GhostKid

Anontificer 4

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  1. >Cutie Marks were a thing only native to ponies.
  2. >Well, warforged got a symbol on their heads, but that was different.
  3. >And Sweetie Belle is even more unique now. You haven't the faintest on all the modifications you gave to her, just that they involved a lot of priceless gems and juices.
  4. >"Yes...your cutie mark..."
  5. >Rarity looks to you worriedly.
  6. >SHE KNOWS.
  7. >Or not.
  8. >You shrug.
  9. >The three of you take up the remainder of the time before Pinkie's party just catching up.
  10. >Rarity was definitely slipping into a deep depression before this happened.
  11. >Partly from your absence, but that was all water under the bridge now.
  12. >Hopefully.
  13. >You pick up Sweetie and head out to Sugarcube Corner at the appointed time, Rarity pressed up close to you.
  14. >You hide your blush and keep on the task at hand.
  15. >You weren't sure when you began to feel for Rarity like that, but you would be sure to not let it affect your relationship. You're a close a friend as she has besides the other elements.
  16. "Okay, we're here."
  17. >Sweetie hops off of your back and knocks on the door.
  18. >The lights to Sugarcube Corner are actually on for once.
  19. >Usually she has a "surprise" party, but it appears she has foregone that.
  20. >As you, Rarity and Sweetie Belle open the door, the lights go out, the only illumination coming from Sweetie's eyes as a pale green.
  21. >Neat, she has dark-vision.
  22. >"Wh-where'd everyp0ny go?"
  23. >The lights click on and the entirety of P0nyville is in attendance, the elements and the remaining CMC at the front.
  24. >"SURPRIIIISE!"
  25. >Sweetie Belle gasps and grins, running to embrace her closest friends.
  26. >A collective "Awwwww..." rings out from the crowd.
  27. >After a few minutes of bare minimum explanations on her revival, you find Twilight, who is crestfallen.
  28. "Hey, what's wrong, Sparkle?"
  29. >"I lost..." she chokes on a sob "...I lost your..."
  30. "Hey, hey, take it easy, what'd you lose? Are you going to be alright?"
  31. >"I lost your spellbook! Your one of a kind spellbook that you loaned to me in good faith! I'm a horrible librarian, and a worse friend!"
  32. "You didn't lose it. Spike blew it off with a note to Princess Celestia."
  33. >"What?"
  34. "Yeah, the little piker did it right in front of me. Without my spells, I couldn't stop him. And I didn't want my first count of violence to be assault on a baby dragon!"
  35. >She chuckles a bit at your poor attempt at a joke. More because you had the audacity to say a silly thing aloud than the content's inherent comedy.
  36. >"You wouldn't go to jail. Besides, if he did that, maybe he needs a good punishment. But I'm still responsible, Anon. And I apologize."
  37. "Don't worry, just get it back from the princess as soon as possible...or faster if you can."
  38. >She sighs and smiles, then heads out the door. Presumably to get Spike and ask for the book back.
  39. >Wonder why the blighter didn't show up to the party in the first place?
  40. >The party rages on, and Rarity gets tired, but doesn't want to drag Sweetie Belle away from her own party so early.
  41. >"Could you please be the gentlecolt and take me home, Anonymous?"
  42. "It would be my pleasure, madame Rarity."
  43. >The walk back is spent in silence, each of you simply enjoying each other's company.
  44. >When you get to the door, and hold it open, Rarity pauses and clears her throat.
  45. >"A-hem. I do believe this is your house. You should enter first."
  46. "Ladies first, I insist."
  47. >"Do you now? I had no idea the buffoon you are. perhaps I shall even return without a kiss goodnight!"
  48. >Your heart skips a beat as your face flushes with color.
  49. >Rarity gives a mischievous smile
  50. >"Well, well. Now I know how he feels. Why couldn't you have just spoken up about it earlier?"
  51. >Stammering, you answer.
  52. "I-I, uh, well I didn't want to ruin the, uh, relationship, I mean friendship that we had by bringing my feelings into it, you know?"
  53. >Rarity looks offended.
  54. >She telekinetically pushes you softly closer to her.
  55. >As you bend to your knees and make eye-level contact, she smiles.
  56. >"I had thought perhaps you did not care for me, but I see that you truly do. And not just for me, but for my sister as well! You're a catch, Anonymous."
  57. >You gulp.
  58. >WhatthehellamIsupposedtosay?
  59. >Quiet, brain, we got this.
  60. "I wouldn't have expected to get caught by such a beautiful huntress."
  61. >Bingo. CHA check success.
  62. >She leans in, closing her eyes.
  63. >As do you.
  64. >A bright flash comes from your side, but you ignore it.
  65. >Wrong move, bucko.
  66. >In an instant, you are grabbed around the neck by a very powerful force, and thrown up against a wall.
  67. >You open your eyes to find none other than the Sun Princess herself glaring at you with hateful eyes.
  68. >"Anon...where did you-"
  69. >She opens her eyes to see the two of you.
  70. >"Oh!"
  71. >She bows quickly, but then regains her composure.
  72. >"Princess Celetia, what is going on!?"
  73. >You choke, unable to articulate.
  74. >The princess, however, does not have such a problem.
  75. >"Go inside, Rarity! Leave me to take care of this filth!"
  76. >In fear more than obedience, Rarity zips inside, but watches from a window in horror.
  77. >"You."
  78. >Her voice drips DC 25 venom.
  79. >You ain't gonna make that save!
  80. >"You have perverted the very ESSENCE of life! Do you think I do not care for each of my little ponies? Do you suppose that I do not grieve for them? I suppose you think me some heartless queen, like the rulers of your 'Faerun' don't you?"
  81. >She tosses you to the ground, releasing her grip.
  82. "No, it's not like that, I-"
  83. >"And now you would dare to pervert another pony of mine with your lust as well! That shall not happen!"
  84. "It isn't like that! Rarit-"
  85. >"DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK HER NAME, WHELP!"
  86. >The force of her shout knocks you over and you roll once or twice.
  87. >As you cough in the dust, you are lifted once more.
  88. >"And do you know what you have done? Do you EVEN have ANY IDEA HOW YOU HAVE HURT HER?"
  89. >Tears start to form in the princess' eyes.
  90. >"She can never find her place in life. Because of you, Anonymous. Because of a violent little wizard who screwed up a simple transportation device! I read your spellbook, Anonymous. I translated it with ease. The powers of destruction you held within those pages...I know who you truly are!"
  91. >"I cannot and will not do that to an innocent p0ny."
  92. >"Then let him go! Please!"
  93. >Celestia turns back to you.
  94. >"What have you to say for yourself now?"
  95. "Sweetie Belle..."
  96. >"Yes, the name of the p0ny you have wronged. If this is all you have to say in the matter than I am afraid you have wasted Rarity's time in giving you a second chance!"
  97. >No really, Sweetie's right there.
  98. >You try to speak, but instead just point behind the Sun Princess.
  99. >She follows your indication to the face of a frightened filly, crying at the sight.
  100. >Her sister bruised and on the ground, the princess of the sun holding her friend aloft, who wasn't much better off than Rarity, damage-wise.
  101. >"Why?" Sweetie Belle takes a step back. "Why are you doing this to Anon? What did he ever do to you?"
  102. >Sweetie Belle tries to dry her tears.
  103. >"I, I just got my cutie mark! Anon, look!"
  104. >From being thrown about and choked, your vision isn't perfect, but you manage to make out a little heart with a musical note inside it.
  105. >"But you...how..." the princess looks between the two of you, "...it isn't possible. One simply cannot manage that! No feat of magic or necromancy has granted a cutie mark before!"
  106. "It isn't necromancy, princess...it's love."
  107. >Looking now at all three of you, Sweetie helping Rarity to her hooves, she releases her grip and swallows.
  108. >"It appears...for once...I am in the wrong."
  109. >Well ho-ly shit.
  110. >"When Spike sent me your book along with Twilight's message that Sweetie Belle was revived, I had feared the worst and translated it immediately. I thought she was implying more than the words she wrote on the page. I should have known better, and I apologize."
  111. >Tearily, Celestia bends into a p0ny's bow before bringing her horn to bear on you.
  112. >With a beam of light, you and Rarity are recovered, and Celestia is the one sporting bruises and choke marks.
  113. >"I hope perhaps in time, you can forgive me as well. I am sorry."
  114. >And with that, she teleports away, leaving you and two ponies alone in the night.
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