Battle Over the Domain - Session 2

<DM>	--==QUEST RESUME==--
<DM>	Anyways...
<DM>	*You are in a great cavernous space, echoing with the calming sound of a great waterfall crashing down into a large lake taking up most of the cavern. Towards the sides of the wall on the south one can see land; various stairways and inclines leading to pillar and up north along the east side. On the pillar and the south wall are doors. Even though the air is filled with moisture, torches burn on the walls.*
<Nigel>	"Boy, doesn't this seem unusual."
<Baegba>	Oi et be et err unoisual?
<Baegba>	(... I'm not entirely sure what I said either)
<Darte>	"... Well, the shaking didn't seem to affect anything in here..."
<DM>	*The Zoras are panicking, rushing to line up to defend the doors on the south wall. Among them one can see Lance preparing to fight.*
<Baegba>	Ooh, dat means more bombs- err oi et be noit bombin' anythin'.
<DM>	*The entirety of this room is shaking, as if tremors were happening.*
<Nigel>	"Ah, there it is."
*	Baegba goes over to the Zoras, screaming with his hands up.
<DM>	*Lance turns towards you all
<Baegba>	THA TREMORS NOIT ME.
<Darte>	"Spoke too soon.  Lance! What's happening in h-- oh Faron's Fins.
<DM>	[Lance] Brothers! Something foul has happened to King Zora. Normally he can move even despite how... big he is, but he seems to be cemented in place.
<DM>	[Lance] We will handle whatever is causing the tremors while you investigate what's happening with King Zora.
*	Darte mutters, "One too many pellets..."
<Baegba>	If you want, Oi kin burn 'im, crisp 'im up a bit, dat should un..... ...........
<Baegba>	...... wot's cement?
<DM>	[Lance] Darte, it will be worth analyzing the moisture in the air. Normally I can, as I usually am on guard duty, but for some reaso-
<DM>	*Lance speech gets interrupted, cutting out as his eyes glow a bright yellow and is held in place by some strange force*
<Baegba>	(ah ffffff-)
<Nigel>	(shoulda used some magic detection)
<DM>	*Darte, thanks to Spirit Vision, you see two souls where Lance's soul is supposed to be. His soul and part of the soul of a... Hylian? suppressing Lance's actions*
*	Darte blinks blearily.  "Uhm.  Uh-oh.  That's no Sacred Spirit."
<Nigel>	"This doesn't seem good."
<DM>	[Lance] Go... Go... Our majesty needs you...
<Baegba>	DAT'S A SPOICE STASHUN!
<Baegba>	(..... a spice station? Huh, it could be interpreted two ways, couldn't it....)
<Baegba>	(that's it, I can't do the Goron speech today. Switching to 40k Ork....)
<Nigel>	(spice stashing)
*	Darte growls.  "And running to his side will leave your soldiers open to whatever's afflicting you."
<Baegba>	Al'ight, who's mah-jesty's needs da shankin'?
<DM>	*The rest of the Zoras stare at Lance, concerned about him and his unusual mannerisms*
*	Baegba points at da Zoras.
<Baegba>	Oi, yew dere, me's seen wot dis is, dis oldy guy be et err soibjugated!
<Baegba>	(..... there is no way in heck anyone understood that)
<Darte>	"No, Baegba, it's worse; he's being subjucatered."
*	Baegba stands the heck up.
<DM>	*Lance doesn't seem to respond, just pointing Darte towards King Zora; struggling to resist the force pulling his body around.*
<Baegba>	CATERIN'? OI'S DEAD 'ARD AN' READY TA EAT!
<Darte>	"Someone knock him out before that thing in him starts taking you out instead.  I'll try to send more troops your way."
<DM>	[Zora] Yes Fellshard
*	Baegba switches to the Wisdom robes, then uhhh... this is gonna be so morally wrong, but uhhh...
*	Baegba throws Bait at Lance!
<Nigel>	"Shall we check up on the king?"
<Baegba>	Roll your Wisdom +8 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Baegba>	Damage: None
<Baegba>	EFFECT: Any target(s) affected by its lure are forced to pick up and eat the tasty treat on their next turn.
<Baegba>	This counts as using a Support Action.
<Baegba>	Once one of the affected targets has picked up the bait, the rest will be unaffected by the lure.
<Baegba>	$38d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 5, 2, 9, 5, 6, 4, 2, 1, 9, 6, 10, 5, 7, 2, 5, 10, 9, 2, 1, 1, 7, 6, 4, 9, 2, 1, 9, 9, 2, 8, 1, 6, 10, 9, 10 and 5. Total: 212. Successes: 29.
<DM>	$31d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 1, 5, 2, 6, 4, 6, 3, 6, 1, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4, 8, 8, 7, 6, 10, 7, 4, 9, 8, 2, 9, 4, 2, 8, 3 and 7. Total: 155. Successes: 16.
<Darte>	(Quick, do the carrot-on-a-stick thing)
<Baegba>	(what's a carrot on a stick?)
<Baegba>	(isn't that just a snowman?)
<Nigel>	(i thought it was a fish on a trident)
<Darte>	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkI26OHT6XI
<Kefka>	YouTube: 07 - Keiichi Suzuki, Hirokazu Tanaka - Snowman - Views: 86,428 - Length: 3~ - Uploaded: 2010-06-22 - User: foray4a - Likes: 816 - Dislikes: 3
*	Baegba calls out to the other Zoras.
<DM>	*As you toss the bait across the room, the glowy-eyed Lance struggles for a moment before breaking out of his trance to slowly move over to the bait.
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<DM>	Lance: 15h 15m 5rp | +2 Defense Dice | 1 Mantra Charge
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<Baegba>	Oi, 'e's dis'racted! Gank yer fellow fishy friend an' shank 'im gud- oh he's aloive. Err...... don't moind me!
<DM>	[Zoras] On it!
<Baegba>	(wait, are they actually going to shank their fellow old friend?)
<DM>	(They just want to arrest him)
*	Baegba proceeds to rid himself of the awkward situation by waltzing over to King Zora to figure out what's wrong.
*	Nigel surfs over to where King Zora is, if not already headed there.
*	Darte grimaces as he follows the Baegba.  "Nice thinking. Don't hurt 'im too bad if you can help it."
<DM>	*The Zoras rush over to Lance and pile onto him, several Guards holding him down as he was busy consuming the meat.
<DM>	*You are in a great ornate cavern, lit up with natural light shining in from the north and torches planted on the walls. Directly ahead of you is a pedestal facing a pool of shallow water and a great waterfall with King Zora De Bon XVI sitting atop. To the east is a ramp leading up to the waterfall and to the south are passageways. Along the walls are great Zora tapestries and plaques depicting the Zora Sapphire.*
<DM>	*King Zora struggles, attempting to move while a group of High Guards surround him, ready to pounce at any intrusions*
<Darte>	(What do my fish eyes see?)
<Darte>	(Similar intrusion to Lance's?)
<DM>	*At King Zora's feet appears to be a series of shadowy chains and a shadow that appears to be made of literal steel. You also notice that he has an insane amount of bonus [Power]*
<DM>	King Zora: 70h 40m | +40 Power
<Nigel>	"Well, we're pancakes now."
<DM>	King Zora: 70h 40m | +40 Power | Cemented in place
*	Darte calls out.  "The front lines look okay, your highness, but you're not looking so good."
*	Baegba turns to Darte.
<DM>	[King Zora] Oh ho ho! The more the merrier! Darte, can you figure out why I am stuck in place?
<Baegba>	Yew shure? Oi thinks 'is front lines not loikin' so gud either.
*	Darte growls under his breath, "Because you eat more than a flounder on garbage day..."
*	Baegba moves his tiny little ear forward.
<DM>	[King Zora] I could have sworn getting blown up into the air a few minutes ago and now I am stuck in place.
<Baegba>	Wot's dat? Me can't 'ear ya!
<Darte>	Louder, "Your highness, if this isn't absolutely urgent, we should be back to the defenses!"
<Darte>	(And Darte shouts Baegba deaf)
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<Baegba>	(to be fair, Gorons have really tiny ears)
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<Nigel>	$recall
<Kefka>	$recall: This channel is secret; recall data cannot be accessed without Channel Voice access, Nigel.
<DM>	*As King Zora speaks, you all hear music echo from behind King Zora. Darte, Baegba, you recnogise that this is the Ballad of the Windfish*
*	Baegba gives voice to Nigel
<Baegba>	Ooh, dat's a noice melody.
<Nigel>	(did i miss anything after darte apparently made baegba deaf)
<Baegba>	(wait, doesn't Darte have the ability to play that theme?)
<DM>	(Yes)
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<DM>	[King Zora] Ooof! Jabu-Jabu might be in trouble!
*	Darte frowns.  "Too many fronts at once.  We didn't plan well for this.  The rear's gonna be especially open.  Nigel, Baegba, any thoughts -- and NO, bombs aren't an option?"
<Baegba>	Wait, wasn't we just out thar where big Jabu fishy wuz?
<DM>	(No)
*	Baegba looks down to the shadowy chains, up to King Zora, then back at the shadowy chains again.
<Baegba>	Oi, Kingy, do yew's sees dat shadowy thingies at yew's feet?
<DM>	[King Zora] I'm sure Lance will be handling below. There can't be many people behind us, so perhaps the three of you can investigate. Princess Ruto shouldn't be too long now so she can handle the rear.
<DM>	*As King Zora finished his speech, the rumbling suddenly stopped; followed by sounds of explosions and fire.*
<Nigel>	"Oh dear."
*	Baegba raises his hands again.
<Darte>	"... Maybe time to head to Jabu-Jabu posthaste."
<Baegba>	WAZN'T ME, NOT ME, EXPLOSHUNS WEREN'T ME.
<DM>	[King Zora] If the rumors of the Keaton Army having a drill are true... Jabun help us.
*	Nigel surfs on over to the entrance to Jabu-Jabu.
<DM>	*King Zora is bodyblocking the entrance. You need to move him if you to get past.*
*	Baegba whispers to Darte.
<Nigel>	(right)
<DM>	*Darte, alternatively, you could blink past him.*
<Baegba>	(whisper) Yew know, oi think we kin uncement 'im an' move him.... if we just blast da ground beneath 'im away.
<Darte>	"I thought I said no bom-- wait, screw it, he's got enough padding to handle a fall."
<Baegba>	(On it!)
*	Baegba calls out to King Zora.
<Nigel>	(then again, i never did say i headed to the area where Jabu-Jabu is, only to the entrance)
<DM>	(Ah)
<Nigel>	(eh, whatever)
<Darte>	(Nigel is just bouncing off his belly like a paddleball, now)
<Baegba>	Oi, if yew don't moind, I'mma just gonna inspect da ground beneath yew, me thinks dat's where da shadowy chains be hoidin'!
<Baegba>	(bluffin' to win)
<DM>	[King Zora] Anything to break whatever is holding me. Jabu-Jabu needs our help!
*	Baegba waltzes over to said wall/ground, then grabs his shovel and digs on in!
<Baegba>	(annnnd out-of-battle, I gain 5 Power)
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 1, 2, 10, 5, 7, 3, 1, 7, 5, 4, 9, 8, 7, 7, 5, 4, 2, 5, 1, 6, 3, 9, 8, 2, 2, 9, 9 and 5. Total: 151. Successes: 18.
<Nigel>	(grabbing myself a yogurt brb)
<DM>	*You manage to dig into the ground below him. But it seems as if it would take a lot more than that to lower him enough to get enough space to move past him.
<Darte>	(Baegba, give us an obligatory dwarven mining song)
<DM>	*Meanwhile, two of the High Guards leave their post guarding King Zora and move downstairs.*
<Nigel>	(back)
<DM>	[Zora Guard] What in the world is Volga doing here?
<Baegba>	(oh fear not, digging is just part 1)
*	Baegba gets a nice digging hole..... then proceeds to fill said hole with some super bombs.
*	Baegba calls up to King Zora.
*	Nigel faceclaws
<Baegba>	Aye, Oi thinks dat will do da trick! Just let's it be, an' da ground will be oilright!
*	Darte blinks vacantly.  "Volga? 's that what the Keaton is called?"
*	Baegba creeps away..... and away... annnnnnnd further behind Darte.
<Baegba>	.... yew know wot, dis might not be enough.
*	Baegba uses Curl Up.
<Baegba>	EFFECT: You become immobile and incapable of doing any Action or defending, except for cancelling Curl Up. However, you get several bonuses in its place:
<Baegba>	Armor: Roll your Power stat. Until you end Curl Up, you gain Armor equal to the result of that roll.
<Baegba>	Additionally, you cannot receive effects from enemies.
<Baegba>	DURATION: Until you manually cancel it for no Action Cost on your turn.
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 9, 6, 1, 8, 1, 8, 10, 1, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 9, 7, 5, 1, 2, 5, 7, 4, 3, 4, 6, 5, 2 and 5. Total: 144. Successes: 19.
*	Nigel surfs out of the way, if not already out of the way.
<DM>	[King Zora] Volga is the name of the Great Dragon Warrior and former leader of the Dragonclaw clan, one of those who worship Volvagia. He has allied with the Keaton in pursuit of ultimate power.
<DM>	*Just as King Zora had concluded his explanation, the several Super Bombs below him all blow up...
<Darte>	"Seems like a vulga name--"
<DM>	$90d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 90 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 520. Successes: 68.
<DM>	*King Zora's defense*
<Nigel>	"Sometimes I wonder what this rockhead is thinking."
<DM>	$65d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 65 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 353. Successes: 47.
<DM>	*King Zora reactively casts Broadcast Negation to give everyone Sponge*
<DM>	30 Damage - Armor to all those hit.
<Baegba>	(we interrupt this exposition to bring you EXPLOSIONS!)
<Baegba>	EXPLODIN' EXPOSISHUNS!
<DM>	*King Zora takes 12 Damage, High guards take 12 damage as well*
*	Darte bowls over and into the water behind him.
<DM>	[Zora Guards] What in Jabun's name!
*	Baegba peaks out from under his curled up form, to see if he's actually no longer stuck/blocking the path.
<Darte>	7h13m | 1 Charge | Sulkyfish
<DM>	*Baegba, you take 6 damage
<DM>	[King Zora] I hope you didn't wish to catch us all in the explosion?
<DM>	*You look at King Zora. He's in a small pit, spanning about half his height. The space created is now enough to move through*
<Nigel>	(so let's see here, nigel has eight (8) armor...)
*	Darte rummages around for a splash potion, but does not find any.
<Darte>	(Uh-oh.)
<DM>	(30-8 = 22/2 (Shield) = 11 Damage)
<Darte>	(I'm assuming sponge was calculated into that 30 damage?)
<DM>	(It is applied after Armor)
<Darte>	(ohh.)
<Nigel>	(yeah, that's what i was thinking)
*	Baegba uncurls up, slightly wilted but still alive.
<Darte>	15h13m | 1 Charge | Sulkyfish
<Baegba>	IT WORKED! EXPLOSHUNS FIX EVERYTHING!
<Nigel>	3h, 1m
<Nigel>	"Ow."
<DM>	[King Zora] Now now! Let's get going!
<DM>	King Zora: 58h 25m | +40 Power | Now unstuck
*	Nigel surfs on over.
<Baegba>	(huh, still has the +40 power? SUSPICIOUS)
*	Darte shrugs and rushes past.  "Send more reinforcements below, your majesty, Lance may need the help."
<Darte>	(STRONGEST AVENGERFISH)
<DM>	[King Zora] I shall do what I can to get reinforcements below*
*	Baegba turns to King Zora as he walks past.
<Baegba>	All is well, Kingy Zora, so yew's rest now. Sun's gettin' real low...
<Baegba>	(he's a hulkin' fish alright)
<Darte>	(The Incredible Bulk, more like)
<DM>	(Everyone over now?)
*	Baegba chugs a Red Potion and yes, over now.
*	Nigel continues surfing over.
<DM>	*You are at a great lake of water, spanning hundreds of feet in diameter, dominated by the gigantic presence of Jabu-Jabu swimming within. The water is crystal-clear - one can look all the way down to the bottom of the lake. Off to the side one can see the entrance to a large frozen cavern and at the bottom of the lake one can see a passageway.*
*	Darte eyes Nigel as he surfs up.  "Here, take this." He hands over a Red Medicine.
<DM>	*The first thing you notice is that Jabu-Jabu is asleep, tremoring in his sleep.*
<DM>	Jabu-Jabu: 1000h 950m | Regen x200 | -60 Wisdom | Trapped in sleep?
*	Nigel chugs the obtained red medicine.
<Baegba>	(stupid question. By "-60 Wisdom", does that mean we can use Phase Out on him?)
<Nigel>	14h, 1m
<DM>	(No)
<Baegba>	(DARN, THIS DM IS SMART, UNLIKE ME)
<DM>	(Massive Target - Phase Out just won't work)
<Nigel>	"We are getting stacked with problem upon problem."
<Darte>	(Just phase out his belly.)
<Darte>	"I'm just surprised they know the layout so well..."
<Baegba>	(maybe he'll get thin afterwards)
<DM>	*Just as you could approach...*
<DM>	$35d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 7, 8, 9, 3, 2, 4, 3, 10, 10, 3, 6, 3, 10, 3, 2, 2, 7, 5, 4, 2, 7, 4, 2, 1, 1, 2, 10, 8, 10, 5, 6, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 181. Successes: 23.
<DM>	*Darte, roll Wisdom to defend*
<DM>	(No defense dice bonuses)
<Darte>	$25d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 8, 10, 4, 8, 3, 10, 10, 3, 2, 2, 4, 8, 7, 7, 9, 3, 10, 1, 3, 1, 3, 3 and 8. Total: 139. Successes: 16.
<DM>	*+7 Dice on the attack*
<DM>	[???] Ah-ha! Got you, worm!
<DM>	*Darte, you see a large blast of ice headed your way!*
*	Baegba uses the Clawshot on Darte.
<DM>	$57d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 57 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 337. Successes: 44.
<Darte>	"What the WH--"
<Darte>	(Can Darte complete a full sentence? Tune in next ti--"
<Baegba>	(err can I clawshot in time?)
<Baegba>	(I mean the dude literally just announced his attack after successfully sneaking up, soooooooo)
<DM>	(No)
<DM>	(Oh yes then)
<DM>	(You do)
<Darte>	(He did a Darte!)
<Baegba>	Get Over Here!:
<Baegba>	Roll your Power +5 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Baegba>	Damage: None
<Baegba>	EFFECT: If it hits, target reels towards you.
<Baegba>	When the target gets up to you, you can follow up with a melee attack, and the target loses 5 Dice when defending for this attack.
<Baegba>	(does this count as out-of-battle or no?)
<DM>	*You clawshot Darte towards you. The blast of ice misses and collides with the stream, freezing the area around you all. Since you were in the stream your feet are stuck in the ice.
<Baegba>	(oh, well then)
<DM>	*As you know right now Darte is the only one who avoided it*
*	Darte tries to wrestle himself free of the clawr.  "Dangit, OW!"
*	Baegba picks up Darte (follow-up of Clawshot) so Darte avoids the ice.
<Nigel>	"Huh, neat."
<Baegba>	Oi, we's stuck in ploice. Fishy, yew think you's kin foind out who foired dat icy missile an' where from?
*	Baegba turns to Nigel.
*	Nigel attempts to use etherflow senses on that.
<Baegba>	Questoin, kin yew surf on oice?
<DM>	*Suddenly, you see a robed figure eminating a deathly aura of chaos of madness. Darte, in Spirit Vision, you can see that the soul is radiating strongly with Majora's Madness*
<Nigel>	"Not sure."
<Darte>	"... Uhm.  I think he's found us instead, and I don't like how he looks on the inside."
<Baegba>	Should Oi bomb 'im?
<DM>	*To her sides appear to be... Keaton? Except they are undead and bulging masses of flesh*
<DM>	*There are three of them right now*
<Baegba>	......
<Nigel>	"Huh, zombies."
<Baegba>	Noigel, me thunks we's on our own. Cause fishy boy 'ere is gunna be fishy bait.
*	Baegba proceeds to chuck Darte at fleshy things!
<Darte>	"... I've got an idea.  Hand me a bomb, and then throw me."
<Darte>	"OR JUST THROW MEEEEE"
*	Baegba sneaks in a Super Bomb with that.
<Nigel>	"Would that turn you into fish sticks for later?"
<DM>	[???] Nehehe... My morphs... Lovely creatures.
<Baegba>	(I'm going to guess this no longer counts as out-of-battle)
<Nigel>	"... What are fish sticks?"
<DM>	(No it no longer counts as out of battle)
<Darte>	(What is home? What are cows?)
<DM>	???: ??h 28m | Grave Life | Augmented Protection
<Baegba>	ATTACK 1: Roll your Power dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Baegba>	Damage: None
<Baegba>	IF SUCCESS: You manage to pick the target up! Throw them at another target using ATTACK 2, which uses the same success rate for you.
<Baegba>	ATTACK 2: Target rolls Courage dice to defend
<Baegba>	Target Damage: +0
<Baegba>	Projectile Damage: Halved and based on difference in successes from ATTACK 1
<Baegba>	(I've technically already picked Darte up, but I guess I should probably do the Power roll anyways)
<Baegba>	$25d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 10, 9, 2, 9, 2, 1, 5, 5, 7, 5, 1, 7, 9, 4, 10, 10, 4, 4, 10, 1, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 131. Successes: 17.
<Nigel>	"Yeah, those are sure lovely creatures. Do you occasionally hug them or something, you know, for affection?"
<Baegba>	.......
<Darte>	$18d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 2, 6, 9, 4, 9, 5, 4, 7, 7, 3, 9, 7, 7, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 95. Successes: 10.
<DM>	*Darte, additionally, the aura ??? is eminating does not match that of a Keaton. It resembles much more like Hal's...*
<DM>	*Almost as if she is a Haddaken...*
<Baegba>	WOT'S DAT, OI DON'T KNOW WOT A HADDAKEN IS, BUT ME'S DO KNOW WOT A HADOOOKEN IS.
*	Baegba uses DARTEDOKEN!
<Baegba>	(fancy name for Throwing Darte)
<DM>	*One of the zombified Keaton stands in the way of the attack*
<DM>	*You pick up Darte*
*	Baegba hands Darte the super bomb and CHUCKEROO AWAAAAAAAAAAY.
*	Darte tucks the bomb under one arm and holds a sword outstretched in the other.
<DM>	*Roll it!*
<DM>	*Roll Courage Darte!*
<Nigel>	"Say, this ice sure is cool."
<Baegba>	(wait, shouldn't the thing I'm throwing Darte at roll Courage?)
<Darte>	(Sword attack, or just general throw attack?)
<Baegba>	(and then Darte go w/ sword attack?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<DM>	(Darte rolls Courage to attack, you roll Power to throw)
<DM>	(And they roll Courage to defend)
<Darte>	$48d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 9, 7, 9, 9, 10, 3, 8, 1, 3, 9, 5, 1, 10, 6, 7, 9, 10, 5, 4, 4, 1, 10, 6, 9, 7, 2, 2, 9, 2, 5, 9, 1, 1, 8, 10, 1, 10, 8, 2, 3, 7, 7, 3, 6, 3 and 9. Total: 283. Successes: 37.
<Baegba>	(my throw uses same success rate, so 17 for me)
<DM>	$calc 37+17
<Kefka>	37+17 = 54
<DM>	*Zombie Keaton uses Unstable Flesh, to redistribute their stats to focus Courage for the defense*
<DM>	$46d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 2, 3, 8, 6, 4, 7, 1, 3, 3, 2, 5, 2, 4, 9, 1, 5, 10, 9, 5, 1, 8, 2, 3, 1, 8, 9, 3, 4, 1, 2, 8, 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 3, 9, 1, 6, 10, 5, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 225. Successes: 25.
<DM>	(It's a hit!)
<Baegba>	(I SEE NAVI REDISTRIBUTED THOSE SUCCESSES ALRIGHT)
<DM>	(Ooookay... let's calculate.)
<DM>	(Initial target takes the difference in successes as damage, plus 20 from the Bomb. Everyone else takes 10 damage if it hits)
*	Darte is planning on blinking back once he's dropped it, if DM approves.
<Baegba>	(crap, I've got wisdom robe on, not the armor one)
<DM>	54-25+20 = 49 Damage to Keaton Zombie
<Darte>	(Unless it just plain detonates in his arms, which is... fair)
<Baegba>	(if it survives that, I am running like I stole something)
<DM>	*Keaton Zombie finds most of their flesh blown apart by the bomb blast, barely standing as its demon veins spew crimson energy*
<DM>	Keaton Zombie 1: 6h | +30 Courage, -15 Power/Wisdom
<DM>	*The rest don't bother to defend*
<DM>	???: 15h 28m | Grave Life | Augmented Protection
*	Baegba tanks the bomb explosion and drops back down to 2 hearts.
<DM>	Keaton Zombies 2 and 3: 50h
<DM>	*Darte, the bomb blew up in your arms. Roll Power to defend. If it hits you you take 20 Damage - Armor*
<Darte>	(Fish sticks -> Fish nuggets)
<Darte>	$18d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 3, 6, 3, 3, 4, 4, 6, 4, 2, 4, 7, 5, 5, 9, 3 and 8. Total: 93. Successes: 9.
<Baegba>	(crispy)
<DM>	[???] Vile! Vile! You shall pay for maiming one of my friends!
<Darte>	9h13m | 4 Charges (+5 AD)
<Nigel>	"Man, I am sure bored today."
<Baegba>	'e's yer froind?
<DM>	*Keaton Zombie 1 spends 5 Hearts to shift its focus to Power and goes for a Life Drain on Baegba!
<Baegba>	(hmm, I don't think I've done an item switch yet, sooooo)
*	Baegba busts out the Gravity Wands and switches to defense mode!
<DM>	You roll 46 Dice vs Target's Power. Deals halved damage. If it hits, siphon Hearts (Stat) equal to the damage dealt.
<DM>	$46d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 5, 1, 1, 4, 2, 6, 4, 7, 4, 7, 10, 2, 6, 3, 8, 8, 6, 1, 2, 1, 5, 3, 4, 1, 7, 9, 10, 10, 6, 2, 8, 1, 3, 8, 4, 5, 4, 7, 2, 7, 4, 1, 8 and 9. Total: 227. Successes: 26.
<Baegba>	(to clarify, is that the same one we hit?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Darte>	(... Thorns?)
<Baegba>	..... yeah I'm not living this
<DM>	Keaton Zombie 1: 1h | +30 Power, -15 Courage/Wisdom
<Baegba>	screw it, let's roll and see.....
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 7, 9, 6, 8, 9, 10, 10, 3, 1, 7, 1, 10, 6, 7, 2, 3, 7, 5, 10, 10, 9, 3, 7, 1, 9, 10, 1 and 7. Total: 187. Successes: 27.
<Baegba>	WHOOOOOO
<Baegba>	GO NAVI
<Baegba>	YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND
<Darte>	(WOW)
<DM>	*You... defend it*
*	Baegba goes ahead and uses Single Retaliate while I'm still alive somehow.
<Baegba>	CONDITION: After someone attacks you with an attack (regardless if it was successful or not), you can Counterattack by using any non-charge attack.
<DM>	*You block the arms clawing at you, managing to block the attack unscathed*
*	Baegba uses Fireball!
<Baegba>	BURNIN' ZOMBIES!
<Baegba>	EFFECT: Bypasses Cover.
<Baegba>	Roll your Wisdom +5 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Baegba>	Damage: Halved
<Baegba>	$35d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 1, 5, 3, 6, 2, 1, 6, 2, 4, 7, 8, 4, 6, 3, 10, 8, 6, 7, 2, 5, 6, 1, 8, 3, 1, 7, 2, 2, 3, 10, 6, 4 and 5. Total: 167. Successes: 20.
<Baegba>	...... really game.
<Baegba>	really
<DM>	*Also, forgot to mention before, the ice from before shattered when the bomb struck it*
<DM>	$46d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 6, 8, 5, 7, 1, 1, 5, 5, 7, 7, 5, 4, 2, 1, 6, 7, 7, 6, 4, 9, 7, 1, 1, 8, 4, 1, 3, 7, 5, 10, 6, 10, 8, 1, 7, 9, 2, 1, 4, 9, 8, 8, 3 and 10. Total: 254. Successes: 34.
<Baegba>	WHELP, I DUN USED NAVI'S LUCK
<DM>	(Oh wait wrong stat)
<DM>	$1d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Successes: 1.
<Baegba>	one zombie dead, two to go- fireball hits 'em all, suckah
<DM>	*The other two zombies shift to Wisdom*
<DM>	$46d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 6, 6, 4, 10, 5, 10, 10, 5, 8, 3, 5, 1, 10, 9, 1, 6, 9, 8, 7, 5, 7, 9, 6, 10, 7, 3, 8, 9, 2, 7, 7, 8, 2, 10, 8, 6, 10, 8, 1, 8, 1, 5, 8, 10 and 4. Total: 300. Successes: 44.
<Baegba>	.........
<Baegba>	FFFFFFFFFFFF
<DM>	*COUNTERATTACK*
<Baegba>	(OH NO)
<Baegba>	(THEY'VE COUNTERED A COUNTERATTACK)
<DM>	*They both fire Waves of Madness!*
<Nigel>	12h, 1m
<Nigel>	(forgot to do damage calculations for the superbomb earlier)
<DM>	Hits everyone who is not undead (and not corrupted with madness). Roll 56d10 vs Target(s) Wisdom. Deals no damage. If anyone is hit; roll $1d4. The following gets applied to everyone hit based on the result:
<DM>	1 - Lose 5 hearts (Stat)
<DM>	2 - Cauterized
<DM>	3 - Immobolized
<DM>	4 - Penumbra's Curse
<DM>	$56d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 280. Successes: 31.
<Darte>	$31d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 9, 7, 6, 7, 8, 10, 9, 10, 8, 4, 7, 9, 8, 6, 10, 9, 9, 10, 5, 7, 6, 3, 9, 8, 3, 1, 4, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 202. Successes: 27.
<Baegba>	$35d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 8, 1, 6, 5, 10, 5, 5, 8, 8, 1, 6, 6, 7, 6, 4, 6, 5, 9, 3, 1, 2, 1, 8, 4, 2, 2, 8, 4, 3, 3, 3, 1 and 3. Total: 169. Successes: 21.
<DM>	??? is not hit
<Baegba>	(I tried)
<Baegba>	(do we roll $1d4 or $2d4?)
<Nigel>	$22d10
<Navi>	Nigel: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 2, 3, 10, 9, 1, 1, 5, 7, 8, 10, 10, 3, 5, 9, 5, 5, 10, 6, 3 and 4. Total: 131. Successes: 19.
<DM>	$2d4
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 4 Sides. Results: 4 and 2. Total: 6.
<Baegba>	WHEW, I LIVE
<DM>	*All of you get Cauterized and Penumbra's Curse*
*	Baegba turns ta Nigel.
<Nigel>	12h, 1m | Cauterized | Penumbra's Curse
<Darte>	(That counts as being hit by two separate attacks?)
<Baegba>	Oi, it's all on yew now. Me thunks me's nots gonna be's much more useful.
<DM>	(Yes)
<Baegba>	(afk, annnnd use me as a thorns bomb, so if something strikes me directly, let it)
<Darte>	(Nigel should still have the Gravity Slingshot, FYI)
<Baegba>	(should be back in 15-20 minutes.... maybe)
<DM>	(Yup)
<Nigel>	(i do?)
<Darte>	9h13m | 6 Charges (+5 AD, All Swords) | Cauterized | Penumbra's Curse
<DM>	[???] Hehehee... Death will come soon... and all of you will become my new pets hehee.
<DM>	??? takes 1 Action to charge and casts Diamond Dust!
<Nigel>	"Sounds normal to me."
<DM>	Hits all enemies. Target(s) rolls Wisdom vs 55 Dice. Deals halved damage. Regardless of wherever it hit or not, summon the Blizzard Field Effect
<DM>	$55d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 274. Successes: 31.
<DM>	[???] Curses!
<DM>	??? rerolls herself
<DM>	$55d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 313. Successes: 38.
<Darte>	$31d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 9, 7, 9, 6, 2, 9, 6, 10, 6, 3, 3, 5, 10, 3, 5, 2, 8, 3, 3, 3, 10, 1, 10, 9, 3, 4, 5, 4 and 3. Total: 169. Successes: 21.
<Nigel>	$22d10
<Navi>	Nigel: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 2, 3, 7, 7, 4, 6, 3, 3, 2, 5, 5, 6, 4, 8, 10, 6, 6, 2, 8 and 8. Total: 120. Successes: 15.
<Darte>	5h13m | 7 Charges (+5 AD, All Swords) | Cauterized | Penumbra's Curse
<DM>	(Darte, Nigel, roll again)
<Nigel>	$22d10
<Navi>	Nigel: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 9, 8, 10, 2, 2, 4, 5, 4, 10, 4, 5, 3, 1, 1, 6, 6, 3, 9, 7, 8 and 4. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
<DM>	(13 for Nigel)
<Darte>	$31d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 2, 2, 8, 7, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 3, 5, 5, 4, 8, 10, 8, 8, 3, 2, 10, 4, 3, 6, 10, 6, 5, 7, 4 and 8. Total: 166. Successes: 21.
<Darte>	(Right, Penumbra)
<DM>	Vs Nigel: 38-13 = (25 Damage - Armor)/2
<DM>	Vs Darte: 38-21 = (17 Damage - Armor)/2
<Nigel>	25 - 8 = 17 / 2 = 8.5
<DM>	vs Baegba: (19 Damage - Armor)/2
<Nigel>	3h, 1m | Cauterized | Penumbra's Curse
<DM>	(Reminder: You are no longer stuck in the ice courtsey of the explosion from before)
<Darte>	(Prior status still applies)
<Darte>	(Wait, 14 armor)
<Darte>	7h13m | 7 Charges (+5 AD, All Swords) | Cauterized | Penumbra's Curse
<DM>	*Blizzard is now in play! Whenever anyone attacks, they lose 2 Attack Dice*
<DM>	*Baegba's thorns proc, lashing out at ??? and depleting all her Hearts... but Grave Life kicks in
<Nigel>	Hrm
<DM>	???: 0h 15m | Grave Life | Augmented Protection
<DM>	[???] Mehehehe... Now how do you feel now?
<Nigel>	"Actually, I feel pretty normal, thanks for asking."
<Darte>	"Peachy, except for the fact that you rumpled our Roly-Poly."
<DM>	[???] Cover me, morphs
<DM>	*The Keaton Zombies Cover ???*
<Baegba>	(back, annnnnd I'm dead anyways)
*	Nigel attempts to Bonk! a random zombie, I don't know which one.
<Nigel>	Bonk!:
<Nigel>	Roll your Courage +9 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Nigel>	Damage: +0
<Nigel>	EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 3 Wisdom. That's bonkers!
<Nigel>	$28d10
<Navi>	Nigel: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 10, 1, 2, 7, 5, 7, 2, 10, 10, 4, 4, 5, 7, 2, 4, 4, 9, 7, 6, 9, 1, 8, 4, 10, 4 and 9. Total: 165. Successes: 21.
<DM>	*The Zombie targeted shifts Focus to Courage*
<DM>	$46d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 6, 5, 2, 6, 6, 4, 2, 10, 10, 4, 9, 10, 7, 2, 5, 4, 3, 9, 8, 2, 5, 3, 1, 6, 1, 4, 5, 4, 3, 1, 1, 9, 6, 2, 4, 1, 5, 6, 10, 5, 9, 9, 5 and 5. Total: 237. Successes: 31.
<Nigel>	"Figures."
<Nigel>	3h, 1m | Cauterized | Penumbra's Curse | -2 Attack Dice
<DM>	Keaton Zombie 2: 40h | +30 Courage, -15 Power/Wisdom
*	Nigel just waits a bit then.
<Baegba>	(isn't there a way to remove grave life, or at least cauterize said ??? to prevent them from healing before grave life ends?)
<DM>	(It's duration-based and there are ways to remove it. I don't think you have any though)
<DM>	[???] If you are asking what's happening with Jabu-Jabu... I'm going to turn him into an asset for the Keaton Army. Have him swear allegiance to the army - he is too big of an asset to just kill...
<Nigel>	(i do have scorch, but i'd have to be able to land it and have enough magic for that.)
<DM>	(Yup)
<DM>	(brb)
*	Baegba tries to raise a hand to protest, but is too dead to attempt.
<Darte>	"You'll have to move him first, witch!"
<DM>	(back)
<DM>	[???] Who says I have to move him? When we take over Zora's Domain he will be right here and ready to defend it from intruders.
<DM>	*Keaton Zombie 3 siphons 15 of its Hearts to ???*
<Nigel>	"Is it possible to ask for what importance?"
*	Darte raises his sword again, despite being a bit of a bloody mess by now.  "Well, hope you're good at procrastinating."
<DM>	[???] You may call me General Stella, second in command to Thoughter.
<Baegba>	(really? I thought her name was ???)
<DM>	*Stella pulls the veil covering her face back. Her face is a deep crimson, pulsing with madness, with a white chin.*
<Darte>	(ono, oni)
<Nigel>	"Huh, nice color combination."
<DM>	Stella 15h 15m | Grave Life | Augmented Protection
<DM>	(She's a fox)
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM: A battle is not in progress.
<DM>	*ROUND 2*
<DM>	*Everyone except the Zombies take 4 Neutral Damage*
<Nigel>	(Oh perfect)
<Nigel>	0h, 1m
<Baegba>	(ALL ON YOU, DARTE)
<Baegba>	(YOU CAN DO ET)
<DM>	Stella 11h 15m | Grave Life | Augmented Protection
<Darte>	(Is Cauterized expired, or is that still on this round?)
<DM>	(Expired)
<DM>	*You all notice that her Grave Life is still there. Odd.*
<DM>	[Stella] Lovely...
<Baegba>	(DM claims it's Grave Life, but if you look real closely at the fine print, it's actually called DM's Discretion)
*	Darte chugs Red Medicine.
*	Baegba ruuuuuuuuns.
<DM>	[Stella] If you want to live I highly suggest you run.
*	Darte pats around for Fairies. Drat.
<Nigel>	(i was actually tempted to use a fairy, not sure if i should)
<DM>	(You can if you want to)
*	Darte considers, then scoops up his companions and blinks into Jabu-Jabu's mouth. (Series of assumptions there)
<DM>	(... Surprisingly enough. there is enough space to blink into without getting crushed to death)
<Darte>	23h7m | 7 Charges (+5 AD, All Swords) | Penumbra's Curse
<DM>	*You scoop up your fallen companions and then you blink into Jabu-Jabu's mouth as it snores*
<Nigel>	(i also have some magical bone dust, but it's too late for that)
<DM>	[Stella] Hmm... Looks like he ran. Now, let's continue with business.
<Baegba>	(do we revive or not yet?)
<DM>	*Stella approaches Jabu-Jabu once again and plays the Ballad of the Windfish before entering Jabu-Jabu's dream, with the two Keaton Zombies following suit*
<DM>	(Yes, you revive to 1 Heart each*
<Baegba>	(two zombies? Didn't we explode one of them?)
<Nigel>	1h, 1m
<DM>	(There were three)
<Baegba>	(...... fsteak)
*	Baegba awakens.
<Baegba>	.... tis a bit moioist in 'ere.
<Baegba>	Oi, dat moisic, Oi 'ears it again...
<Nigel>	"Say, what's the plan now?"
<Darte>	"Yeah, well, it's only gonna get moister if it wakes up and goes for a swim, so let's hurry it up.  Patch yourselves up, we're gonna surf some zzzzzz."
<Baegba>	Soif some wot?
<DM>	*You are in Jabu-Jabu's mouth. You stand on his tongue as the area around you is a large cavernous expanse of red. To the back is a large opening to deeper in and to the front is a giant set of teeth*
*	Baegba chucks a super bomb down the- I'm kidding.
*	Baegba chugs another Red Potion, along with a Magic Jar, to restore to full.
*	Darte pokes Nigel.  "Need anything to heal up?"
<Baegba>	Oikee fishy goiy, Oi ready ta soif some..... some........... zzzzzzzzzz?
<Darte>	"I'm thinking we can sing a little Ballad for a Windfish, in a Seafish.
<Baegba>	SINGIN', YER SAY?
<Baegba>	WHY OI WUZ KNOWN FER BEIN' QUOITE A SOINGER IN MOI 'OME TOWN O' DEATH MOIUNTIN!
<Nigel>	"I could heal up."
*	DM puts Kefka in the audience
<Nigel>	"... What's Ballad for a Windfish?"
*	Darte goes to pull out his surf harp, then realizes he's all swords. "Er. Well, y'see, it... we can visit dreams with... curse this stance sometimes."
*	Baegba offers to play the harp instead.
<Nigel>	"Yeah, talking must've taken some skill while holding a sword in your mouth."
<Darte>	"Practice."
*	Darte allows Baegba unwillingly.
*	Baegba attempts to play, but his stubby hands just results in a horrific chord that deserves to be shot, stepped on, shot again, and thrown down the deepest pits to echo into the abyss for all eternity.
<Baegba>	Whoilp, dat didn't work.
*	Baegba hands the harp to Nigel.
<Baegba>	Yew troiy. It's hard.
*	Darte weeps tears of molten sorrow.
*	Nigel is not sure if his claws would work well with the harp.
<DM>	*Nigel, roll Wisdom*
*	Nigel tries to play anyway.
<Nigel>	$17d10
<Navi>	Nigel: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 9, 3, 7, 6, 5, 2, 8, 5, 7, 9, 9, 2, 3, 1 and 3. Total: 98. Successes: 12.
<DM>	Add 15 dice
<Nigel>	$15d10
<Navi>	Nigel: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 9, 4, 2, 9, 9, 8, 9, 3, 6, 7, 8, 1 and 7. Total: 94. Successes: 10.
<DM>	*You play the Ballad of the Windfish on the harp! While it is not the cleanest sounding ballad, it was enough to form a portal*
*	Darte sighs in relief.  "Much better."
*	Baegba attempts to sing along to the ballad, but his voice is censored by "The Other DM" and has replaced his face with the Blue Screen of Death.
*	Nigel hands the harp back to Darte.
*	Darte considers, then accepts it back for now, seemingly missing Baegba's bout of madness.
<Baegba>	Oi-lright, let's go 'n soive da big ole fishy!
<Darte>	"Right, in we go.  Get ready, I'm guessing things are gonna get weird in here."
*	Baegba TRANSFORMS AND ROLLS OUT..... well, into the portal.
<Nigel>	"Depends on your definition of weird."
<DM>	(Everyone in?)
*	Nigel sur- just walks into the portal.
<Darte>	( :( )
*	Darte strides in.
<Baegba>	(bring it, you darn loading screen)
<Baegba>	(I CAN TAKE YOU ON. I INVENTED YOU.)
<DM>	*As you all enter the portal, you all fall and fall for eternity. All around you are various memories of Jabu-Jabu, including that of Ganondorf casting a curse onto him and witnessing Jabun's death.
<Nigel>	"Darn, that's dark."
<DM>	*As you continue to fall, you keep falling and falling as the background changes from white to blue and then finally to black...*
<DM>	LOADING
<DM>	LOADING
<DM>	--==SESSION END==--