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- z = {
- "Want to come to my place and watch Family Guy?",
- "I wish I was crossed-eyed so I could see you twice.",
- "Are you Grass? because if you are, that's the only time I'd touch it.",
- "I wish I was garbage so you would take me out one a week",
- "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.",
- "I have 206 bones in my body, wanna give me one?",
- "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.",
- "Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.",
- "I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.",
- "I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?",
- "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?",
- "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.",
- "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?",
- "It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.",
- "They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly they've never stood next to you.",
- "Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.",
- "You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.",
- "Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.",
- "If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.",
- "If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.",
- "Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.",
- "Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t keep them off you.",
- "I'm pretty good at algebra...I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.",
- "Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.",
- "My phone’s broken, it doesn’t have your number in it.",
- "I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.",
- "I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?",
- "I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.",
- "Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!",
- "You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.",
- "It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.",
- "I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.",
- "I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.",
- "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.",
- "Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.",
- "Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!",
- "Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.",
- "Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
- "Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.",
- "Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
- "Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
- "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.",
- "🔮 I see me in your future.",
- "Let’s play a game! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I take you out. 🏆",
- "Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?",
- "Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.",
- "You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe!",
- "Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!",
- "I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.",
- "I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless.",
- "Trust me, I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.",
- "Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?",
- "Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.",
- "Hi, how was heaven when you left it?",
- "I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.",
- "Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.",
- "If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!",
- "You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.",
- "If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.",
- "Do you wanna grab a coffee? Because I like you a latte.",
- "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.",
- "Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.",
- "If you were a flower you’d be a damnnnnnn-delion.",
- "If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.",
- "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?",
- "Are you a banana? Because I find you apeeling.",
- "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.",
- "You dropped something… my jaw.",
- "Forget Hydrogen. You’re my number 1 element.",
- "Are you a compound of Barium and Beryllium? Because you’re a total BaBe.", -- 70
- "You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me — I’ve been looking a long time.",
- "I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.",
- "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.",
- "Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!",
- "I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’",
- "If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.",
- "Your hand looks heavy — can I hold it for you?",
- "I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.",
- "If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.",
- "I don’t know which is prettier today — the weather, or your eyes.",
- "I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.",
- "I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.",
- "I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.",
- "I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.",
- "There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.",
- "You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.",
- "When your parents made you, they were really just showing off.",
- "I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.",
- "Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?",
- "Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!",
- "I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.",
- "Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?",
- "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.",
- "Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.",
- "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?",
- "Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!",
- "Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.",
- "Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.",
- "I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.",
- "You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!",
- "Four and four become eight, but you and I can be fate.",
- "Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!",
- "Do you like bad boys/girls? Because I’m really bad at this.",
- "Mind if I tie your shoes? I’d hate to see you falling for anyone else.",
- "My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?",
- "Are you an exam paper? Because I forget everything when I look at you...",
- "I am not very good at holding conversations... so can I hold your hands instead?",
- "I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks",
- "You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.",
- "Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://",
- "You’re so pretty that you made me forget my pick up line.",
- "No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.",
- "I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.",
- "I didn’t think wishing on those birthday candles would work, but here you are.",
- "Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?",
- "Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.",
- "Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.",
- "I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.",
- "I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.",
- "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?",
- "Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!",
- "Are you C₆H₁₂O₆? Because you’re sweet.",
- "My pronouns are he/him but I could be all/yours.",
- "I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.",
- "I wondered if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen.",
- "If you’re here, who’s running heaven?",
- "You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!",
- "Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.",
- "You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.",
- "There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.",
- "Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.",
- "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.",
- "You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.",
- "My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but I’ll make an exception for you.",
- "I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.",
- "Are you the city of Ancient Rome? Because you’re on fire!",
- "Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.",
- "Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?",
- "If you were meant to be a triangle, you would be ‘acute’ one.",
- "I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!"
- }
- return z
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