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on j at a
set end of a to j
end
on c at a
j at a
j at a
end
on k at a
repeat with q in system info
j at a
end
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on w at a
set d to count a
j at a
return string id d
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on z at a
set end of f to a
end
set h to space
set y to h as list
k at y
k at y
set x to w at y
c at y
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c at y
set q to w at y
k at y
c at y
c at y
copy y to b
c at y
set s to w at y
set d to w at y
set f to d as list
k at b
k at b
set a to w at b
c at b
j at b
set e to w at b
set y to w at b
set g to w at b
set d to w at b
set i to w at b
c at b
set l to w at b
set m to w at b
set n to w at b
set o to w at b
set p to w at b
j at b
set r to w at b
z at e
z at a
z at r
z at h
z at s
set s to w at b
set t to w at b
set u to w at b
set v to w at b
z at o
z at m
z at p
z at u
z at t
z at e
z at r
z at q
z at h
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z at l
z at e
z at a
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f as text

$ # Interpret as-is:
$ osascript dearcase.scpt
Dear Computer, please stop giving me shift!
$
$ # Interpret all lower case:
$ tr A-Z a-z < dearcase.scpt | osascript
Dear Computer, please stop giving me shift!
$
$ # Interpret all upper case:
$ tr a-z A-Z < dearcase.scpt | osascript
Dear Computer, please stop giving me shift!
$
$ # Interpret random case for each letter:
$ while read; do for ((i=0;i<${#REPLY};i++)); do c="${REPLY:i:1}"; if ((RANDOM%2)); then printf "%s" "$(tr a-z A-Z <<< "$c")"; else printf "%s" "$(tr A-Z a-z <<< "$c")"; fi; done; echo; done < dearcase.scpt | osascript
Dear Computer, please stop giving me shift!
$

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'D"ear Komputer, please stop giving me shift!"el4'Ct



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                                        "N/2fb:c

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Sub Main
  console.write("Dear C"+"omputer, please stop giving me shift!".tolower())
End Sub

+"S"$"top giving me shift!".lower()

[caps:first][?[caps:word][?[caps:lower]Dear Computer][caps:lower], please stop giving me shift!]

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             "N/:,2/Kfb:c

Module All
  Sub Main
    Console.WriteLine StrConv("Dear Computer, ", vbTuesday) & "please stop giving me shift!".ToLower
  End Sub
End Module

Imports System.Console

Module All
  Sub Main
    Write StrConv("Dear Computer, ", vbTuesday)
    WriteLine "please stop giving me shift!".ToLower
  End Sub
End Module

HoldShift(C CpsLockOn onsole)

NumPadPeriod

HoldShift(
CpsLockOff W CpsLockOn rite("
CpsLockOff D CpsLockOn ear space
CpsLockOff C CpsLockOn omputer
)

, (repeat with Backspace until correct)

HoldShift( please stop giving me shift!"))

; (repeat with Backspace until correct)

=PROPER("Dear Computer, ")&LOWER("please stop giving me shift!")