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  1. z = {
  2. "Want to come to my place and watch Family Guy?",
  3. "I wish I was crossed-eyed so I could see you twice.",
  4. "Are you Grass? because if you are, that's the only time I'd touch it.",
  5. "I wish I was garbage so you would take me out one a week",
  6. "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.",
  7. "I have 206 bones in my body, wanna give me one?",
  8. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.",
  9. "Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.",
  10. "I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.",
  11. "I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?",
  12. "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?",
  13. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.",
  14. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?",
  15. "It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.",
  16. "They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly they've never stood next to you.",
  17. "Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.",
  18. "You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.",
  19. "Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.",
  20. "If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.",
  21. "If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.",
  22. "Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.",
  23. "Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t keep them off you.",
  24. "I'm pretty good at algebra...I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.",
  25. "Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.",
  26. "My phone’s broken, it doesn’t have your number in it.",
  27. "I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.",
  28. "I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?",
  29. "I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.",
  30. "Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!",
  31. "You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​",
  32. "It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.",
  33. "I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.",
  34. "I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.",
  35. "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.",
  36. "Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.",
  37. "Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!",
  38. "Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.",
  39. "Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
  40. "Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.",
  41. "Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
  42. "Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
  43. "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.",
  44. "🔮 I see me in your future.",
  45. "Let’s play a game! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I take you out. 🏆",
  46. "Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?",
  47. "Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.",
  48. "You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe!",
  49. "Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!",
  50. "I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.",
  51. "I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless.",
  52. "Trust me, I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.",
  53. "Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?",
  54. "Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.",
  55. "Hi, how was heaven when you left it?",
  56. "I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.",
  57. "Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.",
  58. "If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!",
  59. "You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.",
  60. "If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.",
  61. "Do you wanna grab a coffee? Because I like you a latte.",
  62. "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.",
  63. "Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.",
  64. "If you were a flower you’d be a damnnnnnn-delion.",
  65. "If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.",
  66. "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?",
  67. "Are you a banana? Because I find you apeeling.",
  68. "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.",
  69. "You dropped something… my jaw.",
  70. "Forget Hydrogen. You’re my number 1 element.",
  71. "Are you a compound of Barium and Beryllium? Because you’re a total BaBe.", -- 70
  72. "You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me — I’ve been looking a long time.",
  73. "I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.",
  74. "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.",
  75. "Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!",
  76. "I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’",
  77. "If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.",
  78. "Your hand looks heavy — can I hold it for you?",
  79. "I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.",
  80. "If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.",
  81. "I don’t know which is prettier today — the weather, or your eyes.",
  82. "I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.",
  83. "I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.",
  84. "I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.",
  85. "I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.",
  86. "There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.",
  87. "You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.",
  88. "When your parents made you, they were really just showing off.",
  89. "I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.",
  90. "Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?",
  91. "Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!",
  92. "I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.",
  93. "Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?",
  94. "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.",
  95. "Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.",
  96. "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?",
  97. "Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!",
  98. "Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.",
  99. "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.",
  100. "I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.",
  101. "You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!",
  102. "Four and four become eight, but you and I can be fate.",
  103. "Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!",
  104. "Do you like bad boys/girls? Because I’m really bad at this.",
  105. "Mind if I tie your shoes? I’d hate to see you falling for anyone else.",
  106. "My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?",
  107. "Are you an exam paper? Because I forget everything when I look at you...",
  108. "I am not very good at holding conversations... so can I hold your hands instead?",
  109. "I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks",
  110. "You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.",
  111. "Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://",
  112. "You’re so pretty that you made me forget my pick up line.",
  113. "No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.",
  114. "I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.",
  115. "I didn’t think wishing on those birthday candles would work, but here you are.",
  116. "Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?",
  117. "Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.",
  118. "Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.",
  119. "I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.",
  120. "I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.",
  121. "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?",
  122. "Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!",
  123. "Are you C₆H₁₂O₆? Because you’re sweet.",
  124. "My pronouns are he/him but I could be all/yours.",
  125. "I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.",
  126. "I wondered if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen.",
  127. "If you’re here, who’s running heaven?",
  128. "You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!",
  129. "Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.",
  130. "You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.",
  131. "There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.",
  132. "Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.",
  133. "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.",
  134. "You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.",
  135. "My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but I’ll make an exception for you.",
  136. "I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.",
  137. "Are you the city of Ancient Rome? Because you’re on fire!",
  138. "Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.",
  139. "Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?",
  140. "If you were meant to be a triangle, you would be ‘acute’ one.",
  141. "I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!"
  142.  
  143. }
  144.  
  145. return z
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