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- 03/17/10 - "Rose: Answer troll."
- 03/17/10 - "Dave: Answer troll."
- 03/11/10 - "Rose: Answer Dave."
- 03/11/10 - "==>"
- 03/11/10 - "Rose: Knit the scarf. Ride the ogre."
- 03/11/10 - "==>"
- 03/11/10 - "==>"
- 03/11/10 - "==>"
- 03/11/10 - "Rose: Strife."
- 03/10/10 - "==>"
- 03/10/10 - "==>"
- 03/10/10 - "==>"
- 03/10/10 - "John: Find the car."
- 03/09/10 - "==>"
- 03/09/10 - "Dave: Make air conditioner unit."
- 03/09/10 - "Jade: Draw air conditioner on roof."
- 03/09/10 - "Dave: Upgrade."
- 03/09/10 - "Dave: Captchalogue enlarger."
- 03/07/10 - "==>"
- 03/07/10 - "Jade: Draw the intellibeam laserstation."
- 03/07/10 - "Dave: Upgrade."
- 03/07/10 - "Jade: Draw the jumper block."
- 03/07/10 - "Jade: Draw the totem lathe."
- 03/07/10 - "Dave: Upgrade alchemiter with holopad."
- 03/07/10 - "==>"
- 03/07/10 - "Jade: Draw the holopad."
- 03/06/10 - "Dave: Punch code and put it in the jumper shunty thing."
- 03/06/10 - "Jade: Send the code to Dave."
- 03/06/10 - "==>"
- 03/06/10 - "Jade: Draw the punch designix."
- 03/06/10 - "Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine card."
- 03/06/10 - "==>"
- 03/06/10 - "Dave: Put a punched card in a shunt."
- 03/06/10 - "Dave: Punch some cards."
- 03/06/10 - "Jack: Open it."
- 03/06/10 - "Jack: Examine package."
- 03/05/10 - "==>"
- 03/05/10 - "==>"
- 03/05/10 - "==>"
- 03/05/10 - "==>"
- 03/05/10 - "==>"
- 03/05/10 - "PM?: Grab the box and run!"
- 03/05/10 - "PM?: Locate the Archagent."
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "PM: Command John to put the carved tablet into a pyxis."
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "Fourth Exile: Suddenly appear."
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "Rose: Sip martini thoughtfully."
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "This is the last you will hear from me."
- 03/04/10 - "Rose, I must leave now."
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/04/10 - "==>"
- 03/03/10 - "==>"
- 03/03/10 - "PM?: Follow the agent."
- 03/02/10 - "==>"
- 03/02/10 - "==>"
- 03/02/10 - "==>"
- 03/02/10 - "==>"
- 03/02/10 - "==>"
- 03/02/10 - "Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound..."
- 03/02/10 - "Who is this bothering you?"
- 03/02/10 - "You guide the Heir. Consult with him."
- 03/01/10 - "Dave: Download a bunch of grist from John. He has plenty."
- 03/01/10 - "Dave: Illegally pirate some of John's shale."
- 02/28/10 - "==>"
- 02/28/10 - "Dave: Install software."
- 02/28/10 - "Dave: Insert disc into computer."
- 02/28/10 - "Dave: Insert card with the CD on the slot."
- 02/28/10 - "Jade: Attempt to deploy catchalogue disk drive."
- 02/28/10 - "==>"
- 02/28/10 - "==>"
- 02/28/10 - "Jade: Deploy circuit board looking thingy."
- 02/28/10 - "==>"
- 02/28/10 - "Jade: Deploy green and white compact disc."
- 02/28/10 - "Jade: Check unknown objects."
- 02/28/10 - "Jade: Deploy Punch Designix."
- 02/27/10 - "==>"
- 02/27/10 - "==>"
- 02/27/10 - "Dave: Make the world's largest omlette."
- 02/27/10 - "Dave: Pester Jade."
- 02/27/10 - "Jade: Give Dave punch card of an eggy loking thign [sic]."
- 02/26/10 - "==>"
- 02/26/10 - "WV: Fondly regard desert night."
- 02/26/10 - "==>"
- 02/26/10 - "WV: Become the mayor of Exile Town."
- 02/26/10 - "A mother will do whatever is best for her children."
- 02/26/10 - "==>"
- 02/26/10 - "==>"
- 02/25/10 - "Enter."
- 02/25/10 - "Examine your pet's tomb."
- 02/25/10 - "Follow them."
- 02/25/10 - "Is it not why you are here?"
- 02/25/10 - "Your deceased pet."
- 02/25/10 - "Rose, find your sprite."
- 02/25/10 - "Great! I would like you to carve something on it."
- 02/25/10 - "John, the uncarved tablet you retrieved."
- 02/24/10 - "==>"
- 02/24/10 - "==>"
- 02/24/10 - "==>"
- 02/24/10 - "John: Save the lizards!"
- 02/24/10 - "John: Chase the man, you want your book!"
- 02/24/10 - "==>"
- 02/24/10 - "==>"
- 02/24/10 - "==>"
- 02/24/10 - "PM?: Retrieve both parcels."
- 02/24/10 - "AR?: Doff your hat to the attractive female."
- 02/24/10 - "PM?: Ready sword."
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "PM?: Retrieve package."
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "WV, PM, AR: Stargaze."
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/23/10 - "==>"
- 02/22/10 - "==>"
- 02/22/10 - "John: Activate ghost gloves."
- 02/22/10 - "==>"
- 02/22/10 - "==>"
- 02/22/10 - "==>"
- 02/22/10 - "==>"
- 02/22/10 - "AR?: Write the owner of this vehicle a ticket."
- 02/22/10 - "AR?: Surround the scene with caution tape."
- 02/22/10 - "==>"
- 02/22/10 - "So many years ago, entrenched in the temporally oblique..."
- 02/22/10 - "==>"
- 02/21/10 - "==>"
- 02/21/10 - "AR: Win over that fine carapace in grey."
- 02/21/10 - "==>"
- 02/21/10 - "AR: Use gunpowder and empty crates to make a campfire."
- 02/21/10 - "==>"
- 02/21/10 - "Jade: Wake up."
- 02/20/10 - "==>"
- 02/20/10 - "Jade: Put something weird in the seizure kernel."
- 02/20/10 - "Jade: Retrieve Dave's copy of Sburb and the impaled crow."
- 02/20/10 - "Dave: Kick that puppet out of the shower."
- 02/20/10 - "==>"
- 02/20/10 - "==>"
- 02/20/10 - "==>"
- 02/20/10 - "Dave: Use now empty apple juice bottle as pee receptacle."
- 02/20/10 - "==>"
- 02/20/10 - "==>"
- 02/20/10 - "==>"
- 02/20/10 - "Jade: Drop the toilet in Dave's room."
- 02/19/10 - "==>"
- 02/19/10 - "John: Go over the river and through the woods."
- 02/19/10 - "You have much to discover."
- 02/19/10 - "Have a look around, Rose."
- 02/19/10 - "Seer, can you hear me?"
- 02/19/10 - "Seer."
- 02/18/10 - "A good place to keep lookout?"
- 02/18/10 - "Converse."
- 02/18/10 - "How exciting! A parcel for you. Retrieve it!"
- 02/18/10 - "Open it! Open it!!!"
- 02/18/10 - "Hooray! This one contains a prize!"
- 02/18/10 - "Y"
- 02/18/10 - "Introduce yourself to the local amphibious fauna."
- 02/18/10 - "This one's empty. Perhaps a delivery is in order?"
- 02/18/10 - "There is nothing inside. Should we put something in?"
- 02/18/10 - "This is great! Something is in there. Take a look."
- 02/18/10 - "Ok, John. Let's explore this place!"
- 02/18/10 - "It's nice to meet you, John."
- 02/18/10 - "I am told your name is John. Is that correct?"
- 02/18/10 - "==>"
- 02/18/10 - "==>"
- 02/18/10 - "==>"
- 02/18/10 - "==>"
- 02/18/10 - "==>"
- 02/18/10 - "==>"
- 02/18/10 - "WV: Introduce new friends to John."
- 02/18/10 - "AR: Retrieve mysterious artifacts from ruins."
- 02/18/10 - "AR: Cautiously drink TAB."
- 02/17/10 - "[S] ==>"
- 02/16/10 - "==>"
- 02/16/10 - "Jade: Tidy up Strider's apartment a little."
- 02/16/10 - "Jade: Organize Dave's puppets."
- 02/16/10 - "Jade: Replace television with totem lathe."
- 02/16/10 - "Jade: Deploy the cruxtruder in its place."
- 02/16/10 - "Jade: Move Dave's bed to the roof."
- 02/15/10 - "==>"
- 02/15/10 - "Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in Dave's room."
- 02/15/10 - "Jade: Deploy alchemiter."
- 02/15/10 - "==>"
- 02/14/10 - "WV: Settle this dispute in a rational, diplomatic manner."
- 02/14/10 - "John: Search for your father's car."
- 02/14/10 - "John: Answer troll."
- 02/13/10 - "Dave: Pester Rose."
- 02/13/10 - "==>"
- 02/13/10 - "John: Pester Rose."
- 02/13/10 - "Jade: Pester chums."
- 02/13/10 - "Jade: Install Beta."
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with Dutton ghost image."
- 02/12/10 - "Jade: Get the rest of your items."
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "Jade: Draw a pumpkin."
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!"
- 02/12/10 - "Jade: Captchalogue the beta."
- 02/12/10 - "==>"
- 02/12/10 - "Jade: Draw Lunchtop."
- 02/11/10 - "Jade: Try out new Pictionary modus."
- 02/11/10 - "Jade: Switch to Pictionary modus."
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "Jade: Switch to Jenga modus."
- 02/11/10 - "Jade: Take the discs."
- 02/11/10 - "In the mystic ruins of an era pre-desecration..."
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "==>"
- 02/11/10 - "In a future settled askance of the present..."
- 02/09/10 - "[S] ACT 4 ==>"
- 02/09/10 - "END INTERMISSION."
- 02/09/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/09/10 - "[I] yeah you"
- 02/09/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/09/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/09/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/09/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/09/10 - "[I] SS: Scan the barcode."
- 02/09/10 - "[I] SS: Flip your sprite."
- 02/08/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/08/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/08/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/08/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/08/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/08/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/08/10 - "[I] SS: Get on with it."
- 02/08/10 - "[I] SS: Use rules card for blackjack."
- 02/08/10 - "[I] SS: Peek inside keyhole."
- 02/08/10 - "[I] SS: Dramatically use the spade key."
- 02/08/10 - "[I] SS: Enter the vault."
- 02/08/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/08/10 - "[I] SS: Ignore him and just pry the safe open."
- 02/07/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/07/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/07/10 - "[I] HB: Use Eggs' body as bait for Cans."
- 02/07/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/07/10 - "[I] DD: Resist urge to shout "Oh Yeah!""
- 02/07/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/07/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/07/10 - "[I] DD: Check personal ads of periodical."
- 02/06/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/06/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/06/10 - "[I] DD: Ask Clover for the ultimate riddle."
- 02/06/10 - "[I] SS: Politely ask Clover to remain calm."
- 02/06/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/06/10 - "[I] SS: Use crowbar to pry the safe open."
- 02/05/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/05/10 - "[I] CD: Turn up heat on Biscuit's oven."
- 02/05/10 - "[I] CD: Put dynamite in oven."
- 02/05/10 - "[I] SS: Crowbar. Biscuits' oven. Make it hapen."
- 02/05/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/05/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/05/10 - "[I] HB: Attempt to eat Eggs."
- 02/05/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/05/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/05/10 - "[I] SS: Start whacking things with the crowbar."
- 02/04/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/04/10 - "[I] SS: CHARGE!"
- 02/04/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/04/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/04/10 - "[I] DD: Shoot up biscuit and eggs's effigies."
- 02/03/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/03/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/03/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/03/10 - "[I] SS: Ride around on horse hitcher pretending to joust."
- 02/03/10 - "[I] SS: Arm yourself, in case Cans shows up."
- 02/02/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/02/10 - "[I] SS: Have right eye patched up."
- 02/02/10 - "[I] DD: Have Stitch patch up SS's effigy."
- 02/02/10 - "[I] DD: Call Spades."
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] SS: Knock Sawbuck unconscious."
- 02/01/10 - "[I] SS: Quickly remove lance from Sawbuck."
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] PSS: Be Future Spades Slick."
- 02/01/10 - "[I] PSS: Remove Crowbar's pin."
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] SS: Stab first, utter puns later."
- 02/01/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 02/01/10 - "[I] SS: Take a moment to think up some time-based one-liners"
- 01/30/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/30/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/30/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/30/10 - "[I] SS: Stick Crowbar's pin back in again."
- 01/30/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/30/10 - "[I] SS: Carry Sawbuck like Titan Atlas would carry the world"
- 01/30/10 - "[I] SS: Just go stab Sawbuck until the time shenanigans stop"
- 01/30/10 - "[I] SS: Stuff him in your deck of cards."
- 01/30/10 - "[I] SS: Hit Crowbar in the head."
- 01/30/10 - "[I] Years in the past..."
- 01/29/10 - "[I] SS: Occam's Razor. Crowbar's head. Make it hapen."
- 01/29/10 - "[I] SS: Bring knives to the gunfight."
- 01/29/10 - "[I] SS: Kill something out of rage and frustration."
- 01/29/10 - "[I] SS: Give it to Sawbuck."
- 01/29/10 - "[I] SS: Remove knife from eye."
- 01/28/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/28/10 - "[S][I] ==>"
- 01/28/10 - "[I] SS: Insert and quickly remove Snowman's pin."
- 01/27/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/27/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/27/10 - "[I] SS: Remove Crowbar's pin."
- 01/27/10 - "[I] HB: Prod idiots with Red Cheeks."
- 01/26/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/26/10 - "[I] DD: Sneak into Stitch's boutique."
- 01/26/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/26/10 - "[I] CD: Burst in thrusting bull penis cane."
- 01/25/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/25/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/25/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/25/10 - "[I] HB: Call Spades for backup."
- 01/25/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/25/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/25/10 - "[I] HB: Waste exactly four hours on this tomfoolery."
- 01/24/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/24/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/24/10 - "[I] CD: Follow the red-blood road."
- 01/23/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/23/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/23/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/23/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/23/10 - "[I] CD: Implement nefarious scheme."
- 01/23/10 - "[I] SS: Return to being Hearts Boxcars."
- 01/23/10 - "[I] DD: Follow blood trail downstairs and finish him off."
- 01/23/10 - "[I] SS: Clocks. Destroy them."
- 01/23/10 - "[I] SS: Take voodoo doll."
- 01/23/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/23/10 - "[I] SS: Help the green man live up to his name."
- 01/23/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/23/10 - "[I] SS: Rematerialize."
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] DD: Take a good look around the new room you're in."
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] CD: Follow path."
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/22/10 - "[I] HB: Call Clubs on nearest card."
- 01/22/10 - "[I] HB: Peruse Red Cheeks magazine."
- 01/22/10 - "[I] HB: Retrieve two of hearts from backup hat."
- 01/21/10 - "[I] HB: Deploy PUNCHBOX."
- 01/21/10 - "[I] HB: Pry the wall from the safe."
- 01/21/10 - "[I] HB: Do a silly dance."
- 01/21/10 - "[I] HB: Stop being SS."
- 01/21/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/21/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/21/10 - "[I] SS: Make friends with Die."
- 01/21/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/21/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/21/10 - "[I] Meanwhile, running roughly parallel with present events."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/20/10 - "[I] CD: Just lock Doze in the battledrobe."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] CD: Follow Diamonds Droog's instructions."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] DD: Follow trail of blood up the stairs."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] DD: Resume pursuit of wounded felt member."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/20/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/20/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/20/10 - "[I] DD: Withdraw licorice fish from backup hat."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] DD: Retrieve hat from brawlsoleum."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] DD: Wear backup hat."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars."
- 01/20/10 - "[I] CD: Pick up card depicting stately blonde-haired fellows"
- 01/20/10 - "[I] CD: Pick a card, any card."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] CD: Pick up all of the cards and throw them at Doze."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] CD: Grab the deuce of clubs."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/19/10 - "[I] SS: Be Diamonds Droog."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/19/10 - "[I] SS: Wear backup hat."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] SS: Wear CD's hat on top of your current one."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/19/10 - "[I] SS: Lift left leg and hold it a little ways in the air."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] SS: Stop being Hearts Boxcars."
- 01/19/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/19/10 - "[I] CD: Throw the hat down and stomp it mercilessly."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] CD: Play some solitaire."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] CD: Dump the contents of your war chest over him."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] CD: Swap hats with Doze."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] CD: Punch clocks in faces to establish chronology."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/18/10 - "[I] CD: Rough him up."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] SS: Be Hearts Boxcars."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/18/10 - "[I] SS: Enter the hallway near the main entrance."
- 01/18/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/18/10 - "[I] SS: Use radio device to check on unscrupulous cohorts."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Examine heist map."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Wonder where the number 8 mugshot went."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Examine vendetta itinerary."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Take the spade key."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Delete the time setting on the crosbytop."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Go to mspaintadventures.com."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Start up the Crosbytop."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Hide inside your war chest."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Scavenge war chest for fancy headwear."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Shuffle contents of war chest."
- 01/17/10 - "[I] SS: Open war chest."
- 01/16/10 - "[I] SS: Play 52 pickup."
- 01/16/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/16/10 - "[I] SS: Check for traps under the billiards rug."
- 01/16/10 - "[I] SS: Build fort with clocks."
- 01/16/10 - "[I] SS: Captchalogue carriage clock."
- 01/16/10 - "[I] SS: Inspect timekeeping devices."
- 01/15/10 - "[I] ==>"
- 01/15/10 - "INTERMISSION"
- 01/14/10 - "END OF ACT 3"
- 01/14/10 - "==>"
- 01/14/10 - "==>"
- 01/14/10 - "==>"
- 01/14/10 - "[S] Enter."
- 01/08/10 - "Dave: Install beta."
- 01/07/10 - "==>"
- 01/07/10 - "==>"
- 01/07/10 - "Jade: Play guitar to summon giant lily pads."
- 01/06/10 - "==>"
- 01/06/10 - "==>"
- 01/06/10 - "==>"
- 01/06/10 - "==>"
- 01/06/10 - "==>"
- 01/06/10 - "Jack: Kill John's dad yourself."
- 01/06/10 - "==>"
- 01/06/10 - "WHOP"
- 01/05/10 - "==>"
- 01/05/10 - "dear jade,"
- 01/05/10 - "==>"
- 01/05/10 - "==>"
- 01/05/10 - "==>"
- 01/05/10 - "==>"
- 01/05/10 - "==>"
- 01/05/10 - "Years in the past..."
- 01/04/10 - "==>"
- 01/04/10 - "==>"
- 01/04/10 - "PM: Read the next step of the letter."
- 01/04/10 - "==>"
- 01/04/10 - "PM: Scamper quickly to the newly created hole."
- 01/04/10 - "==>"
- 01/04/10 - "WV: Wave about in a distracting manner."
- 01/04/10 - "==>"
- 01/04/10 - "AR: Be the law."
- 01/04/10 - "AR: Berate self for unauthorized demolition."
- 01/04/10 - "==>"
- 01/04/10 - "==>"
- 01/04/10 - "PM : Read the letter."
- 01/03/10 - "==>"
- 01/03/10 - "==>"
- 01/03/10 - "==>"
- 01/03/10 - "Jade: Place present on monument."
- 01/03/10 - "AR: Examine moving platform."
- 01/03/10 - "==>"
- 01/03/10 - "==>"
- 01/03/10 - "==>"
- 01/03/10 - "AR: Befriend the unwelcome rogues."
- 01/03/10 - "==>"
- 01/03/10 - "AR: Find a rocket launcher."
- 01/02/10 - "AR: Quickly retrieve side arms."
- 01/02/10 - "AR: Go search for more ammo."
- 01/02/10 - "AR: Examine the wall behind you."
- 01/02/10 - "AR: Realize that your weapon is magazine-fed, not clip-fed."
- 01/02/10 - "You are now..."
- 01/01/10 - "Dave: Answer."
- 01/01/10 - "==>"
- 01/01/10 - "dear dave,"
- 01/01/10 - "==>"
- 01/01/10 - "==>"
- 01/01/10 - "==>"
- 01/01/10 - "Rose: Answer."
- 01/01/10 - "==>"
- 01/01/10 - "dear rose,"
- 01/01/10 - "Months in the past..."
- 01/01/10 - "Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present."
- 12/31/09 - "==>"
- 12/31/09 - "Dave: Pester Rose."
- 12/31/09 - "Dave: Get beta."
- 12/31/09 - "Dave: Eject your modus and set it to Scrabble values."
- 12/31/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue beta."
- 12/31/09 - "Dave: Go get a god damn new sword."
- 12/31/09 - "Dave: Mourn the loss of Cal."
- 12/30/09 - "Rose: Finish building."
- 12/30/09 - "==>"
- 12/30/09 - "==>"
- 12/30/09 - "Jade: Use harpoon to zip-line into the great outdoors."
- 12/29/09 - "Jade: Grab your harpoon gun."
- 12/29/09 - "==>"
- 12/29/09 - "Jade: Update colourful reminders."
- 12/29/09 - "==>"
- 12/28/09 - "[S] Jade: Pester John."
- 12/24/09 - "==>"
- 12/24/09 - "==>"
- 12/24/09 - "[S] Dave: Strife!"
- 12/22/09 - "==>"
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine iron and pogo hammer."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine Hammer and Problem Sleuth game."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine Dad's hat and Problem Sleuth game."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine Cosby poster with computer."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Captchalogue/punch Heath Ledger Joker figurine."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine Ghost Dad poster with..."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine gushers and shaving cream."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine umbrella and straight razor."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine ghost gauntlet and bathroom mirror."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine fake arm, blue ectoplasm, and PDA."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine gushers and blue ectoplasm."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine sledgehammer, telescope, and Sassacre text."
- 12/22/09 - "John: Combine glasses and PDA."
- 12/21/09 - "John: Combine ghost suit and Wise Guy book."
- 12/21/09 - "John: Combine ghost shirt and suit."
- 12/21/09 - "John: Recombine hammer and pogo ride."
- 12/21/09 - "John: Alchemize in a 1980's time-lapse montage."
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "Jade: Inspect neighbor's tower."
- 12/20/09 - "Jade: Gracefully fly to the other golden tower."
- 12/20/09 - "WV: Give present! Hooray!!!"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/20/09 - "==>"
- 12/19/09 - "==>"
- 12/19/09 - "WV: Read letter."
- 12/19/09 - "WV: Look behind you!"
- 12/19/09 - "WV: Eat letter and envelope."
- 12/19/09 - "==>"
- 12/19/09 - "==>"
- 12/19/09 - "==>"
- 12/19/09 - "Jade: Go and make a new friend."
- 12/18/09 - "==>"
- 12/18/09 - "==>"
- 12/18/09 - "==>"
- 12/18/09 - "Jade: Go explore the golden city."
- 12/18/09 - "Jade: Change wardrobifier to cycle thru STAR HEART HORSESHOE"
- 12/18/09 - "[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo."
- 12/16/09 - "==>"
- 12/16/09 - "John: Alchemize."
- 12/16/09 - "==>"
- 12/16/09 - "Rose: Build as much as you can as fast as you can."
- 12/14/09 - "==>"
- 12/14/09 - "==>"
- 12/14/09 - "==>"
- 12/14/09 - "==>"
- 12/14/09 - "Years in the future..."
- 12/14/09 - "WV: Take obvious course of action."
- 12/14/09 - "WV: Try to appearify the cable again."
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "WV: Get ye rope."
- 12/12/09 - "WV: Command Serenity to carry the rope to you."
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "WV: Appearify the temple."
- 12/12/09 - "WV: Sacrifice your MAYORAL SASH for more CABLES."
- 12/12/09 - "WV: Descend."
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "Rose: Pester John."
- 12/12/09 - "Rose: Flee room."
- 12/12/09 - "John: Make totems."
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "Months in the past..."
- 12/12/09 - "==>"
- 12/12/09 - "Jade: Open the Package."
- 12/11/09 - "Jade: Realize you can fly!"
- 12/11/09 - "Jade: Quick! Get into bed!"
- 12/11/09 - "Jade: Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance"
- 12/10/09 - "==>"
- 12/10/09 - "==>"
- 12/10/09 - "==>"
- 12/10/09 - "Jade: Dream."
- 12/09/09 - "John: Get down to business."
- 12/09/09 - "==>"
- 12/09/09 - "==>"
- 12/09/09 - "Rose: Watch the meteor impact."
- 12/09/09 - "Rose: Look around room."
- 12/09/09 - "Rose: Check self for any mixed atoms with cat."
- 12/08/09 - "==>"
- 12/08/09 - "==>"
- 12/08/09 - "==>"
- 12/08/09 - "[S] Jade: Retrieve package."
- 12/06/09 - "[S] John: Mental breakdown."
- 12/05/09 - "==>"
- 12/05/09 - "==>"
- 12/05/09 - "John: Closely inspect Fruit Gushers box."
- 12/05/09 - "John: Captchalogue Fruit Gushers."
- 12/05/09 - "John: Fill up an entire queuestack with shoes."
- 12/04/09 - "John: Open the big one."
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "John: Unwrap the smallest present first."
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "John: Read instructions for control deck."
- 12/04/09 - "John: Equip array fetch modus."
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "John: Obtain SW33TL00T."
- 12/04/09 - "John: Present time! Open a present see what's inside!"
- 12/04/09 - "John: Investigate room for anything dad may have left behind"
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "Jack: Throw down hat in disgust."
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "==>"
- 12/04/09 - "Jack: Call a minion."
- 12/03/09 - "Jack: Don comical hat."
- 12/03/09 - "State name and rank."
- 12/03/09 - "Take another stab at it."
- 12/03/09 - "Enter name."
- 12/03/09 - "==>"
- 12/03/09 - "==>"
- 12/03/09 - "==>"
- 12/03/09 - "John: Calm down, it'll be alright."
- 12/02/09 - "[S] John: Examine your dad's room."
- 12/02/09 - "John: Snoop."
- 12/02/09 - "John: Triple somersault into room, etc. Stick the landing."
- 12/01/09 - "Jade: Retrieve the package you expected to arrive."
- 12/01/09 - "==>"
- 12/01/09 - "==>"
- 12/01/09 - "Jade: Locate and feed the devilbeast you call a pet."
- 11/30/09 - "Rose: Stop fooling around and transportalize out of there!"
- 11/30/09 - "Rose: Appearify Jaspers immediately."
- 11/30/09 - "==>"
- 11/30/09 - "[S] Rose: Fast forward to now."
- 11/30/09 - "Rose: Trace Jaspers' whereabouts on the machine."
- 11/29/09 - "==>"
- 11/29/09 - "Rose: Have a flashback."
- 11/29/09 - "==>"
- 11/29/09 - "==>"
- 11/29/09 - "==>"
- 11/29/09 - "Rose: Cause time paradox."
- 11/29/09 - "==>"
- 11/29/09 - "Rose: Screw around with the appearifier."
- 11/29/09 - "Rose: Let's play a game."
- 11/29/09 - "Rose: Insert coin."
- 11/29/09 - "Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten."
- 11/28/09 - "==>"
- 11/28/09 - "==>"
- 11/28/09 - "==>"
- 11/28/09 - "PM: Peer out explosion hole."
- 11/28/09 - "PM: Miraculously survive."
- 11/28/09 - "Jade: Abscond!"
- 11/28/09 - "==>"
- 11/27/09 - "[S] Strife!!!"
- 11/27/09 - "Jade: Leap dramatically across the divide."
- 11/25/09 - "==>"
- 11/25/09 - "==>"
- 11/25/09 - "Jade: Examine those chaps on the sofa."
- 11/24/09 - "Jade: Arm yourself."
- 11/24/09 - "Jade: Scamper into grand foyer with wild abandon."
- 11/24/09 - "==>"
- 11/24/09 - "John: Jump down."
- 11/24/09 - "==>"
- 11/24/09 - "John: Resist great urge to take the wedged shale."
- 11/23/09 - "==>"
- 11/23/09 - "Rose: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider."
- 11/23/09 - "==>"
- 11/23/09 - "Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd tea set."
- 11/23/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "Don't I know you?"
- 11/22/09 - "Greetings."
- 11/22/09 - "PM: Type => VIEW"
- 11/22/09 - "PM: Examine keyboard and screen."
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "PM: Open envelope."
- 11/22/09 - "PM: Check mail."
- 11/22/09 - "You are now..."
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "==>"
- 11/22/09 - "Elsewhere, we find a place..."
- 11/21/09 - "==>"
- 11/21/09 - "==>"
- 11/21/09 - "John: Pick up as much grist as you can hold."
- 11/21/09 - "John: Collect phat lewtz."
- 11/21/09 - "John: Climb that echeladder."
- 11/21/09 - "John: High-five Nannaquin."
- 11/20/09 - "[S] Rose: Ascend."
- 11/20/09 - "==>"
- 11/20/09 - "Rose: Turn on your laptop and check on John."
- 11/18/09 - "==>"
- 11/18/09 - "==>"
- 11/18/09 - "==>"
- 11/18/09 - "Rose: Look around for anything else of importance."
- 11/18/09 - "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
- 11/17/09 - "[S] Dave: Abscond."
- 11/13/09 - "Again in the future..."
- 11/12/09 - "==>"
- 11/12/09 - "==>"
- 11/12/09 - "==>"
- 11/12/09 - "Rose: Find the unlocked hub."
- 11/12/09 - "==>"
- 11/12/09 - "Rose: Examine fetch modus."
- 11/12/09 - "==>"
- 11/12/09 - "Rose: Attempt to plug laptop into nearby hub."
- 11/11/09 - "Rose: Go to the center and do a goofy dance."
- 11/11/09 - "Rose: Look at that kiosk."
- 11/11/09 - "Jade: Answer."
- 11/11/09 - "==>"
- 11/11/09 - "==>"
- 11/11/09 - "Jade: Complete your descent."
- 11/11/09 - "==>"
- 11/11/09 - "Jade: Don't stop."
- 11/10/09 - "Jade: Keep going."
- 11/10/09 - "Jade: Proceed."
- 11/10/09 - "Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can go."
- 11/10/09 - "==>"
- 11/10/09 - "==>"
- 11/10/09 - "Rose: Look for mad scientists."
- 11/09/09 - "==>"
- 11/09/09 - "==>"
- 11/09/09 - "==>"
- 11/09/09 - "Also in the future..."
- 11/08/09 - "[S] Jade: Descend."
- 11/06/09 - "==>"
- 11/06/09 - "Jade: Stop being the other girl and pester John again."
- 11/06/09 - "Rose: Descend."
- 11/06/09 - "Jade: Be the other girl."
- 11/06/09 - "Jade: Pester Rose."
- 11/06/09 - "==>"
- 11/06/09 - "[S] Dave: STRIFE."
- 11/02/09 - "Jade: Pester Dave."
- 11/02/09 - "==>"
- 11/02/09 - "[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031"
- 11/02/09 - "END INTERMISSION."
- 11/02/09 - "Jade: Open Echidna and go to mspaintadventures.com"
- 10/31/09 - "[S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!"
- 10/30/09 - "==>"
- 10/30/09 - "Jade: See if Dave left you a sweet new rap."
- 10/30/09 - "Jade: Pester John."
- 10/29/09 - "Jade: Activate Pesterchum."
- 10/28/09 - "Jade: Get down to business."
- 10/28/09 - "Jade: Open lunchtop."
- 10/28/09 - "Jade: Captchalogue bass."
- 10/27/09 - "[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline."
- 10/27/09 - "==>"
- 10/27/09 - "Jade: Examine the atomic bass by your bed."
- 10/25/09 - "==>"
- 10/25/09 - "Jade: Lightly irradiate steak."
- 10/24/09 - "==>"
- 10/24/09 - "Jade: Press the steak button."
- 10/24/09 - "==>"
- 10/24/09 - "Jade: Stick fruits in the refrigerator to keep them fresh."
- 10/24/09 - "==>"
- 10/24/09 - "Ok, one more time."
- 10/24/09 - "Take another crack at this."
- 10/24/09 - "Try again."
- 10/24/09 - "==>"
- 10/24/09 - "==>"
- 10/24/09 - "Jade: Feed your friend."
- 10/24/09 - "Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator."
- 10/24/09 - "==>"
- 10/24/09 - "Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic cue ball."
- 10/23/09 - "Jade: Open chest."
- 10/23/09 - "Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest."
- 10/23/09 - "Jade: Look out window."
- 10/22/09 - "Jade: Change wardrobifier setting."
- 10/22/09 - "Jade: Organize all your dolls."
- 10/22/09 - "Jade: Pick up your toys!"
- 10/22/09 - "Jade: Lose interest in fauna and never speak of it again."
- 10/22/09 - "==>"
- 10/22/09 - "Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it."
- 10/21/09 - "==>"
- 10/21/09 - "Jade: Wonder why the design on your shirt changed."
- 10/21/09 - "Jade: Quickly retrieve firearms from wall."
- 10/20/09 - "==>"
- 10/20/09 - "Jade: Explore the other half of your room!"
- 10/20/09 - "==>"
- 10/20/09 - "Jade: Ascend."
- 10/19/09 - "==>"
- 10/19/09 - "Jade: Go upstairs to bedroom."
- 10/18/09 - "==>"
- 10/18/09 - "==>"
- 10/18/09 - "==>"
- 10/18/09 - "==>"
- 10/18/09 - "Jade: Captchalogue something."
- 10/17/09 - "==>"
- 10/17/09 - "Jade: Exit this room."
- 10/16/09 - "Jade: Captchalogue the pumpkin growing next to you."
- 10/16/09 - "Jade: Consult colourful reminders."
- 10/16/09 - "==>"
- 10/16/09 - "==>"
- 10/16/09 - "Jade: Squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants."
- 10/16/09 - "Jade: Select Memory."
- 10/16/09 - "Jade: Set modus."
- 10/15/09 - "Jade: Captchalogue flute."
- 10/15/09 - "==>"
- 10/14/09 - "[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain."
- 10/14/09 - "Examine room."
- 10/14/09 - "==>"
- 10/14/09 - "Try again."
- 10/14/09 - "Read note."
- 10/14/09 - "Drop pumpkin on Farmstink."
- 10/14/09 - "Retrieve arms from..."
- 10/14/09 - "Wake up!"
- 10/14/09 - "Enter name."
- 10/14/09 - "ACT 3 ==>"
- 10/12/09 - "Dear John,"
- 10/11/09 - "==>"
- 10/11/09 - "[S] WV: Ascend."
- 10/11/09 - "oh wait"
- 10/09/09 - "[S] WV: Hasten to the exit post-haste!"
- 10/05/09 - "==>"
- 10/05/09 - "WV: Appearify the grate over the entrance to the facility."
- 10/05/09 - "==>"
- 10/05/09 - "WV: Adjust time dial to appearify rotten pumpkin."
- 10/05/09 - "==>"
- 10/05/09 - "WV: Appearify firefly out of the amber."
- 10/05/09 - "WV: Move spirograph switch."
- 10/05/09 - "WV: Use trusty knife to carve spook schema in pumpkin."
- 10/05/09 - "WV: Deappearify the pumpkin."
- 10/04/09 - "WV: Appearify Can Town."
- 10/04/09 - "WV: Appearify your trusty knife."
- 10/04/09 - "WV: Fiddle with the dials."
- 10/04/09 - "WV: Press green button on right."
- 10/04/09 - "WV: Inspect green buttons."
- 10/04/09 - "WV: Devour pumpkin."
- 10/04/09 - "WV: Examine pumpkin."
- 10/03/09 - "==>"
- 10/03/09 - "WV: Press the triangle pattern."
- 10/03/09 - "WV: Look at the other wall."
- 10/03/09 - "==>"
- 10/03/09 - "WV: Attach your trusty knife to the meter stick."
- 10/03/09 - "==>"
- 10/03/09 - "==>"
- 10/03/09 - "==>"
- 10/03/09 - "WV: Select the triangley fractal."
- 10/03/09 - "==>"
- 10/03/09 - "WV: Curiously prod the funny-looking spirograph."
- 10/02/09 - "==>"
- 10/02/09 - "==>"
- 10/02/09 - "==>"
- 10/02/09 - "WV: Go outside and get some sun."
- 10/02/09 - "Minutes in the future..."
- 10/02/09 - "WV: Mourn the loss of citizen tab."
- 10/01/09 - "[S] WV: Lead your men to victory!"
- 09/30/09 - "WV: Create employment opportunities for the citizen cans."
- 09/30/09 - "WV: Be the mayor."
- 09/30/09 - "WV: Type => REBOOT."
- 09/29/09 - "WV: Type => HOME."
- 09/29/09 - "WV: Type => SWITCH 3."
- 09/29/09 - "WV: Type => SWITCH 2."
- 09/29/09 - "==>"
- 09/29/09 - "==>"
- 09/29/09 - "WV: Hit escape."
- 09/29/09 - "WV: Welcome the rest into the city."
- 09/29/09 - "WV: Consume several cans."
- 09/28/09 - "==>"
- 09/28/09 - "==>"
- 09/28/09 - "WV: Press Tab."
- 09/27/09 - "WV: Turn on the other 3 screens."
- 09/27/09 - "WV: Check that rampaging boy on the screen."
- 09/27/09 - "==>"
- 09/27/09 - "==>"
- 09/27/09 - "==>"
- 09/27/09 - "WV: Survey surroundings in search of more terrain for city."
- 09/26/09 - "WV: Peel label from can of MAYO and affix to sash."
- 09/26/09 - "WV: Use motor oil to designate commercial zones."
- 09/26/09 - "WV: Use your own pee for the commercial zones."
- 09/25/09 - "WV: Lay a chalk foundation for Can Town's civic growth."
- 09/25/09 - "WV: Use the chalk to draw some roads."
- 09/24/09 - "==>"
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Rescue that poor lightning bug."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Examine contents of yellow container."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Try to open the storage box."
- 09/24/09 - "==>"
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Examine box of crayons."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Use glowing green rock to open cans."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Explore west of Can Town."
- 09/24/09 - "==>"
- 09/24/09 - "==>"
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Become the mayor of Can Town."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Be the imp."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Locate a nearby sharp object."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Search room for can opener."
- 09/24/09 - "WV: Clear out all the cans inside the purple machine."
- 09/23/09 - "==>"
- 09/23/09 - "WV: Check book on Human Etiquette."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Examine the small potted plant."
- 09/22/09 - "==>"
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Examine marking on wrist."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Examine can of custard."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Take the can labeled BEANS."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Attempt to open can with your weak pathetic digits."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Use sharp teeth to poke a hole in the lid of the can."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Pick up the can of gravy. Just pick it up."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Captchalogue can of gravy."
- 09/22/09 - "WV: Check the little red bar."
- 09/21/09 - "WV: Examine rotten pumpkin."
- 09/21/09 - "WV: Retri..."
- 09/21/09 - "==>"
- 09/21/09 - "[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building."
- 09/21/09 - "Dave: Stop being the other guy."
- 09/19/09 - "John: Turn around..."
- 09/19/09 - "==>"
- 09/19/09 - "John: Look down."
- 09/19/09 - "John: Ascend to the highest point of the house."
- 09/18/09 - "==>"
- 09/18/09 - "==>"
- 09/18/09 - "John: Prepare for a boss battle."
- 09/18/09 - "John: Be the imp."
- 09/18/09 - "==>"
- 09/18/09 - "==>"
- 09/18/09 - "John: Quickly grab the pogo hammer."
- 09/17/09 - "==>"
- 09/17/09 - "[S] John: Wake up."
- 09/15/09 - "==>"
- 09/15/09 - "==>"
- 09/15/09 - "==>"
- 09/15/09 - "Rose: Message John the Captcha code."
- 09/15/09 - "Rose: Captchalogue Sburb Server CD."
- 09/15/09 - "Rose: Check Alchemy Excursus."
- 09/14/09 - "[S] John: Sleep."
- 09/14/09 - "Rose: Pester John."
- 09/14/09 - "==>"
- 09/14/09 - "==>"
- 09/14/09 - "==>"
- 09/14/09 - "==>"
- 09/14/09 - "==>"
- 09/14/09 - "John: Attack the nearest imp to test pogo hammer's strength."
- 09/13/09 - "John: Practice with new weapon."
- 09/11/09 - "==>"
- 09/11/09 - "==>"
- 09/11/09 - "John: Take it to the alchemiter."
- 09/11/09 - "John: Put both cards in totem lathe."
- 09/11/09 - "==>"
- 09/11/09 - "==>"
- 09/11/09 - "John: Read book. Be the wise guy."
- 09/11/09 - "John: Turn on "detect collisions"."
- 09/11/09 - "John: Collect cards."
- 09/10/09 - "==>"
- 09/10/09 - "==>"
- 09/10/09 - "==>"
- 09/10/09 - "==>"
- 09/10/09 - "==>"
- 09/10/09 - "Rose: Produce captchalogue card."
- 09/10/09 - "Rose: Collect totems."
- 09/10/09 - "John: Do same thing with captchalogued captchalogue card."
- 09/10/09 - "John: Repeat process with other cards and dowels."
- 09/10/09 - "John: Carve a totem of the punched pogo card."
- 09/09/09 - "==>"
- 09/09/09 - "John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make a tent."
- 09/08/09 - "Dave: Be the other guy."
- 09/08/09 - "Dave: Burst out of the puppet pile like "the one"."
- 09/08/09 - "Dave: Read the note on the hatch."
- 09/07/09 - "==>"
- 09/07/09 - "==>"
- 09/07/09 - "==>"
- 09/07/09 - "==>"
- 09/07/09 - "Dave: Yank cord."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a fort."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Look up."
- 09/06/09 - "==>"
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Stuff down mr. purple guy into the garbage disposal."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Activate garbage disposal."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Take blender."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue CHERRY BOMBS."
- 09/06/09 - "==>"
- 09/06/09 - "==>"
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Use ice maker, it's still hot around here."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Take swords."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Open refrigerator."
- 09/06/09 - "Dave: Search for some MAD SNACKS YO."
- 09/05/09 - "==>"
- 09/05/09 - "==>"
- 09/05/09 - "Dave: Think of a new word for powercord."
- 09/05/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord."
- 09/05/09 - "==>"
- 09/05/09 - "==>"
- 09/05/09 - "Dave: Take the skateboard."
- 09/04/09 - "Dave: Check the box "detect collisions"."
- 09/04/09 - "Dave: Change to Scrabble Points Hash Modus."
- 09/04/09 - "Dave: Press EJECT button."
- 09/04/09 - "Dave: Examine fetch modus."
- 09/04/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue nunchucks."
- 09/04/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue each shuriken individually."
- 09/03/09 - "==>"
- 09/03/09 - "==>"
- 09/03/09 - "Dave: Take nunchaku."
- 09/03/09 - "==>"
- 09/03/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue Shurikens."
- 09/03/09 - "Dave: Grab those fireworks."
- 09/02/09 - "Dave: Hide evidence in microwave."
- 09/02/09 - "Dave: Set blender to "Crush Ice"."
- 09/02/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue Buster Sword from behind microwave."
- 09/02/09 - "==>"
- 09/02/09 - "==>"
- 09/02/09 - "Dave: Set Blender to "Mix"."
- 09/02/09 - "Dave: Transfer katana to strife specibus."
- 09/01/09 - "Dave: Go into the kitchen."
- 08/31/09 - "==>"
- 08/31/09 - "==>"
- 08/31/09 - "Dave: Exit your bro's room."
- 08/31/09 - "Dave: Take expensive ninja sword."
- 08/29/09 - "Dave: Ignore Lil Cal and find the beta."
- 08/29/09 - "==>"
- 08/29/09 - "==>"
- 08/29/09 - "John: Make your way up those stairs, posthaste."
- 08/29/09 - "Safe: Level up for slaying the imp."
- 08/29/09 - "Bathtub: Level up for slaying the imp."
- 08/29/09 - "Colonel Sassacre: Level up for slaying the imp."
- 08/28/09 - "John: Level up!"
- 08/28/09 - "John: Take PDA."
- 08/28/09 - "John: Captchalogue punched captchalogued captchalogue card."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Throw hat down in disgust."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Punch card."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Enter code on back of card into designix."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Captchalogue the card."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Examine back of captchalogue card on floor."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Turn the card over."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the wall."
- 08/27/09 - "==>"
- 08/27/09 - "John: Examine contents of safe."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Examine family tome of humour."
- 08/27/09 - "John: Collect grist, examine safe."
- 08/25/09 - "Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to John's room."
- 08/25/09 - "Rose: Move punched cards to John's room."
- 08/25/09 - "==>"
- 08/25/09 - "==>"
- 08/24/09 - "John: Answer your chums."
- 08/24/09 - "==>"
- 08/24/09 - "==>"
- 08/24/09 - "==>"
- 08/24/09 - "==>"
- 08/23/09 - "==>"
- 08/23/09 - "==>"
- 08/23/09 - "==>"
- 08/23/09 - "John: Mash keys heedlessly."
- 08/23/09 - "John: Attempt to retrieve pogo from card."
- 08/23/09 - "John: Type in nZ7Un6BI"
- 08/23/09 - "John: Insert card."
- 08/23/09 - "John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of pogo ride card."
- 08/22/09 - "John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in strife specibus"
- 08/22/09 - "John: Observe back of the first visible captchalogue card."
- 08/22/09 - "Rose: Answer Dave."
- 08/22/09 - "==>"
- 08/22/09 - "John: Gather grist, examine designix."
- 08/21/09 - "i shall take my leave now john. until next time"
- 08/21/09 - "thank you so very very much, dear favorable small primate"
- 08/21/09 - "oh, but thank you"
- 08/21/09 - "but it has been a pleasure nonetheless."
- 08/21/09 - "the opener dilemma remains unsettled, most unfortunately"
- 08/21/09 - "fellow john, it appears we have reached an impasse"
- 08/21/09 - "==>"
- 08/21/09 - "==>"
- 08/21/09 - "Rose: Construct loft above John's room."
- 08/20/09 - "==>"
- 08/19/09 - "Years in the future..."
- 08/19/09 - "==>"
- 08/19/09 - "john might i bother you for a can opener?"
- 08/19/09 - "Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those imps."
- 08/19/09 - "now my civil fellow, i have a well mannered query to ask"
- 08/19/09 - "well done, john. polite congratulations."
- 08/19/09 - "Refrigerator: Level up for slaying the imp."
- 08/18/09 - "==>"
- 08/18/09 - "now sir boy, flee from this boorish rabble post haste."
- 08/18/09 - "mister john, respectfully ask that you please stand up."
- 08/18/09 - "==>"
- 08/18/09 - "John: Flip the fuck out."
- 08/17/09 - "==>"
- 08/17/09 - "John: Ride your steed to victory."
- 08/17/09 - "John: Ride Slimer pogo and one-up that imp."
- 08/17/09 - "==>"
- 08/17/09 - "John: Make your way to the study."
- 08/16/09 - "==>"
- 08/16/09 - "Rose: Check up on Nannaquin, see what's cookin'!"
- 08/16/09 - "==>"
- 08/16/09 - "John: Ride pogo ride."
- 08/16/09 - "John: Bring 2 cans of shaving cream."
- 08/16/09 - "John: Check cabinets for imps or useful items."
- 08/16/09 - "Rose: Use build grist to construct observation tower on roof"
- 08/16/09 - "==>"
- 08/16/09 - "Rose: It's time to build."
- 08/15/09 - "Piano: Level up for slaying the imp."
- 08/15/09 - "John: Get grist."
- 08/15/09 - "Rose: Drop pogo ride in John's bathroom."
- 08/15/09 - "==>"
- 08/15/09 - "Rose: Use pogo ride to fling grist through window."
- 08/15/09 - "==>"
- 08/15/09 - "Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those imps."
- 08/15/09 - "[S] ==>"
- 08/14/09 - "John: Confront Pogo Ride to prepare yourself for Nanna."
- 08/14/09 - "John: Rebuild the claw hammer and return it to specibus."
- 08/14/09 - "==>"
- 08/14/09 - "==>"
- 08/13/09 - "Rose: Deploy the Punch Designix."
- 08/13/09 - "Seconds in the future, but not many..."
- 08/13/09 - "Dave: Pester Rose."
- 08/13/09 - "==>"
- 08/13/09 - "==>"
- 08/13/09 - "Dave: Pester John to ease your nerves."
- 08/12/09 - "==>"
- 08/12/09 - "Dave: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump."
- 08/12/09 - "==>"
- 08/12/09 - "==>"
- 08/12/09 - "Dave: Stop wasting time and look for Bro's beta."
- 08/12/09 - "Dave: Mouse over the orange stripe containing PlushRump."
- 08/11/09 - "Dave: Check if Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff has a sweet update."
- 08/10/09 - "Dave: Open Complete Bullshit."
- 08/10/09 - "==>"
- 08/10/09 - "Dave: Look at your brother's computer."
- 08/09/09 - "Dave: Check out your BRO's sweet gear."
- 08/09/09 - "==>"
- 08/09/09 - "Dave: Give Lil' Cal a bro fistbump."
- 08/09/09 - "Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox."
- 08/09/09 - "==>"
- 08/09/09 - "Dave: Play a game on the Xbox."
- 08/09/09 - "Dave: Find Lil' Cal and give fistbumps."
- 08/09/09 - "Dave: Pity da fool."
- 08/09/09 - "==>"
- 08/09/09 - "Dave: Hastily enter the room with wild abandon."
- 08/07/09 - "Dave: Exit your room, and go into the living room."
- 08/07/09 - "[S] Dave: Retrieve dead bird."
- 08/07/09 - "Dave: Get katana."
- 08/05/09 - "==>"
- 08/05/09 - "Months in the past, but not many..."
- 08/04/09 - "==>"
- 08/04/09 - "Years in the future..."
- 08/04/09 - "FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to get the cookies boy"
- 08/04/09 - "STUPID STUPID DUMB"
- 08/04/09 - "JOHN YOU ARE STUPID."
- 08/04/09 - "THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE. GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!!"
- 08/04/09 - "JOHN. COOKIES. NOW."
- 08/03/09 - "==>"
- 08/03/09 - "==>"
- 08/03/09 - "Rose: Hit John in the head with box to get his attention."
- 08/02/09 - "JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO GET THEM"
- 08/02/09 - "THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER."
- 08/02/09 - "YES I WILL HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE FLOAT HAG ABOUT THAT."
- 08/02/09 - "==>?"
- 08/02/09 - "==>!"
- 08/02/09 - "A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==>"
- 08/02/09 - "ME?? ==>"
- 08/01/09 - "==>"
- 08/01/09 - "[S] GO ON. ==>"
- 07/31/09 - "==>"
- 07/31/09 - "INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN."
- 07/30/09 - "Rose: Pester John."
- 07/29/09 - "[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS"
- 07/29/09 - "INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE."
- 07/29/09 - "THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR."
- 07/29/09 - "Rose: Plug in your laptop."
- 07/28/09 - "Rose: Defile tomb."
- 07/28/09 - "Rose: Hurry and activate the generator!"
- 07/28/09 - "==>"
- 07/28/09 - "FINE. NOW WHAT"
- 07/28/09 - "NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER."
- 07/28/09 - "GATHER THE SCATTERED BITS OF YOUR LARGE HAMMER."
- 07/27/09 - "OK."
- 07/27/09 - "WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD."
- 07/27/09 - "==>"
- 07/27/09 - "NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS."
- 07/26/09 - "THE BOX!!!!!!"
- 07/26/09 - "BACK IN"
- 07/26/09 - "PUT THE BUNNY"
- 07/26/09 - "YOU SAID"
- 07/25/09 - "[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!"
- 07/24/09 - "==>"
- 07/24/09 - "Rose: Forget the W and make haste to the mausoleum."
- 07/23/09 - "[S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER."
- 07/23/09 - "==>"
- 07/23/09 - "Rose: Use umbrella."
- 07/23/09 - "Rose: Exit."
- 07/22/09 - "[S] ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!"
- 07/22/09 - "==>!!!"
- 07/20/09 - "JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!!"
- 07/20/09 - "Rose: First, be the pony. Second, trample Mom."
- 07/20/09 - "==>"
- 07/19/09 - "[S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door."
- 07/16/09 - "READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES."
- 07/16/09 - "THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO."
- 07/16/09 - "JOHN, PURSUE ADVERSARY INTO THAT ROOM."
- 07/16/09 - "==>"
- 07/16/09 - "Dave: Get phone."
- 07/16/09 - "Dave: Answer chum."
- 07/16/09 - "Meanwhile, in the past again."
- 07/15/09 - "==>"
- 07/15/09 - "==>"
- 07/15/09 - "Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a roll."
- 07/13/09 - "==>"
- 07/13/09 - "Rose: Head out the back door."
- 07/13/09 - "==>"
- 07/13/09 - "Rose: Captchalogue velvet pillow."
- 07/13/09 - "Rose: Think of ways to one-up mother."
- 07/13/09 - "==>"
- 07/13/09 - "Rose: Captchalogue W."
- 07/13/09 - "Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache."
- 07/12/09 - "==>"
- 07/12/09 - "==>"
- 07/12/09 - "==>"
- 07/12/09 - "Rose: Investigate richly colored object in middle of screen."
- 07/12/09 - "Rose: Peek inside kitchen."
- 07/11/09 - "Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements."
- 07/11/09 - "Rose: Grab the Eldritch Princess."
- 07/11/09 - "Rose: View Mother's solid copper vacuum statue."
- 07/11/09 - "Rose: Go downstairs to the kitchen back door."
- 07/11/09 - "Rose: Psychoanalyze mother's love of wizards."
- 07/09/09 - "==>"
- 07/09/09 - "==>"
- 07/09/09 - "Dave: Look out window."
- 07/08/09 - "==>"
- 07/08/09 - "==>"
- 07/08/09 - "==>"
- 07/08/09 - "==>"
- 07/08/09 - "==>"
- 07/08/09 - "Dave: Turn off the fan."
- 07/07/09 - "==>"
- 07/07/09 - "Dave: Clean up the juice."
- 07/07/09 - "Dave: Take towel."
- 07/07/09 - "Dave: Search the bathroom for something slightly less damp."
- 07/07/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue damp towel."
- 07/06/09 - "==>"
- 07/06/09 - "Dave: Get a towel or something!"
- 07/05/09 - "Dave: Captchalogue sword."
- 07/05/09 - "Dave: Allocate sword to strife specibus."
- 07/05/09 - "==>"
- 07/05/09 - "==>"
- 07/05/09 - "Dave: Take sip of the apple juice, despite what John said."
- 07/03/09 - "[S] ==>"
- 07/03/09 - "Dave: Play some hauntingly sick beats."
- 07/03/09 - "TROUBLING. INVESTIGATE THIS."
- 07/03/09 - "==> ??"
- 07/03/09 - "JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP DOING NOTHING."
- 07/03/09 - "Dave: Answer chum."
- 07/03/09 - "Dave: Save your place, read it later."
- 07/03/09 - "Dave: Skip ahead a hundred pages or so."
- 07/03/09 - "SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots"
- 07/03/09 - "Use Occam's Razor on plans and schemes."
- 07/03/09 - "Midnight Crew."
- 07/03/09 - "Dave: Check the latest page of the Midnight Crew."
- 07/03/09 - "==>"
- 07/03/09 - "Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your interests."
- 07/02/09 - "==>"
- 07/02/09 - "==>"
- 07/02/09 - "Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John."
- 07/01/09 - "Dave: Take juice."
- 07/01/09 - "Dave: Examine jar of unknown yellow substance in the closet."
- 06/30/09 - "Dave: Take box."
- 06/30/09 - "Dave: Check the blue box."
- 06/30/09 - "Dave: Examine closet."
- 06/30/09 - "==>"
- 06/30/09 - "Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable."
- 06/30/09 - "Dave: Get the damn beta and save your friend's life!"
- 06/30/09 - "Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks."
- 06/29/09 - "Examine room."
- 06/29/09 - "Try again."
- 06/29/09 - "Enter name."
- 06/29/09 - "What??"
- 06/29/09 - "Rose: Confront mother in hall."
- 06/26/09 - "[S] ==>"
- 06/25/09 - "Rose: Take items and proceed downstairs."
- 06/25/09 - "==>"
- 06/25/09 - "==>"
- 06/25/09 - "==>"
- 06/25/09 - "Rose: Consult the grimoire."
- 06/25/09 - "Rose: Knit plush cuddle-cthulhu to soothe nerves."
- 06/24/09 - "==>"
- 06/24/09 - "Rose: Allocate knitting needles to strife specibus."
- 06/24/09 - "Rose: Recaptchalogue your items!"
- 06/24/09 - "Rose: Equip grimoire to strife specibus."
- 06/24/09 - "Rose: Knit laptop cozy to shield your laptop from the rain."
- 06/23/09 - "==>"
- 06/23/09 - "THE GREEN TEXT WAS ATTRACTIVE. NOW VIEW THE RED TEXT AGAIN."
- 06/23/09 - "WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM SAYS?"
- 06/23/09 - "RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE."
- 06/22/09 - "==>"
- 06/22/09 - "Rose: Pick up car."
- 06/22/09 - "THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT."
- 06/22/09 - "ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT."
- 06/22/09 - "INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT."
- 06/22/09 - "IGNORE THIS WOMAN'S ANTICS."
- 06/20/09 - "==>"
- 06/20/09 - "DO AGAIN AS PURPLE WORDS SAY."
- 06/20/09 - "Rose: Remove cruxtruder from doorway."
- 06/20/09 - "INSPECT HAG ASH INCIDENT."
- 06/20/09 - "==>"
- 06/20/09 - "==>"
- 06/20/09 - "JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A DISTRACTING MANNER."
- 06/20/09 - "Rose: Prototype sprite with Sassacre text."
- 06/20/09 - "DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS."
- 06/20/09 - "==>"
- 06/20/09 - "Rose: Prototype sprite with Betty Crocker box."
- 06/19/09 - "Rose: Check status of battery."
- 06/19/09 - "==>"
- 06/18/09 - "==>"
- 06/17/09 - "Years in the future, but not many..."
- 06/16/09 - "==>==>==>==>==>"
- 06/16/09 - "NO DON'T DO THAT. HOP OFF THIS LEDGE ON TO THAT CAR."
- 06/16/09 - "THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING."
- 06/16/09 - "==>==>"
- 06/16/09 - "NOW TAKE IT."
- 06/16/09 - "FINE. PROCEED AS YOUR LEVEL OF COMFORT DICTATES."
- 06/16/09 - "BOY I SAID MAKE HASTE ON THE NARROW CATWALK!"
- 06/16/09 - "JOHN RUN ACROSS PRECARIOUS PLATFORM SWIFTLY."
- 06/16/09 - "==>"
- 06/16/09 - "I SEE. ==>?"
- 06/16/09 - "JOHN. RECYCLE THE GRIST AS WAS DICTATED BY YOUR COHORT."
- 06/16/09 - "WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE BLUE WOBBLY THING."
- 06/16/09 - "DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT SAYS. TO THE BALCONY."
- 06/16/09 - "FIRST, TAKE THE FABRIC ITEM ON THE FLOOR THERE."
- 06/15/09 - "NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT."
- 06/15/09 - "FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS."
- 06/15/09 - "BOY, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND."
- 06/13/09 - "[S] YOU THERE. BOY."
- 06/12/09 - "BOY."
- 06/12/09 - "==>"
- 06/11/09 - "[S] ==>"
- 06/10/09 - "ACT 2 ==>"
- 06/09/09 - "Years in the future, but not many..."
- 06/07/09 - "END OF ACT 1"
- 06/07/09 - "[S] John: Take bite of apple."
- 06/05/09 - "==>"
- 06/05/09 - "Rose: Remove blocks."
- 06/05/09 - "John: Take totem to alchemiter."
- 06/05/09 - "Rose: Put bathtub back."
- 06/04/09 - "Rose: Remove door from hinges."
- 06/04/09 - "==>"
- 06/04/09 - "Rose: Access laboratory wifi network."
- 06/04/09 - "Rose: Stack laptop on Grimoire to maximize elevation."
- 06/04/09 - "Rose: See what you can observe."
- 06/03/09 - "Rose: Try to connect!"
- 06/02/09 - "Rose: Hurry up to that observatory."
- 06/02/09 - "Rose: Go through door."
- 06/01/09 - "==>"
- 06/01/09 - "Rose: Sneak by."
- 06/01/09 - "==>"
- 06/01/09 - "Rose: Tiptoe to observatory."
- 06/01/09 - "Rose: Go explore the house."
- 05/31/09 - "Rose: Take book."
- 05/31/09 - "Rose: Examine book on desk."
- 05/30/09 - "Rose: Get laptop."
- 05/30/09 - "Rose: Look out window."
- 05/30/09 - "Rose: Captchalogue knitting supply bag."
- 05/30/09 - "John: Tell Liv Tyler you love her before impact."
- 05/28/09 - "[S] Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin."
- 05/28/09 - "Rose: Get violin."
- 05/28/09 - "Rose: Stroke writing journal and mutter, 'My precious...'"
- 05/28/09 - "Rose: Writhe like a flagellum and puke on your bed."
- 05/28/09 - "Rose: Retrieve arms from the purple box."
- 05/28/09 - "Examine room."
- 05/28/09 - "One more time."
- 05/28/09 - "Enter name."
- 05/26/09 - "==>"
- 05/25/09 - "==>"
- 05/25/09 - "==>"
- 05/25/09 - "==>"
- 05/25/09 - "John: Activate lathe."
- 05/25/09 - "John: Use cruxite dowel on totem lathe."
- 05/25/09 - "==>"
- 05/25/09 - "==>"
- 05/25/09 - "John: Take cruxite to totem lathe."
- 05/25/09 - "John: Use pre-punched card on totem lathe."
- 05/23/09 - "John: Answer chums."
- 05/23/09 - "John: Run to your room and contact TT through Pesterchum."
- 05/23/09 - "==>"
- 05/23/09 - "TT: Revise bathroom."
- 05/23/09 - "==>"
- 05/23/09 - "John: Attempt to ingest a unit of build grist."
- 05/22/09 - "John: High-five Kernelsprite."
- 05/22/09 - "==>"
- 05/22/09 - "==>"
- 05/22/09 - "==>"
- 05/22/09 - "John: Switch modus and use telescope to inspect sky."
- 05/21/09 - "==>"
- 05/21/09 - "==>"
- 05/21/09 - "John: Put cruxite on weird pattern on alchemiter."
- 05/21/09 - "John: Captchalogue telescope."
- 05/21/09 - "TT: Explore Atheneum."
- 05/21/09 - "John: Use pre-punched card with the alchemiter."
- 05/21/09 - "==>"
- 05/21/09 - "[S] ==>"
- 05/20/09 - "TT: Drop maimed harlequin into Kernelsprite."
- 05/19/09 - "==>"
- 05/19/09 - "John: Captchalogue fanciful harlequins."
- 05/19/09 - "John: Get card."
- 05/19/09 - "TT: Deploy Pre-punched Card."
- 05/19/09 - "John: Get cruxite."
- 05/19/09 - "John: Turn wheel again."
- 05/19/09 - "==>"
- 05/19/09 - "==>"
- 05/19/09 - "TT: Pick up sledgehammer."
- 05/18/09 - "John: Hit Cruxtruder with sledgehammer."
- 05/18/09 - "John: Scold TT."
- 05/18/09 - "TT: Put bathtub in driveway."
- 05/18/09 - "John: Examine wheel on the Cruxtruder."
- 05/17/09 - "==>"
- 05/17/09 - "John: Might as well check out the Cruxtruder."
- 05/17/09 - "John: Answer chum."
- 05/17/09 - "==>"
- 05/17/09 - "John: Get sledgehammer and card."
- 05/17/09 - "John: Hop down the hole."
- 05/16/09 - "John: Investigate."
- 05/16/09 - "==>"
- 05/16/09 - "TT: Grab the soiled toilet."
- 05/16/09 - "John: Look through telescope."
- 05/15/09 - "John: Examine Alchemiter in a cautious manner."
- 05/15/09 - "John: Go out to balcony."
- 05/15/09 - "John: Install Pesterchum."
- 05/15/09 - "John: Get PDA."
- 05/15/09 - "TT: Deploy Alchemiter."
- 05/15/09 - "TT: Deploy Cruxtruder."
- 05/14/09 - "John: Stand in corner."
- 05/14/09 - "==>"
- 05/14/09 - "TT: Open Grist Cache"
- 05/14/09 - "John: Examine Totem Lathe."
- 05/14/09 - "TT: Deploy Totem Lathe."
- 05/14/09 - "TT: Open Phernalia Registry."
- 05/14/09 - "==>"
- 05/14/09 - "TT: Revise room."
- 05/12/09 - "TT: Put the bunny back in the box."
- 05/12/09 - "TT: Select bunny."
- 05/12/09 - "TT: Select John."
- 05/12/09 - "TT: Select stuff in yard and move it back into room."
- 05/12/09 - "==>"
- 05/12/09 - "John: Get the card."
- 05/12/09 - "TT: Drop chest."
- 05/12/09 - "TT: Zoom out."
- 05/12/09 - "TT: Select magic chest."
- 05/12/09 - "==>"
- 05/09/09 - "[S] ==>"
- 05/09/09 - "John: Press [ENTER]"
- 05/09/09 - "John: Check Pesterchum window."
- 05/09/09 - "John: Look at monitor."
- 05/08/09 - "John: Check status of Sburb beta."
- 05/08/09 - "==>"
- 05/08/09 - "John: Use the razor on the red package."
- 05/07/09 - "==>"
- 05/07/09 - "John: Captchalogue glass shards."
- 05/07/09 - "John: Pick up package again."
- 05/07/09 - "John: Get razor."
- 05/07/09 - "John: Open up that package!"
- 05/06/09 - "==>"
- 05/06/09 - "John: Might as well grab those cuffs."
- 05/06/09 - "John: Get more stuff."
- 05/06/09 - "John: Get other cake."
- 05/06/09 - "John: Pick up two items."
- 05/06/09 - "John: Put down razor."
- 05/06/09 - "John: Switch back to Stack Modus."
- 05/05/09 - "John: Apply Fetch Modus to Sylladex."
- 05/05/09 - "John: Get free Fetch Modus."
- 05/05/09 - "John: Read Data Structures book."
- 05/05/09 - "John: Bone up on data structures."
- 05/05/09 - "==>"
- 05/05/09 - "John: Install the Sburb beta."
- 05/04/09 - "==>"
- 05/04/09 - "John: Open browser and go to mspaintadventures.com"
- 05/03/09 - "[S] John: Check Pesterchum."
- 05/03/09 - "John: Admire "Failure to Launch" poster."
- 05/02/09 - "John: Go to bedroom."
- 05/02/09 - "John: Retrieve your items."
- 05/02/09 - "John: Remove PDA, envelope and package from cake."
- 05/02/09 - "John: Go to bathroom and grab a towel."
- 05/02/09 - "John: Retreat upstairs!"
- 05/01/09 - "John: Combine the cakes to make a double decker cake."
- 05/01/09 - "John: Get cake on couch."
- 04/30/09 - "John: Exit kitchen."
- 04/30/09 - "John: Take envelope."
- 04/30/09 - "John: Take package."
- 04/30/09 - "John: Take PDA."
- 04/30/09 - "John: Abscond."
- 04/29/09 - "==>"
- 04/29/09 - "John: Take the cake!"
- 04/29/09 - "==>"
- 04/29/09 - "John: Captachalogue pie tin."
- 04/29/09 - "John: Equip disguise for defense."
- 04/29/09 - "John: Retrieve the package and flee to your room!"
- 04/28/09 - "[S] STRIFE!"
- 04/27/09 - "==>"
- 04/27/09 - "[S] John: Enter."
- 04/24/09 - "John: Go back into the kitchen."
- 04/24/09 - "John: Spy in the kitchen."
- 04/24/09 - "John: See if your father left the mail in the car."
- 04/24/09 - "John: Leave a surprise for the mailman."
- 04/24/09 - "==>"
- 04/24/09 - "[S] ==>"
- 04/23/09 - "John: Check mail."
- 04/23/09 - "John: Exit."
- 04/22/09 - "John: Attempt to leave the house."
- 04/22/09 - "John: Play 52 Pick-Up."
- 04/21/09 - "[S] John: Play haunting piano refrain."
- 04/21/09 - "John: Captchalogue captchalogue card."
- 04/21/09 - "John: Examine captchalogue card."
- 04/21/09 - "John: Combine second pipe with clever disguise."
- 04/21/09 - "John: Upgrade costume with hat from hat rack."
- 04/21/09 - "John: Examine father's desk."
- 04/21/09 - "John: Go in the study."
- 04/20/09 - "John: Find dad and retrieve mail."
- 04/20/09 - "John: Read Colonel Sassacre's text."
- 04/20/09 - "John: Captchalogue doll."
- 04/20/09 - "John: Throw present wrap in fire."
- 04/20/09 - "John: Inspect burnt paper on the floor."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Attach arms to doll."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Go back downstairs."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Check message."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Check Pesterchum."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Examine 3rd and 4th walls of room."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Go get fake arms again."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Put urn back."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Combine ashes with urn."
- 04/19/09 - "John: Captchalogue ashes."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Open large present."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Examine oversized gift."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Combine father's pipe with clever disguise."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Topple urn."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Fondly regard cremation."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Toss GameBro into fire."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Examine fireplace."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Admire harlequins."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Go downstairs."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Leave room."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Wear disguise to fool dad."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Get funny glasses too."
- 04/18/09 - "John: Captchalogue magician's hat."
- 04/17/09 - "John: Captchalogue GameBro."
- 04/17/09 - "John: Read article."
- 04/17/09 - "John: Examine GameBro Magazine."
- 04/17/09 - "John: Captchalogue Colonel's big book."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Report progress to TG."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Select "HAMMER"."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Allocate hammer to strife specibus."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Combine fake arms with cake."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Answer chum."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Set Pesterchum status to "bully"."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Captchalogue fake arms again."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Read COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT."
- 04/16/09 - "John: Examine games on CD rack."
- 04/15/09 - "John: Forget it. Check mail later."
- 04/15/09 - "John: Go outside and check mailbox."
- 04/15/09 - "John: Examine mailbox."
- 04/15/09 - "John: Look out window."
- 04/15/09 - "John: Open message."
- 04/15/09 - "John: Open Pesterchum."
- 04/15/09 - "John: Examine incoming message."
- 04/14/09 - "John: Eat cake."
- 04/14/09 - "John: Examine calendar."
- 04/14/09 - "John: Examine Deep Impact poster."
- 04/14/09 - "John: Examine Con Air poster."
- 04/14/09 - "John: Nail poster to wall."
- 04/14/09 - "John: Use hammer/nails on poster."
- 04/14/09 - "John: Combine the nails and hammer."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Take nails."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Acquire hammer and nails. They will come in handy."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Take poster."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Read note on drawer."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Examine Problem Sleuth Poster."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Equip fake arms."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Captchalogue smoke pellets."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Examine contents of chest."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST."
- 04/13/09 - "Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST."
- 04/13/09 - "John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer."
- 04/13/09 - "Examine room."
- 04/13/09 - "Try again."
- 04/13/09 - "Enter name."
- 04/13/09 - "Homestuck"
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