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  1. Conversation started today
  2. Johannes Backman
  3. 8:27pm
  4. Johannes Backman
  5. hey psst how about you stop hitting on my girlfriend she's not interested thanks
  6. Dave Alen
  7. 8:30pm
  8. Dave Alen
  9. >imblying i know who your gf is
  10. >imblying i care
  11. Johannes Backman
  12. 8:31pm
  13. Johannes Backman
  14. are you serious
  15. bitch back off sophia isn't ever gonna be interested in you
  16. Dave Alen
  17. 8:32pm
  18. Dave Alen
  19. she got interested in you
  20. that's like
  21. she settled for the bottom of the food chain
  22. I have higher chances, bby
  23. gtfo
  24. Johannes Backman
  25. 8:33pm
  26. Johannes Backman
  27. exactly, if she's already settled for the bottom of the food chain why would she wanna trade for something worse?
  28. Dave Alen
  29. 8:33pm
  30. Dave Alen
  31. I don't think you get it, bby.
  32. but i'll let that go because you're probably autistic
  33. Johannes Backman
  34. 8:34pm
  35. Johannes Backman
  36. you call me autistic yet you have a meme as your profile picture oh honey you're making this so easy
  37. Dave Alen
  38. 8:34pm
  39. Dave Alen
  40. memes aren't autistic
  41. They're edgy, but not autistic.
  42. Johannes Backman
  43. 8:36pm
  44. Johannes Backman
  45. i never said they were autistic. they're just oh so stupid much like yourself, i guess that's why they suit you.
  46. point is she told me to tell you off which makes it quite obvious that your chances are well below none.
  47. Dave Alen
  48. 8:36pm
  49. Dave Alen
  50. what a pussy
  51. She should've said it straight to me in the face.
  52. I don't need no fucktarded little kids spamming my inbox telling me to stop messaging their girls cause their girls are too pussy to say it.
  53. Johannes Backman
  54. 8:37pm
  55. Johannes Backman
  56. And I don't need fucking perverts hitting on my girlfriend with some of the most pathetic lines ever yet here we arem
  57. Dave Alen
  58. 8:39pm
  59. Dave Alen
  60. >pathetic lines
  61. says you
  62. If you were a line, you'd be the most pathetic one, bby.
  63. Johannes Backman
  64. 8:40pm
  65. Johannes Backman
  66. you really are just making yourself look like more of a fool with every passing moment, just give it up.
  67. Dave Alen
  68. 8:40pm
  69. Dave Alen
  70. I'm just trying to get you to understand me
  71. I mean, lemme tell it to you directly in the face
  72. Johannes Backman
  73. 8:40pm
  74. Johannes Backman
  75. honey nobody is ever gonna understand you
  76. Dave Alen
  77. 8:40pm
  78. Dave Alen
  79. fools understand each other.
  80. But you do.
  81. Because you're a fool
  82. bby
  83. Johannes Backman
  84. 8:41pm
  85. Johannes Backman
  86. no, no I really don't.
  87. Dave Alen
  88. 8:41pm
  89. Dave Alen
  90. If you don't understand
  91. then why the fuck
  92. are you messaging me?
  93. Johannes Backman
  94. 8:41pm
  95. Johannes Backman
  96. so that you
  97. will realize
  98. that she
  99. is not
  100. interested
  101. now stop
  102. typing
  103. like this
  104. you
  105. insufferable
  106. little
  107. asswipe
  108. Dave Alen
  109. 8:42pm
  110. Dave Alen
  111. I already told her the thing
  112. I'm not interested in her kind
  113. Damn, I call the girl cute and she takes it all personal
  114. Hell, if she was cute, that would be understandable
  115. but she isn't.
  116. I'm just being the kind person I am.
  117. And giving her a little boost to her self-confidence
  118. cause she needs that shit
  119. Johannes Backman
  120. 8:43pm
  121. Johannes Backman
  122. Oh god you're so pathetic it hurts me
  123. Dave Alen
  124. 8:43pm
  125. Dave Alen
  126. pretty sure it's the effects of dem cocks in your ass, not my patheticness, bby
  127. Which one of you takes it up the ass?
  128. Johannes Backman
  129. 8:43pm
  130. Johannes Backman
  131. I might as well be talking to a brick wall oh my god
  132. Dave Alen
  133. 8:44pm
  134. Dave Alen
  135. >brick wall
  136. edgy af
  137. Johannes Backman
  138. 8:44pm
  139. Johannes Backman
  140. hey I'm just calling it like I see it
  141. <insert block here>
  142.  
  143. [Instrumental Break]
  144.  
  145. Dave Alen
  146. 11/29, 12:46am
  147. Dave Alen
  148. What up?
  149. anybody there?
  150. well fuck u why did u add me then if u don't wanna talk?
  151. fuck off
  152. Sophia Grace
  153. 11/29, 12:50am
  154. Sophia Grace
  155. I'm busy ahhh I'm sorry ;-;
  156. Dave Alen
  157. 11/29, 12:51am
  158. Dave Alen
  159. im sry too
  160. Sophia Grace
  161. 11/29, 12:51am
  162. Sophia Grace
  163. Also you have a fucking meme as your picture
  164. Dave Alen
  165. 11/29, 12:51am
  166. Dave Alen
  167. that was supposed to be somebody elses
  168. sry
  169. i like it
  170. b/c it is me
  171. December 20, 2013
  172. Dave Alen
  173. 12/20, 5:10pm
  174. Dave Alen
  175. hey
  176. luna
  177. ruymes with tuna
  178. *rhymes
  179. which is how u smell like right now
  180. Sophia Grace
  181. 12/20, 5:15pm
  182. Sophia Grace
  183. uh
  184. December 21, 2013
  185. Dave Alen
  186. 12/21, 10:22pm
  187. Dave Alen
  188. nothing
  189. nvm
  190. December 22, 2013
  191. Dave Alen
  192. 12/22, 6:57pm
  193. Dave Alen
  194. luna i am sry about the tuna stuff
  195. January 26
  196. Dave Alen
  197. 1/26, 1:39pm
  198. Dave Alen
  199. Hi
  200. See, that's why people block you. For not replying.
  201. Sophia Grace
  202. 1/26, 1:42pm
  203. Sophia Grace
  204. Sophie's asleep tho
  205. im just on her account
  206. Dave Alen
  207. 1/26, 1:43pm
  208. Dave Alen
  209. Mother of god, my apologies
  210. Sophia Grace
  211. 1/26, 1:44pm
  212. Sophia Grace
  213. Lol it's ok
  214. Dave Alen
  215. 1/26, 1:45pm
  216. Dave Alen
  217. I don't know why she accepted my friend request if she isn't responding.
  218. Sophia Grace
  219. 1/26, 1:46pm
  220. Sophia Grace
  221. She's just really bad at messaging also kinda shy
  222. Dave Alen
  223. 1/26, 1:46pm
  224. Dave Alen
  225. Woah
  226. i am sry then for the previous messages.
  227. Sophia Grace
  228. 1/26, 1:46pm
  229. Sophia Grace
  230. she barely messages the people she's close to, so don't take it personally
  231. Dave Alen
  232. 1/26, 1:47pm
  233. Dave Alen
  234. Oh, she makes lots of statuses though, which is something i am too shy to do....
  235. So you are not Luna?
  236. Sophia Grace
  237. 1/26, 1:48pm
  238. Sophia Grace
  239. No
  240. Dave Alen
  241. 1/26, 1:48pm
  242. Dave Alen
  243. Her sister then.
  244. Sophia Grace
  245. 1/26, 1:49pm
  246. Sophia Grace
  247. and you also have to understand that people message her constantly all day every day and she just doesn't have time to answer them all
  248. Dave Alen
  249. 1/26, 1:50pm
  250. Dave Alen
  251. That is the problem of having more than 1K friends in facebook. I think?
  252. Sophia Grace
  253. 1/26, 1:50pm
  254. Sophia Grace
  255. Yeah she's got like 2.5+ k
  256. Dave Alen
  257. 1/26, 1:50pm
  258. Dave Alen
  259. Woah
  260. I think she's gonna kill you when she finds out then you are using her account
  261. Sophia Grace
  262. 1/26, 1:51pm
  263. Sophia Grace
  264. No she knows lol
  265. Dave Alen
  266. 1/26, 1:51pm
  267. Dave Alen
  268. Wow
  269. Can u give me your account name you seem a good person to talk too.
  270. Sophia Grace
  271. 1/26, 1:52pm
  272. Sophia Grace
  273. Nah
  274. Dave Alen
  275. 1/26, 1:52pm
  276. Dave Alen
  277. What's the problem too shy? if soo sry then
  278. Tuesday
  279. Dave Alen
  280. 4/29, 8:32pm
  281. Dave Alen
  282. What if we are just characters in a novel, and when we forget to say something, the author is just backspacing?
  283. Today
  284. Dave Alen
  285. 7:59pm
  286. Dave Alen
  287. ey gurl
  288. y-you a lawyer?
  289. Sophia Grace
  290. 8:16pm
  291. Sophia Grace
  292. Mehta
  293. Megaton
  294. What
  295. Dave Alen
  296. 8:17pm
  297. Dave Alen
  298. I was supposed to ask if you were a lawyer
  299. and you'd say no
  300. And I'd say
  301. "Because you put the cute in prosecute".
  302. Then we'd bang.
  303. Sophia Grace
  304. 8:37pm
  305. Sophia Grace
  306. You have a meme as your picture.
  307. You are beyond the bottom of the food chain.
  308. Dave Alen
  309. 8:37pm
  310. Dave Alen
  311. Funny thing is, I didn't put that.
  312. no u
  313. Sophia Grace
  314. 8:38pm
  315. Sophia Grace
  316. I'm obviously not interested please go away
  317. Dave Alen
  318. 8:38pm
  319. Dave Alen
  320. I'm not interested either.
  321. I'm just trying to act like the kind person I am
  322. and give you a little boost to your self-confident
  323. confidence*
  324. cause you really need it.
  325. It must suck to be you, bby
  326. cause it doesn't suck to be attractive
  327. Sophia Grace
  328. 8:38pm
  329. Sophia Grace
  330. excuse me
  331. Dave Alen
  332. 8:39pm
  333. Dave Alen
  334. you are excused
  335.  
  336. <insert block here>
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