responses=[

'All signs point to yes...',
'Yes!',
'Haha that is a hard fucking nope',
'You may rely on it.',
'Ask again and you will be yeeted.',
'Sorry not sorry but no',
'You bet your fucking ass!',
'You do NOT want to know.',
'Very doubtful.',
'Yes - Definitely!',
'It is certain!',
'Most likely.',
'Ask again later.',
'No!',
'Outlook good.',
'Don\'t count on it.',
'Are you fucking drunk? No.',
'I will allow it.',
'YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!.',
'Only time will tell.',
'How would I know? I am just a bot.',
'I know this is not what you wanted to hear but-.',
'I could tell you but I would have to kill you.',
'I do not get paid enough for this.',
'You fucking know it!'

];responses[Math.floor(Math.random() * responses.length)]