You charge into battle against your brother. You both clash swords and swing
 our weapons with deadly accuracy. You destroy each other, killing each other
 instantly. You fall to the ground dead earth and lie there dead
> What's it like being dead?

> You dead
> Finally, some peace and quiet.

You wak
> I what?

The door opens and...The door closesThis is closed
> Being dead is extremely confusing

AYour eye
> Maybe this is my sanity slipping away as I pass into eternal darkness

There is the eternal void.

> I stop thinking about anything, and become one with the void

You wake upchooookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaookaoo
> What do I see when I wake up?

You wake up in a strange place. You're lying on a bed, surrounded by candles.
 There's a man standing over you, holding a candle to your face. He looks at
 you and smiles. "Welcome to the afterlife". He puts his hand over yours and
 touches your lips
> Thank god, the afterlife is a lot more ocmprehensible that whatever came before it

He grabs your wrist and pulls you closer to kiss you. You gasp and pull away,
 but he holds on. You start kissing him back. He begins to fondleather kisses
 you and caress you. You start tole kissing him back
> Uhm excuse me?

You start to get hungry. You start eating the candles and the man. Soon you're
 full. He starts to eat you. You start to eat him. Soon you're full. He starts
 to eat you. Soon you're full. He starts to eat you. Soon you're full
> I don't think I like the afterlife

You start to feel sick. You vomit. You vomit again. You vomit again. You vomit
 again. You vomit again. You vomit again. You vomit again. You vomit again. You
 vomit again. You vomit again. You vomit again. You vomit again. You vomit again
> This must be hell then. Why am I in hell? I was a hero, with 200 twitter followers.

>A hero whoThe world is
> Hello?

You try to stand up, but you can't. You collapse onto the floor. You die
YOU DIED. GAME OVER