Clinical Sherlock-ey goodness [nsfw]

This is to be read matter-of-factly, clinically really, almost as if at first you're quite asexual.
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Interesting. It's so strange to watch you like this, to see what I do to you. How just putting an ounce more pressure on you can make your toes curl. You've gotten quite wet, and I've barely touched you. I can only imagine what would happen if I fucked you. [pause] Why not, I suppose, while we're here. Thank you. [long exhale as you enter her] No tension, which indicates complete relaxation, and... trust. Quaint. Now, I [cuts off with a gasp] What are you doing? I - [moan. soft moaning and heavy breathing continue for a bit, beginning to lose your composure] I fear it's - ah - difficult to maintain an objective - mmph - view while participating in the act itself. That's vitally important, I must remember - [cuts off with a loud moan] God! I never, I mean, I didn't - ah! [insert climax here wooo] ... Fascinating.