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- Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎅
- ‘Wise Men from the East Came to Jerusalem’
- Christmas Nativity in the desert, watercolor painting sketch. Greeting card background. - stock illustration Jesus Nativity in the stable. Figures are in black silhouette against blue starry sky, in the desert setting. Watercolor painting sketch digitally made.
- Christians worldwide celebrate Christmas today, commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, who was born approximately 4 B.C. in the town of Bethlehem, five miles east of Jerusalem, in the nation of Israel.
- Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Jesus Over Santa on Christmas
- Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Jesus Over Santa on Christmas
- 2,838
- Over 1.5 Million Without Power on Christmas Eve During Storm
- Over 1.5 Million Without Power on Christmas Eve During Storm
- 764
- Bois: ‘The Nutcracker’ Should Be Celebrated, Not Canceled
- Bois: ‘The Nutcracker’ Should Be Celebrated, Not Canceled
- 2,292
- Carlson Cites Putin Threat, COVID, SBF, Inflation Among Favorite Lies
- Carlson Cites Putin Threat, COVID, SBF, Inflation Among Favorite Lies
- 198
- 4 Dead in 46-Car Pileup on Ohio Turnpike Due to Winter Storm
- 4 Dead in 46-Car Pileup on Ohio Turnpike Due to Winter Storm
- 359
- Celebrating the Birth of Jesus – Christmas 2022
- Celebrating the Birth of Jesus – Christmas 2022
- 1,261
- Poll: Most Say Americans Have Forgotten the Real Meaning of Christmas
- Poll: Most Say Americans Have Forgotten the Real Meaning of Christmas
- 3,194
- Report: National Guard to Send Final Paycheck Before Christmas Late as
- Report: National Guard to Send Final Paycheck Before Christmas Late as
- Black Attacks and Wrestles White Woman, White Woman Screams When Cyclist Appears, Negro Flees.
- If it weren't for her obnoxious screams, she might not be here today.
- Negro Arrested After Beating 2 Year Old to Death at Madera Gas Station.
- Chesterfield: Black Breaks Through McDonald's Managers Car Window With Rake, Beats Him Until He Loses Eye.
- Negro Fountain Corrections Officer Arrested After Smuggling Drugs.
- Negro Rapper Arrested After Shooting 2 Men While Purchasing Marijuana at Landon Hotel.
- Negro Terrorist Group Gets into 9 Hour Standoff With Cops in Massachusetts.
- Toronto: Moslem Runs Over White Officer In Intentional and Deliberate Act.
- ........ Alright, cunt munchers. Time for the weather.
- Hard Freeze Warning
- Today
- 49°
- /26°
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- 0%
- SSW 5 mph
- Sun 25 | Day
- 49°
- SSW 5 mph
- Abundant sunshine. High 49F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 36%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:23 am
- Sunset
- 5:37 pm
- Sun 25 | Night
- 26°
- 1%
- SSW 6 mph
- Some clouds this evening will give way to mainly clear skies overnight. Low 26F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 59%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 9:49 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 8:20 pm
- Mon 26
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- /29°
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- 1%
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- Tue 27
- 58°
- /40°
- Mostly Sunny
- 7%
- SE 7 mph
- Wed 28
- 71°
- /61°
- Mostly Sunny
- 13%
- SSW 17 mph
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- 72°
- /57°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 40%
- SSW 13 mph
- Fri 30
- 71°
- /50°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 45%
- SW 9 mph
- Sat 31
- 74°
- /51°
- Sunny
- 3%
- WSW 13 mph
- Sun 01
- 74°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- S 11 mph
- Mon 02
- 69°
- /49°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 58%
- W 11 mph
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- 66°
- /48°
- Partly Cloudy
- 7%
- NW 8 mph
- Wed 04
- 66°
- /46°
- Mostly Sunny
- 24%
- WNW 9 mph
- Thu 05
- 64°
- /45°
- Sunny
- 19%
- NW 11 mph
- Fri 06
- 63°
- /45°
- Mostly Sunny
- 24%
- N 9 mph
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- 62°
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- 19%
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- Sun 08
- 59°
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- Current threat: Spics crossing the border. 👲🏾
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- Lulz
- █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ is a corruption of L O L, which stands for "Laugh Out Loud", signifying laughter at someone else's expense (from the German concept of "Schadenfreude"). This makes it inherently superior to lesser forms of humor. Anonymous gets big lulz from pulling random pranks. The pranks are always posted on the internet. Just as the element of surprise transforms the physical act of love into something beautiful, the anguish of a laughed-at victim transforms lol into lulz, making it longer, girthier, and more pleasurable. Lulz is engaged in by Internet users who have witnessed one major economic/environmental/political disaster too many, and who thus view a state of voluntary, gleeful sociopathy over the world's current apocalyptic state, as superior to being continually emo.
- (( LULZ DIFFERENT ))
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- Divorce is the process of terminating a marriage. Divorce laws vary considerably around the world, but in most countries divorce requires the sanction of a court or other authority in a legal process, which involves issues such as distribution of property and child custody. Common reasons for divorce include adultery, domestic violence, midlife crises, addiction, and workaholism.
- This is a cartoon by Samuel D. Ehrhart, titled An International High Noon Divorce. It parodies the circus-like proceedings during the divorce of American socialite Anna Gould from her husband Boni de Castellane, a French nobleman.
- Cartoon: Samuel D. Ehrhart. Restoration: Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go shoot up a T-Mobile store. I hate those fucking T-Mobile assholes!
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