Lack of response will be taken as a sign of submissiveness

Sokaru: . . . .
moorsy: mmmm
InCreedible: hi
SageOfPhilia: Hello.
moorsy: Hi.
InCreedible: mooorrssssyyy
InCreedible: long time no see
GeluMartin: hi
SageOfPhilia: How goes it?
Sokaru: Oh, awful. Just awful. Thanks for asking.
SageOfPhilia: Why so awful, Sokaru?
Sokaru: Chaos to Exalt rates are 26 to 1 now. That's 6 Chaos per Exalt more than I thought it was.
SageOfPhilia: Uh huh.
SageOfPhilia: This is on PoE, I presume?
Sokaru: I have 30% fewer Exalts-worth in Chaos than I thought I did.
Sokaru: QQQQQQQ
Sokaru: And I keep getting low-level uniques that are worthless to me.
Sokaru: QQQQQQQQQQQQ
SageOfPhilia: That is a sad thing to learn indeed.
moorsy: So many Qs
furrymessiah: So very many.
SageOfPhilia: If only you had friends who were just beginning to get back into the game, ones who would love free low-level uniques.
Sokaru: **** you they're mine
Sokaru: I'll sell them to you for 1 Ex each.
SageOfPhilia: Hah.
Sokaru: And maybe a body part.
SageOfPhilia: Which body parts?
Sokaru: Whichever you don't need to continue surviving. Unless you're okay with not surviving.
Sokaru: Then any that I can sell will do, really.
SageOfPhilia: I don't think people are interested in buying much beyond vital organs.
SageOfPhilia: Yet another disappointing market.
furrymessiah: It's your own fault, really.
furrymessiah: You haven't made the acquisition of non-vital body bits a viable economy.
Sokaru: Tell that to prostitutes.
furrymessiah: HEYO
Sokaru: I'M SO WITTY
SageOfPhilia: Just keep telling yourself that.
Sokaru: I will. If I say it enough, people around me might start believing it.
Sokaru: For some reason.
furrymessiah: Cognitive dissonance, all around.
Sokaru: Yes, those words seem large enough to work.
furrymessiah: It's so crazy.
furrymessiah: It just might work.
SageOfPhilia: Sokaru is crazy and doesn't work.
SageOfPhilia: So... there's that....
Sokaru: I'm not crazy.
furrymessiah: Operative word being 'might'
SageOfPhilia: You're crazy cool!
Sokaru: That statement is my only defense, but it's true.
Sokaru: Oh.
Sokaru: And witty, right?
SageOfPhilia: Of course. You've convinced me.
furrymessiah: Against the multitudes of contrary evidence.
Sokaru: It's all that cognitive dissonance.
furrymessiah: It's the Circle of Life.
SageOfPhilia: On second thought, perhaps I am crazy.
Sokaru: Oh?
furrymessiah: The odds are stacked in favor of that.
moorsy: We're all crazy.
moorsy: Just... different brands.
furrymessiah: Oh, there is no doubt.
janeks91: hi
InCreedible: hi
SageOfPhilia: Is it more likely that Sokaru is cool and witty, or that I am mad?
SageOfPhilia: Hmm.
moorsy: Sokaru, cool?
furrymessiah: I think he's more pithy than witty.
furrymessiah: But anyone who stays in this room long enough becomes pithy.
SoulofBloodvale: We are a beautiful community of fruit.
Sokaru: Did you just call me a fruit?
SoulofBloodvale: We are all fruit here, Sokaru.
moorsy: You're a prune.
SageOfPhilia: He did.
SageOfPhilia: You going to take that, Sokaru?
furrymessiah: I pride myself on being a green raspberry.
Sokaru: I can't take that. I don't know how take that. I don't even know what it means.
Sokaru: How to.
SageOfPhilia: I believe it's a play on the word "pithy."
Sokaru: I still feel offended.
Sokaru: Where do you get prune?
SageOfPhilia: I think you're being called an old homosexual.
Sokaru: I'm only about 30% of either of those.
martyn898: hi
Sokaru: Ah, unique.
Sokaru: Not even one that means I need to kill myself.
martyn898: i woudl never need a mean to kill my self ever
Sokaru: . . . .
moorsy: That's entirely relevant. Thank you for the contribution.
Sokaru: Are you saying you don't need a reason to kill yourself?
Sokaru: That's great for me.
Sokaru: Go on then.
moorsy: He's never lacking the means.
SageOfPhilia: Fantastic. Go to.
Sokaru: I think he means he'd never need the means. Which now that I think about it implies the exact opposite of what I was hoping for.
furrymessiah: So much animosity here. Quickly, fan the flames of passionate thought.
SageOfPhilia: Well, perhaps "go to" would be enough to provide motivation.
Sokaru: That would require passion.
SageOfPhilia: I don't know how easily his mind is swayed.
Sokaru: I might have difficulties here.
SageOfPhilia: Quick, Sokaru, invent a way to have emotions.
Sokaru: Can I hurt someone until they have emotions for me?
Sokaru: Have emotions in my place, that is.
moorsy: A weird Stockholm syndrome.
moorsy: Oh.
Sokaru: Yes, that's what I got from my reading as well.
moorsy: Very weird.
Sokaru: That being the reason I reworded a bit.
SageOfPhilia: You need an emotional surrogate?
Sorcerer_: hello  (reply)
To Sorcerer_: ey
Sokaru: One that I can injure.
Sorcerer_: Rather Be is going high in Hot 20 last days(except today)  (reply)
Sokaru: I think that's how obedience is formed.
To Sorcerer_: o i see
Sokaru: That's also the reason I'm not allowed to have pets.
Sorcerer_: monday - 2nd, yesterday - 1st, today - 18th  (reply)
Sorcerer_: but its normal, opponents are going high too  (reply)
SageOfPhilia: Or one who actually enjoys you.
SoulofBloodvale: Sokaru, I think Sage is volunteering.
Sokaru: But then I wouldn't get to injure anything, Soul. Unless she's into that.
SoulofBloodvale: ...are you, Sage?
Sokaru: Lack of response will be taken as a sign of submissiveness and will therefore imply a 'yes'.
SoulofBloodvale: Well there you have it.
SoulofBloodvale: A pain buddy.
Sorcerer_: how long u will be listening?  (reply)
Sokaru: Now I just need a car.
To Sorcerer_: Foreva.
SoulofBloodvale: Or you can demand your slave to come to you.