Harold/Luna C-S Supports

C RANK

LUNA: Hey, Harold, you'll do anything, right?

HAROLD: No, I don't think I've ever made that claim... I smite evil and charge down the path of righteousness. I am a man of justice and-

LUNA: Yeah yeah, whatever. I heard you'd do anything, so you're gonna do anything. Alright?

HAROLD: A-alright.

LUNA: So, I've heard you've been having trouble finding things to do, Mister Do-Anything.

HAROLD: Indeed I have. Many people have been rejecting my offers of assistance....

LUNA: Right... I think you've been doing the right thing, but you have terrible luck, right? That's why people don't want your help. They don't want to get caught in your bad luck.

HAROLD: Uu...

LUNA: Hey, don't feel bad. I'll help you out, if you're alright with that. There's gotta be a way to overcome your bad luck, so I'll stick with you and give you some advice.

HAROLD: Will you really?

LUNA: For payment, just come along with me when I go shopping. I love shopping, but the return trips are always a pain.

HAROLD: Very well. Lend me your assistnace.

LUNA: Alright. Now, since we're forming a new relationship, we might as well give it a name. Since we're Harold and Luna... how about "The HaroLuna Alliance"?

HAROLD: Th-The HaroLuna Alliance?

LUNA: Yeah, has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Now, let's move out!
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B RANK

LUNA: Ahhh, I love shopping!

HAROLD: ... You're a heavier shopper than I expected. What are you going to do with all this fish?

LUNA: Uh... eat it, duh? Anyway, HaroLuna Alliance Member B, can I ask you something?

HAROLD: HaroLuna Alliance Member B? Y-You mean me?

LUNA: Yeah. I'll call you B for short. So, do you feel any bad luck coming on?

HAROLD: ...Let's see, the last time I went to buy weapons, I saw a horse cart filled with vegetables tip over, so I helped right it. And then, when I got home... my weapon had turned into a radish.

LUNA: Your weapon turned into a radish?

HAROLD: I must have mixed it up while righting the wagon.

LUNA: ... Your luck is even worhse than I though. But this time, we've got a load of fish rather than a weapon. There's gonna be hell to pay if they suddenly turn into radishes!

HAROLD I-I know...

LUNA: Wait a sec, look at that! It's a horse cart, the mortal foe of the HaroLuna Alliance! And it's coming right this way! Move aside, B! Don't let that cart get close!

HAROLD: Roger!

LUNA: ... Huh? It passed by without incident... talk about a let-down...

HAROLD: ... That aside, the clouds are starting to look a little suspect...

LUNA: You're right... something's wrong with those clouds...

[Explosion]

HAROLD: GYAAAAAAAAAAA!

LUNA: Wha!? You got struck by lightning!!? B, say something! B!!!
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A RANK

LUNA: Phew, another great day of shopping! But you really surprised me last time. I never thought you'd get hit by lightning. I couldn't even understand what was going on, much less give advice.

HAROLD: I thought the fish would get burned to a crisp, but they were just beautifully seared on the surface.

LUNA: Well, at least it was tasty... But let's not mess with lightning anymore. We're carrying clothes this time.

HAROLD: Yeah, I know...

LUNA: Look! Another horse cart! Run away, B!

HAROLD: Gotcha!

LUNA: Huh...? It's gone...

HAROLD: Heads up, there's wyverns! Watch out for droppings!

LUNA: Stop, stop! Is this some kinda sick joke!? You'd better not get any turds on my clothes!

... Huh? They flew away too... Who's next? Who else dares to threaten the HaroLuna Alliance!?

HAROLD: Look, those clouds are getting strange again.

LUNA: No, stop! Not the lightning! Anything but the lightning!

HAROLD: ... It's a rainstorm.

LUNA: This sucks... the clothes I bought are all soaked... There really isn't a cure for your bad luck... We're over. The HaroLuna Alliance is over!

HAROLD: Sorry...

[Scene change]

LUNA: Well I'll be... I bought these clothes even though they were a bit oversized because they were the last ones in stock, but they've shrunk from the rain. Now they're a perfect fit. I can't believe it...

HAROLD: So everything worked out in the end again?

LUNA: Maybe your misfortune actually has a positive effect for me. In that case, we can keep our Alliance. Be grateful for that.

HAROLD: A-Alright...
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S RANK

HAROLD: What is it? Going shopping again?

LUNA: Thanks for coming, B... No, Harold.

HAROLD: If you're calling me that, then...

LUNA: That's right. I'm gonna dissolve the Alliance after all.

HAROLD: I see... That's a pity. It was surprisingly fun to face off against my misfortunes head on, but...

LUNA: Don't get me wrong, we're still gonna face your misfortunes together.

HAROLD: No... you don't need to push yourself. Our Alliance is already over...

LUNA: No, we may not have our Alliance anymore, but how about we be husband and wife from now on?

HAROLD: ...

LUNA: W-Well, we can't get married right away, so first we need to start dating...

HAROLD: ...

LUNA: C-Come on! Say something! It took a lot of courage to say all that!

HAROLD: S-Sorry, but are you serious about this?

LUNA: Of course I am. You really think someone would joke about this!?

HAROLD: I suppose not. But... Are you really fine with me? We'll have lots of trouble every day.

LUNA: Maybe you will, but it seems things aren't so bad for me.

HAROLD: That's a relief, then. I can give this to you without any hesitation now.

LUNA: Huh!? Whaaa!? Isn't this a ring!?

HAROLD: I bought it after realizing I'd fallen in love with you... but, I kept wondering whether I should give it to you or not, or if I should even tell you how I felt in the first place.

LUNA: Th... Then why didn't you say so sooner!?

HAROLD: Huh?

LUNA: I mean, don't you feel bad about this? I confessed to you without even knowing how you felt...

HAROLD: That... doesn't really matter, does it?

LUNA: It does matter... It's always whoever goes first that gets to be the boss in the relationship...

HAROLD: Hahaha. You don't need to worry about that. You'll have to keep on cleaning up after my messes from here on out.

LUNA: R-really? Then maybe this isn't so bad... Thanks, Harold. I think we'll have a lot of excitement ahead of us together.

HAROLD: Yeah, that's one thing we'll never run out of. Let's have a good time together.