Jump 429: Hellstar Remina

Jump #429: Hellstar Remina
>Four of Cups (Luxury), reversed: The path of excess leading to spiritual rejuvenation and the appearance of novel ambitions.
Path of Excess? You mean like EATING ENTIRE PLANETS, MAYBE?
>Location: Solar Orbit
>Identity: Hellstar (-1000)
>Drawbacks: (+600) Remina Rival, Red Meat Diet, The Hunted Lay A Trap, Dead World
If I'm going to make a temporary return to being a monster, there's no reason to make it easy on myself.
>Hell Has Come To Earth (Free, Hellstar)
This is definitely a reason to have Toggle. Make everyone go mad with the revelation! Or don't. That's cool too.
>A Single Greater Being (500, Hellstar)
I may not have much of a biosphere, but I assume this would apply to other aspects of myself. Like the civilization that basically lives inside of my soul. Wait, had I basically turned myself into an inside-out planet already?
>Playing With The Food (300, Hellstar)
Man, I could have made use of this in the past. I'll be using it in the future, certainly. Retaliate against what attacks me with equal strength, as long as I survive it! Oh yes.
>Mad World (0, Hellstar)
Physics are for amateurs, apparently. Starting with: I'm bigger on the inside. My soul, I mean. Because my inner cosmos has a good reason to grow quite a lot, abruptly.

"Mina-chan, hey, Mina-chan!"
>"HISS."
"Are there any moons left?"
>"YOU ATE THEM ALL ALREADY, DIDN'T YOU."
"Nyoro~n~"
>"..."
"What'cha dooooing?"
>"MEALTIME."
"But you ate the last moon, the one with the blue planet! And I'm so hungry. What'cha gonna do with that planet?"
>"MINE. YOU CANNOT HAS."
"Awww, Mina-chaaan, did you just lick the planet so I wouldn't take it?"
>"MEBBE."
"Hmph. And here everyone told me not to play with my food."
>"PLS HECK OFF."
"Fine! Don't come griping at me when you get shark-with-legs stuck in your teeth."

At which point I run like hell while Remina is distracted and eating Earth, tearing a path across the cosmos and eating on the run. Sure, I'm hungry and Remina is definitely ticked off at me after I took a big bite out of Earth when it wasn't looking, but this is definitely a comedy-horror.

"Haha, Mina-chan can't catch me~"
>"FITE ME."
"That was close, Mina-chan~"
>"GOSH HECKIN DARN IT."

Mostly it took the form of me seeming like a sort of herald for Remina, coming in, spooking folks, nomming what I could before Remina came in to exterminate civilizations. Once in a while I'd get a few good bites in, but staying a step ahead of Remina kept life... very interesting. Though largely it also meant that I wasn't given as much attention as Remina was, since it was basically chasing me. There were a few times where I got hurt, but nothing too severe. Surprisingly.

It might also have been the fact that I had fear-amplifying abilities running full tilt along with appearing to the more psychically-inclined natives of each population, and telling them that they're mean and my big brother Remina-chan will be coming soon so they'd better be nice.

>"U WOT M8."
"Awww, but Mina-chan, don't you love me~?"
>"WAT. NO."
"Wait. Really?"
>"REALLY REALLY."
"Oh. Hey, Mina-chan~"
>"WAT."
"Ninja vanish!"
>"HECKIN WAT. GONNA BOP YOU."

I'm a little worried about the end effects that being a goddamn planet will have on my final form, however...