cap is from him picking up coleco vision etc

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Transcripts of 2008 Angry Video Game Nerd episodes
Transcript of AVGN Episode Double Vision: ColecoVision
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(Richard Strauss's "Also Sprach Zarathustra" [more commonly known from the 1968 Stanley Kubrick movie, 2001: A Space Oddysey] plays, and the camera zooms in on a large, monolith-like object.)

The Nerd: What's that? A metamorphic stone rising from the blackness and negative Earth, a towering behemoth of monstrosity brought down by extraterrestrial powers, or a giant monolith of death, Hell-bent on the annihilation of humankind, time, and all matter? No. It's the AC adapter for a ColecoVision. (The Nerd "struggles" to pick it up.) WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!

The Nerd: IS THIS NECESSARY?! Look! I can't fit this Godforsaken piece of shit in the electrical outlet, unless there's nothing next to it! What a fucking hog! That's what it is; a self-indulgent glutton of a power hog.


The Nerd: Anyway, the ColecoVision was released in 1982, and like the Intellivision, it had the same stupid-ass keypad! But with a joystick. Well, almost a joystick, and it's so stiff it doesn't fare much better.