
  442. 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:25,254
  443. because the links get caught in
  444. the little hairs on my wrist.
  445.  
  446. 100
  447. 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,674
  448. Oh, and I'll also need a Bough.
  449.  
  450. 101
  451. 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,717
  452. What's a Bough?
  453.  
  454. 102
  455. 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,095
  456. Sir!
  457.  
  458. 103
  459. 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,015
  460. Wonderful to see you!
  461.  
  462. 104
  463. 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,936
  464. Yes, all right, Bough. We're going
  465. on a mission, not a honeymoon.
  466.  
  467. 105
  468. 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,771
  469. Yes, of course, sir.
  470.  
  471. 106
  472. 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,441
  473. Ah. I think it's the pin of your
  474. buckle, sir. It's caught on myjumper.
  475.  
  476. 107
  477. 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,877
  478. Yes, I can see
  479. what's wrong, Bough.
  480.  
  481. 108
  482. 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:50,071
  483. If you go to your left
  484. and I'll go to my right.
  485.  
  486. 109
  487. 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:54,701
  488. I'm sorry, no, if you go to your
  489. right and I'll go to my left.
  490.  
  491. 110
  492. 00:08:56,744 --> 00:09:00,289
  493. No. If I go clockwise
  494. and you go anti-clockwise...
  495.  
  496. 111
  497. 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,810
  498. Er, no, I think that's
  499. making it worse, sir.
  500.  
  501. 112
  502. 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,253
  503. Hmm. I'm surprised
  504. that didn't work.
  505.  
  506. 113
  507. 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,678
  508. Good morning, sir. I have your
  509. agent activation pack here.
  510.  
  511. 114
  512. 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,888
  513. Department-issue smartphone.
  514.  
  515. 115
  516. 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:20,268
  517. 580-megapixel camera,
  518. 4.7-inch retina HD display.
  519.  
  520. 116
  521. 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:25,356
  522. Hmm-hmm. Ingenious. And what
  523. does it shoot? Poison darts?
  524.  
  525. 117
  526. 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,694
  527. It doesn't shoot anything.
  528. It's a phone.
  529.  
  530. 118
  531. 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,196
  532. There's a Twitter handle,
  533. Instagram feed
  534.  
  535. 119
  536. 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,282
  537. and secure login for the
  538. department Uber account.
  539.  
  540. 120
  541. 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,405
  542. What's he on about, Bough?
  543.  
  544. 121
  545. 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,577
  546. I need a weapon.
  547. Not a box of gobbledygook.
  548.  
  549. 122
  550. 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,121
  551. I think, uh, what Agent English
  552.  
  553. 123
  554. 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,498
  555. is getting at, sir, is all
  556. this is highly trackable.
  557.  
  558. 124
  559. 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:46,169
  560. But since we're dealing with a very
  561. sophisticated, digital target,
  562.  
  563. 125
  564. 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:50,840
  565. we might be less visible if we took
  566. a more analog, low-tech approach.
  567.  
  568. 126
  569. 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:53,593
  570. Exactly.
  571.  
  572. 127
  573. 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,345
  574. I see.
  575.  
  576. 128
  577. 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,681
  578. Is there anything else
  579. I can get you?
  580.  
  581. 129
  582. 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,433
  583. A gun.
  584.  
  585. 130
  586. 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:06,147
  587. We don't really do guns anymore.
  588.  
  589. 131
  590. 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,107
  591. Just get him a gun.
  592.  
  593. 132
  594. 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,817
  595. Right, a gun.
  596.  
  597. 133
  598. 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,535
  599. Right. Haven't actually done
  600. one of these before.
  601.  
  602. 134
  603. 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,830
  604. "It is my obligation
  605. under section 14
  606.  
  607. 135
  608. 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,767
  609. "of the Health and Safety
  610. Directive to inform you
  611.  
  612. 136
  613. 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,460
  614. "that the equipment with which
  615. you are about to be issued
  616.  
  617. 137
  618. 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,462
  619. "can cause injury
  620. and bodily harm.
  621.  
  622. 138
  623. 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:36,010
  624. "Furthermore, any agents
  625. with nut allergies
  626.  
  627. 139
  628. 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,279
  629. "should be aware
  630. that traces of cashew oil..."
  631.  
  632. 140
  633. 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,638
  634. Thank you.
  635.  
  636. 141
  637. 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,683
  638. Right, transport.
  639.  
  640. 142
  641. 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,523
  642. So, take any hybrid you want.
  643.  
  644. 143
  645. 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,665
  646. I'll take this one.
  647.  
  648. 144
  649. 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,960
  650. Oh, don't be ridiculous,
  651. English. This car is a relic.
  652.  
  653. 145
  654. 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,838
  655. Drinks petrol, leaks oil
  656. and has no passive,
  657.  
  658. 146
  659. 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,589
  660. let alone
  661. active safety features.
  662.  
  663. 147
  664. 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,275
  665. Do you know what else
  666. it doesn't have, sir?
  667.  
  668. 148
  669. 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:18,052
  670. Satellite navigation
  671. or a single computer chip.
  672.  
  673. 149
  674. 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:21,389
  675. Making it completely invisible
  676. to a digital enemy.
  677.  
  678. 150
  679. 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,476
  680. The equipment
  681. Agent English requested, sir.
  682.  
  683. 151
  684. 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,769
  685. Thank you.
  686.  
  687. 152
  688. 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,689
  689. Phone. Bough?
  690. Yeah.
  691.  
  692. 153
  693. 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,070
  694. That hi-tech villain of yours
  695. will never see us coming.
  696.  
  697. 154
  698. 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,423
  699. Let's see
  700. what they've given us.
  701.  
  702. 155
  703. 00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,845
  704. Exoskeleton, exploding cotton
  705. buds, the old shoebox inflatable.
  706.  
  707. 156
  708. 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,138
  709. Hmm.
  710.  
  711. 157
  712. 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:07,476
  713. Ooh. what are these? Instant
  714. Release Super High Energy Pills.
  715.  
  716. 158
  717. 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:11,814
  718. Like sticking your fingers in an
  719. electric socket. Highly recommended.
  720.  
  721. 159
  722. 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,860
  723. Right, so, the red ones must be the
  724. Total Knockout Sleeping Pills.
  725.  
  726. 160
  727. 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,069
  728. Correct.
  729.  
  730. 161
  731. 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,447
  732. Hmm. Probably worth
  733. labeling these.
  734.  
  735. 162
  736. 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,573
  737. Oh.
  738.  
  739. 163
  740. 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,075
  741. Look, sir. Sweeties.
  742.  
  743. 164
  744. 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,161
  745. Ooh.
  746.  
  747. 165
  748. 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,455
  749. Hang on a minute.
  750.  
  751. 166
  752. 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,415
  753. I always did love a jelly baby.
  754.  
  755. 167
  756. 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,585
  757. I wouldn't if I was you, Bough.
  758. "Jelly" is short for gelignite.
  759.  
  760. 168
  761. 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,438
  762. One bite and it'll take
  763. the top of your head off
  764.  
  765. 169
  766. 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,130
  767. along with the roof of the car.
  768.  
  769. 170
  770. 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,466
  771. So, what does this do?
  772.  
  773. 171
  774. 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,594
  775. It's a mixtape, Bough.
  776.  
  777. 172
  778. 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,684
  779. - So, destination?
  780. - South of France, sir.
  781.  
  782. 173
  783. 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,770
  784. That cyber attack
  785. seems to have been launched
  786.  
  787. 174
  788. 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,314
  789. from the Wi-Fi signal
  790. of a hotel in Antibes.
  791.  
  792. 175
  793. 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,362
  794. Sir? Sir, I've just had
  795. a fax through from HQ.
  796.  
  797. 176
  798. 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,907
  799. Background checks on all the guests
  800. that accessed the Wi-Fi network.
  801.  
  802. 177
  803. 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,118
  804. You see? Who needs email?
  805.  
  806. 178
  807. 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,125
  808. Um...
  809.  
  810. 179
  811. 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,544
  812. One name has raised
  813. a red flag, sir.
  814.  
  815. 180
  816. 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,256
  817. Sebastian Lynch, ex-Army
  818. and Military Intelligence.
  819.  
  820. 181
  821. 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,342
  822. Now selling his services
  823. to the highest bidder.
  824.  
  825. 182
  826. 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,303
  827. Where do we find him?
  828. Directly ahead. sir.
  829.  
  830. 183
  831. 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,183
  832. He's got an 8:00 reservation
  833. at the Cote de Roc restaurant.
  834.  
  835. 184
  836. 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:25,057
  837. The problem's going to be getting
  838. close enough for a full surveillance, sir.
  839.  
  840. 185
  841. 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,158
  842. Not necessarily.
  843.  
  844. 186
  845. 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,053
  846. Oh, darling, I've just
  847. gotta get this. Two seconds.
  848.  
  849. 187
  850. 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:51,974
  851. Simple plan, two parts. You provide
  852. the distraction, I'll get the phone.
  853.  
  854. 188
  855. 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,393
  856. Yes. sir.
  857. And from now on,
  858.  
  859. 189
  860. 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:59,732
  861. perhaps we
  862. should sound like French waiters.
  863.  
  864. 190
  865. 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,277
  866. French waiters?
  867.  
  868. 191
  869. 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,404
  870. Yees.
  871.  
  872. 192
  873. 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,115
  874. Go on.
  875.  
  876. 193
  877. 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,915
  878. Are you finished now, Sebasfian?
  879.  
  880. 194
  881. 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,709
  882. Bread roll?
  883.  
  884. 195
  885. 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,044
  886. Yes, thank you.
  887.  
  888. 196
  889. 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,379
  890. Excellent choice,
  891. madame.
  892.  
  893. 197
  894. 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,257
  895. Good evening.
  896.  
  897. 198
  898. 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,426
  899. How are you?
  900.  
  901. 199
  902. 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,721
  903. Bread roll, sir?
  904.  
  905. 200
  906. 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,264
  907. Yes. Thank you.
  908.  
  909. 201
  910. 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,562
  911. One second.
  912.  
  913. 202
  914. 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,773
  915. Excuse me, would you mind?
  916.  
  917. 203
  918. 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,818
  919. Oh, yes. Evening.
  920.  
  921. 204
  922. 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,486
  923. Evening.
  924.  
  925. 205
  926. 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,168
  927. Thank you.
  928.  
  929. 206
  930. 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,600
  931. Where's my phone?
  932.  
  933. 207
  934. 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,645
  935. That is your phone.
  936.  
  937. 208
  938. 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,566
  939. Ooh.
  940.  
  941. 209
  942. 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,238
  943. Thank you.
  944.  
  945. 210
  946. 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,574
  947. Monsieur.
  948.  
  949. 211
  950. 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,036
  951. The, uh, shell on my wife's lobster,
  952. could you remove it, please?
  953.  
  954. 212
  955. 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,415
  956. Yees.
  957.  
  958. 213
  959. 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,126
  960. Uh...
  961.  
  962. 214
  963. 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,544
  964. Hmm.
  965.  
  966. 215
  967. 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,842
  968. Let me crack it for you.
  969.  
  970. 216
  971. 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,024
  972. Oh!
  973.  
  974. 217
  975. 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:06,984
  976. Ow!
  977.  
  978. 218
  979. 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,600
  980. Hello?
  981.  
  982. 219
  983. 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,046
  984. Steve, I'll have to
  985. call you back. Call you back.
  986.  
  987. 220
  988. 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,484
  989. Give me a sec. Hang on.
  990.  
  991. 221
  992. 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,445
  993. What is going on?
  994.  
  995. 222
  996. 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,992
  997. Sebastian, don't get involved.
  998.  
  999. 223
  1000. 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,664
  1001. Ah.
  1002.  
  1003. 224
  1004. 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,337
  1005. What is he doing? SEBASTIAN:
  1006. I don't know. He's a fool.
  1007.  
  1008. 225
  1009. 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,006
  1010. There we are.
  1011.  
  1012. 226
  1013. 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,468
  1014. Voila.
  1015.  
  1016. 227
  1017. 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,103
  1018. Hmm. Bon appétit.
  1019.  
  1020. 228
  1021. 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,359
  1022. I will talk to the manager.
  1023. I will talk to the manager.
  1024.  
  1025. 229
  1026. 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,620
  1027. Textbook, Bough.
  1028.  
  1029. 230
  1030. 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,918
  1031. Just
  1032. holiday snaps, sir.
  1033.  
  1034. 231
  1035. 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,046
  1036. Wait a minute, this photo.
  1037.  
  1038. 232
  1039. 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:55,134
  1040. It was taken the same day our villain
  1041. accessed the Wi-Fi, and look.
  1042.  
  1043. 233
  1044. 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,761
  1045. Scarcely 50 feet from shore.
  1046.  
  1047. 234
  1048. 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,931
  1049. Whoever was on that yacht
  1050.  
  1051. 235
  1052. 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,767
  1053. could easily have used
  1054. the hotel's Wi-Fi,
  1055.  
  1056. 236
  1057. 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,021
  1058. sent that signal
  1059. and then just sailed away.
  1060.  
  1061. 237
  1062. 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:12,234
  1063. I think it's time
  1064. we paid the Dot Calm a visit.
  1065.  
  1066. 238
  1067. 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:25,956
  1068. Algorithms.
  1069.  
  1070. 239
  1071. 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,250
  1072. We are surrounded by them.
  1073.  
  1074. 240
  1075. 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,502
  1076. Algorithms run our lives,
  1077.  
  1078. 241
  1079. 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:35,049
  1080. choose our TV shows, stream our music.
  1081. Even find us a date.
  1082.  
  1083. 242
  1084. 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,844
  1085. I know this chap, don't I?
  1086.  
  1087. 243
  1088. 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,222
  1089. Yes, he's that Silicon Valley
  1090. billionaire who dated a Kardashian.
  1091.  
  1092. 244
  1093. 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,017
  1094. Two Kardashians and a Black-Eyed Pea.
  1095. Keep watching.
  1096.  
  1097. 245
  1098. 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,437
  1099. But supposing there was an
  1100. algorithm for an entire country.
  1101.  
  1102. 246
  1103. 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,107
  1104. A single algorithm that could be
  1105. applied to every one of its problems.
  1106.  
  1107. 247
  1108. 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:56,528
  1109. A single algorithm that could take
  1110. a second-rate nation and make it
  1111.  
  1112. 248
  1113. 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,947
  1114. world class.
  1115.  
  1116. 249
  1117. 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,701
  1118. Every nation is awash with data.
  1119.  
  1120. 250
  1121. 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:08,040
  1122. So now, more than ever, we need to put
  1123. that data to work for the people.
  1124.  
  1125. 251
  1126. 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,418
  1127. These few lines of code will
  1128. deliver the kind of change
  1129.  
  1130. 252
  1131. 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,296
  1132. they have been dreaming of
  1133. their entire lives.
  1134.  
  1135. 253
  1136. 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,466
  1137. I am Xander. I love data.
  1138.  
  1139. 254
  1140. 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,429
  1141. He's so clever.
  1142.  
  1143. 255
  1144. 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,474
  1145. He's young, he's sexy,
  1146. he's insanely successful.
  1147.  
  1148. 256
  1149. 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,560
  1150. Just the qualities we need
  1151. people to associate with me.
  1152.  
  1153. 257
  1154. 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,938
  1155. Yes, Prime Minister.
  1156.  
  1157. 258
  1158. 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,565
  1159. And they will do when he
  1160. starts working with us.
  1161.  
  1162. 259
  1163. 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,276
  1164. But why would 3 Silicon Valley
  1165. billionaire work with us?
  1166.  
  1167. 260
  1168. 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,113
  1169. Just get him into Number 10
  1170. and let me work on him.
  1171.  
  1172. 261
  1173. 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,614
  1174. Yes. ma'am.
  1175. Go on.
  1176.  
  1177. 262
  1178. 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,785
  1179. Oh, God, now what?
  1180.  
  1181. 263
  1182. 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,888
  1183. There's been another attack,
  1184. Prime Minister.
  1185.  
  1186. 264
  1187. 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,247
  1188. Air Traffic Control.
  1189. Oh!
  1190.  
  1191. 265
  1192. 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,792
  1193. Someone's rerouted every
  1194. flight in Europe to Luton.
  1195.  
  1196. 266
  1197. 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,104
  1198. For God's sake, tell me the
  1199. agent you've got in the field
  1200.  
  1201. 267
  1202. 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,838
  1203. is making some progress?
  1204.  
  1205. 268
  1206. 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,308
  1207. So, how are we gonna
  1208. findthelocafion of that yacht, sir?
  1209.  
  1210. 269
  1211. 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,770
  1212. Very easily, Bough.
  1213. We ring MI7.
  1214.  
  1215. 270
  1216. 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:19,361
  1217. HeHo, heHo? Yes, I need the
  1218. location of a boat called...
  1219.  
  1220. 271
  1221. 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,827
  1222. Hello? Hello, yes.
  1223. A boat called the Dot Calm.
  1224.  
  1225. 272
  1226. 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,705
  1227. Yes, it's a play
  1228. on words. Yeah.
  1229.  
  1230. 273
  1231. 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,039
  1232. Where?
  1233.  
  1234. 274
  1235. 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,715
  1236. Looks about
  1237. half a mile out, sir.
  1238.  
  1239. 275
  1240. 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,010
  1241. Do we wanna try
  1242. and swim it or...
  1243.  
  1244. 276
  1245. 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,555
  1246. No, Bough. This is a job for
  1247. the shoebox inflatable.
  1248.  
  1249. 277
  1250. 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,307
  1251. No, don't open it
  1252. in the car, sir!
  1253.  
  1254. 278
  1255. 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,816
  1256. Can you reach your door handle?
  1257.  
  1258. 279
  1259. 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,820
  1260. No, sir.
  1261.  
  1262. 280
  1263. 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,656
  1264. I'll try my side.
  1265.  
  1266. 281
  1267. 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:26,053
  1268. Right, Bough, our aim is to get
  1269. on board without anyone noticing.
  1270.  
  1271. 282
  1272. 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,263
  1273. And how are we gonna do it?
  1274.  
  1275. 283
  1276. 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,849
  1277. Magnetic boots.
  1278. Brilliant, sir.
  1279.  
  1280. 284
  1281. 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,143
  1282. Simple mechanism.
  1283.  
  1284. 285
  1285. 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:36,396
  1286. Left switch activates left boot.
  1287. Right switch activates right.
  1288.  
  1289. 286
  1290. 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,941
  1291. Okay, let's go.
  1292.  
  1293. 287
  1294. 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:59,336
  1295. Remember, the absolutely vital
  1296. element of this mission is surprise.
  1297.  
  1298. 288
  1299. 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,877
  1300. Now, you have to get up
  1301. pretty early in the morning
  1302.  
  1303. 289
  1304. 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,028
  1305. to outwit British Intelligence.
  1306.  
  1307. 290
  1308. 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,286
  1309. Quick!
  1310.  
  1311. 291
  1312. 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,295
  1313. Good evening, gentlemen.
  1314.  
  1315. 292
  1316. 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,590
  1317. Shall we start with your names?
  1318.  
  1319. 293
  1320. 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:48,677
  1321. Clearly you have no idea
  1322. who you're dealing with.
  1323.  
  1324. 294
  1325. 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,014
  1326. That's why I'm starting
  1327. with your names.
  1328.  
  1329. 295
  1330. 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,433
  1331. Actually, would you mind
  1332. coming down here?
  1333.  
  1334. 296
  1335. 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,227
  1336. It's really hard to have
  1337. a conversation like this.
  1338.  
  1339. 297
  1340. 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,272
  1341. I have a better idea.
  1342.  
  1343. 298
  1344. 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,656
  1345. It's no good,
  1346. it won't move, sir.
  1347.  
  1348. 299
  1349. 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,367
  1350. We'll see about that.
  1351.  
  1352. 300
  1353. 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,828
  1354. Low-intensity
  1355. exploding cotton bud.
  1356.  
  1357. 301
  1358. 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,209
  1359. That's quite a powerful charge
  1360. for such a small space, sir.
  1361.  
  1362. 302
  1363. 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,711
  1364. Oh, nonsense.
  1365.  
  1366. 303
  1367. 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,132
  1368. There will just be a slight pop.
  1369.  
  1370. 304
  1371. 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,100
  1372. Shall we locate the hold and
  1373. look for the source of that signal?
  1374.  
  1375. 305
  1376. 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:42,147
  1377. I think we should locate the hold
  1378. and look for the source of that signal!
  1379.  
  1380. 306
  1381. 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,652
  1382. Come on!
  1383.  
  1384. 307
  1385. 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:01,041
  1386. I'd say we have
  1387. our villain, Bough!
  1388.  
  1389. 308
  1390. 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,335
  1391. You need to keep
  1392. your voice down, sir.
  1393.  
  1394. 309
  1395. 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,213
  1396. And we're not going to lose him.
  1397.  
  1398. 310
  1399. 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:21,978
  1400. Hand me the sherbet fountain.
  1401.  
  1402. 311
  1403. 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,484
  1404. Three sucks and the location
  1405. transmitter is activated.
  1406.  
  1407. 312
  1408. 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:31,363
  1409. This gin palace will show up
  1410. as a hostile from 30,000 feet.
  1411.  
  1412. 313
  1413. 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:32,948
  1414. Hmm.
  1415.  
  1416. 314
  1417. 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,666
  1418. This is now an enemy target.
  1419.  
  1420. 315
  1421. 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,756
  1422. Aniseed balls.
  1423.  
  1424. 316
  1425. 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:08,108
  1426. If you'd wanted to kill me, you
  1427. would have already done so.
  1428.  
  1429. 317
  1430. 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,363
  1431. Till we meet again.
  1432.  
  1433. 318
  1434. 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,664
  1435. Ow!
  1436.  
  1437. 319
  1438. 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,546
  1439. Well, that was sooner
  1440. than I expected.
  1441.  
  1442. 320
  1443. 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:36,470
  1444. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
  1445.  
  1446. 321
  1447. 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,892
  1448. Who do you
  1449. think she is, sir?
  1450.  
  1451. 322
  1452. 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,644
  1453. Well, if she's not
  1454. the owner of that yacht,
  1455.  
  1456. 323
  1457. 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,188
  1458. then she knows who is.
  1459.  
  1460. 324
  1461. 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,816
  1462. Either way, she's the key
  1463. to this case.
  1464.  
  1465. 325
  1466. 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,197
  1467. Is it true you were teaching,
  1468. sir? Before all this blew up?
  1469.  
  1470. 326
  1471. 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,742
  1472. If by "teaching" you mean
  1473.  
  1474. 327
  1475. 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:03,830
  1476. scouting for potential intelligence
  1477. operatives then yes, I was.
  1478.  
  1479. 328
  1480. 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:04,998
  1481. Hmm.
  1482.  
  1483. 329
  1484. 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:09,753
  1485. I actually got married, sir.
  1486. I don't know if you heard.
  1487.  
  1488. 330
  1489. 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,339
  1490. No.
  1491.  
  1492. 331
  1493. 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,341
  1494. Hmm.
  1495.  
  1496. 332
  1497. 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,134
  1498. Yeah, Lydia.
  1499.  
  1500. 333
  1501. 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,260
  1502. Lovely girl.
  1503.  
  1504. 334
  1505. 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,683
  1506. You never think about getting
  1507. hitched yourself, sir?
  1508.  
  1509. 335
  1510. 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:29,439
  1511. This is no life for a married man, Bough.
  1512. The danger, the constant travel.
  1513.  
  1514. 336
  1515. 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:30,607
  1516. Here you go, sir.
  1517.  
  1518. 337
  1519. 00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,692
  1520. More Lydia's life
  1521. than mine, sir.
  1522.  
  1523. 338
  1524. 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,445
  1525. She's in the Navy, you see.
  1526.  
  1527. 339
  1528. 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,572
  1529. What, as a cook?
  1530.  
  1531. 340
  1532. 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,618
  1533. Or some kind of seagoing
  1534. secretary or...
  1535.  
  1536. 341
  1537. 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:44,579
  1538. Oh, no, sir. She's the captain
  1539. of a nuclear submarine.
  1540.  
  1541. 342
  1542. 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,249
  1543. Oh, right.
  1544.  
  1545. 343
  1546. 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,420
  1547. Do you think we should get some
  1548. petrol for the Aston, sir?
  1549.  
  1550. 344
  1551. 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:58,134
  1552. No. An Aston Martin is
  1553. surprisingly economical, Bough.
  1554.  
  1555. 345
  1556. 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:03,181
  1557. Besides, it looks like
  1558. we're in business.
  1559.  
  1560. 346
  1561. 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,405
  1562. Come on.
  1563.  
  1564. 347
  1565. 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,581
  1566. Looks like
  1567. an electric car, sir.
  1568.  
  1569. 348
  1570. 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,125
  1571. Yes, and sounds like
  1572. a nose hair trimmer.
  1573.  
  1574. 349
  1575. 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,837
  1576. A bunch
  1577. of triple-A batteries
  1578.  
  1579. 350
  1580. 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,548
  1581. is no match for old-fashioned
  1582. British horsepower.
  1583.  
  1584. 351
  1585. 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:42,998
  1586. NOfllmCP 720252
  1587. MflMPEZO flcmmzyzd
  1588.  
  1589. 352
  1590. 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,448
  1591. Look at her cornering. Seems so
  1592. effortless, doesn't it, sir?
  1593.  
  1594. 353
  1595. 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,405
  1596. Arm the missile.
  1597.  
  1598. 354
  1599. 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:43,615
  1600. The what?
  1601.  
  1602. 355
  1603. 00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:45,951
  1604. The missile, Bough, the one
  1605. with the tear gas warhead.
  1606.  
  1607. 356
  1608. 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,578
  1609. But they're just cyclists, sir.
  1610. We'll get past in a minute.
  1611.  
  1612. 357
  1613. 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:49,902
  1614. They're French cyclists, Bough,
  1615.  
  1616. 358
  1617. 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,666
  1618. and they're obstructing
  1619. Her Majesty's Secret Service.
  1620.  
  1621. 359
  1622. 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,841
  1623. Wiper stalk
  1624. is armed, sir.
  1625.  
  1626. 360
  1627. 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:12,143
  1628. Sorry.
  1629.  
  1630. 361
  1631. 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,896
  1632. Terribly sorry.
  1633. We do apologize.
  1634.  
  1635. 362
  1636. 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:17,190
  1637. Stop it, Bough,
  1638. you'll only encourage them.
  1639.  
  1640. 363
  1641. 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,375
  1642. What are we gonna do now, sir?
  1643. Patience. Bough.
  1644.  
  1645. 364
  1646. 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,837
  1647. Driving like that, her battery
  1648. will be dead any moment.
  1649.  
  1650. 365
  1651. 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:42,215
  1652. And she'll roll
  1653. to a humiliating stop.
  1654.  
  1655. 366
  1656. 00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:05,071
  1657. Bough, it is your job to
  1658. keep an eye onthefuelgauge.
  1659.  
  1660. 367
  1661. 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,914
  1662. Very impressive driving, Mr...
  1663.  
  1664. 368
  1665. 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:17,709
  1666. Golightly.
  1667.  
  1668. 369
  1669. 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,879
  1670. Basil Golightly.
  1671.  
  1672. 370
  1673. 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,884
  1674. And you're rather useful
  1675. yourself, Miss...
  1676.  
  1677. 371
  1678. 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,596
  1679. Bhuletova. Ophelia Bhuletova.
  1680.  
  1681. 372
  1682. 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,014
  1683. Hmm.
  1684.  
  1685. 373
  1686. 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,849
  1687. And this is...
  1688.  
  1689. 374
  1690. 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,225
  1691. Colin.
  1692.  
  1693. 375
  1694. 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,021
  1695. I thought we were
  1696. using fake names.
  1697.  
  1698. 376
  1699. 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:40,690
  1700. That is a fake name.
  1701.  
  1702. 377
  1703. 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:44,861
  1704. Oh, right.
  1705.  
  1706. 378
  1707. 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,740
  1708. Yes, this is Colin,
  1709.  
  1710. 379
  1711. 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,117
  1712. and I'm...
  1713.  
  1714. 380
  1715. 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,414
  1716. "Dasil."
  1717.  
  1718. 381
  1719. 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:57,874
  1720. D as“ .
  1721.  
  1722. 382
  1723. 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,292
  1724. Basil.
  1725.  
  1726. 383
  1727. 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,754
  1728. Well, Basil,
  1729.  
  1730. 384
  1731. 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,059
  1732. maybe there is a simpler way
  1733. of doing this.
  1734.  
  1735. 385
  1736. 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,175
  1737. Over a drink perhaps?
  1738.  
  1739. 386
  1740. 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,636
  1741. Well, that would be lovely.
  1742.  
  1743. 387
  1744. 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:14,390
  1745. - Shall we say the bar at the Hotel
  1746. de Paris in Cagnes-sur-Mer? -00?
  1747.  
  1748. 388
  1749. 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,559
  1750. Mmm. It's a date.
  1751.  
  1752. 389
  1753. 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,941
  1754. Well,
  1755.  
  1756. 390
  1757. 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:27,695
  1758. I think my "running out of
  1759. fuel" ruse worked pretty well.
  1760.  
  1761. 391
  1762. 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,322
  1763. Mmm.
  1764.  
  1765. 392
  1766. 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,160
  1767. What?
  1768.  
  1769. 393
  1770. 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,764
  1771. Er, junior doctors. They've
  1772. confirmed they are going on strike
  1773.  
  1774. 394
  1775. 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,628
  1776. and the tube drivers
  1777. are coming out in support.
  1778.  
  1779. 395
  1780. 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,560
  1781. Oh, God. Leader of the Opposition, has
  1782. he come round from his heart surgery?
  1783.  
  1784. 396
  1785. 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:42,627
  1786. Yes, Prime Minister.
  1787.  
  1788. 397
  1789. 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,839
  1790. Oh, Jesus Christ, when will something
  1791. go right for me? What do you want?
  1792.  
  1793. 398
  1794. 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,675
  1795. They've hit us again,
  1796. Prime Minister.
  1797.  
  1798. 399
  1799. 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,719
  1800. Huh? Hacked into the Central
  1801. Traffic Control System.
  1802.  
  1803. 400
  1804. 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:55,431
  1805. Yes, they've turned every
  1806. traffic light in London to red.
  1807.  
  1808. 401
  1809. 00:32:58,059 --> 00:32:59,686
  1810. Where's my bloody drink?
  1811.  
  1812. 402
  1813. 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,814
  1814. You've got to be joking?
  1815. Vodka tonic, no ice, no tonic.
  1816.  
  1817. 403
  1818. 00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:05,441
  1819. Yes. ma'am. Oh. and Mr. Volta
  1820. has arrived. ma'am.
  1821.  
  1822. 404
  1823. 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,574
  1824. Mr. Volta,
  1825. welcome to Downing Street.
  1826.  
  1827. 405
  1828. 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,785
  1829. I have read so much
  1830. about this wonderful building.
  1831.  
  1832. 406
  1833. 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:19,414
  1834. Is this the stone triple staircase
  1835. designed by William Kent?
  1836.  
  1837. 407
  1838. 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:22,709
  1839. Um, yes, it probably is.
  1840. I can't swear to it.
  1841.  
  1842. 408
  1843. 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,378
  1844. - Can we do a quick...
  1845. - Needs Photoshop.
  1846.  
  1847. 409
  1848. 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:27,964
  1849. Oh!
  1850. This way. Hmm.
  1851.  
  1852. 410
  1853. 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,883
  1854. I am horribly late,
  1855. I do apologize.
  1856.  
  1857. 411
  1858. 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,802
  1859. It's the traffic, it's the one
  1860. thing I don't love about London.
  1861.  
  1862. 412
  1863. 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,346
  1864. Yes, well, I must admit
  1865. we are having a slight problem
  1866.  
  1867. 413
  1868. 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,348
  1869. with the lights at the moment.
  1870. Nothing major.
  1871.  
  1872. 414
  1873. 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:40,476
  1874. If you wanted, I could take a
  1875. look? It is kind of what I do.
  1876.  
  1877. 415
  1878. 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,188
  1879. I think it's actually a little
  1880. bit more complex than...
  1881.  
  1882. 416
  1883. 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:46,691
  1884. Xander, get a web address for
  1885. London's traffic control center.
  1886.  
  1887. 417
  1888. 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:51,070
  1889. Here is the login page, Jason.
  1890. Do you have a password?
  1891.  
  1892. 418
  1893. 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:54,699
  1894. Um...
  1895.  
  1896. 419
  1897. 00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:00,663
  1898. I won't tell if you won't.
  1899. Right you are.
  1900.  
  1901. 420
  1902. 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:05,585
  1903. Bypassing security.
  1904. Security bypassed.
  1905.  
  1906. 421
  1907. 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:06,669
  1908. Oh, that's terrific.
  1909.  
  1910. 422
  1911. 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:11,216
  1912. Someone is hacking you.
  1913. Oh, I don't think so.
  1914.  
  1915. 423
  1916. 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:15,386
  1917. Denied service attack.
  1918. Yeah, primitive but effective.
  1919.  
  1920. 424
  1921. 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,891
  1922. You know what we could try,
  1923. rerouting all service requests
  1924.  
  1925. 425
  1926. 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,101
  1927. to our server farm in Nevada.
  1928.  
  1929. 426
  1930. 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:24,395
  1931. Um...
  1932.  
  1933. 427
  1934. 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,398
  1935. Rerouting, Jason.
  1936.  
  1937. 428
  1938. 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,234
  1939. Rerouting complete.
  1940.  
  1941. 429
  1942. 00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,281
  1943. Crikey.
  1944.  
  1945. 430
  1946. 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,911
  1947. So, what was it you wanted
  1948. to talk to me about?
  1949.  
  1950. 431
  1951. 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,372
  1952. You, Jason.
  1953.  
  1954. 432
  1955. 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,874
  1956. Get out.
  1957.  
  1958. 433
  1959. 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,542
  1960. I want to talk about you.
  1961.  
  1962. 434
  1963. 00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:03,893
  1964. Excellent, Bough.
  1965. Nearly there.
  1966.  
  1967. 435
  1968. 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,229
  1969. Nearly there.
  1970.  
  1971. 436
  1972. 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,357
  1973. This is actually
  1974. a really nice hotel, Bough.
  1975.  
  1976. 437
  1977. 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,986
  1978. I'm turning to the right.
  1979.  
  1980. 438
  1981. 00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:29,961
  1982. Shall one of us keep Miss Bhuletova busy
  1983. while the other searches her room, sir?
  1984.  
  1985. 439
  1986. 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:34,173
  1987. Good idea, Bough.
  1988. Alert me if you find anything.
  1989.  
  1990. 440
  1991. 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,488
  1992. Mr. Golightly.
  1993.  
  1994. 441
  1995. 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:01,492
  1996. Oh...
  1997.  
  1998. 442
  1999. 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,202
  2000. Indeed.
  2001.  
  2002. 443
  2003. 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:07,290
  2004. I thought perhaps you weren't coming.
  2005. On the contrary.
  2006.  
  2007. 444
  2008. 00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:10,084
  2009. Wild horses couldn't
  2010. keep me away.
  2011.  
  2012. 445
  2013. 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:11,961
  2014. Madame? Monsieur?
  2015.  
  2016. 446
  2017. 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,422
  2018. Evening. What would you like?
  2019.  
  2020. 447
  2021. 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:18,760
  2022. I'm feeling a little homesick tonight.
  2023. I'll have 3 Moscow Mule.
  2024.  
  2025. 448
  2026. 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,640
  2027. And I'll have a London...
  2028.  
  2029. 449
  2030. 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,976
  2031. Lemming, please.
  2032.  
  2033. 450
  2034. 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,355
  2035. I'm not sure, what...
  2036.  
  2037. 451
  2038. 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:34,984
  2039. It's, uh, gin, vodka,
  2040.  
  2041. 452
  2042. 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,779
  2043. armagnac,
  2044.  
  2045. 453
  2046. 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:39,822
  2047. sherry,
  2048.  
  2049. 454
  2050. 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:42,992
  2051. with just a little bit
  2052. of Parmesan.
  2053.  
  2054. 455
  2055. 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:52,877
  2056. So, what brings you to the
  2057. South of France, Miss...
  2058.  
  2059. 456
  2060. 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,379
  2061. Bhilli... Bholly...
  2062.  
  2063. 457
  2064. 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,671
  2065. Bhuletova.
  2066.  
  2067. 458
  2068. 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,548
  2069. Bhuletova.
  2070.  
  2071. 459
  2072. 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,675
  2073. I'm just visiting
  2074. a friend of mine.
  2075.  
  2076. 460
  2077. 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,885
  2078. Hmm.
  2079.  
  2080. 461
  2081. 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:07,183
  2082. And would this friend
  2083. be the owner of the Dot Calm?
  2084.  
  2085. 462
  2086. 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,435
  2087. Hmm.
  2088.  
  2089. 463
  2090. 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:10,728
  2091. Yes, he would.
  2092.  
  2093. 464
  2094. 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,361
  2095. And what about you,
  2096.  
  2097. 465
  2098. 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:19,445
  2099. Basil?
  2100.  
  2101. 466
  2102. 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,948
  2103. Oh, I'm just here on business.
  2104.  
  2105. 467
  2106. 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,201
  2107. Although, it's rapidly
  2108. turning into pleasure.
  2109.  
  2110. 468
  2111. 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:31,040
  2112. Ooh! I love these.
  2113.  
  2114. 469
  2115. 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,463
  2116. They're really hot.
  2117.  
  2118. 470
  2119. 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:48,182
  2120. Are you all right?
  2121.  
  2122. 471
  2123. 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:49,934
  2124. Yes, fine.
  2125.  
  2126. 472
  2127. 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,027
  2128. Hmm.
  2129.  
  2130. 473
  2131. 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:07,577
  2132. Cheers.
  2133.  
  2134. 474
  2135. 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:11,205
  2136. I'm not sure I've ever met a
  2137. man quite like you, Basil.
  2138.  
  2139. 475
  2140. 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:14,542
  2141. Let me clear up
  2142. the uncertainty for you.
  2143.  
  2144. 476
  2145. 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:16,544
  2146. You haven't.
  2147.  
  2148. 477
  2149. 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:35,188
  2150. I'm sorry, Basil. I have to get
  2151. up really early tomorrow morning.
  2152.  
  2153. 478
  2154. 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,106
  2155. Oh, that's a shame.
  2156.  
  2157. 479
  2158. 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,327
  2159. How did you get on, sir?
  2160.  
  2161. 480
  2162. 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:52,121
  2163. Oh, gosh, what a wonderful
  2164. woman, Bough. Wonderful.
  2165.  
  2166. 481
  2167. 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:53,247
  2168. Right.
  2169.  
  2170. 482
  2171. 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,249
  2172. Charming. Intelligent.
  2173.  
  2174. 483
  2175. 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:59,045
  2176. Lovely sense of humor. And
  2177. obviously entirely innocent.
  2178.  
  2179. 484
  2180. 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,298
  2181. Although, I broke into her room and
  2182. she does have three passports, sir.
  2183.  
  2184. 485
  2185. 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:05,218
  2186. Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian.
  2187. Different name in each.
  2188.  
  2189. 486
  2190. 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,221
  2191. So she's been married
  2192. to three different people.
  2193.  
  2194. 487
  2195. 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,348
  2196. Not unusual in this day
  2197. and age, Bough.
  2198.  
  2199. 488
  2200. 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:13,351
  2201. And I also found some garroting
  2202. wire and two boxes of ammunition.
  2203.  
  2204. 489
  2205. 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:18,272
  2206. Well, single woman, traveling
  2207. alone, you can't be too careful.
  2208.  
  2209. 490
  2210. 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,401
  2211. You don't think
  2212. she might be a spy, sir?
  2213.  
  2214. 491
  2215. 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,779
  2216. A spy?
  2217.  
  2218. 492
  2219. 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,282
  2220. I think I know
  2221. what a spy looks like, Bough.
  2222.  
  2223. 493
  2224. 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,034
  2225. NOfllmCP 720252
  2226. MflMPEZO flcmmzyzd
  2227.  
  2228. 494
  2229. 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,746
  2230. Oh.
  2231.  
  2232. 495
  2233. 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,381
  2234. Oh!
  2235.  
  2236. 496
  2237. 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,244
  2238. Ah.
  2239.  
  2240. 497
  2241. 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:26,729
  2242. Sir?
  2243.  
  2244. 498
  2245. 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,022
  2246. Sir!
  2247.  
  2248. 499
  2249. 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:31,358
  2250. I just got off the phone
  2251. to P in London.
  2252.  
  2253. 500
  2254. 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,003
  2255. He's found out who the
  2256. owner of that yaoht is.
  2257.  
  2258. 501
  2259. 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,028
  2260. Jason Volta.
  2261.  
  2262. 502
  2263. 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,322
  2264. The world's most powerful
  2265. Internet billionaire, sir!
  2266.  
  2267. 503
  2268. 00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:37,782
  2269. And he's in London, right now.
  2270.  
  2271. 504
  2272. 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:41,285
  2273. The Prime Minister is personally
  2274. negotiating a trade deal with him.
  2275.  
  2276. 505
  2277. 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:43,871
  2278. Well, what are we waiting for?
  2279.  
  2280. 506
  2281. 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:17,947
  2282. Do you think we might
  2283. slow down a little, sir?
  2284.  
  2285. 507
  2286. 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:19,824
  2287. What?
  2288.  
  2289. 508
  2290. 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,410
  2291. Never mind!
  2292.  
  2293. 509
  2294. 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,460
  2295. With what appears
  2296. to be another cyber attack,
  2297.  
  2298. 510
  2299. 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,938
  2300. pressure is mounting
  2301. on the Prime Minister.
  2302.  
  2303. 511
  2304. 00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:34,922
  2305. Every train in England?
  2306. Yes. sir.
  2307.  
  2308. 512
  2309. 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:38,092
  2310. They're all trying to terminate
  2311. at Bristol Temple Meads.
  2312.  
  2313. 513
  2314. 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,346
  2315. Morning, sir!
  2316.  
  2317. 514
  2318. 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:44,515
  2319. You see this. English?
  2320. Yes!
  2321.  
  2322. 515
  2323. 00:44:45,432 --> 00:44:46,433
  2324. Please.
  2325.  
  2326. 516
  2327. 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:48,561
  2328. Ooh!
  2329.  
  2330. 517
  2331. 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:51,605
  2332. Tell me you've got something I
  2333. can take to the Prime Minister.
  2334.  
  2335. 518
  2336. 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,692
  2337. Would the name of the man
  2338. responsible do, sir?
  2339.  
  2340. 519
  2341. 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:56,610
  2342. Excellent, English, yes.
  2343.  
  2344. 520
  2345. 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,530
  2346. It's Jason...
  2347.  
  2348. 521
  2349. 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,167
  2350. Volta, sir. Jason Volta.
  2351.  
  2352. 522
  2353. 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:13,586
  2354. What?
  2355.  
  2356. 523
  2357. 00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:16,338
  2358. You're accusing the PM's
  2359. knight in shining armor?
  2360.  
  2361. 524
  2362. 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:18,257
  2363. I'd need hard evidence.
  2364.  
  2365. 525
  2366. 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,724
  2367. Which...
  2368.  
  2369. 526
  2370. 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,977
  2371. is why Agent English
  2372. is proposing
  2373.  
  2374. 527
  2375. 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,605
  2376. a penetration of Volta's
  2377. country estate in Surrey.
  2378.  
  2379. 528
  2380. 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:37,067
  2381. Yes, yes, yes, yes...
  2382.  
  2383. 529
  2384. 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,486
  2385. Well, do what you have
  2386. to do, English.
  2387.  
  2388. 530
  2389. 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,864
  2390. But for God's sake,
  2391. be discreet about it.
  2392.  
  2393. 531
  2394. 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:44,116
  2395. Oh! Oh.
  2396.  
  2397. 532
  2398. 00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:45,242
  2399. Good.
  2400.  
  2401. 533
  2402. 00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:46,410
  2403. Oh. Oh.
  2404.  
  2405. 534
  2406. 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,376
  2407. "Virtual reality"?
  2408.  
  2409. 535
  2410. 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:55,502
  2411. That's right, sir.
  2412.  
  2413. 536
  2414. 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,946
  2415. P's built a computer model of
  2416. the inside of Volta's mansion.
  2417.  
  2418. 537
  2419. 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:02,968
  2420. When you put on this headset, it will look
  2421. and feel as if you are inside the house.
  2422.  
  2423. 538
  2424. 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:06,513
  2425. You'll be able to open and close
  2426. doors, walk up and down staircases,
  2427.  
  2428. 539
  2429. 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,391
  2430. completely familiarize
  2431. yourself with its layout.
  2432.  
  2433. 540
  2434. 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,728
  2435. This floor moves in any
  2436. direction. 80 you can walk...
  2437.  
  2438. 541
  2439. 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:17,399
  2440. You can walk as far as you
  2441. want in the virtual world
  2442.  
  2443. 542
  2444. 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,611
  2445. without ever actually
  2446. leaving this room.
  2447.  
  2448. 543
  2449. 00:46:20,986 --> 00:46:22,029
  2450. One thing though, sir.
  2451.  
  2452. 544
  2453. 00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:24,949
  2454. The experience can be
  2455. very disorientating.
  2456.  
  2457. 545
  2458. 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,241
  2459. It's completely immersive
  2460.  
  2461. 546
  2462. 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:29,370
  2463. and some people lose all track
  2464. of their actual surroundings.
  2465.  
  2466. 547
  2467. 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:32,665
  2468. I think we can pretty much
  2469. guarantee that's not gonna happen.
  2470.  
  2471. 548
  2472. 00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:35,334
  2473. I'll just need you to sign the
  2474. health and safety releases.
  2475.  
  2476. 549
  2477. 00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:38,379
  2478. Would you excuse
  2479. me while I find an iPad.
  2480.  
  2481. 550
  2482. 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,675
  2483. Oh, go with him, Bough. If we don't
  2484. ohivvy him along we'll be here all day.
  2485.  
  2486. 551
  2487. 00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:49,974
  2488. Hmm.
  2489.  
  2490. 552
  2491. 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,328
  2492. Ah.
  2493.  
  2494. 553
  2495. 00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:13,865
  2496. Amrmonflflfvozzw _
  2497. _U_l>_U_U_l_OZ_mmv
  2498.  
  2499. 554
  2500. 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,393
  2501. Watch out!
  2502.  
  2503. 555
  2504. 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:04,465
  2505. Door Closing.
  2506.  
  2507. 556
  2508. 00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:06,425
  2509. Going down.
  2510.  
  2511. 557
  2512. 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:08,320
  2513. Hey!
  2514.  
  2515. 558
  2516. 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,688
  2517. I'm sorry, sir, but you're
  2518. going to have to leave.
  2519.  
  2520. 559
  2521. 00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:26,755
  2522. Ow.
  2523.  
  2524. 560
  2525. 00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,090
  2526. Ow.
  2527.  
  2528. 561
  2529. 00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:54,867
  2530. So, we'll shortly
  2531. be arriving at Admiralty House.
  2532.  
  2533. 562
  2534. 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,912
  2535. And, er, that actually used to be
  2536. Oliver Cromwell's own house. Um...
  2537.  
  2538. 563
  2539. 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,040
  2540. Uh...
  2541.  
  2542. 564
  2543. 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,669
  2544. And then we'll be going
  2545. to Horse Guards Parade.
  2546.  
  2547. 565
  2548. 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,215
  2549. Perhaps you'd like
  2550. to sit down, sir?
  2551.  
  2552. 566
  2553. 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,845
  2554. Hey, whoa!
  2555.  
  2556. 567
  2557. 00:50:19,474 --> 00:50:20,893
  2558. I've got them!
  2559.  
  2560. 568
  2561. 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:29,526
  2562. However, the agent we have on this mission
  2563. is confident he's making major progress.
  2564.  
  2565. 569
  2566. 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,404
  2567. And, uh, yes, we have a potential
  2568. suspect, he's been identified.
  2569.  
  2570. 570
  2571. 00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:36,909
  2572. And further covert
  2573. investigations are now ongoing.
  2574.  
  2575. 571
  2576. 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,411
  2577. Yes, quite.
  2578.  
  2579. 572
  2580. 00:50:39,661 --> 00:50:42,581
  2581. So I expect to have more
  2582. to announce on this front
  2583.  
  2584. 573
  2585. 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,500
  2586. shortly.
  2587.  
  2588. 574
  2589. 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:00,557
  2590. Oh.
  2591.  
  2592. 575
  2593. 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:02,434
  2594. Sir?
  2595.  
  2596. 576
  2597. 00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:03,644
  2598. Mmm?
  2599.  
  2600. 577
  2601. 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:06,563
  2602. Is everything all right. sir?
  2603. Yes. I've done it, Bough.
  2604.  
  2605. 578
  2606. 00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:09,566
  2607. Child's play. Don't know what
  2608. all the fuss was about.
  2609.  
  2610. 579
  2611. 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:25,165
  2612. Pleasure to see you again,
  2613. Prime Minister.
  2614.  
  2615. 580
  2616. 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,711
  2617. It's a hologram. Apparently
  2618. you just speak to it normally.
  2619.  
  2620. 581
  2621. 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,548
  2622. The pleasure's all mine.
  2623.  
  2624. 582
  2625. 00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:37,511
  2626. Hate to rush you, but was there
  2627. something in particular you needed?
  2628.  
  2629. 583
  2630. 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:40,264
  2631. Actually, I was just calling
  2632. really to see
  2633.  
  2634. 584
  2635. 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:44,393
  2636. if you had had a chance
  2637. to think things over.
  2638.  
  2639. 585
  2640. 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:45,644
  2641. I have.
  2642.  
  2643. 586
  2644. 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:51,733
  2645. But the thing is, Fiona, I just don't
  2646. really do other people's security.
  2647.  
  2648. 587
  2649. 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:55,195
  2650. Not that I don't want to. But
  2651. your infrastructure is old.
  2652.  
  2653. 588
  2654. 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,257
  2655. Plus the only way I could keep
  2656. you secure in the meantime
  2657.  
  2658. 589
  2659. 00:51:57,281 --> 00:52:00,826
  2660. would be by storing all your
  2661. data on my own servers.
  2662.  
  2663. 590
  2664. 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,036
  2665. Obviously, that would be...
  2666. Yes. Jason.
  2667.  
  2668. 591
  2669. 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:07,082
  2670. What I really want to do is announce
  2671. this tie-up at the G12 meeting.
  2672.  
  2673. 592
  2674. 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,294
  2675. Do we have a deal?
  2676.  
  2677. 593
  2678. 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,138
  2679. Good luck, sir.
  2680.  
  2681. 594
  2682. 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:40,824
  2683. Hey.
  2684.  
  2685. 595
  2686. 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:41,992
  2687. Sir?
  2688.  
  2689. 596
  2690. 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:44,578
  2691. I said to get the chopper ready.
  2692. Right there.
  2693.  
  2694. 597
  2695. 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:45,871
  2696. Sir. Right away, sir.
  2697.  
  2698. 598
  2699. 00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:47,247
  2700. Thank you.
  2701.  
  2702. 599
  2703. 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,041
  2704. - Tyler, come in.
  2705. - Copy.
  2706.  
  2707. 600
  2708. 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,418
  2709. Tyler, can you prepare
  2710. the chopper now?
  2711.  
  2712. 601
  2713. 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:54,338
  2714. We'll have everything ready
  2715. for you in a couple of minutes.
  2716.  
  2717. 602
  2718. 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,663
  2719. We can't keep meeting
  2720. like this, Mr. Golightly.
  2721.  
  2722. 603
  2723. 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,082
  2724. Oh, yes.
  2725.  
  2726. 604
  2727. 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:33,126
  2728. Or do you want to end this Charade
  2729. and tell me your real name?
  2730.  
  2731. 605
  2732. 00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:41,760
  2733. There's so much you don't understand about
  2734. this world you've got caught up in.
  2735.  
  2736. 606
  2737. 00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:46,223
  2738. Spare me the idiot act.
  2739. You're British Secret Service.
  2740.  
  2741. 607
  2742. 00:53:47,432 --> 00:53:51,186
  2743. Impressive work in France, by the way.
  2744. When did you realize I was a spy, too?
  2745.  
  2746. 608
  2747. 00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:55,982
  2748. Oh, pretty much straight away.
  2749.  
  2750. 609
  2751. 00:53:56,858 --> 00:53:57,901
  2752. Hmm.
  2753.  
  2754. 610
  2755. 00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:04,282
  2756. I've spent two years undercover.
  2757. Simple operation until you showed up.
  2758.  
  2759. 611
  2760. 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:06,243
  2761. And I like
  2762. to keep things simple.
  2763.  
  2764. 612
  2765. 00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,995
  2766. "Simple" is my middle name.
  2767.  
  2768. 613
  2769. 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,127
  2770. It would seem you've got
  2771. a choice to make.
  2772.  
  2773. 614
  2774. 00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:21,675
  2775. Temporary suspension ofhosfinfies?
  2776. A short-term partnership?
  2777.  
  2778. 615
  2779. 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:31,810
  2780. Hmm.
  2781.  
  2782. 616
  2783. 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:34,938
  2784. Politicians are even more
  2785. gullible than venture capitalists.
  2786.  
  2787. 617
  2788. 00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:36,022
  2789. That is correct.
  2790.  
  2791. 618
  2792. 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,386
  2793. Get me a copy
  2794. of the target list.
  2795.  
  2796. 619
  2797. 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,985
  2798. We'll hit them once more
  2799. just to be on the safe side.
  2800.  
  2801. 620
  2802. 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,655
  2803. Give me your phone.
  2804. You don't have a phone?
  2805.  
  2806. 621
  2807. 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:46,158
  2808. A phone will give anyone
  2809. your precise location.
  2810.  
  2811. 622
  2812. 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,910
  2813. And yet they're so useful
  2814. for making phone calls.
  2815.  
  2816. 623
  2817. 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,371
  2818. Excellent.
  2819. I'm not phoning anyone.
  2820.  
  2821. 624
  2822. 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:55,041
  2823. I'm gathering evidence.
  2824.  
  2825. 625
  2826. 00:54:56,918 --> 00:55:00,755
  2827. The target list, Jason. Four
  2828. iconic central London landmarks.
  2829.  
  2830. 626
  2831. 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,966
  2832. Make your selection.
  2833. Number three.
  2834.  
  2835. 627
  2836. 00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:04,926
  2837. The London Eye.
  2838.  
  2839. 628
  2840. 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:11,391
  2841. This cyber attack could potentially
  2842. impact 16,000 visitors.
  2843.  
  2844. 629
  2845. 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:19,232
  2846. I found him snooping
  2847. around upstairs.
  2848.  
  2849. 630
  2850. 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,235
  2851. And who are you exactly?
  2852.  
  2853. 631
  2854. 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,820
  2855. I'm not telling you anything.
  2856.  
  2857. 632
  2858. 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:24,946
  2859. Hmm.
  2860.  
  2861. 633
  2862. 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:28,158
  2863. Face recognition
  2864. software launched.
  2865.  
  2866. 634
  2867. 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:31,953
  2868. Johnny English is a geography
  2869. teacher from Lincolnshire.
  2870.  
  2871. 635
  2872. 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:36,249
  2873. Rather heavily armed for a lesson
  2874. on European capitals, Mr. English.
  2875.  
  2876. 636
  2877. 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:39,961
  2878. Any thoughts, sweetheart?
  2879.  
  2880. 637
  2881. 00:55:40,962 --> 00:55:42,881
  2882. He's British Intelligence.
  2883.  
  2884. 638
  2885. 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,343
  2886. And there you have it,
  2887. two words that have
  2888.  
  2889. 639
  2890. 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:49,346
  2891. no right being
  2892. in the same sentence together.
  2893.  
  2894. 640
  2895. 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:52,724
  2896. Do you really think
  2897. I came here alone?
  2898.  
  2899. 641
  2900. 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:56,394
  2901. I have a team of crack
  2902. operatives out there, right now,
  2903.  
  2904. 642
  2905. 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,979
  2906. just waiting to strike.
  2907.  
  2908. 643
  2909. 00:55:58,063 --> 00:55:59,356
  2910. Uh-huh.
  2911.  
  2912. 644
  2913. 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:05,487
  2914. Sir!
  2915.  
  2916. 645
  2917. 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,992
  2918. What has happened
  2919. to this country?
  2920.  
  2921. 646
  2922. 00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,828
  2923. How is it possible
  2924. that less than a century ago
  2925.  
  2926. 647
  2927. 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,915
  2928. the British Empire
  2929. ruled a quarter of the globe
  2930.  
  2931. 648
  2932. 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,627
  2933. and now it's relying on someone
  2934.  
  2935. 649
  2936. 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:24,214
  2937. like you?
  2938.  
  2939. 650
  2940. 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,803
  2941. Hey! Stop!
  2942.  
  2943. 651
  2944. 00:56:31,137 --> 00:56:32,138
  2945. Stop him?
  2946.  
  2947. 652
  2948. 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,070
  2949. Go.
  2950.  
  2951. 653
  2952. 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:56,955
  2953. - Close the gates.
  2954. - Yes, sir.
  2955.  
  2956. 654
  2957. 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,175
  2958. Help! Stop!
  2959.  
  2960. 655
  2961. 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,636
  2962. Obstacle directly ahead,
  2963. Mrs. Trattner.
  2964.  
  2965. 656
  2966. 00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:15,682
  2967. Check your mirrors
  2968. and bring the car to a stop.
  2969.  
  2970. 657
  2971. 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,728
  2972. Er, excuse me. Hey.
  2973.  
  2974. 658
  2975. 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:22,731
  2976. Thank you.
  2977.  
  2978. 659
  2979. 00:57:26,318 --> 00:57:27,319
  2980. Drive!
  2981.  
  2982. 660
  2983. 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,614
  2984. Excuse me.
  2985.  
  2986. 661
  2987. 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:32,508
  2988. What... What
  2989. do you think you're doing?
  2990.  
  2991. 662
  2992. 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:35,118
  2993. Excuse me! You are
  2994. not a qualified instructor.
  2995.  
  2996. 663
  2997. 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,546
  2998. But what about my instructor?
  2999. Turn left.
  3000.  
  3001. 664
  3002. 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:47,672
  3003. Oh.
  3004.  
  3005. 665
  3006. 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:49,591
  3007. Turn right.
  3008.  
  3009. 666
  3010. 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,556
  3011. For future reference,
  3012. I'm on your left.
  3013.  
  3014. 667
  3015. 00:57:56,890 --> 00:58:00,393
  3016. Please, stop.
  3017. I can't do this anymore!
  3018.  
  3019. 668
  3020. 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,358
  3021. I can't see anything now!
  3022.  
  3023. 669
  3024. 00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:07,859
  3025. Good.
  3026.  
  3027. 670
  3028. 00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:21,498
  3029. When I say "go,"
  3030. turn sharp right.
  3031.  
  3032. 671
  3033. 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:22,791
  3034. Uh-huh.
  3035.  
  3036. 672
  3037. 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,838
  3038. Three, two, one.
  3039.  
  3040. 673
  3041. 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,340
  3042. Go!
  3043.  
  3044. 674
  3045. 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:35,512
  3046. And straighten up,
  3047. straighten up, straighten up.
  3048.  
  3049. 675
  3050. 00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:36,805
  3051. And go!
  3052.  
  3053. 676
  3054. 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:38,598
  3055. Let's go, let's go.
  3056.  
  3057. 677
  3058. 00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:49,317
  3059. Oh, nowjust bear left
  3060. a little. Good.
  3061.  
  3062. 678
  3063. 00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:51,111
  3064. Straighten up, straighten up.
  3065.  
  3066. 679
  3067. 00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:56,574
  3068. Good!
  3069.  
  3070. 680
  3071. 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,997
  3072. Well, that was
  3073. very good, Mrs. Trattner.
  3074.  
  3075. 681
  3076. 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,961
  3077. I think you made
  3078. some real progress today.
  3079.  
  3080. 682
  3081. 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,065
  3082. You're
  3083. not hearing me, English.
  3084.  
  3085. 683
  3086. 00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:14,151
  3087. Given the Prime Minister's new friendship
  3088. with Volta, the situation has changed.
  3089.  
  3090. 684
  3091. 00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:18,805
  3092. But the facts haven't, sir. That
  3093. attack is Volta's responsibility.
  3094.  
  3095. 685
  3096. 00:59:18,888 --> 00:59:21,349
  3097. According to you, but not
  3098. according to anyone else.
  3099.  
  3100. 686
  3101. 00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:22,851
  3102. Is he here yet?
  3103.  
  3104. 687
  3105. 00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:25,854
  3106. Good afternoon, Prime Minister.
  3107. So, this is, uh...
  3108.  
  3109. 688
  3110. 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,898
  3111. English, Prime Minister.
  3112. Johnny English.
  3113.  
  3114. 689
  3115. 00:59:29,190 --> 00:59:31,693
  3116. VVhatexaofly do you have
  3117. to say for yourself?
  3118.  
  3119. 690
  3120. 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,737
  3121. Rather a lot, actually.
  3122.  
  3123. 691
  3124. 00:59:34,028 --> 00:59:37,615
  3125. However, men like me don't deal
  3126. in prevarication, Prime Minister,
  3127.  
  3128. 692
  3129. 00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:39,367
  3130. so let me get
  3131. straight to the point.
  3132.  
  3133. 693
  3134. 00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:42,704
  3135. Jason Volta is the man
  3136. behind these attacks.
  3137.  
  3138. 694
  3139. 00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:45,373
  3140. And I have the evidence
  3141. to prove it.
  3142.  
  3143. 695
  3144. 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:50,128
  3145. I managed to record this
  3146. inside Volta's country lair.
  3147.  
  3148. 696
  3149. 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,755
  3150. But I should warn you,
  3151. Prime Minister,
  3152.  
  3153. 697
  3154. 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,800
  3155. that what you're about to see
  3156. is evil incarnate.
  3157.  
  3158. 698
  3159. 00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:59,012
  3160. Hmm.
  3161.  
  3162. 699
  3163. 01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:04,184
  3164. Here we are
  3165. at Fifi's third birthday!
  3166.  
  3167. 700
  3168. 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,519
  3169. And it's a very exciting day!
  3170.  
  3171. 701
  3172. 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:11,065
  3173. Hip hip, hooray!
  3174. Hip hip, hooray!
  3175.  
  3176. 702
  3177. 01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:15,278
  3178. Happy birthday to you
  3179.  
  3180. 703
  3181. 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:20,283
  3182. Happy birthday to you
  3183.  
  3184. 704
  3185. 01:00:21,659 --> 01:00:22,660
  3186. Thank you.
  3187.  
  3188. 705
  3189. 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:25,538
  3190. Can I just ask,
  3191. what is wrong with you?
  3192.  
  3193. 706
  3194. 01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:29,209
  3195. The country is in a state
  3196. of complete chaos.
  3197.  
  3198. 707
  3199. 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,460
  3200. The press is wetting itself,
  3201.  
  3202. 708
  3203. 01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:32,504
  3204. and the only person
  3205. capable of saving us
  3206.  
  3207. 709
  3208. 01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:34,839
  3209. is the man you're accusing
  3210. of high treason.
  3211.  
  3212. 710
  3213. 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:39,093
  3214. I was in the room myself when he
  3215. gave the order, Prime Minister!
  3216.  
  3217. 711
  3218. 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:40,428
  3219. But there was a...
  3220.  
  3221. 712
  3222. 01:00:40,512 --> 01:00:42,198
  3223. Do you know what I was
  3224. in the room with, English?
  3225.  
  3226. 713
  3227. 01:00:42,222 --> 01:00:43,908
  3228. Your file, which I've read,
  3229. in its entirety,
  3230.  
  3231. 714
  3232. 01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:45,012
  3233. and I have a few questions.
  3234.  
  3235. 715
  3236. 01:00:45,099 --> 01:00:46,643
  3237. Did you or did you not burn
  3238.  
  3239. 716
  3240. 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:49,187
  3241. the Cote de Roc restaurant in
  3242. Antibes to the ground?
  3243.  
  3244. 717
  3245. 01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:50,355
  3246. Um...
  3247.  
  3248. 718
  3249. 01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:52,816
  3250. And did you or did you not
  3251. fire a guided missile
  3252.  
  3253. 719
  3254. 01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:54,567
  3255. at a peloton of French cyclists?
  3256.  
  3257. 720
  3258. 01:00:55,109 --> 01:00:56,110
  3259. Well...
  3260.  
  3261. 721
  3262. 01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:57,654
  3263. Before commandeering
  3264. an open-top bus
  3265.  
  3266. 722
  3267. 01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,906
  3268. and tossing the tour guide
  3269. off the top deck,
  3270.  
  3271. 723
  3272. 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,343
  3273. and then assaulting an 82-year-old
  3274. grandmother in a sandwich shop
  3275.  
  3276. 724
  3277. 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,619
  3278. before battering the employee
  3279. of said sandwich shop
  3280.  
  3281. 725
  3282. 01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:06,621
  3283. with two organic
  3284. sourdough baguettes?
  3285.  
  3286. 726
  3287. 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,499
  3288. Uh, I don't remember the...
  3289.  
  3290. 727
  3291. 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:12,710
  3292. Do you have any idea
  3293. how hard it is to be me?
  3294.  
  3295. 728
  3296. 01:01:14,295 --> 01:01:15,922
  3297. Hmm?
  3298.  
  3299. 729
  3300. 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,842
  3301. Do you have even
  3302. the foggiest notion
  3303.  
  3304. 730
  3305. 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:22,470
  3306. of how virtually impossible
  3307. it is to get anything done
  3308.  
  3309. 731
  3310. 01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:27,267
  3311. in the face of events
  3312. and facts and voters
  3313.  
  3314. 732
  3315. 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:30,520
  3316. and that tsunami of tosspots
  3317. we call "the national press"?
  3318.  
  3319. 733
  3320. 01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:33,982
  3321. Finally I get the chance to do
  3322. something good for my country,
  3323.  
  3324. 734
  3325. 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:35,316
  3326. and what happens?
  3327.  
  3328. 735
  3329. 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:38,027
  3330. The universe sends me you.
  3331.  
  3332. 736
  3333. 01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:41,322
  3334. Well, do you know what I say?
  3335.  
  3336. 737
  3337. 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:44,325
  3338. I say, up the universe's arse!
  3339.  
  3340. 738
  3341. 01:01:44,450 --> 01:01:46,494
  3342. And do you know what else I say?
  3343. You're fired.
  3344.  
  3345. 739
  3346. 01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:48,621
  3347. With immediate effect.
  3348. Now get out!
  3349.  
  3350. 740
  3351. 01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:53,042
  3352. And make sure I never clap eyes
  3353. on that imbecile ever again!
  3354.  
  3355. 741
  3356. 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,836
  3357. What
  3358. are you doing, sir?
  3359.  
  3360. 742
  3361. 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:41,049
  3362. What do you think I'm doing,
  3363. Bough? I'm going home.
  3364.  
  3365. 743
  3366. 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:43,843
  3367. But the Prime Minister is
  3368. finalizing her deal with Volta.
  3369.  
  3370. 744
  3371. 01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:47,221
  3372. She's taking him to the G12 Summit
  3373. in Scotland as her special guest.
  3374.  
  3375. 745
  3376. 01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:51,351
  3377. It's over, Bough. And there's
  3378. absolutely nothing we can do about it.
  3379.  
  3380. 746
  3381. 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,729
  3382. But, sir, I have a plan.
  3383.  
  3384. 747
  3385. 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,898
  3386. Remember my wife?
  3387.  
  3388. 748
  3389. 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,075
  3390. Clear your baffles.
  3391.  
  3392. 749
  3393. 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,577
  3394. What?
  3395. Mind your head, sir.
  3396.  
  3397. 750
  3398. 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:10,745
  3399. Ow!
  3400.  
  3401. 751
  3402. 01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:15,083
  3403. This says we're sinking.
  3404.  
  3405. 752
  3406. 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:23,633
  3407. She's old and a little rusty, but she can
  3408. put on a hell of a fireworks display.
  3409.  
  3410. 753
  3411. 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:42,318
  3412. Excellent work, Commander.
  3413.  
  3414. 754
  3415. 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:45,405
  3416. Jeremy has always spoken very
  3417. highly of you, Agent English.
  3418.  
  3419. 755
  3420. 01:03:46,572 --> 01:03:47,573
  3421. Who?
  3422.  
  3423. 756
  3424. 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:50,660
  3425. Oh.
  3426.  
  3427. 757
  3428. 01:03:50,743 --> 01:03:52,412
  3429. Oh, yes, yes.
  3430.  
  3431. 758
  3432. 01:03:54,288 --> 01:03:56,416
  3433. I'm no fan of the pen
  3434. pushers myself, so
  3435.  
  3436. 759
  3437. 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,519
  3438. when orders came through
  3439. stationing us here for the Summit,
  3440.  
  3441. 760
  3442. 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,962
  3443. well, I thought a lift was
  3444. the least I could do.
  3445.  
  3446. 761
  3447. 01:04:01,295 --> 01:04:03,214
  3448. Right, let's get
  3449. a move on, Bough.
  3450.  
  3451. 762
  3452. 01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,443
  3453. Oh, if you wouldn't mind
  3454. keeping your mobiles off
  3455.  
  3456. 763
  3457. 01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:07,827
  3458. until you're well clear,
  3459. gentlemen.
  3460.  
  3461. 764
  3462. 01:04:07,885 --> 01:04:10,388
  3463. The launch systems on the
  3464. missiles are a bit 1980s.
  3465.  
  3466. 765
  3467. 01:04:10,471 --> 01:04:13,224
  3468. Gets a tad twitchy
  3469. around microwave radiation.
  3470.  
  3471. 766
  3472. 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:17,353
  3473. No problem there, Commander. We're
  3474. doing this mission old-school.
  3475.  
  3476. 767
  3477. 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:29,157
  3478. This spot is perfect.
  3479.  
  3480. 768
  3481. 01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,076
  3482. Come on.
  3483.  
  3484. 769
  3485. 01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:48,593
  3486. Sorry, sir.
  3487.  
  3488. 770
  3489. 01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:50,136
  3490. Come on, come on...
  3491.  
  3492. 771
  3493. 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,765
  3494. Right, Bough. Our
  3495. mission here is simple.
  3496.  
  3497. 772
  3498. 01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:57,310
  3499. Gain access to Volta's bedroom
  3500. and take him out.
  3501.  
  3502. 773
  3503. 01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,807
  3504. How are you going to
  3505. get up there, though, sw?
  3506.  
  3507. 774
  3508. 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:03,357
  3509. A walk in the park
  3510. for the exoskeleton.
  3511.  
  3512. 775
  3513. 01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:12,867
  3514. Remotely operated
  3515. neoprene bodysuit.
  3516.  
  3517. 776
  3518. 01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:15,912
  3519. Increases the wearer's
  3520. strength 100 times.
  3521.  
  3522. 777
  3523. 01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:19,582
  3524. Right, power it up. Stick in
  3525. the floppy disk and let's go.
  3526.  
  3527. 778
  3528. 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:28,883
  3529. Just”
  3530.  
  3531. 779
  3532. 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:46,567
  3533. Crikey, sir!
  3534.  
  3535. 780
  3536. 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,836
  3537. When will
  3538. the weapon be ready?
  3539.  
  3540. 781
  3541. 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:08,589
  3542. As soon as the Prime Minister
  3543. signs the agreement, tonight.
  3544.  
  3545. 782
  3546. 01:06:08,714 --> 01:06:10,049
  3547. How do I fire it?
  3548.  
  3549. 783
  3550. 01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:12,760
  3551. Press once and the attack
  3552. is launched.
  3553.  
  3554. 784
  3555. 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:16,472
  3556. After which, the data
  3557. of every G12 country
  3558.  
  3559. 785
  3560. 01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:20,101
  3561. will be transferred to the
  3562. servers on board the Dot Calm.
  3563.  
  3564. 786
  3565. 01:06:20,184 --> 01:06:21,185
  3566. Perfect.
  3567.  
  3568. 787
  3569. 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:23,938
  3570. Ah.
  3571.  
  3572. 788
  3573. 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:26,357
  3574. Cheers.
  3575.  
  3576. 789
  3577. 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:38,077
  3578. You're working for Russian Intelligence
  3579. and you have been from the start.
  3580.  
  3581. 790
  3582. 01:06:38,578 --> 01:06:41,390
  3583. Which is why I've taken an antidote
  3584. to the poison you keep in your ring,
  3585.  
  3586. 791
  3587. 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:43,082
  3588. and which you've poured
  3589. into this drink.
  3590.  
  3591. 792
  3592. 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:47,128
  3593. And removed the firing pin
  3594. from that pistol.
  3595.  
  3596. 793
  3597. 01:06:55,970 --> 01:06:57,930
  3598. Everyone has to make a life
  3599. for themselves.
  3600.  
  3601. 794
  3602. 01:06:58,222 --> 01:07:00,349
  3603. It's just sad that yours is
  3604.  
  3605. 795
  3606. 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:02,476
  3607. over.
  3608.  
  3609. 796
  3610. 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,644
  3611. Hmm.
  3612.  
  3613. 797
  3614. 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:07,023
  3615. Fresh from my 3D printer.
  3616. Hundred percent plastic.
  3617.  
  3618. 798
  3619. 01:07:10,234 --> 01:07:11,903
  3620. And 100% deadly.
  3621.  
  3622. 799
  3623. 01:07:13,070 --> 01:07:14,989
  3624. Killing me won't save you.
  3625.  
  3626. 800
  3627. 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:16,908
  3628. Don't bet on it.
  3629.  
  3630. 801
  3631. 01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:24,040
  3632. Seriously,
  3633. this cannot be happening.
  3634.  
  3635. 802
  3636. 01:07:24,248 --> 01:07:26,125
  3637. Oh, but it is.
  3638.  
  3639. 803
  3640. 01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,336
  3641. Drop the gun.
  3642.  
  3643. 804
  3644. 01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:30,588
  3645. Get your hands in the air.
  3646.  
  3647. 805
  3648. 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:32,548
  3649. And you.
  3650.  
  3651. 806
  3652. 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,933
  3653. There's no time
  3654. for this, Johnny.
  3655.  
  3656. 807
  3657. 01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:44,268
  3658. Oh, it isn't possible.
  3659.  
  3660. 808
  3661. 01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:47,104
  3662. You cannot be working
  3663. with this English idiot!
  3664.  
  3665. 809
  3666. 01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:50,608
  3667. Save the pillow talk
  3668. for your prison cell, Volta.
  3669.  
  3670. 810
  3671. 01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:54,779
  3672. Are you inside. sir? Yes. yes.
  3673. Bough. you can power down.
  3674.  
  3675. 811
  3676. 01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:56,989
  3677. Everything is under control.
  3678.  
  3679. 812
  3680. 01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,283
  3681. Shut down.
  3682.  
  3683. 813
  3684. 01:08:23,849 --> 01:08:26,269
  3685. An historic venue
  3686. for an historic meeting.
  3687.  
  3688. 814
  3689. 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:30,273
  3690. The delegates from each G12 member
  3691. nation will have their own priorities...
  3692.  
  3693. 815
  3694. 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,160
  3695. How do we get in now, sir?
  3696.  
  3697. 816
  3698. 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,587
  3699. What's the plan?
  3700.  
  3701. 817
  3702. 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:30,082
  3703. Hey, you!
  3704.  
  3705. 818
  3706. 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:31,834
  3707. Hey!
  3708.  
  3709. 819
  3710. 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:50,686
  3711. Thank you very much. I hope
  3712. you have everything you need.
  3713.  
  3714. 820
  3715. 01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:08,788
  3716. OW!
  3717.  
  3718. 821
  3719. 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,581
  3720. On behalf of the United Kingdom,
  3721.  
  3722. 822
  3723. 01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:14,251
  3724. may I welcome you here today to
  3725. this ancient meeting ohamber
  3726.  
  3727. 823
  3728. 01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:16,670
  3729. where the great Scottish clans
  3730.  
  3731. 824
  3732. 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:20,549
  3733. once settled their differences
  3734. and forged new alliances.
  3735.  
  3736. 825
  3737. 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,511
  3738. A place I have
  3739. specifically chosen
  3740.  
  3741. 826
  3742. 01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:26,806
  3743. in order to make
  3744. a very special announcement.
  3745.  
  3746. 827
  3747. 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:28,808
  3748. Sir?
  3749.  
  3750. 828
  3751. 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:34,063
  3752. Are you all right, sir? ENGLISH: No,
  3753. I'm not all right. Get me up, Bough.
  3754.  
  3755. 829
  3756. 01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:41,320
  3757. It's very heavy, sir.
  3758. I know how heavy it is. Bough.
  3759.  
  3760. 830
  3761. 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,950
  3762. We've got to get
  3763. to the conference...
  3764.  
  3765. 831
  3766. 01:10:47,868 --> 01:10:50,079
  3767. To the conference room
  3768. before Volta...
  3769.  
  3770. 832
  3771. 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,999
  3772. Before Volta triggers
  3773. his weapon.
  3774.  
  3775. 833
  3776. 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:59,338
  3777. And so, with my signature
  3778. on this agreement...
  3779.  
  3780. 834
  3781. 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:03,134
  3782. it gives me great pleasure, oh,
  3783.  
  3784. 835
  3785. 01:11:03,217 --> 01:11:07,930
  3786. to welcome to you my guest,
  3787. my friend, Jason Volta.
  3788.  
  3789. 836
  3790. 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:14,186
  3791. Standing
  3792. by to launch attack, Jason.
  3793.  
  3794. 837
  3795. 01:11:14,478 --> 01:11:16,647
  3796. Damn it. get me out of Ms stun.
  3797. Johnny?
  3798.  
  3799. 838
  3800. 01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:18,875
  3801. - I can't see the join, sir.
  3802. - It's the clasp.
  3803.  
  3804. 839
  3805. 01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:21,861
  3806. Release the clasp andthetop
  3807. and the bottom separate.
  3808.  
  3809. 840
  3810. 01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:25,781
  3811. Must have jammed
  3812. when you fell over, sir.
  3813.  
  3814. 841
  3815. 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,992
  3816. For goodness sake.
  3817. Wait. Try this.
  3818.  
  3819. 842
  3820. 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,876
  3821. That is quite a lot of oil, sir.
  3822.  
  3823. 843
  3824. 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,379
  3825. Oh, come on!
  3826. Come on, come on...
  3827.  
  3828. 844
  3829. 01:11:41,505 --> 01:11:45,217
  3830. Can you imagine what the world would
  3831. look like if it was run by Apple?
  3832.  
  3833. 845
  3834. 01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:49,096
  3835. Or Google? Or...
  3836.  
  3837. 846
  3838. 01:11:49,638 --> 01:11:50,723
  3839. Me?
  3840.  
  3841. 847
  3842. 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:56,061
  3843. Do you think
  3844. you'd have failing schools?
  3845.  
  3846. 848
  3847. 01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:59,148
  3848. Do you think you'd have endless
  3849. waiting in your hospitals?
  3850.  
  3851. 849
  3852. 01:11:59,231 --> 01:12:00,232
  3853. No.
  3854.  
  3855. 850
  3856. 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:03,068
  3857. Think you'd have such long
  3858. lines in your airports?
  3859.  
  3860. 851
  3861. 01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:04,737
  3862. - No.
  3863. - No.
  3864.  
  3865. 852
  3866. 01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:09,492
  3867. No, because all of these are
  3868. simple data management problems.
  3869.  
  3870. 853
  3871. 01:12:09,617 --> 01:12:12,286
  3872. And people like me,
  3873. we love data.
  3874.  
  3875. 854
  3876. 01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:15,706
  3877. We live for data.
  3878.  
  3879. 855
  3880. 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:17,833
  3881. Hal
  3882.  
  3883. 856
  3884. 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:20,294
  3885. Do you know
  3886. what I live for, Volta?
  3887.  
  3888. 857
  3889. 01:12:20,377 --> 01:12:21,438
  3890. God.
  3891.  
  3892. 858
  3893. 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:26,842
  3894. Eliminating the threat that lying
  3895. villains like you pose to this country.
  3896.  
  3897. 859
  3898. 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:28,344
  3899. Oh, for God's sake.
  3900.  
  3901. 860
  3902. 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,179
  3903. Who is he?
  3904.  
  3905. 861
  3906. 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,764
  3907. Arrest this whack job.
  3908.  
  3909. 862
  3910. 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:34,975
  3911. The only person ordering an
  3912. arrest around here will be me.
  3913.  
  3914. 863
  3915. 01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:38,145
  3916. There's no cause for concern,
  3917. ladies and gentlemen,
  3918.  
  3919. 864
  3920. 01:12:38,270 --> 01:12:42,942
  3921. you are now in the capable hands
  3922. of Her Majesty's Secret Service.
  3923.  
  3924. 865
  3925. 01:12:43,275 --> 01:12:47,947
  3926. And you, my friend, are in for
  3927. an uncomfortable ride.
  3928.  
  3929. 866
  3930. 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,798
  3931. Where was I?
  3932.  
  3933. 867
  3934. 01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,009
  3935. Living for data.
  3936.  
  3937. 868
  3938. 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,469
  3939. Exactly.
  3940.  
  3941. 869
  3942. 01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:16,809
  3943. My algorithms can solve every one of your
  3944. problems as long as I have one thing.
  3945.  
  3946. 870
  3947. 01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:17,977
  3948. Control.
  3949.  
  3950. 871
  3951. 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,981
  3952. And that is what you are about
  3953. to give me now.
  3954.  
  3955. 872
  3956. 01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:24,775
  3957. Jason, I wonder
  3958. if you could just clarify...
  3959.  
  3960. 873
  3961. 01:13:24,858 --> 01:13:25,943
  3962. Shut up.
  3963.  
  3964. 874
  3965. 01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:27,736
  3966. Now, hold on.
  3967.  
  3968. 875
  3969. 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,739
  3970. Castle now locked down
  3971.  
  3972. 876
  3973. 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,034
  3974. and under your control, Jason.
  3975.  
  3976. 877
  3977. 01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:38,414
  3978. The agreement this ignoramus
  3979. just signed
  3980.  
  3981. 878
  3982. 01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:41,166
  3983. didn't just give me access
  3984. to all the UK's data.
  3985.  
  3986. 879
  3987. 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:45,254
  3988. It also gave me access to a
  3989. junction box, in North Ayrshire
  3990.  
  3991. 880
  3992. 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:47,923
  3993. that connects
  3994. the entire World Wide Web.
  3995.  
  3996. 881
  3997. 01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:53,887
  3998. Disable the fiber-optic cables in that box
  3999. and the Internet will cease to exist.
  4000.  
  4001. 882
  4002. 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:57,766
  4003. Johnny? Are you okay?
  4004.  
  4005. 883
  4006. 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,943
  4007. Have you got a phone?
  4008. We need to call for backup.
  4009.  
  4010. 884
  4011. 01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:10,988
  4012. There's no time for backup.
  4013. I'm going after Volta.
  4014.  
  4015. 885
  4016. 01:14:11,071 --> 01:14:12,781
  4017. And don't lose that one!
  4018.  
  4019. 886
  4020. 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:17,745
  4021. Do you understand what it means
  4022. if I turn the Internet off?
  4023.  
  4024. 887
  4025. 01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:22,291
  4026. Cities will go dark. Planes
  4027. will fall out of the sky.
  4028.  
  4029. 888
  4030. 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:26,462
  4031. Trains will collide.
  4032. Law and order will break down
  4033.  
  4034. 889
  4035. 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,423
  4036. and the world as you know it
  4037. will be over.
  4038.  
  4039. 890
  4040. 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,760
  4041. Show, don't tell, right?
  4042.  
  4043. 891
  4044. 01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:38,557
  4045. Initiating attack, Jason.
  4046.  
  4047. 892
  4048. 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,477
  4049. Taking control of junction box.
  4050.  
  4051. 893
  4052. 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:47,483
  4053. Suspending Internet and electricity
  4054. supply across Britain and Europe.
  4055.  
  4056. 894
  4057. 01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:50,944
  4058. Stage one of attack complete.
  4059.  
  4060. 895
  4061. 01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:54,740
  4062. Ladies and gentlemen.
  4063. I can stop the attack
  4064.  
  4065. 896
  4066. 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:58,327
  4067. as long as each of you signs the same
  4068. agreement as the Prime Minister,
  4069.  
  4070. 897
  4071. 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,412
  4072. giving me complete control.
  4073.  
  4074. 898
  4075. 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:02,748
  4076. Your call.
  4077.  
  4078. 899
  4079. 01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:06,377
  4080. Welcome to British
  4081. Intelligence. Get me Pegasus!
  4082.  
  4083. 900
  4084. 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:10,547
  4085. For Ml5, press one.
  4086. For MIG, press two.
  4087.  
  4088. 901
  4089. 01:15:10,964 --> 01:15:13,300
  4090. For M17, press three.
  4091.  
  4092. 902
  4093. 01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:23,060
  4094. Eight G12 signatures
  4095. now acquired.
  4096.  
  4097. 903
  4098. 01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:26,689
  4099. Signal the chopper,
  4100. we're almost done here.
  4101.  
  4102. 904
  4103. 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:28,899
  4104. For accounts, press five.
  4105.  
  4106. 905
  4107. 01:15:28,982 --> 01:15:31,318
  4108. For childcare services. press six.
  4109. Oh. come on!
  4110.  
  4111. 906
  4112. 01:15:31,443 --> 01:15:33,779
  4113. For more options, press seven.
  4114.  
  4115. 907
  4116. 01:15:36,323 --> 01:15:37,324
  4117. What?
  4118.  
  4119. 908
  4120. 01:15:38,742 --> 01:15:43,914
  4121. Only two further signatures required
  4122. to achieve control of G12 nations' data.
  4123.  
  4124. 909
  4125. 01:15:44,748 --> 01:15:46,166
  4126. All UK data
  4127.  
  4128. 910
  4129. 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:49,044
  4130. new successfully transferred
  4131. to the Dot Calm.
  4132.  
  4133. 911
  4134. 01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:52,673
  4135. For Aphrodite, press one.
  4136. For Pegasus, press two.
  4137.  
  4138. 912
  4139. 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,218
  4140. Oh, my God.
  4141.  
  4142. 913
  4143. 01:15:56,301 --> 01:16:00,013
  4144. Dive the submarine.
  4145. Repeat, dive the submarine.
  4146.  
  4147. 914
  4148. 01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,935
  4149. Director's office?
  4150. This is Johnny English.
  4151.  
  4152. 915
  4153. 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:09,273
  4154. I need to speak to Pegasus immediately.
  4155. It's a national emergency.
  4156.  
  4157. 916
  4158. 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:10,958
  4159. One moment, please, sir.
  4160.  
  4161. 917
  4162. 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:14,003
  4163. This is HMS Vengeance.
  4164.  
  4165. 918
  4166. 01:16:14,027 --> 01:16:17,656
  4167. We have a full launch code.
  4168. Repeat, launch code is locked.
  4169.  
  4170. 919
  4171. 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:19,783
  4172. Do I have your permission
  4173. to fire?
  4174.  
  4175. 920
  4176. 01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:22,244
  4177. Oh, my God. Could you hold on
  4178. one moment, please?
  4179.  
  4180. 921
  4181. 01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:24,121
  4182. Sir? Sir!
  4183.  
  4184. 922
  4185. 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,081
  4186. Hello?
  4187.  
  4188. 923
  4189. 01:16:26,331 --> 01:16:27,332
  4190. Hello?
  4191.  
  4192. 924
  4193. 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:30,544
  4194. Sir! HMS Vengeance here. Do I
  4195. have your permission tolaunch?
  4196.  
  4197. 925
  4198. 01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:33,589
  4199. What? Listen, we
  4200. have to call in an attack.
  4201.  
  4202. 926
  4203. 01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:34,983
  4204. Did you say
  4205. "atta ck," sir?
  4206.  
  4207. 927
  4208. 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:37,342
  4209. Yes, an attack. Attack.
  4210.  
  4211. 928
  4212. 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,388
  4213. General quarters,
  4214. we are go for launch.
  4215.  
  4216. 929
  4217. 01:16:41,513 --> 01:16:43,432
  4218. Target coordinates locked,
  4219. Commander.
  4220.  
  4221. 930
  4222. 01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:44,558
  4223. Hello?
  4224.  
  4225. 931
  4226. 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:47,519
  4227. Hello?
  4228.  
  4229. 932
  4230. 01:16:57,946 --> 01:17:00,491
  4231. Commander, the
  4232. missile is being redirected.
  4233.  
  4234. 933
  4235. 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:03,994
  4236. It seems to be looking on
  4237. to a new hostile target.
  4238.  
  4239. 934
  4240. 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,998
  4241. What's a "Sherbet F"?
  4242.  
  4243. 935
  4244. 01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,428
  4245. Oh. no. What was that?
  4246.  
  4247. 936
  4248. 01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:26,016
  4249. Dot Calm appears
  4250. to be offline, Jason.
  4251.  
  4252. 937
  4253. 01:17:26,183 --> 01:17:28,852
  4254. The cyber attack
  4255. has been halted.
  4256.  
  4257. 938
  4258. 01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:34,233
  4259. Did you
  4260.  
  4261. 939
  4262. 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:37,194
  4263. make a call quite close
  4264. to the submarine, sir?
  4265.  
  4266. 940
  4267. 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,198
  4268. Um...
  4269.  
  4270. 941
  4271. 01:17:41,281 --> 01:17:42,366
  4272. Because”.
  4273.  
  4274. 942
  4275. 01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:44,701
  4276. You did it, sir!
  4277.  
  4278. 943
  4279. 01:17:45,869 --> 01:17:47,621
  4280. Mission accomplished!
  4281.  
  4282. 944
  4283. 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:49,665
  4284. VVeH, exacfly!
  4285.  
  4286. 945
  4287. 01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:54,503
  4288. I am re-evaluating
  4289. our options, Jason.
  4290.  
  4291. 946
  4292. 01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:02,845
  4293. Johnny! Johnny!
  4294.  
  4295. 947
  4296. 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:06,014
  4297. Volta is getting away! He's
  4298. heading for his helicopter!
  4299.  
  4300. 948
  4301. 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,391
  4302. No, Bough.
  4303.  
  4304. 949
  4305. 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,269
  4306. This one's mine.
  4307.  
  4308. 950
  4309. 01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:45,554
  4310. Careful, sir. Sir?
  4311.  
  4312. 951
  4313. 01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:58,275
  4314. Last two steps, sir.
  4315.  
  4316. 952
  4317. 01:19:03,363 --> 01:19:05,282
  4318. Not so fast, Volta!
  4319.  
  4320. 953
  4321. 01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:08,994
  4322. Is this supposed to scare me,
  4323. Sir Lancelot?
  4324.  
  4325. 954
  4326. 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:15,375
  4327. Take cover, Bough.
  4328.  
  4329. 955
  4330. 01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:25,552
  4331. Don't worry, he's only got six
  4332. bullets in that thing.
  4333.  
  4334. 956
  4335. 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:30,724
  4336. And, of course,
  4337. the thing itself.
  4338.  
  4339. 957
  4340. 01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:35,187
  4341. You've run out
  4342. of options, Volta.
  4343.  
  4344. 958
  4345. 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,314
  4346. Oh, you think you've won?
  4347.  
  4348. 959
  4349. 01:19:37,397 --> 01:19:38,607
  4350. Mmm.
  4351.  
  4352. 960
  4353. 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:42,235
  4354. Rerouting the attack
  4355. to our Nevada servers, Jason.
  4356.  
  4357. 961
  4358. 01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:46,865
  4359. The world's going down, English.
  4360. And I'll be the last man standing.
  4361.  
  4362. 962
  4363. 01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:50,535
  4364. Goodbye, English!
  4365. Goodbye, Internet.
  4366.  
  4367. 963
  4368. 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:56,458
  4369. I've got it. That's a Gazelle
  4370. 341 light attack helicopter.
  4371.  
  4372. 964
  4373. 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,544
  4374. If we can hack into
  4375. its operating system,
  4376.  
  4377. 965
  4378. 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:01,797
  4379. we can disable
  4380. the drive function.
  4381.  
  4382. 966
  4383. 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,090
  4384. Here.
  4385.  
  4386. 967
  4387. 01:20:06,927 --> 01:20:11,056
  4388. Look at you! You couldn't use that
  4389. thing if your life depended on it!
  4390.  
  4391. 968
  4392. 01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:15,394
  4393. Let's get outta here.
  4394.  
  4395. 969
  4396. 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:17,813
  4397. Get this steel bird in the...
  4398.  
  4399. 970
  4400. 01:20:23,026 --> 01:20:27,948
  4401. Rerouting complete. Attack data
  4402. now installed at our Nevada servers.
  4403.  
  4404. 971
  4405. 01:20:28,365 --> 01:20:30,158
  4406. Should I initiate?
  4407.  
  4408. 972
  4409. 01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:31,576
  4410. Jason?
  4411.  
  4412. 973
  4413. 01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:38,417
  4414. Should I initiate
  4415. the new attack?
  4416.  
  4417. 974
  4418. 01:20:39,459 --> 01:20:41,962
  4419. Initiate this!
  4420.  
  4421. 975
  4422. 01:20:42,045 --> 01:20:44,464
  4423. Jason.
  4424.  
  4425. 976
  4426. 01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:57,161
  4427. Well, uh,
  4428. ladies and gentlemen.
  4429.  
  4430. 977
  4431. 01:20:57,185 --> 01:21:01,064
  4432. I think we can all agree, that wasn't
  4433. quite the evening we were expecting.
  4434.  
  4435. 978
  4436. 01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,405
  4437. I had hoped to present
  4438. to you tonight...
  4439.  
  4440. 979
  4441. 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,824
  4442. Thank you... a vision of
  4443. what Britain might be.
  4444.  
  4445. 980
  4446. 01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:14,995
  4447. But, as it happens, the man who
  4448. saved us all this evening,
  4449.  
  4450. 981
  4451. 01:21:15,078 --> 01:21:18,623
  4452. the man who, I might add, I
  4453. personally assigned to this case,
  4454.  
  4455. 982
  4456. 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:21,460
  4457. has presented us with a
  4458. different kind of vision.
  4459.  
  4460. 983
  4461. 01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:25,839
  4462. A living embodiment, if you like, of
  4463. those fundamental British qualities
  4464.  
  4465. 984
  4466. 01:21:25,922 --> 01:21:30,218
  4467. that have ensured that our
  4468. beloved island nation endures.
  4469.  
  4470. 985
  4471. 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:33,638
  4472. Courage under fire,
  4473. endless ingenuity
  4474.  
  4475. 986
  4476. 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,640
  4477. and above all, a quiet
  4478.  
  4479. 987
  4480. 01:21:36,266 --> 01:21:38,977
  4481. unassailable dignity.
  4482.  
  4483. 988
  4484. 01:21:58,121 --> 01:21:59,372
  4485. Thank you.
  4486.  
  4487. 989
  4488. 01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:07,964
  4489. All together.
  4490.  
  4491. 990
  4492. 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,560
  4493. Welcome back, Mr. English.
  4494.  
  4495. 991
  4496. 01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:21,812
  4497. Thank you, Headmaster.
  4498.  
  4499. 992
  4500. 01:22:21,895 --> 01:22:23,664
  4501. Thank you for agreeing
  4502. to be our guest speaker.
  4503.  
  4504. 993
  4505. 01:22:23,688 --> 01:22:26,483
  4506. Now the governors and staff are all
  4507. waiting for us in the rose garden.
  4508.  
  4509. 994
  4510. 01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:29,486
  4511. Yes, if you could just excuse me
  4512. for a few minutes, Headmaster.
  4513.  
  4514. 995
  4515. 01:22:35,242 --> 01:22:36,243
  4516. Oh.
  4517.  
  4518. 996
  4519. 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,371
  4520. Morning. sir!
  4521. Hello. sir!
  4522.  
  4523. 997
  4524. 01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:41,706
  4525. Welcome back, sir!
  4526.  
  4527. 998
  4528. 01:22:45,752 --> 01:22:46,837
  4529. Surprise!
  4530.  
  4531. 999
  4532. 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:48,964
  4533. Thank you.
  4534.  
  4535. 1000
  4536. 01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,758
  4537. Where's Sinker?
  4538.  
  4539. 1001
  4540. 01:22:52,676 --> 01:22:54,469
  4541. Good.
  4542. Here. sir.
  4543.  
  4544. 1002
  4545. 01:22:54,719 --> 01:22:56,638
  4546. And, of course, Baggaley.
  4547.  
  4548. 1003
  4549. 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,075
  4550. That was very good.
  4551. Very good.
  4552.  
  4553. 1004
  4554. 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,701
  4555. All right, gather round,
  4556. everyone. Gather round.
  4557.  
  4558. 1005
  4559. 01:23:01,893 --> 01:23:03,812
  4560. I've got some toys to show you.
  4561.  
  4562. 1006
  4563. 01:23:03,895 --> 01:23:05,438
  4564. Ooh!
  4565. There we go.
  4566.  
  4567. 1007
  4568. 01:23:06,523 --> 01:23:08,817
  4569. There we are. There we are.
  4570.  
  4571. 1008
  4572. 01:23:09,317 --> 01:23:11,403
  4573. - Breadstick blowpipe. anyone?
  4574. - Me!
  4575.  
  4576. 1009
  4577. 01:23:11,486 --> 01:23:12,529
  4578. There you go.
  4579.  
  4580. 1010
  4581. 01:23:12,612 --> 01:23:14,865
  4582. Granny Smith hand grenade?
  4583.  
  4584. 1011
  4585. 01:23:15,407 --> 01:23:17,409
  4586. And what about a garroting watch?
  4587. Here. sir.
  4588.  
  4589. 1012
  4590. 01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:18,493
  4591. There you go.
  4592.  
  4593. 1013
  4594. 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,580
  4595. Ooh!
  4596. Here, let me take that.
  4597.  
  4598. 1014
  4599. 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:23,999
  4600. Don't worry. It's only a mild sedative.
  4601.  
  4602. 1015
  4603. 01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:27,711
  4604. Oh! That's just
  4605. a five-second fuse.
  4606.  
  4607. 1016
  4608. 01:23:28,962 --> 01:23:31,590
  4609. Yes, all right, we all know
  4610. what garroting looks like.
  4611.  
  4612. 1017
  4613. 01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:33,717
  4614. Whenever you're ready,
  4615. Mr. English.
  4616.  
  4617. 1018
  4618. 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:36,428
  4619. Oh, I'm sorry, Headmaster,
  4620. I'll just be one moment.
  4621.  
  4622. 1019
  4623. 01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:38,722
  4624. Just take those. Thank you.
  4625. Ooh.
  4626.  
  4627. 1020
  4628. 01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:42,642
  4629. Put those away, shall we?
  4630. There we...
  4631.  
  4632. 1021
  4633. 01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:44,519
  4634. Um...
  4635.  
  4636. 1022
  4637. 01:23:45,353 --> 01:23:47,189
  4638. I always
  4639. did love a jelly baby.
  4640.  
  4641. 1023
  4642. 01:23:47,213 --> 01:23:49,213
  4643. MkvCage.ws
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