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AnonxLyra Thing Part 4.
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>Berry looks up to you, eyes growing wide as her cheeks flush even deeper. "Well then alright, alright, alright Anon!" Stepping back into the house to allow her to follow you inside.
Leading the way to the living room and motioning her to sit on the couch. "So Punchy, can I at least buy you a drink first?"
>"Really Anon?, you have to ask?", raising an eyebrow as she stares at you. "You got any cranberry juice?" You nod in affirmation. "Well then toss some in vodka and we're golden. Haven't had a Cape Clopper in like forever."
"You got it!"
>Shooting her double finger pistols and a big smile. The reference totally going over her head as you hum the Love Boat theme.
>"Uh, right back atcha!", mimicking the motion but noticing the lack of fingers she drops her hooves sheepishly. "Just get me a drink.", laughing to herself as you leave.
>Making the way into the kitchen you begin making her beverage. Opening a bottle of Strelnikov's Finest and raising it in a salute to the maker before taking a hefty swig.
>Ahhhhhh, that's the stuff. Setting it down you pull a couple glasses from the cabinet.
"So Berry, did you see where Twilight and Rainbow went after I almost whupped dat ass?", you call back from the kitchen.
>"Huh? Oh, those two? Yeah, Twilight was lecturing Dash about love and tolerance or some other bullshit. I think they said something about groceries or something too.  I dunno."
>"Although, there was some commotion coming from the market right before I got here. Maybe the two lovebirds had a real fight? Heh, bet that would be quiet the show to see."
>Unbidden images come to mind about a certain show you'd witnessed earlier between those two. Yeah, that's hot shi... Shaking your head you get back to rustling up some drinks.
"Maybe. I wouldn't be surprised if was just Rainbow Dyke running her fucking mouth or just showing off. Goddamned attention whore that one is."
>Ice cubes, cranberry juice and a healthy splash of vodka. Taking a sip of your own glass, hmm not bad. Needs more vodka though.
>After tossing in an even healthier splash of vodka to each drink you bring them to the the waiting mare.
>Handing her a glass she holds it in her hoof, still don't know how, and downs a third of it. "Mmm, not bad Anon. You forgot the lime wedge though.", giving you a glance as she sips it.
"Sorry I fucked it up so bad. You want me to finish the rest of your drink for you?"
>Taking a large gulp of your own. The look of mock horror on her face is answer enough.
>Hopping off the couch with a slight slip of her hooves on the hardwood floor she turns still holding her glass. "Speaking of fucking something up...", she walks towards the bedroom tail swishing.
>You stand and down the rest of your glass as she turns again and raises her own, "Why don't we take this party to the bedroom?", her eyes half-lidded and voice low as she enters the room.
>Setting the glass on the coffee table you make your way to the room. Entering, you find Berry lying across the unmade bed in a sultry pose. Giving you a come hither stare, "Hey big fella, you want a taste of this punch?"
"Giggedy.", she raises an eybrow as you walk towards the bed. ~

>"Anon that was amazing! Twenty seconds? By Celestia that's got to be some kind of record!" The sarcasm in her voice almost thick enough to cut with a knife. She turns and rolls off of you with a disappointed sigh.
Dropping over the side of the bed and landing solidly onto the hardwood floor with a clatter of hooves. Your head falling back onto the pillow, turning to watch her trot towards the bedroom door.
"So was it good for you?", you ask with a smirk.
>Tail jerking at the comment, she turns and gives you a stare before shaking her head with a chuckle. "It was something alright."
"I-I'm sorry. It's just... well it's been a while you know? Between that one time with me and you years ago things have been mostly dry around here", motioning towards your junk under the covers.
>"Oh, so who're the luckly mares that've had the pleasure of a... moment of your time?", Berry turning back and giving you a grin. "So how long has it been exactly speedy?"
"Honestly? Just one lucky lady and not since like eight months ago. Remember when we were all at the bar for mine and AJ's combined birthday party and we both disappeared for an hour?"
Berry nods. "We've been kinda exchanging..., gifts on each of our birthdays the last few years."
>"Haha!, figured that's what was up. Well damn, it has been a while then. I'm gonna get a drink while you, recover from your lengthy exertions. You want one?"
"Just a beer. Thanks."
>Turning to stare up at the ceiling as she leaves the room. Crossing your hands behind you head as you relax.
>Walking into the kitchen she opens fridge and grabs two cans of Hoofweiser. Taking a moment to admire the muscled draftp0ny on the can before popping the tab and downing the contents in one go.
>Balancing the other can on her rump she walks back to the bedroom. With a buck of her hips the can bounces towards you. "Here ya go AnOOOOOONnn...", the belch almost rattling your windows.
>Her face blanching slightly as you have a little laugh at her burp. "Oh damn, excuse me.", waving a hoof to clear the air.
"Pfffhehe, good one." Sitting up, and in one smooth motion you pop the cans tab and drink half.
"AAAHHHhh fuck yeah, like Popeye's spinach." Draining the other half you toss the can away. Patting the bed next to you, "So, you ready for round twoOOOo?"
>Her face lighting up at this, "Tartarus yeah motherbucker!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>"Ohhhh shit!", a small zebra runs up and stands over the unconscious Rainbow as Twilight holds her. "You got knocked the buck out!" Twilight nearly snaps his neck she tosses him away blindingly fast with her magic.
>She turns stares at you with a mixture of fury and shock. Lyra! W-why in the hay would you...oh my Celestia her teeth!", turning to look into the cyan mares open mouth as she cradles her head in her lap.
>"How, how could you...", her eyes tearing up as she tries to staunch the blood trickling from Dash's snout. "You could ha-have j-just.", her head slumps as you walk back over to them from BonBon's stall.
>"I-I'm sorry Twilight but she was... it was just..." Looking down on the two, a small pang of guilt runs through you. "I'm sorry but, I don't think talking it out would have worked though.", your resolve hardening again.
>"But you hit her so, so bucking hard! Just look at her!", motioning to Dash, a streamer of bloody drool plops to the ground from her loling tongue.
"Damn, I guess I did kinda buck her up. Whoa nelly.", you mutter. Dash begins to stir.
>"Dash! Dashie! wake up sweetie!" Twilight patting her cheeks as she comes to. With a groan Dash rolls off of her back and sits up rubbing her temple. "Hnngh, wha, whath tthe b-buc...oh thit my head."
>With a groan she rubs her jaw, "Nithe thucker punch bithch...waid, MY THEETH! Whath thhe buck?!", probing the empty sockets with her tounge. "Holy thit my theeth!," she looks frantically on the ground and spots them.
>Scooping them up and cradling them in her hooves as she stares at the bloody teeth. A tear plops onto them as her shoulders hitch upwards in a sob. "M-m-my th-theeth they, how...., how did thisth?", turning to you with sodden eyes.
>Twilight scoops her into a hug and magics the teeth into the air. "D-don't worry Dashie, we can fix this.", Twilght hugging tighter.

>Her lips swollen and split, nose to chin crusty with drying blood. Tears streaming freely now as she stares over Twilights shoulder at you.
"Sorry Dash, but you had it coming.", narrowing your eyes at her.
>She just buries her face into Twilghts shoulder and sobs. At this the guilt returns. What have you done? Looking down you spot a streamer of blood running from the hoof to the knee of your forleg.
"So, uh Twi. S-sorry for um, you know.", motioning to the weeping Dash. "But I still need to talk to you about something."
>"Now isn't the time Lyra.", giving you an angry glare. "If it's about Anon, yes, I know already." The glare softening, "I've been a terrible friend...", she mutters quietly. Her anger dissipating as she rubs a hoof through Dash's mane, comforting her.
>"Come on Dashie." Turning her marefriend to face her, "Let's go get you fixed up." Her sobs turning to sniffles as Twilight gives her a reassuring smile. "O-ok THwily, sniff.", wiping her eyes with the wrist of a foreleg.
>The small crowd dispersing now that the free show's over. Roseluck trots over from her flowerstand and uses a watering can to rinse the blood off the cobblestones of the market.
>You watch the two mares leave, Dash leaning against Twilight, as they walk to the hospital. With a heavy sigh you return to Bonbons stand and ask for something to clean the blood off your foreleg.
>Catching the tossed rag with magic you wipe off the blood from your fur. "You missed a spot.", her hoof pointing to your cheek.
"Huh? Oh thanks. Bonnie, I have to ask. Do you think she deserved that?"
>You continue wiping at the hoof. Noticing a chip in it from contact with a tooth.
>"Honestly Lyra? To borrow a phase I heard from Anon once, fuck her and the horse she rode in on. It's about time somep0ny put her in her place." This brings a smile to your face.
"Hehe damn Bonnie, ...I still feel kinda bad about doing it though.", tossing the rag into the nearby trashcan.
>"Yeah, that was kinda bucked up seeing her cry like that. Really though, I'd be worried if you didn't feel at least a little bad."
"What do you mean?", your head cocking inquisitively.
>"You're a good p0ny with a good heart Lyra, it's against your nature to hurt anyp0ny. You care deeply for you friends, almost to a fault. Especially for Anon...", wagging her eyebrows at you.
"W-what, nno I-I just like him as a good friend B-bonnie. Yeah, a really really good friend.", you say with an unconvincing smile and a nod.
>Bonbon slams her hooves down on to the countertop of the stand. "Lyra, don't give me that bullspit. We've been friends with each other since we were little fillies right?"
"Y-yeah, s-s-so?", your nervous stutter becoming more pronounced.
>"I know you have a total mareboner for Anon. Heck, it's obvious to almost everyp0ny you've been gaga for him since you helped with his rehabilitation years ago."
"R-really? Almost everp0ny knows I mean thinks that?", looking around warily. Oh shitshit shit shit, you thought only Applejack had figured it out but everyp0ny? Shitshitshitshitshit.
>"I still don't understand how Anon doesn't know it." This, snapping you out of your internal monologue of shits. Your attention on her fully now. She unwraps one of her candies, popping it into her mouth.
>"He's not exactly dumb, well maybe a little dense at times but not stupid. You wanna know what I think?", motioning for you to come closer. You lean in, "I'm pretty sure he feels the same way for you and just doesn't know it yet."
Bolting upright and grinning at this, holding your hooves to your chin. "R-r-eally?! You think so?"
>"Girl, if only you could see the way he looks at you when you're with him.", shaking her head a little. You let out a tiny squee at this. "Yeah, I wish Thunderlane would look at me that way sometimes. Sigh, if it wasn't for that huge..."
Too lost in your happy thoughts to notice Bonbons attention wander. "Oh wow, he really does! I can see it now! Thanks Bonners!"
>She just nods, a happy faraway look in her eyes. "I'm gonna take off and get ready for the party. Who knows, maybe tonight will be the night I finally tell him! See ya there!"
>"Huh, oh yeah, later." Lyra already trotting away happily as you fall back into your pleasant day dreaming. "Mmmm Thunders, is all that for me? Oh myyyy..."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Well shit Berry, we should do this again some time. Like on a more regular basis?", giving her a hopeful smile as you lead her to the door.
>"I'm not really looking for a relationship Anon, just a good time.", stopping to look up to you.
"Oh, actually I was kinda thinking the same thing really. Friends with benefits, the real magic of friendship.", giving her a wink and a smile.
>She give's your leg a playful swat with a hoof, "Pfft, dork. I'll have to think about it Anon. I'm not really sure but I might be moving in on some other mare's pasture." she says while reaching for the doorknob.
"What do you mean some other mare? You know something you wanna share?", hands resting on hips now.
>"Maybe, I don't really know for sure but,", looking back to you as she jerks opens the door. "I think L" SMACK!
>A purple hoof suddenly connecting solidly into her ear. "Aggh, buck!... Twilight?", turning to see the puple mare wearing a look of shock on her face. Hoof still extended in the air.
>"Oh my Celestia I'msorryIdidn'tmeantoIwasjustabouttoknockandthedooropen", Berry holding up a hoof to silence her. Teeth gritted, "It's fine. Anon, I'll see you later ok?" You nod as she walks off muttering. "Motherbucker, why the ear man?"
>Giving you a sheepish grin, "Oops, this got off on the wrong hoof. So anyways, about that talk."
"Yeah, about that. Sigh, well come on in and have a, wait is that blood on your neck? Are you ok? What happened?" You crouch down to examine her, turning her head to get a better look.
>"I'm Fine Anon. It's not mine, it's Dash's." Your eyebrows shoot up at the news. "She kinda got, well hit with a knockout punch.
>"After the ER visit I left her at Colgate's clinic to have some teeth put back in."
"Holy shit, what the fuck did she do? Make fun of Snowflake's tiny 'roid balls? Ha, hehehe.", standing and leading Twilight inside to the living room.
>Grabbing a couple cans of beer from the fridge and wet washcloth before sitting on the sofa. Twilight hopping up on the other end as she picks up the cloth and can telekinetically. You take a drink of your beer. "No, Lyra."
>With movie worthy spittake you spray foam halfway across the living room as Twilight recoils in surprise.
"COUGHCOUGH, "Holy shit! That's awesome!" Twilight frowns. "I mean oh, ahem, is she ok?"