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- 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:07,214
- Go, go, go! Come on, come on.
- 2
- 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:08,549
- Yeah!
- 3
- 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,300
- Level 43!
- 4
- 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,052
- Okay, head rush.
- 5
- 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,513
- <i>Hey, there! Do
- you still live with your parents,</i>
- 6
- 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:16,682
- <i>eat junk food and
- have inflatable furniture?</i>
- 7
- 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,350
- Idiot.
- 8
- 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:19,601
- <i>You probably think
- I'm an idiot.</i>
- 9
- 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,686
- What?
- 10
- 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,855
- <i>But I'm Garry
- "The Winner" Wishmann.</i>
- 11
- 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:28,027
- <i>Send me $99.95 and I'll send you my
- patented earphones of enlightenment.</i>
- 12
- 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:32,031
- <i>There, I'll guide you personally
- from chump to champion in one week.</i>
- 13
- 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:35,534
- <i>Whereupon, you'll receive an
- official graduation certificate.</i>
- 14
- 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,161
- Oh, please.
- 15
- 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,747
- What kind of lame-wad
- would need that?
- 16
- 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,041
- For you, sir.
- 17
- 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,584
- Wait, what? Who sent this?
- 18
- 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:44,668
- Your mother!
- 19
- 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,545
- Mom,
- you know I scare easily.
- 20
- 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:50,215
- <i>Now, you must complete the course and
- bring me the graduation certificate,</i>
- 21
- 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,051
- <i>or I'm kicking you out.</i>
- 22
- 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,719
- I just ordered new curtains.
- 23
- 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,804
- <i>One week, darling.
- Bye, Eddie.</i>
- 24
- 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,227
- This is so stupid.
- 25
- 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,812
- <i>"This is so stupid. "</i>
- 26
- 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,230
- <i>That's what you're thinking.</i>
- 27
- 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,982
- <i>But now's not
- the time to think,</i>
- 28
- 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,318
- <i>now's the time to begin
- your transformation.</i>
- 29
- 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:15,657
- <i>First, you gotta organize your exterior
- before you can organize your interior.</i>
- 30
- 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,578
- <i>Next, remove
- all distractions.</i>
- 31
- 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:20,871
- Bye, little buddy.
- 32
- 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,166
- Wake up!
- 33
- 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:28,504
- <i>Now that we've cleaned your outside,
- it's time to clean your inside.</i>
- 34
- 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,591
- Ah!
- 35
- 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:37,888
- Don't even have to chew it.
- 36
- 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,848
- <i>Up and at 'em!</i>
- 37
- 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,600
- I'm awake, I'm awake.
- What now?
- 38
- 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:43,393
- <i>It's time to get physical!</i>
- 39
- 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,816
- Physical.
- 40
- 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,235
- Sorry. Trying to
- dance in here.
- 41
- 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,444
- Ah! Excuse me.
- 42
- 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,868
- <i>Rise and shine!
- Yes, Garry.</i>
- 43
- 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,912
- <i>It's time to
- kick it up a notch.</i>
- 44
- 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,122
- Kick it up a notch.
- 45
- 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,342
- <i>Way to go!</i>
- 46
- 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:19,429
- <i>The week is over and the graduation
- certificate is as good as yours...</i>
- 47
- 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,140
- I did it!
- I'm a winner!
- 48
- 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:24,184
- <i>...as soon as you send me
- an additional $99.95.</i>
- 49
- 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,061
- What? But I did
- everything you said.
- 50
- 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,231
- I ate kale. Do you know
- how hard it was to eat kale?
- 51
- 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,483
- You owe me a certificate!
- Do you hear me?
- 52
- 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,260
- - I...
- - Listen, Wishmann.
- 53
- 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,678
- I need that certificate.
- 54
- 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:00,846
- Okay, so here's the...
- Garry!
- 55
- 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,932
- <i>Stop playing those video
- games and go clean the pool!</i>
- 56
- 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,017
- Yes, Mother.
- 57
- 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,186
- You're Garry
- "The Winner" Wishmann?
- 58
- 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,188
- It's just Garry.
- 59
- 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,023
- I've been treating you
- like my lord and master.
- 60
- 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,192
- Sorry, the whole commercial
- was my mom's idea.
- 61
- 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,694
- She's like, "Get some ambition,
- or I'm kicking you out. "
- 62
- 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,946
- Dude, we're living
- the same life.
- 63
- 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:22,075
- Wait a minute. Is that the original
- edish of Diamonds of Greyfork?
- 64
- 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,952
- Hey, dawg, thanks
- for the certificate.
- 65
- 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,454
- My mom, like,
- totally framed it.
- 66
- 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,122
- My mom won't
- get off my back.
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- 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,499
- Just tell her we're
- flowers waiting to blossom.
- 68
- 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:33,086
- Like we are about to blossom
- into Level 43! Level 43!
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- 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,171
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- 70
- 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:35,964
- <i>Are you a flower
- waiting to blossom?</i>
- 71
- 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,300
- <i>Are your parents on your back
- and can't get them off?</i>
- 72
- 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,177
- <i>Then I can help.</i>
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- 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,304
- Idiot.
- Idiot.
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