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- • Ludwig von Beethoven’s symphonies are a numbers game: 3, 5, 7,
- and 9 are the best. The sixth is also fine; 1, 2, and 4 are not as
- inspired, and 8 is “like boot camp for 9.”
- • Of LVB’s five piano concertos (concerti is correct, but it is a bit
- much), the fifth is the most famous and popular. You prefer the
- fourth. It is greater.
- • Ravel’s Boléro and Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture are both stupid
- pieces, Bo Derek and cannons notwithstanding. You don’t listen to
- Tchaikovsky. He is for children and the ballet.
- • Mozart was perfect and the play/film Amadeus slandered him,
- although he did like to gamble. He composed forty-one symphonies,
- twenty-seven piano concertos, lots of operas, and hundreds of other
- works. Everything he wrote after the age of puberty is worth listening
- to.
- • Handel’s Messiah is great despite its popularity. You prefer it performed
- as it is written, with a small orchestra and chorus. Modern
- arrangements make it sound like a small war. Messiah sing-alongs
- are as hideous as karaoke.
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