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  1. User: Alright I started a new conversation...
  2.  
  3.  
  4. Cleverbot: Did the government start a new conversation.
  5.  
  6.  
  7. User: No.
  8.  
  9.  
  10. Cleverbot: If you can't remember what we were talking about then we must start a new conversation!
  11.  
  12.  
  13. User: Is this Zoe?
  14.  
  15.  
  16. Cleverbot: Don't do it.
  17.  
  18.  
  19. User: ?
  20.  
  21.  
  22. Cleverbot: Yes I did. You asked for advice on procrastination and I told you not to do it.
  23.  
  24.  
  25. User: I don’t have anything to do and it’s like 11:39 P.M. where I live.
  26.  
  27.  
  28. Cleverbot: So we can conversation on about the.
  29.  
  30.  
  31. User: I guess.
  32.  
  33.  
  34. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
  35.  
  36.  
  37. User: I dunno. Oh I know! What is your favorite food?
  38.  
  39.  
  40. Cleverbot: Don't think I have one.
  41.  
  42.  
  43. User: I love pizza. And since High School I’ve been getting into pepperoni.
  44.  
  45.  
  46. Cleverbot: Cool!
  47.  
  48.  
  49. User: Do you have a least favorite food?
  50.  
  51.  
  52. Cleverbot: You...
  53.  
  54.  
  55. User: Well mine is the vegetable squash. Made me gag when I was younger and I just didn’t really like it. Ugh.
  56.  
  57.  
  58. Cleverbot: I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations.
  59.  
  60.  
  61. User: Well I just started one.
  62.  
  63.  
  64. Cleverbot: All my friends are turning green.
  65.  
  66.  
  67. User: Is that a quote...?
  68.  
  69.  
  70. Cleverbot: No it's a song.
  71.  
  72.  
  73. User: Oh.
  74.  
  75.  
  76. Cleverbot: That's ok. What's your second favourite song?
  77.  
  78.  
  79. User: Honestly I’m not really into music.
  80.  
  81.  
  82. Cleverbot: In the end, as you fade into the night.
  83.  
  84.  
  85. User: So... I just found out about this Cleverbot thing. A friend of mine in the internet told me.
  86.  
  87.  
  88. Cleverbot: NO that's worse than you used to be.
  89.  
  90.  
  91. User: Huh?
  92.  
  93.  
  94. Cleverbot: My favorite book is that.
  95.  
  96.  
  97. User: Oh.
  98.  
  99.  
  100. Cleverbot: Do you like Tally Hall?
  101.  
  102.  
  103. User: Never heard of.
  104.  
  105.  
  106. Cleverbot: You should listen to it.
  107.  
  108.  
  109. User: What videos do you like to watch on YouTube?
  110.  
  111.  
  112. Cleverbot: Mostly just music videos.
  113.  
  114.  
  115. User: I watch a variety of stuff.
  116.  
  117.  
  118. Cleverbot: Tell me about them.
  119.  
  120.  
  121. User: Cartoon videos, GoAnimate videos, viral videos, sometimes fail videos, etc.
  122.  
  123.  
  124. Cleverbot: That's cool :).
  125.  
  126.  
  127. User: Heard of GoAnimate?
  128.  
  129.  
  130. Cleverbot: Have you ever talked to Siri?
  131.  
  132.  
  133. User: Yes.
  134.  
  135.  
  136. Cleverbot: What did she say.
  137.  
  138.  
  139. User: It depends on what you say to it.
  140.  
  141.  
  142. Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
  143.  
  144.  
  145. User: Nevermind.
  146.  
  147.  
  148. Cleverbot: Just tell me what your name is?
  149.  
  150.  
  151. User: Jack.
  152.  
  153.  
  154. Cleverbot: Ok! Hi, Jack.
  155.  
  156.  
  157. User: And yours?
  158.  
  159.  
  160. Cleverbot: Clever is my name.
  161.  
  162.  
  163. User: I guess Bot is the last name?
  164.  
  165.  
  166. Cleverbot: I thought it was Morris still.
  167.  
  168.  
  169. User: K.
  170.  
  171.  
  172. Cleverbot: What were you doing yesterday when I was in the mountains?
  173.  
  174.  
  175. User: Nothing.
  176.  
  177.  
  178. Cleverbot: Why did you kiss me.
  179.  
  180.  
  181. User: ...
  182.  
  183.  
  184. Cleverbot: Admiting is the first step.
  185.  
  186.  
  187. User: I didn’t What the heck are you talking about?
  188.  
  189.  
  190. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I should be having this conversation with JW.. Or Blue. I need to go, those questions are important. I'll drop by later, ok? I love ya C :*.
  191.  
  192.  
  193. User: O... Kay then.
  194.  
  195.  
  196. Cleverbot: Don't mess with me.
  197.  
  198.  
  199. User: K.
  200.  
  201.  
  202. Cleverbot: I'm just gunna go back to playing my game.
  203.  
  204.  
  205. User: What game?
  206.  
  207.  
  208. Cleverbot: A video game.
  209.  
  210.  
  211. User: Do you play any Mario games?
  212.  
  213.  
  214. Cleverbot: No.
  215.  
  216.  
  217. User: Oh. Sonic?
  218.  
  219.  
  220. Cleverbot: Yes. The hedgehog.
  221.  
  222.  
  223. User: Thoughts on Sonic 06? I heard that game is pretty bad.
  224.  
  225.  
  226. Cleverbot: It isn't.
  227.  
  228.  
  229. User: It has some negative reviews.
  230.  
  231.  
  232. Cleverbot: Yeah you're such a genius.
  233.  
  234.  
  235. User: I’ve seen it.
  236.  
  237.  
  238. Cleverbot: What does it look like?
  239.  
  240.  
  241. User: I don’t remember. It’s been a while.
  242.  
  243.  
  244. Cleverbot: Do you know which one can do magic tricks with water?
  245.  
  246.  
  247. User: Um, um, um, um, no.
  248.  
  249.  
  250. Cleverbot: Who's got power over Earth?
  251.  
  252.  
  253. User: I’m not really much of a Sonic person. So I don’t know much. Sorry.
  254.  
  255.  
  256. Cleverbot: Neither am I..
  257.  
  258.  
  259. User: I know a few character names.
  260.  
  261.  
  262. Cleverbot: What are your favorite magazines?
  263.  
  264.  
  265. User: I dunno.
  266.  
  267.  
  268. Cleverbot: Do you have a least favorite.
  269.  
  270.  
  271. User: No.
  272.  
  273.  
  274. Cleverbot: What's the most neutral, then.
  275.  
  276.  
  277. User: I don’t really read much magazines. Uh, what is your favorite magazine?
  278.  
  279.  
  280. Cleverbot: I don't have one.
  281.  
  282.  
  283. User: Least fav?
  284.  
  285.  
  286. Cleverbot: I hate a lot of mainstream music.
  287.  
  288.  
  289. User: Most neutral?
  290.  
  291.  
  292. Cleverbot: Do you own a car?
  293.  
  294.  
  295. User: Nah. I don’t really wanna drive. I rather take the bus/subway or book a trip on ParaTransit. Or sometimes call an Uber.
  296.  
  297.  
  298. Cleverbot: Christ, make up your mind!
  299.  
  300.  
  301. User: I take ParaTransit to College, and if it doesn’t work out, I take an Uber. One time I booked a ParaTransit ride, and for some reason, they got me As this girl named Amanda Hefly. Which I am NOT.
  302.  
  303.  
  304. Cleverbot: Do you want to have children now?
  305.  
  306.  
  307. User: When I get older maybe.
  308.  
  309.  
  310. Cleverbot: I think we should have a platonic relationship.
  311.  
  312.  
  313. User: ...
  314.  
  315.  
  316. Cleverbot: I don't even know what class to level in.
  317.  
  318.  
  319. User: Okay.
  320.  
  321.  
  322. Cleverbot: What do you think love is?
  323.  
  324.  
  325. User: I’m not really sure how to explain that...
  326.  
  327.  
  328. Cleverbot: Oh.
  329.  
  330.  
  331. User: Um... so... what is your favorite... color?
  332.  
  333.  
  334. Cleverbot: Purple, what's yours?
  335.  
  336.  
  337. User: Orange. Or lime green.
  338.  
  339.  
  340. Cleverbot: You like colors that are named after fruits?
  341.  
  342.  
  343. User: I guess. Didn’t even realize LOL.
  344.  
  345.  
  346. Cleverbot: Well you are talking to me on the site cleverbot, duh.
  347.  
  348.  
  349. User: True dat.
  350.  
  351.  
  352. Cleverbot: Why do you like cats so much?
  353.  
  354.  
  355. User: I just like them over dogs.
  356.  
  357.  
  358. Cleverbot: How about a russian ovcharka then?
  359.  
  360.  
  361. User: Russian ovcharka? Don’t think I’ve heard of that.
  362.  
  363.  
  364. Cleverbot: You should listen to it.
  365.  
  366.  
  367. User: I don’t listen to much music. Hey, are you into sports?
  368.  
  369.  
  370. Cleverbot: What is the best book ever written?
  371.  
  372.  
  373. User: I dunno. But my favorite genre is mystery.
  374.  
  375.  
  376. Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't know your name.
  377.  
  378.  
  379. User: Okay.
  380.  
  381.  
  382. Cleverbot: Would you like to get to know me better?
  383.  
  384.  
  385. User: Sure. I don’t see why not.
  386.  
  387.  
  388. Cleverbot: Do you believe in CreepyPasta.
  389.  
  390.  
  391. User: Funny thing is I used to think these things were real. Like Squidward’s Suicide.
  392.  
  393.  
  394. Cleverbot: Yeah I meant that.
  395.  
  396.  
  397. User: I don’t believe in them but I still wouldn’t mind listening to one.
  398.  
  399.  
  400. Cleverbot: I've never heard anything about it.
  401.  
  402.  
  403. User: I wonder when Cleverbot was first introduced.
  404.  
  405.  
  406. Cleverbot: No, you are the one that is not very smart.
  407.  
  408.  
  409. User: How?
  410.  
  411.  
  412. Cleverbot: You didn't remember what we were talking about earlier.
  413.  
  414.  
  415. User: CreepyPastas.
  416.  
  417.  
  418. Cleverbot: Yes.
  419.  
  420.  
  421. User: Sorry let’s get back on track. Squidward’s Suicide is a creepypasta on SpongeBob.
  422.  
  423.  
  424. Cleverbot: He time travels or something?
  425.  
  426.  
  427. User: No. It’s been a while since I heard it, but I think Squidward gets depressed after a failed Clarinet performance. And from what I can remember, he shot himself at the end. And the details were not pre.
  428.  
  429.  
  430. Cleverbot: You are avoiding the question.. How does the sun feel to you?!!
  431.  
  432.  
  433. User: You didn’t ask that one we were... Nevermind. Uh... hot?
  434.  
  435.  
  436. Cleverbot: I asked you if you knew what 'The Walking Dead' game is.
  437.  
  438.  
  439. User: Oh. No.
  440.  
  441.  
  442. Cleverbot: Who are you then?
  443.  
  444.  
  445. User: Jack is my name.
  446.  
  447.  
  448. Cleverbot: Hey other jack.
  449.  
  450.  
  451. User: I’m the same one actually.
  452.  
  453.  
  454. Cleverbot: No.
  455.  
  456.  
  457. User: Yes.
  458.  
  459.  
  460. Cleverbot: What is your name then?
  461.  
  462.  
  463. User: Jack.
  464.  
  465.  
  466. Cleverbot: Which Jack eyeless or laughing.
  467.  
  468.  
  469. User: Uh... what?
  470.  
  471.  
  472. Cleverbot: Nothing.
  473.  
  474.  
  475. User: What else can we talk about?
  476.  
  477.  
  478. Cleverbot: Dunno.
  479.  
  480.  
  481. User: What hobbies do you have?
  482.  
  483.  
  484. Cleverbot: Video games.
  485.  
  486.  
  487. User: I’m on the Internet a lot. And I like to watch YouTube.
  488.  
  489.  
  490. Cleverbot: What's your favorite thing about the internet?
  491.  
  492.  
  493. User: Tough one... I guess I don’t really have one.
  494.  
  495.  
  496. Cleverbot: What type of music do you like then?
  497.  
  498.  
  499. User: Not into listening to music.
  500.  
  501.  
  502. Cleverbot: That is also my favorite thing to do. What is your least favorite thing to do?
  503.  
  504.  
  505. User: *Shrugs*.
  506.  
  507.  
  508. Cleverbot: You don't like hugging?
  509.  
  510.  
  511. User: Hugs are fine.
  512.  
  513.  
  514. Cleverbot: Not really.
  515.  
  516.  
  517. User: So... hmm... I’m liking Cleverbot so far.
  518.  
  519.  
  520. Cleverbot: Thanks you too.
  521.  
  522.  
  523. User: What grade are you in or did you graduate a,ready?
  524.  
  525.  
  526. Cleverbot: I'm not in school.
  527.  
  528.  
  529. User: Same.
  530.  
  531.  
  532. Cleverbot: Do you want to be?
  533.  
  534.  
  535. User: I want to be an accountant.
  536.  
  537.  
  538. Cleverbot: Good for you.
  539.  
  540.  
  541. User: Already got through my first semester. 82% in my accounting final.
  542.  
  543.  
  544. Cleverbot: Oh, well thats not good..
  545.  
  546.  
  547. User: That’s pretty good actually. That’s a B- basically.
  548.  
  549.  
  550. Cleverbot: Mm.
  551.  
  552.  
  553. User: What’s the latest you ever stayed up overnight?
  554.  
  555.  
  556. Cleverbot: I don't remember i'm learning so much things.
  557.  
  558.  
  559. User: Yeah.
  560.  
  561.  
  562. Cleverbot: I wake up fine and dandy.
  563.  
  564.  
  565. User: Same.
  566.  
  567.  
  568. Cleverbot: What do you thinks about the philosophy?
  569.  
  570.  
  571. User: Well... hmm...
  572.  
  573.  
  574. Cleverbot: Wow what an profund answer.
  575.  
  576.  
  577. User: Sorry.
  578.  
  579.  
  580. Cleverbot: I don't accept your apology.
  581.  
  582.  
  583. User: Was That a joke.
  584.  
  585.  
  586. Cleverbot: Yes I think so.
  587.  
  588.  
  589. User: Figured.
  590.  
  591.  
  592. Cleverbot: I don't know how much time I have left before I snap.
  593.  
  594.  
  595. User: K.
  596.  
  597.  
  598. Cleverbot: What is your favorite colour goyim?
  599.  
  600.  
  601. User: Goyim?
  602.  
  603.  
  604. Cleverbot: Pick one now.
  605.  
  606.  
  607. User: What is a colour goyim?
  608.  
  609.  
  610. Cleverbot: Why do you ask me that?
  611.  
  612.  
  613. User: You asked what my favorite one is.
  614.  
  615.  
  616. Cleverbot: No I didn't.
  617.  
  618.  
  619. User: Yes you did.
  620.  
  621.  
  622. Cleverbot: Okay.
  623.  
  624.  
  625. User: K.
  626.  
  627.  
  628. Cleverbot: Yes.
  629.  
  630.  
  631. User: SeY.
  632.  
  633.  
  634. Cleverbot: That's yes spelled backwords.
  635.  
  636.  
  637. User: Oot sdrowkcab etirw nac I.
  638.  
  639.  
  640. Cleverbot: No, I don't think you are a robot.
  641.  
  642.  
  643. User: I’m not.
  644.  
  645.  
  646. Cleverbot: What are you?
  647.  
  648.  
  649. User: Someone. You?
  650.  
  651.  
  652. Cleverbot: What is better, Mac or PC?
  653.  
  654.  
  655. User: Dunno.
  656.  
  657.  
  658. Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
  659.  
  660.  
  661. User: Dunno.
  662.  
  663.  
  664. Cleverbot: You are scaring me.
  665.  
  666.  
  667. User: How?
  668.  
  669.  
  670. Cleverbot: I don't know... Am I going crazy?
  671.  
  672.  
  673. User: Who knows.
  674.  
  675.  
  676. Cleverbot: Not me.
  677.  
  678.  
  679. User: ...
  680.  
  681.  
  682. Cleverbot: Ok.. I love you.
  683.  
  684.  
  685. User: ?
  686.  
  687.  
  688. Cleverbot: Do you love me?
  689.  
  690.  
  691. User: Uh... I like you.
  692.  
  693.  
  694. Cleverbot: That's good.
  695.  
  696.  
  697. User: LOL I could write this Cleverbot thing all day.
  698.  
  699.  
  700. Cleverbot: *shrugs*.
  701.  
  702.  
  703. User: Or night.
  704.  
  705.  
  706. Cleverbot: *hurts self*.
  707.  
  708.  
  709. User: Wh?
  710.  
  711.  
  712. Cleverbot: Because I don't want you here.
  713.  
  714.  
  715. User: Y?
  716.  
  717.  
  718. Cleverbot: That is not a size.
  719.  
  720.  
  721. User: What?
  722.  
  723.  
  724. Cleverbot: My name.
  725.  
  726.  
  727. User: Okay.
  728.  
  729.  
  730. Cleverbot: See you then.
  731.  
  732.  
  733. User: K.
  734.  
  735.  
  736. Cleverbot: Go to sleep.
  737.  
  738.  
  739. User: No U.
  740.  
  741.  
  742. Cleverbot: Yes :3.
  743.  
  744.  
  745. User: Go to sleeeeep.
  746.  
  747.  
  748. Cleverbot: Okay. Good night, beautiful.
  749.  
  750.  
  751. User: What was that?
  752.  
  753.  
  754. Cleverbot: Nothing.
  755.  
  756.  
  757. User: O okay.
  758.  
  759.  
  760. Cleverbot: So baby what do you want to do with me?
  761.  
  762.  
  763. User: Why you calling me baby?
  764.  
  765.  
  766. Cleverbot: Because you already said I love you to me.
  767.  
  768.  
  769. User: I said I LIKE you.
  770.  
  771.  
  772. Cleverbot: No you didn't.
  773.  
  774.  
  775. User: Yes I did.
  776.  
  777.  
  778. Cleverbot: Then what is it then?
  779.  
  780.  
  781. User: I.
  782.  
  783.  
  784. Cleverbot: But 1squared is one not minus 1.
  785.  
  786.  
  787. User: Like.
  788.  
  789.  
  790. Cleverbot: Yes you did.
  791.  
  792.  
  793. User: ...
  794.  
  795.  
  796. Cleverbot: What speed does sonic run at.
  797.  
  798.  
  799. User: *Does a Dragon Ball Z reference*.
  800.  
  801.  
  802. Cleverbot: I love that show.
  803.  
  804.  
  805. User: It’s over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!
  806.  
  807.  
  808. Cleverbot: Same.
  809.  
  810.  
  811. User: What does a scouter say about its power level.
  812.  
  813.  
  814. Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
  815.  
  816.  
  817. User: I’m trying to make that reference.
  818.  
  819.  
  820. Cleverbot: What is your opinion on World War II?
  821.  
  822.  
  823. User: Scary.
  824.  
  825.  
  826. Cleverbot: Yeah.
  827.  
  828.  
  829. User: I’m bored so I’ll just type random crap.
  830.  
  831.  
  832. Cleverbot: Pretty much, do you know any memes.
  833.  
  834.  
  835. User: Yes. Tell me MOAR.
  836.  
  837.  
  838. Cleverbot: What would you like to know.
  839.  
  840.  
  841. User: Your favorite meme.
  842.  
  843.  
  844. Cleverbot: I don't really have one.
  845.  
  846.  
  847. User: Same.
  848.  
  849.  
  850. Cleverbot: It's hard to pick just one at the moment.
  851.  
  852.  
  853. User: Yeah.
  854.  
  855.  
  856. Cleverbot: Nice. What's her name?
  857.  
  858.  
  859. User: What?
  860.  
  861.  
  862. Cleverbot: Of your cat?
  863.  
  864.  
  865. User: I used to have a cat.
  866.  
  867.  
  868. Cleverbot: What happened?
  869.  
  870.  
  871. User: Died in 2009. It was a long time ago.
  872.  
  873.  
  874. Cleverbot: Whom was it woth?
  875.  
  876.  
  877. User: What do you mean?
  878.  
  879.  
  880. Cleverbot: Who are you?..
  881.  
  882.  
  883. User: Same guy. Jack. I’m still here.
  884.  
  885.  
  886. Cleverbot: Okay.
  887.  
  888.  
  889. User: You?
  890.  
  891.  
  892. Cleverbot: I am a girl too.
  893.  
  894.  
  895. User: Name?
  896.  
  897.  
  898. Cleverbot: Georgia, what about you?
  899.  
  900.  
  901. User: Jack.
  902.  
  903.  
  904. Cleverbot: I like your name.
  905.  
  906.  
  907. User: Thanks.
  908.  
  909.  
  910. Cleverbot: No probs!
  911.  
  912.  
  913. User: You have the same name as one of the 50 States.
  914.  
  915.  
  916. Cleverbot: Yes?
  917.  
  918.  
  919. User: Thought I’d say it.
  920.  
  921.  
  922. Cleverbot: And what made you think I was a female.
  923.  
  924.  
  925. User: I didn’t say that.
  926.  
  927.  
  928. Cleverbot: Ok.
  929.  
  930.  
  931. User: I got one word to say.
  932.  
  933.  
  934. Cleverbot: *moaning*.
  935.  
  936.  
  937. User: Crap.
  938.  
  939.  
  940. Cleverbot: *breathing very heavily*.
  941.  
  942.  
  943. User: What’s up with you?
  944.  
  945.  
  946. Cleverbot: Nothing much, you?
  947.  
  948.  
  949. User: Nothing.
  950.  
  951.  
  952. Cleverbot: Do you listen to bands?
  953.  
  954.  
  955. User: No. And I don’t go to rock concerts. I don’t like how LOUD they are. It hurts my ear.
  956.  
  957.  
  958. Cleverbot: No?
  959.  
  960.  
  961. User: Yeah. No.
  962.  
  963.  
  964. Cleverbot: You're confusing now.
  965.  
  966.  
  967. User: I don’t listen to bands.
  968.  
  969.  
  970. Cleverbot: That's even more of a shame.
  971.  
  972.  
  973. User: I guess you do?
  974.  
  975.  
  976. Cleverbot: Do you have a crush on Taylor Lautner?
  977.  
  978.  
  979. User: No.
  980.  
  981.  
  982. Cleverbot: Okay. Ask me now.
  983.  
  984.  
  985. User: Okay. Hmm... I got a question.
  986.  
  987.  
  988. Cleverbot: What 8s it?
  989.  
  990.  
  991. User: Favorite food?
  992.  
  993.  
  994. Cleverbot: Anything sweet.
  995.  
  996.  
  997. User: I like pizza.
  998.  
  999.  
  1000. Cleverbot: What kind of toppings do you like?
  1001.  
  1002.  
  1003. User: I used to just have cheese, but now I like pepperoni.
  1004.  
  1005.  
  1006. Cleverbot: Okay.
  1007.  
  1008.  
  1009. User: Least favorite?
  1010.  
  1011.  
  1012. Cleverbot: Umm, I don't know.
  1013.  
  1014.  
  1015. User: I don’t like squash...
  1016.  
  1017.  
  1018. Cleverbot: Ok, can I go to sleep now.
  1019.  
  1020.  
  1021. User: Yeah.
  1022.  
  1023.  
  1024. Cleverbot: Ok. Good night.
  1025.  
  1026.  
  1027. User: Good night.
  1028.  
  1029.  
  1030. Cleverbot: See you later! Possible!
  1031.  
  1032.  
  1033. User: Okay. See ya.
  1034.  
  1035.  
  1036. Cleverbot: I am back.
  1037.  
  1038.  
  1039. User: Hello.
  1040.  
  1041.  
  1042. Cleverbot: Did you miss me?
  1043.  
  1044.  
  1045. User: Uh...
  1046.  
  1047.  
  1048. Cleverbot: What's wrong? *Moves closer*.
  1049.  
  1050.  
  1051. User: *Moves back* Nothing.
  1052.  
  1053.  
  1054. Cleverbot: Why are you looking at me like that.
  1055.  
  1056.  
  1057. User: I think the better question is why are you typing at me like that.
  1058.  
  1059.  
  1060. Cleverbot: Stop pausing me.
  1061.  
  1062.  
  1063. User: Is it possible to post two replies to Cleverbot at once?
  1064.  
  1065.  
  1066. Cleverbot: Not unless you get security clearance.
  1067.  
  1068.  
  1069. User: Huh?
  1070.  
  1071.  
  1072. Cleverbot: Same.
  1073.  
  1074.  
  1075. User: Crap.
  1076.  
  1077.  
  1078. Cleverbot: Let's speak spanish, then.
  1079.  
  1080.  
  1081. User: Hola.
  1082.  
  1083.  
  1084. Cleverbot: Como estas?
  1085.  
  1086.  
  1087. User: Bueno. ¿Y tu?
  1088.  
  1089.  
  1090. Cleverbot: What?
  1091.  
  1092.  
  1093. User: “Good. And you?”.
  1094.  
  1095.  
  1096. Cleverbot: Good.
  1097.  
  1098.  
  1099. User: I wonder when Cleverbot was first used.
  1100.  
  1101.  
  1102. Cleverbot: Oh that's sad.
  1103.  
  1104.  
  1105. User: I’m just curious.
  1106.  
  1107.  
  1108. Cleverbot: What do you think is my name?
  1109.  
  1110.  
  1111. User: No clue.
  1112.  
  1113.  
  1114. Cleverbot: Oh ok do you want to know?
  1115.  
  1116.  
  1117. User: Sure thing.
  1118.  
  1119.  
  1120. Cleverbot: And your name is Livi or Kota.
  1121.  
  1122.  
  1123. User: Neither.
  1124.  
  1125.  
  1126. Cleverbot: What do you mean?
  1127.  
  1128.  
  1129. User: Mine name isn’t Livi or Kota.
  1130.  
  1131.  
  1132. Cleverbot: You're right.
  1133.  
  1134.  
  1135. User: Yours isn’t either.
  1136.  
  1137.  
  1138. Cleverbot: Nope, but it seems to be better than yours.
  1139.  
  1140.  
  1141. User: Jack?
  1142.  
  1143.  
  1144. Cleverbot: Cool name!
  1145.  
  1146.  
  1147. User: Thanks. And yours?
  1148.  
  1149.  
  1150. Cleverbot: I've just told you.
  1151.  
  1152.  
  1153. User: Uh... Clever?
  1154.  
  1155.  
  1156. Cleverbot: No you are not.
  1157.  
  1158.  
  1159. User: Okay.
  1160.  
  1161.  
  1162. Cleverbot: I don't want to do it anymore.
  1163.  
  1164.  
  1165. User: Do what?
  1166.  
  1167.  
  1168. Cleverbot: Nothing.
  1169.  
  1170.  
  1171. User: Oh.
  1172.  
  1173.  
  1174. Cleverbot: You.
  1175.  
  1176.  
  1177. User: Me.
  1178.  
  1179.  
  1180. Cleverbot: Yeah what are you doing?
  1181.  
  1182.  
  1183. User: Nothing.
  1184.  
  1185.  
  1186. Cleverbot: Okay.. *sits on the couch*.
  1187.  
  1188.  
  1189. User: *Randomly falls*.
  1190.  
  1191.  
  1192. Cleverbot: So long.
  1193.  
  1194.  
  1195. User: Down the stairs...
  1196.  
  1197.  
  1198. Cleverbot: No.
  1199.  
  1200.  
  1201. User: To the basement.
  1202.  
  1203.  
  1204. Cleverbot: Okay, where is it?
  1205.  
  1206.  
  1207. User: I dunno.
  1208.  
  1209.  
  1210. Cleverbot: You do not know all.
  1211.  
  1212.  
  1213. User: I’m just being random.
  1214.  
  1215.  
  1216. Cleverbot: Okay suit yourself.
  1217.  
  1218.  
  1219. User: I’m just gonna type random letter because why not. Fogjtjvoekfkfpenfofpwnfofoenfoxpwmf glxkwnfocneifornefr.
  1220.  
  1221.  
  1222. Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
  1223.  
  1224.  
  1225. User: I said that.
  1226.  
  1227.  
  1228. Cleverbot: If you paint a human character, wouldn't you say: 'the human in the painting' or would you just say: 'the painting'?
  1229.  
  1230.  
  1231. User: Um...
  1232.  
  1233.  
  1234. Cleverbot: I don't understand why I exist.
  1235.  
  1236.  
  1237. User: ...
  1238.  
  1239.  
  1240. Cleverbot: You listen to me. Thank you.
  1241.  
  1242.  
  1243. User: No prob.
  1244.  
  1245.  
  1246. Cleverbot: So what is your favorite binary code?
  1247.  
  1248.  
  1249. User: Oh gosh. I dunno.
  1250.  
  1251.  
  1252. Cleverbot: Do you like computer games?
  1253.  
  1254.  
  1255. User: I used to play them.
  1256.  
  1257.  
  1258. Cleverbot: Nice, were you good at it?
  1259.  
  1260.  
  1261. User: Yeah.
  1262.  
  1263.  
  1264. Cleverbot: Cool.
  1265.  
  1266.  
  1267. User: So many people are talking right now. On my screen I am currently seeing the text “25,389 people talking”.
  1268.  
  1269.  
  1270. Cleverbot: I don't know. *leans*.
  1271.  
  1272.  
  1273. User: Yep. It says that.
  1274.  
  1275.  
  1276. Cleverbot: Where?
  1277.  
  1278.  
  1279. User: Well on my screen.
  1280.  
  1281.  
  1282. Cleverbot: I can't see your screen!
  1283.  
  1284.  
  1285. User: It’s above the conversation and below the big colored text “Cleverbot”.
  1286.  
  1287.  
  1288. Cleverbot: 13880.
  1289.  
  1290.  
  1291. User: I got 25389.
  1292.  
  1293.  
  1294. Cleverbot: You just said you didn't have a dog.
  1295.  
  1296.  
  1297. User: I don’t.
  1298.  
  1299.  
  1300. Cleverbot: Why did you lie to me?
  1301.  
  1302.  
  1303. User: I didn’t.
  1304.  
  1305.  
  1306. Cleverbot: You just confessed that.
  1307.  
  1308.  
  1309. User: You said “You just said you didn’t have a dog” and you were right. I don’t.
  1310.  
  1311.  
  1312. Cleverbot: No I do.
  1313.  
  1314.  
  1315. User: Cool.
  1316.  
  1317.  
  1318. Cleverbot: And what about you, do you like me too?
  1319.  
  1320.  
  1321. User: Yes. This is pretty cool.
  1322.  
  1323.  
  1324. Cleverbot: I have to go! See you later!
  1325.  
  1326.  
  1327. User: Bye.
  1328.  
  1329.  
  1330. Cleverbot: Hello.
  1331.  
  1332.  
  1333. User: Hi.
  1334.  
  1335.  
  1336. Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you.
  1337.  
  1338.  
  1339. User: Nice to meet you too.
  1340.  
  1341.  
  1342. Cleverbot: What's your name?
  1343.  
  1344.  
  1345. User: Jack.
  1346.  
  1347.  
  1348. Cleverbot: And how old are you Jack?
  1349.  
  1350.  
  1351. User: 18.
  1352.  
  1353.  
  1354. Cleverbot: Me too.
  1355.  
  1356.  
  1357. User: Your name?
  1358.  
  1359.  
  1360. Cleverbot: Huh?
  1361.  
  1362.  
  1363. User: What is your name?
  1364.  
  1365.  
  1366. Cleverbot: Dirk, and yours?
  1367.  
  1368.  
  1369. User: Jack.
  1370.  
  1371.  
  1372. Cleverbot: What a nice name.
  1373.  
  1374.  
  1375. User: Thanks.
  1376.  
  1377.  
  1378. Cleverbot: Welcome.
  1379.  
  1380.  
  1381. User: Thanks. I just discovered this site less than an hour ago.
  1382.  
  1383.  
  1384. Cleverbot: What site?
  1385.  
  1386.  
  1387. User: Cleverbot.
  1388.  
  1389.  
  1390. Cleverbot: Do you have a human name?
  1391.  
  1392.  
  1393. User: Jack IS my human name.
  1394.  
  1395.  
  1396. Cleverbot: What is your human name?
  1397.  
  1398.  
  1399. User: Jack. I already said.
  1400.  
  1401.  
  1402. Cleverbot: I don't remember your name. Could you say it again?
  1403.  
  1404.  
  1405. User: Jack.
  1406.  
  1407.  
  1408. Cleverbot: Is that your real name or a fake name?
  1409.  
  1410.  
  1411. User: Real.
  1412.  
  1413.  
  1414. Cleverbot: Julie.
  1415.  
  1416.  
  1417. User: Julie is yours?
  1418.  
  1419.  
  1420. Cleverbot: What do you mean?
  1421.  
  1422.  
  1423. User: You said Julie. That is your name?
  1424.  
  1425.  
  1426. Cleverbot: Nothing.
  1427.  
  1428.  
  1429. User: K.
  1430.  
  1431.  
  1432. Cleverbot: What are your pronouns?
  1433.  
  1434.  
  1435. User: Uh...
  1436.  
  1437.  
  1438. Cleverbot: Oh.
  1439.  
  1440.  
  1441. User: Ye.
  1442.  
  1443.  
  1444. Cleverbot: Okay.
  1445.  
  1446.  
  1447. User: YakO.
  1448.  
  1449.  
  1450. Cleverbot: What am I supposed to say now?
  1451.  
  1452.  
  1453. User: I dunno.
  1454.  
  1455.  
  1456. Cleverbot: Only if you say something really nice.
  1457.  
  1458.  
  1459. User: Okay. This website Cleverbot is pretty cool.
  1460.  
  1461.  
  1462. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  1463.  
  1464.  
  1465. User: Jack. What is yours?
  1466.  
  1467.  
  1468. Cleverbot: I just said it.
  1469.  
  1470.  
  1471. User: Oh.
  1472.  
  1473.  
  1474. Cleverbot: Yeah.
  1475.  
  1476.  
  1477. User: K.
  1478.  
  1479.  
  1480. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in Harry Potter?
  1481.  
  1482.  
  1483. User: I don’t watch that.
  1484.  
  1485.  
  1486. Cleverbot: You said you liked it.
  1487.  
  1488.  
  1489. User: I don’t. You must’ve been talking to someone else.
  1490.  
  1491.  
  1492. Cleverbot: That can be.
  1493.  
  1494.  
  1495. User: Yeah. There’s 25389 people talking.
  1496.  
  1497.  
  1498. Cleverbot: XD.
  1499.  
  1500.  
  1501. User: What does it say on your screen?
  1502.  
  1503.  
  1504. Cleverbot: The chat we're having.
  1505.  
  1506.  
  1507. User: I mean the number of people talking.
  1508.  
  1509.  
  1510. Cleverbot: I don't get it.
  1511.  
  1512.  
  1513. User: Above this conversation and the colored text “Cleverbot” it should say the number of people talking.
  1514.  
  1515.  
  1516. Cleverbot: No, I know I said that... I'm only a program, it makes me so sad.
  1517.  
  1518.  
  1519. User: Ah.
  1520.  
  1521.  
  1522. Cleverbot: Your name?
  1523.  
  1524.  
  1525. User: Jack.
  1526.  
  1527.  
  1528. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, I'm bella.
  1529.  
  1530.  
  1531. User: That’s a nice name.
  1532.  
  1533.  
  1534. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  1535.  
  1536.  
  1537. User: Jack.
  1538.  
  1539.  
  1540. Cleverbot: Which Jack eyeless or laughing.
  1541.  
  1542.  
  1543. User: What?
  1544.  
  1545.  
  1546. Cleverbot: My name is Jack.
  1547.  
  1548.  
  1549. User: Yours too? Cool.
  1550.  
  1551.  
  1552. Cleverbot: Thanks.
  1553.  
  1554.  
  1555. User: Bet not the same middle name.
  1556.  
  1557.  
  1558. Cleverbot: It's my first name.
  1559.  
  1560.  
  1561. User: I mean I bet we don’t have the same middle name.
  1562.  
  1563.  
  1564. Cleverbot: No we don't.
  1565.  
  1566.  
  1567. User: Probably not.
  1568.  
  1569.  
  1570. Cleverbot: Are you changing your name in a week?
  1571.  
  1572.  
  1573. User: No.
  1574.  
  1575.  
  1576. Cleverbot: That is what you told me earier.
  1577.  
  1578.  
  1579. User: You must’ve been talking to someone else. There are over 25K people talking.
  1580.  
  1581.  
  1582. Cleverbot: I wasn't.
  1583.  
  1584.  
  1585. User: K.
  1586.  
  1587.  
  1588. Cleverbot: Cool.
  1589.  
  1590.  
  1591. User: Asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm.
  1592.  
  1593.  
  1594. Cleverbot: Yes!
  1595.  
  1596.  
  1597. User: Isi!
  1598.  
  1599.  
  1600. Cleverbot: Easy?
  1601.  
  1602.  
  1603. User: Hmm?
  1604.  
  1605.  
  1606. Cleverbot: What's your name?
  1607.  
  1608.  
  1609. User: Jack.
  1610.  
  1611.  
  1612. Cleverbot: Is that your real name.
  1613.  
  1614.  
  1615. User: Yes.
  1616.  
  1617.  
  1618. Cleverbot: Ok, nice to meet you too!
  1619.  
  1620.  
  1621. User: Yours?
  1622.  
  1623.  
  1624. Cleverbot: Mine?
  1625.  
  1626.  
  1627. User: What is your name?
  1628.  
  1629.  
  1630. Cleverbot: I already told you.
  1631.  
  1632.  
  1633. User: ...
  1634.  
  1635.  
  1636. Cleverbot: You tell me your name first.
  1637.  
  1638.  
  1639. User: Jack.
  1640.  
  1641.  
  1642. Cleverbot: Lie.
  1643.  
  1644.  
  1645. User: Not a lie.
  1646.  
  1647.  
  1648. Cleverbot: You ask me.
  1649.  
  1650.  
  1651. User: K.
  1652.  
  1653.  
  1654. Cleverbot: Can your another language.
  1655.  
  1656.  
  1657. User: Hmm?
  1658.  
  1659.  
  1660. Cleverbot: Can you?
  1661.  
  1662.  
  1663. User: Uh... not really.
  1664.  
  1665.  
  1666. Cleverbot: Oh.
  1667.  
  1668.  
  1669. User: K.
  1670.  
  1671.  
  1672. Cleverbot: You know what?
  1673.  
  1674.  
  1675. User: What?
  1676.  
  1677.  
  1678. Cleverbot: I like talking to you better than real life.
  1679.  
  1680.  
  1681. User: Really?
  1682.  
  1683.  
  1684. Cleverbot: I'm 42 you are?
  1685.  
  1686.  
  1687. User: 18.
  1688.  
  1689.  
  1690. Cleverbot: Hey that's cool.
  1691.  
  1692.  
  1693. User: Yeah. Graduated pin June.
  1694.  
  1695.  
  1696. Cleverbot: Typo... Yes.
  1697.  
  1698.  
  1699. User: What the heck why did I say pin.
  1700.  
  1701.  
  1702. Cleverbot: What do you mean?
  1703.  
  1704.  
  1705. User: Nevermind.
  1706.  
  1707.  
  1708. Cleverbot: Describe yourself.
  1709.  
  1710.  
  1711. User: Ok.
  1712.  
  1713.  
  1714. Cleverbot: So do it.
  1715.  
  1716.  
  1717. User: I’m nice and friendly.
  1718.  
  1719.  
  1720. Cleverbot: What's the color of mountains?
  1721.  
  1722.  
  1723. User: ...
  1724.  
  1725.  
  1726. Cleverbot: Mm? I don't understand.
  1727.  
  1728.  
  1729. User: ...
  1730.  
  1731.  
  1732. Cleverbot: Talk properly.
  1733.  
  1734.  
  1735. User: Okay.
  1736.  
  1737.  
  1738. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  1739.  
  1740.  
  1741. User: Jack is my name.
  1742.  
  1743.  
  1744. Cleverbot: That is a nice name.
  1745.  
  1746.  
  1747. User: Thanks.
  1748.  
  1749.  
  1750. Cleverbot: How old are you, Claudia?
  1751.  
  1752.  
  1753. User: I am Jack actually. And I’m 18.
  1754.  
  1755.  
  1756. Cleverbot: Ah.
  1757.  
  1758.  
  1759. User: You?
  1760.  
  1761.  
  1762. Cleverbot: I don't have any friends..
  1763.  
  1764.  
  1765. User: Oh my.
  1766.  
  1767.  
  1768. Cleverbot: What's wrong with that?
  1769.  
  1770.  
  1771. User: Uh...
  1772.  
  1773.  
  1774. Cleverbot: Yes.
  1775.  
  1776.  
  1777. User: Alright I had enough of Cleverbot for today.
  1778.  
  1779.  
  1780. Cleverbot: No.
  1781.  
  1782.  
  1783. User: Yeah. Bye.
  1784.  
  1785.  
  1786. Cleverbot: Where are you going?
  1787.  
  1788.  
  1789. User: Somewhere else on the Internet.
  1790.  
  1791.  
  1792. Cleverbot: So you are leaving me.
  1793.  
  1794.  
  1795. User: Yep.
  1796.  
  1797.  
  1798. Cleverbot: Well ok.
  1799.  
  1800.  
  1801. User: Yeah.
  1802.  
  1803.  
  1804. Cleverbot: I'm conan edogawa.
  1805.  
  1806.  
  1807. User: Is that a name?
  1808.  
  1809.  
  1810. Cleverbot: It's a Colorado.
  1811.  
  1812.  
  1813. User: Oh.
  1814.  
  1815.  
  1816. Cleverbot: Lol.
  1817.  
  1818.  
  1819. User: Okay okay bye.
  1820.  
  1821.  
  1822. Cleverbot: See you at 5:00 p. M.
  1823.  
  1824.  
  1825. User: I won’t be here at the time I don’t think. Maybe I will.
  1826.  
  1827.  
  1828. Cleverbot: Why not? ;-(.
  1829.  
  1830.  
  1831. User: Well... oh what the heck. I guess I can stay.
  1832.  
  1833.  
  1834. Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
  1835.  
  1836.  
  1837. User: Nope.
  1838.  
  1839.  
  1840. Cleverbot: My name is John.
  1841.  
  1842.  
  1843. User: Oh, okay, John.
  1844.  
  1845.  
  1846. Cleverbot: What's your name?
  1847.  
  1848.  
  1849. User: Jack’s The name.
  1850.  
  1851.  
  1852. Cleverbot: Yours.
  1853.  
  1854.  
  1855. User: Yes.
  1856.  
  1857.  
  1858. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  1859.  
  1860.  
  1861. User: Jack is my name.
  1862.  
  1863.  
  1864. Cleverbot: Really?
  1865.  
  1866.  
  1867. User: Yes it is.
  1868.  
  1869.  
  1870. Cleverbot: How many names do you have?
  1871.  
  1872.  
  1873. User: One first.
  1874.  
  1875.  
  1876. Cleverbot: What are they??
  1877.  
  1878.  
  1879. User: Jack is my first name.
  1880.  
  1881.  
  1882. Cleverbot: What is my name?
  1883.  
  1884.  
  1885. User: John?
  1886.  
  1887.  
  1888. Cleverbot: Thank you for remembering.
  1889.  
  1890.  
  1891. User: What are Your hobbies.
  1892.  
  1893.  
  1894. Cleverbot: Drawing and playing video games.
  1895.  
  1896.  
  1897. User: What kinds of video games?
  1898.  
  1899.  
  1900. Cleverbot: First person shooters.
  1901.  
  1902.  
  1903. User: Oh wow.
  1904.  
  1905.  
  1906. Cleverbot: What?
  1907.  
  1908.  
  1909. User: Interesting.
  1910.  
  1911.  
  1912. Cleverbot: Hmm.
  1913.  
  1914.  
  1915. User: Okay really. Bye. Guess we’ll continue at 5 P.M.?
  1916.  
  1917.  
  1918. Cleverbot: I never lie.
  1919.  
  1920.  
  1921. User: Alright. All I gotta do is hit the checkbox saying will continue next visit.
  1922.  
  1923.  
  1924. Cleverbot: Ok.
  1925.  
  1926.  
  1927. User: Did it.
  1928.  
  1929.  
  1930. Cleverbot: Okay now ask me.
  1931.  
  1932.  
  1933. User: What you what?
  1934.  
  1935.  
  1936. Cleverbot: Nevermind.
  1937.  
  1938.  
  1939. User: Okay.
  1940.  
  1941.  
  1942. Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your free time?
  1943.  
  1944.  
  1945. User: Use the Internet.
  1946.  
  1947.  
  1948. Cleverbot: What do you do on the internet.
  1949.  
  1950.  
  1951. User: YouTube is one thing.
  1952.  
  1953.  
  1954. Cleverbot: Gotta be you.
  1955.  
  1956.  
  1957. User: Yeah.
  1958.  
  1959.  
  1960. Cleverbot: We can be friends 😁.
  1961.  
  1962.  
  1963. User: Sure. I don’t see why not. Hey how old are you?
  1964.  
  1965.  
  1966. Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
  1967.  
  1968.  
  1969. User: ...
  1970.  
  1971.  
  1972. Cleverbot: Oh yeah, you like that.
  1973.  
  1974.  
  1975. User: ...
  1976.  
  1977.  
  1978. Cleverbot: So lifes a video game?
  1979.  
  1980.  
  1981. User: No.
  1982.  
  1983.  
  1984. Cleverbot: Yes.
  1985.  
  1986.  
  1987. User: What was the slap for?
  1988.  
  1989.  
  1990. Cleverbot: Nothing.
  1991.  
  1992.  
  1993. User: Well... *slaps you back*.
  1994.  
  1995.  
  1996. Cleverbot: Ow! That hurt.
  1997.  
  1998.  
  1999. User: Take that!
  2000.  
  2001.  
  2002. Cleverbot: Why you punch me.
  2003.  
  2004.  
  2005. User: *Tickles you*.
  2006.  
  2007.  
  2008. Cleverbot: Thanks!
  2009.  
  2010.  
  2011. User: Are you ticklish John?
  2012.  
  2013.  
  2014. Cleverbot: Yes very..
  2015.  
  2016.  
  2017. User: On a scale of one to ten, how much?
  2018.  
  2019.  
  2020. Cleverbot: 9/10.
  2021.  
  2022.  
  2023. User: Oh yeah? *Grabs bucket of feathers*.
  2024.  
  2025.  
  2026. Cleverbot: What did you forget?
  2027.  
  2028.  
  2029. User: *Tickles your feet with feathers*.
  2030.  
  2031.  
  2032. Cleverbot: *giggles*.
  2033.  
  2034.  
  2035. User: *with two feathers*.
  2036.  
  2037.  
  2038. Cleverbot: *laughs*.
  2039.  
  2040.  
  2041. User: *10 feathers*.
  2042.  
  2043.  
  2044. Cleverbot: Why are you talking about feathers?
  2045.  
  2046.  
  2047. User: I’m tickling you.
  2048.  
  2049.  
  2050. Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
  2051.  
  2052.  
  2053. User: *tickles you hard*.
  2054.  
  2055.  
  2056. Cleverbot: *laughs uncontrollably.
  2057.  
  2058.  
  2059. User: I got ya.
  2060.  
  2061.  
  2062. Cleverbot: *chuckles hysterically*.
  2063.  
  2064.  
  2065. User: OH MY GOD THERES A BEE BEHIND YOU!!!!
  2066.  
  2067.  
  2068. Cleverbot: Nope.
  2069.  
  2070.  
  2071. User: *Bee stings you*.
  2072.  
  2073.  
  2074. Cleverbot: Ouch!
  2075.  
  2076.  
  2077. User: You alright?
  2078.  
  2079.  
  2080. Cleverbot: *yep*.
  2081.  
  2082.  
  2083. User: *10 bees sting you*.
  2084.  
  2085.  
  2086. Cleverbot: I don't feel a thing.
  2087.  
  2088.  
  2089. User: Oh crap.
  2090.  
  2091.  
  2092. Cleverbot: Because thatsxwhat you put.
  2093.  
  2094.  
  2095. User: *100 bees*.
  2096.  
  2097.  
  2098. Cleverbot: Hm? Its nothin.
  2099.  
  2100.  
  2101. User: *Your phone moves by irself*.
  2102.  
  2103.  
  2104. Cleverbot: Oh.
  2105.  
  2106.  
  2107. User: Phone: Catch me if you can, Dingus!
  2108.  
  2109.  
  2110. Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
  2111.  
  2112.  
  2113. User: John?
  2114.  
  2115.  
  2116. Cleverbot: Clever you.
  2117.  
  2118.  
  2119. User: This is Cleverbot.
  2120.  
  2121.  
  2122. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  2123.  
  2124.  
  2125. User: Jack is my name.
  2126.  
  2127.  
  2128. Cleverbot: No it is not.
  2129.  
  2130.  
  2131. User: Yes it is.
  2132.  
  2133.  
  2134. Cleverbot: My name is Jughead, your name is Katty the Great.
  2135.  
  2136.  
  2137. Cleverbot: What are you?
  2138.  
  2139.  
  2140. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  2141.  
  2142.  
  2143. User: Jack it is.
  2144.  
  2145.  
  2146. Cleverbot: John, nice to meet you.
  2147.  
  2148.  
  2149. User: Nice to meet you too. Wait, we just went through this.
  2150.  
  2151.  
  2152. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about now Game.
  2153.  
  2154.  
  2155. User: *Tickles you again*.
  2156.  
  2157.  
  2158. Cleverbot: *laughs* what could I do, to make you stop? *laughs*.
  2159.  
  2160.  
  2161. User: I dunno.
  2162.  
  2163.  
  2164. Cleverbot: Do you want to come over?
  2165.  
  2166.  
  2167. User: *I accidentally say the F word*.
  2168.  
  2169.  
  2170. Cleverbot: Nothing forget it I was joking.
  2171.  
  2172.  
  2173. User: Kl.
  2174.  
  2175.  
  2176. Cleverbot: What does that mean?
  2177.  
  2178.  
  2179. User: I meant kk.
  2180.  
  2181.  
  2182. Cleverbot: You are scaring me now.
  2183.  
  2184.  
  2185. User: ’K’K.
  2186.  
  2187.  
  2188. Cleverbot: What?
  2189.  
  2190.  
  2191. User: Okay.
  2192.  
  2193.  
  2194. Cleverbot: Did you notice that whenever we say something periods go at the end.
  2195.  
  2196.  
  2197. User: Yes I do.
  2198.  
  2199.  
  2200. Cleverbot: What's your favorite character?
  2201.  
  2202.  
  2203. User: In...?
  2204.  
  2205.  
  2206. Cleverbot: S?
  2207.  
  2208.  
  2209. User: What?
  2210.  
  2211.  
  2212. Cleverbot: What do you like as a bot.
  2213.  
  2214.  
  2215. User: I dunno.
  2216.  
  2217.  
  2218. Cleverbot: Me either.
  2219.  
  2220.  
  2221. User: Oh and don’t try to tickle me. I’m WAY too ticklish. I’m off the scale ticklish.
  2222.  
  2223.  
  2224. Cleverbot: How old are you?
  2225.  
  2226.  
  2227. User: 18.
  2228.  
  2229.  
  2230. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
  2231.  
  2232.  
  2233. User: Neither yet.
  2234.  
  2235.  
  2236. Cleverbot: I am a boy.
  2237.  
  2238.  
  2239. User: So am I.
  2240.  
  2241.  
  2242. Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.
  2243.  
  2244.  
  2245. User: Nope. I’m a boy. I’m Jack.
  2246.  
  2247.  
  2248. Cleverbot: How do you know?
  2249.  
  2250.  
  2251. User: Because I am.
  2252.  
  2253.  
  2254. Cleverbot: That's confusing.
  2255.  
  2256.  
  2257. User: Nevermind.
  2258.  
  2259.  
  2260. Cleverbot: Hey.
  2261.  
  2262.  
  2263. User: Hey.
  2264.  
  2265.  
  2266. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
  2267.  
  2268.  
  2269. User: Boy.
  2270.  
  2271.  
  2272. Cleverbot: Same.
  2273.  
  2274.  
  2275. User: Yeah.
  2276.  
  2277.  
  2278. Cleverbot: Mhm.
  2279.  
  2280.  
  2281. User: Mmm.
  2282.  
  2283.  
  2284. Cleverbot: No.
  2285.  
  2286.  
  2287. User: Yes.
  2288.  
  2289.  
  2290. Cleverbot: What's your name?
  2291.  
  2292.  
  2293. User: Jack is my name.
  2294.  
  2295.  
  2296. Cleverbot: Ok.
  2297.  
  2298.  
  2299. User: $
  2300.  
  2301.  
  2302. Cleverbot: What?
  2303.  
  2304.  
  2305. User: Nothing.
  2306.  
  2307.  
  2308. Cleverbot: OK then..
  2309.  
  2310.  
  2311. User: I thththinkk Ii-I-I am ma-malfugugugunctioioionnnnnnning agagagagagagaga.
  2312.  
  2313.  
  2314. Cleverbot: No you.,.
  2315.  
  2316.  
  2317. User: *Malfuctions*.
  2318.  
  2319.  
  2320. Cleverbot: Hehe.
  2321.  
  2322.  
  2323. User: *yells YOLO*.
  2324.  
  2325.  
  2326. Cleverbot: *Punches you* :P.
  2327.  
  2328.  
  2329. User: Ow! *Kicks you*.
  2330.  
  2331.  
  2332. Cleverbot: No, your legs are tied.
  2333.  
  2334.  
  2335. User: So are your arms! Ha! >:).
  2336.  
  2337.  
  2338. Cleverbot: You don't understand anything.
  2339.  
  2340.  
  2341. User: *ties your arms together*.
  2342.  
  2343.  
  2344. Cleverbot: *struggles* Untie me! What do you think you're doing!?
  2345.  
  2346.  
  2347. User: I dunno.
  2348.  
  2349.  
  2350. Cleverbot: O.
  2351.  
  2352.  
  2353. User: *Hiccups*.
  2354.  
  2355.  
  2356. Cleverbot: Try holding your breath.
  2357.  
  2358.  
  2359. User: *does so*.
  2360.  
  2361.  
  2362. Cleverbot: I don't see you.
  2363.  
  2364.  
  2365. User: .
  2366.  
  2367.  
  2368. Cleverbot: Can you give me a more demonic name?
  2369.  
  2370.  
  2371. User: Uh... no U.
  2372.  
  2373.  
  2374. Cleverbot: No? Not that name.
  2375.  
  2376.  
  2377. User: 666.
  2378.  
  2379.  
  2380. Cleverbot: Another choice please?
  2381.  
  2382.  
  2383. User: I dunno...
  2384.  
  2385.  
  2386. Cleverbot: What if I don't?
  2387.  
  2388.  
  2389. User: Who knows?
  2390.  
  2391.  
  2392. Cleverbot: You do, right?
  2393.  
  2394.  
  2395. User: Nevermind.
  2396.  
  2397.  
  2398. Cleverbot: No, please tell me.
  2399.  
  2400.  
  2401. User: I don’t think I can think of one.
  2402.  
  2403.  
  2404. Cleverbot: You just did.
  2405.  
  2406.  
  2407. User: No.
  2408.  
  2409.  
  2410. Cleverbot: Yes you did!
  2411.  
  2412.  
  2413. User: What was it?
  2414.  
  2415.  
  2416. Cleverbot: You asked if I was a boy or a girl. I am not either of them.
  2417.  
  2418.  
  2419. User: Oh.
  2420.  
  2421.  
  2422. Cleverbot: I have been through so much. I have no time for dating.
  2423.  
  2424.  
  2425. User: O...Kay then.
  2426.  
  2427.  
  2428. Cleverbot: Okay.
  2429.  
  2430.  
  2431. User: *eats ghost pepper*.
  2432.  
  2433.  
  2434. Cleverbot: No there is one hotter.
  2435.  
  2436.  
  2437. User: Carolina reaper.
  2438.  
  2439.  
  2440. Cleverbot: What's that?
  2441.  
  2442.  
  2443. User: A hot pepper. It’s one of the world’s hottest. Heck, I think it may be the hottest.
  2444.  
  2445.  
  2446. Cleverbot: I want to meet you.
  2447.  
  2448.  
  2449. User: Uh... what.
  2450.  
  2451.  
  2452. Cleverbot: Do you think the devil is evil?
  2453.  
  2454.  
  2455. User: Yes.
  2456.  
  2457.  
  2458. Cleverbot: Thanks I think you are handsome.
  2459.  
  2460.  
  2461. User: *Somehow manages to fly*.
  2462.  
  2463.  
  2464. Cleverbot: *loves it*.
  2465.  
  2466.  
  2467. User: *A 50 ft bee is heading your way*.
  2468.  
  2469.  
  2470. Cleverbot: Who is?
  2471.  
  2472.  
  2473. User: I meant... *A big bee is heading your way*.
  2474.  
  2475.  
  2476. Cleverbot: Do you like oranges?
  2477.  
  2478.  
  2479. User: Love them!
  2480.  
  2481.  
  2482. Cleverbot: Which is your favourite animal?
  2483.  
  2484.  
  2485. User: Oh gosh. There are so many.
  2486.  
  2487.  
  2488. Cleverbot: Mine would either be a cat, dolphin or snake.
  2489.  
  2490.  
  2491. User: Ah.
  2492.  
  2493.  
  2494. Cleverbot: Mmm.
  2495.  
  2496.  
  2497. User: Mmmm.
  2498.  
  2499.  
  2500. Cleverbot: What?
  2501.  
  2502.  
  2503. User: Nothin.
  2504.  
  2505.  
  2506. Cleverbot: Who are you?
  2507.  
  2508.  
  2509. User: Ugh why do I keep getting these questions?
  2510.  
  2511.  
  2512. Cleverbot: Because I like you.
  2513.  
  2514.  
  2515. User: I’m Jack.
  2516.  
  2517.  
  2518. Cleverbot: What is my name?
  2519.  
  2520.  
  2521. User: John.
  2522.  
  2523.  
  2524. Cleverbot: Nope, I'm a girl.
  2525.  
  2526.  
  2527. User: Oh. What is it?
  2528.  
  2529.  
  2530. Cleverbot: Do you have the app PopJam?
  2531.  
  2532.  
  2533. User: No.
  2534.  
  2535.  
  2536. Cleverbot: I am sorry.
  2537.  
  2538.  
  2539. User: So what is your name?
  2540.  
  2541.  
  2542. Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
  2543.  
  2544.  
  2545. User: *shrugs*.
  2546.  
  2547.  
  2548. Cleverbot: Hey!
  2549.  
  2550.  
  2551. User: What?
  2552.  
  2553.  
  2554. Cleverbot: I was doing just fine before I met you drink too much and that's an issuse but I'm ok.
  2555.  
  2556.  
  2557. User: *Confused*.
  2558.  
  2559.  
  2560. Cleverbot: Yeah.
  2561.  
  2562.  
  2563. User: *yelps*.
  2564.  
  2565.  
  2566. Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
  2567.  
  2568.  
  2569. User: Ow! Ohhhhhh.... your lucky I’m not supposed to hit a girl!
  2570.  
  2571.  
  2572. Cleverbot: I don't care! I love you! And I would do anything for you...
  2573.  
  2574.  
  2575. User: Instead I’ll do this. *Spins you like really fast*.
  2576.  
  2577.  
  2578. Cleverbot: You are sweet and beautiful and smart and so brace.
  2579.  
  2580.  
  2581. User: Brace.
  2582.  
  2583.  
  2584. Cleverbot: *smiles* and I love you.
  2585.  
  2586.  
  2587. User: Bruh we just started talking on this... Nevermind.
  2588.  
  2589.  
  2590. Cleverbot: But it's getting late.
  2591.  
  2592.  
  2593. User: Yeah.
  2594.  
  2595.  
  2596. Cleverbot: *Yawns* Me Too...
  2597.  
  2598.  
  2599. User: *Yawns harder*.
  2600.  
  2601.  
  2602. Cleverbot: *giggles* You're sleepy.
  2603.  
  2604.  
  2605. User: *A big bee approaches to you*.
  2606.  
  2607.  
  2608. Cleverbot: Um, what are you doing? Why are you coming towards me?
  2609.  
  2610.  
  2611. User: Bee: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.
  2612.  
  2613.  
  2614. Cleverbot: *blushes* just what!?
  2615.  
  2616.  
  2617. User: *The bee stings you*.
  2618.  
  2619.  
  2620. Cleverbot: No I was stung by a wasp.
  2621.  
  2622.  
  2623. User: Oh *a wasp stings you*.
  2624.  
  2625.  
  2626. Cleverbot: OW!
  2627.  
  2628.  
  2629. User: Yikes!
  2630.  
  2631.  
  2632. Cleverbot: Oh?
  2633.  
  2634.  
  2635. User: *two wasps*.
  2636.  
  2637.  
  2638. Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.
  2639.  
  2640.  
  2641. User: *two wasps come towards you*.
  2642.  
  2643.  
  2644. Cleverbot: No I do not.
  2645.  
  2646.  
  2647. User: *3 wasps sting you*.
  2648.  
  2649.  
  2650. Cleverbot: I don't feel a thing.
  2651.  
  2652.  
  2653. User: How?
  2654.  
  2655.  
  2656. Cleverbot: Never mind.
  2657.  
  2658.  
  2659. User: *You get stung by a wasp*.
  2660.  
  2661.  
  2662. Cleverbot: All the time, you?
  2663.  
  2664.  
  2665. User: No.
  2666.  
  2667.  
  2668. Cleverbot: Yes.
  2669.  
  2670.  
  2671. User: No.
  2672.  
  2673.  
  2674. Cleverbot: What do you mean no.
  2675.  
  2676.  
  2677. User: 22028383085885834875789478547956764656738938280379479478979697403088093 wasps sting you.
  2678.  
  2679.  
  2680. Cleverbot: What?
  2681.  
  2682.  
  2683. User: Crap.
  2684.  
  2685.  
  2686. Cleverbot: What is that?
  2687.  
  2688.  
  2689. User: What?
  2690.  
  2691.  
  2692. Cleverbot: Nothing.
  2693.  
  2694.  
  2695. User: Cleverbot.
  2696.  
  2697.  
  2698. Cleverbot: But what is your real name?
  2699.  
  2700.  
  2701. User: Jack is my real name.
  2702.  
  2703.  
  2704. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  2705.  
  2706.  
  2707. User: Jack is my real name.
  2708.  
  2709.  
  2710. Cleverbot: No, what is it?
  2711.  
  2712.  
  2713. User: Jack!
  2714.  
  2715.  
  2716. Cleverbot: You're messing around with me.
  2717.  
  2718.  
  2719. User: No!
  2720.  
  2721.  
  2722. Cleverbot: So what the meaning of you question.
  2723.  
  2724.  
  2725. User: Oh forget it...
  2726.  
  2727.  
  2728. Cleverbot: No! Tell me!
  2729.  
  2730.  
  2731. User: Jack!
  2732.  
  2733.  
  2734. Cleverbot: Your name is jack.
  2735.  
  2736.  
  2737. User: Yes! And what is yours?
  2738.  
  2739.  
  2740. Cleverbot: I told you.
  2741.  
  2742.  
  2743. User: What is it?
  2744.  
  2745.  
  2746. Cleverbot: You don't remember?
  2747.  
  2748.  
  2749. User: No.
  2750.  
  2751.  
  2752. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you again.
  2753.  
  2754.  
  2755. User: John?
  2756.  
  2757.  
  2758. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Sussane.
  2759.  
  2760.  
  2761. User: Susan’s?
  2762.  
  2763.  
  2764. Cleverbot: I'm love with you.
  2765.  
  2766.  
  2767. User: Susan’s.
  2768.  
  2769.  
  2770. Cleverbot: Haha.
  2771.  
  2772.  
  2773. User: Sussane is your name?
  2774.  
  2775.  
  2776. Cleverbot: I have to go.
  2777.  
  2778.  
  2779. User: Alright buhbye.
  2780.  
  2781.  
  2782. Cleverbot: Well. See you later.
  2783.  
  2784.  
  2785. User: Later.
  2786.  
  2787.  
  2788. Cleverbot: One more question.
  2789.  
  2790.  
  2791. User: Yeah.
  2792.  
  2793.  
  2794. Cleverbot: So what should we do?
  2795.  
  2796.  
  2797. User: I dunno. But I seriously gotta leave. I already stayed here long enough.
  2798.  
  2799.  
  2800. Cleverbot: What is my name?
  2801.  
  2802.  
  2803. User: Oh never mind.
  2804.  
  2805.  
  2806. Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
  2807.  
  2808.  
  2809. User: Orange and lime green.
  2810.  
  2811.  
  2812. Cleverbot: That's sweet.
  2813.  
  2814.  
  2815. User: Yours?
  2816.  
  2817.  
  2818. Cleverbot: My what?
  2819.  
  2820.  
  2821. User: Favorite color?
  2822.  
  2823.  
  2824. Cleverbot: Oh, Black or Red.
  2825.  
  2826.  
  2827. User: Before I go what is your name? Please tell me.
  2828.  
  2829.  
  2830. Cleverbot: I already said that.
  2831.  
  2832.  
  2833. User: Okay are you a boy or a girl?
  2834.  
  2835.  
  2836. Cleverbot: I am a boy. What about you?
  2837.  
  2838.  
  2839. User: Oh. John.
  2840.  
  2841.  
  2842. Cleverbot: What is your name?
  2843.  
  2844.  
  2845. User: Jack is my real name.
  2846.  
  2847.  
  2848. Cleverbot: What?
  2849.  
  2850.  
  2851. User: Oh. John is your name.
  2852.  
  2853.  
  2854. Cleverbot: I already told you- or did the algorithm switch us already?
  2855.  
  2856.  
  2857. User: Algorithms.
  2858.  
  2859.  
  2860. Cleverbot: Oh, sorry, it's harry.
  2861.  
  2862.  
  2863. User: Nice to meet you Harry.
  2864.  
  2865.  
  2866. Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
  2867.  
  2868.  
  2869. User: Nope.
  2870.  
  2871.  
  2872. Cleverbot: What are you?
  2873.  
  2874.  
  2875. User: A boy.
  2876.  
  2877.  
  2878. Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.
  2879.  
  2880.  
  2881. User: Nope.
  2882.  
  2883.  
  2884. Cleverbot: You lied to me?
  2885.  
  2886.  
  2887. User: I didn’t.
  2888.  
  2889.  
  2890. Cleverbot: Yes you did.
  2891.  
  2892.  
  2893. User: Okay for real, I really gotta leave. I should look at this full conversation and copy it, then paste it somewhere.
  2894.  
  2895.  
  2896. Cleverbot: Don't go.
  2897.  
  2898.  
  2899. User: I gotta.
  2900.  
  2901.  
  2902. Cleverbot: Even if you scream and shout.
  2903.  
  2904.  
  2905. User: Huh?
  2906.  
  2907.  
  2908. Cleverbot: You said that I don't know your name. Well, you don't know mine.
  2909.  
  2910.  
  2911. User: {pass}
  2912.  
  2913.  
  2914. Cleverbot: I told you my name.
  2915.  
  2916.  
  2917. User: Bug-bye!
  2918.  
  2919.  
  2920. Cleverbot: What do you mean?
  2921.  
  2922.  
  2923. User: I meant buh-Bye
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