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-- facinorousFebruation [FF] began pestering obdurateAesthesia [OA] --
FF: Such an 1ncr3d1bly stup1d plan.
OA: what
OA: who 15 th15
FF: 1 suppos3 you m1ght hav3 a hard t1m3 r3m3mb3r1ng m3.
FF: Last t1m3 w3 m3t you took qu1t3 a nasty blow to th3 h3ad.
OA: fuck
OA: you
FF: Th3r3 w3 go! D3l1c1ous. And how ar3 you, my d3ar?
OA: 5ore
OA: recovered though
FF: A p1ty! You would no doubt surv1v3 much long3r 1f you stay3d off your f33t.
FF: 1 must thank you, though. 1 hav3n't had a good t3n-on-on3 f1ght 1n ag3s! R3ally loos3n3d up som3 knots 1n my back.
OA: my 5urv1val 15 1rrelevant
FF: What about th3 surv1val of your m3n?
OA: 1f our object1ve 15 complete our l1ve5 were well5pent
FF: Y3s, y3s, my d3ar, you'r3 v3ry tough. Say h3llo, Ms. Utur1n.
OA: toughne55 ha5 noth1ng to do w1th 1t
FF: hhhhelp
FF: Now now, hands off th3 k3yboard, 1'll translat3 for you!
FF: Sh3's b33n cry1ng out for you, you know.
FF: At n1ght, wh3n 1 r3br3ak h3r hands
FF: You should hav3 s33n th3 pa1n on h3r fac3 as sh3 tr13d to typ3 just now!
FF: Adorabl3.
FF: Sh3's b33n v3ry us3ful, you know!
OA: fuck you
FF: So much 1nformat1on lock3d up 1n h3r darl1ng l1ttl3 gutt3rblood th1nkpan.
FF: You'd b3 amaz3d how qu1ckly a sp3ct3rm1nator br3aks wh3n you tak3 away h3r cyan1d3.
OA: you should be ashamed of yourself we already know shes dead
OA: i saw her die myself you bastard
FF: R3ally?
FF: Would you l1k3 to s33 h3r? B3caus3 sh3's r1ght h3r3.
FF: Sh3's not 1n th3 b3st shap3, though.
OA: youre full of shit
FF: Som3 of th3 m3n hav3 tak3n turns w1th h3r. Th3r3 ar3 no lady dron3s, aft3r all, so th3y'r3 a b1t of an 3xot1c tr3at.
FF: And 1 just can't br1ng mys3lf to t3ll th3m no.
FF: Th3 good n3ws 1s, sh3's appar3ntly stopp3d b3gg1ng for d3ath.
OA: you are utterly contemptible
FF: Now sh3 just lays th3r3 s1l3ntly.
FF: And you ar3 not Ms. Gault13r.
FF: How d1str3ss1ng.
FF: Ah, but l3t m3 gu3ss, l3t m3 gu3ss, don't spo1l th3 fun.
FF: 3l3nt3, y3s?
OA: miss gaultier is taking a little nap right now
OA: yes
FF: Mm.
OA: se last sing she needs is your kind of distraction
FF: You know, thanks to your darl1ng l1ttl3 fr13nd h3r3, 1 would say your m1sgu1d3d attack on my p3rson d1r3ctly r3sult3d 1n th3 3mp1r3's d3f3at at Putr1d Pass, and th3 d3struct1on of an 3nt1r3 prot3ct3d glubb3r bas3. 3xc3ll3nt work.
FF: 1 r3ally can't thank you 3nough for your ass1stanc3.
OA: unlike miss gualtier i have no attachments to sat little shitblood
OA: and wis your information i can now see to it sat anysing she gives you will be incorrect
FF: 1 w1ll sp3ak to Ms. Gault13r now.
OA: no you wont
OA: shes asleep like i said
FF: You w1ll awak3n h3r.
OA: nope
FF: And unt1l 1 sp3ak to h3r, h3r comrad3 w1ll cont1nu3 to 3ndur3 th3 pa1n of 3v3ry tortur3 1 can 1nfl1ct. And now, 1t's just for fun!
OA: sats just too bad
OA: because i really dont care
FF: Mm. But sh3 w1ll.
FF: And 1 don't th1nk sh3'll b3 pl3as3d wh3n sh3 s33s you say1ng all th1s, oh no.
OA: oh sat
OA: you forget
OA: im a communications expert
OA: she wont see it
FF: So sad.
FF: W3ll, th3n.
OA: isnt it just
FF: 1 b1d you ad13u.
OA: fuck off an dont come back
FF: Do s33 that sh3 r3cov3rs for m3.
FF: 1 look forward to a s3cond round.
OA: shes fine
OA: eyes are even working again
-- obdurateAesthesia [OA] ceased pestering facinorousFebruation [FF] --