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- Harbingers: Jayce
- > You are an abuser
- > You have a personality disorder
- > Well, that's what the state says
- > Still didn't help in that animal abuse case involving four dogs, seven cats, a hampster and two manatees
- > After spending some time in jail you decide that prison life isn't worth some animal abuse pleasure
- > Fluffies however aren't considered animals
- > In fact they're better than animals
- > These stupid things scream and cry like real children
- > Your fantasy or what?
- > Either way it gets you off
- > Even better than abusing ferals after work you are paid to do this shit
- > Well, you are supposed to "Exterminate dangerous fluffy elements in the community with impunity and percision"
- > But, fuck that noise
- > You are not gonna waste the chance to have some fun with dozens of fluffies at once
- > And by fun you mean torture
- > And by tourture you mean horribly
- > Anyway you are a member of the Emergency National Force for Fluffy Extermination ENFF-E
- > Kinda funny
- > You chuckle every time you get a call over the radio
- > You have been chuckling a lot recently
- > Cackaling even
- > The herd in front of you doesn't think it's so funny though
- > "Why huwt fwuffy! We goo' fwuffies! Nuu mo huwties pwease! We sowwy eat hoomin nummies!"
- > However, their screams of pain have slowed down
- > Now they are just begging for the pain to end
- > Not nearly as fun
- > And you are here for some fun
- > But, lets rewind a little
- > No story is complete with some setup
- > The radio plays just barely audible over the screams from the back of the van
- > Two fluffies are bawling their eyes out
- > Literally
- > You have placed nails in them and they are clawing at their eyes for the hurties to end
- > "WHY DAWK HEWP FWUFFY! HUWTIES! BIG HUWTIES!
- > The scamper around the van bumping into walls pushing the nails deeper and deeper
- > "AAAAAAGH! WHY HUWTIES I SOWWY! SMAWTY NUU SMAWTY! SMAWTY WEAVE I WEAVE! HEWP PWEEEEEEASE!"
- > Music to your ears
- > Your break is rudely interrupted as the radio squaks and the music is replaced with a dispatch
- > "ENFF-E7 11, ENFF-E7 11 respond. A herd has been spotted in your vicinity. ENFF-A7 has confirmed EOS. Dispatch immediately."
- > EOS eliminate on sight
- > Your favorite order
- > Driving recklessly with the radio on once again the fluffies in the back scream for help as their face smacks into the walls of the van
- > "OOOOOOWWWIIIEEES! EYES HUWT FUWFFY! FWUFFY GOOD WHY HUWT! HEWP PWEASE EYES! NUU MO HUWTIES!"
- > The fluffies flop around uselessly occasionaly bumping into each other and hugging
- > "WHY HUGGIES NUU FEw BETTAH! HUGGIES AWWAYS GUUD! FWIEND HEWP PWEASE!"
- > "I TWY HUGGIE! FEWW BETTAH! HEWP! HEWP! WAN HEWP! WAAAAAH! WAN MUMMAH! MUMMAH! MUMMAH! HEWP FWUFFY MUMMAH! FWUFFY SCAWED!"
- > Looks like the stallion has broken
- > Reverted to foal programming
- > The mare will take longer
- > Higher pain resistance means more fun
- > The mare, his special friend, isn't taking this well
- > "Nuuuuu! I nuu mummah! I speciaw fwiend! Why smawty caww mummah? EEEEEEP HEWP!"
- > A pot hole causes them to fly up and smash down on their faces.
- > The stallion is now silently sliding around on the truck bed
- > Looks like the nails penetrated his brain
- > The mare is still hugging him
- > "Fwuffy? Fwuffy, whewe fwuffy? Mummah hewe fwuffy! Haff nummies bebeh need nummies! BEBEH WHY NUU MOVE?!"
- > Oh man, she really thinks she is a mummah
- > Another pot hole ends her suffering
- > Pity, you could of had some more fun with her
- > As you reach the site the corpses slide in the back of the van
- > Oh man, you love this song
- > You pull up to a local farm and scan the area
- > Yep, fluffies have been through here
- > Not that it would take an expert to spot the dozen or so pastel blobs stained red and brown around the house
- > "It's about damn time. I've had to kill a dozen of these stupid things. They're tearin through my strawberry fields and ruining the crop, gettin shit all over it."
- "Don't worry about it, the cleanup team does top notch work. They'll clean any fluffy related damages. Now, where are they hiding?"
- > The overall wearing plaid shirted farmer is unamused
- > "If I knew that I woulda burned em out a long time ago!"
- > Fair enough
- > A quick scan confirms his story
- > The fields to the South have shit stained plants and some stalks trampled
- > A wide wood up to the fence is a good spot for fluffies
- > And the fence shows technicolor highlights
- > Bingo
- > You grab your tool box
- > Nothing special just a tool box
- > It's not the tool, but how you use it as they say
- > Creativity is key
- > You chuckle to yourself as you approach the fence
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