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  1. ▼: D --> Baby went boom boom\
  2. ▲: I Beg Your Pardon
  3. ▼: D --> Ah good
  4. ▼: D --> I finally received someone's attention
  5. ▼: D --> Hello Ms. Maryam
  6. ▲: That Is Certainly An Interesting Way To Greet Me Equius
  7. ▼: D --> Thank you
  8. ▼: D --> I think
  9. ▲: I Have Seen Stranger Ways Of Saying Hello No Worries
  10. ▲: So I Did Not Expect To Find You Here This Is Quite The Surprise
  11. ▼: D --> Why is that
  12. ▲: Well Given That The Last Time I Had Spoken To Your Friend Nepeta She Said That You Were In Quite A Mood And Not Feeling Very Social
  13. ▼: D --> When was that
  14. ▲: Just Recently
  15. ▲: Is Everything Okay
  16. ▼: D --> Everything is
  17. ▼: D --> Fine
  18. ▼: D --> It must have been time shenanigans at work
  19. ▼: D --> Or I don't remember it
  20. ▲: Fair Enough
  21. ▲: So Then What Are You Up To Right Now
  22. ▼: D --> Killing time
  23. ▼: D --> How about you, same
  24. ▲: As If We Have Anything Else To Do
  25. ▲: I Keep Myself Occupied Watching Karkat And Terezi Bicker Constantly It Seems To Make Time Fly
  26. ▼: D --> That is true
  27. ▲: I Presume You Have Found Better Ways Of Entertaining Yourself
  28. ▼: D --> One could say that
  29. ▲: Do Tell
  30. ▼: D --> I'd rather not
  31. ▲: Now You Are Horrible At Keeping Secrets It Is Quite Common Knowledge
  32. ▲: You May As Well Tell Me Of All People At Least
  33. ▼: D --> Fair enough
  34. ▼: D --> I've taken a liking to art
  35. ▲: Well That Isnt Exactly News To Us
  36. ▼: D --> No I mean
  37. ▼: D --> Painting
  38. ▲: Oh I Understand Now
  39. ▲: Well That Is Quite The Refined Leisure Activity You Have Introduced Yourself Too
  40. ▲: Perhaps You And Nepeta Will Draw Things Together Now I Take It
  41. ▼: D --> Actually she has stopped drawing and wishes to become a muse for my paintings
  42. ▼: D --> To which I find highly irritating
  43. ▲: Why Is That You Should Let Her Participate
  44. ▼: D --> She uh
  45. ▼: D --> Well I specifically paint musclebeast art
  46. ▼: D --> Nude musclebeast art at that, so as to add onto my colle%tion
  47. ▲: I Have Never Been One To Disapprove Of Your Taste In Art Equius You Know It Does Not Bother Me
  48. ▼: D --> Well the reason I don't let her participate is
  49. ▼: D --> She doesn't seem to have a clear definition of the word musclebeast
  50. ▼: D --> And thinks it applies to herself
  51. ▲: Oh My
  52. ▼: D --> Right
  53. ▲: That Would Be Highly Inappropriate Between Two Moirails
  54. ▼: D --> My thoughts e%actly
  55. ▲: Perhaps I Should Speak With Her
  56. ▼: D --> Actually uh
  57. ▼: D --> I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about this situation
  58. ▲: Oh I Understand Then
  59. ▲: I Will Not Meddle As Vriska Usually Says Then
  60. ▼: D --> Thank you
  61. ▲: If You Want My Opinion Though I Think It Is Quite Respectable That You Are Taking The High Road About This Current Predicament
  62. ▲: Nepeta May Not Be The Brightest Troll Here Currently But At Least You Dont Take Advantage Of Her Lack Of Maturity
  63. ▼: D --> It's what moirails do
  64. ▲: Have You Ever Considered Her More Than That
  65. ▼: D --> Well yes
  66. ▼: D --> She is a friend
  67. ▼: D --> A very dear friend
  68. ▲: Come Now Equius Surely After All This Time And After Everything You And Her Have Been Through
  69. ▲: Including The Current Situation
  70. ▲: Not Even Feeling A Little Flushed Perhaps
  71. ▼: D --> Uh
  72. ▼: D --> Well
  73. ▼: D --> A little
  74. ▼: D --> Maybe
  75. ▲: You Dont Sound Completely Sure
  76. ▲: Are You Uncomfortable With These Feelings
  77. ▼: D --> Somewhat
  78. ▲: Are You Afraid Of Her Not Requiting Your Feelings Or Do You Feel Ashamed For Getting Close To Her
  79. ▼: D --> I don't think I can say the latter
  80. ▼: D --> Or the former
  81. ▼: D --> I just feel sort of
  82. ▲: Oh Then What Is It
  83. ▼: D --> Nervous
  84. ▼: D --> Well
  85. ▼: D --> I'm not sure if either her or I are ready to go from moirails to matesprits
  86. ▼: D --> It seems like such a giant leap, a monumental feat to do such an act
  87. ▲: Dear Equius I Think You Should Keep In Perspective Our Current Situation As A Whole
  88. ▲: The Outlook Is Not Really Positive For Any Of Us On The Horizon
  89. ▲: I Do Not Think That You Would Be Risking Much In An Attempt To Find True Happiness With Your Dear Moirail
  90. ▲: If Anything I Am Quite Convinced That She May Secretly Feel The Same Way
  91. ▼: D --> You're right
  92. ▼: D --> I should tell her about my true feelings
  93. ▲: I Think You Will Be Very Surprised
  94. ▲: I Think We All Deserve A Bit Of A Chance At Happiness Afterall
  95. ▼: D --> Yes
  96. ▼: D --> Thank you Kanaya
  97. ▼: D --> Your wisdom is only surpassed by your sense of fashion
  98. ▲: Dont Thank Me I Just Merely Take Joy In Watching Everyone Else Forget Their Problems For Once
  99. ▲: I Found My Own Matesprit After All
  100. ▼: D --> So you have
  101. ▼: D --> Who is it
  102. ▼: D --> If you don't mind telling
  103. ▼: D --> Forgive me but I am not one to be caught up in the latest gossip
  104. ▲: Well If You Insist
  105. ▲: It Is One Of The Humans We Have Been Trolling
  106. ▲: I Have Not Broadcasted It As I Fear Not Everyone Would Approve
  107. ▼: D --> Really
  108. ▼: D --> A human
  109. ▲: I Am Quite Taken With Her And She Has Surprisingly Returned In Kind
  110. ▼: D --> That's quite peculiar but I can't say that I disapprove
  111. ▼: D --> I believe that neither race nor b100d should stand in the way of true love
  112. ▲: Oh Really
  113. ▲: That Is Quite Unexpected Coming From You
  114. ▲: I Could Have Sworn Nothing Was More Important Than Our Hemospectrum To Mr Zahhak
  115. ▼: D --> W-well
  116. ▼: D --> If b100d color was in the way of love I wouldn't have fallen in (false) love with Aradia
  117. ▼: D --> Just
  118. ▼: D --> Please don't tell anyone I said that it would be e%tremely embarrassing
  119. ▼: D --> And would no doubt negatively affect my appearance
  120. ▲: No Worries Equius
  121. ▲: You Can Trust Me
  122. ▲: Besides I Am Very Happy To See You Feel That Way
  123. ▼: D --> Good
  124. ▼: D --> It's not every day that I make someone other than Nepeta happy
  125. ▲: Oh Do Not Say Such Silly Things
  126. ▲: I Believe We Are All Very Happy That One Such As Yourself Is Here With Us
  127. ▲: Dare I Say We Are Even Quite Lucky
  128. ▼: D --> Really
  129. ▲: Indeed
  130. ▲: Without You Perhaps We Wouldnt Be Here At All
  131. ▼: D --> I don't know what to say to such flattering statements
  132. ▼: D --> Oh dear
  133. ▼: D --> Now I've gone and done it
  134. ▲: What Happened
  135. ▼: D --> I'm uh
  136. ▲: Is Everything Okay
  137. ▼: D --> Kind of tearing up right now
  138. ▲: Oh My Apologies
  139. ▲: I Did Not Intend To Make You Cry
  140. ▼: D --> No no
  141. ▼: D --> These are tears of happiness
  142. ▼: D --> Thank you
  143. ▼: D --> Your words are e%tremely touching Kanaya
  144. ▼: D --> Okay
  145. ▼: D --> I think I'm done
  146. ▲: Ahh Well I Am Relieved
  147. ▼: D --> The human you are with is e%tremely lucky to have you within the domain of matespritship
  148. ▲: Oh Well I Uh
  149. ▼: D --> What is her name anyway
  150. ▲: Thank You Equius Now It Is My Turn To Be Flattered
  151. ▲: Her Name Is Rose
  152. ▼: D --> Ah
  153. ▼: D --> I believe I have spoken to her once before
  154. ▲: Oh I Was Not Aware Of That
  155. ▼: D --> Yes
  156. ▼: D --> She does remind me a bit of you
  157. ▼: D --> You two would be an e%cellent pair
  158. ▲: Ahh You Are Too Kind
  159. ▲: That Said I Am Afraid I Must Take Leave Now I Have Errands I Must Attend To That Karkat Has Assigned Me
  160. ▲: But It Was An Extreme Pleasure To Talk To You Equius
  161. ▲: I Suggest We Should Do So More Often
  162. ▼: D --> I too had an e%treme pleasure and revelation talking to you Kanaya
  163. ▲: Take Care Fair Equius I Shall See You Around
  164. ▼: D --> Goodbye
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