Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- [03:02:11] diggleshut: i agree
- [03:02:20] diggleshut: all the ingredients sound tasty
- [03:02:23] diggleshut: just together i dunno
- [03:02:26] jaimenexo: wtf
- [03:02:26] diggleshut: but im sure it's delicious
- [03:02:34] jaimenexo: is this a stream?
- [03:02:40] punnypearl: hi timmm
- [03:03:09] gashapon: hi Tim and chat
- [03:03:33] thegrassytroll: gotta go at 200% speed
- [03:03:33] contradistinct: but is it better than carne asada fries
- [03:03:45] thegrassytroll: no lol
- [03:03:54] diggleshut: i dont think i ever had taht
- [03:03:56] diggleshut: and looking at pics
- [03:03:59] diggleshut: i dont even get how it works
- [03:04:07] diggleshut: do you just pick up the strips of meat and eat them like fries
- [03:04:08] jencis0: I saw your tweet today. You have really nice hair tim
- [03:04:12] contradistinct: no
- [03:04:21] diggleshut: fork
- [03:04:23] diggleshut: ?
- [03:04:31] shimmerfairy: There was a GBA camera?
- [03:04:33] contradistinct: it's just like nachos but fries
- [03:04:33] diggleshut: eating fries with a fork will never be a good thing
- [03:04:44] contradistinct: yet you had no problem with poutine
- [03:04:56] diggleshut: isn't poutine typically
- [03:04:57] diggleshut: those fat fries
- [03:04:59] jencis0: yes, the gobernment watches u as u game
- [03:05:12] diggleshut: i guess not
- [03:05:14] diggleshut: i googled it
- [03:05:25] contradistinct: steak fries or whateer?
- [03:05:28] diggleshut: yeah
- [03:05:34] diggleshut: tbh looking at poutine pics now
- [03:05:37] contradistinct: but i'd take ahi nachos over all of them anyway
- [03:05:37] diggleshut: it does look pretty gross
- [03:05:43] diggleshut: visually
- [03:05:51] contradistinct: it's brown
- [03:05:54] contradistinct: with more brown
- [03:05:54] jaimenexo: just play pokemon pinball
- [03:05:56] contradistinct: and some white
- [03:05:56] diggleshut: yeah
- [03:06:00] fenrax: u look pretty gross
- [03:06:16] louie2drinks: Oh god the hours I spent playing this
- [03:06:24] contradistinct: i should buy some hashbrowns and fries though
- [03:06:43] jaimenexo: only ever played the original gbc with RUMBLE
- [03:06:54] contradistinct: i want ahi nachos or something
- [03:07:01] shimmerfairy: I feel mildly concerned that Tim willingly chose to play pinball.
- [03:07:07] contradistinct: but god the burger place here
- [03:07:16] contradistinct: sells weird crinkle cut ones
- [03:07:21] contradistinct: the fries
- [03:07:22] contradistinct: I mean
- [03:07:24] turnsie: hey dweeblord hows pinball goin
- [03:07:26] dajmasta: for a second day in a row
- [03:07:32] contradistinct: unsalted
- [03:07:37] contradistinct: and I'm thinking are they just frozen nes
- [03:07:49] dudeshift: Tim is it bad that I have been doing research surveys to make money to bet on the election?
- [03:08:05] smarioman: Imagine this game with the Christian Whitehead treatment.
- [03:08:26] jaimenexo: just get tsla puts
- [03:09:14] turnsie: what was thjs game for originally?
- [03:10:12] diggleshut: monkaS
- [03:10:15] diggleshut: ok going to bed
- [03:10:17] diggleshut: work tmw
- [03:10:21] diggleshut: but probs easy week
- [03:10:23] contradistinct: monkaS
- [03:10:23] diggleshut: gl chat
- [03:10:33] bonfiredes_: cagie
- [03:10:37] bonfiredes_: 🛏
- [03:10:37] diggleshut: FeelsBirthdayMan
- [03:11:36] contradistinct: i'm gonna make quiche
- [03:12:05] jaimenexo: Madonna pls
- [03:12:26] veinchu: High Seas Sonic
- [03:13:17] shanahand: good job stimulating the economy
- [03:14:02] smarioman: T I M E
- [03:14:06] leigashen: where in VOTE is carmen sandiego?
- [03:14:19] thegrassytroll: carmen can time travel?
- [03:14:34] shanahand: That's sort of impressive for a genesis game. the language select. at least to me it is
- [03:14:43] shimmerfairy: If this version doesn't come with the Chief then it's worthless.
- [03:15:05] louie2drinks: Science!
- [03:15:24] fenrax: https://youtu.be/TzkuQSOxJGQ
- [03:15:40] shanahand: just chill in the lounge
- [03:16:07] dajmasta: but when in time is the plot?
- [03:16:15] dajmasta: maybe you start the game after it was already finished
- [03:16:18] shanahand: oh no
- [03:17:11] shimmerfairy: "rub out", the old-timey term for backspace I'm glad went out of style.
- [03:17:39] bonfiredes_: step on me 🐙 pogggers
- [03:17:45] kittytarts: return button i guess
- [03:18:08] shanahand: is it butts?
- [03:18:24] lettuced: fourtwenty
- [03:18:27] leigashen: summoning cthulhu?
- [03:19:04] shinywhimsicott: the silence lets me reflect upon my life choices
- [03:20:41] contradistinct: 🐙 FBBlock
- [03:20:59] bonfiredes_: FeelsBirthdayMan
- [03:21:03] smarioman: I mean, if it didn’t move you, you’d just be out in the middle of space. It’s not like the Earth is fixed in place.
- [03:21:24] oldmario: monkaS BOP
- [03:21:39] shinywhimsicott: oh hey Bill Ding is here
- [03:21:41] deepfreeze2k: Whoa. What version is this? O_o
- [03:21:48] butterswax: its probably ran paul
- [03:21:57] smarioman: Genesis/Mega Drive @deepfreeze2k
- [03:22:02] deepfreeze2k: This is way fancier than the version of Time I grew up with. Aaaah, ok.
- [03:22:07] oldmario: wonder if is hould go see a doctor
- [03:22:25] oldmario: i coughed up a big chunk of phlem today and ever since i think my lung has been hurting monkaS
- [03:22:36] contradistinct: covid monkaS
- [03:22:46] oldmario: really?
- [03:23:08] smarioman: Isn’t this game basically unsolvable without an included almanac or something?
- [03:23:10] contradistinct: probably not if you don't have
- [03:23:13] contradistinct: the other symptoms
- [03:23:16] oldmario: monkaS
- [03:23:27] contradistinct: are you still able to smell diggle monkaS
- [03:23:30] oldmario: tbh i think they're on and off like this
- [03:23:32] sonickitsune_: It's before Wikipedia, and online cheat guides
- [03:23:34] oldmario: i can stil smell
- [03:23:39] sonickitsune_: It would usually come with an almanac
- [03:23:46] oldmario: the smell hits me when i walk back into my room cause i'm gassy tonight 4Head
- [03:23:54] contradistinct: oh
- [03:23:57] contradistinct: monkaS
- [03:24:07] contradistinct: i've gotten paranoid if i lost my smell
- [03:24:14] deepfreeze2k: Yep.
- [03:24:17] contradistinct: especially since three tooth was positive at one point monkaS
- [03:24:35] sonickitsune_: Have you never played one of these and only played Oregon Trail in class
- [03:25:06] oldmario: monkaS
- [03:25:21] sonickitsune_: Why can't you use the time machine to get more time
- [03:25:25] deepfreeze2k: Ive never played Oregon Trail II in class. Just earlier ones. I owned Oregon Trail II at home though.
- [03:25:47] deepfreeze2k: Oh no
- [03:26:22] oldmario: stereo
- [03:26:29] smarioman: @sonickitsune_ Don’t you know anything about time travel? limesSmug
- [03:27:04] skynels: No new classes though
- [03:27:17] skynels: My
- [03:27:33] greasydratini: Is this carmen sandiego?
- [03:28:24] shimmerfairy: The Carmen Sandiego game I played (forget the exact title) was way better than this.
- [03:28:38] deepfreeze2k: The SMS version of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego is a wonky one. Actually has you walk around town with some action sequences.
- [03:29:35] deepfreeze2k: I need to give this game a go sometimes.
- [03:30:15] phztgszsrbzw7olt: 👍
- [03:30:22] deepfreeze2k: 👍
- [03:30:22] sobeman1: splendid
- [03:30:33] sobeman1: timPlus
- [03:30:42] fajosu: hello, goodbye
- [03:30:48] deepfreeze2k: Ive heard good things.
- [03:30:49] madtaz64: what game is this
- [03:31:20] deepfreeze2k: Uncharted Waters
- [03:33:18] wikipediasays: English was still pretty new in 1994
- [03:33:33] phztgszsrbzw7olt: is this the scene in the intro to game center cx?
- [03:33:40] phztgszsrbzw7olt: it looks identical
- [03:34:04] fenrax: https://twitter.com/Artia_OW/status/1320562374986772480
- [03:34:08] fenrax: so many petias in the replies
- [03:34:22] shinywhimsicott: I wonder how well this game handles time. Does it just force you to lose past a certain year or can you sail well into 2000?
- [03:34:49] topazshot88: You mean it's not?
- [03:35:24] perciacalos: Arrrrrgh
- [03:36:55] perciacalos: It was a very long hallway
- [03:37:15] perciacalos: It must have been built by the same guy who made bowsers endless staircase
- [03:37:34] exiledcat: avenge your brother by buying bitcoin
- [03:37:41] deepfreeze2k: This game is super open-ended from my understanding.
- [03:38:04] perciacalos: I guess you can walk to china
- [03:38:26] oldmario: why can't you just say heart DansGame
- [03:38:55] atomicagent: Speaking of tea
- [03:39:05] atomicagent: Get yours today!
- [03:39:06] deepfreeze2k: Oh, it's a KOEI game? That explains EVERYTHING.
- [03:39:09] atomicagent: https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=67675
- [03:39:18] oldmario: kinda glad vtubers was one of the things i lost interest in pretty quickly
- [03:39:28] oldmario: vtuber fans seem a bit weird
- [03:39:47] oldmario: i get weebs are weird
- [03:39:51] oldmario: but not this
- [03:40:38] deepfreeze2k: It might.
- [03:41:31] deepfreeze2k: Maybe you can later.
- [03:41:40] perciacalos: Its bad luck to rename a ship Tim. Everyone knows that
- [03:42:03] sluncer2: Once you name a ship, the name is imprinted for life per maritime admiralty law
- [03:42:29] perciacalos: Well, being arrested would certainly be bad luck
- [03:43:26] smarioman: This is such a morally ambiguous plot.
- [03:43:31] clyde1500: what game is this?
- [03:43:50] perciacalos: This sid meier's pirates reboot sure is fancy
- [03:44:17] fajosu: lmao
- [03:44:18] deepfreeze2k: I actually legitimately like the Sid Meier's Pirates! reboot.
- [03:44:19] shinywhimsicott: man Sid Meiers Pirates was so much fun. I put way too many hours into that game.
- [03:44:37] lokiry: i'm pretty sure all vtuber fans are weebs
- [03:44:42] lokiry: so it is the same demographic
- [03:44:47] sobeman1: maybe you can only attack is certain directions or range
- [03:44:58] botanarchy: probably have to turn, your cannons are on the sides
- [03:45:04] perciacalos: Yeah I played the hell out of Pirates when it came out
- [03:45:05] exiledcat: and so ended the story of pepsilla
- [03:45:40] perciacalos: Hopefully Cocola will do better
- [03:46:02] dajmasta: pepSEAla
- [03:46:18] deepfreeze2k: F
- [03:46:24] hexxtwain: F
- [03:46:27] misssunna: F
- [03:46:32] clyde1500: F
- [03:46:32] perciacalos: timMrBones
- [03:46:40] oldmario: monkaS
- [03:47:05] twibat_sparkle: I come in and see Koei, this won't end well
- [03:47:10] leechy9: I was getting gas the other day and saw someone carve a picture of Garfield with the word "Lasagna" in the pump screen.
- [03:47:23] jencis0: pls play the Curious George point and click game
- [03:47:45] skygtr350: timOh
- [03:47:50] perciacalos: timOh
- [03:47:55] oldmario: "A dad says he has to show ID everywhere he goes- including at the birth of his son - because his surname is Korona." monkaS
- [03:48:25] blacryu: Arriba arriba!
- [03:48:48] rg802: Speedy Gonzales
- [03:48:52] shinywhimsicott: poor speedy, if only he was faster Sylvester wouldnt have been able to kidnap his mouse girlfriend
- [03:48:57] rg802: What ever happened to that mouse?
- [03:49:11] sonickitsune_: I only think about the Sonic bootleg of this on SNES
- [03:49:13] pinguino: ICE
- [03:49:20] perciacalos: I never actually saw this growing up
- [03:49:27] sobeman1: you think in 2020 we could have a speedy gonzalas cartoon? lol
- [03:49:27] hexxtwain: sanic
- [03:49:51] sluncer2: The game cant handle all those hats and peppers
- [03:49:53] jencis0: finally.... the game of my people
- [03:50:01] shinywhimsicott: are you still on 200%
- [03:50:09] ilyccia: this sounds like low budget pokemon game corner music
- [03:50:19] communismfordummies: hold on a second this isn't lucky luke for the ps one
- [03:50:20] shanahand: i like how it speeds up
- [03:50:56] dajmasta: still better than madonna midis
- [03:50:57] fenrax: I barely even watch anime now
- [03:51:01] exiledcat: i'll take that to go plz
- [03:51:10] fenrax: would I still be a weeb if the only anime thing I do is watch vtubers?
- [03:51:23] scoopshaagendazs: Good thing about a lot of places having those digital jukeboxes these days, you can force everyone to listen to awful stuff.
- [03:51:27] leechy9: Imagine if you were the manager at the DMV, you could probably do the same and really force people to listen
- [03:51:29] contradistinct: yes
- [03:51:36] dajmasta: tim you have the perfect voice for it, you should just be a DJ
- [03:51:43] oldmario: i dunno
- [03:51:45] oldmario: Lokiry
- [03:51:47] oldmario: answer the man
- [03:51:49] dajmasta: radio DJ i mean
- [03:52:03] jencis0: @scoopshaagendazs im banned from playing music at a Buffalo Wild Wings near me because of this
- [03:52:04] blacryu: Wait the objective isn't 'go right'?
- [03:52:10] twibat_sparkle: Well, it looks good, but the rest of the game looks terrible
- [03:52:11] shanahand: do you have to hat sylvester?
- [03:52:37] dajmasta: i like the cheesemeter
- [03:52:38] perciacalos: What a game
- [03:52:45] twibat_sparkle: It doesn't look fine
- [03:52:55] shanahand: wasn't there a pit earlier?
- [03:52:59] clyde1500: that's the game
- [03:53:01] perciacalos: Curious George
- [03:53:08] rg802: Slow poke Gonzales
- [03:53:26] shanahand: tips hat
- [03:53:28] rg802: GA SE
- [03:53:30] perciacalos: Thanks Chi Chi
- [03:53:42] dajmasta: applebees pro challenge
- [03:53:43] rg802: M’Lady
- [03:53:49] clyde1500: this isn't wii sports golf
- [03:53:55] twibat_sparkle: If you want golf, the Genesis has a golf RPG of all things
- [03:54:00] dajmasta: coconuts japan
- [03:54:12] rg802: Oh my...
- [03:54:19] rg802: These faces
- [03:54:25] blacryu: No women though
- [03:54:38] perciacalos: Should have gone with discount Freddie Mercury
- [03:54:52] sobeman1: women didn't golf in 94 silly
- [03:54:58] olvoxe: Japan is the golf course
- [03:55:09] rg802: Is the course
- [03:55:10] dajmasta: tee off from fuji
- [03:55:16] sobeman1: only dads with mustaches
- [03:55:29] rg802: On da gween
- [03:55:57] it_is_fanatic: to prove your skill
- [03:56:12] thegrassytroll: this guy looks like he's from that gi joe cartoon
- [03:56:30] it_is_fanatic: he's a computer
- [03:56:38] botanarchy: do wood clubs hit farther then? I've never played golf or even watched it
- [03:56:51] noisecrush: a VERY hard game
- [03:56:56] rg802: Oh boy
- [03:57:04] twibat_sparkle: A red Sega logo looks wrong
- [03:57:07] rg802: A very very difficult game
- [03:57:16] scoopshaagendazs: Is that Plymouth rock
- [03:57:54] shinywhimsicott: i mean if hes been alive for a thousand years im pretty sure he has beaten death
- [03:57:59] ilyccia: it's like seeing a blue dreamcast logo, it's exotic, but still weird (in the US/NTSC reigons)
- [03:58:03] sobeman1: i need the lore
- [03:58:10] wikipediasays: nice music
- [03:58:11] clyde1500: i can tell how it goes
- [03:58:12] sonickitsune_: Not as catchy as the Hybrid Front intro though
- [03:58:19] contradistinct: what is tim playing
- [03:58:38] botanarchy: he killed Death? impressive
- [03:58:53] rg802: Wait that wasn’t the deal
- [03:58:56] clyde1500: how is he supposed to kill things if he killed death
- [03:58:57] contradistinct: wait is this that dumb game
- [03:59:12] shinywhimsicott: he looks like the martian manhunter
- [03:59:14] contradistinct: oh, no it's something else
- [03:59:18] sobeman1: why does his face look like a furless cat
- [03:59:34] hexxtwain: lol bootleg antihero
- [03:59:57] twibat_sparkle: I'm guessing this game is difficult for the wrong reasons
- [03:59:57] rg802: Have you tried Spawn?
- [04:00:54] shinywhimsicott: its megaman!
- [04:01:21] rg802: Oh man this is reminding me of X-men on sega
- [04:01:37] exiledcat: double jump
- [04:01:44] louie2drinks: So much genesis sounds
- [04:01:54] botanarchy: "play as the killer of Death, as he makes his way through the swamp killing insects and amphibians"
- [04:02:08] it_is_fanatic: FWOOOM
- [04:02:29] twibat_sparkle: This looks like the sort of game where the fanbase consists entirely of people that played the game when they were 10 and don't realize it sucks
- [04:02:43] shinywhimsicott: he didnt get to dissect a frog in high school cause someone in his class was allergic to the fluid
- [04:02:43] rg802: Suddenly battle toads
- [04:02:46] ilyccia: frogs are alive, which is the complete opposite of death
- [04:02:47] exiledcat: that's your curse, forevermna
- [04:02:47] wikipediasays: dudes been alive for 1000 years, time doesnt matter anymore
- [04:03:14] skygtr350: LUL
- [04:03:18] sonickitsune_: I would swear there would be a better jump, but somehow it's just really obtuse to actually do
- [04:03:19] rg802: That’s why he’s the forever man. It takes forever
- [04:03:31] jencis0: it's mark zucc
- [04:03:47] blacryu: Got his ginyu poses down
- [04:03:50] botanarchy: looks like he works at an airport
- [04:03:52] wikipediasays: airport control officer
- [04:04:25] ilyccia: we need dance music
- [04:04:49] rg802: Lol
- [04:05:19] hexxtwain: lol
- [04:05:28] blacryu: If you double jump can you stay up on the pillars?
- [04:05:32] blacryu: There we go
- [04:06:18] wikipediasays: not every video game character can be as fast as sonic
- [04:06:30] dajmasta: just a bass line
- [04:06:31] blacryu: Sounds like someone learning how to play guitar
- [04:06:38] jencis0: they poisoned the water and turnt the frogs against ye
- [04:06:39] dajmasta: bass
- [04:06:42] dajmasta: but yeah
- [04:06:56] ilyccia: it sounds like the song is going to start at any moment
- [04:07:00] noisecrush: do you have a time limit? what's with the hourglass?
- [04:07:06] louie2drinks: Ambient sega genesis music
- [04:07:56] ilyccia: finally, a game for me
- [04:08:04] jencis0: i thought you were playing Carmen Sandiego for Windows
- [04:08:15] jencis0: that's why I recommended Curious George
- [04:08:22] thegrassytroll: space fish
- [04:08:24] blacryu: Actually runs decently
- [04:08:39] dajmasta: why are we murdering wildlife
- [04:08:47] ilyccia: that little guy is a cool mechanic
- [04:08:58] sobeman1: kill the space squid
- [04:09:18] dajmasta: i dunno why we keep falling
- [04:09:32] botanarchy: I don't quite get why we're freefalling though
- [04:09:56] dajmasta: grats on falling
- [04:10:03] botanarchy: maybe its a drop?
- [04:10:11] botanarchy: oh, I guess it was
- [04:10:15] goatsentercx: squid pro quo
- [04:10:32] blacryu: Actual music
- [04:10:47] dajmasta: bass drum going ham
- [04:10:54] dajmasta: oh well not anymore
- [04:11:10] noisecrush: what's this called?
- [04:11:53] dajmasta: big fan of crying
- [04:11:56] botanarchy: this world stores their radioactive material in water towers
- [04:12:37] sobeman1: schmups are hard
- [04:12:44] ilyccia: now i kinda want to see if i can get a cart, i need good genesis games
- [04:12:45] dajmasta: timOH
- [04:12:47] dajmasta: timOh
- [04:12:54] it_is_fanatic: oh.
- [04:12:55] dajmasta: neigh
- [04:12:55] johnkilo3: are you on a quest to play every Genesis game?
- [04:12:56] ilyccia: are they reigon locked though?
- [04:12:56] shanahand: oh dear
- [04:13:04] shimmerfairy: At least there's color.
- [04:13:08] botanarchy: holy shit, this is amazing
- [04:13:13] dajmasta: bronies existed in the 80s apparently
- [04:13:43] dajmasta: sparkle sparkle
- [04:13:47] botanarchy: precursor to robot unicorn attack
- [04:13:51] thegrassytroll: this game lets you make an oc pony?
- [04:14:01] blacryu: Wow you even get to play your fursona
- [04:14:07] wikipediasays: thats an ugly pony Tim
- [04:14:17] kevin1760: that's not a healthy looking pony
- [04:14:21] dajmasta: kinda fast for that mvt tbh
- [04:14:25] goatsentercx: shouldnt they all have beards?
- [04:14:33] johnkilo3: it is
- [04:14:36] ilyccia: Oh, that last game was released here, as bio-hazard battle
- [04:14:37] crzay4321: lovely.
- [04:14:39] exiledcat: nice camouflage colors
- [04:14:43] thegrassytroll: is this at 100%
- [04:14:43] fasdyk: time to overclock
- [04:14:45] dajmasta: you just need to get used to the hooves
- [04:15:01] louie2drinks: That looks like a mess
- [04:15:14] botanarchy: too many walk animation frames
- [04:15:19] dajmasta: boo
- [04:15:37] dajmasta: woooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
- [04:16:17] dajmasta: you did?
- [04:16:29] botanarchy: hahaha
- [04:16:47] skygtr350: ney
- [04:17:04] dajmasta: so that's where lollipops come from
- [04:17:22] exiledcat: quite the contrast from the forever man
- [04:17:35] shimmerfairy: Why did chest 1 have the second item?
- [04:17:37] shinywhimsicott: you got the Red Orb, now you can summon Groudon
- [04:17:58] ilyccia: this game is a visual assault
- [04:18:03] dajmasta: yell at those damn flowers
- [04:18:28] skygtr350: murdered by a tumbleweed
- [04:18:34] botanarchy: ???
- [04:18:44] dajmasta: a nice palate cleanser
- [04:18:44] johnkilo3: that game was already cursed
- [04:19:04] dajmasta: hit it with the juice
- [04:19:12] wikipediasays: Its funny when people comment about how video games were so much better back in the 90's
- [04:19:18] burflow: How many games are there?
- [04:19:32] dajmasta: oh rings are bad in this one
- [04:19:59] dajmasta: i think that's just football
- [04:20:11] dajmasta: well we saw how well tim did at madden so this should be fun
- [04:20:25] dajmasta: chicago killers
- [04:20:26] shimmerfairy: Is there a Baltimore team in the other league?
- [04:20:30] ilyccia: the chicago killers
- [04:20:34] dajmasta: we need the baltimore muggers
- [04:20:34] botanarchy: I can't wait for the 21st century if it's got this
- [04:20:35] goatsentercx: how did they know?
- [04:20:44] shanahand: My favorite pacific city. Atlanta
- [04:21:15] shimmerfairy: I can't believe robots took our football jobs.
- [04:21:22] exiledcat: they don't hut hut in the 21st century
- [04:21:23] johnkilo3: almost a safety
- [04:21:25] dajmasta: YOU ARE OFFENSIVE
- [04:21:30] kevin1760: Is this Rocket League?
- [04:21:35] johnkilo3: Robo Madden
- [04:21:39] dajmasta: with wheat toast?
- [04:21:49] botanarchy: this is how they overcome the corona and professional sports problem
- [04:21:55] dajmasta: i like the robots just holding their arms in the air
- [04:21:56] anony54: is anyone here
- [04:22:00] ilyccia: the ball is warm
- [04:22:36] ilyccia: that sounds like a really bad JFK voice
- [04:22:38] ilyccia: omg
- [04:23:22] botanarchy: is the song getting progressively faster?
- [04:23:24] jencis0: dizzyTen
- [04:23:37] fenrax: I am for a bit
- [04:23:42] fenrax: Since I'm working late this week
- [04:24:05] beezeral: This game is wild
- [04:24:13] ilyccia: oh, is it just what down it is
- [04:24:36] ilyccia: i want to hear budget JFK again
- [04:24:52] johnkilo3: Wooo go robo sports!
- [04:24:54] botanarchy: nice
- [04:24:58] dajmasta: timClip
- [04:25:16] dajmasta: you can just build another
- [04:25:37] dajmasta: yards to defuse?
- [04:25:42] dajmasta: is the ball a bomb?
- [04:25:50] beezeral: Where did you find this game!?
- [04:27:00] deepfreeze2k: This is like Baseball 2020 except Football. Interesting.
- [04:27:01] beezeral: What can you use the money on?
- [04:27:26] deepfreeze2k: Though less mines.
- [04:27:32] beezeral: Baseball 2020 is awesome
- [04:27:38] deepfreeze2k: It is.
- [04:28:07] sobeman1: even if you don't like sports, sport games are still fun
- [04:29:00] pinguino: no scorigami
- [04:29:04] beezeral: Can you upgrade players with the money?
- [04:29:14] ilyccia: there he is!
- [04:29:50] dajmasta: worth
- [04:30:10] deepfreeze2k: I miss the non-realistic sports games.
- [04:31:05] wikipediasays: I have a lot of money on this game Tim, please my family needs to eat
- [04:31:15] ilyccia: the bigs was the last sports game i really liked
- [04:31:28] ilyccia: just because of how absurd it could get
- [04:32:56] blacryu: Do you have McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure?
- [04:33:26] shimmerfairy: yeah you did, it had a creepy jester iirc
- [04:33:29] blacryu: I just discovered it for it's music
- [04:33:50] exiledcat: be sure to pump it
- [04:34:06] dajmasta: the positive guard
- [04:34:17] crzay4321: "hollywood" steve
- [04:34:59] dajmasta: someone just exhaled loudly
- [04:35:26] blacryu: I always loved how sports games let you shoot like that lol
- [04:35:27] exiledcat: why are the cheerleaders missing half their legs
- [04:36:08] goatsentercx: the skittles league
- [04:36:15] jencis0: this needs better sweat tech
- [04:36:20] perciacalos: Its the first entirely disabled cheerleading section dont laugh
- [04:36:56] johnkilo3: it was a big deal comic series in the early 90s
- [04:37:04] rpdofficer: blizzard? pffft
- [04:37:10] dajmasta: superzombie
- [04:37:40] goatsentercx: sloppyman
- [04:37:47] blacryu: Blizzard has declined over time right? So this must be their best work.
- [04:37:57] dajmasta: gunshot?
- [04:39:28] johnkilo3: I only know Doomsday kills Superman and then a few months later 3 fake supermen showed up, and then finally the real one
- [04:40:43] crzay4321: Punk Deveelopment
- [04:41:11] deepfreeze2k: Ive never seen this before.
- [04:41:27] masterglitch: is this supposed to be a lightgun game?
- [04:41:50] ilyccia: holy shit
- [04:41:56] perciacalos: timOh
- [04:42:01] dajmasta: just a flesh wound
- [04:42:05] veinchu: Are you winning the duel?
- [04:42:07] it_is_fanatic: well you played bad
- [04:42:27] twibat_sparkle: This just looks like a flash game sort of thing to me
- [04:42:38] it_is_fanatic: uhh
- [04:42:54] ilyccia: that has to be the most boring outfit for the starter girl (what you you call them?)
- [04:43:07] it_is_fanatic: if you use all the ammo you lose tho
- [04:43:10] masterglitch: maybe attack the worms?
- [04:43:18] goatsentercx: you sure this isnt an amiga?
- [04:43:35] perciacalos: You got beaten by a corpse.
- [04:43:49] masterglitch: what a fascinating game
- [04:43:56] ilyccia: now i want to see how the other characters get horrifically dismembered
- [04:44:29] perciacalos: This actually seems like it would be pretty cool if it were balanced in the slightest
- [04:44:36] nbtl: is this the new cod?
- [04:44:41] skygtr350: timOh
- [04:44:48] skygtr350: Monster Hunter World 2
- [04:45:19] sluncer2: Is this Monster Hunter: The movie: The game?
- [04:45:24] ilyccia: don't forget to cut the tail, tim!
- [04:45:45] fasdyk: There is a new monster hunter but it's not world 2
- [04:46:14] perciacalos: Clap
- [04:46:17] ilyccia: what
- [04:46:19] it_is_fanatic: ????
- [04:46:21] deepfreeze2k: wat
- [04:46:23] fasdyk: shot it's neck off?
- [04:46:24] domaspiragas: You won this time.
- [04:46:25] clyde1500: what?
- [04:46:30] masterglitch: i guess his neck is where his vital organs really were
- [04:47:02] it_is_fanatic: alright, now spend the next 30 minutes looking up the history of Death Duel
- [04:47:10] sluncer2: what the hell is pheelae? Is that supposed to be money?
- [04:47:28] perciacalos: Tim you absolute hero
- [04:47:29] johnkilo3: you were only able to carry 10 pounds of meat back
- [04:47:44] domaspiragas: That's more like Cyborg from Teen Titans
- [04:48:16] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
- [04:48:35] perciacalos: This game has exactly one speedrun
- [04:48:49] deepfreeze2k: Thats probably 1 more than it should.
- [04:49:32] it_is_fanatic: this music is sick
- [04:49:59] domaspiragas: Maybe that red "no credit" sign means you're broke.
- [04:50:19] wcorbee: hi everyone
- [04:50:49] twibat_sparkle: I feel like any game with a yes/no prompt like that was probably a computer port
- [04:50:59] deepfreeze2k: Whats this called again?
- [04:51:15] perciacalos: Death Duel
- [04:51:16] it_is_fanatic: Death Duel
- [04:51:18] deepfreeze2k: Thanks
- [04:51:28] dajmasta: you spineless worm
- [04:51:37] deepfreeze2k: Genesis exclusive apparently.
- [04:51:37] crzay4321: oh
- [04:51:40] drakofrostbite: spineless worm
- [04:51:43] masterglitch: from absolute hero to spineless worm in minutes
- [04:51:50] wcorbee: arent all worms spineless?
- [04:51:54] dajmasta: but still blowing in the wind somehow
- [04:52:10] johnkilo3: hahaha
- [04:52:14] deepfreeze2k: hahahaha wow
- [04:52:20] dajmasta: this may be the most intense game over i've seen
- [04:52:20] it_is_fanatic: this game is brutal
- [04:52:22] clyde1500: jesus
- [04:52:24] drakofrostbite: in worm society wouldn't a worm with a spine be a bad thing.
- [04:52:27] dajmasta: speaking of leaving a legacy
- [04:52:35] deepfreeze2k: Apparently what most of the devs did was port games from computers TO Genesis. This is their ONLY original game.
- [04:52:39] deepfreeze2k: OH
- [04:52:44] deepfreeze2k: Is this the Pinball?
- [04:52:47] sluncer2: Death Duel Review: "That was a game." -Tim
- [04:52:59] clyde1500: what is this audio?
- [04:53:00] deepfreeze2k: Oh its THIS
- [04:53:02] twibat_sparkle: I'm surprised it's exclusive, I could totally see it on the Amiga
- [04:53:03] deepfreeze2k: This is the arkanoid clone
- [04:53:10] deepfreeze2k: Not Pinball.
- [04:53:11] dajmasta: Triassic Greenspace
- [04:53:25] praximo: port #0! my favorite port!
- [04:53:34] dajmasta: 8080 is pretty good too
- [04:53:36] deepfreeze2k: I had to race the SMS version of Devilish once in one of SRL's Mystery Tournaments against Authorblues.
- [04:53:54] wcorbee: armadillo dino?
- [04:53:58] drakofrostbite: moopokeJams
- [04:54:00] deepfreeze2k: Oh man. Wolf Team?
- [04:54:06] dajmasta: they're like.... armadillo crocodiles
- [04:54:11] nbtl: Biginner?
- [04:54:25] dajmasta: big innings
- [04:54:39] it_is_fanatic: D:
- [04:54:45] deepfreeze2k: I was mistaken, the previous game is an Arkanoid/Breakout-like, not a Pinball.
- [04:55:12] dajmasta: i wonder where the slot is
- [04:55:28] skelex: Tim, are you familiar with worlds online? The MMO that's been running unchanged since 1995 and maybe has a cult operating it it?
- [04:55:45] rpdofficer: Nexpo did a video on that.
- [04:55:48] rpdofficer: It was interesting
- [04:55:53] shinywhimsicott: worlds is such a trip
- [04:56:05] dajmasta: dioland
- [04:56:12] skelex: I just watched the nexpo video last night, I kept thinking it looked like something tim would have played
- [04:56:14] drakofrostbite: Is this how the dinosaurs died?
- [04:56:20] skelex: at least the default worlds...not the creepy cult ones so much
- [04:56:21] deepfreeze2k: I was thinking of Devil's Crush. Thats the pinball game.
- [04:56:32] dajmasta: earth was slammed into them from giant space paddles
- [04:56:33] nbtl: ????
- [04:56:37] drakofrostbite: ummm
- [04:57:10] perciacalos: Hello I would like to hire a dinosaur
- [04:57:23] dajmasta: i want to play a game where you're the HR rep for a company where all the candidates are dinosaurs
- [04:57:40] dajmasta: if you make the wrong choice all your coworkers get eaten
- [04:58:19] ilyccia: lao shan lung?
- [04:58:25] praximo: uh
- [04:58:25] dajmasta: YOU WIN
- [04:58:26] perciacalos: Good game
- [04:58:28] twibat_sparkle: I have never heard of this
- [04:58:30] blacryu: budget spent
- [04:58:34] clyde1500: congrats?
- [04:58:38] praximo: tom mason was a lazy man
- [04:58:49] newandtastysixthhouse: The real Dark Souls begins here etc.
- [04:59:09] dajmasta: why do the ninjas want to kill us?
- [04:59:11] goatsentercx: fan game?
- [04:59:24] deepfreeze2k: I dont think its a fan game.
- [04:59:30] masterglitch: okay guys, not hear me out: Contra... except dinosaurs
- [04:59:38] drakofrostbite: I can't tell what the theming of this game is supposed to be???
- [04:59:43] newandtastysixthhouse: Contrasaurs is a cool sounding concept tbh
- [04:59:50] dajmasta: what will the tank be
- [04:59:53] dajmasta: a bigger dino?
- [04:59:54] deepfreeze2k: Its apparnetly based off of a comic book. And this is very much a real genesis game.
- [05:00:12] johnkilo3: Contra + Dinos vs Ninja Gaiden
- [05:00:24] masterglitch: exploiting the minimum range of dinosaurs is key to surviving them, yes
- [05:00:28] wikipediasays: would a dinosaur even need a gun?
- [05:00:32] dajmasta: yes?
- [05:00:36] drakofrostbite: Though becareful it is still a dinosaur and can easily kill you
- [05:01:03] deepfreeze2k: This is a port of an arcade game isnt it?
- [05:01:06] dajmasta: i can't even read that title
- [05:01:15] dajmasta: bitcoin Pog
- [05:01:47] blacryu: Lucio's origin story?
- [05:02:02] deepfreeze2k: Yeah, this is a weird port of an arcade game.
- [05:02:26] dajmasta: gr8
- [05:02:42] dajmasta: each clutch is 128k
- [05:03:03] dajmasta: lance quick sounds familiar
- [05:03:06] perciacalos: Gotta go with Lance Quick
- [05:03:25] dajmasta: oh i remember the music too
- [05:03:29] deepfreeze2k: HotJams
- [05:03:41] perciacalos: I think I watched someone who wasnt Tim play this
- [05:03:41] dajmasta: TwangJams
- [05:03:50] dajmasta: but i don't know who
- [05:03:51] twibat_sparkle: Oh god this one
- [05:04:03] thegrassytroll: we're seeing why nintendo won the console war that gen
- [05:04:09] goatsentercx: midis of the damned
- [05:04:22] drakofrostbite: But isn't it exciting rediscovering something you erased from your memory
- [05:04:42] perciacalos: What
- [05:04:54] thegrassytroll: you should do a snes stream sometime
- [05:05:00] dajmasta: having to pick up dropped items
- [05:05:15] thegrassytroll: its in the game
- [05:05:30] volantarius: Sprts
- [05:05:38] dajmasta: USA basketball with one USA location
- [05:05:43] dajmasta: which is like kansas city?
- [05:05:50] dajmasta: right in the damn middle
- [05:06:00] wikipediasays: this was a good basketball team
- [05:06:09] perciacalos: Larry Bird is on the Australian Team?
- [05:06:21] cabinessence66: can you shove them down in this game and taunt them
- [05:06:40] drakofrostbite: Honestly I was expecting the american uniforms to all just be american flags
- [05:06:44] dajmasta: damn dude is 7'1"
- [05:07:03] ben_the_bus_boy: Shoutout David Robinson
- [05:07:09] ben_the_bus_boy: spurs legend
- [05:07:17] drakofrostbite: EW
- [05:07:24] dajmasta: animate all the joints!
- [05:07:43] wikipediasays: finally real humans physics
- [05:07:46] drakofrostbite: For good reason
- [05:07:48] thegrassytroll: you say 91?
- [05:07:51] perciacalos: This is a form over function sort of game
- [05:07:53] goatsentercx: evil sausages
- [05:08:02] sonickitsune_: It's like applying the weird whip wiggle physics from Castlevania to everything, and then making it worse
- [05:08:08] gashapon: Looks like SCV4
- [05:08:16] deepfreeze2k: OH THIS
- [05:08:21] dajmasta: bzzt bzzt
- [05:08:23] it_is_fanatic: damage boost Pog
- [05:08:26] deepfreeze2k: So this game is super jank, but it has its fans.
- [05:08:47] drakofrostbite: I love how suddenly the music kicks back in when you revive
- [05:09:02] skelex: I love how he just stands back up when you continue, like he was always fine, he just needed a little rest
- [05:09:38] dajmasta: whip it good
- [05:10:08] dajmasta: is it still 200%?
- [05:10:29] dajmasta: they have a sleep potion as a pickup, what?
- [05:10:29] it_is_fanatic: wtfl ol
- [05:10:41] dajmasta: g a m e d e s i g n
- [05:10:54] skelex: yes
- [05:11:09] skelex: that door was starting to do some kind of animation, but you jumped away
- [05:11:42] cabinessence66: SourPls
- [05:12:16] dajmasta: 3 frame video loop
- [05:12:23] twibat_sparkle: It's weird seeing Sony branding on a Genesis game
- [05:12:35] dajmasta: ESPm
- [05:12:40] ilyccia: where are the stands
- [05:12:47] rpdofficer: this new realism mod for stunt racer fx is great
- [05:12:52] dajmasta: ESPD
- [05:12:53] skelex: driving games before the invention of true 3d graphics were a mistake
- [05:12:55] drakofrostbite: Listen most of the budget went to rendering this whole singular man
- [05:12:59] perciacalos: Rolling STAAAAAAAAAART
- [05:13:04] linusred: YO ESPN?? I LOVE SPORTS
- [05:13:28] dajmasta: i thought damage was on
- [05:13:35] rpdofficer: mmm yes
- [05:13:36] twibat_sparkle: Hey, F-Zero was pretty good in fake 3D. Same for Mario Kart
- [05:13:38] rpdofficer: oval track
- [05:13:51] dajmasta: the true nascar experience
- [05:13:57] linusred: LOVE LEFT TIRMS
- [05:13:58] drakofrostbite: Out of the way Sony car ESPN coming through
- [05:14:13] dajmasta: top me up with sports
- [05:14:24] linusred: your pit crew sucks ass
- [05:14:28] drakofrostbite: This is the work crew ever
- [05:14:30] linusred: hire the Sony guys
- [05:14:30] clyde1500: this is the worst pit crew
- [05:14:34] drakofrostbite: *worst
- [05:14:40] dajmasta: yeah the sony pit crew has blast processing
- [05:14:50] sluncer2: That feel when the real life pit crews are faster than this game
- [05:15:07] linusred: you gotta break or something on those left turns
- [05:15:14] chocosocks: turn right
- [05:15:15] dajmasta: ESPn
- [05:15:16] ampatent: Ford v Ferrari is a great movie
- [05:15:22] dajmasta: dingers?
- [05:15:25] perciacalos: DINGERS!
- [05:15:28] drakofrostbite: Honestly how do you make pit crews that boring its the one interesting thing is racing
- [05:15:38] linusred: YO let's hit some dingers
- [05:15:40] dajmasta: if only it was boardwalk productions
- [05:16:10] ampatent: Play as the Cardinals
- [05:16:17] clyde1500: I have 0 memories of the 90s timMinus
- [05:16:18] linusred: hated the 90s, I had to go to school, really didn't like school
- [05:16:23] ampatent: or the Athletics
- [05:16:27] rpdofficer: yaaay mets
- [05:16:31] clyde1500: there's voice acting?
- [05:16:35] ampatent: Whichever team McGwire is on in this game
- [05:16:42] dajmasta: holy animation frames
- [05:16:44] linusred: nkcehod
- [05:16:46] it_is_fanatic: they do all look the same but you've also played them all
- [05:16:47] ilyccia: animations look pretty good
- [05:16:50] zomgqwert: oh no, have we reached dingers time?
- [05:16:55] linusred: good eye this pitcher is c
- [05:17:00] linusred: rap
- [05:17:05] cabinessence66: dingers usedU
- [05:17:07] perciacalos: SAFE
- [05:17:11] drakofrostbite: Should have thrown it at the guy to disable him
- [05:17:13] ampatent: What a weird camera angle for the fielding
- [05:17:27] shinywhimsicott: you think its smooth now, imagine how smooth that animation would be at 200%
- [05:17:29] ampatent: Also that "capacity" crowd
- [05:17:33] dajmasta: cameras were expensive in the 90s
- [05:17:41] perciacalos: No dingers
- [05:17:41] dajmasta: so they only use one in the game
- [05:17:42] twibat_sparkle: I think Sports Talk was better
- [05:17:44] linusred: what a DINGER!!
- [05:17:50] dajmasta: los dingeros?
- [05:18:02] drakofrostbite: great first impression
- [05:18:06] linusred: this is nice
- [05:18:23] drakofrostbite: OH THIS IS THE WOODY WOODPECKER THEME
- [05:18:24] dajmasta: it took their souls
- [05:18:31] drakofrostbite: It sounds awful
- [05:18:45] dajmasta: just keep saying HUE and you should be fine
- [05:18:47] linusred: this game slaps
- [05:18:50] ampatent: Is this the King's Portuguese or the Colonial Portugues?
- [05:19:05] rpdofficer: I recently learned that Mortal Kombat was released on the Master System.
- [05:19:07] drakofrostbite: You have so much health
- [05:19:09] deepfreeze2k: I think thres an SMS version
- [05:19:25] dajmasta: what a pecker
- [05:19:27] linusred: the bird can't even peck moles out of trees
- [05:19:35] linusred: what a useless bird
- [05:19:43] twibat_sparkle: If it's Brazilian it probably was a Master System game at one point
- [05:19:44] perciacalos: Man I hope brazil had better games than this
- [05:20:18] twibat_sparkle: They had a 40 in 1 that was horrible
- [05:20:19] drakofrostbite: ?????
- [05:21:01] tifakitteh: EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A WHORE
- [05:21:08] tifakitteh: NOW TAKE A CHASTITY BELT AND SIDDOWN
- [05:21:11] rpdofficer: what the hell was that
- [05:21:13] shinywhimsicott: its that mario party minigame
- [05:21:19] linusred: this is pretty awesome
- [05:21:23] nbtl: Whoa it's battlebots
- [05:21:30] drakofrostbite: This is certainly entertaining
- [05:21:31] dajmasta: but metal is chafey
- [05:21:33] gashapon: these marbles are indeed hyper
- [05:22:01] linusred: it's like getting the bomb ombs off the ledge in Mario 64
- [05:22:05] drakofrostbite: Well the small ones are supposed to swarm in numbers
- [05:22:15] drakofrostbite: they are on the same side it seems
- [05:23:22] linusred: it's the best music they had at the time
- [05:23:27] tifakitteh: Wow why are you such a bully Tim
- [05:23:42] linusred: it was the 90s music was expensive, you couldn't download it yet
- [05:24:01] drakofrostbite: Honestly this is a horrible episode of battle bots
- [05:24:10] rpdofficer: battle bots more like bungle bots
- [05:24:22] thegrassytroll: lol
- [05:25:07] linusred: nice try
- [05:25:33] linusred: pog it's puzzle and action
- [05:25:34] perciacalos: AND action?!
- [05:25:59] linusred: Warp warp
- [05:26:19] tifakitteh: Is this Rhythm Fever
- [05:26:34] rpdofficer: yeah i was about to say
- [05:26:54] gashapon: Jeff
- [05:26:59] dajmasta: i think so
- [05:27:02] cabinessence66: jelly boy
- [05:27:11] rpdofficer: this looks like a worse super putty squad
- [05:27:23] clyde1500: I remember you streaming this
- [05:27:33] linusred: tfw you've played every old video game and there are no new old video games
- [05:27:33] basssic: you played this yesterday
- [05:27:34] dajmasta: eurofooty
- [05:27:44] perciacalos: Football you actually use your feet for?
- [05:27:54] skygtr350: Play Seventh Cross Evolution
- [05:27:59] basssic: how the fuck could you forget marko and his magic football
- [05:28:24] rpdofficer: this game for sega cd is like
- [05:28:25] rpdofficer: $400
- [05:28:38] rpdofficer: Probably
- [05:28:40] linusred: this bass riff slaps
- [05:28:43] rpdofficer: Lemme check
- [05:28:49] thegrassytroll: i don't know how i feel about dinosaurs not being cool anymore
- [05:29:09] rpdofficer: Yeah the Sega CD version has the real song
- [05:29:35] cabinessence66: SourPls
- [05:29:38] rpdofficer: the sega CD one sounds way better
- [05:29:59] thegrassytroll: it might be
- [05:30:36] tifakitteh: cring
- [05:30:42] cabinessence66: this rap sounds like it was recorded 10 years before that game was released
- [05:30:42] cabinessence66: lmao
- [05:30:48] linusred: same guy
- [05:30:51] johnkilo3: sounds like it
- [05:30:51] rpdofficer: Sounds similar.
- [05:31:08] clyde1500: It definitely could be
- [05:31:21] rpdofficer: A lot of "It's the Same Game on Genesis but with better sound" Sega CD games are priced like...way, way higher than the Genesis version
- [05:31:22] tifakitteh: I wonder how much it pays to rap about videogame characters
- [05:31:26] rpdofficer: all because the audio is better
- [05:31:29] rpdofficer: but that's...it.
- [05:31:40] wikipediasays: does he say radical rex in the sonic song to compare?
- [05:32:00] linusred: oh there's a debate
- [05:32:08] linusred: there's a big debate
- [05:32:27] clyde1500: casey rankin
- [05:32:30] clyde1500: is the sonic dude
- [05:32:40] clyde1500: according toe genius
- [05:33:07] linusred: he's dead!!!
- [05:33:19] linusred: died at 62....
- [05:33:22] tifakitteh: 1946? He was an old man when he came up with that
- [05:33:42] skygtr350: bye
- [05:33:43] thegrassytroll: bye
- [05:33:44] kevin1760: timOh
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment