*DECEASED* Profile of Risa Schrodinger

NAME: Risa Schrodinger
	"I’m sorry, let me help you…no, no, wait. That’s the other bint’s line.”
OFFICIO: Sixth, in Australia
RANK: Warmaster
BIO: A fun and endearing psychopath from the Sixth in Australia, Risa had a reputation for being kind of an idiot. Not stupid, but totally unreliable for anything aside from cold-blooded killing. She earned the title ‘The Laughing Genocide’ and led a squad known as the Blood Fangs alongside her sergeant, Jager, before a series of unfortunate murders in a witch barrier left her in command of the Sixth.
ABILITY: I’ve heard stories that she’s got some kind of insanity magic, but mostly it’s rip and tear.
WEAPONRY: Formerly a wicked khopesh, though she moved toward a pair of chainaxes (why is that even a real thing) around the time of her promotion to Warmaster.
	STRENGTH	 S
	SPEED		 SS
	MELEE 		 SS
	RANGED		 F?
	MAGIC 		 F
	TACTICS	 	 F?
	CHARM		 B

TRIVIA
-Risa is sort of infamous among Warmasters for having the shortest career as one. Although she was very well-liked and allegedly worked as hard as she could, she disappeared after only a couple of months in office. Most people think she witched out or killed herself, but there are reports that, the night before her disappearance, she was cackling about having finally gotten the High Score.

-Supposedly, she has an apprentice out there somewhere, a girl whose parents she killed, you know, because it would be funny. What it means to be an apprentice to the Laughing Genocide, though…I guess yellowish blue.

-In her rare lucid moments, she’s reportedly claimed to want nothing more than to bring back an important person. Most people think it’s Sergeant Jager, but that seems a little too easy, somehow…