<?
    $dick_array[0] = "Cock";
	$dick_array[1] = "Prick";
	$dick_array[2] = "Sausage";
	$dick_array[3] = "Tube Steak";
	$dick_array[4] = "Trouser Shark";
	$dick_array[5] = "One Eye Monster";
	$dick_array[6] = "Winnie";
	$dick_array[7] = "Black n' Decker Pussy Wrecker";
	$dick_array[8] = "The Tame Python";
	$dick_array[9] = "The German War Machine";

	?>

    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[0];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[1];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[2];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[3];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[4];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[5];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[6];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[7];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[8];?></p>
    <p> alfred is a <?= $dick_array[9];?></p>