CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTGAO.
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[#DTGAO] The memo for the hit best-selling 2016 game Abyssal Oddity, by Violet Citadel.
Memo is now Invite-Only by CAT
Memo is now Secret by CAT
CCC made AT an OP.
Memo is no longer Invite-Only by CAT
CAT made AU an OP.
CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUC: I'll just watch for now, things to do.
CAT: This is the pregame show, like I said. The actual thing probably won't start for around fifty minutes. I just want to save some time.
CUC: Ah.
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: Well, let's see if I can do my math review in that time...
CAT made AC an OP.
CAT made UC an OP.
CUC ceased responding to memo.
CAT: Alright. Want to try to start, or no?
CAC: Eh, if its only us two, probably not tbh
CAC: Writing dating sim stuff
CAT: Fair enough.
CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAU: I'm cool with whatever though
CAT: Hmm, if you want to go ahead and play yourself, I'm fine with that. If not, same thing.
CAT: Honestly, I think I'm just going to binge-watch Bloodborne and create stuff for next session.
CAT: Bloodborne playthroughs, that is, of course.
CAC: Hmm, maybe you should remind Crystal?
CAC: Of this memo
CAT: Shrug.
CAT: Welcome.
CAT made TG an OP.
CAT: Would you like a log with multiple logceptions, Twin?
CURRENT transcribedGuardian [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: uh
CTG: don't know if I can handle that
CTG: a tldr would be nice
CTG: if you can manage it
CAT: Alright, let's think.
CAT: Uh, so you're a Grayholdian military IT worker who won a starship via gambling, got caught, and sent to the Facet Nine sector of the Void to look for a number of VOID SHARDs to help repair a rip in spacetime.
CAT: We've got two of those right now.
CAT: On the way, casual shit happened, such as having a robot surgically make us a gem.
CTG: you have IT workers in grayhold?
CAT: Well, I'm not involved at all. This is more of a His Imminence thing.
CAT: Mainly because this has nothing to do with DTG anymore.
CTG: okay.
CTG: how many facets are there
CAT: Basically, it is a mix of Bloodborne, HLD, and SU.
CAT: Also, as many as there is space in the Void, which is to say, whatever your imagination can conceive and number.
CAT made GG an OP.
CTG: okay, I think that's guude
CTG: is there an inventory of some kind
CAT: I should also note that we found another gem inside of a gigantic robot Centurion boss monster of death, freed her, and now we're best buddies in crime.
CAT: Well, we can get to that, if you'd like to begin.
CURRENT godmoddedGolem [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: ah, a lovely day for jackson gettıng kıcked off the 20
CGG: ...
CTG: huh.
CTG: alright.
CAU: Our relationship status remains "Amicable." Yesterday saw a net gain of 0 Relationship Points. 
CAT: Would you like to begin the game?
CAC: I assume most relationship points are invisble?
CAC: >Yes
CTG: > Begin ABYSSAL ODDITY.
CAU: >Enter
CAT: 3/4.
CAT: Loading file...
CAT: Loading file...
CAT: A B Y S S A L O D D I T Y
CAT: Is this your last saved game: http://pastebin.com/v4rqgdBL
CTG: > Yes.
CGG: >punch self
CAT: PLAY GAME / ACHIEVEMENTS / MUSIC / CREDITS / QUIT
CGG: >MUSIC
CAT: http://pastebin.com/MUJJmnkR
CTG: > Insert ARIA MATH.
CAT: The title track is now ARIA MATH.
CTG: Perfection
CTG: > Select ACHIEVEMENTS.
CAT: http://pastebin.com/9btBtCMQ
CAC: >Play game
CAT: ((Let the man see the menu, Fseftr. This is gold.))
CAC: K
CAC: I mean, there's only one button left
CAC: >Credits
CAT: http://pastebin.com/4pvkgtd5
CAC: Hmm, I wonder what happens if
CAC: >Quit
CTG: haha, kek
CAT: You can't quit now!
CAT: You're in my land now. The only way to quit is to play.
CAC: >Play game
CTG: I wonder who this ambiguousTheoretician guy is
CAT: Loading file...
CAT: Loading file...
CAT: Loading file...
CAT: Game loaded successfully. Please enter command.
CTG: > Load up inventory.
CAT: You can't do that. You are currently a teardrop lapis lazuli gem in the hands of Cyan. You're also dead because of an authorial coin flip.
CTG: what the shit.
CAC: >Cyan: Look around
CTG: maybe I should have asked for that TL;DR??
CTG: I mean, pastebin
CAT: It isn't that important, really.
CAT: You'll respawn soon enough.
CAC: Basically, we respawn from a gem
CAT: Cyan looks about. Standard hallway, thankfully no Cerulean Horrors.
CAC: Cyan's the other gem person thing
CAT: We are the Crystal Gems.
CTG: > Okay, cool.
CAC: >Forward
CAT: Oh, here you go. The gem floats into the air, glowing with a blue energy.
CTG: > Estimate how long it will take for you to respawn?
CTG: oh okay, kek
CAT: Soon enough, it forms the shape of your body, and you are back. Azure Lapis is back in the game of death.
CAT: By which I mean you are.
CTG: > NOW load up inventory.
CAT: Whose inventory?
CAC: >Both
CAT: The ship's, yours, or Cyan's?
CAC: Twin, this probably won't help
CAC: All the names and such
CAC: >Cyan and yours
CAT: AZURE INV: Lapotron Power Core, Medkit, Water Vial x3, Gluon Destabilizer x1, Welding Equipment, Cthk'aryvt's Blessing/Curse x4, Gem Fragment x3.
CAT: CYAN INV: δ-ψ-φ-Bioschema, Deactivated Vitae Canister, Medkit.
CAT: You sure you don't want to check up on the ship's storage?
CTG: > Politely ask what Cthk'aryvt's Blessing and δ-ψ-φ-Bioschema are
CAC: Oh right, we picked up a ton of crud...
CAC: >Check ship storage
CAC: The bioschema is
CAT: ((One at a time.))
CTG: which is to say, I do that
CAC: A cube that does plasma stuff
CTG: okay
CAC: The Blessing/Curse thing is.... unknown?
CAC: Some eldritch thing
CAT: The Cthk'aryvt's Blessing/Curse is a vial of fluid you got from that Monolith back in the Mu Sector.
CAC: Powers up when we kill gems?
CTG: okay
CAT: It did start laughing when you killed people, yes.
CGG: waıt, permanently kıll
CTG: okay then.
CAT: Yes.
CGG: or temporarıly kıll
CGG: ok
CAT: Now what?
CTG: > Check ship storage.
CAT: GSS EXSANGUINATOR INV: Hunk of Refined Infused Arcanium x5, Hunk of Vesperium x2, Three Piles of Miscellaneous Mechanical Shit, Centurion Sojourner Circuit Core, Psioglass Tube x8, Cyanic Mechanovitae Tube, Sonic Repulsor Engine, Orchid Neon Light x3, Psionic Filter (12/14), Psiofiber x20, Starship-Class Plasma Cannon, Starship-Class Repulsor Thruster x2, Sheet of Corotite x4, Crystal Core Chassis, Centurion Warden Body x2, Centurion Venator Body, Sensor x3.
CAC: Nice.
CAC: Hmm.
CAT: You can't really access any of that, seeing as the ship is behind that entrance a while back.
CAC: >Recall what we still need to make the second drone thing
CAT: You need but a single Lapis Stone. You don't know what that is, though.
CAC: >Wonder if you could make it using your gem 
CAT: You really don't see permanently dying as worth it.
CAC: >Anyways, forward
CAT: You walk down the hall, Cyan right at your side.
CAT: Yeah, her ankle is still somewhat damaged from that incident earlier.
CAT: Continuing to walk down the hall, you enter a somewhat dark room of vast size.
CTG: > Try to see if you can scan for where the nearest enemy is
CAT: You don't really have a scanner. You have the light in your phone, though.
CAC: >Shine it around
CTG: > Okay, use that
CAT: Looking around, the two of you see what appears to be a large drop into the abyss at about halfway through the floor. There's a platform in the midst of that, leading over to the other half of the room.
CAT: Of course, over there, there are a variety of hooded beings with plague doctor masks upon their faces.
CAC: Oh boy.
CAT: They haven't really noticed you yet.
CAC: >See if there's anything on your side
CAT: Nothing. Well, there is a medkit in the corner. You can see it clearly, with its fluorescent pale green paint.
CTG: > Take that shit
CAC: >No
CTG: why?
CAC: What if it's a trap or something
CAT: Please choose a definite option.
CTG: could it be a trap
CTG: yeah
CAC: It's not going anywhere
CAC: Probably
CTG: > Leave it for now.
CAT: You do that.
CAC: >Count number of beings
CAT: Hmm. Looks to be thirteen.
CTG: > Are they holding anything?
CTG: > Also, is there a door behind them.
CAC: >See if they contain any water based blood/liquids
CAT: You would have to engage them in combat to get such a detailed description.
CAT: There is indeed a doorway behind them, and their veins appear to run with the Elixir.
CAC: What's that
CAT: That is to say, non-water.
CAT: Dryblood, and all that.
CTG: hm.
CAT: These parts of the Void tend to be Dryblood areas.
CTG: > Does Cyan know anything about them?
CAT: She hisses her response nigh-silently. "How am I supposed to know anything about people I've never seen? I was trapped in that robot for two years."
CAC: >Engage in combat
CAT: Majority vote required.
CTG: > Attack them
CAT made UC an OP.