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- >Another day in the land of pony shenanigans
- >as a man who is a jack of all trades, have a record for fixing a lot of random shit!
- >and today is another day at the office or in this case, at home
- >your friends got back from a dungeon and came back with a chest
- >a chest that can't be opened physically OR magically
- >they just gave up trying to open it in the dungeon and on the way back home
- >they also tried to sell it as a relic but fell flat
- >so they gave it to you
- >you're pretty sure they wanted to get rid of it and thought of you
- >guess who's getting a human turd in their front garden in the future!?
- >since you have it, might as well get it looking pretty again
- >having it on your workbench, you examine the damage
- >This typical wooden chest has rusting green brass covering its edges while the wood looks quite faded
- >creating a lemon and baking soda paste, you cover the brass with a soft cloth that you can find and rub it in
- >...the one your using now was made from your old boxer shorts
- >that's what happens when an obsessive SOMEPONY tries to steal from you
- >ripped in her mouth...she got most of it
- >who knows what she did with it
- >with a soft small wash cloth, you wipe it off and apply metal polish up in this bitch
- >gotta keep the rust from returning
- >and now the wood part
- >you have a few wood finish colors to choose from but what would fit?
- >looking away from your workbench, you check the colors to choose from
- >oak brown is too plain
- >fuck the pine because it clashes with the brass
- >if rarity heard that thought, she would be so proud
- >might as well go for the purple heart finish and polish
- >gold and purple always seem to go together
- >aannnddd done!
- >just let this little chest to dry and you have yourself...something
- >what ARE you going to do with it anyway?
- >sell it as decor?
- >a foot rest?
- >a random chair?
- >...ah HA!
- >you will put it in your room and put it at the foot of your bed
- >if that bitch comes back to steal shit again, she will see the chest and try to open it
- >pretend to sleep with a bat at the ready and..
- >Wack-a-theif will be the new best hobby!
- >perfect!
- >this calls for victory lunch
- >as you are about to leave the room, you look at your latest masterpiece
- >it looks like it was made only yesterday
- >and with this world filled with color up the ass, nobody would suspect a thing
- >with a smirk, you head to the kitchen to create something so good for your stomach that your gut would feel like it just came
- >
- [spoiler]>*inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale*
- >he is so nice
- >he is soo handsome
- >his scent is sooo Delicious
- >you NEED him![/spoiler]
- >
- >your stomach came elephants from that glorious seasoned steak
- >getting meat is a pain in this town full of vegetarians
- >but it's soooo worth it
- >you have a big towel under your arm and heading to the chest
- >oops, you left the room messy with your rags scattered
- >after quickly putting the used rags in the bucket that says "Clean Me", you put the towel on the floor and unroll
- >don't want to drag the chest AND ruin the work you put into it
- >and also the floor
- >lifting the chest on both sides is not easy
- >it's fairly heavy
- >whatever is in this thing, feels like it's full of it
- >you place it in the towel and start pushing it to your room, often checking if the towel is where it should be
- >hello bedroom
- >now for the best part
- >you pick up the chest and waddle to the foot of your bed
- >and gently place it down
- >you step back to see its placement
- >it's aliened and strait
- >it's also brighter in color than the rest of the room
- >the perfect decoy
- >you pat the chest and grab the towel
- >put it in the laundry pile, A.K.A. the corner of the room
- >Getting into your pjs, you leap into bed and check your small bat under the pillow
- >still there, thirsty for a whacking
- >this will be a good night, you are sure of it
- >
- >a few hours later
- >
- >all the lights are out
- >it's hard to see but you manage
- >you are very bored and quite tired
- >you still have some excitement and it's the reason you are not asleep
- >but damn it stalking thieving pony, hurry up already!
- >you hear a scrapping sound from the the foot of the bed
- >it's time to crack some skulls
- >you slowly reach under the pillow
- >inch by inch until you firmly grab the handle
- >the small noise is getting quieter
- >3..2..1..
- >you leap on your bed so that you are standing
- >Making a war cry
- HHHAAAAAAaaaaaa???
- >nothing is there
- >Nothing!!!...
- >where's the chest?
- >you look to the door but it's closed
- >your right reveals just your lamp and stand
- >turning to your left to find the chest
- >what the hell is going on?
- >you attempt to look over the chest to see somepony behind it
- >but you hear a click
- >you quickly look to the source of the noise
- >the lid just opened just a crack
- >how is it open now?
- >didn't they tell you that it was permanently locked?
- >did that slut find a way and hid in the box?
- >only one way to find out
- >you nudge the lid open with your bat and see a bizarre but scary sight
- >the inside walls was covered in some sort of thick pink flesh
- >squirming and leaking of some sort of liquid
- >looking into the chest itself reveals a darken hole that doesn't seem to end
- >something other than the walls moved down there
- >you cautiously get closer to look deeper
- >appendages burst from the darkness and quickly wrap around your neck
- >they just as quickly yank half of you into the chest, making you drop your bat
- >the lid rim fell on your lower back
- >100% freaking out
- >you try to pull off these things around your neck while trying to wiggle yourself out
- >there's almost no visual in here except for the open parts of the lid
- >it is humid as hell in here and it's getting hard to breath
- >then you hear something odd
- >a giggle?
- >as you continue to struggle, you look further down
- >you see two lights coming up
- >are those bits?
- >there getting closer and they seem attach to a-
- >NOPE!
- >those are eyes!
- >those are creepy, metallic, golden eyes!
- >it's getting harder to struggle with the lack of air in here
- >as it gets one inch from your face, you see it looks like a pony
- >but with the lack of light in here, you are guessing (Her?) fur is the same color as the walls
- >you both are staring at each other
- >your too tired to move and you don't want to piss her off
- >she closes the gap and quickly kisses you on your lips
- >[Brain shut down. Restarting]
- >something living in the chest has trapped you in here and kissed you
- >so many questions are wanting to come out of your mouth
- >but that's cut short by her small giggle again
- >the lid flies open and the appendages toss you out of the chest and onto the bed
- >and the chest also hops onto the end of the bed
- >taking lungs fur of air, you are gaining your senses as well as gaining your strength back
- >but not by much
- >the lid flies open again and the creature flies out and land on your chest
- >knocking the wind out of you
- >still very weak, you can only gaze at it
- >your room has more vision so you can see much better and examine her completely
- >this thing looks like a pony but things are off
- >her mane is a big tongue
- >her fur was actually flesh like the inner walls of her box
- >and not outside mammal skin but like the inside of your mouth kind of skin
- >her tail is more flesh, long and its trail ends into the chest
- >she is also covered in light coat of clear liquid
- >in short, she must be the whole tongue for this creature
- >or maybe she is the creature?
- >this is confusing as all hell right now
- >and right now, she is breathing deeply on your chest and rubbing her head against you
- >looking like she is licking you
- >this would have been cute if it weren't so bizarre right now
- >"This is your fault, you know."
- >what?
- Wh-What do you mean?
- >"You stole my heart and now..."
- >she deeply sniffs you
- >"...I shall return the favor."
- But we just met. Why do you want me?
- >"I maybe inside my box but I know what happens around me."
- >she rubs her head on you, licking you?
- >"You taking me into your home."
- >her hooves come up from her sides
- >"You paint me pretty."
- >she wraps her forearms around your neck again
- >"You rubbed your scent onto me~"
- My scent? What are you talking about?
- >"Oh don't pretend you don't know. Rubbing that cloth and paste all over my metal bits...you naughty colt."
- >...fuck, you used your ripped underwear to polish her
- >how were you supposed to know she was alive?
- >"The taste of you drives me wild! And now...you~. are~. mine~."
- >she pulls half of your body into the chest
- >which was easy because you are still regaining strength and two, her chest was on its side
- >"Now, no peaking~"
- >the lid rim almost hits your neck
- >the feeling of your pants being pulled down got your attention
- >something moist is touching every spot of your skin that's exposed
- >that and there's a lot of warmth down there
- >!!!
- >something gripped your boys
- >you try to grab the lick but a sucking sensation stopped your hands in mid air
- >the flaccid rod AND jewels
- >it definitely feels like she is dead thirsty and you are the tap to a keg
- >her moaning in there sounds gentle as a kitten but demanding like a lion
- >it isn't long before you feel like you're full mast
- >and soon after, the sucking stops
- >you wish you can see this but the lid got you pinned down
- >then what feels like a ass is sitting on your dick
- >you look over the lid and nothing is there
- >not even your legs
- >and that's quite creepy
- >but the weight makes you believe somepony is there and she knows what she wants
- >your tower enters something snug but VERY warm
- >like fresh pair of pants from the dryer warm
- >whatever you entered, has took your entire length
- >along with some ponythings butt slamming against yours
- >you let out a grunt you didn't know you had
- >the walls of her chest expand and rest snuggly against your lower half
- >you can't move your legs now
- >she starts to quickly pump your cock
- >but not without landing on your pelvis every time she hilts
- >you picture her slamming into you in a reversed cowgirl position
- >your moans and hers mix together in the room like some sort of ecstasy filled musical number
- >what was also weird is her almost violent slamming isn't moving the bed at all
- >if she goes at this speed, she will make you cum too soon
- >unfortunately, you man meat wont listen to you
- I'm about to-to-to cum!
- >her bouncing stops and she just hilts you again
- >she starts grinding back and forth
- >"Go ahead, give it to me~. I want to taste your seed."
- >her words flowed like chocolate and in seconds you went over the edge
- >what ever hole you're in, has a very tight grip around your sausage as you squirt your man milk into her
- >you are panting hard while she coos one last time
- >her walls retract and let your legs go
- >she too leaves your lap
- >her lid lifts away and see her crawling on you to kiss you
- >"That was the best meal I ever had, my little jewel~."
- >she hugs your chest and rubs her head on you again
- >this sex exercise has gotten you very sleepy
- >you almost didn't hear her say "Get some sleep for tomorrow, I want more~"
- >then darkness
- >The following days were just that
- >everyday you ended work, you would go to your room
- >you lock the door
- >you tell her you day as well as her past adventures
- >and you "feed" her your spunk everyday
- >she is the weirdest but best lover you have ever had
- >Mimi the pony mimic
- >you scream her name every night
- >
- >meanwhile
- >you are stalker pone
- >and you shall remain a virgin
- >
- >The End
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