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  1. Kanamemo ch63
  2.  
  3. p79
  4. >Margarine gives it a whitish finish...
  5.  
  6. >Hmm?
  7.  
  8. >Why are you acting like a dog, Kana?
  9.  
  10. >Eh!? Oh dear, you saw me?
  11. >Eeh!? Kana-chan's doing a puppy impression~?
  12.  
  13. >Here you go<3<3
  14.  
  15. >...butter?
  16. >MOROOOOOOOON!!!
  17. >Use thi-...
  18.  
  19. p80
  20. >Final lifeline
  21.  
  22. >I think chocolate would be better.
  23. >...Next time.
  24. >Shh
  25. >No, I wasn't being a dog.
  26.  
  27. >That's right~ Kana-chan's better off as a kitty~
  28. >Shut up for a moment.
  29. >So?
  30.  
  31. >Erm
  32. >Something smells funny.
  33.  
  34. >...Did you stop taking showers since it's the rainy season...?
  35. >...So you've been doing that...?
  36.  
  37. >Something that rots but doesn't smell
  38.  
  39. >Is my t-shirt half-dry or something?
  40. >No, it's not coming from you, Hinata-san.
  41.  
  42. >It smells like something rotten.
  43. >A gas leak?
  44. >I've heard that smells like rotten eggs.
  45.  
  46. >It's not that kind of smell.
  47. >Hmm...
  48. >I see.
  49.  
  50. >We do have someone who's become rotten as far as humans go.
  51. >Ufufu Kitty Kana-chan, don't lick me like that~
  52.  
  53. p81
  54. >Maybe I'll become a NewType
  55.  
  56. >Well then, let's try this!!
  57. >Everyone, close your eyes!!
  58.  
  59. >You got it? Everyone will forgive you if you come clean!
  60. >Whoever's responsible raise their hand!!
  61. >Then only you would know who the culprit is, Hinata.
  62. >No! I'll close my eyes too!!
  63.  
  64. >Then how will you tell who raised their hand?
  65. >I'll use my third eye or my seventh sense or phone waves or whatever!!
  66.  
  67. >High performance
  68.  
  69. >But I can't really sense much of a smell.
  70. >Smell...
  71.  
  72. >Yup. I can only smell Yuki.
  73. >You're like a husband checking to see if his wife's been unfaithful.
  74.  
  75. >4:32am Mika-chan's scent, 7:47am Mika-chan's scent, 8:20am the scent of your two friends, 8:25am the scent of 18 unidentified female classmates.
  76. >Nooo!
  77.  
  78. p82
  79. >Refrigerators a modern day nesting hole
  80.  
  81. >If the smell's around here, then it's either coming from the refrigerator or the sink.
  82.  
  83. >Since Kana cleans the sink every day, it'll probably be over here.
  84. >I clean the fridge once a month.
  85.  
  86. >...
  87.  
  88. >Ding ding ding, we've got a bento that expired over a year ago.
  89. >And it's mind to boot...
  90.  
  91. >Blood is red
  92.  
  93. >Uuh, what a waste~ I sneakily got this from my part-time job back when my eating habits were terrible,
  94. >but then Kana arrived the next day and I missed my chance to eat it.
  95. >N-No way!
  96.  
  97. >Then it's all my fault!!
  98. >I'm sorry!
  99. >As an apology...
  100.  
  101. >In exchange, let me eat Kana-chan~
  102. >It's not your bento!!! It's mine!!
  103.  
  104. >Th-Then, H-Hinata's the one who's going to...
  105. >eat me...!!?
  106. >Eeeeeeeeeeh?
  107. >If anything, we're the ones who should be apologising for making you think that way, Kana.
  108.  
  109. p83
  110. >I think refrigerators are pretty great
  111.  
  112. >Ah!? What are you doing, Hinata-san?
  113. >I figured I may as well check the damage before throwing it away.
  114.  
  115. >Wait...!! The store clerk put on the wrong expiration date by mistake!
  116. >Hahahaha
  117. >I see~ That's what it was~ This wasn't a bento I got from the convenience store!!
  118. >Is that all?
  119.  
  120. >Two become one
  121.  
  122. >Now that I look at it, we sure do put a lot of personal belongings in this fridge.
  123.  
  124. >Especially you, Yume! You've stocked so many different kinds of ice-cream!!
  125. >That's cos they're delicious!!
  126. >It's not about them being delicious!! Stick to amounts you can eat in one day!
  127.  
  128. >I'll eat it all!!
  129. >Don't lie!!
  130. >I'm not lying!!
  131.  
  132. >Right, Yuki?<3
  133. >Right, Yume.
  134. >Hang in there, Yuki's stomach!!
  135.  
  136. p84
  137. >It'd be nice if it were a nice smell
  138.  
  139. >Speaking of smells,
  140. >when people live together, everyone gradually ends up smelling the same.
  141.  
  142. >That's a bit...
  143. >Is that why Kana smells like food?
  144. >You have no dreams, Hina-chan!!
  145.  
  146. >I wonder what the smell is here right now?
  147.  
  148. >When I first came here
  149. >it felt kinda warm like a sunshine...
  150.  
  151. >She gave up on a follow-up halfway
  152.  
  153. >Kinda like...
  154.  
  155. >Kana...?
  156. >Ah, sorry. I was just wondering if the smell came from you, Manager.
  157. >I guess you and I really don't smell the same, huh?
  158.  
  159. >You think so?
  160. >Humans don't really sense the scents they usually smell, y'know?
  161.  
  162. >...?
  163. >Erm? What does that mean?
  164. >...It means you're a moron, Kana.
  165.  
  166. p85
  167. >Obligatory report
  168.  
  169. >So, what exactly is this smell?
  170. >Be more specific.
  171. >Thank goodness. I almost forgot...
  172.  
  173. >The smell wasn't here.
  174. >It was from my delivery just now.
  175. >Is that all?
  176.  
  177. >Is there such a smelly place on Kana's route?
  178. >Hmmm?
  179.  
  180. >There was a house with about a week's worth of newspapers piled up by the postbox.
  181. >>gulp...
  182.  
  183. >Mika-chan's house
  184.  
  185. >I'm heading off!
  186.  
  187. >Oh!! Kana!
  188. >Morni-...
  189.  
  190. >ning
  191. >ning
  192. >n-ning
  193.  
  194. >It's Mika-chan's scent.
  195. >Awawawawawawa
  196.  
  197. p86
  198. >Neglect play...
  199.  
  200. >N-No way!
  201. >In a place like this!! How bold!!
  202. >Hello~?
  203.  
  204. >Ah! Did I sink of sweat!?
  205. >Did Kana sniff such a smell!?
  206. >Hey~ Mika-chan~
  207.  
  208. >How embarrassing...!!
  209. >But Kana smelt nice.
  210. >A-Alright
  211. >I'm leaving now~
  212.  
  213. >O-
  214. >Of course it is!!
  215.  
  216. >Be careful
  217.  
  218. >Next is the house with the piled up newspapers.
  219.  
  220. >Ah.
  221. >Ah?
  222.  
  223. >Gyaaaa!
  224. >Kyaaa!
  225.  
  226. >Cleaning!! Cleaning!! Cleaniiiiing!!
  227. >It seems the guy who lives there went on vacation while leaving his raw garbage on the front step.
  228. >I guess all's well that ends well.
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