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The Rage of Africa in NBA2k16, as told by TheTrueChuster

Feb 26th, 2016
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  1. Best Friends Play NBA2k16 Livin’ Da Dream, as told by TheTrueChuster
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  3. Part 2
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPvcX5LzMs&lc=z13xejzzzr2jcfvhg04cej544nblexyj0wk0k
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  6. "You gotta dribble the ball, like this" said one of the children for the 13th time in front of RAGE. "WHAT KIND OF COMBAT TECHNIQUE IS THIS? EXPLAIN TO ME OR PERISH!" exclaimed the black Adonis. "I- this is not a battle or-" tried to explain one of the kids behind him. "THEN WHY SHOULD I LEARN ABOUT THIS MEDIOCRE TECHNIQUE? I HATE THIS TRAINING" keep shouting Rage, throwing one of the basketballs with anger at the metallic hoop. It slammed against it, bounced on top of it and introduced itself on it.
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  8. "Wow... how did you do that?" the first child said. "Do it again! Again!" the rest chored around him. "AAAAAAAAAAH. STOP THIS RITUALISTIC CHANTING!" shouted Rage, covering his powerful ears and spraying balls all over the ruined basketball field. All of them went miraculously at both baskets in the ends of the field. Rage then comprehended what magic was behind it: by applying his basic instincts and bloodlust into it, he could become unstoppable.
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  10. "Do you comprehend now your power, Mister Rage of Africa?" said a gravelled voice behind him. Rage turned back "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" he asked.
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  12. Part 3
  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIMjYNN1YvI&lc=z13fvndxbrvvddkf122ntd14twerjnsb404
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  15. "DO YOU WANNA TEST YOUR LUCK, STRANGER?" Rage shouted, walking menacingly against Larry Bird. "I WILL PULVERIZE YOU, IN MATTER OF SECON-" his statement was shut down immediately. Larry Bird vanished from his view. "You still don't think like a B-baller, Rage." Bird muttered at his ear. Furiously, Rage threw one of his mighty fist at him, but Bird caught it with his bare hands.
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  17. "W-WHAT? ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THAT BEARD FUCKER?" he exclaimed. "I don't know who that could be, Mister Rage of Africa, but... you and I are gonna be partners in this adventure. I will teach you properly, you will master the Art behind the Ball and we shall-" "CUT THAT CRAP OUT, WHITE MAN! I JUST WANT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!" interrupted Rage, throwing a ball with 1% of his strength at Bird.
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  19. He caught the ball immediately. Rage was astonished by it.
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