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Sonic Boom - Final Chapter (ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY, SKIPPY?)

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  1. >The air is clear this day in Ponyville.
  2. >”Alright Mom, Dad, I’m heading out with my friends to Carousel Boutique to get some new clothes!” Sonic boom exclaims, turning to look at the two of you.
  3. >She has her mane tied up in a ponytail in the back, trying out a new look.
  4. >”Alright, have fun!” Rainbow smiles, waving her hoof.
  5. >She nods, before flying off into the distance.
  6. “I kind of feel sorry for the boys in that group.”
  7. >Both you and Rainbow laugh at this.
  8. >”Ah well, I’m sure they’ll still have fun,” she says, nudging your shoulder.
  9. “So, while they’re having their fun, why don’t we have some ourselves? I’m feeling a bit hungry, actually.”
  10. >Both of you grin at each other.
  11. >”Sugarcube Corner?”
  12. “Sugarcube Corner.”
  13. >Brohoof of the ages as the two of you head out.
  14. >It's the middle of spring, and colts and fillies are running through the streets of the town, while you and Rainbow walk/fly through the market, towards Sugarcube Corner.
  15. >The two of you are still fairly well-known for the ultimate trial of eating the giant chocolate and vanilla ice-cream filled statue of Pinkie Pie all those months ago.
  16.  
  17. >Meanwhile, on the outskirts of the town...
  18.  
  19. >A dark-red unicorn walks through the grass, the air blowing through his dark-brown colored mane.
  20. >His eyes are a greenish color, and his cutie mark is...
  21. >...Spaghetti?
  22. >He grins, stomping his hoof to the ground, and his horn glowing an eerie orange color.
  23. >In front of him, a large noodle sprouts up out of the ground, collecting at the top into a plate of spaghetti.
  24. >He opens his mouth, and takes a bite.
  25. >Not just the noodles and sauce, but the entire fucking plate.
  26. >"Ah, it's good to be back..." he says, walking as the ground under his feet slowly morphs and warps into tomato sauce and meatballs, with grass morphing into spaghetti noodles.
  27.  
  28. >”Hey you two!” you hear Pinkie exclaim, running up to the two of you as you enter the bakery.
  29. “Hey Pinkie, what’s up?”
  30. >”Heehee! I’ve been working on something new, if you wanna try it?” she asks, smiling up at you. “I call it the ‘Chocolate Mess’! It’s a sundae, but the entire glass is completely drenched in hot fudge and nuts!” she exclaims.
  31. >Whoa, that sounds fucking amazing
  32. “Sounds awesome, Pinkie; we’ll take one!”
  33. >Pinkie practically beams in excitement, before rushing off.
  34. >Rainbow smiles up at you. “Hopefully it’s not a repeat of the last thing we had in here,” she says, giggling.
  35. >You nod and laugh as both of you take a seat
  36. “Something like that shouldn’t be allowed to be eaten on a daily basis… my stomach still hurts just thinking about it.”
  37. >You rub your stomach, remembering the weeks of indigestion that followed that binge on ice cream products…
  38. >Pinkie comes out a few moments later with a fairly large milkshake glass, and sure enough, it’s completely drenched in chocolate fudge and nuts.
  39. >She places it on the table and hands both of you spoons. “Dig in!” she exclaims proudly, and both you and Rainbow oblige happily.
  40. >Whoa, this is awesome.
  41. >The fudge on the glass is a dark chocolate, and inside it’s filled to the brim with vanilla ice cream, caramel, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream.
  42. >If you could ever have any sort of milkshake after this, it wouldn’t be able to even compete with how good this dessert is to you.
  43. >Both you and Rainbow have readied your breakfasts and are eating hearty…
  44. >Because TONIGHT! YOU DINE! IN SUGARCUBE CORNER!
  45.  
  46. >That was the best dessert you and Rainbow have had in a long time.
  47. >You made sure to give Pinkie a few extra bits afterwards for coming up with that ingenious idea.
  48. >However, on your way home, you noticed something was… strange.
  49. >The entire town was quiet…
  50. >”Ah, there you are,” you hear a slightly deep voice come from somewhere, “I’ve been looking for you.”
  51. >You quickly turn and look around, but no one is there except for Rainbow.
  52. “Did you hear anything?”
  53. >”Hear what?” she asks, giving you a puzzled look.
  54. >You shake your head for a moment, before looking around a second time.
  55. “…Nothing. Nevermind.”
  56. >You’re a bit shaken up by all of this…
  57. >”Where the hay is everyp0ny?” Rainbow asks, looking around. Sure enough, no one was outside and all of the doors to the houses and buildings were closed.
  58. “This is getting weird… First I hear a strange voice that you don’t, and now everyone’s suddenly gone?”
  59. >”I’m not sure what’s going on either,” Rainbow says, scratching the back of her head with her hoof. “We should probably get back home; make sure Sonic Boom is alright.”
  60. >You nod, and the two of you speed off towards your house.
  61.  
  62. >It looks like the closer you get to your house, the weirder things are starting to become.
  63. >For example, the ground in various patches is a bit discolored. It looks a bit like…
  64. >…Pasta?
  65. >Finally, the two of you arrive at the house; you open the door, and the sight before you shocks you to no end.
  66. >Inside, everything has been turned into… spaghetti.
  67. >”What the… what happened to our house?!” Rainbow exclaims, darting inside and eyeing the walls and floor.
  68. >You immediately walk over to the couch.
  69. >Your couch… the one that’s been with you through thick and thin…
  70. >…Now nothing more than an Italian dish.
  71. >Whoever did this was going to pay.
  72. >Dearly.
  73. >”Ah, looks like you arrived at last.”
  74. >You spin around to the door, and you see a strange unicorn that you’ve never met before.
  75. >He has an ominous, all-knowing look in his eyes.
  76. >It’s creeping you the fuck out.
  77. “Who are you?”
  78. >”Me? Well, you could say I’m the one that pulls the strings in all of this. Or spaghetti, your pick,” he says smugly, shrugging his hooves.
  79. >Rainbow growls angrily at him. “What are you doing here?” she asks, standing her ground. “What… what did you do to our house?”
  80. >”Your house?” the pony turns to looks at her, and lets out a laugh. “Your house? As far as I can tell, this isn’t really much of a house, now is it?” he says, walking inside, and now you can finally get a clear look at him.
  81. >His coat is a dark red, and his mane is a dark, wavy brown color. And his cutie mark… sure enough, it’s spaghetti.
  82. >He walks over to your couch, and takes a bite out of the arm of it. “Hm… not quite as tasty as I had hoped. After all, this couch has been with you ever since you came here, hasn’t it?” he turns and grins at you.
  83. “How do you know about that?”
  84. >”Why, it’s simple, really,” he says, hopping up onto the sofa and placing his hooves behind his head. “I’m the one that brought you here. I created that portal to Equestria. I caused Rainbow to have feelings for you. I cast the spell that caused all mares that would become close to you to try to mate with you.”
  85. “What the… why would you do that?!”
  86. >”Because it was fun.”
  87. “Fun? FUN?! Do you have any idea how many years I have had to deal with those ponies trying to rape me?”
  88. >”Exactly twelve years, seven months, two days, four hours, and twenty-thr— oh, now it’s twenty-five seconds,” he says, snickering ever-so-annoyingly at you. “Have you figured it out yet?”
  89. “Figured what out?”
  90. >”Man, you ARE pretty dense, aren’t you?” he laughs.
  91. >”Hey! Nop0ny insults Anon and gets away with it!” Rainbow exclaims, lunging for the dark red pony.
  92. >He turns and looks at her, before causing his horn to glow an orange color, and a large, weaving tendril of spaghetti noodles lashes out of the ground, trapping Rainbow midair within the tendril.
  93. >You have a feeling you’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  94. >He turns to look at you. “Yes. You have seen enough hentai to know where it’s going.”
  95. >What? He can read your thoughts?
  96. >”Yes I can. Because I’m the one creating them for you,” he says, smirking at you.
  97. >What could he mean by that?
  98. >”I already told yo-“
  99. “Will you stop reading my mind?!”
  100. >”Like I said, I already told you. I’m giving you those thoughts. Because I’m not just the one that brought you here. I’m the one that orchestrated this entire series of events,” he grins. “And I must say, it was quite entertaining. But, as you know, all fun must eventually come to an end.”
  101. “Who… who are you?!”
  102. >”Hm. Because it’s you, I’ll let you call me by the name all ponies and humans know me as,” he says. “You, my Anonymous friend, may call me… Wuten.”
  103. “Wuten? Seems like a pretty weird name to give someone.”
  104. >”Oh, you don’t like it? Well, I never really did like the name you gave your child,” he grins up at you.
  105. >That struck a nerve; this pony has gone too far.
  106. >”Oh, did I frustrate you? That’s a shame, I was hoping to get through this without rustling too many jimmies,” he says.
  107. “What? What’re you talking about?”
  108. >”Rustling jimmies? Oh, that just means that you manage to get an emotion out of a person. Like I did earlier,” he grins. “After all, my name does mean ‘to rage’ in the Germanic language, so it does seem fitting, almost.”
  109. >You never learned enough German to give a flying fuck what this pony’s name meant.
  110. >”Now, you’re probably wondering why I’ve come here. You see, there is a time where all great stories must end,” he scratches his chin with his hoof, before sitting up and getting eye-level with you. “And now that time has come for this story.”
  111. “What… what are you going to do?”
  112. >”You never existed in this world, Anon. you were an anomaly I decided to throw in for shits and giggles. Your entire life here was all just one big joke, orchestrated by yours truly.”
  113. >You don’t want to hear any more; you pull your fist back and you clock the pony square in the jaw.
  114. >”Oh, it seems I did frustrate you, didn’t I?” he says, despite being injured by the punch.
  115. “Shut the FUCK up! Quit spouting that bullshit and get the hell out of my town!”
  116. >”Well, that’s a shame,” he says. “After all, I haven’t personally met my creation quite yet…”
  117. >You hear a whooshing sound as Sonic Boom comes rushing in
  118. >”Mom! Dad, I-” she stops mid-sentence and gasps at the sight. “What… what is going on here?!”
  119. >”Ah, Sonic Boom, you’re just on time,” Wuten grins, turning to your daughter. “Tell me, do you like spaghetti?”
  120. “SONIC BOOM, GET OUT OF HERE!”
  121. >She gasps and begins to fly off, but it’s too late; her leg has already been trapped by a tendril of spaghetti noodles.
  122. >She lets out an audible scream, and Wuten shuts the door, trapping all three of you inside. “Ah ah ah, no screaming, Sonic Boom,” he says, walking up to the mare. “After all, I wouldn’t want you to miss the grand finale!” he laughs, before the same tendril from before cocoons Sonic Boom inside of it.
  123. >He turns back to you and walks up. “How does it feel, Anon? Knowing that your entire role in life was a mere joke,” he says. “Must be pretty frustrating, isn’t it?”
  124. >This pony is going to die.
  125. >So.
  126. >Fucking.
  127. >Brutally.
  128. >You hear whooshing in the distance, and Wuten turns to look as well.
  129. >”Looks like the rest of this party is finally returning. Perfect, it saves me the trouble of going out to find them,” he says, grinning.
  130. >You take this opportunity to lunge at him, but he quickly rears around and bucks you hard in the chest, sending you back.
  131. >Both Rainbow and Sonic Boom scream at seeing you hit against the wall, causing small cracks to form at the point of impact.
  132. >Wuten growls up at you. “I wanted to do this without slip-ups, however you’ve left me no choice,” he says as a giant meatball begins to rise out of the noodle floor under him. “It looks like you’ll need more coaxing than I had expected.”
  133. >You won’t give him the chance; you nimbly dodge various noodle tendrils that have risen from the floor as you move closer and closer to the pony.
  134. >Almost on cue, the sound of five pegasi rushing into the room is heard, and Wuten grins.
  135. >”Game over.”
  136.  
  137. >The pegasi land cautiously on the noodle floor, and growl angrily at the unicorn after seeing what he did to Rainbow and Sonic Boom.
  138. >”Who do you think you are?!” Typhoon hisses, flying over to Sonic Boom to try and get her out.
  139. >”I should ask you the same thing, ‘Typhoon Wind’,” Wuten says, eyeing the other four and lowering the meatball back down under the spaghetti floor. “In fact, I should ask all of you the same thing.”
  140. >He turns and looks at each individual pegasi. “Ivy Whisper. Thunder Storm. Streaking Comet. Flash Kick,” he names each one, “And finally, Typhoon Wind and Sonic Boom. Quite clever creations, wouldn’t you agree?”
  141. >”What’re ya talking about?!” Flash Kick scowls at the unicorn. “So what if you know our names?”
  142. >”I know much more than that, Flash Kick,” Wuten grins. “You are quite the little thief, after all.”
  143. >His eyes widen. “Wh-what do you mean?!”
  144. >”You are a thief. Remember all those years ago, at the slumber party?” Wuten asks, walking towards the shorter pegasus. “You stole Anon’s Genesis record, and then used that to try and steal Sonic Boom away from Typhoon Wind. Do you remember all of that?” he smirks, now in the face of the pegasus, causing him to step back a bit.
  145. >”I see I’ve made my point,” Wuten grins, turning away from Flash Kick, and returning to you. “Now Anon, will you cooperate, or will I have to force you once again?”
  146. >You scowl angrily; he’s backed you into a corner.
  147. “…What do you want me to do? Do you expect me to make up for all that’s happened because of me?”
  148. >Wuten laughs. “No, silly, I expect you to come back with me to the real world. And that goes for all of you; everyone here, excluding Rainbow Dash, is coming back with me to the real world, whether they want to, or not.”
  149. >”Why would we do that?!” Typhoon growls, “What did we ever do to you?”
  150. >”I brought all of you into existence,” Wuten says, turning to the taller pegasus. “With the stroke of my own will, I created your personality, your appearance, everything down to the very last detail of your existence. Your past experiences, and even that game that you play, Typhoon, is one that I created one day when I was bored and needed to pass the time,” he smirks up as the pegasus lands on the ground.
  151. >”If you’re telling the truth, then you won’t mind if I beat you at it, then?” Typhoon grins, knowing the familiar ground of the game. “It’s been a while since I had a decent challenge.”
  152. >”Wonderful!” Wuten grins. “If you win, I’ll leave and never disturb you again. However, if I win…” Wuten says, his horn glowing an orange aura, “Anon and all of you will come with me without a fight.”
  153. >”You’re on.”
  154.  
  155. >”I… I lost…” Typhoon’s eyes widen as Wuten took his last piece. It was as if he knew every move that the pegasus would make before it even happened. “But… how?”
  156. >”You don’t get it yet, do you?” Wuten sighs. “Being your creator, I know everything that goes on in the heads of my creations.
  157. >Typhoon sat back, his eyes filled with almost complete terror. “Then… then you cheated!” he says frantically, pointing a hoof at Wuten.
  158. >”Ah, but you have as well,” Wuten grins. “In an alternate timeline, I had you end up with Ingirun once, and Flash Kick would be with Sonic Boom, in order to complete a fan-favorite combination of mine,” he walks around the pegasus.
  159. >”Wh-what?!” Sonic Boom looks down at the unicorn. “Him and… and Ingirun?!”
  160. >”Of course,” Wuten snickers. “Besides, you wouldn’t have been mad. After all, you remember your time at summer camp all those years ago, correct?”
  161. >Sonic Boom’s eyes widen. “B-but I never did-!”
  162. >Wuten laughs. “Maybe not. But you thought about it.”
  163. “Typhoon, Sonic Boom, don’t listen to him! He’s just messing with your heads!”
  164. >The two of them nod at you, and then glare at the unicorn.
  165. >“You’ll pay for what you’ve done!” Streaking Comet comes out of nowhere and lunges at him, wings outstretched.
  166. >Wuten’s horn glows orange, and suddenly Comet has been stopped in his tracks. “Hah! Did you honestly think you could take someone like me head-on? I’ll show you the errors of your folly,” he says, and the glow intensifies.
  167. >Comet wails out in pain, and you can hear the sound of Comet’s wing bones breaking as Wuten’s magic crumples them into nothing, before ripping them out of their sockets.
  168. >”And now…” Wuten grins, stamping his hooves into the floor, “To return you to your true form!” he says, the glow increasing in brightness as Comet’s body becomes enveloped in a blinding light, forcing all to shield their eyes from it.
  169. >As the light dimmed, you saw a… different figure. You heard it land on two feet.
  170. >…Wait a minute…
  171. >…Two feet?!
  172. >”Yes, Anon; this is what my power is. Creating the strangest moments possible, and then causing the onlookers to realize it through the spontaneous creation of a random substance,” Wuten grins, turning to look at you. “In this case, the easiest to distinguish would be spaghetti, as you can see here.”
  173. >The figure lands on all four of his limbs, staring down at the ground.
  174. >His head is bald and he has a goatee, is wearing glasses, and is wearing a purple shirt and jeans.
  175. >And, hanging out of his jean pockets… were noodles. Noodles everywhere.
  176. >”Ugh, wha…?” he turns and looks around; all of the pegasi are in complete shock as to what had just happened then. “What just…!” he gasps, looking down at his hands. “What happened to my hooves?!”
  177. >”You aren’t a pegasus, Comet,” Wuten says, walking over to him. “Or, should I call you ‘Shanked’, as you are so commonly known?”
  178. >”What?” Comet turns and looks up at the unicorn. “What are you talking about?!”
  179. >”This is your true form, Shanked. You were a human that was dragged into Equestria alongside Anon. However, since I only wanted one human running around, I wiped your mind of all memory and brought you here as a baby colt. The same goes for the rest of you,” Wuten says, turning around to face the other pegasi.
  180. >Shanked stands up awkwardly, shivering a bit from the new form, before stumbling over to the sofa, holding onto the noodles to support him standing up.
  181. >You’re just standing there, watching the entire spectacle play out before you, helpless as Wuten instills terror into all of them.
  182. >”Let’s see… who’s next?” he asks, turning to the rest of the group. “Hm… let’s see…” he grins, turning to look at Typhoon. “Ah, the great genius of the group, Typhoon Wind. I wonder how you’ll perform as a human next-”
  183. >”Enough,” you hear a commanding, yet calm voice echo around you.
  184. >Fucking Celestia, coming to the rescue.
  185. >Yeah, she’ll save you!
  186. >An explosion and blinding light occurs outside, and you see not only Celestia, but Luna as well, appear and walk inside.
  187. >”You’ve made a grave mistake revealing yourself, ‘Wuten’,” Celestia says, her eyes piercing through him. “Now, you will see the error of your ways.”
  188. >Luna walks in behind her sister, and nods at you, before returning her gaze to Wuten. “We have realized that Discord was not the true villain in this; rather, it was you!” she exclaims, pointing at the unicorn.
  189. >He laughs, holding up his forehooves. “Oh, you’ve caught me! Now whatever shall I do against two goddesses?”
  190. >”You’ll surrender and leave this place, never to return,” Celestia frowns, “Or suffer the ultimate consequences for your actions.” She turns to Shanked, frowning at him. “Turning helpless pegasi into humans… just who do you think you are?!”
  191. >”I am Wuten, and I’m just a simple unicorn with a bit more power than he knows to do with,” he says, standing back down on all fours. “And you’re right about one thing; you should have never worried about Discord having anything to do with this. He is of no concern to me at this point.”
  192. >Luna eyes the unicorn. “What are you talking about?”
  193. >”Discord is in the castle gardens, a place where neither myself, nor Anon, nor Sonic Boom or his friends, have ever gone. The fact is, they were never in any sort of proximity to Discord in order to make any sort of threat,” he says, walking forward. “And now, that both of you have so foolishly revealed yourselves…” he mocks her quote from earlier, “I will show you what happens to those who stand in my way.”
  194. >Large spaghetti noodles lash out at the two alicorns, but they do not flinch; instead, their horns glow, and the orange aura around the large noodles dissipates, and the noodles fall to the ground.
  195. >”I’m impressed; not everyp0ny can do that, even alicorns,” Wuten grins, before his horn glows once again, more intensely this time, and fires a large, red beam at the two alicorn sisters.
  196. >Their horns glow as well, and they fire off their own beams at Wuten’s, the power matching his easily.
  197. >”You’ve caused enough trouble here, Wuten; now begone from this world!” Luna shouts, her horn glowing even more of a dark purple, her beam increasing in power.
  198. >You’re grinning at this point; Wuten’s going to be overpowered for sure.
  199. >But wait… why is he grinning?
  200. >”A shame you won’t be there to see it,” Wuten grits his teeth, before his horn glows even brighter, and spaghetti noodles lash around the alicorns’ legs, trapping them.
  201. >…Oh, fuck.
  202. >”Now you won’t get in my way!” he laughs, his beam overpowering the now-distracted alicorns, blasting them outside the door and covering them in red, sticky tomato sauce.
  203. >This fucking unicorn just defeated the two goddess ponies.
  204. >Fuck.
  205.  
  206. >”Now then, where were we?” Wuten grins, turning to the rest of the stunned pegasi. They are all stunned, unable to do anything due to fear.
  207. >He raises a hoof, and points. “Flash Kick,” he says, walking forward. “You’re next.”
  208. >The shorter pegasi tries flying off, but is quickly trapped in a similar manner that the alicorn sisters were; by the legs with spaghetti noodles.
  209. >Damn, these must be some kind of new spaghetti, that won’t break no matter what.
  210. >You reluctantly grab onto a nearby table, attempting to break off a piece.
  211. >Nope. Cold and hard as a rock.
  212. >Well, that explains why they’re almost unbreakable noodles.
  213. >Wuten grins, before his horn glows once again, the noodles lowering Flash Kick helplessly down to him. “Now… awaken as your real self, Gadget!”
  214. >Flash Kick lets out a scream as his body glows brightly, and similar to Comet’s transformation, his body begins to warp and twist into that of another male human.
  215. >This one has short hair, and wears the same outfit that Flash Kick wore, but inside of the jean jacket… a t-shirt with Trixie on it?
  216. >The fuck?
  217. >”What… what have you done to me?!” Flash Kick yells angrily at the unicorn.
  218. >”You are Gadget, another human I brought here. And similar to Shanked, I transformed you into a pony instead.”
  219. >”No… no, this can’t be…” Flash Kick mutters, still sitting there, dumbfounded as Wuten moves to the next pegasi.
  220. >”Thunder Storm.”
  221. >The large pegasus’ eyes widen, and he steps backward once.
  222. >”You… you monster!” Thunder’s voice trembles a bit, eyeing Flash Kick for a moment before returning to Wuten. “What kind of sick mind does this sort of thing?”
  223. >”The kind that enjoys throwing a game together and watching it play out,” Wuten says, his horn glowing once again. “However, a game master must always know when the game must end…”
  224. >He fires an orange beam of light at Thunder Storm, causing his body to writhe around and wail out in agony as it squirms around on the floor, slowly transforming into that of a human.
  225. >This one is wearing a black business suit, with curly brown hair and similar eye color to what Thunder had originally. His body is more buff than the other two, but that would do him little good at this point; it seems that Wuten’s spell sapped him of his strength.
  226. >”You…” Thunder growls, lunging forward at the unicorn, but collapsing due to his body expending too much energy during the transformation for him to be able to move properly.
  227. >”Such a shame. At least your name was similar to your actual name. Now then,” Wuten says, walking away to the next pegasi, “Ivy Whisper...”
  228. >Her eyes widen and she trembles in place, unable to move as Wuten draws his horn ever so closer to her…
  229. “That’s enough!”
  230. >You walk forward, stepping between Wuten and Ivy.
  231. “I don’t care who you are. I don’t care where you’re from. I don’t care if you were able to defeat the two Princesses! You have no right to be pulling this kind of bullshit and getting away with it!”
  232. >You charge at the unicorn, whose eyes widen a bit at your sudden advance.
  233. >You leap up, and bring your leg around to clock him once again in the jaw…
  234. >And you’re stopped just inches before you reach him.
  235. >Wait… what the hell?!
  236. >Your body is coated in an orange glow.
  237. >You turn and look at Wuten; his horn is glowing, and he has a scowl on his face.
  238. >”Did you -honestly- think you could try something like that?!” he growls angrily, before sending you flying back once again at the wall, causing Rainbow and Sonic Boom to yelp out in shock as they see you crash once again into another wall.
  239. >”It’s a shame. Being thrown around like a helpless dog isn’t like you, Anonymous,” Wuten says, walking over to you before giving you a swift kick in the side. “Come on, Anon, get up! I was going to be nice, but your outburst has left me with a bad taste in my mouth…”
  240. >He lifts your head to eye level with his, and presses his forehead against yours to where your eyes were almost touching.
  241. >”And I hate having a bad taste in my mouth.”
  242. >You do the one thing you can think of to retaliate at this point.
  243. >You’ve been saving this up for the perfect occasion.
  244. >The moment of truth.
  245. >You rear your head back, and smack your forehead against his snout.
  246. >He steps back and you quickly get to your feet, before shooting a spit wad right at him.
  247. >He gasps at the sudden retaliation.
  248. >…He shouldn’t have done that.
  249. >Because it landed.
  250. >Right.
  251. >In.
  252. >His.
  253. >Mouth.
  254. >He quickly spits it out, before giving you an angry scowl and charging towards you.
  255. >Typhoon and Ivy quickly rush over to your aid, standing between you and Wuten.
  256. >Ivy growls angrily, a strange bout of confidence returning to her. “I’m not going to sit back and let you do this to my friends!” she exclaims, stomping her hoof on the ground.
  257. >Wuten can barely stifle his laughter. “Hah! And just what do you plan on doing?”
  258. >She leaps up, and charges the unicorn.
  259. >Bad idea.
  260. >”Too bad. Let’s see you fly when I take away your wings like the others!” he grins, his horn emanating the orange glow before side-stepping out of the way, dodging Ivy’s initial charge.
  261. >”Not so fast!” she scowls, using the spaghetti-textured floor to push off toward the unicorn, eyes filled with newfound confidence.
  262. >”Too slow.”
  263. >Before Ivy can react, Wuten charges the mare with his horn, tapping it onto the mare’s forehead before leaping to the side.
  264. >Ivy stops abruptly, and stares at Wuten for a split second, her irises trembling as she tried to focus.
  265. >Suddenly, she let out a blood-curdling scream, as the spell took its effect.
  266. >”Welcome to the party, Xeno!” Wuten laughs as the mare slowly began to transform.
  267. >She turned into… a he?
  268. >What the hell?
  269. >This human is wearing a green shirt and faded jean-shorts, and short, blonde hair. He looks down at himself, with wide eyes. “What… why am I…” he mutters, staring down at his crotch.
  270. >”Long story,” Wuten says, sighing before turning to you once again. “Now then…” he says, walking towards you, a sly grin on his face.
  271. >”Don’t you lay a hoof on him!” Typhoon scowls at the unicorn, standing between you and him. “You have no right to be doing this to us!”
  272. >Wuten eyes the one with the glasses, and laughs. “Hah! What’s gotten into you, Aether? I thought you enjoyed a good game.”
  273. >Typhoon’s eyes widen, but quickly grow fierce once again. “My name is Typhoon, and you’d do good to remember that!”
  274. >Wuten laughs even louder this time, before grinning and stamping his feet down. “Oh, is that so?” he says, before his horn starts glowing once again. “Alright, ‘Typhoon’, you’ll be next then!”
  275. >Sonic Boom watches as her lover stands fast against the unicorn. “Typhoon!” she calls out as Wuten launches a glowing orange beam at the pegasus.
  276. >He looks up at her and smiles, before turning and charging head-on into the blast.
  277. >They connect, and Typhoon’s body immediately begins to writhe in pain on the ground, his mechanical wings creating loud creaking noises as they are crushed by the unicorn’s magic, before falling to the ground.
  278. >”NO!!” she cries out, her eyes wide and tears flowing down her face as she watches his form twist and turn, the scene forever burned into her mind.
  279. >The glow around Typhoon slowly begins to fade, and he is lowered to the ground.
  280. >He still wears the same outfit as before, the black shirt and red vest, but now he has jeans on. His hair is a lighter brown, and he stands much taller than you do.
  281. >Suppose height scaled during Wuten’s initial spell? Probably.
  282. >He landed on his hands and knees, on the ground in front of Wuten.
  283. >”Welcome back, Aether,” he grins, before lightly tapping the human’s shoulder, knocking him to the side and onto his back.
  284. >”Typhoon!” Sonic Boom exclaims, looking down at the human, struggling in the bindings of the noodles.
  285. >He smiles up at her, and gives her a thumbs-up. “Hey… I’m alright…” he grins, before his hand falls to the ground, and he passes out.
  286. >Sonic Boom lets out an anguished wail, struggling in her bindings with eyes of pure rage.
  287. >”You MONSTER!” she cries out, tugging and pulling against the noodles, but to no avail.
  288. >Wuten looks up at her, and scoffs. “Monster? Me? Child, I’m no monster,” he says, walking up to her. “I’m simply creating order once again in this world. Do you honestly think a creature like your father was meant to live here?”
  289. >Sonic Boom scowls down at him, hissing through her gritted teeth. “He’s my Dad, I don’t care what you think! Let us go and leave us alone!”
  290. >”I wish I could do such a thing, Sonic Boom,” Wuten grins, brushing her chin with his hoof before turning back to you, “However there is work to be done, and order must be restored to this world.”
  291. >”Order?” Rainbow scowls. “You come here and tell ‘us’ about order?!” she says, struggling as well against the noodles. “You said that you did this for fun; this is anything BUT order!”
  292. >Wuten shakes his head, before continuing towards you. “I did do this for fun. And now, it’s time for me to return these humans to the real world,” he says, his horn glowing once again.
  293. “…Wait…”
  294. >You mutter out, getting up on one knee, looking up at the unicorn.
  295. “Just… let me have a few moments with my family. That’s all I ask.”
  296. >You hang your head in defeat, standing up a bit awkwardly and using all of your strength just to stand.
  297. >He thinks for a moment. “Very well. However, the rest will not have that same comfort.”
  298. >The other humans that were still conscious look up at the unicorn with wide eyes.
  299. >”What… do you mean?!” the human that was Comet asks, struggling to stand against the sofa.
  300. >”Goodbye, Shanked,” Wuten grins, his horn glowing and levitating the human in an orange aura.
  301. >”Wha-?!” the human tries to ask, but is interrupted by his body erupting in a large flash of light, and then vanishing.
  302. >Sonic Boom’s eyes widen. “…Comet?”
  303. >”Gone,” Wuten says, turning to look at her. “Sent back to his true home, wiped of all memory of his life here. I must say it was very entertaining while it lasted.”
  304. >The other humans all gasp as they too are lifted into the air.
  305. >”And now for the others,” Wuten says, as each one individually disappears with a flash of light.
  306. >”No…” Sonic Boom watches as each individual friend of hers disappears.
  307. >Finally, all that remains is Typhoon.
  308. >”Aether was such a good sport. I’m sure he’ll want to return to his normal life, though,” Wuten says, and the final human vanishes in a blinding flash, just like the others.
  309. >Sonic Boom’s eyes widen, and she hangs her head, tears rolling out of her eyes. “T-Typhoon…” her voice quivers a bit, her heart finally breaking.
  310. >Wuten turns to look at you. “You have five minutes. I’ll wait outside,” he says, stamping one hoof to the ground, retracting the two noodle tendrils, releasing the remaining two ponies. “Don’t try to leave. I’ll know if you do.”
  311. >You nod as the unicorn walks out of the house, and then you make your way over to Rainbow and Sonic Boom.
  312. >Rainbow looks at you with teary eyes and quickly, both of them pull you into a tight embrace.
  313. >You return their embraces, feeling their hot tears slowly falling onto your shirt.
  314. >You can’t blame them, either; even in your own eyes you feel tears starting to form.
  315. >”Dad… you’re not really going to go through with this… right?” Sonic Boom buries her face into your neck.
  316. >Rainbow does the same. “You can’t just let him do this, Anon; he’s just playing you, what if he doesn’t go away after this?”
  317. >You wrap your hands around the back of their heads, holding them tightly.
  318. “I have to, Rainbow. Sonic Boom.”
  319. >You look between them.
  320. “I can’t thank both of you enough for these years together. We’ve all had memories that’ll last a lifetime.”
  321. >Rainbow gives you a reassuring smile, and places a small kiss on your cheek. “Anon. I don’t think I could ever thank you enough, either. You were my bro for years… and then you and I had Sonic Boom… she’s been the greatest thing to ever happen to me,” she says, tears in her eyes, turning to smile at your daughter.
  322. >Sonic Boom looks up at you with tears in her eyes. “Don’t go…” she mutters softly, burying even further into your neck. “I… I’ve already lost Typhoon, Dad. If you go, I…”
  323. >You release Rainbow for a few moments to focus only on Sonic Boom.
  324. “Sonic Boom. I’ve seen you grow from just a little foal, into the mare you are today. You have the strongest spirit of any mare I’ve ever known your age.”
  325. >She looks up at you, tears still in her eyes.
  326. “And I couldn’t be more proud to be your father.”
  327. >She sniffles a bit, rubbing the tears away with her hoof, before giving you a weak smile. “Th… thank you, Dad…” she mutters, before pulling you into another hug, wrapping her hooves tightly around your neck, and you can feel the tears once again landing on your shirt.
  328. >”I’ll never forget you, Dad…”
  329.  
  330. >You walk outside, and you see Wuten standing next to the recovering bodies of the alicorn princesses.
  331. >”You’ll not get away with this…” Celestia mutters, scowling at the unicorn. “I will not allow it…”
  332. >Wuten grins, kneeling down next to the white alicorn.
  333. >”I don’t think you are in any position to be making threats,” Wuten grins, sitting on the ground next to the Princess, plate of spaghetti in hoof, and taking a large chomp out of not just the spaghetti, but the plate itself.
  334. >…What?
  335. >He grins and turns to look at you. “Ah, Anon; I assume you’re ready to go, then?”
  336. >You scowl and give him the finger, and he snickers.
  337. >”Oh, don’t be like that. I’m sure you want to get back to your life you had.”
  338. “Shut the fuck up. Just get it over with.”
  339. >Wuten grins and nods, lowering his head and aiming his hoof at you. “Don’t worry. You’ll not feel a thing,” he says, the horn glowing once again, before firing at you.
  340. >”NO!” you hear a voice call out.
  341. >The blast firing from his horn is just meters away from you.
  342. >A blue streak swoops down between you and the blast, and intercepts it before crashing to the ground.
  343. >You turn and look at…
  344. >Sonic Boom?!
  345. >She’s silent for a few moments, before letting out a wail of pain as her body glows in a flash of light, her body slowly changing.
  346. >No…
  347. ”Wuten, you BASTARD!”
  348. >You let out a furious roar as you charge at the unicorn, fully ready to tear him apart.
  349. >He quickly reacts, his eyes widening as his horn glows once again.
  350. >Suddenly he’s lost concentration; a human quickly dashes faster than you could ever run at him, knocking him in the side and sending the blast up into the sky.
  351. >”Go Dad, now! RUN!” she exclaims, looking at you with a serious face.
  352. >You nod, taking off running, Rainbow Dash following close behind you as you two speed off as fast as your legs and wings could carry the both of you.
  353.  
  354. >”You… I’ll make you pay for that!” Wuten growls out, an angry scowl on his face as Sonic Boom holds him down.
  355. >”What’re ya gonna do, huh?” she grins down at him. “After all…” she says, gripping his horn, “You can’t cast anything without the use of your horn.”
  356. >Wuten scowls, and looks up at her. “What do you want?”
  357. >”You to leave and never to come back again,” she says, grinning.
  358. >”What do I get in return, then?”
  359. >”Nothing, you fucker,” she scowls, tightening her grip on the horn.
  360. >She seems to have gotten the hang of moving as a human rather quickly.
  361. >”Agh, ah- Alright, alright! Fine!” Wuten grits his teeth, looking up at her. “I’ll leave.”
  362. >”And never come back!” Sonic Boom growls angrily, her eyes meeting his.
  363. >”Yes, yes, fine!” he squints his eyes.
  364. >She nods, and releases his horn. “I’m holding you to that.”
  365. >She stands up, and gets off of him, walking away. “Also, change me back to normal, please,” she says. “I love being in the image of my Dad, but I don’t like having these up here,” she points at her breasts. “It’s a bit awkward for me to run.”
  366. >Wuten gets to his hooves, and glares at her. “Don’t worry,” he says, a sly grin curling across his face, “You’ll not do running where you’re going.”
  367. >His horn begins to glow, and Sonic Boom barely has time to run before he fires the blast at her, scoring a direct hit in her back, causing her to wail out in agony as her body disappears in a flash of light.
  368. >”Now, to find Anon…” Wuten sighs, walking in the direction he saw you and Rainbow Dash run off to, spaghetti growing at each footstep he takes.
  369.  
  370. “Do you think we lost him?”
  371. >”I think so,” Rainbow says, turning to look behind the two of you.
  372. >”I don’t think so.”
  373. >Your eyes shoot open wide as you jump away from the male voice, turning to look at him.
  374. >Slowly, the figure of a pony materializes in front of you.
  375. >His insides are… noodles?
  376. >After the skeleton is formed, he cakes himself in spaghetti sauce, before two large meatballs work their way up to his eye sockets.
  377. >His horn glows, and it finally solidifies into the form you recognize as Wuten.
  378. >”And it’s time for you to go, Anon,” he growls, before his horn glows once again as he steps toward you, anger in his eyes. “You’ve dragged this on for much too long; it’s time to end it!”
  379. >”No!” Rainbow Dash yells, stepping between the two of you. “I won’t let you touch him!”
  380. >”Rainbow Dash, I warned you once, but it seems you haven’t learned your lesson yet. Stay,” he growls, and she becomes enveloped in the orange glow. “Out. Of. My. WAY!” he shouts, swinging his head and launching her away from you and stepping forward until the two of you are just inches apart.
  381. >”It’s time to end this,” he says, pressing his horn against your chest. “And this time you’re not getting away.”
  382. >The horn glows, and it fires a blast directly at you.
  383. >The last things you hear are Rainbow’s anguished cries as you’re sucked into a singularity, traveling at light-speed through the depths of dimensions.
  384.  
  385. >You wake up.
  386. >In your room.
  387. >You woke up before your alarm. Again.
  388. >It’s March 12th, 2012, and you might as well get ready.
  389. >Work’s gonna be tough today. After all, you’ve been gone for nearly 13 years, you’ll need to remember how to do programming.
  390. >Good thing you’ve got your laptop with you so you can look at and relearn how to code.
  391.  
  392. >Sonic Boom’s eyes slowly flutter open, and she looks up.
  393. >She’s not in front of her house anymore.
  394. >In fact, this… isn’t even Equestria.
  395. >There’s spaghetti. Spaghetti everywhere.
  396. >She slowly gets to her feet.
  397. >Wait, feet?
  398. >Damn it, Wuten didn’t transform her back to normal.
  399. >She looks around, trying to get a feel for her surroundings.
  400. >There’s something that looks similar to a cottage nearby.
  401. >Made of spaghetti, of course.
  402. >She decides it’s probably in her best interest not to go in.
  403. >She quickly speeds off in the opposite direction, for what seems like miles.
  404. >Eventually, she slows to a stop.
  405. >”Damn, running as a human is a lot harder than I thought it was… Dad must’ve been a pretty good runner,” she says, panting slightly and resting against a tree.
  406. >A spaghetti tree.
  407. >With a giant meatball as leaves. The hell?
  408. >Her ears perk up when she hears a “ding” sound nearby.
  409. >She quickly slips behind the tree, hidden, away from where the sound came from.
  410. >She peeks out after about twenty seconds, to see…
  411. >…A small black thing on the ground?
  412. >She slowly stalks over to it, making sure to check her surroundings every split second she can as she creeps over to the black object.
  413. >She finally reaches it, and gets a good look at it.
  414. >It has two rectangular surfaces, the top one glass with a “Welcome!” message plastered onto it. The bottom one has small square and rectangular buttons on it, each with a letter or symbol on it.
  415. >”…This must be what a computer is,” she mutters to herself. “Dad mentioned it was something like this.”
  416. >She quickly looks around, before picking up the computer and scurrying off to hide in a nearby forest.
  417. >…Of spaghetti.
  418. >Seriously, this is a lot of fucking spaghetti.
  419.  
  420. >”Alright, let’s see…” she mutters, moving her finger along the touch pad. “Here! The ‘Internet’,” she says, before tapping the pad and opening a web browser. “Hehe! It’s so fast!” she exclaims happily.
  421. >It opens up to Google.
  422. >”Hm… maybe it knows something about Wuten…” she mutters, typing in his name using just her index fingers on the keys.
  423. >”Alright, ‘Wuten’s Pastebin’… Hey! That one has my name in it!” she exclaims, clicking on it.
  424. >”‘Anon in Equestria’?” she continues piecing things together.
  425. >”Where are all of these things? This… 4Chan…” she mutters as the answer spells itself out for her.
  426. >”I need to find it there!”
  427. >She immediately goes to work, searching through every single hint she gets, before finally reaching the Anon in Equestria thread.
  428. >”Alright, let’s see… post… post…” she mutters, typing in a quick message and posting it onto the thread.
  429. “Hello all! You may not know me, but I’m Sonic Boom, and my Dad’s name is Anon! Um… I don’t quite know how to work this thing, but I’ll be keeping an eye on it, and if any of you see my Dad, or any of my friends, please let me know! I think Wuten said their names were… Aether, Shanked, Thunder, Xeno, and Gadget? I don’t quite remember, but if any of you can help, please do!
  430. ~Sonic Boom
  431.  
  432. >She sits back, and looks up at the sky.
  433. >The clouds are meatballs.
  434. >”Well, at least I won’t go hungry here…”
  435. >She spots a small, blue icon on the computer.
  436. >It has an “S” on it.
  437. >”Huh… wonder what this is?” she asks herself, clicking on it.
  438. >”…Skype?”
  439.  
  440. >FINAL END.
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