Kikari replies

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I am not. My actual cartridge hasn't been invaded by a psychopathic jester, either. Ahaha.
HAH. That could be intriguing.
GASP. How dare he.
Ahaha, well. Considering the name is Dimentio and all - well, DMNTO - it made sense.

How did that become Jill?
Yes, yes it is. And I'm not even screenshotting everything yet.
Yup. It's...a thing. How did you get all rights reserved?
So, you odd?

Well, the holy figure thing - is actually the day, if I recall correctly. I just manipulated it to my own means. And put it to the right day.
Yes. And it's hilarious for it.
VisualBoyAdvance, on a custom joypad that maps B to B instead of my ordinary X. Considering the rule says don't press B, makes sense to put both Bs in the same place, hm?
Yessss. But that's why I have a spreadsheet.

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Hahaha, yesss.
Good. I dun wanna.
Hahaha. There's probably one Appleverse deity into that somewhere, just we need to find it!
Very neat.

Yeaaah, I'd pass on that one too.
It's just what was given to me by the generator, is all.
Theoretically, but I think it'd count as cheating. Apologies.
I believe so.

Yarp. Is what I meant.
But but I dun wanna.
Eh...I forgot the context. *checks update* Cheep Cheep are harder to deal with than Goomba, and are also fish, but general Karps are more like Goomba? I don't know...
Ahaha, perhaps. But I keep losing hold of shift because I'm a derp.

Not until they almost kill your starter.
I still need to do the list for that. Derpez moi.
What if he's a monstrous grandfather of monsters?
Yup. So I savestate now. Muahah.

YES, IT HAPPENS AND IT IS A THING
My poor fabric.
I don't even know.
Yessss. B'doing.

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IT IS A COUCH AND IT IS MONSTROUS
Awwwwh.
...how exactly did you get gorilla, Google.
It does, but he's not. Or is he?

Geh. I sympathise.
LUNACY!
Yes, it is. Heehee, I like it though. Is unique.
Ahaha. REDSTEVE!

No, he's far worse. He's a recurring character in the hack Jupiter. If you give into potential curiosity, you'd be better off watching Bryss' run of it than playing yourself...I was scouting, so I didn't have that option. Arceus, PinkGuy is creepy.
So much consistency!
And that's a thing Bryss started. Ahaha.
But I don't want a heart disorder! My heart is fine as it is!

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Consistency, it has it.
I have no idea. Please refer to previous line.
Joy could be pain to extreme narcissists. I think that's the word.
Loooots of question marks. To the point where the translation lost count.

Dun dun dun!
It does. Funnily enough, I realised it was an anagram of Admin before I realised it was an anagram of Midna, and V got it the other way around. Which is odd.
Probably worm. But knif, what. Not a very knif name.
The move being learnt, I think. Haven't exactly memorised the learning sequence yet. Ahahah.

It's entirely possible the translation could put random capslock words, but it might not? I don't know.
Yes, it is rather amusing.
It's full of paint!
But does it also lions and tigers repeating?

Aheh. Well, it's called Pud, so...
Yup. So many Lidel.
Or maybe she has a machete.
She took out a Tyranitar. Who can say if they're tears of joy or sadness?

Until it turned to fishing.
Yarp. It's a thing.
Ahaha, thanks.
But did you want Potions?

Ooh, full cycle is fun.
Inverting it. Ygnez is Ygnez.
I don't even.
Yup, as am I.

Yeaaah. It's a thing.[/spoiler]

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SUPERBALL and I'm not sure about any of the others yet.
I did not, they'd be a lot more legible if I did. Ahahah.
This is a good point.
Would you like to give a nickname to your AMERICA?

I don't even know what happened there.
Ahaha, fair enough.
Well, it is intended to cause humour. So if you're giggling incoherently, I'm doing something right!
Yay!

Matt's someone stealing my items. >:v
I think it typo'd anyway, it left off two 'B's at the start and the second A should be a D. /shot
Hahaha. Country 100!
The rubber duck, I assume? I...don't remember much. Sorry.

Hah. New yolk?
The translation is laughing. Aww.
But can it open locks?
And by my own signature move...yes, especially as there's multiple nameless moves, or those with the same name.

Yessss. SKATE, WEEDLE, SKATE!
So much sports, yaaay.
Of course. I can't not quote Fracktail now, can I?
Yes. GASP.

That implies I'm weak, thou---oh, wait.
Huh. You don't even like the character designs? SO CHIBI!
HAhahahahahah. Who said it wasn't?
A football court. If it's American 'football' (that is, handegg) I don't know if it's on a court or not, so.

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Ursaring is Linb. Huh.
Yes, it is a thing. It's an odd thing.
>extra hours. Hour did it do that?
Decimal was a Breloom of mine. I forgot why I said that though, derp.

Ganette was another Breloom of mine. My Breloom always die. Sob. Anyway, she had Earthquake.
Well, the light of a lighthouse could be its head...
Nope nope, I'm the idiot around here.
Ahaha. It's an odd thing.

I hope not. @_@
I believe so. Though I forgot the context.
Probably. But again, I forgot. Derp.
Aww.

Entirely possible.
Well, if they made Mandibuzz out of bananas instead of candycorn...
BB, are you going with Nu---/hides
Ahahaha. Well, any time BB spends smiling is time you're not being attacked, so!

Who knows?
It probably wouldn't. Bad translations and all that.
Whyyy. I want to make it explode. ; ~ ;
Why is it specifically cow, translator?

Apparently so.
Huh. Google knew, I assume.
Who, me? Nooope.
THE HOLY HAND GRENADE! If not, I don't know.

Right, got it.

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Ah, that makes sense. Google Translate, why you so derp.
Now if only it was Sweets!Gym so I could grind there. Ah well!
Aww. I don't know. Aheh.
Hahahahahaha.

Lollipop guild? So like Loliwak?
Ahahaha, probably is the case.
Except if they do? KA!
Ah yes, you sent me them. Ahaha.

Oh Arceus. You sent me that too...I'm scared.
The most proper of pirates. Bluna approves.
I...honestly don't know.
Yay!

Yes, Dimentio is rather uncouth like that. Far be it from me to speak negatively about one who is not currently present, but times have changed. Times have changed.
I believe his preferred area is specifically birds, as opposed to merely those that fly. Regardless, a Gligar would be an appropriate and useful choice for him to use.
(Ah ha ha. If you call attempting to remake the world as a more...shall we say fun? Yes. As a more fun place...ah ha ha, I don't see how that could offend anyone. But apparently it did.) Dimentio, please refrain from entering my reply boxes...did you let the Lady Watmel in?
It would be a rather nice thing to experience, but alas it is not to be.

Honest mistakes are an infuriatingly simple thing to make.
Indeed. One would not expect such a level of disrespect.
The world bent itself to our will, in this way at least. I believe our acquaintance Dimentio played part in this.
If you would like to do so, then let your words be penned.

Ahaha. It was interesting.

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One of V's translated replies, I think.
Ahaha, it's fine. And yes, Raspberry is a nice name.
Huh. This is a point.
It just...does that, apparently.

Ahaha. Turbo is useful.
Got it.
I'm not entirely sure. It's some sort of medicinal drug.
Grass-types are fun, yes.

Nor me. Aheh.
POWER CYCLE!
I do like Chikorita. It's cute.
Yesss. And then I just get a female. Derp?

I didn't mean tooo! That's what I was told to do! /sobs
Yesssss. ARMOURPLANT!
>Charlie
This is a point.

Ahaha, yes.

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Apparently so!
Basically, I learnt to merge screens, and I've got to go rescue my Septo protagonist but I failed miserably.
It does.
I like Spinarak, though. It's cute!

Magical tobacco. Hahaha.
Yes, it does that, apparently.
Ceiling Cat is cute.
Nope, I got Rat.

Well, it's more translations!
Hmm, perhaps.
That is adorable. Nyah.
Odd.

The pig was Wilbur, close though!
I forgot. Aheh. Paid companions?
Translate, stop messing with the spelling.
It shouuuuuld. ; ~ ;

Except Hyrule. They're called Kokiri there.
I don't have a clue. Ahaha.
RAWR I'M A DRAGON BUTTERFLY. Well, Monarch is an Electric Butterfree...
YES. YES. I WANT ONE.

Uridine? Huh. [s]what would Undyne be in SMT[/s]
It's 90% normally, but in Gen 6 it always hits when used by a Poison-type.
Ohio, official state of Vietnam! Maybe.
Preferably a barrel that isn't on fire! Aaaaa!

It is indeed odd. Hrm.
Yesss. How does he even eat a cookie?
D, as is how he is. Ahaha.
It is VietCrys after all.

How did Foie Gras get out of that?
Ahah, well. It's a thing.
I assume so, yes. Consistency!
Unfortunately I think the internal battery might be dead. ; ~ ;

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Haha, not unless you're Cheri in disguise.
Super Potion or Escape Rope, I believe.
AH is a general learning thing, I believe.
I haven't the slightest idea.

Ellipses are good. Jagold pauses are not. This is a Jagold pause:
... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ...
No, no, that's tomorrow. (at the time of writing this specific bit)

Unless it's a black hole, then there's bigger things to worry about.
Hahahahaha. What is a Pokedex and can I eat it?
Apparently...
Well, they're not really that hidden, are they?

I have no idea. They just pop up.
I KNOWWWWW SOBS CRIES FOREVER
Possibly Yanma in vanilla, buuuut it's probably random here, if anything.
Ahahahah. Well, I've had weirder.

Not in Gen 2. I've had too much experience with wild Linoone's thievery when level scouting Naturia the first time...
Aaaaah yes. That's...a thing. Well, at least it doesn't seem to be illegal.
Woopah! Woopah! And I don't know where it went. Huh.
It happens. Odd.

WOOPER REVIEW IS THE BEST CULT
This is a good point.
Yes, it is. I forget if I randomized held items too, so...ah well, c'est la vie.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. Even more appropriate now!

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Mino is cuuuuute. Woopah.
Welp. It's not a thing, fortunately.
No idea.
And then it became Statistics. What.

I have no idea. Where did hypertension come from?
hahahahaha yes
Huh. That does make some sense.
This is a point.

Well then. I still wouldn't want one, though.
...huh. MAJIKAL HELMET!
This...is a point.
NOSPLOSION!

Explosion. Aheh. And I should've taken Bite, but ah well. Same power because Gen 6 stuff.
Fair enough. I don't know it either.
I have no idea.
Eh, fair enough.