Donald Trump OTP

"Ready?" Hilary Clinton shouted. "For the sax of our lives?"

"No!" Donald Trump exclaimed. "I'm really rich!"

The two presidential candidates were looking over the edge of the sinking Titanic, with them having an affair since they accidentally pushed Bill Clinton into the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

"I love you!" Hilary shouted.

"I'm huge!" Donald exclaimed.

Dry Bowser sighed as he was trying to clean the windows for god knows what reasons. "Can you two just shut up and kiss already? You're making me feel sick!"

Hilary Clinton: We're having a moment here, bonehead!

Donald Trump: Yeah, butthead, so make like a tree and get out of here!

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as the ship began sinking further, with him not caring due to being, well, a skeleton.

Clinton held hands with Donald Trump. "I'll envy your huge stacks of cash no matter what."

Trump glanced right back at Hilary Clinton's eyes. "And I'll treasure how blonde your hair is."

They ripped each others clothes off and began having sex, just as they reached the icy sea water, with them not caring if they froze to death. And then Donald Trump became the president.