VV/RO: Moirage, gasbag style

-- vicariousVisionary [VV] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
VV: mmr runnfar, i mmay have a job for you.
RO: oh you do?
VV: yes.
VV: i nneed you to finnd sommethinng.
VV: onne of mmy clliennts is llookinng for a statue that's showed up onn the bllack mmarket.
VV: a feathered peacebeast, worth a fortunne.
RO: a fortune you say?
VV: yes.
VV: you'd get a finnder's fee of 10% if you cann get it.
RO: hows CIRRIN RUNFAR supposed to find this thing?
VV: you've got conntacts, right?
VV: ask arounnd.
VV: thinnk you knnow annyonne who mmight have a llead?
RO: Palomas got plenty of stupid bird statues
VV: yes but i doubt she'd sellll themm.
VV: annd if she did, she woulldnn't nneed a fennce.
VV: unnlless her sources are lless honnest thann i had thought.
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt know anyone else with tasteless crap like that
VV: allll right thenn.
VV: ennough charades thenn.
VV: you have nnot beenn treatinng mms. friede wellll.
RO: whos friede?
VV: pallomma.
RO: oh so thats her last name!
VV: yes.
VV: annd i thinnk i knnow sommeonne tacky ennough to get onne of those bird statues.
VV: though i doubt he woulld buy it.
VV: he seemms mmore the type to steall it durinng the day.
VV: whille stayinng at the hive of a trollll who is supposed to be his friennd.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt know what your getting at
VV: donn't bullllshit mme runnfar.
VV: i knnow you stolle pallomma's statue.
RO: you dont know anything
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR could write a book about what you dont know
VV: i knnow you were the onnlly other trollll inn the hive that day.
RO: what day?
VV: i knnow she hasnn't founnd anny signn of it.
VV: i knnow there was nno sighnn of a break-inn.
VV: annd the day it disappeared, runnfar.
RO: how do you know what day it disappeared her hive was a mess after she made a fool of her self in front of Cucali it could have disappeared at any time
VV: you're throwinng excuses at the wallll annd seeinng what sticks.
VV: nnot a good idea.
VV: sinnce pallomma asked, i wonn't retalliate over this.
RO: really?
RO: ha
VV: but if you explloit her kinndnness againn, we willll have annother discussionn.
VV: annd i willll returnn homme with your skinn.
RO: you never leave your hive anyway nerd
VV: i've beenn mmore mmobille llatelly.
RO: you havent bumped into anything have you?
VV: annythinng, nno.
VV: annyonne, yes.
VV: had a businness mmeetinng with a llady onnnnenna just yesterday.
RO: ...yes?
VV: i thinnk you knnow her.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR does
VV: we're goinng to be workinng together inn the future.
VV: annd if i offer a free shipmmennt, wellll,
VV: she mmay be willllinng to brinng mme a thief.
VV: thenn i cann take mmy timme educatinng you.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs a slow learner
VV: that's finne.
VV: you've got pllennty of surface area.
VV: annd chemmicall burnns are a very efficiennt teachinng mmethod.
VV: do we unnderstannd each other?
RO: yeah youll hurt CIRRIN RUNFAR with science
RO: terrifying
VV: you've seenn mmy face, runnfar.
VV: i knnow firsthannd what these feell llike.
RO: yeah your ugly as sin
VV: your skinn mmellts away llayer by llayer.
VV: i wannt you to remmemmber that before you try to hustlle pallomma againn.
RO: skin melting got it
VV: who knnows.
VV: mmaybe i'llll pullll your teeth annd cllaws whille i'mm at it.
VV: that shoulld be funn, right?
VV: survivinng out inn the willd onn ann allll-lliquid diet.
RO: youd still have to catch CIRRIN RUNFAR to do anything and away still say CIRRIN RUNFARs innocent
VV: if you breathe i cann catch you.
VV: it's easy to catch sommeonne whenn they're onn the grounnd, gaspinng for breath.
VV: i'llll lleave you to thinnk about that.
RO: good CIRRIN RUNFARs tired of hearing you boast
-- vicariousVisionary [VV] absconded from recreantOctopus [RO] --