Jump 473: The Mummy Trilogy

Jump 473: The Mummy Trilogy
>King of Wands, reversed: An exciting and reckless leader who inspires others to irresponsible acts.
>Age: Really Frickin' Old
>Location: Egypt
>Identity: Mummy (-200)
I don't suppose anyone has any water? My throat is simply parched.
>Drawbacks: (+600) Extended Stay, Bracelet of Anubus
Well, looks like we're shackled to the plot early on! But that's okay.
>Strength of Ages (Free, Mummy)
Do you even lift, bro? (Yes, I know this isn't that sort of perk.)
>"I Hate It When These Things Do That." (Free, Mummy)
Expect references to spooky scary skeletons and other such fun.
>"No Harm Ever Came From Opening a Sarcophagus." (Free, Mummy)
Doesn't hurt to be able to talk someone into taking action that will most definitely NOT benefit them in the long run. Now, how to talk them into things they don't want to do that WILL benefit them, that's the tricky bit...
>Timeless Will (1300, Mummy)
If I became a mummy, I'd definitely need a hell of a will to come back, wouldn't I?
>Strength from Punishment (1200, Mummy)
It's nice that something wielded against me can come to benefit me later.
>"Death Is Only The Beginning." (1000, Mummy)
Well, it doesn't hurt to have contingencies. Like Imhotep waking up causing ME to wake up.
>Medjai Brotherhood (400)
So. It appears I founded the Medjai to safeguard against Imhotep's eventual return. Apparently. I'm very confused, but having a willing army is never a bad thing.
>Companion Import x8 (0)
If anyone wants their mummy, I'll be happy to make terrible jokes with my other companies.

Ah! After t̶e̶n̶ three thousand years, I'm free! Time to conq- oh hey look it's Brendan Fraser! I wonder if he'll give us his autograph?

But yes. Everything in this setting is going so far off the rails that it isn't even funny, starting with a decent number of Imhotep's contemporaries who helped found the Medjai and were themselves mummified with the hopes of coming back from the dead if he did. And... honestly I might see if I can talk the hero into stripping Imhotep of mystical powers but leaving him alive with his resurrected lover, once we get this damned bracelet off anyway. The things behind that were far more complex than it seems at first glance-

Oh hey, it's The Rock! I wonder if he'll give us his autograph- wait, why does he have pincers for hands? Not cool, bro, let me fix that for you. Oh, and remove this curse that binds you to jerk Egyptian gods that shouldn't have been able to bind you in the FIRST place because EGYPTIANS WEREN'T AROUND YET WHEN YOU DIED.

Frickin' scorpions. Tell you what, dude, the world's different, have a beer and let's talk about fitting into pro wrestling in a few decades...