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  3. <i>Letters.</i>
  4.  
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  7. <i>You don't really write many these days,
  8. do you?</i>
  9.  
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  11. 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:31,461
  12. <i>But I bet there's one you never forget.</i>
  13.  
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  15. 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:34,458
  16. <i>Send it off to a certain plump guy
  17. in a red suit</i>
  18.  
  19. 5
  20. 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:36,671
  21. <i>and, provided
  22. you've kept your act together</i>
  23.  
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  25. 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:37,750
  26. <i>more or less,</i>
  27.  
  28. 7
  29. 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,463
  30. <i>he'll drop off a toy or two.</i>
  31.  
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  33. 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,041
  34. <i>And yet, no one seems to wonder</i>
  35.  
  36. 9
  37. 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,415
  38. <i>how the whole thing
  39. got started in the first place.</i>
  40.  
  41. 10
  42. 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:48,955
  43. <i>This is a story about letters,
  44. and it began...</i>
  45.  
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  47. 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,125
  48. <i>with this one.</i>
  49.  
  50. 12
  51. 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:32,998
  52. ...74, 75, 76...
  53.  
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  55. 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:36,503
  56. ...77, 78, 79,
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  60. - 80!
  61. - Drill Sergeant, sir!
  62.  
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  64. 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:41,671
  65. All the way from the top!
  66. Dispatch for one of your cadets!
  67.  
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  70. It's for him, sir.
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  74. Cadet Johanssen!
  75.  
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  78. Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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  81. 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:58,211
  82. Stop.
  83.  
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  85. 00:01:58,291 --> 00:02:00,421
  86. Don't tell me. Let me try to guess.
  87.  
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  89. 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:02,420
  90. I give up. Who are you?
  91.  
  92. 22
  93. 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,380
  94. Sarge!
  95.  
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  97. 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,958
  98. Drill Sarge! Have a seat.
  99. Can I get you something to drink?
  100.  
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  102. 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:07,131
  103. An espresso? A cappuccino?
  104.  
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  106. 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:10,458
  107. Aren't you supposed to be
  108. in equestrian training?
  109.  
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  112. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
  113.  
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  116. No worries.
  117. I've got someone covering for me.
  118.  
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  120. 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:21,753
  121. Dispatch
  122. from the Postmaster General's Office!
  123.  
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  125. 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:22,673
  126. What?
  127.  
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  129. 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,080
  130. Sarge, is that for real?
  131.  
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  134. Don't tease me now.
  135.  
  136. 32
  137. 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,133
  138. Here, hold these.
  139.  
  140. 33
  141. 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:30,920
  142. Ah, well, I was expecting this
  143. a little bit sooner,
  144.  
  145. 34
  146. 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,540
  147. but, yup, summoned to the dragon's lair.
  148.  
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  151. Go ahead and cancel
  152. the Drill Sergeant's espresso, actually.
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  156. And, uh, here, why don't you finish mine?
  157.  
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  160. I'm not gonna be needing it anymore...
  161.  
  162. 38
  163. 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:44,668
  164. ...and I'm gonna take one last look
  165. around the old place so I can forget it.
  166.  
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  169. Mmm-hmm. Got it. All right, let's go.
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  173. Nine months.
  174.  
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  177. It's been nine months
  178. since I used every ounce of my influence
  179.  
  180. 42
  181. 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,333
  182. to get you into the Royal Postal Academy.
  183.  
  184. 43
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  186. Actually, nine months and six days,
  187. but who's counting?
  188.  
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  191. What? No croutons?
  192.  
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  195. Oh, man, come on!
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  199. Shall we take account
  200. of your progress then?
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  204. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Definitely.
  205.  
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  208. - Sergeant.
  209. - Yes, sir!
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  213. Sorting and filing:
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  216. 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:16,671
  217. <i>total failure.</i>
  218.  
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  220. 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,630
  221. <i>Carrier pigeon care and handling...</i>
  222.  
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  224. 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,076
  225. <i>...abysmal performance.</i>
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  228. 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:24,626
  229. <i>Transport of fragile merchandise...</i>
  230.  
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  232. 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,578
  233. <i>...worst on record.</i>
  234.  
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  237. Well, there you have it.
  238.  
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  240. 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,828
  241. But, hey, we gave it the old college try,
  242. didn't we?
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  246. Guess I'll just go pack up
  247. and head home then. Too bad.
  248.  
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  250. 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:35,325
  251. Darn, oh, darn.
  252.  
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  255. - Stay right where you are.
  256. - No, Dad!
  257.  
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  260. You're right. When will I grow up?
  261.  
  262. 61
  263. 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:43,043
  264. When will I stop squandering
  265. all these opportunities,
  266.  
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  269. which you so kindly forced me into,
  270.  
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  273. and become my own man?
  274.  
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  276. 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:50,498
  277. I guess I must really hanker down
  278. and rethink my priorities.
  279.  
  280. 65
  281. 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:53,793
  282. All wrapped up in my silk sheets
  283. with some caviar and a sherry...
  284.  
  285. 66
  286. 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,142
  287. You still buy the same brand, right?
  288.  
  289. 67
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  291. You think I'm just going to
  292. watch you purposely fail
  293.  
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  295. 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,710
  296. and then let you waltz right back
  297.  
  298. 69
  299. 00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:02,581
  300. to a privileged life
  301. void of any purpose or meaning?
  302.  
  303. 70
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  305. Well, yeah. Where else would I...
  306.  
  307. 71
  308. 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:09,290
  309. Congratulations. You are now a postman.
  310.  
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  313. Come again?
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  317. You are to establish
  318. a working postal office in...
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  322. Smeerensburg.
  323.  
  324. 75
  325. 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:28,915
  326. You've got one year.
  327.  
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  329. 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,170
  330. What? A year? Where? Smeerensburg?
  331.  
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  334. What is...
  335. What's happening right now? Dad?
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  339. Six thousand letters will suffice.
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  343. Stamped by your own hand.
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  345. 80
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  347. And listen carefully, Jesper.
  348.  
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  351. If you fail to get those letters,
  352. you're cut off.
  353.  
  354. 82
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  356. No more fancy apartments,
  357.  
  358. 83
  359. 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,710
  360. stagecoach, clothes, galas...
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  362. 84
  363. 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:47,001
  364. All gone.
  365.  
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  367. 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,883
  368. You can look forward to
  369. a cozy spot in the gutter.
  370.  
  371. 86
  372. 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:52,578
  373. - But...
  374. - Six thousand letters, one year.
  375.  
  376. 87
  377. 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:55,626
  378. You can't cheat, bribe
  379. or squirm your way out of this one.
  380.  
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  383. Dad! Come on!
  384. It's me. Let's talk about this, man.
  385.  
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  387. 00:05:01,416 --> 00:05:04,456
  388. It's your son, Jesper! Little Jespie!
  389.  
  390. 90
  391. 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:07,581
  392. Remember, I...
  393. "Daddy, can I help you mail the letters?
  394.  
  395. 91
  396. 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:10,206
  397. Can I help you put the medals
  398. in the letters
  399.  
  400. 92
  401. 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:12,081
  402. and put them in a stamp with the..."
  403.  
  404. 93
  405. 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:13,576
  406. W-w-wait!
  407.  
  408. 94
  409. 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,916
  410. Do you know how long it took
  411. to press this uniform?
  412.  
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  414. 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,960
  415. I don't either,
  416. but it took somebody hours.
  417.  
  418. 96
  419. 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:20,041
  420. Hello?
  421.  
  422. 97
  423. 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:23,501
  424. Burghard! Finally, a friendly face.
  425. Can you believe what they...
  426.  
  427. 98
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  429. Burghard, I'm not in the coach with you.
  430. Burghard?
  431.  
  432. 99
  433. 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:36,041
  434. Sir,
  435. I'm all for discipline, but Smeerensburg?
  436.  
  437. 100
  438. 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:38,705
  439. Isn't that a bit excessive?
  440.  
  441. 101
  442. 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:43,415
  443. That boy needs a wake-up call, Sergeant.
  444. And who knows?
  445.  
  446. 102
  447. 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:47,128
  448. Someday he might even thank me for it.
  449.  
  450. 103
  451. 00:05:47,791 --> 00:05:49,251
  452. Thank you, Dad!
  453.  
  454. 104
  455. 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:52,583
  456. This is really wonderful, Father.
  457. Thank you so much.
  458.  
  459. 105
  460. 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:54,376
  461. This is great, Dad.
  462.  
  463. 106
  464. 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,078
  465. Really, really great.
  466.  
  467. 107
  468. 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:01,245
  469. Thanks, Dad!
  470.  
  471. 108
  472. 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:03,713
  473. Thank you!
  474.  
  475. 109
  476. 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:06,211
  477. I love this terrible coach ride.
  478.  
  479. 110
  480. 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:07,541
  481. Thank you so much!
  482.  
  483. 111
  484. 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:10,245
  485. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank...
  486.  
  487. 112
  488. 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:31,785
  489. You go back to the intersection.
  490. You make a left at the dead tree.
  491.  
  492. 113
  493. 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:32,875
  494. You're welcome.
  495.  
  496. 114
  497. 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,076
  498. What? No. I'm not lost.
  499.  
  500. 115
  501. 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:36,626
  502. Trust me, you are.
  503.  
  504. 116
  505. 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:39,378
  506. Funny! Say, nice boat!
  507.  
  508. 117
  509. 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:41,628
  510. Any chance you might
  511. actually get on it today?
  512.  
  513. 118
  514. 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:44,826
  515. What was that?
  516.  
  517. 119
  518. 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:47,326
  519. New postman. Smeerensburg.
  520.  
  521. 120
  522. 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:49,746
  523. Which is on an island,
  524. which is surrounded by water,
  525.  
  526. 121
  527. 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:52,083
  528. which I need a boat to get to,
  529. which you have.
  530.  
  531. 122
  532. 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,456
  533. Are we starting to connect the dots?
  534.  
  535. 123
  536. 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,921
  537. Is the weather always like this?
  538.  
  539. 124
  540. 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,290
  541. Eh. We're having a bit of a heat wave.
  542.  
  543. 125
  544. 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,125
  545. Huh?
  546.  
  547. 126
  548. 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:30,460
  549. There she is. Smeerensburg.
  550.  
  551. 127
  552. 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000
  553. Charming, huh?
  554. Why, you should see it in the spring.
  555.  
  556. 128
  557. 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:40,173
  558. That's when those grays really pop.
  559.  
  560. 129
  561. 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:50,416
  562. What happened here?
  563.  
  564. 130
  565. 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:54,960
  566. Oh! Uh, colorful local traditions.
  567. Quirky folklore. That kind of thing.
  568.  
  569. 131
  570. 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:58,501
  571. All part of this quaint town's
  572. vibrant culture.
  573.  
  574. 132
  575. 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:03,291
  576. No, no! Why you...
  577.  
  578. 133
  579. 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:07,035
  580. Oh, you rotten vermin!
  581.  
  582. 134
  583. 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:38,461
  584. Where is everyone?
  585.  
  586. 135
  587. 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:39,541
  588. Everyone?
  589.  
  590. 136
  591. 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:42,375
  592. I thought there would be
  593. some sort of a reception.
  594.  
  595. 137
  596. 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:47,753
  597. Oh! Right. Right, the reception.
  598. Of course, the reception.
  599.  
  600. 138
  601. 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:48,873
  602. It's good you reminded me.
  603.  
  604. 139
  605. 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:53,036
  606. You just ring the bell over there and,
  607. uh... and then the reception will start.
  608.  
  609. 140
  610. 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:55,455
  611. - The bell?
  612. - Yep. Give it a go.
  613.  
  614. 141
  615. 00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:56,581
  616. And they'll come out.
  617.  
  618. 142
  619. 00:08:56,666 --> 00:09:01,206
  620. Why, they'll have a band, hors d'oeuvres
  621. and, uh... and the key to the city.
  622.  
  623. 143
  624. 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,081
  625. All that reception stuff.
  626.  
  627. 144
  628. 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,246
  629. Really?
  630.  
  631. 145
  632. 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,753
  633. - Out here?
  634. - Why, of course!
  635.  
  636. 146
  637. 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:11,463
  638. Well, it's not every day they get
  639. a brand-new postman from the big city.
  640.  
  641. 147
  642. 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:20,920
  643. Huh?
  644.  
  645. 148
  646. 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:33,326
  647. What's happening?
  648.  
  649. 149
  650. 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,128
  651. Whoa! Whoa!
  652.  
  653. 150
  654. 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,328
  655. Aah!
  656.  
  657. 151
  658. 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,580
  659. Ow, they're biting!
  660. Ow, get off! Get off! Get off!
  661.  
  662. 152
  663. 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,751
  664. Isn't this nice?
  665.  
  666. 153
  667. 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,423
  668. And you thought they forgot.
  669.  
  670. 154
  671. 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,000
  672. Quick! Get me out of here!
  673.  
  674. 155
  675. 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,328
  676. - Uh...
  677. - What's going on out here?
  678.  
  679. 156
  680. 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,684
  681. - Why is everybody just standing around?
  682. - Well!
  683.  
  684. 157
  685. 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,498
  686. Look who's finally throwing in the towel!
  687.  
  688. 158
  689. 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,213
  690. Throwing in the... Us?
  691.  
  692. 159
  693. 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,541
  694. Ha! That's rich!
  695.  
  696. 160
  697. 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,285
  698. Admit it!
  699. You weaseled out and rang the bell!
  700.  
  701. 161
  702. 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:32,205
  703. An Ellingboe? Never!
  704. It was one of you critters!
  705.  
  706. 162
  707. 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,392
  708. Don't you dare raise your voice at me!
  709.  
  710. 163
  711. 00:10:33,416 --> 00:10:34,892
  712. - Oh, there you go!
  713. - You rang that bell!
  714.  
  715. 164
  716. 00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:36,142
  717. You know you rang... Oh!
  718.  
  719. 165
  720. 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,601
  721. You chicken out,
  722. and now you want to pin it on us!
  723.  
  724. 166
  725. 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:40,351
  726. - Unbelievable!
  727. - We were plowing the snow...
  728.  
  729. 167
  730. 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,745
  731. Oh, whoa! Hey!
  732.  
  733. 168
  734. 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,463
  735. Huh. What've you got there, children?
  736.  
  737. 169
  738. 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:46,711
  739. Mine!
  740.  
  741. 170
  742. 00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:48,881
  743. Pumpkin, show Daddy what you found.
  744.  
  745. 171
  746. 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:53,461
  747. Mine.
  748.  
  749. 172
  750. 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000
  751. This is no way to treat a person!
  752.  
  753. 173
  754. 00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:00,293
  755. Certainly not this person!
  756.  
  757. 174
  758. 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:01,745
  759. Just one second. Let me just...
  760.  
  761. 175
  762. 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:02,753
  763. A postman?
  764.  
  765. 176
  766. 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,083
  767. - Pfft. Give me a break.
  768. - When will they learn?
  769.  
  770. 177
  771. 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,956
  772. Hey! They've sent us another postman!
  773.  
  774. 178
  775. 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,286
  776. All right. All right.
  777.  
  778. 179
  779. 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:16,035
  780. You don't know who I am,
  781. so I'm gonna let this one slide.
  782.  
  783. 180
  784. 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,995
  785. Okay? But let's just say
  786. I'm not really a postman.
  787.  
  788. 181
  789. 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,253
  790. Well, I am, because it's
  791. our family business. My father's a...
  792.  
  793. 182
  794. 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,101
  795. - Don't get me started, because it's...
  796. - Where were we? Oh, yeah. Bell, please!
  797.  
  798. 183
  799. 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,684
  800. Life is too short
  801.  
  802. 184
  803. 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,668
  804. to go into details, but...
  805.  
  806. 185
  807. 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:43,076
  808. Come to the counter.
  809. I'll be right out.
  810.  
  811. 186
  812. 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,166
  813. All right, listen.
  814.  
  815. 187
  816. 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:48,788
  817. Whoever's there, I warn you,
  818. you do not want to mess with me. Okay?
  819.  
  820. 188
  821. 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,375
  822. Holy mackerel! Oh, the smell!
  823.  
  824. 189
  825. 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,128
  826. Fresh out of mackerel.
  827. Only herring and burbot today.
  828.  
  829. 190
  830. 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,333
  831. Oh.
  832.  
  833. 191
  834. 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:01,670
  835. Oh.
  836.  
  837. 192
  838. 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:05,670
  839. Uniform, cold sweat, scared stiff,
  840. shaking in your boots.
  841.  
  842. 193
  843. 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,420
  844. All right, I'm gonna just
  845. take a wild guess here.
  846.  
  847. 194
  848. 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,130
  849. You are the latest mailman,
  850.  
  851. 195
  852. 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,418
  853. and the ferryman tricked you
  854. into ringing the Battle Bell.
  855.  
  856. 196
  857. 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,830
  858. The Battle Bell?
  859. What kind of a town has a Battle Bell?
  860.  
  861. 197
  862. 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:20,226
  863. Can we open a window in here or something?
  864. I can't pretend any...
  865.  
  866. 198
  867. 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,380
  868. Welcome to Smeerensburg,
  869.  
  870. 199
  871. 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,918
  872. home of the world's finest feuds.
  873.  
  874. 200
  875. 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,330
  876. Feuds?
  877.  
  878. 201
  879. 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,076
  880. Grudges, bickering,
  881.  
  882. 202
  883. 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,666
  884. the Krums versus the Ellingboes.
  885.  
  886. 203
  887. 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,351
  888. So...
  889.  
  890. 204
  891. 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:35,495
  892. ...are you gonna buy something,
  893. or are you just here to chitchat?
  894.  
  895. 205
  896. 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,041
  897. Wait.
  898.  
  899. 206
  900. 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:41,251
  901. Isn't this a school?
  902. Shouldn't there be children and a teacher?
  903.  
  904. 207
  905. 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,173
  906. Oh! Yes! Oh, thank you! Thank you!
  907.  
  908. 208
  909. 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,500
  910. I knew I was forgetting something!
  911. Children!
  912.  
  913. 209
  914. 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:47,673
  915. Thank you!
  916.  
  917. 210
  918. 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:49,326
  919. You're the teacher?
  920.  
  921. 211
  922. 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,746
  923. Okay, here's how it works.
  924.  
  925. 212
  926. 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,476
  927. I sell fish, and then the person
  928. on the other side of the counter...
  929.  
  930. 213
  931. 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,830
  932. - That would be you. You buy...
  933. - Holy moly! That's you?
  934.  
  935. 214
  936. 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,960
  937. What happened?
  938.  
  939. 215
  940. 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:01,201
  941. - What happened was...
  942. - That's... That came out wrong.
  943.  
  944. 216
  945. 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,290
  946. I took a teaching job
  947.  
  948. 217
  949. 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:05,375
  950. at a place where people
  951. don't send their kids to school!
  952.  
  953. 218
  954. 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,434
  955. Mingling with their sworn enemy's spawn?
  956.  
  957. 219
  958. 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,208
  959. Oh, no! We can't have that!
  960.  
  961. 220
  962. 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:13,131
  963. So, now I'm reduced to doing this
  964. so I can get some money
  965.  
  966. 221
  967. 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:17,378
  968. and start fresh
  969. somewhere far, far away from here.
  970.  
  971. 222
  972. 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,666
  973. Are you going to buy something?
  974.  
  975. 223
  976. 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:22,828
  977. Herring's on sale today.
  978.  
  979. 224
  980. 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,750
  981. Ah! There you are.
  982. I wondered where you'd scurried off to!
  983.  
  984. 225
  985. 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,253
  986. Morning, Miss. Alva.
  987.  
  988. 226
  989. 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,583
  990. - Mogens.
  991. - Come on, sport!
  992.  
  993. 227
  994. 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,786
  995. I saved the best for last!
  996.  
  997. 228
  998. 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,003
  999. Home sweet home.
  1000.  
  1001. 229
  1002. 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,213
  1003. Ow! What the...
  1004.  
  1005. 230
  1006. 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,381
  1007. - Mail that, postman!
  1008. - Now wait a minute, that's completely...
  1009.  
  1010. 231
  1011. 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,998
  1012. Go home, you loser!
  1013.  
  1014. 232
  1015. 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,923
  1016. Oh, yeah? Well, if I'm a loser,
  1017. then you're a, uh...
  1018.  
  1019. 233
  1020. 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,790
  1021. You're too far. You're gone.
  1022.  
  1023. 234
  1024. 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,826
  1025. Well, lots of nice, natural light,
  1026.  
  1027. 235
  1028. 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,786
  1029. rustic touches, central air
  1030. and panoramic views.
  1031.  
  1032. 236
  1033. 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,075
  1034. Perfect for animal lovers.
  1035.  
  1036. 237
  1037. 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,923
  1038. - Enjoy.
  1039. - Wait! Wait!
  1040.  
  1041. 238
  1042. 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,710
  1043. This can't be right! I...
  1044.  
  1045. 239
  1046. 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:19,326
  1047. Oh, I get it. Did my father
  1048. put you up to this? Good one.
  1049.  
  1050. 240
  1051. 00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:20,916
  1052. Ha ha. You got me.
  1053.  
  1054. 241
  1055. 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,080
  1056. Okay, well, enough of that.
  1057. Show me where I'm really staying.
  1058.  
  1059. 242
  1060. 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,376
  1061. I'd like a hot bath
  1062. and a look at the dinner menu.
  1063.  
  1064. 243
  1065. 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,250
  1066. Here, let me help you out.
  1067.  
  1068. 244
  1069. 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,753
  1070. You're a postman in Smeerensburg,
  1071.  
  1072. 245
  1073. 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,753
  1074. which is on an island
  1075. cut off from the world,
  1076.  
  1077. 246
  1078. 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,213
  1079. frigid cold, angry, violent neighbors,
  1080.  
  1081. 247
  1082. 00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,751
  1083. and this is home now.
  1084.  
  1085. 248
  1086. 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:42,293
  1087. Are we starting to connect the dots?
  1088.  
  1089. 249
  1090. 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,125
  1091. Aah!
  1092.  
  1093. 250
  1094. 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:47,998
  1095. Ugh.
  1096.  
  1097. 251
  1098. 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,495
  1099. Almost. Hang in there.
  1100.  
  1101. 252
  1102. 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:20,625
  1103. What?
  1104.  
  1105. 253
  1106. 00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,631
  1107. Hmm?
  1108.  
  1109. 254
  1110. 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,708
  1111. Oh.
  1112.  
  1113. 255
  1114. 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,210
  1115. Aah!
  1116.  
  1117. 256
  1118. 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,038
  1119. That's it!
  1120. This place is the worst!
  1121.  
  1122. 257
  1123. 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:51,955
  1124. I'm going home!
  1125.  
  1126. 258
  1127. 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,211
  1128. No! You can't leave, remember?
  1129.  
  1130. 259
  1131. 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,421
  1132. You'll be broke! Out in the streets!
  1133.  
  1134. 260
  1135. 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,420
  1136. But I hate it here!
  1137.  
  1138. 261
  1139. 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,130
  1140. It's so cold and icky!
  1141.  
  1142. 262
  1143. 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,878
  1144. And the people are mean to me.
  1145. And I miss my silk sheets.
  1146.  
  1147. 263
  1148. 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,038
  1149. Shut up! Stop being weak!
  1150.  
  1151. 264
  1152. 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,205
  1153. Focus! How do you get out of here?
  1154.  
  1155. 265
  1156. 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,331
  1157. You need... You need...
  1158.  
  1159. 266
  1160. 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,036
  1161. letters!
  1162.  
  1163. 267
  1164. 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,125
  1165. Ugh.
  1166.  
  1167. 268
  1168. 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,416
  1169. All right. This is a good one.
  1170. I can feel it.
  1171.  
  1172. 269
  1173. 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,880
  1174. Come to Papa, you sweet, sweet little...
  1175.  
  1176. 270
  1177. 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,628
  1178. Oh, come on!
  1179.  
  1180. 271
  1181. 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,128
  1182. Ugh! Pssh!
  1183.  
  1184. 272
  1185. 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,455
  1186. Fine. Go to the source, I guess.
  1187.  
  1188. 273
  1189. 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,171
  1190. Good morning, madame.
  1191.  
  1192. 274
  1193. 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,000
  1194. I'm the postman, obviously.
  1195.  
  1196. 275
  1197. 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,763
  1198. If you have letters you'd like me to send,
  1199.  
  1200. 276
  1201. 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,043
  1202. you could go scurry ahead
  1203. and get them and...
  1204.  
  1205. 277
  1206. 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,420
  1207. Hello! Hi! Hi!
  1208.  
  1209. 278
  1210. 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,101
  1211. If you have your letters on you,
  1212. I'd be glad to take them off your...
  1213.  
  1214. 279
  1215. 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:52,996
  1216. Hmph!
  1217.  
  1218. 280
  1219. 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,173
  1220. Birthday cards? Distant cousin?
  1221.  
  1222. 281
  1223. 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,250
  1224. Deceased notice?
  1225.  
  1226. 282
  1227. 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,541
  1228. Holy mother!
  1229.  
  1230. 283
  1231. 00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:01,892
  1232. Any letters... or packages?
  1233.  
  1234. 284
  1235. 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:02,746
  1236. Any packages?
  1237.  
  1238. 285
  1239. 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,793
  1240. Come on, people!
  1241.  
  1242. 286
  1243. 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,785
  1244. Letters! Letters! I don't have all day!
  1245.  
  1246. 287
  1247. 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:12,916
  1248. Okay, keep low. Don't panic. Don't panic.
  1249.  
  1250. 288
  1251. 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,830
  1252. Oh, I guess that's why
  1253. they call it "snail mail."
  1254.  
  1255. 289
  1256. 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,503
  1257. All right. What's going on here?
  1258. Where are all the letters?
  1259.  
  1260. 290
  1261. 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:23,173
  1262. Oh. Folks around here only have
  1263. one thing to say to one another.
  1264.  
  1265. 291
  1266. 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,173
  1267. Ah.
  1268.  
  1269. 292
  1270. 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,040
  1271. And they're getting their point across
  1272. pretty well without mail.
  1273.  
  1274. 293
  1275. 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,745
  1276. - Wouldn't you say?
  1277. - Wait, wait, wait.
  1278.  
  1279. 294
  1280. 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:33,423
  1281. No letters?
  1282. But how am I supposed to get out of...
  1283.  
  1284. 295
  1285. 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,166
  1286. - What the...
  1287. - Hello?
  1288.  
  1289. 296
  1290. 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,750
  1291. Sir, can I get my drawing back?
  1292.  
  1293. 297
  1294. 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,293
  1295. The wind blew it away.
  1296.  
  1297. 298
  1298. 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,495
  1299. - Please?
  1300. - Not now, kid.
  1301.  
  1302. 299
  1303. 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,583
  1304. Can't you see I'm busy
  1305. trying to figure out how to get...
  1306.  
  1307. 300
  1308. 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,920
  1309. Well, here's a thought.
  1310.  
  1311. 301
  1312. 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,290
  1313. I'm a postman, see?
  1314.  
  1315. 302
  1316. 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:53,455
  1317. So I can't give it to you,
  1318. but I could mail it to you.
  1319.  
  1320. 303
  1321. 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,211
  1322. - How?
  1323. - Couldn't be simpler!
  1324.  
  1325. 304
  1326. 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,831
  1327. I just fold your pretty drawing,
  1328. very beautiful by the way,
  1329.  
  1330. 305
  1331. 00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:00,576
  1332. put it in an envelope like this
  1333.  
  1334. 306
  1335. 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:04,456
  1336. and then all that's left is postage
  1337. so I can put it in the mailbox for you.
  1338.  
  1339. 307
  1340. 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,330
  1341. - Postage?
  1342. - Yep.
  1343.  
  1344. 308
  1345. 00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:09,416
  1346. You just toss a penny over to me
  1347. so I can stamp it,
  1348.  
  1349. 309
  1350. 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,880
  1351. and we're all ready to go.
  1352.  
  1353. 310
  1354. 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,458
  1355. Couldn't you just put it in?
  1356.  
  1357. 311
  1358. 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,291
  1359. Aw. Tsk.
  1360.  
  1361. 312
  1362. 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:19,625
  1363. I really, really would, but I can't.
  1364.  
  1365. 313
  1366. 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,458
  1367. It's not a letter
  1368. if it doesn't have postage.
  1369.  
  1370. 314
  1371. 00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:23,541
  1372. See how it works?
  1373.  
  1374. 315
  1375. 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
  1376. So what do you say?
  1377.  
  1378. 316
  1379. 00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,211
  1380. I get my letter, and you get your drawing.
  1381.  
  1382. 317
  1383. 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,461
  1384. Win-win. You want your drawing, don't you?
  1385.  
  1386. 318
  1387. 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,142
  1388. - Um...
  1389. - If you don't, I'm gonna keep it.
  1390.  
  1391. 319
  1392. 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,456
  1393. - Hmm.
  1394. - I love it.
  1395.  
  1396. 320
  1397. 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,701
  1398. I would keep it if I was you,
  1399.  
  1400. 321
  1401. 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,000
  1402. so I would send this letter
  1403. back to myself if I was you.
  1404.  
  1405. 322
  1406. 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,575
  1407. Oh, hi, Papa!
  1408.  
  1409. 323
  1410. 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:42,576
  1411. This nice man says
  1412. he can mail my drawing back to me!
  1413.  
  1414. 324
  1415. 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,142
  1416. - He's lying. Children are liars.
  1417. - Can you give him a penny?
  1418.  
  1419. 325
  1420. 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,286
  1421. Oh, look at that. Wrong address. Silly me.
  1422.  
  1423. 326
  1424. 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,165
  1425. These aren't...
  1426. You're not the Spendlebergs.
  1427.  
  1428. 327
  1429. 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,250
  1430. I'll see you later.
  1431.  
  1432. 328
  1433. 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,053
  1434. Thank you so much,
  1435. and no need...
  1436.  
  1437. 329
  1438. 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,601
  1439. Aah! The puppies! The puppies!
  1440.  
  1441. 330
  1442. 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,665
  1443. Ah. And that must be the express mail.
  1444.  
  1445. 331
  1446. 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,278
  1447. All right, Smeerensburg.
  1448.  
  1449. 332
  1450. 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,673
  1451. You may have won this round,
  1452.  
  1453. 333
  1454. 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,080
  1455. but if you think I'm giving up,
  1456. think again.
  1457.  
  1458. 334
  1459. 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,626
  1460. I'll have my letters in no time,
  1461.  
  1462. 335
  1463. 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,208
  1464. and then it's bye-bye to you
  1465. and your cold and your loons
  1466.  
  1467. 336
  1468. 00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,767
  1469. and your chickens! That's right! You too!
  1470.  
  1471. 337
  1472. 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,420
  1473. You'll see. I give it a week.
  1474.  
  1475. 338
  1476. 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,080
  1477. Two, tops.
  1478.  
  1479. 339
  1480. 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:40,075
  1481. Is this a bad time?
  1482. I can see you're pretty swamped.
  1483.  
  1484. 340
  1485. 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:44,536
  1486. Don't you have...
  1487.  
  1488. 341
  1489. 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,961
  1490. a job or something?
  1491.  
  1492. 342
  1493. 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,291
  1494. Why, sure I do.
  1495.  
  1496. 343
  1497. 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,575
  1498. I'm here to pick up all the outgoing mail.
  1499.  
  1500. 344
  1501. 00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:52,826
  1502. So, where is it?
  1503.  
  1504. 345
  1505. 00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:55,101
  1506. Now, you're gonna have to help me
  1507. with the heavier bags.
  1508.  
  1509. 346
  1510. 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,165
  1511. Bad back, don't you know.
  1512.  
  1513. 347
  1514. 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,750
  1515. - Man, I hate you.
  1516. - I know.
  1517.  
  1518. 348
  1519. 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,423
  1520. So, uh, where is the mail, anyway?
  1521.  
  1522. 349
  1523. 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,170
  1524. Where do you keep it?
  1525. In a different room now or something?
  1526.  
  1527. 350
  1528. 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,290
  1529. What about if I walk around the room,
  1530.  
  1531. 351
  1532. 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,325
  1533. if I get close to the mail,
  1534. you say "warmer"?
  1535.  
  1536. 352
  1537. 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:15,126
  1538. And if I'm getting
  1539. farther from the mail, you say "colder"?
  1540.  
  1541. 353
  1542. 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,878
  1543. - And then...
  1544. - What's that?
  1545.  
  1546. 354
  1547. 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,208
  1548. What? Oh, the woodsman's cabin?
  1549.  
  1550. 355
  1551. 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,171
  1552. Yeah, does someone live there?
  1553.  
  1554. 356
  1555. 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,130
  1556. Well, sure.
  1557. Yeah, you should definitely drop by.
  1558.  
  1559. 357
  1560. 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,248
  1561. Nice fella. Loves visitors.
  1562.  
  1563. 358
  1564. 00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:56,711
  1565. Hello? I'm in your house
  1566. or... whatever this place is.
  1567.  
  1568. 359
  1569. 00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:57,881
  1570. Anybody here?
  1571.  
  1572. 360
  1573. 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,745
  1574. Ah, come on. Really?
  1575.  
  1576. 361
  1577. 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,920
  1578. Of course. Of course this would happen.
  1579.  
  1580. 362
  1581. 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,751
  1582. Great. I'm gonna kill that boatman.
  1583.  
  1584. 363
  1585. 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
  1586. What?
  1587.  
  1588. 364
  1589. 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,666
  1590. Toys?
  1591.  
  1592. 365
  1593. 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,208
  1594. Ah, here we go.
  1595.  
  1596. 366
  1597. 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:50,883
  1598. Now I can go home with the satisfaction
  1599. of having accomplished absolutely...
  1600.  
  1601. 367
  1602. 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,538
  1603. Aah!
  1604.  
  1605. 368
  1606. 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,423
  1607. Aah!
  1608.  
  1609. 369
  1610. 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,205
  1611. Aah!
  1612.  
  1613. 370
  1614. 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,083
  1615. Yeehaw!
  1616.  
  1617. 371
  1618. 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,128
  1619. That's it! I've had it!
  1620.  
  1621. 372
  1622. 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:20,578
  1623. Better alive in the gutter
  1624. than hacked into pieces!
  1625.  
  1626. 373
  1627. 00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:21,916
  1628. No, thank you!
  1629.  
  1630. 374
  1631. 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
  1632. Yah!
  1633.  
  1634. 375
  1635. 00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:41,921
  1636. Please don't chop me up
  1637. and scatter my parts in the woods!
  1638.  
  1639. 376
  1640. 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,078
  1641. Where's this?
  1642.  
  1643. 377
  1644. 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,376
  1645. What? I don't know. How would I...
  1646.  
  1647. 378
  1648. 00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:52,458
  1649. Wait.
  1650.  
  1651. 379
  1652. 00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:54,125
  1653. I do know.
  1654.  
  1655. 380
  1656. 00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,828
  1657. Keep going down this road,
  1658. and you'll get there.
  1659.  
  1660. 381
  1661. 00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:58,996
  1662. You can't miss it. It...
  1663. Or I can show you.
  1664.  
  1665. 382
  1666. 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,173
  1667. Sure. Yeah, let me just show you.
  1668.  
  1669. 383
  1670. 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,131
  1671. All right.
  1672.  
  1673. 384
  1674. 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,578
  1675. Excuse me. Just... Can I...
  1676.  
  1677. 385
  1678. 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,253
  1679. Here we are.
  1680.  
  1681. 386
  1682. 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,963
  1683. Watch your step getting out of the, uh...
  1684. What's this?
  1685.  
  1686. 387
  1687. 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,705
  1688. You're a postman, aren't you?
  1689.  
  1690. 388
  1691. 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,458
  1692. Oh, you want me to...
  1693.  
  1694. 389
  1695. 00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,291
  1696. No, but I...
  1697.  
  1698. 390
  1699. 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,248
  1700. Sure thing. My pleasure.
  1701.  
  1702. 391
  1703. 00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:32,996
  1704. Nothing I'd love to do more
  1705.  
  1706. 392
  1707. 00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:38,173
  1708. than deliver what I'm fairly certain
  1709. can only be a severed head of some kind.
  1710.  
  1711. 393
  1712. 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:40,142
  1713. I mean, there's no way
  1714. that's not a severed head.
  1715.  
  1716. 394
  1717. 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,876
  1718. It's gotta... I'm holding a head
  1719. in my hand, but hey!
  1720.  
  1721. 395
  1722. 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:46,035
  1723. Come on! Look, I'm...
  1724.  
  1725. 396
  1726. 00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:47,785
  1727. Ah! You're right there!
  1728.  
  1729. 397
  1730. 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:50,665
  1731. So quiet for a disproportionately...
  1732.  
  1733. 398
  1734. 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,580
  1735. I mean, strapping, uh... statuesque.
  1736.  
  1737. 399
  1738. 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:55,536
  1739. You have a kind of, um...
  1740.  
  1741. 400
  1742. 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,710
  1743. What? In there?
  1744.  
  1745. 401
  1746. 00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,081
  1747. You must be kidding.
  1748. No way. Absolutely not.
  1749.  
  1750. 402
  1751. 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,126
  1752. I mean, first of all,
  1753. I'd love to, of course,
  1754.  
  1755. 403
  1756. 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,078
  1757. but, look, too bad about the fence.
  1758.  
  1759. 404
  1760. 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,626
  1761. Rats. Oh, well.
  1762.  
  1763. 405
  1764. 00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:11,108
  1765. What are you gonna do? Are you...
  1766. What's happening right now?
  1767.  
  1768. 406
  1769. 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,080
  1770. Hey, listen, please. Open this!
  1771.  
  1772. 407
  1773. 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,416
  1774. Why are you doing this to me?
  1775.  
  1776. 408
  1777. 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,500
  1778. Oh, no.
  1779.  
  1780. 409
  1781. 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,141
  1782. Okay, you win. What do you want?
  1783. Money? My dad's got plenty of it.
  1784.  
  1785. 410
  1786. 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,142
  1787. You can write him a ransom note.
  1788. You can write, right?
  1789.  
  1790. 411
  1791. 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,926
  1792. Oh, it doesn't matter.
  1793. I'll write it for you.
  1794.  
  1795. 412
  1796. 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,673
  1797. Ah! He'll never know it's me!
  1798. I'll make it sound like it's from you!
  1799.  
  1800. 413
  1801. 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,170
  1802. I'll use monosyllabic words, man!
  1803. Please! Please! Please!
  1804.  
  1805. 414
  1806. 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,170
  1807. Just let me out of here!
  1808. I'm gonna get...
  1809.  
  1810. 415
  1811. 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:40,880
  1812. Why?
  1813.  
  1814. 416
  1815. 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,130
  1816. Ow! Ow!
  1817.  
  1818. 417
  1819. 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,578
  1820. Who's there?
  1821.  
  1822. 418
  1823. 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,423
  1824. Aah!
  1825.  
  1826. 419
  1827. 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,170
  1828. Door, door, door.
  1829.  
  1830. 420
  1831. 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,038
  1832. Locks!
  1833.  
  1834. 421
  1835. 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:04,381
  1836. This has gotta move! Come on! Come on!
  1837.  
  1838. 422
  1839. 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:08,208
  1840. Open up. Open up. Open up! Come on!
  1841.  
  1842. 423
  1843. 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:09,541
  1844. Come on! Come on! Come on!
  1845.  
  1846. 424
  1847. 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,753
  1848. Come on! Come on! Come on!
  1849. Keep it together! Keep it together!
  1850.  
  1851. 425
  1852. 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
  1853. Aah!
  1854.  
  1855. 426
  1856. 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,793
  1857. Where are they, boys?
  1858.  
  1859. 427
  1860. 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,625
  1861. Don't let 'em get away! Come on! Get 'em!
  1862.  
  1863. 428
  1864. 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,828
  1865. Okay.
  1866.  
  1867. 429
  1868. 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,786
  1869. I've done all you've asked. Can I please...
  1870.  
  1871. 430
  1872. 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,375
  1873. Hmm.
  1874.  
  1875. 431
  1876. 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:15,746
  1877. Has he?
  1878.  
  1879. 432
  1880. 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:18,253
  1881. Ah! He's here to finish the job!
  1882.  
  1883. 433
  1884. 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,213
  1885. - Oh, no!
  1886. - Mr. Postman?
  1887.  
  1888. 434
  1889. 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,040
  1890. Are you in there?
  1891.  
  1892. 435
  1893. 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,998
  1894. Go away! Go! Leave! He'll hear you!
  1895.  
  1896. 436
  1897. 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,205
  1898. We'd like to send these letters!
  1899.  
  1900. 437
  1901. 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,291
  1902. What? What did you just say?
  1903.  
  1904. 438
  1905. 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,875
  1906. Our cousin told us
  1907. if we write a letter to Mr. Klaus,
  1908.  
  1909. 439
  1910. 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:40,998
  1911. he'll make us a toy.
  1912.  
  1913. 440
  1914. 00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:43,383
  1915. He also said to bring you a penny each.
  1916.  
  1917. 441
  1918. 00:30:43,458 --> 00:30:46,748
  1919. It's not a letter
  1920. if it doesn't have postage, right?
  1921.  
  1922. 442
  1923. 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,580
  1924. - Psst. Hey. Hey, you.
  1925. - Hmm?
  1926.  
  1927. 443
  1928. 00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:00,666
  1929. You want a toy?
  1930.  
  1931. 444
  1932. 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,960
  1933. Hey! Would you, uh...
  1934.  
  1935. 445
  1936. 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,041
  1937. like a brand-new toy?
  1938.  
  1939. 446
  1940. 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,246
  1941. Just write a letter to Mr. Klaus.
  1942.  
  1943. 447
  1944. 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,170
  1945. And you put it in the envelope,
  1946. write your name on it and bring a penny.
  1947.  
  1948. 448
  1949. 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,330
  1950. Can't forget the penny.
  1951.  
  1952. 449
  1953. 00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:37,671
  1954. These better sound sad. Do they sound sad?
  1955.  
  1956. 450
  1957. 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:39,250
  1958. Okay, good job.
  1959.  
  1960. 451
  1961. 00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,958
  1962. All right. And now...
  1963.  
  1964. 452
  1965. 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:49,705
  1966. <i>for the tricky part.</i>
  1967.  
  1968. 453
  1969. 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,880
  1970. All right. Remember...
  1971.  
  1972. 454
  1973. 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:27,578
  1974. probably not an ax murderer, though...
  1975.  
  1976. 455
  1977. 00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,916
  1978. it still is a possibility,
  1979. but most likely... no.
  1980.  
  1981. 456
  1982. 00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,461
  1983. He's a good guy... deep down.
  1984.  
  1985. 457
  1986. 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:36,416
  1987. Hello.
  1988.  
  1989. 458
  1990. 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:40,130
  1991. Hello.
  1992. Mr... Klaus, I take it?
  1993.  
  1994. 459
  1995. 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:43,458
  1996. You remember me from the nice
  1997. breaking and entering last night?
  1998.  
  1999. 460
  2000. 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,541
  2001. Jesper Johanssen, postman,
  2002.  
  2003. 461
  2004. 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:48,205
  2005. but we never properly...
  2006.  
  2007. 462
  2008. 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:50,081
  2009. Uh...
  2010.  
  2011. 463
  2012. 00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:51,745
  2013. I, uh...
  2014.  
  2015. 464
  2016. 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:56,213
  2017. You see, Mr. Klaus,
  2018. it seems like word got around
  2019.  
  2020. 465
  2021. 00:32:56,291 --> 00:33:00,171
  2022. that the poor children of Smeerensburg
  2023. have started, uh...
  2024.  
  2025. 466
  2026. 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,790
  2027. completely unprompted...
  2028.  
  2029. 467
  2030. 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,375
  2031. writing letters asking you for...
  2032.  
  2033. 468
  2034. 00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,461
  2035. toys.
  2036.  
  2037. 469
  2038. 00:33:08,041 --> 00:33:09,211
  2039. So I figured
  2040.  
  2041. 470
  2042. 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,831
  2043. you have the whole barn filled with toys
  2044.  
  2045. 471
  2046. 00:33:11,916 --> 00:33:14,576
  2047. just sitting there collecting dust, so...
  2048.  
  2049. 472
  2050. 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:21,131
  2051. Oh, God. Okay. This is it. Here it goes.
  2052.  
  2053. 473
  2054. 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:35,456
  2055. Oh, wow.
  2056.  
  2057. 474
  2058. 00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:37,211
  2059. That is...
  2060.  
  2061. 475
  2062. 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,955
  2063. totally normal.
  2064.  
  2065. 476
  2066. 00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,461
  2067. Not a symptom of any mental illness
  2068. or anything.
  2069.  
  2070. 477
  2071. 00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:44,751
  2072. - Go away.
  2073. - Mr. Klaus, sir!
  2074.  
  2075. 478
  2076. 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,923
  2077. Those little children...
  2078.  
  2079. 479
  2080. 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,540
  2081. ...if you donate your old toys to them...
  2082.  
  2083. 480
  2084. 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:52,825
  2085. ...well,
  2086. I'll gladly deliver them for free!
  2087.  
  2088. 481
  2089. 00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:00,495
  2090. Mr. Klaus, wait!
  2091.  
  2092. 482
  2093. 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:03,376
  2094. Please!
  2095.  
  2096. 483
  2097. 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,788
  2098. Think of all the joy you'll bring
  2099. their miserable little lives!
  2100.  
  2101. 484
  2102. 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:08,708
  2103. Look, here.
  2104.  
  2105. 485
  2106. 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,213
  2107. Poor little Herlief.
  2108.  
  2109. 486
  2110. 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:13,211
  2111. He only has sticks and stones
  2112. to play with. So sad.
  2113.  
  2114. 487
  2115. 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:14,711
  2116. And this one,
  2117.  
  2118. 488
  2119. 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:17,001
  2120. little Penny... Patty.
  2121.  
  2122. 489
  2123. 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,003
  2124. Her doll was so old,
  2125.  
  2126. 490
  2127. 00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:21,713
  2128. it crumbled in her arms
  2129. when she came to me.
  2130.  
  2131. 491
  2132. 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:24,541
  2133. And then Kristoff...
  2134. Little, ugly Kristoff.
  2135.  
  2136. 492
  2137. 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,333
  2138. This little...
  2139.  
  2140. 493
  2141. 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:34,628
  2142. Tonight, same time.
  2143.  
  2144. 494
  2145. 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:39,786
  2146. Great! What, "same time"?
  2147. You mean, dead of night?
  2148.  
  2149. 495
  2150. 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:42,165
  2151. - I can just take the toys now.
  2152. - No. I go with you.
  2153.  
  2154. 496
  2155. 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:44,460
  2156. There's no need
  2157. for you to come with me, really.
  2158.  
  2159. 497
  2160. 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,881
  2161. It might be against the law
  2162.  
  2163. 498
  2164. 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,878
  2165. for a noncertified postman
  2166. to ride with me.
  2167.  
  2168. 499
  2169. 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:50,288
  2170. I have to check the rule book.
  2171.  
  2172. 500
  2173. 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:54,285
  2174. Great. Tonight, then. I'll see you then.
  2175. Good talk. Good talk.
  2176.  
  2177. 501
  2178. 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,293
  2179. Whoa! Whoo!
  2180.  
  2181. 502
  2182. 00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:29,631
  2183. Huh?
  2184.  
  2185. 503
  2186. 00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:35,495
  2187. Oh, oh!
  2188.  
  2189. 504
  2190. 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:40,670
  2191. Playing!
  2192.  
  2193. 505
  2194. 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,580
  2195. Playing, I tell you.
  2196.  
  2197. 506
  2198. 00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:43,996
  2199. With an Ellingboe!
  2200.  
  2201. 507
  2202. 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:46,476
  2203. - An Ellingboe, no less!
  2204. - In all my years!
  2205.  
  2206. 508
  2207. 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,500
  2208. - Did you all hear that?
  2209. - Unacceptable.
  2210.  
  2211. 509
  2212. 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,059
  2213. I don't know how it happened.
  2214.  
  2215. 510
  2216. 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,333
  2217. I turned away for one second...
  2218.  
  2219. 511
  2220. 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,000
  2221. And then I saw it.
  2222.  
  2223. 512
  2224. 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,133
  2225. I brought her as soon as I could, sir.
  2226.  
  2227. 513
  2228. 00:35:58,208 --> 00:36:00,458
  2229. - That's just wrong! Wrong, I say!
  2230. - Inconceivable!
  2231.  
  2232. 514
  2233. 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,631
  2234. - What are we going to do?
  2235. - Unthinkable!
  2236.  
  2237. 515
  2238. 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,328
  2239. Hmm. This is bad. Very bad.
  2240.  
  2241. 516
  2242. 00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:08,536
  2243. Worst I've ever seen, really.
  2244. What were you thinking, kid?
  2245.  
  2246. 517
  2247. 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,625
  2248. Don't you know that...
  2249.  
  2250. 518
  2251. 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:12,876
  2252. Krums and Ellingboes don't mix.
  2253.  
  2254. 519
  2255. 00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:15,381
  2256. - But why?
  2257. - "Why?" he asks!
  2258.  
  2259. 520
  2260. 00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:16,976
  2261. - See what I mean?
  2262. - Why?
  2263.  
  2264. 521
  2265. 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,170
  2266. I don't know what to do!
  2267.  
  2268. 522
  2269. 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:21,130
  2270. Please help us, miss! I beg you!
  2271.  
  2272. 523
  2273. 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,420
  2274. Do you know what this is, little boy?
  2275.  
  2276. 524
  2277. 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:36,825
  2278. This is tradition!
  2279.  
  2280. 525
  2281. 00:36:36,916 --> 00:36:42,916
  2282. Centuries of glorious hatred,
  2283. passed down through generations!
  2284.  
  2285. 526
  2286. 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,830
  2287. There was the hundred-day brawl of '45.
  2288.  
  2289. 527
  2290. 00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:47,496
  2291. Which we totally won!
  2292.  
  2293. 528
  2294. 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,503
  2295. The maritime game of chicken.
  2296.  
  2297. 529
  2298. 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:52,293
  2299. The Great Mooning of '86.
  2300.  
  2301. 530
  2302. 00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:56,578
  2303. So, if there's something we know...
  2304.  
  2305. 531
  2306. 00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:59,246
  2307. ...going back as far as we can remember...
  2308.  
  2309. 532
  2310. 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:01,833
  2311. ...it's that a Krum
  2312. despises an Ellingboe...
  2313.  
  2314. 533
  2315. 00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:05,456
  2316. ...and an Ellingboe can't stand a Krum!
  2317.  
  2318. 534
  2319. 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,878
  2320. That is why.
  2321.  
  2322. 535
  2323. 00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:19,958
  2324. Now, I just know you didn't mean to
  2325. disrespect all of that heritage, right?
  2326.  
  2327. 536
  2328. 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:23,131
  2329. - Right.
  2330. - And it won't happen again,
  2331.  
  2332. 537
  2333. 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,538
  2334. will it?
  2335.  
  2336. 538
  2337. 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:27,131
  2338. Of course not.
  2339.  
  2340. 539
  2341. 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:30,916
  2342. Now, tell me all about
  2343. where this pretty thing came from.
  2344.  
  2345. 540
  2346. 00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:36,625
  2347. Ugh.
  2348.  
  2349. 541
  2350. 00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:40,578
  2351. Let me guess.
  2352. Leaving it at the gate not an option?
  2353.  
  2354. 542
  2355. 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:45,333
  2356. You really have a way with words,
  2357. you know?
  2358.  
  2359. 543
  2360. 00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:49,081
  2361. Of course, you don't...
  2362. Of course, don't even answer that...
  2363.  
  2364. 544
  2365. 00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:54,538
  2366. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
  2367.  
  2368. 545
  2369. 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:58,383
  2370. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no!
  2371.  
  2372. 546
  2373. 00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,883
  2374. Stop, stop, stop!
  2375.  
  2376. 547
  2377. 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,538
  2378. Stop! Stop!
  2379.  
  2380. 548
  2381. 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:06,750
  2382. Aah!
  2383.  
  2384. 549
  2385. 00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:39,961
  2386. Whoa! Whoa!
  2387.  
  2388. 550
  2389. 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:43,496
  2390. You rotten vermin!
  2391.  
  2392. 551
  2393. 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,053
  2394. - Me, me, me!
  2395. - Pick me!
  2396.  
  2397. 552
  2398. 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,351
  2399. - Out of the way!
  2400. - Mine first!
  2401.  
  2402. 553
  2403. 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,415
  2404. I want a bicycle!
  2405.  
  2406. 554
  2407. 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,142
  2408. - Tell Mr. Klaus I want a bicycle!
  2409. - Shut up!
  2410.  
  2411. 555
  2412. 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,926
  2413. - Take my letter! Take my letter!
  2414. - Mine! Me!
  2415.  
  2416. 556
  2417. 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,878
  2418. Me first! Me first! A doll!
  2419.  
  2420. 557
  2421. 00:38:56,958 --> 00:39:00,458
  2422. {\an8}-Me! Me! Me!
  2423. - Okay! Okay! Single line! Chop-chop!
  2424.  
  2425. 558
  2426. 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:02,791
  2427. Fall back! All right. Everyone, in line.
  2428.  
  2429. 559
  2430. 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,059
  2431. - There you go.
  2432. - Get out! Move.
  2433.  
  2434. 560
  2435. 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:07,003
  2436. Letter? Good. Letter? Good.
  2437.  
  2438. 561
  2439. 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,213
  2440. Got it. Get out of here.
  2441. Great. Move along.
  2442.  
  2443. 562
  2444. 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:18,378
  2445. - What's wrong with her mouth?
  2446. - She's not from here. She's Saami.
  2447.  
  2448. 563
  2449. 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:26,286
  2450. Right, that's nice. But I see no letter,
  2451. so please come back when you have one.
  2452.  
  2453. 564
  2454. 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:27,375
  2455. Have a nice day.
  2456.  
  2457. 565
  2458. 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:29,418
  2459. Bye-bye. Okay, any other letters?
  2460.  
  2461. 566
  2462. 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,642
  2463. - Here! Here! Here!
  2464. - Me, me, me!
  2465.  
  2466. 567
  2467. 00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:32,416
  2468. Good. The rest, you know the deal.
  2469.  
  2470. 568
  2471. 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,790
  2472. No letter, no toy.
  2473.  
  2474. 569
  2475. 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,825
  2476. But we don't know how to write.
  2477.  
  2478. 570
  2479. 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,205
  2480. Tough luck, kid.
  2481.  
  2482. 571
  2483. 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:41,331
  2484. Wait, you know what you could do?
  2485.  
  2486. 572
  2487. 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,165
  2488. - What are you doing?
  2489. - Aah!
  2490.  
  2491. 573
  2492. 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,630
  2493. Telling children to go to school
  2494. to learn to write?
  2495.  
  2496. 574
  2497. 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:00,578
  2498. What is wrong with you?
  2499.  
  2500. 575
  2501. 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,286
  2502. Yeah, yes. What I meant to do...
  2503.  
  2504. 576
  2505. 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:03,601
  2506. Listen to me, Postman.
  2507.  
  2508. 577
  2509. 00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:06,075
  2510. Whatever you're doing, leave me out of it.
  2511.  
  2512. 578
  2513. 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:08,826
  2514. I have been rotting away here
  2515. for five years,
  2516.  
  2517. 579
  2518. 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,326
  2519. and I am so close to getting out.
  2520.  
  2521. 580
  2522. 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,076
  2523. I am not about to let you mess it all up.
  2524.  
  2525. 581
  2526. 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:13,536
  2527. You got it?
  2528.  
  2529. 582
  2530. 00:40:13,625 --> 00:40:17,035
  2531. These children wasting away
  2532. without a proper education?
  2533.  
  2534. 583
  2535. 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,125
  2536. I mean...
  2537.  
  2538. 584
  2539. 00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:22,881
  2540. Forgive me, I'm kind of a dreamer, but...
  2541. isn't that why we do it?
  2542.  
  2543. 585
  2544. 00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,038
  2545. Hmm? Hmm?
  2546.  
  2547. 586
  2548. 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,955
  2549. Why you became a teacher?
  2550.  
  2551. 587
  2552. 00:40:26,041 --> 00:40:27,671
  2553. So you could make a difference?
  2554.  
  2555. 588
  2556. 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:34,458
  2557. Ah. Young love.
  2558.  
  2559. 589
  2560. 00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:35,671
  2561. Takes me back, you know?
  2562.  
  2563. 590
  2564. 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:39,250
  2565. The intense looks,
  2566. the palpitation of the heart.
  2567.  
  2568. 591
  2569. 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:41,753
  2570. The whimpering
  2571. and the soiling of the pants, no.
  2572.  
  2573. 592
  2574. 00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,293
  2575. I can't relate to so much.
  2576.  
  2577. 593
  2578. 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,830
  2579. So you go to sleep,
  2580. and when you wake up in the morning,
  2581.  
  2582. 594
  2583. 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,706
  2584. the present is right there
  2585. by the fireplace!
  2586.  
  2587. 595
  2588. 00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:54,961
  2589. Yeah, Mr. Klaus is amazing!
  2590.  
  2591. 596
  2592. 00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,081
  2593. - Yeah, he's awesome.
  2594. - Yeah!
  2595.  
  2596. 597
  2597. 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,166
  2598. "Klaus"? "Awesome"?
  2599.  
  2600. 598
  2601. 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,130
  2602. He's huge,
  2603. but he can squeeze down any chimney!
  2604.  
  2605. 599
  2606. 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,878
  2607. - Really? How?
  2608. - I don't know.
  2609.  
  2610. 600
  2611. 00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:04,958
  2612. Magic, I guess.
  2613.  
  2614. 601
  2615. 00:41:05,041 --> 00:41:06,671
  2616. Ow!
  2617.  
  2618. 602
  2619. 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,666
  2620. There.
  2621.  
  2622. 603
  2623. 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,000
  2624. Ugh.
  2625.  
  2626. 604
  2627. 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,003
  2628. If you leave your socks
  2629. hanging on the mantle,
  2630.  
  2631. 605
  2632. 00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:15,383
  2633. Mr. Klaus will fill them with toys!
  2634.  
  2635. 606
  2636. 00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:19,916
  2637. <i>He only comes when you're sleeping.</i>
  2638.  
  2639. 607
  2640. 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,750
  2641. No one has ever seen him.
  2642.  
  2643. 608
  2644. 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,293
  2645. <i>It's like he's invisible or something.</i>
  2646.  
  2647. 609
  2648. 00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:27,381
  2649. Aah!
  2650.  
  2651. 610
  2652. 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:31,826
  2653. <i>Oh, and he likes cookies.</i>
  2654. <i>Don't forget to leave out some cookies.</i>
  2655.  
  2656. 611
  2657. 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,875
  2658. Go home, you loser!
  2659.  
  2660. 612
  2661. 00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:54,208
  2662. Hmm.
  2663.  
  2664. 613
  2665. 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,670
  2666. Who's the loser now, you little brat?
  2667.  
  2668. 614
  2669. 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,710
  2670. Mr. Klaus is the coolest.
  2671.  
  2672. 615
  2673. 00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:04,541
  2674. Hey, have you heard about Klaus?
  2675.  
  2676. 616
  2677. 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,425
  2678. His name is Klaus,
  2679. and he makes the best toys.
  2680.  
  2681. 617
  2682. 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,418
  2683. - Klaus.
  2684. - Klaus.
  2685.  
  2686. 618
  2687. 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,630
  2688. - Klaus.
  2689. - He's awesome.
  2690.  
  2691. 619
  2692. 00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:10,828
  2693. His toys are the best.
  2694.  
  2695. 620
  2696. 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,578
  2697. - What happened?
  2698. - Not a word.
  2699.  
  2700. 621
  2701. 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:28,535
  2702. You just sit there,
  2703. be all magical and awesome.
  2704.  
  2705. 622
  2706. 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,125
  2707. What?
  2708.  
  2709. 623
  2710. 00:42:37,416 --> 00:42:40,076
  2711. Are we going to learn something today?
  2712.  
  2713. 624
  2714. 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:45,825
  2715. Look, if you have to be here,
  2716. at least be quiet.
  2717.  
  2718. 625
  2719. 00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:48,326
  2720. Why don't you go ahead and just,
  2721. I don't know,
  2722.  
  2723. 626
  2724. 00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:50,076
  2725. write vowels or something?
  2726.  
  2727. 627
  2728. 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:51,626
  2729. We don't have notebooks.
  2730.  
  2731. 628
  2732. 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:52,708
  2733. Or pens.
  2734.  
  2735. 629
  2736. 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,392
  2737. All right. Okay, let's make a deal.
  2738.  
  2739. 630
  2740. 00:42:55,416 --> 00:42:58,916
  2741. if I teach you something,
  2742. will you get out of here? Please?
  2743.  
  2744. 631
  2745. 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,210
  2746. Mmm-hmm.
  2747.  
  2748. 632
  2749. 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,876
  2750. There you go.
  2751.  
  2752. 633
  2753. 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:18,130
  2754. Really? That's my name?
  2755.  
  2756. 634
  2757. 00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:20,418
  2758. Yes. Yay, it's your name.
  2759.  
  2760. 635
  2761. 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:21,880
  2762. Wow.
  2763.  
  2764. 636
  2765. 00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:23,536
  2766. Can you teach me more?
  2767.  
  2768. 637
  2769. 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,575
  2770. - Please?
  2771. - Me next!
  2772.  
  2773. 638
  2774. 00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:28,059
  2775. - I want to write my name.
  2776. - Me too. I want to write my name.
  2777.  
  2778. 639
  2779. 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:30,503
  2780. - Pick me!
  2781. - I want to write my name!
  2782.  
  2783. 640
  2784. 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,583
  2785. - Me too! I want to write my name!
  2786. - Teach me!
  2787.  
  2788. 641
  2789. 00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:34,626
  2790. - I want to write my name!
  2791. - Me next!
  2792.  
  2793. 642
  2794. 00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:54,416
  2795. Too heavy.
  2796.  
  2797. 643
  2798. 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:55,745
  2799. Okay, then.
  2800.  
  2801. 644
  2802. 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:58,173
  2803. I can go by myself. You don't have to...
  2804.  
  2805. 645
  2806. 00:43:58,250 --> 00:44:02,630
  2807. I mean, no offense, but someone could use
  2808. a little diet cleanse. What are you doing?
  2809.  
  2810. 646
  2811. 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:06,206
  2812. Less presents, less weight.
  2813.  
  2814. 647
  2815. 00:44:06,291 --> 00:44:07,291
  2816. Less presents?
  2817.  
  2818. 648
  2819. 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:11,293
  2820. But less presents means less letters,
  2821. and less letters means less...
  2822.  
  2823. 649
  2824. 00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:16,625
  2825. more children's dreams being shattered.
  2826.  
  2827. 650
  2828. 00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:20,125
  2829. No. No, no, no, I won't allow it.
  2830.  
  2831. 651
  2832. 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:22,918
  2833. We have a sworn duty for the children.
  2834.  
  2835. 652
  2836. 00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:32,458
  2837. Aah!
  2838.  
  2839. 653
  2840. 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
  2841. Gotcha!
  2842.  
  2843. 654
  2844. 00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,375
  2845. Aah!
  2846.  
  2847. 655
  2848. 00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:51,875
  2849. Hmm.
  2850.  
  2851. 656
  2852. 00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:01,961
  2853. Come here! Come on!
  2854.  
  2855. 657
  2856. 00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:03,831
  2857. Aah! Ow! Ow!
  2858.  
  2859. 658
  2860. 00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:29,248
  2861. Right. I wear them down,
  2862. and you catch them.
  2863.  
  2864. 659
  2865. 00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:31,383
  2866. Good teamwork... Whoa! Whoa!
  2867.  
  2868. 660
  2869. 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:39,745
  2870. - Waah! Whoo!
  2871. - Whoa ho ho!
  2872.  
  2873. 661
  2874. 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:41,173
  2875. - Whoo hoo hoo!
  2876. - Whoa ho ho!
  2877.  
  2878. 662
  2879. 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:44,684
  2880. - That's right.
  2881. - Good call, reindeer.
  2882.  
  2883. 663
  2884. 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:45,538
  2885. This is good teamwork here.
  2886.  
  2887. 664
  2888. 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:47,906
  2889. - We're making good time.
  2890. - Reliable, strong, cooperative.
  2891.  
  2892. 665
  2893. 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,083
  2894. Okay, post office is now officially open.
  2895.  
  2896. 666
  2897. 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,706
  2898. You have your letters, step right in.
  2899.  
  2900. 667
  2901. 00:45:56,791 --> 00:45:58,671
  2902. Thank you. Thank you.
  2903.  
  2904. 668
  2905. 00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:00,460
  2906. Hey, loser!
  2907.  
  2908. 669
  2909. 00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:01,631
  2910. What gives?
  2911.  
  2912. 670
  2913. 00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:05,458
  2914. I sent my letter,
  2915. and all I got was a lousy clump of coal!
  2916.  
  2917. 671
  2918. 00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:06,711
  2919. Well, it serves you right!
  2920.  
  2921. 672
  2922. 00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:09,541
  2923. Devilish little tadpoles like yourself
  2924. don't get toys from Klaus.
  2925.  
  2926. 673
  2927. 00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:13,245
  2928. Oh, yeah? And how would he know
  2929. what I'm up to unless you ratted on me?
  2930.  
  2931. 674
  2932. 00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:16,286
  2933. Oh, I didn't have to.
  2934.  
  2935. 675
  2936. 00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:18,706
  2937. He knows.
  2938.  
  2939. 676
  2940. 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,328
  2941. What do you mean?
  2942.  
  2943. 677
  2944. 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:24,876
  2945. He sees everything, you know.
  2946.  
  2947. 678
  2948. 00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:28,126
  2949. Every mischief, prank and dirty deed.
  2950.  
  2951. 679
  2952. 00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,708
  2953. He keeps a list. The...
  2954.  
  2955. 680
  2956. 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:35,918
  2957. - Naughty List, he calls it.
  2958. - You lie!
  2959.  
  2960. 681
  2961. 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
  2962. Trust me.
  2963.  
  2964. 682
  2965. 00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:39,881
  2966. You do not want to be on the Naughty List.
  2967.  
  2968. 683
  2969. 00:46:42,541 --> 00:46:45,921
  2970. So, you still wanna throw that snowball?
  2971.  
  2972. 684
  2973. 00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:51,076
  2974. I didn't think so.
  2975.  
  2976. 685
  2977. 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,625
  2978. <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
  2979.  
  2980. 686
  2981. 00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:01,788
  2982. <i>♪ Why'd you have to go
  2983. And mess with the postman? ♪</i>
  2984.  
  2985. 687
  2986. 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:06,793
  2987. <i>♪ That's what you get
  2988. When you mess with the postman ♪</i>
  2989.  
  2990. 688
  2991. 00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:11,998
  2992. Only good children get toys?
  2993.  
  2994. 689
  2995. 00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:16,535
  2996. <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus,</i>
  2997.  
  2998. 690
  2999. 00:47:17,541 --> 00:47:20,211
  3000. <i>I shoveled all the yards
  3001. on my street today.</i>
  3002.  
  3003. 691
  3004. 00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:23,543
  3005. <i>- That's good, right?</i>
  3006. - Hi!
  3007.  
  3008. 692
  3009. 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:26,245
  3010. <i>Please don't put me on the Naughty List."</i>
  3011.  
  3012. 693
  3013. 00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:27,963
  3014. <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus,</i>
  3015.  
  3016. 694
  3017. 00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:31,171
  3018. <i>today, me and my brothers
  3019. helped Mom with the chores.</i>
  3020.  
  3021. 695
  3022. 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:36,826
  3023. <i>We'll do this every day
  3024. if you bring us some toys. Honest!"</i>
  3025.  
  3026. 696
  3027. 00:47:36,916 --> 00:47:41,206
  3028. <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus, our neighbor</i>
  3029. <i>was fixing up the hole in the fence today,</i>
  3030.  
  3031. 697
  3032. 00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,133
  3033. <i>and then he fell...</i>
  3034.  
  3035. 698
  3036. 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,538
  3037. - Ow!
  3038. <i>- ...and he hurt his leg.</i>
  3039.  
  3040. 699
  3041. 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:47,325
  3042. <i>- It must've really hurt...</i>
  3043. - Let go of me!
  3044.  
  3045. 700
  3046. 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:50,666
  3047. <i>- ...'cause he would not stop screaming.</i>
  3048. - I'm being attacked by Ellingboes! Help!
  3049.  
  3050. 701
  3051. 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,000
  3052. <i>So we helped him.</i>
  3053.  
  3054. 702
  3055. 00:47:52,083 --> 00:47:55,833
  3056. <i>He said he didn't like it,
  3057. but... deep down, I think he did."</i>
  3058.  
  3059. 703
  3060. 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:57,601
  3061. <i>"That's what I did today.</i>
  3062.  
  3063. 704
  3064. 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:58,745
  3065. <i>And yesterday,</i>
  3066.  
  3067. 705
  3068. 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:02,383
  3069. <i>instead of stealing Mrs. Runa's berries,
  3070. we picked them all up for her."</i>
  3071.  
  3072. 706
  3073. 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:03,668
  3074. Hmm?
  3075.  
  3076. 707
  3077. 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:07,670
  3078. <i>"She came to our house later,
  3079. and she brought Mom lots of berry jam."</i>
  3080.  
  3081. 708
  3082. 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,000
  3083. Hmph.
  3084.  
  3085. 709
  3086. 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,583
  3087. <i>"And then</i>
  3088. <i>Mom brought her a berry pie."</i>
  3089.  
  3090. 710
  3091. 00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:13,226
  3092. - <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus...</i>
  3093. - Hmph.
  3094.  
  3095. 711
  3096. 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,881
  3097. <i>...I've been going to class every day,</i>
  3098.  
  3099. 712
  3100. 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,998
  3101. <i>- and I always do my homework."</i>
  3102. - Oh, Annelisse! Thank you!
  3103.  
  3104. 713
  3105. 00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,038
  3106. Hi, Mr. Postman!
  3107.  
  3108. 714
  3109. 00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:24,825
  3110. <i>"Miss. Alva</i>
  3111. <i>is the best teacher ever!"</i>
  3112.  
  3113. 715
  3114. 00:48:24,916 --> 00:48:28,076
  3115. <i>"Also, I cleaned</i>
  3116. <i>my dad's old clarinet.</i>
  3117.  
  3118. 716
  3119. 00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,956
  3120. <i>I hope I did a good job. He seemed happy.</i>
  3121.  
  3122. 717
  3123. 00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,633
  3124. <i>Could I get a toy please?"</i>
  3125.  
  3126. 718
  3127. 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:43,041
  3128. Huh?
  3129.  
  3130. 719
  3131. 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:45,923
  3132. Huh?
  3133.  
  3134. 720
  3135. 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:56,583
  3136. What?
  3137.  
  3138. 721
  3139. 00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:00,331
  3140. What the...
  3141.  
  3142. 722
  3143. 00:49:16,166 --> 00:49:17,642
  3144. Hey, there, Chief. How're we doin'...
  3145.  
  3146. 723
  3147. 00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:20,126
  3148. - Here! Me!
  3149. - What? How?
  3150.  
  3151. 724
  3152. 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,543
  3153. Whoo! Come on, guys! Let's play!
  3154.  
  3155. 725
  3156. 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:11,833
  3157. I think it's time we send
  3158. that postman... a message.
  3159.  
  3160. 726
  3161. 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,670
  3162. You know what to do, pumpkin.
  3163.  
  3164. 727
  3165. 00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:19,376
  3166. Mine...
  3167.  
  3168. 728
  3169. 00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:23,828
  3170. And the baker now has a sale
  3171. on cakes for Ellingboes,
  3172.  
  3173. 729
  3174. 00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:25,876
  3175. without razor blades in the dough
  3176. or anything.
  3177.  
  3178. 730
  3179. 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:30,288
  3180. Oh, and did you know
  3181. that arson is down 70%?
  3182.  
  3183. 731
  3184. 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:32,915
  3185. It's true. When's the last time
  3186. you saw a house burn down?
  3187.  
  3188. 732
  3189. 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000
  3190. Precisely. And cookouts,
  3191. swap meets, and, uh...
  3192.  
  3193. 733
  3194. 00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:36,963
  3195. yeah, I don't know.
  3196.  
  3197. 734
  3198. 00:50:37,041 --> 00:50:39,001
  3199. It's like everyone's gone mad
  3200. or something.
  3201.  
  3202. 735
  3203. 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,790
  3204. A true selfless act...
  3205.  
  3206. 736
  3207. 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,791
  3208. always sparks another.
  3209.  
  3210. 737
  3211. 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:48,995
  3212. Well, look who's suddenly a chatterbox.
  3213. Tell me,
  3214.  
  3215. 738
  3216. 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:51,883
  3217. what made you squander all those words
  3218. into that nugget of wisdom?
  3219.  
  3220. 739
  3221. 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:54,248
  3222. Oh, just something...
  3223.  
  3224. 740
  3225. 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:56,083
  3226. someone used to say.
  3227.  
  3228. 741
  3229. 00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:57,626
  3230. Well, let me tell you something.
  3231.  
  3232. 742
  3233. 00:50:57,708 --> 00:51:01,378
  3234. I've been around long enough to know
  3235. that everyone is out to get something.
  3236.  
  3237. 743
  3238. 00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:04,668
  3239. Those kids? Those kids are in it
  3240. for the toys. And the grown-ups?
  3241.  
  3242. 744
  3243. 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,830
  3244. Well, I don’t know what they’re after.
  3245.  
  3246. 745
  3247. 00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:09,326
  3248. but it sure is not goodwill
  3249. and peace on Earth.
  3250.  
  3251. 746
  3252. 00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:11,750
  3253. What about you?
  3254.  
  3255. 747
  3256. 00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:14,251
  3257. - What's in it for you?
  3258. - Me?
  3259.  
  3260. 748
  3261. 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:16,503
  3262. Well, you know...
  3263.  
  3264. 749
  3265. 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,383
  3266. It's different. I don't...
  3267.  
  3268. 750
  3269. 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
  3270. Look out!
  3271.  
  3272. 751
  3273. 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:24,955
  3274. - Mine!
  3275. - What?
  3276.  
  3277. 752
  3278. 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,666
  3279. Aah!
  3280.  
  3281. 753
  3282. 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:29,670
  3283. - I can't believe this!
  3284. - Whoa!
  3285.  
  3286. 754
  3287. 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,460
  3288. What are you doing at our ambush?
  3289.  
  3290. 755
  3291. 00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:33,671
  3292. Your ambush? This is our ambush!
  3293.  
  3294. 756
  3295. 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,500
  3296. - Stop, stop, stop!
  3297. - I'm trying!
  3298.  
  3299. 757
  3300. 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:36,833
  3301. Stop! Stop!
  3302.  
  3303. 758
  3304. 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:43,166
  3305. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  3306.  
  3307. 759
  3308. 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,000
  3309. Oh, great! Look what you've done!
  3310.  
  3311. 760
  3312. 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,642
  3313. - What we've done?
  3314. - Leave it to you...
  3315.  
  3316. 761
  3317. 00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:47,876
  3318. Whoa!
  3319.  
  3320. 762
  3321. 00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,083
  3322. Wow.
  3323.  
  3324. 763
  3325. 00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:19,791
  3326. Friends of yours, I take it?
  3327.  
  3328. 764
  3329. 00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:21,875
  3330. Uh...
  3331.  
  3332. 765
  3333. 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:23,751
  3334. They seem nice.
  3335.  
  3336. 766
  3337. 00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:36,003
  3338. You guys are not gonna believe
  3339. what I saw last night!
  3340.  
  3341. 767
  3342. 00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:41,668
  3343. A flying sleigh
  3344. pulled by magical reindeer?
  3345.  
  3346. 768
  3347. 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,000
  3348. Yep.
  3349.  
  3350. 769
  3351. 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:49,753
  3352. Oh, look, it can laugh.
  3353.  
  3354. 770
  3355. 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,173
  3356. - Ho ho ho!
  3357. - Mystery solved.
  3358.  
  3359. 771
  3360. 00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,500
  3361. Ho ho ho!
  3362.  
  3363. 772
  3364. 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:55,673
  3365. Ho ho ho!
  3366.  
  3367. 773
  3368. 00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:58,826
  3369. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Really?
  3370.  
  3371. 774
  3372. 00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:00,246
  3373. - That's how you laugh?
  3374. - Right.
  3375.  
  3376. 775
  3377. 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:01,543
  3378. Let's load up.
  3379.  
  3380. 776
  3381. 00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,955
  3382. Oh, no, no. You don't get off that easy.
  3383.  
  3384. 777
  3385. 00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:05,251
  3386. - Let me hear it again.
  3387. - No.
  3388.  
  3389. 778
  3390. 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:08,633
  3391. Come on.
  3392. Just a snicker or a chuckle.
  3393.  
  3394. 779
  3395. 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:10,434
  3396. - Just a giggle.
  3397. - Keep it up. See what happens.
  3398.  
  3399. 780
  3400. 00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:11,458
  3401. All right. I'll stop.
  3402.  
  3403. 781
  3404. 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:15,540
  3405. Say, have you heard the one about
  3406. the one-legged man who walks into a bar?
  3407.  
  3408. 782
  3409. 00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:34,916
  3410. Say, we're kinda running low on inventory,
  3411. aren't we?
  3412.  
  3413. 783
  3414. 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,080
  3415. Yes, only a couple more trips,
  3416. and that should do it.
  3417.  
  3418. 784
  3419. 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:39,833
  3420. You must be...
  3421.  
  3422. 785
  3423. 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:43,380
  3424. looking forward to no more night shifts.
  3425.  
  3426. 786
  3427. 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:44,958
  3428. - Right?
  3429. - Right.
  3430.  
  3431. 787
  3432. 00:53:45,041 --> 00:53:47,131
  3433. Yeah. Yeah.
  3434.  
  3435. 788
  3436. 00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,041
  3437. Me too.
  3438.  
  3439. 789
  3440. 00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:05,076
  3441. Hello, Postman!
  3442.  
  3443. 790
  3444. 00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,876
  3445. Oh, good, you're back.
  3446.  
  3447. 791
  3448. 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,633
  3449. Yes, yes, yes. That's very nice,
  3450.  
  3451. 792
  3452. 00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:13,748
  3453. but whatever it is you're saying,
  3454. I've got my own problems, you know?
  3455.  
  3456. 793
  3457. 00:54:15,041 --> 00:54:19,381
  3458. I mean, we are out of toys,
  3459. and without toys, there are no letters.
  3460.  
  3461. 794
  3462. 00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:20,578
  3463. And without letters...
  3464.  
  3465. 795
  3466. 00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:22,416
  3467. Ugh! Forget it.
  3468.  
  3469. 796
  3470. 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,793
  3471. I'm running out of time! There, I said it!
  3472.  
  3473. 797
  3474. 00:54:26,875 --> 00:54:29,415
  3475. It's almost Christmas already,
  3476. and I still...
  3477.  
  3478. 798
  3479. 00:54:30,416 --> 00:54:32,786
  3480. Christmas. Christmas.
  3481.  
  3482. 799
  3483. 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:33,995
  3484. That’s it. Wait.
  3485.  
  3486. 800
  3487. 00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:36,383
  3488. We gotta do... I gotta...
  3489.  
  3490. 801
  3491. 00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:41,040
  3492. Can you please get off my porch?
  3493. You're trespassing.
  3494.  
  3495. 802
  3496. 00:54:56,833 --> 00:55:00,793
  3497. I, leader of the proud Krum...
  3498.  
  3499. 803
  3500. 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:02,665
  3501. Get on with it already.
  3502.  
  3503. 804
  3504. 00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,580
  3505. Shut up, you idiot! I'm getting to it!
  3506.  
  3507. 805
  3508. 00:55:06,791 --> 00:55:09,751
  3509. I, leader of the proud...
  3510.  
  3511. 806
  3512. 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,833
  3513. Oh, forget it. The mood is gone.
  3514.  
  3515. 807
  3516. 00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:13,996
  3517. You know why I'm calling this meeting.
  3518.  
  3519. 808
  3520. 00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:15,833
  3521. Yeah, I... Of course I know.
  3522.  
  3523. 809
  3524. 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:16,786
  3525. Uh...
  3526.  
  3527. 810
  3528. 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:19,325
  3529. - Midnight brawl?
  3530. - Look around, Aksel!
  3531.  
  3532. 811
  3533. 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,576
  3534. Where is your clan?
  3535.  
  3536. 812
  3537. 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:25,963
  3538. - Huh.
  3539. - I'll tell you where they are.
  3540.  
  3541. 813
  3542. 00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:30,171
  3543. They're at block parties!
  3544. Hayrides! And cookouts!
  3545.  
  3546. 814
  3547. 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,420
  3548. Brunches! Don't forget about the brunches.
  3549.  
  3550. 815
  3551. 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:36,750
  3552. It was a book club
  3553. that took my poor Sven!
  3554.  
  3555. 816
  3556. 00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:40,133
  3557. You see? The postman
  3558. and that old toy maker
  3559.  
  3560. 817
  3561. 00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:42,578
  3562. are brainwashing everyone!
  3563.  
  3564. 818
  3565. 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:43,746
  3566. What're you saying?
  3567.  
  3568. 819
  3569. 00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:47,713
  3570. I'm saying it's time to join forces
  3571. against a common enemy.
  3572.  
  3573. 820
  3574. 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:53,251
  3575. I'm saying we need a truce.
  3576.  
  3577. 821
  3578. 00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:56,423
  3579. A truce? Have you gone mad?
  3580.  
  3581. 822
  3582. 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,960
  3583. Either we band together
  3584. to take care of this,
  3585.  
  3586. 823
  3587. 00:55:59,041 --> 00:56:00,881
  3588. or it's gonna be all book clubs
  3589.  
  3590. 824
  3591. 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,934
  3592. - and cookouts from here on...
  3593. - And brunches!
  3594.  
  3595. 825
  3596. 00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:06,378
  3597. - Don't forget about the brunches.
  3598. - Yes, that... that too.
  3599.  
  3600. 826
  3601. 00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:11,788
  3602. So, we must join together in peace
  3603. to help stop this peace?
  3604.  
  3605. 827
  3606. 00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:15,165
  3607. Our ancestors demand it.
  3608.  
  3609. 828
  3610. 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,165
  3611. For the Ellingboe bloodline!
  3612.  
  3613. 829
  3614. 00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:22,790
  3615. For the Krums' honor.
  3616.  
  3617. 830
  3618. 00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,421
  3619. The clans are on the warpath...
  3620.  
  3621. 831
  3622. 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:28,788
  3623. together!
  3624.  
  3625. 832
  3626. 00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,996
  3627. Mine! Mine! Mine!
  3628.  
  3629. 833
  3630. 00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:33,833
  3631. Mine! Mine!
  3632.  
  3633. 834
  3634. 00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:35,326
  3635. Mine!
  3636.  
  3637. 835
  3638. 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:41,748
  3639. I...
  3640.  
  3641. 836
  3642. 00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:45,333
  3643. This is gonna take a lot of work.
  3644.  
  3645. 837
  3646. 00:57:47,541 --> 00:57:49,791
  3647. - Surprise!
  3648. - Oh!
  3649.  
  3650. 838
  3651. 00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:50,875
  3652. Jesper?
  3653.  
  3654. 839
  3655. 00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:54,748
  3656. - Wha-what are you...
  3657. - Welcome to your new workshop!
  3658.  
  3659. 840
  3660. 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,753
  3661. - Ta-da!
  3662. - What... What is...
  3663.  
  3664. 841
  3665. 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:58,601
  3666. - It'll all be explained in a minute.
  3667. - Why did you...
  3668.  
  3669. 842
  3670. 00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:00,495
  3671. - I don't want to...
  3672. - Come. Sit, sit, sit.
  3673.  
  3674. 843
  3675. 00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:03,165
  3676. You'll love this. I promise.
  3677.  
  3678. 844
  3679. 00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:05,883
  3680. Christmas!
  3681.  
  3682. 845
  3683. 00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,325
  3684. Christmas? What do you...
  3685.  
  3686. 846
  3687. 00:58:08,416 --> 00:58:12,126
  3688. Think about it! Every child in town
  3689. gets up on Christmas morning
  3690.  
  3691. 847
  3692. 00:58:12,208 --> 00:58:14,078
  3693. and finds a...
  3694.  
  3695. 848
  3696. 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:17,246
  3697. brand-new toy waiting for them
  3698. by the fireplace.
  3699.  
  3700. 849
  3701. 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,880
  3702. We can make the holiday even more magical.
  3703.  
  3704. 850
  3705. 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,708
  3706. Think of the joy. Think of the happiness.
  3707.  
  3708. 851
  3709. 00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:23,171
  3710. Jesper, listen. I don't think...
  3711.  
  3712. 852
  3713. 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,250
  3714. Puh-puh-puh!
  3715.  
  3716. 853
  3717. 00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:26,461
  3718. Let me finish. Let me finish.
  3719.  
  3720. 854
  3721. 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:29,083
  3722. Think of all those
  3723. happy little faces, huh?
  3724.  
  3725. 855
  3726. 00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:30,746
  3727. They're so cute! They're just... Aww!
  3728.  
  3729. 856
  3730. 00:58:30,833 --> 00:58:32,601
  3731. - Aren't they so... Look!
  3732. - Even if we...
  3733.  
  3734. 857
  3735. 00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:34,875
  3736. Where are you gonna get that many toys?
  3737.  
  3738. 858
  3739. 00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:36,375
  3740. You...
  3741.  
  3742. 859
  3743. 00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:37,955
  3744. make new ones!
  3745.  
  3746. 860
  3747. 00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:42,831
  3748. I don't make toys.
  3749.  
  3750. 861
  3751. 00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:45,786
  3752. Not anymore.
  3753.  
  3754. 862
  3755. 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:49,125
  3756. Pfft. You... You have a gift, my friend.
  3757.  
  3758. 863
  3759. 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,248
  3760. Birdhouses are nice and all, but come on!
  3761.  
  3762. 864
  3763. 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:52,713
  3764. Those hands were meant
  3765.  
  3766. 865
  3767. 00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:54,041
  3768. - for making...
  3769. - I said no.
  3770.  
  3771. 866
  3772. 00:58:54,125 --> 00:58:56,915
  3773. Come on! Work with me here.
  3774. Picture the possibilities.
  3775.  
  3776. 867
  3777. 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,580
  3778. Look, woodwork would go here.
  3779.  
  3780. 868
  3781. 00:58:58,666 --> 00:58:59,746
  3782. - No.
  3783. - And here,
  3784.  
  3785. 869
  3786. 00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:01,793
  3787. clockwork with all the gears and the cogs,
  3788.  
  3789. 870
  3790. 00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:03,309
  3791. - for you to tinker with all day.
  3792. - Stop it.
  3793.  
  3794. 871
  3795. 00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:06,463
  3796. And in this corner,
  3797. row after row of shiny tools
  3798.  
  3799. 872
  3800. 00:59:06,541 --> 00:59:08,559
  3801. - of all shapes and sizes.
  3802. - Wait! Don't touch that!
  3803.  
  3804. 873
  3805. 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,503
  3806. - Impeccably organized for you!
  3807. - No!
  3808.  
  3809. 874
  3810. 00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:23,833
  3811. What's this?
  3812.  
  3813. 875
  3814. 00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:27,041
  3815. Get out.
  3816.  
  3817. 876
  3818. 00:59:27,416 --> 00:59:28,876
  3819. Klaus, I'm sorry.
  3820.  
  3821. 877
  3822. 00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,538
  3823. - I, I didn’t mean...
  3824. - Get out!
  3825.  
  3826. 878
  3827. 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,880
  3828. Bad night, huh?
  3829.  
  3830. 879
  3831. 01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:09,881
  3832. Ugh. Well, join the club.
  3833.  
  3834. 880
  3835. 01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,580
  3836. Nah, I don't want to bore you with it.
  3837.  
  3838. 881
  3839. 01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:19,666
  3840. Well, okay.
  3841. It's just been bothering me, you know?
  3842.  
  3843. 882
  3844. 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:23,630
  3845. If I don't get those letters,
  3846. then what am I supposed to do?
  3847.  
  3848. 883
  3849. 01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:25,038
  3850. Stay in this little town forever,
  3851.  
  3852. 884
  3853. 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,785
  3854. hanging out with an old woodsman,
  3855. surrounded by crazy people,
  3856.  
  3857. 885
  3858. 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,535
  3859. and never wanting anything more?
  3860.  
  3861. 886
  3862. 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:35,423
  3863. Back home,
  3864. I've got pretty much everything.
  3865.  
  3866. 887
  3867. 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,500
  3868. But here...
  3869.  
  3870. 888
  3871. 01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:38,748
  3872. I'm just...
  3873.  
  3874. 889
  3875. 01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:41,463
  3876. another irrelevant, pointless...
  3877.  
  3878. 890
  3879. 01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:44,416
  3880. nobody.
  3881.  
  3882. 891
  3883. 01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:49,035
  3884. But Klaus, he doesn't deserve...
  3885.  
  3886. 892
  3887. 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:50,415
  3888. I didn't mean to...
  3889.  
  3890. 893
  3891. 01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:53,575
  3892. Well, now I just feel like a...
  3893. I've behaved like a...
  3894.  
  3895. 894
  3896. 01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:56,708
  3897. Precisely.
  3898.  
  3899. 895
  3900. 01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,790
  3901. Hey. You're a pretty good listener,
  3902. you know?
  3903.  
  3904. 896
  3905. 01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,630
  3906. All right, you win.
  3907.  
  3908. 897
  3909. 01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:09,671
  3910. Let's go. Follow me.
  3911.  
  3912. 898
  3913. 01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:15,503
  3914. Sorry to bother you this late, but,
  3915.  
  3916. 899
  3917. 01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:19,043
  3918. by any chance, would you happen
  3919. to understand... this?
  3920.  
  3921. 900
  3922. 01:01:25,541 --> 01:01:27,751
  3923. Okay. Come in.
  3924.  
  3925. 901
  3926. 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:35,583
  3927. All right. Let's get started.
  3928.  
  3929. 902
  3930. 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:39,003
  3931. Who wants some hot cocoa?
  3932.  
  3933. 903
  3934. 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,880
  3935. Oh, oh, oh!
  3936.  
  3937. 904
  3938. 01:01:43,958 --> 01:01:45,458
  3939. She said she'd like a boat!
  3940.  
  3941. 905
  3942. 01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:47,671
  3943. - Really?
  3944. - No, that can't be right. Scratch that.
  3945.  
  3946. 906
  3947. 01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,956
  3948. - Yes, yes, yes.
  3949. - What?
  3950.  
  3951. 907
  3952. 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:55,171
  3953. What're you talking about?
  3954. Are you talking about me?
  3955.  
  3956. 908
  3957. 01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,246
  3958. <i>♪ All I know is ♪</i>
  3959.  
  3960. 909
  3961. 01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:07,793
  3962. <i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
  3963. A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>
  3964.  
  3965. 910
  3966. 01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:13,705
  3967. <i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
  3968. Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>
  3969.  
  3970. 911
  3971. 01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:16,711
  3972. <i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>
  3973.  
  3974. 912
  3975. 01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,711
  3976. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  3977.  
  3978. 913
  3979. 01:02:18,791 --> 01:02:23,001
  3980. <i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>
  3981.  
  3982. 914
  3983. 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,883
  3984. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  3985.  
  3986. 915
  3987. 01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:31,328
  3988. <i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>
  3989.  
  3990. 916
  3991. 01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:34,746
  3992. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  3993.  
  3994. 917
  3995. 01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:02,625
  3996. Huh?
  3997.  
  3998. 918
  3999. 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,543
  4000. - Klaus, I...
  4001. - Uh.
  4002.  
  4003. 919
  4004. 01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:32,421
  4005. <i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
  4006. A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>
  4007.  
  4008. 920
  4009. 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:39,670
  4010. <i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
  4011. Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>
  4012.  
  4013. 921
  4014. 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:42,170
  4015. <i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>
  4016.  
  4017. 922
  4018. 01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:44,825
  4019. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  4020.  
  4021. 923
  4022. 01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:48,826
  4023. <i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>
  4024.  
  4025. 924
  4026. 01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:50,876
  4027. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  4028.  
  4029. 925
  4030. 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:57,628
  4031. <i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>
  4032.  
  4033. 926
  4034. 01:03:57,708 --> 01:04:01,038
  4035. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  4036.  
  4037. 927
  4038. 01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:35,208
  4039. Oh.
  4040.  
  4041. 928
  4042. 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:47,458
  4043. Whoo-hoo!
  4044.  
  4045. 929
  4046. 01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:48,421
  4047. Yoo-hoo!
  4048.  
  4049. 930
  4050. 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,880
  4051. <i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>
  4052.  
  4053. 931
  4054. 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,748
  4055. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  4056.  
  4057. 932
  4058. 01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:55,753
  4059. <i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>
  4060.  
  4061. 933
  4062. 01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:57,213
  4063. Yoo-hoo!
  4064.  
  4065. 934
  4066. 01:04:57,291 --> 01:04:59,131
  4067. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  4068.  
  4069. 935
  4070. 01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:04,418
  4071. <i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>
  4072.  
  4073. 936
  4074. 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:08,000
  4075. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  4076.  
  4077. 937
  4078. 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:10,043
  4079. Yoo!
  4080.  
  4081. 938
  4082. 01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:13,825
  4083. <i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>
  4084.  
  4085. 939
  4086. 01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:23,540
  4087. Looks like someone
  4088. might need help mailing letters.
  4089.  
  4090. 940
  4091. 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:24,625
  4092. Yeah.
  4093.  
  4094. 941
  4095. 01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:26,580
  4096. - Who?
  4097. - I, I...
  4098.  
  4099. 942
  4100. 01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:27,666
  4101. I mean...
  4102.  
  4103. 943
  4104. 01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:31,075
  4105. How have we never defeated you?
  4106.  
  4107. 944
  4108. 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:33,923
  4109. Yeah, then...
  4110.  
  4111. 945
  4112. 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,420
  4113. when she got on the sled,
  4114. I thought, "Oh, no! We made it too small."
  4115.  
  4116. 946
  4117. 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,920
  4118. But no! It was just right for her size.
  4119.  
  4120. 947
  4121. 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,580
  4122. And she loved it, right?
  4123.  
  4124. 948
  4125. 01:05:41,666 --> 01:05:43,576
  4126. I think she did.
  4127. Do you think she loved it?
  4128.  
  4129. 949
  4130. 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:45,963
  4131. - I do.
  4132. - Yeah.
  4133.  
  4134. 950
  4135. 01:05:46,041 --> 01:05:48,131
  4136. Me too. Me too. Yeah, she loved it.
  4137.  
  4138. 951
  4139. 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:55,290
  4140. You know, I remember the day I first had
  4141. that very same smile on my face.
  4142.  
  4143. 952
  4144. 01:05:55,375 --> 01:06:00,165
  4145. What? What smile? I wasn't smiling.
  4146. I was squinting. From the sun.
  4147.  
  4148. 953
  4149. 01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,330
  4150. Right.
  4151.  
  4152. 954
  4153. 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,963
  4154. I didn't want to admit it at first either.
  4155.  
  4156. 955
  4157. 01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:06,416
  4158. She used to tease me about it.
  4159.  
  4160. 956
  4161. 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,500
  4162. "She"?
  4163.  
  4164. 957
  4165. 01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:09,881
  4166. My Lydia.
  4167.  
  4168. 958
  4169. 01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:14,626
  4170. I remember when I found
  4171. this spot in the woods that she loved.
  4172.  
  4173. 959
  4174. 01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:18,131
  4175. And I built us a house right here.
  4176.  
  4177. 960
  4178. 01:06:20,125 --> 01:06:21,125
  4179. Away from it all.
  4180.  
  4181. 961
  4182. 01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:25,208
  4183. But it wasn't gonna be
  4184. the two of us for long.
  4185.  
  4186. 962
  4187. 01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:30,958
  4188. <i>We wanted children.</i>
  4189.  
  4190. 963
  4191. 01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:33,708
  4192. <i>Lots of them.</i>
  4193.  
  4194. 964
  4195. 01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,626
  4196. <i>Running around, laughing,
  4197. getting in trouble.</i>
  4198.  
  4199. 965
  4200. 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,878
  4201. While we waited,
  4202.  
  4203. 966
  4204. 01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:46,128
  4205. I started making toys for them.
  4206.  
  4207. 967
  4208. 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:51,128
  4209. And we waited,
  4210. and I kept making toys and more toys.
  4211.  
  4212. 968
  4213. 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,055
  4214. Oh! Here's another one. What do you think?
  4215.  
  4216. 969
  4217. 01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:55,495
  4218. And we kept waiting,
  4219.  
  4220. 970
  4221. 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:58,713
  4222. but they never came...
  4223.  
  4224. 971
  4225. 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:02,666
  4226. And then...
  4227.  
  4228. 972
  4229. 01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:07,253
  4230. she got sick.
  4231.  
  4232. 973
  4233. 01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:15,418
  4234. Even now... sometimes...
  4235.  
  4236. 974
  4237. 01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:19,285
  4238. it almost feels like she's still...
  4239.  
  4240. 975
  4241. 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:28,881
  4242. After... After she was gone,
  4243.  
  4244. 976
  4245. 01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:32,285
  4246. I... I guess I got lost.
  4247.  
  4248. 977
  4249. 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:38,628
  4250. She loved birds,
  4251. so I just kept making birdhouses.
  4252.  
  4253. 978
  4254. 01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:41,708
  4255. But then...
  4256.  
  4257. 979
  4258. 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:43,918
  4259. Then you showed up.
  4260.  
  4261. 980
  4262. 01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:49,173
  4263. Delivering these toys,
  4264. seeing the joy they bring to children,
  4265.  
  4266. 981
  4267. 01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:51,671
  4268. I thought I'd never feel this again.
  4269.  
  4270. 982
  4271. 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:55,331
  4272. And I have you to thank for it, my friend.
  4273.  
  4274. 983
  4275. 01:07:55,916 --> 01:07:57,916
  4276. So... thank you.
  4277.  
  4278. 984
  4279. 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:00,500
  4280. Of course.
  4281.  
  4282. 985
  4283. 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,210
  4284. - Hey, you know what? We're doing it!
  4285. - What?
  4286.  
  4287. 986
  4288. 01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:06,461
  4289. - Doing what?
  4290. - The Christmas thing!
  4291.  
  4292. 987
  4293. 01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:08,251
  4294. We're making all those toys!
  4295.  
  4296. 988
  4297. 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:10,053
  4298. - That's what she would've wanted.
  4299. - Really?
  4300.  
  4301. 989
  4302. 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:12,785
  4303. Yeah, really!
  4304. And with a whole year of planning,
  4305.  
  4306. 990
  4307. 01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:15,415
  4308. - we can expand to more villages next year.
  4309. - Next year?
  4310.  
  4311. 991
  4312. 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,351
  4313. - And more the year after that!
  4314. - But I won't...
  4315.  
  4316. 992
  4317. 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:19,142
  4318. I mean, who knows
  4319. what's gonna happen next year?
  4320.  
  4321. 993
  4322. 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,206
  4323. I might not even...
  4324.  
  4325. 994
  4326. 01:08:20,291 --> 01:08:23,751
  4327. What're you going on about?
  4328. Let's go! No time to lose!
  4329.  
  4330. 995
  4331. 01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:26,876
  4332. I might not even be here.
  4333.  
  4334. 996
  4335. 01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:39,825
  4336. <i>♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪</i>
  4337.  
  4338. 997
  4339. 01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:43,576
  4340. <i>♪ Once I caught a fish alive ♪</i>
  4341.  
  4342. 998
  4343. 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,956
  4344. <i>♪ Six, seven, eight, nine, ten ♪</i>
  4345.  
  4346. 999
  4347. 01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:50,498
  4348. <i>♪ Then I let it go again ♪</i>
  4349.  
  4350. 1000
  4351. 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,170
  4352. <i>♪ Why did you let it go? ♪</i>
  4353.  
  4354. 1001
  4355. 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:57,170
  4356. <i>♪ Because it bit my finger so! ♪</i>
  4357.  
  4358. 1002
  4359. 01:08:57,250 --> 01:09:00,250
  4360. <i>♪ Which finger did it bite? ♪</i>
  4361.  
  4362. 1003
  4363. 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:03,293
  4364. <i>♪ This little finger on my right! ♪</i>
  4365.  
  4366. 1004
  4367. 01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:04,955
  4368. - Good job!
  4369. - Yay!
  4370.  
  4371. 1005
  4372. 01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:06,791
  4373. All right, that's it for today.
  4374.  
  4375. 1006
  4376. 01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:08,285
  4377. And, um... homework!
  4378.  
  4379. 1007
  4380. 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:10,495
  4381. Oh! Uh... I forgot about homework.
  4382.  
  4383. 1008
  4384. 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,101
  4385. You know what? No homework.
  4386.  
  4387. 1009
  4388. 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:13,745
  4389. Am I the best teacher ever or what?
  4390.  
  4391. 1010
  4392. 01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:14,833
  4393. What...
  4394.  
  4395. 1011
  4396. 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:16,535
  4397. - happened here?
  4398. - Oh.
  4399.  
  4400. 1012
  4401. 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:20,080
  4402. Yeah, I thought
  4403. I would give the place an update.
  4404.  
  4405. 1013
  4406. 01:09:20,166 --> 01:09:22,666
  4407. Everybody knows rotting fish is so over.
  4408.  
  4409. 1014
  4410. 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,380
  4411. How did you pay for this?
  4412.  
  4413. 1015
  4414. 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,668
  4415. Hmm?
  4416.  
  4417. 1016
  4418. 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:29,080
  4419. - Your savings?
  4420. - Well, not all of it.
  4421.  
  4422. 1017
  4423. 01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:31,246
  4424. Actually, yeah, all of it.
  4425. But check it out.
  4426.  
  4427. 1018
  4428. 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,493
  4429. I think it looks pretty good.
  4430.  
  4431. 1019
  4432. 01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:35,671
  4433. What about starting
  4434. far, far away from here?
  4435.  
  4436. 1020
  4437. 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:36,750
  4438. Where's that Alva?
  4439.  
  4440. 1021
  4441. 01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:38,751
  4442. Someone would have to be pretty stupid
  4443.  
  4444. 1022
  4445. 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,476
  4446. to want to leave this place now.
  4447.  
  4448. 1023
  4449. 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,790
  4450. Don't you think?
  4451.  
  4452. 1024
  4453. 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,080
  4454. I... guess.
  4455.  
  4456. 1025
  4457. 01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:47,286
  4458. You guess? Oh, wow.
  4459.  
  4460. 1026
  4461. 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,745
  4462. You have no idea what you've done, do you?
  4463.  
  4464. 1027
  4465. 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:52,080
  4466. Ugh. Come on. I'll show you.
  4467.  
  4468. 1028
  4469. 01:09:58,333 --> 01:10:00,213
  4470. Now, would you take a look at that?
  4471.  
  4472. 1029
  4473. 01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:10,958
  4474. <i>♪ Silent night ♪</i>
  4475.  
  4476. 1030
  4477. 01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:14,921
  4478. <i>♪ Holy night ♪</i>
  4479.  
  4480. 1031
  4481. 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,210
  4482. Merry Christmas, Miss. Alva!
  4483.  
  4484. 1032
  4485. 01:10:19,291 --> 01:10:20,601
  4486. - Merry Christmas, Mr. Postman!
  4487. - Merry Christmas.
  4488.  
  4489. 1033
  4490. 01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:21,955
  4491. Good evening, Postman Johanssen.
  4492.  
  4493. 1034
  4494. 01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:23,711
  4495. - Hello.
  4496. - Miss. Alva.
  4497.  
  4498. 1035
  4499. 01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:38,630
  4500. Not quite the same place,
  4501. is it?
  4502.  
  4503. 1036
  4504. 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,500
  4505. Hey.
  4506.  
  4507. 1037
  4508. 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,331
  4509. What're you doing here?
  4510.  
  4511. 1038
  4512. 01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:05,830
  4513. A true act of goodwill, huh?
  4514.  
  4515. 1039
  4516. 01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:07,626
  4517. Always sparks another.
  4518.  
  4519. 1040
  4520. 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:09,208
  4521. Never fails.
  4522.  
  4523. 1041
  4524. 01:11:09,916 --> 01:11:12,826
  4525. Remember, put the letter in the envelope.
  4526.  
  4527. 1042
  4528. 01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:15,226
  4529. - And pass it down the line.
  4530. - Come on! It doesn't have to rhyme.
  4531.  
  4532. 1043
  4533. 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:17,476
  4534. - That's right, keep at it.
  4535. - Keep it short and sweet!
  4536.  
  4537. 1044
  4538. 01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:19,170
  4539. No extra points for good spelling.
  4540.  
  4541. 1045
  4542. 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,809
  4543. - Oh, you're doing so great, pumpkin.
  4544. - Let's go! One letter!
  4545.  
  4546. 1046
  4547. 01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:24,473
  4548. Come on,
  4549. it doesn't have to be Shakespeare, people.
  4550.  
  4551. 1047
  4552. 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:30,665
  4553. Whoa!
  4554.  
  4555. 1048
  4556. 01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:32,880
  4557. Steady, ol' girl! Easy does it.
  4558.  
  4559. 1049
  4560. 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,791
  4561. Oh, wow!
  4562.  
  4563. 1050
  4564. 01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:45,038
  4565. Uh-huh. Smooth lines. Good. Nice work.
  4566.  
  4567. 1051
  4568. 01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:47,750
  4569. Hello!
  4570.  
  4571. 1052
  4572. 01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:49,541
  4573. Hi.
  4574.  
  4575. 1053
  4576. 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,995
  4577. What am I supposed to do, huh?
  4578.  
  4579. 1054
  4580. 01:11:57,083 --> 01:11:59,043
  4581. <i>Stay forever in this little town?</i>
  4582.  
  4583. 1055
  4584. 01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:04,628
  4585. <i>Hanging out with an old woodsman?</i>
  4586.  
  4587. 1056
  4588. 01:12:10,791 --> 01:12:12,331
  4589. <i>Surrounded by crazy people?</i>
  4590.  
  4591. 1057
  4592. 01:12:37,166 --> 01:12:38,826
  4593. <i>Never wanting anything more?</i>
  4594.  
  4595. 1058
  4596. 01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:55,576
  4597. Okay, are you gonna do that part or...
  4598.  
  4599. 1059
  4600. 01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:57,206
  4601. How about you finish these and...
  4602.  
  4603. 1060
  4604. 01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:58,291
  4605. Whoa!
  4606.  
  4607. 1061
  4608. 01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:09,171
  4609. They insisted,
  4610. and I didn't want to be rude.
  4611.  
  4612. 1062
  4613. 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:11,500
  4614. I don't know... What do you...
  4615. Pfft. It's a lot of red.
  4616.  
  4617. 1063
  4618. 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:12,923
  4619. What do you... Is it too much?
  4620.  
  4621. 1064
  4622. 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,420
  4623. No.
  4624.  
  4625. 1065
  4626. 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:17,210
  4627. We'll just blindfold the reindeer
  4628. so they don't get dizzy.
  4629.  
  4630. 1066
  4631. 01:13:17,291 --> 01:13:18,517
  4632. - That's all. I'm kidding.
  4633. - Aw...
  4634.  
  4635. 1067
  4636. 01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:19,541
  4637. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
  4638.  
  4639. 1068
  4640. 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:22,003
  4641. It looks great. It looks good.
  4642. It's nice. It's...
  4643.  
  4644. 1069
  4645. 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:23,293
  4646. Hello, Jesper.
  4647.  
  4648. 1070
  4649. 01:13:23,375 --> 01:13:24,785
  4650. Dad? What?
  4651.  
  4652. 1071
  4653. 01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:27,915
  4654. Sorry.
  4655. Let's, um... Let's talk outside.
  4656.  
  4657. 1072
  4658. 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,460
  4659. It's a little cramped in here.
  4660.  
  4661. 1073
  4662. 01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:33,495
  4663. Dad, what're you doing here?
  4664.  
  4665. 1074
  4666. 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,753
  4667. Time isn't up yet.
  4668. I've still got a few days until...
  4669.  
  4670. 1075
  4671. 01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:38,503
  4672. Fourteen thousand letters
  4673. out of Smeerensburg?
  4674.  
  4675. 1076
  4676. 01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:40,923
  4677. Well, I had to come and see it for myself.
  4678.  
  4679. 1077
  4680. 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,710
  4681. Dad, you can't just show up and...
  4682.  
  4683. 1078
  4684. 01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:44,581
  4685. Wait, what? 14,000?
  4686.  
  4687. 1079
  4688. 01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:47,126
  4689. - That's not right. It...
  4690. - Oh, but it is.
  4691.  
  4692. 1080
  4693. 01:13:47,208 --> 01:13:49,328
  4694. Don't be so modest.
  4695.  
  4696. 1081
  4697. 01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:50,456
  4698. What're they doing here?
  4699.  
  4700. 1082
  4701. 01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:53,251
  4702. They were the ones who alerted me
  4703. to what you've accomplished here.
  4704.  
  4705. 1083
  4706. 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,543
  4707. We couldn't let such a feat go unrewarded.
  4708.  
  4709. 1084
  4710. 01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:58,165
  4711. Listen, whatever they told you...
  4712.  
  4713. 1085
  4714. 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,000
  4715. Well, then, ready to go?
  4716.  
  4717. 1086
  4718. 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:01,463
  4719. Go? Where?
  4720.  
  4721. 1087
  4722. 01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:03,791
  4723. Home, of course.
  4724.  
  4725. 1088
  4726. 01:14:03,875 --> 01:14:07,125
  4727. A deal's a deal. The ordeal is over.
  4728.  
  4729. 1089
  4730. 01:14:08,125 --> 01:14:09,125
  4731. Home?
  4732.  
  4733. 1090
  4734. 01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:12,328
  4735. With the personal butler
  4736. and the breakfast in bed and...
  4737.  
  4738. 1091
  4739. 01:14:13,166 --> 01:14:14,246
  4740. my silk sheets?
  4741.  
  4742. 1092
  4743. 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,543
  4744. No one deserves it more.
  4745.  
  4746. 1093
  4747. 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:20,285
  4748. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Klaus?
  4749.  
  4750. 1094
  4751. 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:25,496
  4752. Oh, he was unbelievable!
  4753.  
  4754. 1095
  4755. 01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:29,133
  4756. Encouraging children to write letters
  4757. and go to school!
  4758.  
  4759. 1096
  4760. 01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:32,288
  4761. Convincing the locals
  4762. to donate their labor to...
  4763.  
  4764. 1097
  4765. 01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,665
  4766. such a worthy cause.
  4767.  
  4768. 1098
  4769. 01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:36,333
  4770. Indeed.
  4771.  
  4772. 1099
  4773. 01:14:37,041 --> 01:14:38,751
  4774. Well, shall we then?
  4775.  
  4776. 1100
  4777. 01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:43,461
  4778. Perhaps a minute to say your goodbyes,
  4779. of course.
  4780.  
  4781. 1101
  4782. 01:14:47,041 --> 01:14:48,831
  4783. Please, I can explain.
  4784.  
  4785. 1102
  4786. 01:14:48,916 --> 01:14:50,916
  4787. - I was...
  4788. - Oh, it's very clear.
  4789.  
  4790. 1103
  4791. 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,250
  4792. You just duped everyone
  4793.  
  4794. 1104
  4795. 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,633
  4796. so you could get back to your
  4797. puffed-up life back in the big town.
  4798.  
  4799. 1105
  4800. 01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:56,578
  4801. Something like that?
  4802.  
  4803. 1106
  4804. 01:14:56,666 --> 01:15:01,576
  4805. No! No. Well, at first maybe, yes,
  4806. but, Alva, please come...
  4807.  
  4808. 1107
  4809. 01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:02,666
  4810. Alva, please come back.
  4811.  
  4812. 1108
  4813. 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:06,630
  4814. If I, I didn’t get the letters,
  4815. I’d be cut off, but things changed!
  4816.  
  4817. 1109
  4818. 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:09,830
  4819. Jesper!
  4820.  
  4821. 1110
  4822. 01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:12,286
  4823. - Jesper!
  4824. - Márgu...
  4825.  
  4826. 1111
  4827. 01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:16,293
  4828. Klaus, just listen. I...
  4829.  
  4830. 1112
  4831. 01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:18,575
  4832. Everybody's out to get something, right?
  4833.  
  4834. 1113
  4835. 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,041
  4836. I thought...
  4837.  
  4838. 1114
  4839. 01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:44,713
  4840. well, a bit of hardship
  4841. might help straighten you out,
  4842.  
  4843. 1115
  4844. 01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:46,711
  4845. but even I must admit that...
  4846.  
  4847. 1116
  4848. 01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:50,331
  4849. Well, let's just say that there's
  4850. certainly a bright future
  4851.  
  4852. 1117
  4853. 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:53,746
  4854. for the man who brought postal service
  4855. to Smeerensburg, that's for sure.
  4856.  
  4857. 1118
  4858. 01:15:53,833 --> 01:15:57,083
  4859. And speaking of the future,
  4860. I look forward to discussing...
  4861.  
  4862. 1119
  4863. 01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:04,131
  4864. One down, one to go.
  4865.  
  4866. 1120
  4867. 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,420
  4868. If you ask me "who" right now, I swear!
  4869.  
  4870. 1121
  4871. 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:29,331
  4872. Well, now, finally leaving, aren't we?
  4873.  
  4874. 1122
  4875. 01:16:29,416 --> 01:16:31,496
  4876. I... uh...
  4877.  
  4878. 1123
  4879. 01:16:32,166 --> 01:16:33,246
  4880. Anchors away, Captain.
  4881.  
  4882. 1124
  4883. 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:35,963
  4884. - We're sailing off at once.
  4885. - Well, that's a first.
  4886.  
  4887. 1125
  4888. 01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:36,961
  4889. I beg your pardon?
  4890.  
  4891. 1126
  4892. 01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:39,671
  4893. Never saw a postman
  4894. looking more miserable leaving
  4895.  
  4896. 1127
  4897. 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,290
  4898. than on the day they came in.
  4899.  
  4900. 1128
  4901. 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:45,080
  4902. Oh, well. Best leave it alone, I say.
  4903.  
  4904. 1129
  4905. 01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:47,246
  4906. I'm sure it's nothing that could fester
  4907.  
  4908. 1130
  4909. 01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:50,213
  4910. and eventually become
  4911. a source of resentment and regret.
  4912.  
  4913. 1131
  4914. 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,383
  4915. Jesper!
  4916.  
  4917. 1132
  4918. 01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:33,786
  4919. Jesper.
  4920.  
  4921. 1133
  4922. 01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:39,208
  4923. Cheer up, little one.
  4924.  
  4925. 1134
  4926. 01:17:41,625 --> 01:17:43,375
  4927. I think I may have missed my boat.
  4928.  
  4929. 1135
  4930. 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,575
  4931. Jesper!
  4932.  
  4933. 1136
  4934. 01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:51,626
  4935. So I told him.
  4936. I told him everything.
  4937.  
  4938. 1137
  4939. 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:54,666
  4940. And then he turned to me, and he said...
  4941.  
  4942. 1138
  4943. 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:56,710
  4944. ...he'd never been
  4945. more proud of me.
  4946.  
  4947. 1139
  4948. 01:17:57,208 --> 01:17:59,828
  4949. And he hugged me. Can you believe that?
  4950.  
  4951. 1140
  4952. 01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:01,126
  4953. I thought he'd be mad.
  4954.  
  4955. 1141
  4956. 01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:05,503
  4957. Well, yeah, sure. I'll miss it.
  4958.  
  4959. 1142
  4960. 01:18:05,583 --> 01:18:09,923
  4961. The big house, the having my every whim
  4962. tended to, the silk sheets.
  4963.  
  4964. 1143
  4965. 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,750
  4966. Oh, God, the silk sheets!
  4967. Can we change the subject?
  4968.  
  4969. 1144
  4970. 01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:17,668
  4971. Anyways, anybody can get off a boat.
  4972.  
  4973. 1145
  4974. 01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:20,750
  4975. The real trick is gonna be
  4976. convincing Klaus and Alva to give me an...
  4977.  
  4978. 1146
  4979. 01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,583
  4980. What? What's that?
  4981.  
  4982. 1147
  4983. 01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:25,875
  4984. It's the clans!
  4985.  
  4986. 1148
  4987. 01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:28,963
  4988. Klaus!
  4989.  
  4990. 1149
  4991. 01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:38,875
  4992. Slowly.
  4993.  
  4994. 1150
  4995. 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,788
  4996. Slowly. Slowly.
  4997.  
  4998. 1151
  4999. 01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:42,955
  5000. A little bit...
  5001.  
  5002. 1152
  5003. 01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:49,461
  5004. Well, well.
  5005.  
  5006. 1153
  5007. 01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:51,875
  5008. Isn't this convenient?
  5009.  
  5010. 1154
  5011. 01:18:54,041 --> 01:18:55,291
  5012. What're you doing here?
  5013.  
  5014. 1155
  5015. 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,495
  5016. Why, we were just thinking,
  5017.  
  5018. 1156
  5019. 01:18:57,583 --> 01:19:01,253
  5020. "Don't our children
  5021. also deserve a present?"
  5022.  
  5023. 1157
  5024. 01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:02,583
  5025. And lookie here!
  5026.  
  5027. 1158
  5028. 01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:05,036
  5029. You've already got her favorite thing
  5030. in the world.
  5031.  
  5032. 1159
  5033. 01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:07,375
  5034. A nice, big piñata!
  5035.  
  5036. 1160
  5037. 01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,628
  5038. Hey, you put...
  5039.  
  5040. 1161
  5041. 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,748
  5042. ...one hand on those toys and I swear I...
  5043.  
  5044. 1162
  5045. 01:19:11,833 --> 01:19:13,253
  5046. Stand back. All right.
  5047.  
  5048. 1163
  5049. 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,333
  5050. Do what you will with the toys.
  5051.  
  5052. 1164
  5053. 01:19:15,416 --> 01:19:16,876
  5054. But no one gets hurt.
  5055.  
  5056. 1165
  5057. 01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:19,208
  5058. Suits us just fine.
  5059.  
  5060. 1166
  5061. 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:23,960
  5062. How long until children
  5063. go back to the old ways
  5064.  
  5065. 1167
  5066. 01:19:24,041 --> 01:19:26,831
  5067. once there are no toys to bribe them with?
  5068.  
  5069. 1168
  5070. 01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:29,956
  5071. How long until they
  5072. turn against each other?
  5073.  
  5074. 1169
  5075. 01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:35,461
  5076. And how long until the grown-ups follow?
  5077.  
  5078. 1170
  5079. 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,130
  5080. Jesper?
  5081.  
  5082. 1171
  5083. 01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:48,288
  5084. The postman!
  5085.  
  5086. 1172
  5087. 01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:54,248
  5088. Ha! Eat our snow, you...
  5089.  
  5090. 1173
  5091. 01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,876
  5092. They're not attached.
  5093. Why aren't they attached?
  5094.  
  5095. 1174
  5096. 01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,017
  5097. I thought they were attached.
  5098.  
  5099. 1175
  5100. 01:19:58,041 --> 01:20:01,081
  5101. I would never, in a million years,
  5102. have done what I just did
  5103.  
  5104. 1176
  5105. 01:20:01,166 --> 01:20:02,601
  5106. if I didn't think these were attached.
  5107.  
  5108. 1177
  5109. 01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:03,665
  5110. After them!
  5111.  
  5112. 1178
  5113. 01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:07,250
  5114. Who leaves a sleigh
  5115. unattached like... Aah!
  5116.  
  5117. 1179
  5118. 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,543
  5119. Destroy those toys!
  5120.  
  5121. 1180
  5122. 01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:10,875
  5123. - Stop them at any cost!
  5124. - Mine!
  5125.  
  5126. 1181
  5127. 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,578
  5128. Mine! Mine!
  5129.  
  5130. 1182
  5131. 01:20:14,083 --> 01:20:15,333
  5132. Mine!
  5133.  
  5134. 1183
  5135. 01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:19,793
  5136. Mine...
  5137.  
  5138. 1184
  5139. 01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:23,576
  5140. Mine!
  5141.  
  5142. 1185
  5143. 01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:32,538
  5144. I could really use a hand here.
  5145.  
  5146. 1186
  5147. 01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:35,205
  5148. "Use." Interesting choice of word.
  5149.  
  5150. 1187
  5151. 01:20:35,291 --> 01:20:37,711
  5152. Really? You're gonna
  5153. go for the guilt trip now?
  5154.  
  5155. 1188
  5156. 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,961
  5157. Smash those toys to pieces!
  5158.  
  5159. 1189
  5160. 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,248
  5161. The toys!
  5162.  
  5163. 1190
  5164. 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:49,673
  5165. - We have to close that bag!
  5166. - What do you care?
  5167.  
  5168. 1191
  5169. 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,790
  5170. - I thought you were leaving.
  5171. - Great. Sure. I'll tell you what.
  5172.  
  5173. 1192
  5174. 01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:55,825
  5175. Let's continue discussing
  5176. what a horrible person I am
  5177.  
  5178. 1193
  5179. 01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:59,286
  5180. while I most likely break my neck
  5181. trying to save the children's toys,
  5182.  
  5183. 1194
  5184. 01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:01,455
  5185. - why don't we?
  5186. - Get down there!
  5187.  
  5188. 1195
  5189. 01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:03,211
  5190. Stop those toys!
  5191.  
  5192. 1196
  5193. 01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:06,711
  5194. Uh... Klaus?
  5195.  
  5196. 1197
  5197. 01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:08,541
  5198. Hmm.
  5199.  
  5200. 1198
  5201. 01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:20,041
  5202. Nice move! How'd you know
  5203. I wouldn't get knocked off too?
  5204.  
  5205. 1199
  5206. 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,825
  5207. Never mind. Don't answer that.
  5208.  
  5209. 1200
  5210. 01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:24,963
  5211. - Mine!
  5212. - Whoa!
  5213.  
  5214. 1201
  5215. 01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:27,211
  5216. Go! Go! We're dead!
  5217. We're dead! We're dead!
  5218.  
  5219. 1202
  5220. 01:21:27,291 --> 01:21:28,541
  5221. Mine!
  5222.  
  5223. 1203
  5224. 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,785
  5225. Mine!
  5226.  
  5227. 1204
  5228. 01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:35,213
  5229. Pumpkin!
  5230.  
  5231. 1205
  5232. 01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,461
  5233. I'm still proud of you, you hear me?
  5234.  
  5235. 1206
  5236. 01:21:44,291 --> 01:21:45,831
  5237. Mine?
  5238.  
  5239. 1207
  5240. 01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:55,833
  5241. We're losing toys!
  5242.  
  5243. 1208
  5244. 01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:07,041
  5245. Oh, no!
  5246.  
  5247. 1209
  5248. 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:08,559
  5249. - Stop! Stop!
  5250. - Oh, my goodness!
  5251.  
  5252. 1210
  5253. 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:11,253
  5254. Oh, no, no, no! No!
  5255.  
  5256. 1211
  5257. 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,325
  5258. Jesper! Let go!
  5259.  
  5260. 1212
  5261. 01:22:27,416 --> 01:22:30,036
  5262. - It's not worth it!
  5263. - Are you crazy? No!
  5264.  
  5265. 1213
  5266. 01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:43,035
  5267. See? Nothing to it. Just...
  5268.  
  5269. 1214
  5270. 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,415
  5271. I wouldn't be so sure.
  5272.  
  5273. 1215
  5274. 01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:48,958
  5275. Wait! No, no, no!
  5276.  
  5277. 1216
  5278. 01:22:49,458 --> 01:22:54,788
  5279. No! No, no, no! No!
  5280.  
  5281. 1217
  5282. 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:05,076
  5283. This town was built
  5284. on resentment and spite.
  5285.  
  5286. 1218
  5287. 01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:08,076
  5288. And it'll stay that way
  5289. as long as a Krum...
  5290.  
  5291. 1219
  5292. 01:23:08,166 --> 01:23:09,376
  5293. Or an Ellingboe!
  5294.  
  5295. 1220
  5296. 01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:10,288
  5297. Ugh.
  5298.  
  5299. 1221
  5300. 01:23:10,375 --> 01:23:12,745
  5301. ...have something to say about it.
  5302.  
  5303. 1222
  5304. 01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:16,000
  5305. Let's go. We're done here.
  5306.  
  5307. 1223
  5308. 01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:18,833
  5309. Well said.
  5310. Wait, does that mean the feud is back on?
  5311.  
  5312. 1224
  5313. 01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:20,166
  5314. No more truce?
  5315.  
  5316. 1225
  5317. 01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:21,670
  5318. First thing tomorrow.
  5319.  
  5320. 1226
  5321. 01:23:22,791 --> 01:23:24,421
  5322. A true act of goodwill.
  5323.  
  5324. 1227
  5325. 01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:26,416
  5326. What was that?
  5327.  
  5328. 1228
  5329. 01:23:31,291 --> 01:23:33,581
  5330. A true act of goodwill...
  5331.  
  5332. 1229
  5333. 01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:36,325
  5334. always sparks another.
  5335.  
  5336. 1230
  5337. 01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:39,381
  5338. I think you hit your head
  5339. pretty hard, dear.
  5340.  
  5341. 1231
  5342. 01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,918
  5343. You should lie back down.
  5344.  
  5345. 1232
  5346. 01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:43,920
  5347. You don't believe me? Turn around.
  5348.  
  5349. 1233
  5350. 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,130
  5351. What?
  5352.  
  5353. 1234
  5354. 01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:46,830
  5355. Turn around.
  5356.  
  5357. 1235
  5358. 01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:52,083
  5359. Mine.
  5360.  
  5361. 1236
  5362. 01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,376
  5363. - Pumpkin!
  5364. - Honey!
  5365.  
  5366. 1237
  5367. 01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:55,208
  5368. - Drop that immediately!
  5369. - Mine!
  5370.  
  5371. 1238
  5372. 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:57,226
  5373. - Honey! Sweetie!
  5374. - Let go and come back here right now.
  5375.  
  5376. 1239
  5377. 01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:58,934
  5378. - Get down from there!
  5379. - Mine!
  5380.  
  5381. 1240
  5382. 01:23:58,958 --> 01:23:59,788
  5383. It's Mama calling.
  5384.  
  5385. 1241
  5386. 01:23:59,875 --> 01:24:01,642
  5387. - Put the boy down.
  5388. - Remember Mama?
  5389.  
  5390. 1242
  5391. 01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,536
  5392. You don't know
  5393. where he's been.
  5394.  
  5395. 1243
  5396. 01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:05,325
  5397. Klaus, I don't know what to say.
  5398.  
  5399. 1244
  5400. 01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:06,916
  5401. If I hadn't...
  5402.  
  5403. 1245
  5404. 01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:12,748
  5405. What's this?
  5406.  
  5407. 1246
  5408. 01:24:20,750 --> 01:24:23,040
  5409. The presents in the sleigh were all fake?
  5410.  
  5411. 1247
  5412. 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,955
  5413. Give me a little credit.
  5414.  
  5415. 1248
  5416. 01:24:25,041 --> 01:24:27,171
  5417. I wasn't going to let them have the toys.
  5418.  
  5419. 1249
  5420. 01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:29,670
  5421. - But how did you know that...
  5422. - Kids talk, you know?
  5423.  
  5424. 1250
  5425. 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:31,380
  5426. And if kids happen to be talking
  5427.  
  5428. 1251
  5429. 01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:33,958
  5430. about their parents plotting to form
  5431. an angry mob,
  5432.  
  5433. 1252
  5434. 01:24:34,041 --> 01:24:35,581
  5435. then, you know, teachers listen.
  5436.  
  5437. 1253
  5438. 01:24:35,666 --> 01:24:36,876
  5439. It was a simple plan.
  5440.  
  5441. 1254
  5442. 01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:40,828
  5443. They would destroy
  5444. the decoys and leave.
  5445.  
  5446. 1255
  5447. 01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:44,036
  5448. But then you showed up
  5449. and made it complicated. As usual.
  5450.  
  5451. 1256
  5452. 01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:45,745
  5453. So, all this was for nothing?
  5454.  
  5455. 1257
  5456. 01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:48,631
  5457. Oh, I wouldn't say that.
  5458.  
  5459. 1258
  5460. 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:54,500
  5461. Shall we then?
  5462.  
  5463. 1259
  5464. 01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:17,583
  5465. He came! He came!
  5466.  
  5467. 1260
  5468. 01:25:19,041 --> 01:25:20,631
  5469. - Yeah!
  5470. - Mine's the big one!
  5471.  
  5472. 1261
  5473. 01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:25,456
  5474. I told you! I told you he would come!
  5475.  
  5476. 1262
  5477. 01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:27,331
  5478. Mom! Come here, quick!
  5479.  
  5480. 1263
  5481. 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,326
  5482. - Yes!
  5483. - Yeah!
  5484.  
  5485. 1264
  5486. 01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:31,706
  5487. - It's just what I wanted!
  5488. - He came! He came! He came!
  5489.  
  5490. 1265
  5491. 01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:35,541
  5492. Dad! Mom! Wake up! You have to see this!
  5493.  
  5494. 1266
  5495. 01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:46,745
  5496. <i>Life went on.</i>
  5497.  
  5498. 1267
  5499. 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,875
  5500. <i>And Smeerensburg continued
  5501. to change for the better.</i>
  5502.  
  5503. 1268
  5504. 01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:58,498
  5505. <i>Poetic, don't you think?</i>
  5506.  
  5507. 1269
  5508. 01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:02,420
  5509. <i>As for Alva and I...</i>
  5510.  
  5511. 1270
  5512. 01:26:04,416 --> 01:26:08,576
  5513. <i>well, what'd you expect?
  5514. Of course she loved me.</i>
  5515.  
  5516. 1271
  5517. 01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:18,575
  5518. <i>Every year, come the Christmas season,
  5519. the letters started pouring in.</i>
  5520.  
  5521. 1272
  5522. 01:26:19,083 --> 01:26:21,923
  5523. <i>More and more each time,
  5524. and from farther away.</i>
  5525.  
  5526. 1273
  5527. 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,080
  5528. <i>We </i>did <i>have to expand the operation,</i>
  5529. <i>just like we had planned.</i>
  5530.  
  5531. 1274
  5532. 01:26:25,916 --> 01:26:29,326
  5533. <i>More children, more toys, more towns.</i>
  5534.  
  5535. 1275
  5536. 01:26:35,416 --> 01:26:37,666
  5537. It's so bright you can even see at night.
  5538.  
  5539. 1276
  5540. 01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:40,960
  5541. Oh, look over there!
  5542. See the red and yellow along the rim?
  5543.  
  5544. 1277
  5545. 01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:45,434
  5546. <i>The years went by.</i>
  5547.  
  5548. 1278
  5549. 01:26:45,458 --> 01:26:48,018
  5550. Any chance for a hot cup of coffee
  5551. for your neighborhood mailman?
  5552.  
  5553. 1279
  5554. 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,420
  5555. What is on your face?
  5556.  
  5557. 1280
  5558. 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,210
  5559. What? You don't like it?
  5560. I think it looks good on me, don't you?
  5561.  
  5562. 1281
  5563. 01:26:56,291 --> 01:26:58,631
  5564. Be honest. Alva hates it.
  5565.  
  5566. 1282
  5567. 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:00,208
  5568. <i>Each better than the last.</i>
  5569.  
  5570. 1283
  5571. 01:27:02,041 --> 01:27:04,711
  5572. <i>And then, on the 12th year...</i>
  5573.  
  5574. 1284
  5575. 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,581
  5576. I'm coming, love.
  5577.  
  5578. 1285
  5579. 01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:20,996
  5580. <i>I looked for him everywhere.</i>
  5581.  
  5582. 1286
  5583. 01:28:22,916 --> 01:28:26,286
  5584. <i>I asked everyone,
  5585. but we just couldn't find him.</i>
  5586.  
  5587. 1287
  5588. 01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:28,750
  5589. <i>No goodbye.</i>
  5590.  
  5591. 1288
  5592. 01:28:29,958 --> 01:28:31,418
  5593. <i>No explanation.</i>
  5594.  
  5595. 1289
  5596. 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,500
  5597. <i>Nothing.</i>
  5598.  
  5599. 1290
  5600. 01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:34,456
  5601. <i>It was as if he had just...</i>
  5602.  
  5603. 1291
  5604. 01:28:36,666 --> 01:28:37,916
  5605. <i>faded away.</i>
  5606.  
  5607. 1292
  5608. 01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,245
  5609. All right.
  5610.  
  5611. 1293
  5612. 01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:49,253
  5613. I've got two urgent deliveries here,
  5614. Postmaster, sir!
  5615.  
  5616. 1294
  5617. 01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:51,003
  5618. The letters are getting in the envelope.
  5619.  
  5620. 1295
  5621. 01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:52,923
  5622. Proceed to stamp the letter.
  5623.  
  5624. 1296
  5625. 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:55,286
  5626. Another stamp.
  5627.  
  5628. 1297
  5629. 01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:57,642
  5630. Signed, sealed, to be delivered!
  5631.  
  5632. 1298
  5633. 01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,416
  5634. - Nighty night, kids!
  5635. - Go to sleep, now.
  5636.  
  5637. 1299
  5638. 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,517
  5639. Night, Mom! Night, Dad!
  5640.  
  5641. 1300
  5642. 01:29:00,541 --> 01:29:02,131
  5643. - Good night.
  5644. - Good night.
  5645.  
  5646. 1301
  5647. 01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:21,805
  5648. <i>What happened to him</i>
  5649. <i>after that...</i>
  5650.  
  5651. 1302
  5652. 01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:24,420
  5653. <i>how, why...</i>
  5654.  
  5655. 1303
  5656. 01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:28,328
  5657. <i>I can't even begin to comprehend.</i>
  5658.  
  5659. 1304
  5660. 01:29:29,291 --> 01:29:32,331
  5661. <i>I stopped trying to
  5662. make sense of it a long time ago.</i>
  5663.  
  5664. 1305
  5665. 01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:47,923
  5666. <i>What I do know...</i>
  5667.  
  5668. 1306
  5669. 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,380
  5670. <i>...is that once a year...</i>
  5671.  
  5672. 1307
  5673. 01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:53,248
  5674. <i>I get to see my friend.</i>
  5675.  
  5676. 1308
  5677. 01:30:07,083 --> 01:30:10,423
  5678. <i>♪ How many nights do you lie awake ♪</i>
  5679.  
  5680. 1309
  5681. 01:30:12,083 --> 01:30:14,673
  5682. <i>♪ In the darkest place? ♪</i>
  5683.  
  5684. 1310
  5685. 01:30:14,750 --> 01:30:18,630
  5686. <i>♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪</i>
  5687.  
  5688. 1311
  5689. 01:30:18,708 --> 01:30:21,748
  5690. <i>♪ How many days do you share the pain ♪</i>
  5691.  
  5692. 1312
  5693. 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:26,290
  5694. <i>♪ Of your darker days? ♪</i>
  5695.  
  5696. 1313
  5697. 01:30:26,375 --> 01:30:30,205
  5698. <i>- ♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
  5699. - ♪ All I know is ♪</i>
  5700.  
  5701. 1314
  5702. 01:30:30,291 --> 01:30:35,961
  5703. <i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
  5704. A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>
  5705.  
  5706. 1315
  5707. 01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:41,751
  5708. <i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
  5709. Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>
  5710.  
  5711. 1316
  5712. 01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:44,463
  5713. <i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>
  5714.  
  5715. 1317
  5716. 01:30:45,125 --> 01:30:46,825
  5717. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5718.  
  5719. 1318
  5720. 01:30:46,916 --> 01:30:50,246
  5721. <i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>
  5722.  
  5723. 1319
  5724. 01:30:50,916 --> 01:30:52,666
  5725. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5726.  
  5727. 1320
  5728. 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:58,290
  5729. <i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>
  5730.  
  5731. 1321
  5732. 01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:01,625
  5733. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  5734.  
  5735. 1322
  5736. 01:31:01,708 --> 01:31:04,878
  5737. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  5738.  
  5739. 1323
  5740. 01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:08,168
  5741. <i>♪ How many words does it really take ♪</i>
  5742.  
  5743. 1324
  5744. 01:31:09,541 --> 01:31:11,921
  5745. <i>♪ To make a change? ♪</i>
  5746.  
  5747. 1325
  5748. 01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:15,076
  5749. <i>♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪</i>
  5750.  
  5751. 1326
  5752. 01:31:15,166 --> 01:31:16,166
  5753. <i>♪ Mmm, mmm ♪</i>
  5754.  
  5755. 1327
  5756. 01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:23,003
  5757. <i>♪ How many fights is it gonna take
  5758. To convince what joy could bring? ♪</i>
  5759.  
  5760. 1328
  5761. 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:25,963
  5762. <i>♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪</i>
  5763.  
  5764. 1329
  5765. 01:31:26,041 --> 01:31:28,081
  5766. <i>♪ All I know is ♪</i>
  5767.  
  5768. 1330
  5769. 01:31:28,166 --> 01:31:33,826
  5770. <i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
  5771. A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>
  5772.  
  5773. 1331
  5774. 01:31:33,916 --> 01:31:39,576
  5775. <i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
  5776. Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>
  5777.  
  5778. 1332
  5779. 01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:42,416
  5780. <i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>
  5781.  
  5782. 1333
  5783. 01:31:43,083 --> 01:31:44,753
  5784. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5785.  
  5786. 1334
  5787. 01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:48,463
  5788. <i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>
  5789.  
  5790. 1335
  5791. 01:31:48,541 --> 01:31:50,131
  5792. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5793.  
  5794. 1336
  5795. 01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:56,328
  5796. <i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>
  5797.  
  5798. 1337
  5799. 01:31:56,416 --> 01:31:59,246
  5800. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  5801.  
  5802. 1338
  5803. 01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:02,043
  5804. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  5805.  
  5806. 1339
  5807. 01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:05,325
  5808. <i>♪ You can't take it, steal it ♪</i>
  5809.  
  5810. 1340
  5811. 01:32:05,958 --> 01:32:07,668
  5812. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5813.  
  5814. 1341
  5815. 01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:11,170
  5816. <i>♪ But you can always be it ♪</i>
  5817.  
  5818. 1342
  5819. 01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:13,328
  5820. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5821.  
  5822. 1343
  5823. 01:32:13,416 --> 01:32:19,496
  5824. <i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>
  5825.  
  5826. 1344
  5827. 01:32:19,583 --> 01:32:23,253
  5828. <i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>
  5829.  
  5830. 1345
  5831. 01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:25,793
  5832. <i>♪ Greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>
  5833.  
  5834. 1346
  5835. 01:32:25,875 --> 01:32:28,995
  5836. <i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>
  5837.  
  5838. 1347
  5839. 01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:30,833
  5840. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5841.  
  5842. 1348
  5843. 01:32:30,916 --> 01:32:34,746
  5844. <i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>
  5845.  
  5846. 1349
  5847. 01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:36,503
  5848. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5849.  
  5850. 1350
  5851. 01:32:36,583 --> 01:32:40,583
  5852. <i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>
  5853.  
  5854. 1351
  5855. 01:32:40,666 --> 01:32:42,286
  5856. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  5857.  
  5858. 1352
  5859. 01:32:42,375 --> 01:32:45,825
  5860. <i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>
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