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BallsOfFluff

Hovering, Defecation, and Pinatas [SHORT]

Apr 6th, 2012
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  1. A short one. Possibly continued by someone other than the original author. I give it 6/10.
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  3. Author: One, possibly two Anons
  4. Parts: 2
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  6. 1/2
  7. >you bought fluffy pegasus
  8. >fluffy pony's wings are so tiny you can barely see them under all that fluff
  9. >fluffy pony cannot fly
  10. >fluffy pony is very sad, babbling "wan fwy, wai no fwy?"
  11. >you tie two balloon to fluffy pony
  12. >fluffy pony is hovering in the air in your flat
  13. >fluffy pony is confused at first but then she realize she's finally flying
  14. >fluffy pony is happy, she starts flapping her tiny wings and nothing happens, she starts moving her tiny legs and nothing happens
  15. >after while she gets tired and fall asleep, still floating
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  17. 2/2
  18. >fluffy pony then concentrates on pooping
  19. >you try to stop her from doing that
  20. >too late
  21. >fluffy pony defecates and urinates
  22. >get sorry-stick
  23. >whack fluffy pony like a piñata
  24. >throw her corpse into trash bin
  25. >another fluffy pony from another flat sees this
  26. >thinks that all fluffy ponies are piñatas too
  27. >starts beating herself up to get candy out
  28. >POR QUÉ?!!
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