It's a Moon Thing - Chapter 3

Chapter 3

>Damn that bedroom eyes.
>”There’s nothing to be talked about, human.”
>OH GOD SHE’S COMING CLOSER
“WAIT!” You manage to free yourself from the grip, knocking Luna over.
>You roll out of your bed, and scramble to your feet.
“Look, I don’t know what bad blood you have on me, Princess-“
>”Bad blood? Then why would we get intimate with you? Most importantly-“
“LOOK. I don’t care what your sick reasons are.”
>”Why would you get intimate to us then?”
“What on earth are you talking about?”
>”Why did you- uhm”
>Luna looks away, and begins the twaddle one of her hooves on your blanket.
“Why what?”
>Luna glances away once more, before looking to you.
>”Kiss us?”
>Shit.
>She smiles nervously, and blushes, before looking away.
>It would appear she is shyer about kissing you rather than attempting rape.
>Seriously, fuck this place.
“Look.” You struggle to not make eye-contact.
“I don’t know what happened to make you think I wanted to kiss you, but-“
>She starts feeling for one of her forelegs-
>Hey, you never saw that bracelet before.
“It was complete accident.”
>Luna freezes, and looks down.
>”Oh…”
>Her downward gaze meets her bracelet.
>Suddenly, she perks up again.
>”Oh!”
>What now.
>”But we are bonded! You were so accepting last night!”
>You do not speak of the night past, you do not, Luna.
“Like I said-“
>Wait, what?
“Bonded?”
>”Indeed! Sensible middle age precaution.”
“What bond?”
>”The intimate kind.”
“For the love of god-“
>You facepalm, before feeling a cold brush on your face.
“What the…”
>You check your hand, and to your shock-
>A goddamn bracelet.
>It hangs loose, but no matter how you shake your hand, it won’t slide out.
“Wha- W-what?”
>You shake harder, only to be met with Luna’s giggles.
>You are not amused.
“Princess, what did you-“
>”Please, call us Luna.”
>She bats her eyelashes, before swaying on your bed, leaning closer to you.
“OOOKAY, ‘Luna’, explain this thing, now.”
>”That is a bonding seal. When two ponies love each other, they keep specially enchanted bracelets to show their commitment and status. They are literally inseparable.”
>You bite down the confusion and the anger rising up.
>You know only one person know can fix this.
>But before that, you need a shower.
“Okay, I’m going to get this fixed- Luna- so you stay put.”
>”Did I mention the inseparable part?”
“Yes you did, honey, now sit on a couch or something.”
>You grab your attire from the drawers, and head into the bathroom.
>This day cannot get worse.
>You sigh, and rub your temples.
>Twilight can fix this.
>Hopefully.
>You strip down, and hop into the showers.
>Maybe you should get a bathtub- that could be useful in situations when you need to drown away problems.
>And no, you’re not a drinker.
>You turn the knobs, and soon enough, you’re covered in warm water.
>You have to admit, it was nice.
>The warm sensation on your skin was excellent.
>And that soft feeling on your back…
>WAIT A SECOND
>You turn your head, to see Luna ‘standing’ right in front of you.
>And of course, you scream like a little girl.
>And the worst part is; the shower smells like dirt now.

>Fluttershy mentally patted herself in the back, she worked all week for this.
>And now… It’s complete.
>She managed to make big enough hole under Anonymous’ shower.
>The very thought of having his used water on her already got her excited.
>Let’s hope he doesn’t mind the smell of dirt…

“GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF”
>”REMEMBER WHEN I SAID WE WERE INSEPARABLE?”
“ARGABLARG”
>You tumble and fall out of the shower, landing painfully on your naked back.
>Luna shortly follows your suit, landing on top of you.
>She shakes some water off her mane, and looks to you sheepishly.
>”Does this mean ‘shower sex’ is a no?”
>You promptly kick Luna out of the bathroom, still dripping with water.
>You quickly slam the door, remembering to lock it.
>And then to slide the bar in place.
>You remember how Fluttershy got last estrus.
>The sight of yourself crying in the shower was still fresh to you.
>You take a deep breath, and start the showers again.
>The wounds from last night- and the one from the recent fall stung as the warm water rushed over you.
>You relaxed once more, as you broke into your shower song.
“My little pony…”

>Fluttershy tensed as the warm water rushed over her.
>She sighed happily, and basked in the used water that is Anonymous.

>Luna tried getting away, but the magnetic pull was too strong.
>She skidded back to the bathroom door, before landing on the wooden surface, hard.
>She hovered there, being held by the apparent power of love.
>Maybe it was a bad idea to set it as the very maximum.
>”Oh my.” She muttered, examining her position.
>If Anonymous could see her now…

>You wipe the water off your body, and throw the towel on the floor.
>There we go, all set for the day.
>Now, you just need to get to Twilight and-
>You open the door, sliding away the lock.
>The door slams open, and a familiar blue blur comes at your face.
>You quickly catch it with your arms, staggering a little.
>Luna still has her apologetic and innocent smile on her.
>Oh, that is not going to work on you.
>You drop her, and go to your bed to get your shoes.
>Christ, this is going to be a long day.
>Better use your running shoes.
>Luna latches onto your back, her legs going everywhere.
>She finally finds a comfortable hold, as you are frozen in shock; bend over your running shoes.
>She then leans close to your ear, and whispers.
>”You. Are. Mine.”
>Your eyes go wide.

“TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT”

>You run through the town, with the lunar goddess on your back.
>Worst morning ever.
>You flail your arms like a madman, trying to get the demon off your back.
>Luna is just having a time of her life.
>You reach the library, kicking the door open.
>Twilight turns to you in a dramatically
>T: “Anon!”
“TWILIGHT!”
>T: “SPIKE”
“SPIKE”
>S: “ANON?”
>L: “LUNA!”
>T: “LUNA?”
>S: “WHO?”
“LUNAAA.”
>T: “WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?”
“BECAUSE LUNAAAAA”
>T: “Oh yeah.”
>Luna starts rubbing your arms with her legs.
“OH GOD SHE’S ACTING UP AGAIN”
>T: “I’LL GET THE RIDE”

>The ride to Canterlot was nice, the seat was nice- and Luna still won’t let go.
>Twilight shuffles awkwardly in her seat, looking at the scene before her.
>”You know, I think I liked the wind on my face better.” She exclaims, before running out to the driver’s seat.
>You were half expecting her to go frisky on you as soon as Twilight left.
>And soon enough, the carriage takes off.
>Hell, you were full on betting.
>But now, she lets go.
>Looks like you’re losing your money today.
>Luna is doing absolutely nothing.
>You’re worried.
“Luna?” You call out, as you turn to her.
>And then, your face goes pale.
>”Anonymous…”
>That voice- that creeping voice.
>Darkness swirls around you, blocking out your exit.
>A powerful hoof stops you.
>Oh god please no.
>Nightmare.
>”Hello, handsome.”
>She leans towards you, as you try to push the wall behind you.
>”Missed me?”
>She lets out a seductive grin, and lets out a low, slow chuckle.

>Twilight just sighs, as the carriage starts to rattle.
>Muffled shouts come from below.
>The driver looks miffed as well, Twilight spotted a blush.
>”Looks like they’re really having it, aren’t they?” The driver starts the conversation.
>”Heh. Yeah.” Twilight wipes some sweat off her forehead.
>Anonymous is going to be in so much trouble…

>You are in so much trouble.
>Nightmare won’t get off you, and she’s using her rape voice.
>You frantically bang on the wooden walls, calling for a reprieve.

>”Oh boy, they’re really ‘knocking’ now.” The driver laughs.
>”Speed this up.”
>”You know, as in they’re-“
>”SPEED. IT. UP.”
>And with that, the magic carriage zooms through the air.

>Nightmare tugs on your shirt with her teeth, desperately trying to get it off.
>Her forelegs helplessly dig at your pants.
>You would say it would be funny to watch, but you’re not watching.
>Suddenly, the carriage picks up, and the two of you are thrown to the floor.
“What the hell?” You shout to Twilight.
>You can make out a soft ‘Sorry’ outside, before the carriage crashes.
>Well, it felt like crashing.
>There was a loud bump, and you hear hoofsteps everywhere.
>”Aha!” Nightmare exclaims, and throws your shirt away.
>You hear the noises coming closer now.
>You think someone is shouting.
>”Now, for your belt…” Nightmare looks down to you, full-intent on the sexual assault.
>And as she rears her head, the door is flung open.
>Bright, almost stinging sunlight pours in, and Nightmare gasps.
>You are blinded for a second, before you hear a soft thud on your naked chest.
>When your vision sets to the lighting, you look up to see Luna, back in her smaller form.
>She landed chin-first to you, neck bent in a way she is staring right at you.
>She lets out a sheepish smile and a short giggle, before you are pulled away by a magical aura.
>”I heard Twilight found some trouble, but not like this.”
>You hover awkwardly, before facing the one talking.
>Celestia.
“HOLY CRAP CELESTIA”
>”Yes, do you know what grave mistake you are making?”
“YOU HAVE TO HELP ME”
>Celestia hesitates;
>”What?”
“Luna. SHE’S ONTO ME”
>”Luna?” Celestia slowly eyes her sister, then back to you.
>And then suddenly back to her sister.
>”Luna, when did you revert to that form?”
>Luna quickly pats herself, before turning a surprised gaze to the sun goddess.
>”Wha? How did this happen?”
>Celestia stares you down.
“What?”
>”Did you do anything, Anonymous?”
“What- me? The village idiot?”
>Celestia holds her smile, and lets you down.
>”Well- I can’t argue with that- what else did you see, Anonymous?”
“Luna also transformed into… Nightmare Moon?”
>Celestia’s eyes go wide.
>”What did you say?”
“Black alicorn, evil Nightmare. You know her?”
>”Nightmare?”
“Yeah! That.”
>You make your way to the carriage and Luna, just to be re-dressed.
>Celestia magics you up, as you grab your shirt.
>”Come.” She also lifts Luna up.
>”This is urgent.”

>Maybe you shouldn’t have mentioned that tid-bit.