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- >"Anawn? Got-dangit, of all the stallions to have to see me like this... Listen here, colt, I don't wanna hear none of yer guff over this, 'hear? Just get me down. And don't you dare go gossiping to the mares about this."
- >"....Anawn?"
- >"Anawn, what're you staring at?"
- >"Is somethin' behind me?"
- You could lift her hind legs up and fuck her right there.
- >Anon finds mares in compromising positions
- >Fucks them silly and leaves
- >No one believes their stories
- >Anon denies them but shoots them a wink when no one is looking
- "It's true! I accidentally ran into some trees and Anonymous came up behind me and a-ate me out for like ten minutes! I came like four times!"
- >"Suuuure he did. You sound just like Applejack."
- "What happened to her?"
- >"She said that she got stuck in her cart harness and Anonymous came up and gave her a good butt-pounding. Stallions just don't do that!"
- >Damn. Anonymous was right.
- >The whole time he was telling you that nopony would believe you.
- >"W-Well a book shelf fell on me, and Anon said he was going to help, but instead he grabbed my hips and rutted me!"
- >"In my vagina!"
- "Twilight, I don't think it really matters wh-"
- >"Maybe this is how humans mate in their society? No marriage, they just get the mare pregnant and then start the herd later!"
- >"That's some horseapples Twi."
- "What? How could you not believe me AJ he did it to you too!"
- >She laughs and shakes her head
- >"Yeah an that means he has good taste. No way he would rut you."
- >"The only kinda flanks a good stallion would get behind are an Earth Pony's flanks, and mine are the best around."
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