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- 1
- 00:01:22,202 --> 00:01:23,965
- <i>So... I know what you're thinking.</i>
- 2
- 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:26,303
- <i>Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog</i>
- 3
- 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,667
- <i>being chased by a mad man
- with a mustache from the civil war?</i>
- 4
- 00:01:30,155 --> 00:01:33,659
- <i>Gotta be honest, it feels like
- I've been running my whole life.</i>
- 5
- 00:01:33,856 --> 00:01:36,232
- <i>Is this too much? Am I going too fast?</i>
- 6
- 00:01:36,398 --> 00:01:39,431
- <i>It's kinda what I do.
- You know what? Let's back up.</i>
- 7
- 00:01:47,302 --> 00:01:49,880
- <i>This is the island where I am from.</i>
- 8
- 00:01:50,776 --> 00:01:54,535
- <i>It had everything: sandy beaches,
- cascading waterfalls,</i>
- 9
- 00:01:54,758 --> 00:01:56,647
- <i>public access to loop-de-loops.</i>
- 10
- 00:01:56,839 --> 00:01:58,636
- <i>And I never had to catch a school bus</i>
- 11
- 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:02,650
- <i>because I can run across the entire island
- in less than two seconds.</i>
- 12
- 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,613
- <i>Also, there was no school.</i>
- 13
- 00:02:04,777 --> 00:02:07,242
- <i>I know, pretty sweet island, right?</i>
- 14
- 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:12,591
- <i>I was born with extraordinary powers,
- and was told to keep them in secret.</i>
- 15
- 00:02:12,742 --> 00:02:15,840
- <i>And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.</i>
- 16
- 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:20,572
- <i>That's Longclaw, she took care of me.</i>
- 17
- 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:24,970
- <i>She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi,
- if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.</i>
- 18
- 00:02:25,475 --> 00:02:27,660
- Sonic, someone could've seen you!
- 19
- 00:02:28,005 --> 00:02:30,635
- No one saw me. I am too fast!
- 20
- 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,178
- And, I wanted to bring you this.
- 21
- 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,115
- Get down!
- 22
- 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,199
- <i>Turns out with great power
- comes great power-hungry bad guys.</i>
- 23
- 00:02:45,409 --> 00:02:47,713
- <i>And I let them right to us.</i>
- 24
- 00:03:01,937 --> 00:03:03,891
- Listen carefully, Sonic.
- 25
- 00:03:04,473 --> 00:03:07,465
- You have a power unlike anything
- I've ever seen.
- 26
- 00:03:07,602 --> 00:03:10,152
- And that means someone
- will always want it.
- 27
- 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:14,354
- The only way to stay safe
- is to stay hidden.
- 28
- 00:03:17,258 --> 00:03:21,349
- This word is on the farthest side
- of the universe. You should be safe there.
- 29
- 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,166
- -I don't wanna go without you!
- -You must!
- 30
- 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:27,382
- These rings will be your most important
- possession.
- 31
- 00:03:30,943 --> 00:03:33,440
- If you ever discovered, use one.
- 32
- 00:03:33,828 --> 00:03:37,486
- Never stop running. Now go!
- 33
- 00:03:41,717 --> 00:03:43,685
- Longclaw!
- 34
- 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,830
- -Goodbye, Sonic.
- -No!
- 35
- 00:03:48,498 --> 00:03:50,216
- No!
- 36
- 00:04:16,231 --> 00:04:18,254
- C'mon, one car?
- 37
- 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,628
- I'm bored.
- 38
- 00:04:29,664 --> 00:04:31,439
- Tom, do you read me?
- Are you there?
- 39
- 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:35,110
- No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht
- in Barbados
- 40
- 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:37,189
- with Rihanna.
- 41
- 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:40,401
- OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.
- 42
- 00:04:40,563 --> 00:04:42,535
- No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.
- 43
- 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:46,194
- Already? How did you get back so fast?
- Barbados is in the ocean.
- 44
- 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:48,483
- Hang on, I think I got something.
- 45
- 00:04:54,854 --> 00:04:57,602
- Hey, buddy, where's the fire?
- 46
- 00:04:57,934 --> 00:05:00,094
- We've got kids living around here.
- 47
- 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:03,502
- It was kinda funny, sorry.
- 48
- 00:05:09,389 --> 00:05:11,003
- What?
- 49
- 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:54,042
- <i>Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
- There's been a violent gang shoot-out.</i>
- 50
- 00:05:55,828 --> 00:06:00,316
- <i>Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel.
- But they do need it back.</i>
- 51
- 00:06:11,859 --> 00:06:14,300
- Buddy, you almost got yourself killed
- out there.
- 52
- 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,431
- What are you, some kind
- of an adrenaline junkie?
- 53
- 00:06:16,554 --> 00:06:18,653
- Must be rough being slow all the time.
- 54
- 00:06:18,703 --> 00:06:22,330
- I'll tell you what,
- today is your lucky day.
- 55
- 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:28,836
- Have you ever felt so alive?
- 56
- 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:32,402
- This is great, you're doing amazing.
- 57
- 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,260
- Oh, jeez!
- 58
- 00:06:34,682 --> 00:06:37,096
- Good recovery!
- 59
- 00:06:39,569 --> 00:06:41,799
- Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
- 60
- 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:45,001
- You never saw me.
- I was never here.
- 61
- 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:01,309
- <i>So, what were you expecting?</i>
- 62
- 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:05,025
- <i>A dirty little hedgehog eating berries,
- and struggling to survive?</i>
- 63
- 00:07:05,234 --> 00:07:09,690
- <i>Think again, because I am living
- my best life on Earth.</i>
- 64
- 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,454
- <i>I've got a library.</i>
- 65
- 00:07:13,155 --> 00:07:14,629
- <i>A home gym.</i>
- 66
- 00:07:14,778 --> 00:07:17,201
- <i>And a state of the art security system.</i>
- 67
- 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:31,598
- Oh, no!
- 68
- 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:35,169
- <i>And if I ever discovered,
- I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,</i>
- 69
- 00:07:35,318 --> 00:07:37,879
- <i>and use my rings
- to escape to a new planet.</i>
- 70
- 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:41,917
- <i>A nice, safe little world
- filled only with mushrooms.</i>
- 71
- 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,596
- <i>Gross, smelly mushrooms...</i>
- 72
- 00:07:47,747 --> 00:07:49,332
- I hate mushrooms.
- 73
- 00:07:50,693 --> 00:07:52,607
- <i>But let's not worry about all of that.</i>
- 74
- 00:07:52,845 --> 00:07:55,315
- <i>This is Green Hills.</i>
- 75
- 00:07:55,502 --> 00:07:57,720
- <i>The greatest place on Earth.</i>
- 76
- 00:07:58,797 --> 00:08:03,626
- <i>These are my people, and there, I say,
- I am their lovable space creature.</i>
- 77
- 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,230
- <i>So what if they don't know I exist?</i>
- 78
- 00:08:07,456 --> 00:08:10,549
- <i>My favorite person is the Donut Lord.</i>
- 79
- 00:08:11,645 --> 00:08:13,484
- <i>Protector of this town,</i>
- 80
- 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:17,025
- <i>and defender of all creatures,
- big and small.</i>
- 81
- 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,782
- Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
- 82
- 00:08:20,973 --> 00:08:23,414
- <i>Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.</i>
- 83
- 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:28,636
- <i>She is super nice to animals,
- and strangely was born without bones.</i>
- 84
- 00:08:31,446 --> 00:08:34,491
- <i>There is one person in town
- who's actually onto me.</i>
- 85
- 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:36,713
- <i>He calls me The Blue Devil.</i>
- 86
- 00:08:36,903 --> 00:08:40,320
- -I almost caught him last night.
- -<i>Say hello to Crazy Carl.</i>
- 87
- 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,180
- <i>We have fun together.</i>
- 88
- 00:08:47,511 --> 00:08:49,845
- I know you're out there!
- 89
- 00:08:50,053 --> 00:08:52,649
- And I know you're real!
- 90
- 00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:55,011
- No, I'm not.
- 91
- 00:08:55,698 --> 00:08:57,949
- <i>Movie night is my favorite.</i>
- 92
- 00:08:58,088 --> 00:08:59,713
- Please, please...
- 93
- 00:09:00,108 --> 00:09:03,206
- Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.
- 94
- 00:09:03,349 --> 00:09:05,726
- <i>-When I find you--
- -Pop quiz hot-shot.</i>
- 95
- 00:09:05,899 --> 00:09:07,406
- <i>There's a bomb on the bus.</i>
- 96
- 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,787
- Pop quiz hot-shot.
- The classic line.
- 97
- 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,762
- <i>Basically, we're like a family,</i>
- 98
- 00:09:14,017 --> 00:09:15,862
- <i>even though we haven't met yet.</i>
- 99
- 00:09:15,924 --> 00:09:20,820
- You don't think your prolonged isolation
- is making you a bit crazy perhaps?
- 100
- 00:09:20,997 --> 00:09:25,438
- Crazy? Me? No way, Doc.
- You got me all wrong.
- 101
- 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:28,550
- And despite all these
- so called friends of yours,
- 102
- 00:09:28,678 --> 00:09:31,758
- deep down you are still rather lonely?
- 103
- 00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:40,739
- <i>Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?</i>
- 104
- 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,385
- Hey! No, no...
- 105
- 00:09:59,055 --> 00:10:02,711
- Get out of there! Come on!
- Oh, come on! Get out of there!
- 106
- 00:10:03,138 --> 00:10:05,514
- Get out of there, you trash pandas!
- 107
- 00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:09,760
- Maddie, as Green Hills
- most respected veterinary,
- 108
- 00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:12,711
- what is the fastest way
- to exterminate a racoon?
- 109
- 00:10:13,106 --> 00:10:15,697
- Hi, Ozzy. Hello.
- You're glad to see me?
- 110
- 00:10:15,797 --> 00:10:17,393
- You don't eat garbage, do you?
- 111
- 00:10:17,765 --> 00:10:19,292
- What's that?
- 112
- 00:10:19,657 --> 00:10:22,144
- -Is that what I think it is?
- -Open it.
- 113
- 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:27,027
- -It's kinda small, is that bad?
- -Just... open it.
- 114
- 00:10:32,836 --> 00:10:34,920
- Dear Thomas, we have reviewed
- your application
- 115
- 00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:36,739
- to the San Francisco Police Department,
- 116
- 00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:39,468
- and pending inter departmental review
- and background check.
- 117
- 00:10:39,564 --> 00:10:43,489
- And we are happy to inform you that you
- have been selected to join our team.
- 118
- 00:10:43,649 --> 00:10:45,757
- Wow! Oh my God!
- 119
- 00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:50,323
- San Francisco sucks?
- 120
- 00:10:52,593 --> 00:10:54,116
- Wrong one.
- 121
- 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,852
- -You never had a doubt, huh?
- -No!
- 122
- 00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:06,921
- -I can't believe this!
- -I know. You did it!
- 123
- 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:10,287
- What are those?
- 124
- 00:11:11,314 --> 00:11:13,700
- Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
- 125
- 00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:16,552
- I though Ozzy and I
- can fly there tomorrow,
- 126
- 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,025
- and check out some neighborhoods.
- 127
- 00:11:19,622 --> 00:11:21,785
- I mean, this is all happening so fast.
- 128
- 00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:27,790
- Man, it's the craziest thing,
- you apply for the job, you get the job.
- 129
- 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,050
- -Well, pending a background check.
- -Oh, man,
- 130
- 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:33,853
- hope they don't find out about that time
- you used the neighbor's WiFi.
- 131
- 00:11:34,022 --> 00:11:36,491
- Correction, I'm still using
- the neighbor's WiFi.
- 132
- 00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:38,182
- But, Maddie...
- 133
- 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:40,189
- Are you sure you're okay with this?
- 134
- 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:41,926
- Thomas Michael Wachowski,
- 135
- 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,561
- what did you do the entire time
- I was in a veterinary school?
- 136
- 00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:46,681
- I worked the second job
- to pay the rent, and--
- 137
- 00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:48,698
- A third job to pay tuition.
- 138
- 00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:52,899
- You sacrificed for me,
- I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
- 139
- 00:11:53,826 --> 00:11:56,734
- Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
- 140
- 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:01,760
- I mean, there's been a Wachowski
- protecting this town for more than 50 years.
- 141
- 00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:04,766
- This is a big change.
- 142
- 00:12:05,277 --> 00:12:06,896
- I'm positive.
- 143
- 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,235
- It's time for this guy to get out there
- and prove himself.
- 144
- 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,223
- I love Green Hills, but...
- 145
- 00:12:12,368 --> 00:12:14,669
- You know, I wanna help people
- in real trouble.
- 146
- 00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:17,789
- I want someone to turn to me
- in a life-or-death situation,
- 147
- 00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:19,509
- and I'll be there for them.
- 148
- 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:24,273
- -I get it. I'm so proud of you.
- -Thank you.
- 149
- 00:12:25,951 --> 00:12:28,165
- And so it is with a heavy heart,
- that I tell you all
- 150
- 00:12:28,311 --> 00:12:31,394
- that I've accepted a position
- at the San Francisco Police Department
- 151
- 00:12:31,582 --> 00:12:33,110
- effective immediately.
- 152
- 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:36,607
- It's gonna be tough to leave my home town,
- and all my friendships.
- 153
- 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,952
- But this is something
- I feel like I need to do,
- 154
- 00:12:40,946 --> 00:12:45,274
- to grow, as both an officer, and a man.
- 155
- 00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:50,593
- What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
- 156
- 00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:53,120
- That wasn't so bad, right?
- 157
- 00:12:54,538 --> 00:12:56,264
- Now all I gotta do is...
- 158
- 00:12:57,054 --> 00:12:58,872
- tell everyone who isn't a donut.
- 159
- 00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:03,411
- Whoa, the play-offs.
- 160
- 00:13:47,963 --> 00:13:49,859
- So cool.
- 161
- 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:55,528
- We're at the ninth, tie score.
- 162
- 00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:59,285
- And exactly who you want at the plate
- with a game on the line, Sonic.
- 163
- 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,354
- But staring him down
- from the pitcher's mound
- 164
- 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:05,776
- is the most fearsome southpaw
- in Green Hills, also Sonic.
- 165
- 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,301
- Okay, focus, Sonic.
- 166
- 00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:11,046
- If you win this game you'll be
- the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
- 167
- 00:14:14,908 --> 00:14:18,586
- Hit it to the guy in left,
- he's a real space case.
- 168
- 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:23,457
- I can't with that guy.
- 169
- 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:27,759
- Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic,
- is so in batter Sonic.
- 170
- 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:36,635
- I got it, I got it...
- 171
- 00:14:37,802 --> 00:14:39,318
- I don't got it.
- 172
- 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,958
- Go home! Go home!
- 173
- 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,970
- Come on!
- 174
- 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,393
- Safe!
- 175
- 00:15:00,374 --> 00:15:02,855
- Yes! Yes! I did it!
- 176
- 00:15:02,996 --> 00:15:05,701
- Did you see that? I did it! I did it.
- 177
- 00:15:18,903 --> 00:15:20,926
- I really am alone.
- 178
- 00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:24,085
- All alone. Forever.
- 179
- 00:15:58,329 --> 00:16:01,380
- I'm sure no one noticed
- that giant blue explosion, right?
- 180
- 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,458
- -Hey, Wade.
- -Hi, Tom. Wade here.
- 181
- 00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:17,178
- What is going on?
- 182
- 00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:19,706
- -Oh Gosh, I think the power is out.
- -Yap, dur.
- 183
- 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,353
- The lights are out.
- The whole town is freaking out.
- 184
- 00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:24,446
- -What should I do?
- -Okay. Relax.
- 185
- 00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:26,410
- Take a deep breath, call Gil,
- 186
- 00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:29,024
- see if they can locate
- the down line, then...
- 187
- 00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:32,317
- call Zim, and see if he can get
- his generator over to the Super Cue
- 188
- 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:37,339
- -so the food stays fresh.
- -Call Zim before Gil?
- 189
- 00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:40,300
- -Call Gil-- Hello? Wait. Wait!
- -I'll call you back.
- 190
- 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,985
- Hello? Was that the end
- of the instructions?
- 191
- 00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,675
- Okay. All right. You can do this.
- 192
- 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,734
- What was the first thing he said to do?
- 193
- 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,370
- Right. Relax.
- 194
- 00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:17,585
- Twenty minutes ago an energy surge
- knocked our power
- 195
- 00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:20,304
- across the entire Pacific Northwest.
- What do we know?
- 196
- 00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:22,868
- Our first instinct was it was an EMP.
- 197
- 00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:26,369
- But electromagnetic pulses
- don't have that kind of power.
- 198
- 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,001
- NASA has ruled out
- meteor strikes or solar flares.
- 199
- 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,074
- The Department of Energy says
- it's not a power plant malfunction.
- 200
- 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:35,009
- Sounds like we're really good
- at figuring out what it wasn't.
- 201
- 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,227
- This could be a prelude
- to a larger attack.
- 202
- 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,584
- I'm suggesting we scramble
- the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no...
- 203
- 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:44,925
- This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
- Someone who understands technology.
- 204
- 00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:47,769
- -You wanna send in a lab rat?
- -Not just any lab rat.
- 205
- 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,094
- A lab rat with the teeth.
- 206
- 00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:51,612
- You're not suggesting who I think
- you're suggesting.
- 207
- 00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,636
- -I know he's a little weird--
- -Weird?
- 208
- 00:17:53,754 --> 00:17:56,217
- -No, no. No way!
- -He's a psychological terrifier.
- 209
- 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,650
- But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs.
- IQ off the charts.
- 210
- 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,438
- And his drone tech is revolutionary.
- 211
- 00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:06,310
- -You're sure he can handle this?
- -He has a perfect operations record.
- 212
- 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,521
- -Remember the coup in Pakistan?
- -No.
- 213
- 00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:11,382
- -Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
- -It's not even a country.
- 214
- 00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:14,508
- Exactly. And you can thank
- Robotnik for that.
- 215
- 00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:17,909
- I can't believe you're bringing
- that freak into this.
- 216
- 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,540
- Neither can I, but...
- 217
- 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,487
- We have no choice.
- 218
- 00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,095
- Guys, coming up!
- 219
- 00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:35,052
- Yes, Major.
- 220
- 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,334
- What the--
- 221
- 00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,163
- Are you in charge here?
- 222
- 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,700
- -Yes, I am.
- -No. Wrong!
- 223
- 00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:16,143
- -Name--
- -I'm in charge!
- 224
- 00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:17,640
- -Me!
- -Is Major--
- 225
- 00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,776
- -Ben--
- -I'm in charge.
- 226
- 00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:22,989
- You've never seen anything
- like this before?
- 227
- 00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:27,567
- It says I'm a top banana in a world
- full of hungry little monkeys.
- 228
- 00:19:27,692 --> 00:19:29,410
- Allow me to clarify.
- 229
- 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,921
- In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
- based on level of critical importance
- 230
- 00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:36,109
- the disparity between us
- is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.
- 231
- 00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:39,883
- -The Doctor thinks you're basic.
- -I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
- 232
- 00:19:40,106 --> 00:19:42,619
- Ten miles in every direction
- should suffice.
- 233
- 00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,542
- -Is he still looking at me funny?
- -Yes, he is.
- 234
- 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,812
- Tell him to stop or I'll pull out
- his search history.
- 235
- 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,466
- If you don't stop looking, the Doctor,
- he'll take a closer look--
- 236
- 00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:53,748
- -I'm not deaf.
- -And tell him his men report to me now.
- 237
- 00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,353
- Excuse me? Listen, pal,
- I don't know if you're realize--
- 238
- 00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,163
- I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?
- 239
- 00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:02,751
- -Benning--
- -Nobody cares! Nobody cares.
- 240
- 00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,251
- Listen, Major Nobodycares.
- 241
- 00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,547
- You know why
- nobody cares who you are?
- 242
- 00:20:07,818 --> 00:20:10,566
- Because nobody cares about your feeble
- accomplishments.
- 243
- 00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:13,172
- And nobody cares about how proud
- your Mommy is
- 244
- 00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:15,756
- that you're now reading
- at a third grade level.
- 245
- 00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:20,469
- Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet?
- Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.
- 246
- 00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:23,230
- But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
- 247
- 00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:26,999
- Oh, my babies.
- 248
- 00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,127
- Look what came out of my egg sac.
- 249
- 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,399
- You know what I love about machines?
- 250
- 00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:36,458
- They do what they're told.
- They follow their programming.
- 251
- 00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:40,218
- They don't need time-off to get drunk,
- and put the boat in the water.
- 252
- 00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,557
- And you do what you're told.
- 253
- 00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:45,184
- Stand over there on the edge
- of your personal abyss.
- 254
- 00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,687
- And watch my machines do your job.
- 255
- 00:20:51,113 --> 00:20:53,904
- -Can you feel it, Stone?
- -I can feel it, Doctor.
- 256
- 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,892
- It's evolution, Stone.
- 257
- 00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,059
- It's evolution!
- 258
- 00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:36,419
- -Agent Stone?
- -Doctor.
- 259
- 00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,071
- Do you see anything useful in this image?
- 260
- 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,382
- -Nothing at all, Doctor.
- -Of course you don't.
- 261
- 00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,701
- Your eyes weren't expertly trained
- to spot tracks
- 262
- 00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,131
- by the Native American Shadow Wolves.
- 263
- 00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,791
- That's extraordinary.
- 264
- 00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:01,169
- No, what extraordinary is...
- 265
- 00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:05,003
- I determined the exact height, weight,
- and spinal curvature of this creature.
- 266
- 00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,028
- And my computer can't find
- a single match for it, anywhere
- 267
- 00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:10,603
- in Earth's animal kingdom.
- 268
- 00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:15,191
- This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
- and that's no baby Bigfoot.
- 269
- 00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:18,859
- This guy is something else
- 270
- 00:22:20,532 --> 00:22:22,244
- entirely.
- 271
- 00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,410
- Divert all search units
- to the site of the footprint.
- 272
- 00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:28,449
- That's one small step for man,
- 273
- 00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:30,934
- one giant leap for me.
- 274
- 00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:44,212
- Okay, okay. Everything is fine.
- 275
- 00:22:44,372 --> 00:22:46,424
- You played some baseball,
- got a little upset.
- 276
- 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,834
- Lightning shut out of your butt,
- and now they're coming for you.
- 277
- 00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,528
- All right, all right.
- Earth isn't safe anymore.
- 278
- 00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:55,484
- Time for plan B - Mushroomville.
- I gotta take my stuff.
- 279
- 00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:57,472
- Okay, essential items only.
- 280
- 00:22:57,615 --> 00:23:00,372
- Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
- hair gel, night light, funny hat.
- 281
- 00:23:00,753 --> 00:23:03,620
- This half-eaten cantaloupe,
- and my scented candle.
- 282
- 00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:05,606
- My entire comic book collection.
- 283
- 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,391
- Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair
- fit in the backpack? No, no.
- 284
- 00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,004
- Of course not. That's stupid.
- 285
- 00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:13,424
- Okay, what else? The rings!
- The rings, yes, of course!
- 286
- 00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:18,122
- Here we go. Ring time.
- Mushroom planet, here I come.
- 287
- 00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:21,823
- Oh, no! They're right outside,
- I gotta go somewhere else.
- 288
- 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,457
- Goodbye, cave.
- 289
- 00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:33,964
- -Hi.
- -Hey.
- 290
- 00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:35,172
- What are you doing?
- 291
- 00:23:35,327 --> 00:23:38,055
- Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
- 292
- 00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:40,068
- That sounds half-fun.
- 293
- 00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,523
- Hey, exciting stuff here.
- We had a power outage.
- 294
- 00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:44,481
- The whole town went dark.
- 295
- 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,778
- It was like a sign telling me
- to get outta Dodge.
- 296
- 00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,783
- -Wade must've lost his mind.
- -Yeah.
- 297
- 00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:50,938
- And he does not have much to lose.
- 298
- 00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:53,758
- How's your sister? Does she
- convince you to leave me yet?
- 299
- 00:23:53,889 --> 00:23:57,203
- No, but she did tell me to check
- your phone for dating apps.
- 300
- 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,785
- The only apps on my phone
- are the ones that came with it.
- 301
- 00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:02,158
- -And the Olive Garden.
- -Ah, because when you're there--
- 302
- 00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:04,001
- You're family.
- 303
- 00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:07,322
- No way!
- 304
- 00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:13,078
- The racoons are back.
- And they are in for a surprise.
- 305
- 00:24:13,205 --> 00:24:16,584
- Your surprise better not be
- my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry.
- 306
- 00:24:16,844 --> 00:24:19,313
- And also, that's for bears.
- 307
- 00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,245
- -Good, now I know it'll work.
- -Tom!
- 308
- 00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,799
- I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it
- to scare them.
- 309
- 00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:27,461
- -Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye.
- -To--
- 310
- 00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,732
- D-I-V-O-R-S-E.
- 311
- 00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:40,688
- Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage
- to Donut Lord's property.
- 312
- 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,764
- Here we go.
- 313
- 00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:46,194
- Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay.
- You're going to a safe world.
- 314
- 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:51,775
- A nice safe world full of mushrooms.
- Mushrooms there will be your only friends.
- 315
- 00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,821
- That sounds awful, I can't do this.
- 316
- 00:24:53,966 --> 00:24:56,212
- You have to do it,
- there's no other option.
- 317
- 00:24:58,191 --> 00:24:59,618
- All right.
- 318
- 00:25:00,642 --> 00:25:04,017
- SFPD, pending background check.
- Paws in the air!
- 319
- 00:25:06,634 --> 00:25:08,790
- Uhhh... meow?
- 320
- 00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:20,378
- San Francisco?
- 321
- 00:25:42,578 --> 00:25:44,024
- No.
- 322
- 00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:49,784
- What?
- 323
- 00:26:12,556 --> 00:26:14,184
- The Blue Devil.
- 324
- 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,038
- -Donut Lord?
- -You can talk?
- 325
- 00:26:30,085 --> 00:26:31,264
- You're not--
- 326
- 00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:34,439
- -You're not here to abduct me, are you?
- -You abducted me!
- 327
- 00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:37,968
- Okay, it's a fair point. What are you?
- 328
- 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,898
- Why are you hiding out in my garage?
- 329
- 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,232
- I needed somewhere safe,
- 330
- 00:26:41,378 --> 00:26:43,919
- and you are the only person
- I could think of, Donut Lord.
- 331
- 00:26:44,047 --> 00:26:46,803
- -Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
- -'Cause you talk to donuts,
- 332
- 00:26:46,962 --> 00:26:48,840
- and then eat them
- if they get out of the line.
- 333
- 00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:51,267
- -Again, fair.
- -Wait... Where are all the mushrooms?
- 334
- 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,915
- Why am I still on Earth? What did--
- Oh, no, I lost my rings!
- 335
- 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,431
- What?
- 336
- 00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,297
- What's happening?
- Is this your mothership?
- 337
- 00:27:06,364 --> 00:27:08,930
- -I'm not in the mood to get probed.
- -You think you're worried?
- 338
- 00:27:09,055 --> 00:27:10,697
- I'm not even wearing pants.
- 339
- 00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,576
- What the--
- 340
- 00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:19,222
- -They're coming for me!
- -Who's coming for you?
- 341
- 00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:21,970
- -What does that have to do with me?
- -I don't have time to explain,
- 342
- 00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:24,783
- -but you have to help me.
- -No, I don't. Why?
- 343
- 00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:28,254
- Well, my legs, which normally
- would be classified as lethal weapons
- 344
- 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,574
- feel like spaghetti.
- 345
- 00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:32,815
- I need your help, please.
- It's life or death.
- 346
- 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,030
- Fine, come with me.
- 347
- 00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,061
- Little help?
- 348
- 00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:01,100
- -All right, stay here. And be quiet.
- -Good plan, great plan.
- 349
- 00:28:01,239 --> 00:28:05,100
- How are we working so well together?
- Practically finishing each other sentences.
- 350
- 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,558
- Okay, bye.
- 351
- 00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,494
- Hello there.
- 352
- 00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:14,747
- Can I help you?
- 353
- 00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:20,250
- Good morning, my rural chum.
- 354
- 00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:21,873
- I'm...
- 355
- 00:28:22,162 --> 00:28:24,629
- from the power company,
- investigating the blackout.
- 356
- 00:28:24,781 --> 00:28:28,028
- If you don't mind I'd like to take
- a few readings inside your house?
- 357
- 00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:30,088
- No kidding, you're from
- the power company?
- 358
- 00:28:30,224 --> 00:28:33,165
- You must know my buddy Spencer.
- We play softball together.
- 359
- 00:28:33,309 --> 00:28:35,948
- Spence, he's a good man.
- 360
- 00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:39,776
- -Yeah, yeah... come on in!
- -Great.
- 361
- 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,218
- Take all the readings
- you need. Except...
- 362
- 00:28:43,184 --> 00:28:46,453
- Don't the power company usually take
- their readings from outside the house?
- 363
- 00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:48,844
- That way they can check
- even if you're not home.
- 364
- 00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:51,598
- Also, my buddy Spencer
- works at the gas company.
- 365
- 00:28:51,724 --> 00:28:54,667
- And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy.
- So, you wanna tell me why
- 366
- 00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,274
- you think I'm dumb enough
- to just let you walk inside my house?
- 367
- 00:29:06,216 --> 00:29:08,729
- -I'm sorry, Mr..?
- -Wachowski.
- 368
- 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,424
- But everyone calls me Tom.
- 369
- 00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:12,662
- Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.
- 370
- 00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:16,266
- But it's go on for so long now that
- it would be just weird if I corrected him.
- 371
- 00:29:16,412 --> 00:29:18,513
- Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim.
- 372
- 00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:22,697
- You may have noticed that this entire town
- has been experiencing a power outage.
- 373
- 00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:24,665
- Yup, no lights, picked up on that.
- 374
- 00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,736
- Twenty minutes ago I tracked
- an energy pulse
- 375
- 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:30,013
- with the similar signature to the one
- that caused that disruption.
- 376
- 00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,455
- Listen, Mr..?
- 377
- 00:29:46,602 --> 00:29:49,167
- Doctor. Doctor Robotnik.
- 378
- 00:29:49,346 --> 00:29:51,206
- But my dentist calls me Rob.
- 379
- 00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,585
- Look, Doctor Robotskiz...
- 380
- 00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:58,156
- I'm sure what you're here for
- is very serious,
- 381
- 00:29:58,286 --> 00:30:01,095
- but it's got nothing to do with me,
- you can ask anyone in town.
- 382
- 00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,897
- -Everyone knows me.
- -I bet they do.
- 383
- 00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:05,459
- I'm sure you hella popular
- with a Gabs and Murls
- 384
- 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,789
- and Billy Bobs in this glorified
- gas station rest stop.
- 385
- 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:13,161
- Which goes way back to the days
- of tipping cows and playing on a jug band.
- 386
- 00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:18,859
- And maybe some day
- you've achieved your goal
- 387
- 00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:21,777
- of getting a Costco card,
- or adopting a Labradoodle.
- 388
- 00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:27,205
- But the reality is, I surpassed
- everything you're ever going to do
- 389
- 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,980
- before I was a toddler.
- 390
- 00:30:31,131 --> 00:30:34,702
- I was spitting out formulas
- while you were still spitting up formula.
- 391
- 00:30:34,828 --> 00:30:37,404
- -I was breastfed, actually.
- -Nice.
- 392
- 00:30:37,638 --> 00:30:39,854
- Rub that in my orphan face.
- 393
- 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:45,877
- Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar
- with US code 904, title 10, article 104?
- 394
- 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040
- -Yeah--
- -Anyone, who attempts to aid
- 395
- 00:30:49,199 --> 00:30:52,031
- an enemy of the United States
- shall suffer death.
- 396
- 00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,908
- And if I'm the one who catches you,
- 397
- 00:30:56,373 --> 00:30:58,228
- it'll be even worse.
- 398
- 00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,080
- Worse than death?
- 399
- 00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,004
- Okay, I'm a ball.
- Just a normal ball.
- 400
- 00:31:05,151 --> 00:31:06,412
- I'm blending in like a bulge.
- 401
- 00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:10,306
- Stop talking. No, you stop talking.
- Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic!
- 402
- 00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,560
- Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me
- with X-Rays,
- 403
- 00:31:12,693 --> 00:31:14,957
- I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
- 404
- 00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,760
- Don't freak out. Don't freak--
- Don't freak out.
- 405
- 00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:26,916
- Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
- 406
- 00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:29,729
- I'm freaking out!
- 407
- 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:34,543
- Why don't you had
- your staircase carpeted?
- 408
- 00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,039
- Compared to--
- 409
- 00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:40,397
- -Old pipes.
- -Yeah.
- 410
- 00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:43,188
- Probably just the house settling.
- Nothing to see here.
- 411
- 00:31:44,787 --> 00:31:46,054
- Hey!
- 412
- 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,651
- Here's the thing.
- 413
- 00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:55,931
- I'm never wrong.
- 414
- 00:31:56,695 --> 00:31:59,017
- Well, first time for everything, I guess.
- 415
- 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,361
- Would you like some cake?
- 416
- 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:04,676
- I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths
- of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
- 417
- 00:32:15,957 --> 00:32:17,720
- Look at that.
- 418
- 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,878
- I was right.
- 419
- 00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,220
- Note the lack of surprise.
- 420
- 00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,146
- Should we try this again?
- 421
- 00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:38,872
- I'm going to give you five seconds
- to tell me where it is. Five.
- 422
- 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,080
- -I don't know what's you're talking about.
- -Four.
- 423
- 00:32:41,237 --> 00:32:43,605
- Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop.
- And you're threatening an Officer.
- 424
- 00:32:43,738 --> 00:32:46,406
- How can you threaten somebody
- who never existed? Three.
- 425
- 00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:48,968
- Come on, rack your brain!
- 426
- 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:52,422
- You might be able to come up
- with some lame excuse to go on living.
- 427
- 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,133
- In two...
- 428
- 00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:56,138
- One!
- 429
- 00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:58,467
- Wait! Don't hurt him.
- 430
- 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:13,709
- This feels excessive.
- 431
- 00:33:17,154 --> 00:33:18,296
- Stay behind me.
- 432
- 00:33:34,489 --> 00:33:36,952
- Don't worry, I got it
- right where I want it.
- 433
- 00:33:39,532 --> 00:33:42,956
- Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
- packages with these thing?
- 434
- 00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:48,201
- This was a horrible plan,
- what was I thinking?
- 435
- 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,501
- I'm gonna puke!
- 436
- 00:33:56,146 --> 00:33:57,239
- Come on!
- 437
- 00:33:58,164 --> 00:33:59,419
- We gotta get out of here.
- 438
- 00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:02,648
- Don't tell me that's all you've got.
- I'm just getting started.
- 439
- 00:34:02,773 --> 00:34:05,504
- Let me know if you wanna go
- round two with the blue.
- 440
- 00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:25,496
- Doctor!
- 441
- 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,947
- Are you okay?
- 442
- 00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:29,282
- I just saw a guy race
- outta here and thought--
- 443
- 00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:30,845
- That you should stop them?
- 444
- 00:34:31,962 --> 00:34:33,503
- Open your mouth,
- 445
- 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,735
- and say you thought
- that you should stop them.
- 446
- 00:34:35,895 --> 00:34:39,049
- No, I thought that maybe I should
- check to see if you're okay.
- 447
- 00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:42,071
- You know what's hard about being
- the smartest person in the world?
- 448
- 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:45,101
- -Everyone else seems stupid.
- -Yes. Way to go.
- 449
- 00:34:45,336 --> 00:34:46,791
- You got that one.
- 450
- 00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:51,740
- Whatever this creature is,
- it's our job to secure it,
- 451
- 00:34:52,242 --> 00:34:55,427
- neutralize it, uncover
- the source of its power.
- 452
- 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,481
- And if it resists...
- 453
- 00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:00,078
- we take it apart,
- 454
- 00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,099
- piece by piece.
- 455
- 00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:05,207
- See what makes it tick.
- 456
- 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,598
- -Stone.
- -Doctor.
- 457
- 00:35:07,745 --> 00:35:09,401
- Call Optical Illusions.
- 458
- 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,788
- Tell them I need new frames.
- 459
- 00:35:12,425 --> 00:35:14,032
- They know what kind I like.
- 460
- 00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,532
- And bring that quill.
- 461
- 00:35:18,061 --> 00:35:19,407
- Yes, Doctor.
- 462
- 00:35:22,698 --> 00:35:23,962
- All right, pal,
- 463
- 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,690
- You need to start talking right now.
- 464
- 00:35:25,822 --> 00:35:28,185
- Who are you? <i>What</i> are you?
- 465
- 00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:30,692
- I'm a hedgehog,
- I feel like that's obvious.
- 466
- 00:35:30,888 --> 00:35:33,466
- -And I'm in big trouble.
- -You're in big trouble?
- 467
- 00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,580
- You're not the one who punched
- some sort of government weirdo back there.
- 468
- 00:35:36,706 --> 00:35:38,946
- You think you have problems?
- I lost my rings!
- 469
- 00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:40,610
- Rings? What are you talking about?
- 470
- 00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:44,214
- Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures
- travel between worlds.
- 471
- 00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:46,922
- And now mine are on top
- of a pointy building
- 472
- 00:35:47,074 --> 00:35:49,845
- I've only ever seen
- on your skin tight t-shirt.
- 473
- 00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:52,363
- So, I'd like you to take me
- to San Francisco,
- 474
- 00:35:52,575 --> 00:35:55,702
- so I can get back my rings and use them
- to go to the Mushroom planet.
- 475
- 00:35:57,553 --> 00:35:59,897
- -Mushroom planet?
- -Yes!
- 476
- 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,426
- Right.
- 477
- 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,879
- -Okay, pal. Out you go.
- -I'm sorry, what?
- 478
- 00:36:08,025 --> 00:36:11,892
- Look, this is the worst possible time
- for me to get myself into trouble, okay?
- 479
- 00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:14,125
- You asked me to save your life,
- I saved your life.
- 480
- 00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:17,179
- Now please, go find your rings,
- and your Mushroomland.
- 481
- 00:36:17,331 --> 00:36:19,451
- Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
- in the hospital bed,
- 482
- 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,399
- and the doctors gonna tell me
- that my colonoscopy was a big success.
- 483
- 00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,761
- -Okay? So, goodbye.
- -Okay, goodbye.
- 484
- 00:36:25,279 --> 00:36:26,382
- Goodbye.
- 485
- 00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:31,683
- -Why aren't you leaving?
- -I don't know where San Francisco is.
- 486
- 00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:32,720
- - It's West.
- - West?
- 487
- 00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:35,199
- - Straight shot, can't miss it.
- - Fine. That's cool.
- 488
- 00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:37,374
- I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
- 489
- 00:36:42,297 --> 00:36:46,139
- So, as I crashed into the cold
- dark water of the Pacific
- 490
- 00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:48,282
- I realized a few things.
- 491
- 00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:51,020
- a) I have no idea where I'm going;
- 492
- 00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:53,384
- b) salt water stings.
- 493
- 00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:57,961
- c) I shouldn't even be on this planet
- right now, but I am.
- 494
- 00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:00,898
- -Why? Because you shot me!
- -I know.
- 495
- 00:37:01,111 --> 00:37:02,192
- You shot me!
- 496
- 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:05,000
- All right. I heard you the first time.
- You don't have to...
- 497
- 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,642
- pile it on, good grief.
- 498
- 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,949
- I'm wet. I'm cold.
- 499
- 00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:11,058
- There's a fish on my head!
- 500
- 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,719
- And clearly I'm not gonna be able
- to do this on my own.
- 501
- 00:37:20,694 --> 00:37:23,376
- -All right, get in the truck.
- -Really? You gonna help me?
- 502
- 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:26,650
- I guess it is a little bit of my fault
- that all of this happening to you.
- 503
- 00:37:26,782 --> 00:37:29,675
- Not a little bit, entirely.
- It is entirely your fault.
- 504
- 00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:31,724
- Okay, it's entirely my fault.
- Are you coming?
- 505
- 00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:32,954
- Yes.
- 506
- 00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:37,309
- Roadtrip.
- 507
- 00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:39,247
- What am I doing?
- 508
- 00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:42,233
- All right, there's gonna be rules
- on this trip. Number one:
- 509
- 00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:44,570
- do exactly as I say all the time.
- 510
- 00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:46,864
- -Got it?
- -Got it, Donut Lord.
- 511
- 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,841
- Would you stop with the Donut Lord?
- 512
- 00:37:49,211 --> 00:37:51,045
- I have a name. It's Tom.
- 513
- 00:37:51,383 --> 00:37:52,712
- I'm Sonic.
- 514
- 00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:55,056
- Sonic? Sonic.
- 515
- 00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:58,357
- So, you've been spying
- on us all for years.
- 516
- 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,231
- I mean, I wouldn't call it spying.
- 517
- 00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,619
- We were all just hanging out,
- only I wasn't invited,
- 518
- 00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,253
- and no one knew I was there.
- 519
- 00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:07,019
- I can't believe Crazy Carl
- was right all this time.
- 520
- 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,069
- Yeah, you should call him
- Super Observing Carl instead.
- 521
- 00:38:10,638 --> 00:38:12,918
- -Oh my God, stop the car right now!
- -What? What?
- 522
- 00:38:13,081 --> 00:38:16,404
- The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball?
- We gotta see it!
- 523
- 00:38:16,532 --> 00:38:19,999
- No, no. This is not some fun
- family roadtrip, okay?
- 524
- 00:38:20,248 --> 00:38:24,246
- The government wants to dissect you,
- and arrest me. This is serious.
- 525
- 00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:28,287
- You were right. It was lame.
- Gift shop was cool, though.
- 526
- 00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:29,753
- I got you a mouse pad.
- 527
- 00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:31,612
- When are we gonna get there?
- 528
- 00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:33,534
- We will get there when we get there.
- 529
- 00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:55,892
- All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade
- to see if he knows what's going on.
- 530
- 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,216
- You gonna see Wade in that glass thing?
- 531
- 00:38:58,367 --> 00:39:00,315
- What is it? A teleportation box?
- 532
- 00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:03,027
- It's a pay phone.
- 533
- 00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:06,585
- It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives
- from the law, which is us.
- 534
- 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,236
- Stay in the car. I don't want
- anybody seeing you.
- 535
- 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:10,838
- Fine!
- 536
- 00:39:29,361 --> 00:39:34,020
- Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place
- on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
- 537
- 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,557
- Be strong. Be strong.
- 538
- 00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:54,995
- Hello. Green Hills Police Department.
- 539
- 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,925
- -Wade, it's me.
- -Hi, I'm so glad that you called.
- 540
- 00:39:58,307 --> 00:40:02,584
- So, some guys came in asking
- some questions. A little creepy.
- 541
- 00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:05,278
- Kinda reminded me of guys
- from Men in Black,
- 542
- 00:40:05,396 --> 00:40:08,866
- but not as likable,
- or charming as Will Smith.
- 543
- 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,604
- Wait, what kinda questions?
- 544
- 00:40:10,763 --> 00:40:13,020
- Questions about terrorism.
- 545
- 00:40:13,526 --> 00:40:16,538
- I told them that, like--
- I've gone ice fishing with Tom.
- 546
- 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:20,608
- He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
- He can't even make, like bait in the cold.
- 547
- 00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:22,886
- All right, Wade, listen to me.
- This is really important.
- 548
- 00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:25,102
- Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
- 549
- 00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:30,141
- You know, I think they already know.
- 550
- 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,696
- Mr. Wachowski.
- 551
- 00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:35,783
- Tom.
- 552
- 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,766
- I want you to know
- that the only other person
- 553
- 00:40:37,828 --> 00:40:40,896
- who have ever punched me
- in the face was the school bully.
- 554
- 00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:43,830
- He hit me in the cafeteria
- causing a blunt force contusion
- 555
- 00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,369
- to the soft tissue
- surrounding my orbital bone.
- 556
- 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,542
- Humiliated me in front
- of the entire school.
- 557
- 00:40:48,695 --> 00:40:50,817
- And you know what I did in response?
- 558
- 00:40:50,974 --> 00:40:53,583
- I'm assuming that you reported him
- to the Principal's office,
- 559
- 00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:56,076
- 'cause, you know that kinda behavior
- is really unacceptable.
- 560
- 00:40:56,238 --> 00:40:59,142
- No, I examined the inefficiency
- of a world with blunt traumed brain,
- 561
- 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,078
- and I used technology
- to resolve that inefficiency.
- 562
- 00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:04,951
- The boy ate his meals
- through a straw for a year.
- 563
- 00:41:05,222 --> 00:41:08,366
- And I have never lost
- a fight again. Until today.
- 564
- 00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,346
- Hooray for me then, huh?
- 565
- 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,103
- No, because you're about
- to become the bully with a straw!
- 566
- 00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:15,444
- I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.
- 567
- 00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:17,781
- And when I catch you I'll--
- 568
- 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,751
- Hello? Hello?
- 569
- 00:41:21,866 --> 00:41:24,484
- -Hello? Hello?
- -I think he actually hung up.
- 570
- 00:41:24,531 --> 00:41:27,867
- -Because I noticed that the light isn't on.
- -Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
- 571
- 00:41:27,998 --> 00:41:30,282
- If you give me a second
- I can get an outside line.
- 572
- 00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:34,388
- No, don't be bothered.
- You just sit there and be <i>you-</i>
- 573
- 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,142
- <i>sless.</i>
- 574
- 00:41:44,075 --> 00:41:46,732
- No one's gonna erase my memory here?
- 575
- 00:41:47,931 --> 00:41:49,896
- I will tell people about this.
- 576
- 00:41:53,002 --> 00:41:56,111
- Okay, not exactly
- the healthiest meal, but...
- 577
- 00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:58,463
- Sonic?
- 578
- 00:42:04,717 --> 00:42:06,065
- No, no.
- 579
- 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,687
- Howdy, partner.
- 580
- 00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,599
- I'm not your partner, come on,
- we're leaving.
- 581
- 00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:27,462
- But there's a ZZ Top cover band,
- you gotta see their beards.
- 582
- 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,009
- We will have to catch them
- some other time. Let's go. Get up.
- 583
- 00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:33,458
- If we stay I promise I won't say
- another word for the rest of the trip.
- 584
- 00:42:33,604 --> 00:42:35,021
- Starting... now.
- 585
- 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,986
- Welcome to the Piston Pit,
- what can I get you fellas?
- 586
- 00:42:38,212 --> 00:42:42,605
- I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac.
- Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac.
- 587
- 00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:46,275
- No kids allowed in here.
- What's he got on, some kinda mask?
- 588
- 00:42:47,056 --> 00:42:51,640
- He's actually 43 years old,
- and suffers from a very rare skin disease.
- 589
- 00:42:51,788 --> 00:42:54,131
- that stunts his growth,
- and makes him look...
- 590
- 00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:55,888
- like-- like that.
- 591
- 00:42:56,027 --> 00:42:59,959
- The face I was born with, the confidence
- I picked up along the way.
- 592
- 00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:02,904
- -Make us a Mellow Yellow please.
- -Okay.
- 593
- 00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:06,748
- -You owe me one.
- -I've never sat on the bar stool before.
- 594
- 00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:10,065
- So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins!
- 595
- 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,146
- Yes.
- 596
- 00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:14,807
- -I feel sick.
- -Having fun?
- 597
- 00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,866
- Gonna check this off your bucket list,
- huh? Big night for ya?
- 598
- 00:43:17,985 --> 00:43:19,814
- What's a bucket list?
- 599
- 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,692
- Bucket list is a...
- 600
- 00:43:22,097 --> 00:43:25,298
- It's a list of things you wanna do
- in your life before you...
- 601
- 00:43:25,952 --> 00:43:27,115
- well, kick the bucket.
- 602
- 00:43:27,226 --> 00:43:30,150
- I've never kicked the bucket
- either. I gotta make my list.
- 603
- 00:43:35,927 --> 00:43:37,346
- Sonic.
- 604
- 00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:45,468
- Why? What's the matter?
- 605
- 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,476
- There are so much stuff
- I've never done.
- 606
- 00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:49,916
- And now that I'm leaving Earth forever...
- 607
- 00:43:50,452 --> 00:43:52,259
- I guess I missed my chance.
- 608
- 00:43:57,422 --> 00:44:00,796
- Well, I guess this is the kinda place
- you can get a lot of live and done
- 609
- 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,665
- in a short period of time.
- 610
- 00:44:03,231 --> 00:44:04,936
- I suppose we can spare an hour.
- 611
- 00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,443
- What? You gonna bucket list with me?
- 612
- 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:10,116
- -Sure, why not.
- -You won't regret this.
- 613
- 00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,562
- I'm pretty sure I will.
- 614
- 00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:37,878
- New high score.
- 615
- 00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:47,886
- Wait a second, does this bull missing
- a head or does it have two butts?
- 616
- 00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:52,384
- -This is easy.
- -Okay.
- 617
- 00:44:57,123 --> 00:44:58,826
- I'm a cowboy, baby.
- 618
- 00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,334
- I'm okay.
- 619
- 00:45:09,805 --> 00:45:10,951
- Yeah!
- 620
- 00:45:13,287 --> 00:45:14,899
- Yeah, laugh it up.
- 621
- 00:45:15,091 --> 00:45:16,697
- Nice work, Romeo.
- 622
- 00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,852
- -Glad you're having a good time.
- -I am having a good time.
- 623
- 00:45:19,964 --> 00:45:22,680
- I'm having the best time,
- I mean what could go wrong?
- 624
- 00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,951
- Can we help you?
- 625
- 00:45:28,304 --> 00:45:32,290
- -We don't like your kind around here.
- -Our kind? What kind is that?
- 626
- 00:45:34,388 --> 00:45:35,583
- Hipsters.
- 627
- 00:45:36,143 --> 00:45:37,196
- How dare you?!
- 628
- 00:45:37,309 --> 00:45:39,782
- Hey, you know what? We were
- just leaving anyway, weren't we?
- 629
- 00:45:39,919 --> 00:45:41,592
- -Not a problem--
- -No, no. It's okay.
- 630
- 00:45:41,732 --> 00:45:42,675
- No, no. We're leaving.
- 631
- 00:45:42,811 --> 00:45:45,313
- I know exactly how to handle
- this situation.
- 632
- 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,609
- Pop quiz hot-shot.
- 633
- 00:45:47,754 --> 00:45:50,405
- You just picked a fight
- with a poorly disguised hedgehog
- 634
- 00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:53,385
- who's seen way too many
- action movies. What do you do?
- 635
- 00:45:53,507 --> 00:45:55,162
- What do you do?
- 636
- 00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,014
- Am I crazy? It was supposed
- to break, right?
- 637
- 00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:04,607
- Break please. Break please.
- Break please, bottle. Please.
- 638
- 00:46:04,776 --> 00:46:06,148
- Sonic?
- 639
- 00:46:17,749 --> 00:46:20,353
- -Nice doing.
- -Thanks. It's awesome, right?
- 640
- 00:46:20,522 --> 00:46:22,509
- All right, who's next?
- Who wants some?
- 641
- 00:46:22,688 --> 00:46:24,266
- Who do I get to beat up?
- 642
- 00:46:24,661 --> 00:46:29,063
- Hey, has anybody seen my waitress?
- Still waiting on those buffalo wings.
- 643
- 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:31,445
- Ah, you!
- 644
- 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,127
- Really?
- 645
- 00:48:33,074 --> 00:48:35,841
- -So, should we get out of here?
- -Yeah, time to go.
- 646
- 00:48:38,005 --> 00:48:39,026
- That was amazing!
- 647
- 00:48:39,229 --> 00:48:42,120
- Wait a second, did we even pay
- our tip? It doesn't matter!
- 648
- 00:48:42,303 --> 00:48:44,926
- Watch this. Watch this.
- I always wanted to do this.
- 649
- 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,654
- -Get them!
- -See ya, suckers.
- 650
- 00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:54,007
- I can't say for sure,
- but I think they liked me.
- 651
- 00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:01,469
- -Yes! Yes!
- -Yeah!
- 652
- 00:49:01,614 --> 00:49:02,245
- Ouch!
- 653
- 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:05,255
- -They got you pretty good.
- -I'm all right, have been hit harder.
- 654
- 00:49:05,413 --> 00:49:07,090
- Did you see how much
- toilet paper I used?
- 655
- 00:49:07,238 --> 00:49:10,750
- The next person that goes into that
- bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.
- 656
- 00:49:11,261 --> 00:49:14,921
- The floors were sticky. The crowd
- was rough. And the odds were against us.
- 657
- 00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:18,421
- But there was no stopping
- Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
- 658
- 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,230
- Scratch another one off my list.
- 659
- 00:49:22,449 --> 00:49:24,362
- You are a weird little dude.
- 660
- 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,178
- -Okay.
- -So, what are we gonna do now?
- 661
- 00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:42,914
- I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
- 662
- 00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:45,735
- -You should, too.
- -But this is my last night on Earth.
- 663
- 00:49:45,867 --> 00:49:48,190
- -I wanna soak up every last second.
- -All right, well...
- 664
- 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:51,552
- Anything you can find to do in this room,
- you knock yourself out.
- 665
- 00:49:58,116 --> 00:50:00,208
- Good times.
- 666
- 00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:03,960
- Oh, come on.
- 667
- 00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:08,293
- -That's awful, what did you eat?
- -I think it's called a chili dog.
- 668
- 00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:11,675
- You might wanna check
- your fur on that one, buddy.
- 669
- 00:50:12,223 --> 00:50:15,212
- Hey, so what's this next planet
- you're supposed to go to like?
- 670
- 00:50:15,465 --> 00:50:18,320
- It's no Earth. I can tell you that.
- There's no people.
- 671
- 00:50:18,456 --> 00:50:21,377
- Just breathable air and giant
- mushrooms, and stuff.
- 672
- 00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:23,622
- Well, look at it this way.
- 673
- 00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:26,249
- At least you won't be the only <i>fun-gi</i>.
- 674
- 00:50:26,905 --> 00:50:29,460
- No, don't ever do that again.
- 675
- 00:50:30,598 --> 00:50:31,950
- I liked it.
- 676
- 00:50:33,816 --> 00:50:35,807
- I'm really gonna miss this place.
- 677
- 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:39,622
- I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
- but what if Longclaw was wrong?
- 678
- 00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,915
- Maybe I could have a life here.
- 679
- 00:50:47,588 --> 00:50:49,927
- All right, we should get some sleep.
- 680
- 00:50:51,363 --> 00:50:54,519
- You sleep, don't worry about me,
- I'm gonna stay up all night
- 681
- 00:50:54,663 --> 00:50:56,446
- enjoying Earth while I can.
- 682
- 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,976
- Sure, kid.
- 683
- 00:50:58,619 --> 00:51:00,763
- As long as we're
- on the road by eight.
- 684
- 00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:28,777
- <i>Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
- an act of domestic terrorism.</i>
- 685
- 00:51:29,326 --> 00:51:31,974
- <i>Wachowski is considered
- armed and dangerous.</i>
- 686
- 00:51:32,237 --> 00:51:35,249
- <i>Any information regarding
- his whereabouts should be reported</i>
- 687
- 00:51:35,401 --> 00:51:37,234
- <i>to local authorities immediately.</i>
- 688
- 00:51:43,454 --> 00:51:45,408
- Did he say where he was going?
- 689
- 00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,759
- Maybe. Maybe not.
- 690
- 00:51:51,896 --> 00:51:53,599
- Like I'd ever tell you.
- 691
- 00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:56,503
- Stand down, Agent Stone.
- 692
- 00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:59,043
- This well-meaning citizen obviously
- doesn't understand
- 693
- 00:51:59,196 --> 00:52:01,154
- the urgency of the matter.
- 694
- 00:52:03,484 --> 00:52:04,945
- Really?
- 695
- 00:52:07,203 --> 00:52:09,915
- Now, that's what I call
- 'good cop, bad cop'.
- 696
- 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,510
- Left yourself open.
- 697
- 00:52:17,064 --> 00:52:19,055
- Judging by the quickest route
- to San Francisco,
- 698
- 00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,292
- the approximate speed of their vehicle
- and local weather conditions...
- 699
- 00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:25,455
- They should be...
- 700
- 00:52:26,114 --> 00:52:28,053
- right about...
- 701
- 00:52:29,091 --> 00:52:30,434
- here.
- 702
- 00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:33,964
- -That's brilliant, Sir.
- -Thanks... for nothing.
- 703
- 00:52:36,895 --> 00:52:39,373
- -So, what's on your bucket list?
- -Me?
- 704
- 00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,318
- -Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right?
- -Well, sure, but...
- 705
- 00:52:42,454 --> 00:52:44,295
- I mean, you are the one leaving Earth.
- 706
- 00:52:44,676 --> 00:52:46,665
- And I'm not planning
- on dying anytime soon.
- 707
- 00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:49,978
- Don't be so sure, your best friend
- is a magnet for danger.
- 708
- 00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:52,034
- You're anointing yourself as the bestie?
- 709
- 00:52:53,224 --> 00:52:55,197
- Little presumptuous,
- but... I mean...
- 710
- 00:52:55,671 --> 00:52:57,821
- I like you, of course, but...
- 711
- 00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,785
- You know, we're not best friends.
- 712
- 00:53:00,153 --> 00:53:01,885
- You tucked me in last night.
- 713
- 00:53:02,089 --> 00:53:05,178
- -Fine, fine. Best animal friend.
- -That would be my dog Ozzy.
- 714
- 00:53:05,287 --> 00:53:09,112
- Okay, let's trap this increasingly
- humiliating topic of conversation.
- 715
- 00:53:09,338 --> 00:53:11,124
- Bucket list. Give it to me.
- 716
- 00:53:11,549 --> 00:53:13,491
- Okay, there is one thing.
- 717
- 00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,320
- In Green Hills I've always felt,
- 718
- 00:53:16,703 --> 00:53:19,874
- I don't know, more like a baby sitter
- than a real cop, you know?
- 719
- 00:53:20,062 --> 00:53:22,892
- So, I want a chance to prove
- myself under real pressure.
- 720
- 00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:25,830
- I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
- become a street cop.
- 721
- 00:53:26,445 --> 00:53:29,090
- And, I don't know,
- see if I have what it takes.
- 722
- 00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,471
- What?
- 723
- 00:53:32,735 --> 00:53:36,260
- -Why is your face doing that?
- -You're leaving Green Hills?!
- 724
- 00:53:36,994 --> 00:53:38,982
- -Okay.
- -Bu-- But-- But why?
- 725
- 00:53:39,032 --> 00:53:42,093
- -Why would you leave Green Hills?
- -This maybe hard for you to understand,
- 726
- 00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:44,867
- but Green Hills is a small town,
- it's a very small town.
- 727
- 00:53:45,005 --> 00:53:47,467
- It's not small. There are
- hundreds of people.
- 728
- 00:53:47,626 --> 00:53:49,165
- That's a small town, dude.
- 729
- 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,976
- It's a perfect town,
- and the people need you.
- 730
- 00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:55,427
- Please, I clean up their gutters,
- I jumpstart their cars in the winter.
- 731
- 00:53:55,563 --> 00:53:57,254
- They can call anybody to do that.
- 732
- 00:53:57,377 --> 00:54:00,886
- Sure, they can call anybody,
- but the don't. They call you.
- 733
- 00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,128
- Eeny meeny miny...
- 734
- 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,722
- mayhem.
- 735
- 00:54:33,756 --> 00:54:35,934
- -You're not making any sense.
- -Would you calm down?
- 736
- 00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,976
- You come from a great town
- with great people,
- 737
- 00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:40,776
- and by my count zero bad guys
- trying to kill you.
- 738
- 00:54:43,035 --> 00:54:45,505
- Besides, what could possibly
- be more important
- 739
- 00:54:45,645 --> 00:54:47,961
- than protecting the people you care about?
- 740
- 00:54:53,997 --> 00:54:55,519
- Look, I get--
- 741
- 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,664
- Yeah!
- 742
- 00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:09,614
- You know what? I was wrong about you.
- You're not the Donut Lord at all.
- 743
- 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,597
- You're more like the Jerk Lord.
- 744
- 00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:14,330
- Have you noticed the harpoon
- stuck in our dash?!
- 745
- 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,196
- Sonic!
- 746
- 00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:24,961
- I was forced from my home,
- your home is perfect and you're leaving it.
- 747
- 00:55:25,108 --> 00:55:26,746
- Why would you do that?
- 748
- 00:55:26,871 --> 00:55:29,201
- -Your body!
- -No, no! Not again!
- 749
- 00:55:29,437 --> 00:55:31,233
- -Hey, hold on!
- -Why?
- 750
- 00:55:31,353 --> 00:55:32,722
- Because I'm gonna do this.
- 751
- 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:52,518
- Sonic!
- 752
- 00:55:53,932 --> 00:55:55,343
- Sonic!
- 753
- 00:55:59,445 --> 00:56:01,911
- Guess I had a bonus life.
- 754
- 00:56:04,474 --> 00:56:05,669
- Yeah, baby!
- 755
- 00:56:05,868 --> 00:56:08,044
- Sonic - one, big tank - zero.
- 756
- 00:56:08,374 --> 00:56:10,224
- I'm sorry. Did we
- get this on camera?
- 757
- 00:56:10,336 --> 00:56:12,706
- -How are you not dead?
- -I have no idea.
- 758
- 00:56:13,157 --> 00:56:14,495
- But do you see me dancing?
- 759
- 00:56:14,648 --> 00:56:17,157
- -Yes, I saw your dance.
- -Is that all you've got?
- 760
- 00:56:17,303 --> 00:56:19,241
- No, but thank you for asking.
- 761
- 00:56:22,961 --> 00:56:24,060
- Sonic!
- 762
- 00:56:24,512 --> 00:56:27,106
- -Get back in the truck!
- -You go, I'll catch up.
- 763
- 00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:40,569
- I think that tank just had a baby.
- 764
- 00:56:53,156 --> 00:56:54,590
- Incoming!
- 765
- 00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:59,316
- -It's my turn!
- -You just had. Now it's mine!
- 766
- 00:56:59,479 --> 00:57:01,590
- Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking
- that thing away!
- 767
- 00:57:01,771 --> 00:57:02,921
- Yeah, right, Dad.
- 768
- 00:57:14,827 --> 00:57:16,819
- -Where are you going?
- -Just drive the car.
- 769
- 00:57:16,987 --> 00:57:18,502
- I'll take care of this.
- 770
- 00:57:18,691 --> 00:57:20,556
- And if I don't make it, just ditch me,
- 771
- 00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,074
- you seem good at that.
- 772
- 00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:33,749
- Hey, everyone, welcome back
- to my livestream.
- 773
- 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,095
- Today, we're destroying robots. Step one.
- 774
- 00:57:41,277 --> 00:57:42,844
- Yes! We did it!
- 775
- 00:57:47,585 --> 00:57:50,100
- We did not do it. Who is this guy?
- 776
- 00:57:50,511 --> 00:57:52,680
- Ever wonder where your
- tax dollars are going?
- 777
- 00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:55,173
- My turn, here,
- just keep us going straight.
- 778
- 00:57:55,528 --> 00:57:56,872
- I put on cruise control.
- 779
- 00:57:57,126 --> 00:58:00,763
- I feel just like Vin Diesel.
- It's all about family, Tom.
- 780
- 00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:11,731
- Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball
- and smash him with your body.
- 781
- 00:58:12,968 --> 00:58:15,312
- Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?!
- 782
- 00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:18,031
- Here, in this truck,
- it's happening as we speak.
- 783
- 00:58:21,044 --> 00:58:22,964
- I can't reach it, bring it in closer.
- 784
- 00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,471
- -What?
- -Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes.
- 785
- 00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:28,656
- -Oh, you mean this one?
- -The other brakes!
- 786
- 00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:46,221
- Give me a big fat break!
- 787
- 00:58:52,271 --> 00:58:54,305
- This one is cute, let's keep him.
- 788
- 00:58:57,907 --> 00:58:59,020
- Oh, come on!
- 789
- 00:58:59,154 --> 00:59:01,476
- How can something so adorable
- be so terrible.
- 790
- 00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:06,704
- You got car insurance, right?
- 791
- 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,525
- Buzz off!
- 792
- 00:59:14,911 --> 00:59:17,597
- -That doesn't sound good.
- -No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it!
- 793
- 00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:18,439
- I'm trying.
- 794
- 00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,532
- Just throw it off the window!
- Throw it anywhere!
- 795
- 00:59:20,659 --> 00:59:23,018
- -I can't get it off!
- -All right, I'm pulling over.
- 796
- 00:59:30,595 --> 00:59:32,426
- -Did I get it?
- -No.
- 797
- 00:59:34,218 --> 00:59:35,788
- Here, hold still.
- 798
- 00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:38,322
- It's going. It's going.
- 799
- 00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:39,926
- It's still here.
- 800
- 00:59:43,072 --> 00:59:46,291
- Get off me! Nailed it!
- 801
- 00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,285
- Sonic!
- 802
- 01:00:04,418 --> 01:00:05,635
- No, no.
- 803
- 01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,379
- Hey, come on.
- You're all right.
- 804
- 01:00:14,522 --> 01:00:16,689
- Wake up. Wake up.
- 805
- 01:00:23,425 --> 01:00:24,831
- Did we get them?
- 806
- 01:00:25,552 --> 01:00:27,430
- Oh, no, there they are.
- 807
- 01:00:27,698 --> 01:00:30,435
- They are real survivors, those two.
- 808
- 01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:37,164
- Can we have a moment?
- 809
- 01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,630
- Pin yourself to the wall.
- 810
- 01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:44,784
- You know, I won't miss you
- when you're gone.
- 811
- 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:48,849
- Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
- and I care very little about them.
- 812
- 01:00:48,986 --> 01:00:51,323
- But my machines are diligent, relentless.
- 813
- 01:00:51,531 --> 01:00:53,478
- They're everything to me!
- 814
- 01:01:07,977 --> 01:01:09,551
- <i>Interesting.</i>
- 815
- 01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,919
- Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right.
- 816
- 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,775
- You'll be all right.
- 817
- 01:01:40,554 --> 01:01:43,392
- -I beg you, Rachel. No. It's emergency.
- -No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye.
- 818
- 01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:45,509
- -Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie!
- -Bye. Bye.
- 819
- 01:01:45,537 --> 01:01:48,704
- -Don't do this to me please. It's important.
- -Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in!
- 820
- 01:01:48,832 --> 01:01:51,608
- I am calling the Police. No, I am calling
- the FBI. I am calling the CIA.
- 821
- 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,113
- -I am calling someone.
- -Don't do that.
- 822
- 01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,713
- -I'm calling your Mother.
- -Okay. Got it.
- 823
- 01:01:54,847 --> 01:01:56,624
- -Maddie, can we just--
- -Tom, what's going on?
- 824
- 01:01:56,667 --> 01:01:58,886
- You're all over the news.
- I've been trying to call you.
- 825
- 01:01:58,901 --> 01:02:00,887
- I had to ditch my phone
- so they couldn't track me.
- 826
- 01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:02,108
- -Ditch his phone?
- -Track? You?
- 827
- 01:02:02,238 --> 01:02:03,924
- -Uncle Tommy!
- -Jojo! Hey.
- 828
- 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:07,235
- -Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
- -She's not.
- 829
- 01:02:07,435 --> 01:02:10,541
- -Would you calm down.
- -Calm down? I will not calm down!
- 830
- 01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:14,045
- Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
- No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you.
- 831
- 01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:17,130
- - No, no! Ozzy, stop!
- -Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus!
- 832
- 01:02:17,353 --> 01:02:20,070
- What is that, Tom?
- Is it plutonium? Is it emails?
- 833
- 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,586
- Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please--
- Can we just go to your room and talk--
- 834
- 01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:24,710
- Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it!
- 835
- 01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:27,368
- -This is why I told you he was no good.
- -I'm not engaging--
- 836
- 01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,238
- -No, Ozzy, quit it!
- -Door now open.
- 837
- 01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:30,281
- -Locked.
- -No, it's unlocked.
- 838
- 01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:32,954
- Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no!
- 839
- 01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,084
- Oh, catch me, Jojo.
- 840
- 01:02:38,148 --> 01:02:39,822
- Oh, thank God!
- 841
- 01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:42,349
- Can I get a glass of water?
- 842
- 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:27,006
- I just thought you might like a latte
- with steamed Austrian goat milk.
- 843
- 01:04:27,461 --> 01:04:30,807
- What do I look like, an imbecile?
- Of course, I want a latte!
- 844
- 01:04:31,027 --> 01:04:32,946
- I love the way you make them!
- 845
- 01:04:39,485 --> 01:04:41,903
- Ready the prototype.
- 846
- 01:04:42,413 --> 01:04:47,838
- With this kind of power my machines
- can finally reach their full potential.
- 847
- 01:04:54,242 --> 01:04:56,098
- He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
- 848
- 01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,840
- Oh, thank God.
- He's gonna be okay, right?
- 849
- 01:05:00,137 --> 01:05:02,874
- I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know
- what I'm looking at here.
- 850
- 01:05:03,004 --> 01:05:04,963
- Well, he's a hedgehog...
- Or so he says.
- 851
- 01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,857
- -It talks?
- -Almost constantly.
- 852
- 01:05:07,162 --> 01:05:08,179
- Okay.
- 853
- 01:05:09,937 --> 01:05:11,021
- -Holy...
- -What?
- 854
- 01:05:11,196 --> 01:05:12,816
- Its pulse is super fast.
- 855
- 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,077
- Well, that actually
- might be normal for him.
- 856
- 01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:18,433
- -I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie.
- -I don't know his physiology.
- 857
- 01:05:18,568 --> 01:05:21,486
- He doesn't seem to have
- any broken bones. He's just...
- 858
- 01:05:22,371 --> 01:05:23,911
- really banged up.
- 859
- 01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,176
- Look at its poor little feet.
- 860
- 01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:33,381
- Hang in there, buddy.
- You gonna be all right.
- 861
- 01:05:36,629 --> 01:05:39,247
- Jojo, untie your Mo-- Jojo!
- 862
- 01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,284
- Untie Mommy. Sweetie.
- 863
- 01:05:42,987 --> 01:05:44,110
- Jojo!
- 864
- 01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:48,619
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- 865
- 01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:50,459
- He's gonna be okay, right?
- 866
- 01:05:50,608 --> 01:05:53,139
- Like he's gonna snap outta this.
- He'll wake up soon.
- 867
- 01:05:53,336 --> 01:05:55,637
- Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have
- like vet smelling salts,
- 868
- 01:05:55,778 --> 01:05:58,006
- like for cats, or parakeets or something?
- 869
- 01:05:58,156 --> 01:06:01,074
- -No, they don't make cat smelling salts.
- -They should.
- 870
- 01:06:01,504 --> 01:06:05,583
- I have human smelling salts
- in my human first aid kit.
- 871
- 01:06:06,864 --> 01:06:08,113
- Okay.
- 872
- 01:06:10,312 --> 01:06:11,460
- Come on, buddy.
- 873
- 01:06:11,607 --> 01:06:12,939
- Gotta go fast!
- 874
- 01:06:16,356 --> 01:06:18,715
- Where am I? What year is it?
- Is the Rock President?
- 875
- 01:06:18,841 --> 01:06:20,787
- Whoa, whoa, buddy.
- You're okay. Calm down.
- 876
- 01:06:20,923 --> 01:06:23,129
- -Oh, hi Pretzel Lady!
- -Hi.
- 877
- 01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:25,051
- Tom?
- 878
- 01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:27,004
- -Yeah?
- -Can I talk to you please?
- 879
- 01:06:30,170 --> 01:06:32,217
- Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.
- 880
- 01:06:32,339 --> 01:06:35,531
- You got it. I am great at resting.
- I rest better than anybody.
- 881
- 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,305
- Still talking.
- 882
- 01:06:37,433 --> 01:06:41,070
- First of all, can we take a moment to
- acknowledge how under control I've been.
- 883
- 01:06:41,185 --> 01:06:42,548
- -Amazing.
- -Didn't freak out.
- 884
- 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,525
- -No.
- -Totally calm.
- 885
- 01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:46,477
- Thank you.
- 886
- 01:06:47,195 --> 01:06:48,885
- Second of all,
- 887
- 01:06:49,398 --> 01:06:52,341
- what the heck is going on?!
- Is that thing an alien?
- 888
- 01:06:52,497 --> 01:06:56,903
- Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
- is always going on about the Blue Devil?
- 889
- 01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,897
- -That's him. He's real?
- -Dah!
- 890
- 01:07:00,021 --> 01:07:02,492
- What is he doing here?
- What are you doing here?
- 891
- 01:07:03,633 --> 01:07:06,787
- I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend
- with your tranq gun.
- 892
- 01:07:06,912 --> 01:07:09,215
- -No, you did not!
- -I didn't-- I didn't mean to.
- 893
- 01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:11,386
- Okay, this is kinda hard
- for me to explain.
- 894
- 01:07:11,451 --> 01:07:13,187
- And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
- 895
- 01:07:13,313 --> 01:07:16,663
- He has to get to the Transamerica
- building, and I promised I'd take him.
- 896
- 01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,127
- Aliens?
- 897
- 01:07:19,392 --> 01:07:21,401
- Maddie, your husband's
- lost his mind.
- 898
- 01:07:21,548 --> 01:07:25,154
- You can use this as an opportunity
- to leave him. No one would judge you.
- 899
- 01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:32,537
- So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
- 900
- 01:07:33,035 --> 01:07:34,393
- Really?
- 901
- 01:07:35,362 --> 01:07:37,675
- No one's ever given me a gift before.
- 902
- 01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:40,685
- I gotta check it off my bucket list.
- 903
- 01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:51,986
- All right. Lookin' good.
- 904
- 01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:56,269
- Okay.
- 905
- 01:07:56,529 --> 01:07:59,430
- You said you wanted to help
- people in real trouble, right?
- 906
- 01:07:59,905 --> 01:08:01,280
- Well, that's what you're doing.
- 907
- 01:08:01,475 --> 01:08:04,979
- Blue alien hedgehogs
- still count as <i>people</i>, right?
- 908
- 01:08:05,137 --> 01:08:06,393
- -I think so, too.
- -Yeah.
- 909
- 01:08:06,522 --> 01:08:08,038
- -I think.
- -Okay.
- 910
- 01:08:08,198 --> 01:08:11,888
- I love you. Did I tell you that already?
- I don't deserve you, you know that?
- 911
- 01:08:12,077 --> 01:08:13,624
- I know that.
- 912
- 01:08:16,118 --> 01:08:17,106
- So,
- 913
- 01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:20,790
- you're supposed to be Tom's best friend
- that he won't shut up about.
- 914
- 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,201
- Well, I don't see the appeal.
- 915
- 01:08:25,984 --> 01:08:28,677
- Stop. That is very gross.
- 916
- 01:08:30,793 --> 01:08:31,848
- -Hey.
- -Hey.
- 917
- 01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,059
- So,
- 918
- 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,317
- my truck still runs,
- but it's pretty much total.
- 919
- 01:08:35,436 --> 01:08:37,633
- You think your sister would mind
- if we borrowed her car?
- 920
- 01:08:37,761 --> 01:08:39,553
- You have got to be kidding me!
- 921
- 01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:42,508
- -She'll be fine.
- -Yes, let's do that.
- 922
- 01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:45,045
- This is my house!
- 923
- 01:08:47,435 --> 01:08:50,729
- Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn.
- And I pull around him.
- 924
- 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:53,390
- Sorry. And... perfect park.
- 925
- 01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:56,411
- -What are you, crazy?
- -Is there anything you didn't hit?
- 926
- 01:08:56,548 --> 01:08:59,301
- -Why did we let the alien drive?
- -Hey, I got us here.
- 927
- 01:08:59,465 --> 01:09:01,375
- And please, five stars.
- 928
- 01:09:02,567 --> 01:09:03,927
- So, this is it?
- 929
- 01:09:04,113 --> 01:09:05,760
- That's it. That's your pyramid.
- 930
- 01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:09,362
- -Wow! Look at that thing.
- -What happens now?
- 931
- 01:09:10,268 --> 01:09:12,838
- -Oh, he's... gone.
- -Yup.
- 932
- 01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:16,798
- No good. You need a special key
- to get to the roof.
- 933
- 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:19,355
- What now?
- 934
- 01:09:19,518 --> 01:09:22,710
- Time for me to abuse the power
- entrusted to me.
- 935
- 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,942
- We got a jumper on the roof.
- 936
- 01:09:34,064 --> 01:09:37,393
- Gotta get up there fast, or we gonna have
- a human pancake on our hands.
- 937
- 01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:39,870
- You came all the way from Montana?
- 938
- 01:09:40,121 --> 01:09:42,346
- Yup, that's how serious it is.
- 939
- 01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:48,128
- Okay.
- 940
- 01:09:49,547 --> 01:09:51,163
- You just saved a life.
- 941
- 01:09:54,627 --> 01:09:55,987
- Come on. Come on.
- 942
- 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,453
- How much longer?
- I can't breathe in here.
- 943
- 01:10:04,629 --> 01:10:06,919
- Hello? Anybody there?
- 944
- 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,037
- Do you have your child in that bag?
- 945
- 01:10:09,268 --> 01:10:10,411
- No.
- 946
- 01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:13,025
- I mean yes, it's a child,
- but it's not mine.
- 947
- 01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,524
- It's not your child?
- 948
- 01:10:15,888 --> 01:10:17,919
- Relax, I'm a cop, okay?
- 949
- 01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:19,872
- Plus he likes it in there,
- don't you, buddy?
- 950
- 01:10:20,009 --> 01:10:21,306
- Why would I like it in here?
- 951
- 01:10:21,446 --> 01:10:24,332
- This is worse than the dog cage
- you had me in earlier.
- 952
- 01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:26,785
- Such a kidder.
- 953
- 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,207
- Okay.
- 954
- 01:10:29,318 --> 01:10:31,958
- No, I'm scared of the dark!
- Is anybody there?
- 955
- 01:10:45,148 --> 01:10:47,259
- What were you keeping in this bag?
- 956
- 01:10:47,492 --> 01:10:49,222
- A jar of pickled farts?
- 957
- 01:10:49,381 --> 01:10:51,665
- All right, all right,
- what are we looking for?
- 958
- 01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,493
- This!
- 959
- 01:10:55,954 --> 01:10:58,082
- Okay, what happens now?
- 960
- 01:10:58,192 --> 01:11:01,604
- Now, all I have to do is think of where
- I want the other end of the ring to appear,
- 961
- 01:11:01,734 --> 01:11:03,426
- -and I throw it.
- -So, that's it?
- 962
- 01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:05,729
- -We did it?
- -Yeah. We did it.
- 963
- 01:11:06,455 --> 01:11:09,944
- Hey, sorry we didn't get to do
- everything on your bucket list, pal.
- 964
- 01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:12,940
- It's okay. I did the ones
- I needed the most.
- 965
- 01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:17,564
- -You two are so cute, like...
- -Oh, please. What?
- 966
- 01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:19,746
- -We are not.
- -No, we're not cute.
- 967
- 01:11:19,886 --> 01:11:23,017
- We are a couple of loose cannons
- just living by our own rules.
- 968
- 01:11:23,141 --> 01:11:24,681
- -Exactly. Yeah.
- -Really?
- 969
- 01:11:24,824 --> 01:11:27,980
- And our rules include expressing
- heartfelt emotions.
- 970
- 01:11:28,131 --> 01:11:29,308
- If you say so.
- 971
- 01:11:29,539 --> 01:11:31,045
- Okay then.
- 972
- 01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:32,378
- All right.
- 973
- 01:11:33,454 --> 01:11:35,454
- -You gotta go, right?
- -Yeah, I gotta go, so...
- 974
- 01:11:35,571 --> 01:11:38,743
- -I gotta go. We gotta go, too.
- -So, see-- All right. Bye bye.
- 975
- 01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:44,571
- Just one more thing.
- 976
- 01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:54,783
- I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
- 977
- 01:11:57,225 --> 01:12:00,052
- I know it's a tough decision
- for you to leave Green Hills.
- 978
- 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:03,125
- Walking away from something
- you care about
- 979
- 01:12:03,595 --> 01:12:05,282
- has to be painful.
- 980
- 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:07,457
- You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?
- 981
- 01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,199
- I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.
- 982
- 01:12:11,738 --> 01:12:14,509
- As long as I'm here
- I put everyone in danger.
- 983
- 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,375
- I can't do that.
- 984
- 01:12:17,316 --> 01:12:20,034
- I just want you to know
- that these last two days
- 985
- 01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:23,917
- have been the best two days of my life.
- 986
- 01:12:26,984 --> 01:12:28,655
- You know I never though I'd say this
- 987
- 01:12:28,787 --> 01:12:31,297
- but I'm actually gonna miss you,
- you little Blue Devil.
- 988
- 01:12:31,444 --> 01:12:33,490
- I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.
- 989
- 01:12:34,323 --> 01:12:35,480
- Thank you.
- 990
- 01:12:36,191 --> 01:12:37,471
- For what?
- 991
- 01:12:38,101 --> 01:12:39,682
- For saving my life.
- 992
- 01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:00,573
- Okay, did someone leave
- their 'Find my Phone' on?
- 993
- 01:13:26,874 --> 01:13:29,935
- Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
- 994
- 01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:32,454
- Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
- 995
- 01:13:32,568 --> 01:13:34,988
- It's the government wack job
- who keeps trying to kill us,
- 996
- 01:13:35,103 --> 01:13:35,932
- unsuccessfully.
- 997
- 01:13:36,338 --> 01:13:38,416
- Nice of you to swing by
- on your way to Comic-Con.
- 998
- 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,044
- Yeah, what are you wearing?
- 999
- 01:13:41,576 --> 01:13:43,052
- It's a flight suit.
- 1000
- 01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:45,895
- Designed to modulate my body temperature
- and reduce drag.
- 1001
- 01:13:46,124 --> 01:13:48,019
- Yeah, and yet you're still are one.
- 1002
- 01:13:48,435 --> 01:13:51,287
- Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas.
- 1003
- 01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:54,573
- Oh, and speaking of heat,
- I see you've taken a lover.
- 1004
- 01:13:54,716 --> 01:13:58,277
- Does she have a name, or should
- we just call her 'collateral damage'?
- 1005
- 01:13:58,486 --> 01:13:59,698
- Hey, watch your mouth!
- 1006
- 01:13:59,842 --> 01:14:02,269
- Unless you want a little more
- of what I gave you earlier?
- 1007
- 01:14:02,393 --> 01:14:03,474
- Punched him in a face.
- 1008
- 01:14:03,591 --> 01:14:05,965
- Oh, you punched him right in the face.
- It was awesome.
- 1009
- 01:14:06,102 --> 01:14:09,001
- The time for talking is over!
- It's time to push buttons.
- 1010
- 01:14:09,134 --> 01:14:11,965
- Your flying eggs are pretty impressive,
- Mr. Eggman.
- 1011
- 01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,627
- But let's face it, you'll never catch me.
- 1012
- 01:14:14,766 --> 01:14:16,293
- Confidence,
- 1013
- 01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:18,859
- a fool's substitute for intelligence.
- 1014
- 01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,014
- That's not good.
- 1015
- 01:14:28,408 --> 01:14:31,607
- Sonic, I know you got the super speed
- and everything, but Maddie and I--
- 1016
- 01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,877
- Totally defenseless,
- probably gonna get blown up?
- 1017
- 01:14:33,998 --> 01:14:35,321
- Pretty much, yeah.
- 1018
- 01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:38,600
- Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
- 1019
- 01:14:45,796 --> 01:14:47,778
- I was not expecting that.
- 1020
- 01:14:48,058 --> 01:14:51,199
- But I was expecting not to expect
- something, so it doesn't count.
- 1021
- 01:15:51,557 --> 01:15:52,809
- Come on!
- 1022
- 01:15:52,937 --> 01:15:55,133
- Com-- Com--
- Come on! Come on!
- 1023
- 01:16:21,605 --> 01:16:24,080
- Hi Tom. Glad you're here.
- 1024
- 01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,430
- Could use some help.
- Old Bessie is about to give birth.
- 1025
- 01:16:28,096 --> 01:16:29,444
- Give me a minute.
- 1026
- 01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:35,265
- Can I give you one
- genius piece of advice?
- 1027
- 01:16:35,856 --> 01:16:37,268
- Don't run.
- 1028
- 01:16:37,408 --> 01:16:39,550
- It'll only hurt more if you do.
- 1029
- 01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:42,146
- And it's bad for your joints,
- they proved it.
- 1030
- 01:16:42,289 --> 01:16:46,023
- All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast?
- Let's get fast.
- 1031
- 01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:50,925
- The hard way it is.
- 1032
- 01:17:09,651 --> 01:17:11,952
- That was an illegal left, by the way.
- 1033
- 01:17:14,219 --> 01:17:16,041
- <i>So, here we are again.</i>
- 1034
- 01:17:16,183 --> 01:17:17,909
- <i>We've been through so much together.</i>
- 1035
- 01:17:18,026 --> 01:17:20,550
- <i>Now you understand
- why there's a psychotic robot-doctor</i>
- 1036
- 01:17:20,681 --> 01:17:22,912
- <i>chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog.</i>
- 1037
- 01:17:22,998 --> 01:17:24,260
- <i>Wanna know how it ends?</i>
- 1038
- 01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:25,864
- <i>Yeah, me too.</i>
- 1039
- 01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:46,695
- How is this possible?! No one's ever
- caught up to me before.
- 1040
- 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:55,959
- Coming through!
- 1041
- 01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,878
- <i>Excusez-moi, monsieur.</i>
- 1042
- 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,340
- Here we go. Room to open it up.
- 1043
- 01:18:16,336 --> 01:18:17,848
- I can't lose him!
- 1044
- 01:18:32,184 --> 01:18:34,760
- If you can't beat him, blind him.
- 1045
- 01:18:37,758 --> 01:18:39,850
- Lost visual contact.
- 1046
- 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,642
- You're not allowed up there!
- 1047
- 01:18:46,803 --> 01:18:48,939
- It's one of the Seven Wonders.
- 1048
- 01:19:12,871 --> 01:19:15,158
- -Get out of here!
- -Go! Go!
- 1049
- 01:19:22,415 --> 01:19:25,440
- You're an astonishing little creature.
- 1050
- 01:19:28,102 --> 01:19:30,104
- It'll be funny to take you back to the lab
- 1051
- 01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,825
- for a litany of invasive
- exploratory procedures.
- 1052
- 01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:35,771
- Any last words?
- 1053
- 01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:37,382
- Guac.
- 1054
- 01:19:37,627 --> 01:19:39,268
- I like that word.
- 1055
- 01:19:40,198 --> 01:19:42,667
- I don't have to tell you
- how many scientific breakthroughs
- 1056
- 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,170
- have been made possible
- by animal testing.
- 1057
- 01:19:45,294 --> 01:19:46,645
- You're being very selfish.
- 1058
- 01:19:46,786 --> 01:19:48,623
- -Going my way?
- -What a--
- 1059
- 01:19:54,216 --> 01:19:56,383
- Who the hell do you think you are?!
- 1060
- 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,454
- I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a--
- 1061
- 01:20:06,048 --> 01:20:08,179
- Autopilot, adjust.
- 1062
- 01:20:08,626 --> 01:20:09,787
- Why?
- 1063
- 01:20:10,168 --> 01:20:13,358
- Why would you throw
- your life away for this <i>thing</i>?
- 1064
- 01:20:13,514 --> 01:20:15,057
- That's why I don't have friends.
- 1065
- 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,220
- Next thing you know, you're
- somebody's best man,
- 1066
- 01:20:17,367 --> 01:20:19,097
- they wanna have
- the wedding out of town.
- 1067
- 01:20:19,236 --> 01:20:21,320
- Like nobody has
- anything better to do!
- 1068
- 01:20:21,528 --> 01:20:23,552
- Anyway, where were we?
- 1069
- 01:20:23,748 --> 01:20:24,858
- Oh, yes,
- 1070
- 01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,765
- you were about to die.
- 1071
- 01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:30,825
- It's our Sheriff you're messing with.
- 1072
- 01:20:32,139 --> 01:20:33,818
- Do you know Blue Devil?
- 1073
- 01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:37,012
- Who everyone can see
- is a very real creature,
- 1074
- 01:20:37,396 --> 01:20:40,365
- and not at all invented by me!
- 1075
- 01:20:42,539 --> 01:20:44,509
- -Be careful.
- -Just-- pull it away--
- 1076
- 01:20:44,659 --> 01:20:45,848
- Tom.
- 1077
- 01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:01,458
- I don't mean to be indelicate here.
- 1078
- 01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:04,859
- But someone should get some ice
- to keep the body fresh.
- 1079
- 01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:10,251
- He's just a silly little alien.
- 1080
- 01:21:10,487 --> 01:21:12,437
- He didn't belong here!
- 1081
- 01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:15,539
- That little alien
- 1082
- 01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:19,570
- knew more about being human
- than you ever will.
- 1083
- 01:21:20,367 --> 01:21:22,238
- His name was Sonic.
- 1084
- 01:21:22,604 --> 01:21:24,416
- This was his home.
- 1085
- 01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:26,892
- And he was my friend.
- 1086
- 01:21:51,549 --> 01:21:53,185
- He's all yours.
- 1087
- 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:55,864
- Everyone get back!
- 1088
- 01:21:59,354 --> 01:22:02,242
- I think you have something
- that belongs to me.
- 1089
- 01:22:12,954 --> 01:22:14,865
- This is my power!
- 1090
- 01:22:15,053 --> 01:22:17,466
- And I'm not using it
- to run away anymore.
- 1091
- 01:22:17,647 --> 01:22:20,912
- I'm using it to protect my friends!
- 1092
- 01:23:19,443 --> 01:23:20,791
- Now you've done it!
- 1093
- 01:23:20,956 --> 01:23:23,655
- Guess what, Eggman,
- I'm not leaving Earth.
- 1094
- 01:23:23,826 --> 01:23:25,195
- You are!
- 1095
- 01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:26,684
- Donut Lord?
- 1096
- 01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:18,296
- -Told you you got this.
- -Hey, we got this.
- 1097
- 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,557
- -These belong to you.
- -Thank you very much.
- 1098
- 01:24:34,395 --> 01:24:36,419
- No more pushing people off the buildings.
- 1099
- 01:24:36,584 --> 01:24:38,209
- You know I can't promise that.
- 1100
- 01:24:41,287 --> 01:24:44,389
- -You did pretty good, space hog.
- -Thanks, Donut Lord.
- 1101
- 01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:47,365
- You gonna have to explain
- this 'Donut Lord' thing.
- 1102
- 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,071
- Nope, sorry, that's for me
- and our little guy. Right?
- 1103
- 01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:52,515
- We got our thing, you got
- your thing with your...
- 1104
- 01:24:52,634 --> 01:24:54,252
- -sister.
- -Oh my God, my sister.
- 1105
- 01:24:54,419 --> 01:24:56,751
- Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
- 1106
- 01:24:58,502 --> 01:25:00,561
- Jojo, put on my Fitbit.
- 1107
- 01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,175
- Then I'll at least get some steps.
- 1108
- 01:25:03,329 --> 01:25:05,158
- We can never go back there.
- 1109
- 01:25:06,036 --> 01:25:07,568
- I mean, are we?
- 1110
- 01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,976
- 'Cause it kinda feels like
- we're home right now.
- 1111
- 01:25:12,481 --> 01:25:14,190
- Really?
- 1112
- 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,885
- I kinda feel like I checked
- the 'save the life'
- 1113
- 01:25:18,053 --> 01:25:19,904
- box off my bucket list.
- 1114
- 01:25:22,337 --> 01:25:26,086
- Now all I wanna do is to spend my life
- with the people I care about.
- 1115
- 01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,611
- I wanna check that box.
- 1116
- 01:25:30,064 --> 01:25:31,976
- Okay. I like that.
- 1117
- 01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,807
- All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.
- 1118
- 01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:38,014
- Disperse. Just another
- ordinary day in Green Hills.
- 1119
- 01:25:38,165 --> 01:25:39,988
- Carl, I'll take that chainsaw.
- 1120
- 01:25:40,284 --> 01:25:42,070
- Come on, let's go!
- 1121
- 01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,427
- You act like you've never seen
- a fight between
- 1122
- 01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:48,532
- an intergalactic space rodent
- and a robot with a doctorate.
- 1123
- 01:25:57,672 --> 01:25:59,134
- You got enough there?
- 1124
- 01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:01,464
- -Yes, Mr. Manager.
- -You need any more?
- 1125
- 01:26:01,693 --> 01:26:03,016
- Get that--
- 1126
- 01:26:13,682 --> 01:26:15,679
- Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?
- 1127
- 01:26:16,347 --> 01:26:17,690
- Yes?
- 1128
- 01:26:19,744 --> 01:26:21,844
- A token of appreciation
- from your government.
- 1129
- 01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:25,309
- For keeping quiet about recent
- incidents, which never occurred.
- 1130
- 01:26:27,381 --> 01:26:28,650
- Wow!
- 1131
- 01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:31,548
- -Wonder what it is.
- -Money to fix the house?
- 1132
- 01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:33,966
- -Letter from the President?
- -You'll see.
- 1133
- 01:26:34,408 --> 01:26:35,898
- Okay.
- 1134
- 01:26:38,806 --> 01:26:41,018
- -Olive Garden?
- -Yeah.
- 1135
- 01:26:41,306 --> 01:26:42,844
- The way you said "you'll see"
- 1136
- 01:26:43,008 --> 01:26:45,574
- made me think it was something
- better than the things we said.
- 1137
- 01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:47,930
- Have you tried their
- 'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'?
- 1138
- 01:26:48,157 --> 01:26:49,787
- It never ends.
- 1139
- 01:26:50,009 --> 01:26:51,735
- That sounds fancy.
- 1140
- 01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:54,695
- Well, thank you.
- We appreciate the gesture.
- 1141
- 01:26:55,326 --> 01:26:58,466
- Oh, hey, I guess we can close
- the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?
- 1142
- 01:26:58,634 --> 01:27:00,022
- Just disappeared?
- 1143
- 01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:04,058
- I'm sorry, but, no such person exists,
- or ever has existed.
- 1144
- 01:27:05,297 --> 01:27:06,487
- I wish that was true.
- 1145
- 01:27:06,653 --> 01:27:08,511
- You haven't by any chance been in contact
- 1146
- 01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:11,226
- with a certain alien creature
- since the incident, have you?
- 1147
- 01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:13,290
- Uncle Sam would love
- to have a chat with him.
- 1148
- 01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:15,852
- Very casual, brunch perhaps.
- 1149
- 01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:20,466
- Oh, you mean the little blue guy?
- No, no. Nothing.
- 1150
- 01:27:21,473 --> 01:27:23,651
- Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
- 1151
- 01:27:25,016 --> 01:27:27,198
- -Very well.
- -Okay.
- 1152
- 01:27:27,693 --> 01:27:29,535
- -Thank you.
- -Great.
- 1153
- 01:27:31,765 --> 01:27:33,066
- Yup.
- 1154
- 01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,988
- To be honest, I'm pretty pumped
- about the pasta bowl.
- 1155
- 01:27:39,512 --> 01:27:41,380
- So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what?
- 1156
- 01:27:41,515 --> 01:27:44,760
- Sorry, buddy, it's a school night,
- it's time for you to go back to your cave.
- 1157
- 01:27:44,879 --> 01:27:46,489
- What? It's three in the afternoon!
- 1158
- 01:27:46,623 --> 01:27:48,552
- You know how you get
- when you're tired, come on.
- 1159
- 01:27:48,675 --> 01:27:50,157
- Me? I'm not like anything.
- 1160
- 01:27:50,297 --> 01:27:53,317
- -You guys are so uncool.
- -Yeah, yeah. We know.
- 1161
- 01:27:53,946 --> 01:27:57,242
- -Hey, buddy, where are you going?
- -You said I have to go back to my cave.
- 1162
- 01:27:57,378 --> 01:27:58,560
- We did.
- 1163
- 01:28:14,134 --> 01:28:16,339
- Oh my-- Are you kidding me?
- 1164
- 01:28:17,219 --> 01:28:18,863
- I can't believe it.
- 1165
- 01:28:19,175 --> 01:28:20,411
- How did you--
- 1166
- 01:28:21,108 --> 01:28:23,377
- It-- This is-- It's all here.
- 1167
- 01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:36,699
- Look at this! Are you kidding?
- And the bean bag? No way!
- 1168
- 01:28:37,465 --> 01:28:40,059
- How did you even get this?
- How did you get it all over?
- 1169
- 01:28:41,049 --> 01:28:42,932
- I love it, I love it!
- 1170
- 01:28:46,479 --> 01:28:49,219
- Well, welcome home.
- 1171
- 01:28:49,455 --> 01:28:51,932
- Thank you so much.
- 1172
- 01:29:00,767 --> 01:29:02,247
- Oh, no, you don't.
- 1173
- 01:29:02,413 --> 01:29:05,425
- No second best animal friends
- allowed in my room.
- 1174
- 01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,197
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Stay away from me.
- 1175
- 01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:11,304
- Stop it. I'm warning you,
- I've got nunchucks.
- 1176
- 01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:14,006
- Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
- 1177
- 01:29:31,335 --> 01:29:34,683
- My grasp on sanity remains absolute.
- 1178
- 01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,334
- Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
- 1179
- 01:29:43,129 --> 01:29:45,446
- Why don't you get a head start.
- 1180
- 01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,667
- Do some rockconnaissance.
- 1181
- 01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:53,324
- Rockconnaissance.
- Come on, that's hilarious.
- 1182
- 01:29:53,481 --> 01:29:55,297
- What's the matter with you?!
- 1183
- 01:29:55,613 --> 01:29:58,951
- Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet.
- 1184
- 01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,562
- No resources. No supplies.
- 1185
- 01:30:02,826 --> 01:30:04,643
- No apparent way home.
- 1186
- 01:30:06,727 --> 01:30:08,996
- A lesser man would die here.
- 1187
- 01:30:11,564 --> 01:30:13,792
- I'll be home by Christmas.
- 1188
- 01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:35,204
- Rockconnaissance!
- 1189
- 01:30:38,025 --> 01:30:39,849
- Come on, cheer up!
- 1190
- 01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:44,413
- If these readings are accurate, he's here.
- 1191
- 01:32:44,576 --> 01:32:45,896
- I found him!
- 1192
- 01:32:46,032 --> 01:32:47,811
- I just hope I'm not too late.
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