!8ball Costing Currency

$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: The Cleveland Browns have a better chance of winning the Super Bowl!","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Ask me when I care.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: If Donald Trump is a serious presidential candidate, anything is possible!","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: You're better off buying lotto tickets.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Ask a pet rock. I don't care.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: GO GIANTS! ...Wait, what was the question again? Oh, uh, sure.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: YES, OKAY!","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: I'd bet on it. I also love gambing, and have lost only $5,000 this month due to bad bets! But I really feel confident about this one.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Ask oatsngoats. He's a speedrunner, and I'm just a lowly 8 Ball.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball farts in your face.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Yes! I mean no! I mean maybe! I mean... I DON'T KNOW!","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: No. I bet you were expecting a more exciting response, huh? Well, too bad. All you get is a no. So deal with it.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: That question is too insane for me, so I suggest you ask Tom Cruise instead.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: How the hell would I know? Let's just bring in the dancing lobsters and worry about this later.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Depends. Is mayonnaise an instrument?","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: OBJECTION! ...Wait, nobody followed, and I'm not even supposed to give the notification when someone follows anyway. Dammit! Anyway, ignore my existential crisis; the answer is maybe.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Yes, but only if you get up, spin around clockwise 45 times, and take a piss without missing the toilet bowl.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Ohmygod, will you just, like, stop already $user? I'm trying to be a cool teenage 8 Ball right now. As if I'd answer.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Only if you follow all of Cosmopolitan's advice 100%.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: About as likely as me liking Naruto. Which means no chance of happening.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahano","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Yes or no; it doesn't matter. What matters is if you love pizza enough. Right?","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: I'm sick of answering these questions. Instead, I ask YOU all a question - when was the last time you wore feeted pajamas??","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: I don't know, but Gustavo Fring says get back to work.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: *sigh* Yes. Are you happy now? You sound like my mother.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Take three selfies. If the first one looks best, it's a no. If the second one looks best, it's a no. If the third one looks best, it's a no. If you thought, "Wow, this sounds stupid, 8 Ball," congratulations, it's a yes.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: It's the same as the answer to the question, "Can you dodge a wrench?"","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Why not? What's the worst that could POSSIBLY happen?","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Well... do you have Amanda Huggenkiss available to ask?","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Go read your astrological profile for today and see what that tells you. Yes, it's probably BS, but hey, I'm being lazy, okay?","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Only if your first love was an anime character.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Would Ozzy Osbourne say yes? Hmm... he probably would. So YES!","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Outlook not good. Gosh, I sound like such a generic 8 Ball.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Meh.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: No, but I highly recommend you consume real maple syrup at some point in your life.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Only if the Simpsons had gotten canceled back in its prime. Which obviously didn't happen, so absolutely not.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Are you smart enough to buy the orange properties in Monopoly? Then probably. Are you smart enough to not play Monopoly at all? Then absolutely, 100% yes.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: It's as much of a given as Homer Simpson eating donuts.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: *shakes own Magic 8 Ball* It is decidedly so. That's what MY Magic 8 Ball says, anyway.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Try to type something to make Azure laugh. If she does, it's a yes. If she doesn't, I, the 8 Ball, will be disappointed in you and the answer is a no.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Zero chance. Did you know zero actually has a really interesting history as a number, by the way? Check it out sometime.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: 99.9999999% chance. Don't come crying to me when that infinitely small chance happens, though.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: *inserts Tidus' laugh* No way.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Malibu Stacy says: Don't ask me, I'm just a girl.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: *shrugs* I guess.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: No comment.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: Yes, as long as you aren't one of those idiots that rounds your height by the nearest half-foot on online dating sites.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: As long as the temperature where you are is above freezing. So 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or zero degrees Celsius for you people who aren't stubbornly attached to archaic measures like America is.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: It's more likely than Yellowstone erupting in our lifetime.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")
$removepoints("$user","10","10","$user pays $value Azurency to ask the Magic 8 Ball, and... the Magic 8 Ball says: It's 50-50. Yeah, you probably wanted better odds, huh? But too bad. It's better than casino odds, at least.","You don’t have enough Azurency to have your question answered!","false")