▼: D --> Baby went boom boom\
▲: I Beg Your Pardon
▼: D --> Ah good
▼: D --> I finally received someone's attention
▼: D --> Hello Ms. Maryam
▲: That Is Certainly An Interesting Way To Greet Me Equius
▼: D --> Thank you
▼: D --> I think
▲: I Have Seen Stranger Ways Of Saying Hello No Worries
▲: So I Did Not Expect To Find You Here This Is Quite The Surprise
▼: D --> Why is that
▲: Well Given That The Last Time I Had Spoken To Your Friend Nepeta She Said That You Were In Quite A Mood And Not Feeling Very Social
▼: D --> When was that
▲: Just Recently
▲: Is Everything Okay
▼: D --> Everything is
▼: D --> Fine
▼: D --> It must have been time shenanigans at work
▼: D --> Or I don't remember it
▲: Fair Enough
▲: So Then What Are You Up To Right Now
▼: D --> Killing time
▼: D --> How about you, same
▲: As If We Have Anything Else To Do
▲: I Keep Myself Occupied Watching Karkat And Terezi Bicker Constantly It Seems To Make Time Fly
▼: D --> That is true
▲: I Presume You Have Found Better Ways Of Entertaining Yourself
▼: D --> One could say that
▲: Do Tell
▼: D --> I'd rather not
▲: Now You Are Horrible At Keeping Secrets It Is Quite Common Knowledge
▲: You May As Well Tell Me Of All People At Least
▼: D --> Fair enough
▼: D --> I've taken a liking to art
▲: Well That Isnt Exactly News To Us
▼: D --> No I mean
▼: D --> Painting
▲: Oh I Understand Now
▲: Well That Is Quite The Refined Leisure Activity You Have Introduced Yourself Too
▲: Perhaps You And Nepeta Will Draw Things Together Now I Take It
▼: D --> Actually she has stopped drawing and wishes to become a muse for my paintings
▼: D --> To which I find highly irritating
▲: Why Is That You Should Let Her Participate
▼: D --> She uh
▼: D --> Well I specifically paint musclebeast art
▼: D --> Nude musclebeast art at that, so as to add onto my colle%tion
▲: I Have Never Been One To Disapprove Of Your Taste In Art Equius You Know It Does Not Bother Me
▼: D --> Well the reason I don't let her participate is
▼: D --> She doesn't seem to have a clear definition of the word musclebeast
▼: D --> And thinks it applies to herself
▲: Oh My
▼: D --> Right
▲: That Would Be Highly Inappropriate Between Two Moirails
▼: D --> My thoughts e%actly
▲: Perhaps I Should Speak With Her
▼: D --> Actually uh
▼: D --> I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about this situation
▲: Oh I Understand Then
▲: I Will Not Meddle As Vriska Usually Says Then
▼: D --> Thank you
▲: If You Want My Opinion Though I Think It Is Quite Respectable That You Are Taking The High Road About This Current Predicament
▲: Nepeta May Not Be The Brightest Troll Here Currently But At Least You Dont Take Advantage Of Her Lack Of Maturity
▼: D --> It's what moirails do
▲: Have You Ever Considered Her More Than That
▼: D --> Well yes
▼: D --> She is a friend
▼: D --> A very dear friend
▲: Come Now Equius Surely After All This Time And After Everything You And Her Have Been Through
▲: Including The Current Situation
▲: Not Even Feeling A Little Flushed Perhaps
▼: D --> Uh
▼: D --> Well
▼: D --> A little
▼: D --> Maybe
▲: You Dont Sound Completely Sure
▲: Are You Uncomfortable With These Feelings
▼: D --> Somewhat
▲: Are You Afraid Of Her Not Requiting Your Feelings Or Do You Feel Ashamed For Getting Close To Her
▼: D --> I don't think I can say the latter
▼: D --> Or the former
▼: D --> I just feel sort of
▲: Oh Then What Is It
▼: D --> Nervous
▼: D --> Well
▼: D --> I'm not sure if either her or I are ready to go from moirails to matesprits
▼: D --> It seems like such a giant leap, a monumental feat to do such an act
▲: Dear Equius I Think You Should Keep In Perspective Our Current Situation As A Whole
▲: The Outlook Is Not Really Positive For Any Of Us On The Horizon
▲: I Do Not Think That You Would Be Risking Much In An Attempt To Find True Happiness With Your Dear Moirail
▲: If Anything I Am Quite Convinced That She May Secretly Feel The Same Way
▼: D --> You're right
▼: D --> I should tell her about my true feelings
▲: I Think You Will Be Very Surprised
▲: I Think We All Deserve A Bit Of A Chance At Happiness Afterall
▼: D --> Yes
▼: D --> Thank you Kanaya
▼: D --> Your wisdom is only surpassed by your sense of fashion
▲: Dont Thank Me I Just Merely Take Joy In Watching Everyone Else Forget Their Problems For Once
▲: I Found My Own Matesprit After All
▼: D --> So you have
▼: D --> Who is it
▼: D --> If you don't mind telling
▼: D --> Forgive me but I am not one to be caught up in the latest gossip
▲: Well If You Insist
▲: It Is One Of The Humans We Have Been Trolling
▲: I Have Not Broadcasted It As I Fear Not Everyone Would Approve
▼: D --> Really
▼: D --> A human
▲: I Am Quite Taken With Her And She Has Surprisingly Returned In Kind
▼: D --> That's quite peculiar but I can't say that I disapprove
▼: D --> I believe that neither race nor b100d should stand in the way of true love
▲: Oh Really
▲: That Is Quite Unexpected Coming From You
▲: I Could Have Sworn Nothing Was More Important Than Our Hemospectrum To Mr Zahhak
▼: D --> W-well
▼: D --> If b100d color was in the way of love I wouldn't have fallen in (false) love with Aradia
▼: D --> Just
▼: D --> Please don't tell anyone I said that it would be e%tremely embarrassing
▼: D --> And would no doubt negatively affect my appearance
▲: No Worries Equius
▲: You Can Trust Me
▲: Besides I Am Very Happy To See You Feel That Way
▼: D --> Good
▼: D --> It's not every day that I make someone other than Nepeta happy
▲: Oh Do Not Say Such Silly Things
▲: I Believe We Are All Very Happy That One Such As Yourself Is Here With Us
▲: Dare I Say We Are Even Quite Lucky
▼: D --> Really
▲: Indeed
▲: Without You Perhaps We Wouldnt Be Here At All
▼: D --> I don't know what to say to such flattering statements
▼: D --> Oh dear
▼: D --> Now I've gone and done it
▲: What Happened
▼: D --> I'm uh
▲: Is Everything Okay
▼: D --> Kind of tearing up right now
▲: Oh My Apologies
▲: I Did Not Intend To Make You Cry
▼: D --> No no
▼: D --> These are tears of happiness
▼: D --> Thank you
▼: D --> Your words are e%tremely touching Kanaya
▼: D --> Okay
▼: D --> I think I'm done
▲: Ahh Well I Am Relieved
▼: D --> The human you are with is e%tremely lucky to have you within the domain of matespritship
▲: Oh Well I Uh
▼: D --> What is her name anyway
▲: Thank You Equius Now It Is My Turn To Be Flattered
▲: Her Name Is Rose
▼: D --> Ah
▼: D --> I believe I have spoken to her once before
▲: Oh I Was Not Aware Of That
▼: D --> Yes
▼: D --> She does remind me a bit of you
▼: D --> You two would be an e%cellent pair
▲: Ahh You Are Too Kind
▲: That Said I Am Afraid I Must Take Leave Now I Have Errands I Must Attend To That Karkat Has Assigned Me
▲: But It Was An Extreme Pleasure To Talk To You Equius
▲: I Suggest We Should Do So More Often
▼: D --> I too had an e%treme pleasure and revelation talking to you Kanaya
▲: Take Care Fair Equius I Shall See You Around
▼: D --> Goodbye