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CAVE OF THE COLOR CREEP PART 1 (jittersGreen)

Jan 11th, 2014
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  1. -GREEN-
  2.  
  3. <Sowl>: RIGHT
  4. <Sowl>: JITTERBUG FIND THEMSELVES IN A DARK ROOM SUSPENDED UPSIDEDOWN BACK TO BACK A ROPE HOLDING THEM BOTH UP
  5. <Sowl>: BELOW THEM
  6. <Sowl>: A PIT OF THE CUTEST WIDDLE RAVANOUS RAINBOW RACCOONS YOUVE EVER SEEN
  7. <Sowl>: Green wakes up with a splitting headache
  8. <Jitterbug>: ....
  9. <Jitterbug>: Hey Rob
  10.  
  11. <Sowl>: JB ALSO HAS A HEADACHE]
  12.  
  13. <Jitterbug>: owwwwww
  14. <Greene>: "oh lord...."
  15. <Greene>: "What did we do last night...."
  16. Jitterbug is luckily able to recognize that it is Greene, due to her being tied to someone, but them having no scent
  17. <Jitterbug>: I was getting food, behind Gino's, you were keeping watch, and then we went home, and watched tv. That's about it.
  18.  
  19. <Sowl>: or his voice]
  20. <Jitterbug>: shhhhhhhh]
  21.  
  22. <Jitterbug>: What do you remember?
  23. <Greene>: "....I don't remember that much. My head hurts like hell"
  24. <Jitterbug>: hmmm
  25. Jitterbug sticks her antennas in Greene's ear, giggling to herself
  26. <Jitterbug>: How bout now?
  27. Greene shakes about, wincing at the ear
  28. <Greene>: "Gah, stopit"
  29. <Jitterbug>: So, what should we do?
  30. Jitterbug says, looking down at the racoons
  31. Greene tries to reach for his belt
  32.  
  33. Green comes in through the backdoor, and is covered in a bodysuit with a green gun holster and green gun of some kind.
  34. <Jitterbug>: ...
  35. <Greene>: "....."
  36. <Jitterbug>: Oh god, we're in a sex dungeon!
  37. Jitterbug tries to shake herself loose
  38. Green_ turns on the light and in the voice of either a teenager or a man whos never lifted he says "WHat?"
  39. <Green_>: "Nono Im green"
  40. <Greene>: "No, I'm Greene"
  41. <Green_>: "Im just here to introduce...what no im green"
  42. <Jitterbug>: Yeah, he's Green_
  43.  
  44. <Greene>: [itbegins.jpeg]
  45.  
  46. <Jitterbug>: *greene
  47. <Jitterbug>: Rob, do you have another brother, or something?
  48. <Greene>: "No, seriously, my name is Greene"
  49. <Green_>: "Dont I look like green?"
  50. <Jitterbug>: No!
  51. <Green_>: "Yeah so is mine. Youre not the only one with a name"
  52. Jitterbug points at Greene with her antennae
  53. <Greene>: "You are wearing green but you aren't Greene"
  54. Green_ does a napoleon dynamite "GOSH"
  55. <Jitterbug>: He looks like Greene!
  56.  
  57. <Green_>: "Shaddup youse"
  58. <Green_>: "Im just here to give you the clue to the next part of the gauntlet"
  59. Greene waits a second, then grumbles
  60. <Greene>: "...I'm still Greene"
  61. Jitterbug pats Greene with her other antennae
  62. <Jitterbug>: Don't worry honey, you'll always be a greenhorn
  63.  
  64. Green_ starts reading off a set of cards ""HIS ROYAL /badassery/ The COLOR CREEP has chosen you as his arches based on name alone" Im green"
  65. Green_ continues
  66. <Green_>: "There are seven color based crimes going on throughout the city. If you can beat them al-
  67. Green_ changes card
  68.  
  69. <Green_>: "L you will have saved the day. IF not color bombs will go off throughout random cities in america"
  70. <Jitterbug>: ....
  71. Green_ changes card "Making everything there permanantly an awkward color"
  72. <Greene>: "You monster"
  73. <Jitterbug>: Sweet!
  74. <Jitterbug>: We got a regular Roy Bivolo on our hands!
  75.  
  76. Green_ changes card
  77. <Green_>: "Your challenge is to escape the RAVENOUS RAINBOW RACCOONS and defeat my trained warrior; green."
  78. Green_ puts away the cards
  79. Greene is still fiddling with his belt to see if he still has his gadgets
  80. Jitterbug tries to help Greene grab his belt
  81.  
  82. <Green_>: Greene only has things on him that are green
  83. <Green_>: JITTERBUG only has tools on her that were only royal blue
  84. <Green_>: "Alright chyeah so im gonna pull this lever here and send you to your doom"
  85.  
  86. <Jitterbug>: drat]
  87. <Jitterbug>: there go her gloves]
  88.  
  89. <Jitterbug>: Rob!
  90. <Jitterbug>: Rock it!
  91. Green_ pulls the lever slowly lowering her into the pit of RAVANOUS RAINBOW RACCOONS
  92. Greene has a knife on him and that's about it
  93. Jitterbug begins to try and rock back and forth
  94. Greene tries to rock with her as he tries to get the knife
  95.  
  96. <Green_>: THey are rocking back and forth. The raccons have took notice and are sniffing upwards
  97. Green_ is in a fold out chair reading "omac attacks"
  98.  
  99. <Jitterbug>: Woah woah woah
  100. <Jitterbug>: Hold the press
  101. <Jitterbug>: Green
  102. <Jitterbug>: You readidng omac?
  103. <Greene>: "No"
  104. <Jitterbug>: Not you, greensuit green
  105.  
  106. <Green_>: THEY ARE STILL BEING LOWERED the rocking has slowed
  107. <Green_>: "I found it in a dumpster, its terrible"
  108. Greene uses the knife to try to cut their bindings
  109. <Jitterbug>: ....
  110. Green_ drops the signed copy by kirby in a puddle
  111. <Jitterbug>: THATS IT, YER DONE FOR
  112.  
  113. <Green_>: THEY ARE FALLING
  114. <Green_>: INTO THE PIT
  115. <Green_>: THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY RAVANOUS RAINBOW RACCOONS
  116. <Green_>: The raccoons sniff around them and pat them adorably
  117.  
  118. <Jitterbug>: Awwwww
  119. <Green_>: They seem to be declawed
  120. Jitterbug picks one up
  121. <Jitterbug>: They're adorable!
  122. <Jitterbug>: Can we keep one?
  123.  
  124. Greene refuses to trust these creatures, looks for a way out
  125. <Greene>: "What if they're evil?"
  126. <Jitterbug>: They are rainbow coloured! They can't be evil!
  127. <Greene>: "They're evil I tell you"
  128.  
  129. raccons plays around adorably, some jump back spooked. another playfully bites at greenes shirt tugging
  130. <raccons>: :3
  131. Jitterbug holds up a raccoon to Greene
  132. raccons :3
  133. <Jitterbug>: Come on, after we are done this, I am picking one of these guys up
  134. <Jitterbug>: alright?
  135. Greene crosses arms and grumbles, remaining ever watchful
  136.  
  137. <Jitterbug>: Anywaaaays, we gotta defeat the green guy, right?
  138. <Green_>: Im greeeeen
  139. Green_ is still in the fold out chair
  140. <Greene>: "No, I'm Greene"
  141. <Greene>: "And I need to beat you up or something"
  142. <Green_>: Say that to my face, and not in a pit of raccons
  143. <Green_>: And see what happens
  144.  
  145. Greene looks for a way out of the pit
  146. <Greene>: "Jitters can you just fly us out"
  147. Green_ is at a higher ground but you could either climb up
  148. <Green_>: or fly
  149.  
  150. Jitterbug just climbs out of the pit
  151. <Jitterbug>: Jeez, I knew you were lazy, but come on, this is how ya get that gut
  152. Jitterbug pokes Greene's stomach
  153.  
  154. <Green_>: "Well,uh huh...was as anticlimactic for you guys?"
  155. Greene climbs out of the pit
  156. <Greene>: "I thought the raccoons were going to attack me"
  157. <Green_>: "So did I..."
  158. <Green_>: ....
  159. <Greene>: "...so do you want to just give up or do we have to fight you"
  160.  
  161. Green_ struggles to pull out his COLOR CANNON
  162. Greene jumps and kicks it out of his hand
  163. <Green_>: Its attached to his belt by a string
  164. Green_ has the gun fly out of his hand
  165.  
  166. Green_ punches forward wildly
  167. Greene ducks and dodges around his inexperienced punches
  168. Greene uppercuts the poor bloke
  169. Green_ is uppercuted into the air
  170. Jitterbug picks up a raccoon, and lets Greene have his fun
  171. Green_ falls straight down breaking the chair on the fall
  172.  
  173. Green_ is out for night
  174. <Green_>: A television to the side lights up
  175. Greene cracks his knuckles, adjusting his scarf fabulously
  176. Color_Creep comes on the screen everyone remember whet he looks like?
  177.  
  178. <Jitterbug>: post for fab ref]
  179. <Color_Creep>: http://s21.postimg.org/fk8em8kg7/Color_Creep.png
  180.  
  181. Color_Creep adjusts his cape fabulously not realizing the camera is on yet
  182. Greene internally judges him for fabulously adjusting his cape right after he himself was fabulously adjusting his scarf
  183. <Jitterbug>: Hey there!
  184. <Greene>: "You're the boss, I assume"
  185.  
  186. <Color_Creep>: "Oh hi"
  187. Color_Creep adjusts his mask
  188. <Jitterbug>: You the Ulu Vakk we looking for?
  189. <Color_Creep>: "Yes greene, and buggirl. I am COURAGEOUS COLOR CREEP"
  190. <Color_Creep>: "What? No im not into that"
  191. <Jitterbug>: What? into what?
  192. <Color_Creep>: "Im here to tell you this isnt personal"
  193. Jitterbug is just talking bout Legion, ya dig?
  194. <Color_Creep>: "Its strictly bussiness, I cant have you two interfering with my plans"
  195. <Color_Creep>: "You see, I CAN SEE THE FUTUUUUUURE"
  196.  
  197. <Jitterbug>: ...
  198. <Greene>: "...."
  199. <Jitterbug>: What does that have to do with colours?
  200. <Jitterbug>: This doesn't make sense?
  201. <Color_Creep>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-OGsSb0BPU
  202. <Jitterbug>: *This doesn't make sense
  203. <Color_Creep>: "Shush. SLEEEEEEEEEP"
  204. <Greene>: "What?"
  205.  
  206. <Color_Creep>: The room starts to have brightly multicolored gass fill through it"
  207. Jitterbug quickly holds her breath
  208. Greene puts his scarf over his face and wraps it tightly
  209. Jitterbug begins to fan the fumes away from Greene with her wings
  210. Greene looks around for a way out
  211.  
  212. <Color_Creep>: This is the title card to the next scene]
  213. <Jitterbug>: hmm?]
  214. <Jitterbug>: cause, I got about 30 minutes of breathing time here, cap]
  215.  
  216. <Color_Creep>: for plot raisins and since the room is filled with the stuff in a closed enviorment you both find your self falling into a familiar sleeeeeep
  217. Jitterbug falls asleep
  218. Greene falls asleep
  219. <Jitterbug>: Darnit....I thought I would last loooooo-
  220.  
  221. -BLUE-
  222.  
  223. <Color_Creep>: They both wake up at the city resevoir tied to a tree
  224. <Jitterbug>: oh, come on!
  225. <Color_Creep>: There's a sticky tape note on greenes head
  226. <Jitterbug>: Tied again!
  227. <Jitterbug>: This guy needs to mix it up
  228.  
  229. Greene looks at the note
  230. <Color_Creep>: NEAR THE RESEVOIR IS A GIANT METTALIC DEVICE NEXT TO THE DAM WITH A TIMER ON IT GOING DOWN
  231. <Color_Creep>: The note says "You have 10 minutes to disarm the color cyanide counter or the water supply will face a royal blue demise"
  232.  
  233. Greene looks for his knife to cut them loose
  234. <Greene>: "We got 10 minutes or else the water supply at the damn is damned"
  235.  
  236. <Color_Creep>: THE KNIFE IS BACK but the rope is barely tied on its just to hold them up.
  237. <Jitterbug>: oh damn!
  238. Jitterbug tries to snap off the ropes
  239. Greene cuts it anyway, having a vendetta against rope. He immediately starts gunning it for the damn dam.
  240.  
  241. B1ueMk7 is the giant machine with the timer
  242. Jitterbug grabs Greene and flies faster to the damn
  243.  
  244. <B1ueMk7>: THEY ARE AT THE DAM
  245. B1ueMk7 is counting down at 8 minutes
  246. <Jitterbug>: so, what should we do?
  247. B1ueMk7 is counting down and it has a keypad and a question
  248.  
  249. Greene looks at the question
  250. <B1ueMk7>: Complete the five questions without error and the device disarms. A incorrect answer triggers the device.
  251. <B1ueMk7>: Q1. Green is a creative color. T/F
  252.  
  253. <Greene>: "....False"
  254. <B1ueMk7>: FINAL ANSWER?
  255. Greene presses F
  256. <Jitterbug>: How is green not creative?
  257. <Greene>: "I just get a feeling that's the answer he wants"
  258. <Greene>: "Premonition I guess
  259.  
  260. <B1ueMk7>: CORRECT
  261. <Jitterbug>: Huh
  262. <Jitterbug>: Well then
  263. <B1ueMk7>: Q2 THE MOST COMMON FAVORITE COLOR IS; RED OR BLUE
  264. <Greene>: "....Blue?"
  265. <B1ueMk7>: FINAL ANSWER
  266. <Greene>: "blue!"
  267. <B1ueMk7>: type it in jackass
  268. <Jitterbug>: Ha
  269. <Jitterbug>: the computer called you a jackass!
  270. Greene types in blue in the snippy machine
  271.  
  272. <B1ueMk7>: 5;30 seconds
  273. <B1ueMk7>: *BZZZZZZZZ* EVERYONE DIES
  274. <B1ueMk7>: ]
  275. <B1ueMk7>: kidding]
  276.  
  277. <B1ueMk7>: CORRECT!
  278. <Greene>: "Next question next question come on come on"
  279. <B1ueMk7>: Q3
  280. <B1ueMk7>: WHITE IS NOT A COLOR T/F
  281. Jitterbug types in false
  282. <Jitterbug>: It's a shade!
  283. <B1ueMk7>: FALSE IT IS THE COMBINATION OF ALL COLORS
  284.  
  285. <B1ueMk7>: FINAL QUESTION
  286. B1ueMk7 is stalling
  287. <Jitterbug>: Wait, I thought it was five questions....
  288. <Greene>: "HURRY UP ROBOT"
  289. <B1ueMk7>: THE COLOR
  290. <B1ueMk7>: S
  291. <B1ueMk7>: OF THE FLAG
  292. <B1ueMk7>: OF THE UNITED STATES
  293. <B1ueMk7>: ARE
  294. <B1ueMk7>: what?
  295.  
  296. Greene types in red white and blue, an eagle is crying in the background
  297. <Jitterbug>: Greene!
  298. Jitterbug slaps Greene's hand
  299. <Jitterbug>: No!
  300. <Greene>: What?
  301. <Jitterbug>: what was the last question?
  302. <Jitterbug>: Is white a colour?
  303. <B1ueMk7>: FINAL ANSWER
  304. <Jitterbug>: Rob, ya believe me, right?
  305. <Greene>: "...alright"
  306. <Greene>: "Put it in"
  307. Jitterbug types in red and blue, and presses final answer
  308.  
  309. <B1ueMk7>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo [TITLE: Hulk Hogan Theme - I Am A Real American VIEWS: 308289 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 842 UPLOADED: actionmaniac287 ]
  310. B1ueMk7 plays that
  311.  
  312. <B1ueMk7>: CORRECT
  313. <B1ueMk7>: the timer is still going down at 1 minute left
  314. <B1ueMk7>: NOW FOR THE SUPER FINAL ANSWER
  315. <B1ueMk7>: : D face appears
  316. <Jitterbug>: ah, dammit!
  317. <Greene>: "GIVE US THE QUESTION"
  318. <B1ueMk7>: "You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
  319. <Jitterbug>: ummmmmm
  320.  
  321. <Greene>: ["JOKES ON YOU WE HAVE A CARPET"]
  322.  
  323. <B1ueMk7>: YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE REMAINING
  324. <Jitterbug>: ....
  325. <Jitterbug>: WHAT DO WE DO?!
  326. <Greene>: "......I have no idea!"
  327. Greene wracks brain
  328. <B1ueMk7>: FINAL ANSWER?
  329. <Jitterbug>: Well, I guess we just guess, right, and hope it's right?
  330.  
  331. Greene puts in that there would be no stairs
  332. <B1ueMk7>: ....
  333. <Jitterbug>: .....
  334. <Jitterbug>: Ooooooooooooh
  335.  
  336. <B1ueMk7>: the timer stops at 3 seconds
  337. <B1ueMk7>: "CORRECT"
  338. Color_Creep comes on the screen
  339. <Color_Creep>: "So youve bested blue and green"
  340. <Jitterbug>: Oh sweet lord
  341. Jitterbug hugs Greene
  342. <Jitterbug>: Look at mister smarty pants
  343.  
  344. <Color_Creep>: "Are you ready for your third trial?"
  345. <Jitterbug>: Yeah!
  346. <Color_Creep>: If you are just speak the command into the mic
  347. <Jitterbug>: Can't stop us!
  348. <Greene>: "I can take whatever you throw" he says, hugging Jitters with one arm
  349.  
  350. <Color_Creep>: Im sorry youll have speak closer t-to no. SeeI cant hear you
  351. <Color_Creep>: Unless you speak you speak into the mic. God damn ceph tech never works when youre actually using it
  352. Greene taps the mic
  353. <Greene>: "We're ready"
  354.  
  355. <Color_Creep>: When green taps the mic two darts shoot out into both of their necks. A familliar sleepy time is coming upon them
  356. Jitterbug goes to bed
  357. Greene has sweet dreams
  358.  
  359. <Color_Creep>: All these druggings cant be good for you two]
  360.  
  361. -RED-
  362.  
  363. <Color_Creep>: anyone JITTERBUG AND GREENE FIND THEMSELVES ON A DINGY
  364. <Color_Creep>: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RED SEA
  365. <Color_Creep>: Between africa and saudi arabia
  366.  
  367. <Greene>: "......How'd we get here?"
  368. <Color_Creep>: It is nightime, and they can taste the saltwater in the air
  369. <Jitterbug>: Dunno....
  370. <Jitterbug>: How long have we been out?
  371.  
  372. <Color_Creep>: Greenes watch would say approximately 3 days
  373. <Greene>: "....3 days tops"
  374. <Jitterbug>: Man, are you hungry right now?
  375.  
  376. <Color_Creep>: A fish jumps into the boat and flops about
  377. <Jitterbug>: ...
  378. <Greene>: "Bella, I'm always hungr-" he immediately pounces at the fish with his knife
  379. <Jitterbug>: Fortune favours the craved, eh?
  380.  
  381. <Color_Creep>: Jitterbug also sees some water bottles in the dingy and a note
  382. <Jitterbug>: Mind if I have some?
  383. Jitterbug tries to pick a piece of fish off
  384.  
  385. fish is a red fish
  386. <Greene>: ".....It has a color."
  387. <Greene>: "Go check the note"
  388. <Greene>: "Just in case"
  389. Jitterbug grabs the note and the water bottle as she grabs a piece of fish
  390. Jitterbug reads the note, while cracking open a bottle, and chugging it
  391.  
  392. <fish>: all things have colors]
  393. <fish>: you baka[
  394. <Greene>: [greene is a brilliant man]
  395. <fish>: eehehe]
  396.  
  397. <fish>: The note says "Here is your test of will. The water bottles will sate your appetites. Just make sure red doesnt sate his first AHAHAHA. CC out."
  398. Greene has the fish in his grasp, stares at it
  399. <Jitterbug>: What, I don't get it?
  400.  
  401. CC is a dead red fish
  402. <Jitterbug>: Do we chug the bottles?
  403. <Greene>: "What does the note say?"
  404.  
  405. <CC>: At the bottom of the boat is also ...basically lightsabers. A green one for greene, and a royal blue one for jb
  406. <Jitterbug>: its a test of will, water will sate appetite, make sure red doesnt sate his yadda yadda yadda
  407. <Jitterbug>: Also, AHAHAHA
  408. <Greene>: "....So I shouldn't eat the fish then"
  409. <Jitterbug>: You're not red, Greene
  410.  
  411. <Jitterbug>: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-n_sHXg3cIks/UjKYhVTB8pI/AAAAAAAAD5o/8kioo4354Q0/s1600/red_green.jpg ]
  412.  
  413. <CC>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
  414. <Red>: Better find the sabers soon]
  415.  
  416. <Red>: Green thinks he sees something large, smooth like a snake move over the water on jitters side of the boat.
  417. <Guest42678>: and then back down into the water
  418. <Guest42678>: Jitters sees something similar go on in greenes side
  419.  
  420. Greene gets the lightsaber
  421. <Jitterbug>: Something on your side!
  422. Jitterbug grabs a lightsaber, and turns it on
  423. Greene lights it on up
  424.  
  425. <_RED_>: its a lovely shade of green, with the additional light green sees what he think is is a giant serpentine like creature, around a quartermile long and deep red up above on jitters side of the boat peaking its head out. Its still too dark to see any features
  426.  
  427. <Greene>: "Oh.... crap...."
  428. Greene stands at the ready
  429. <Jitterbug>: What?
  430.  
  431. <_RED_>: The sneke seems to quickly move at JITTERBUG WITHOUT HER SEEING
  432. Greene quickly intercepts to slash the beast before it can attack his bug wife
  433. <_RED_>: The beast seems to have been cut down, the quarter mile long sneke falls but...
  434. _RED_ unleashes a primal scream and arises next to the boat. Its not a sneke
  435.  
  436. <_RED_>: http://theoceanhunter.wikispaces.com/file/view/kraken_painting_8.jpg/213430978/kraken_painting_8.jpg
  437.  
  438. <Greene>: "Hoooooooshit"
  439. <Jitterbug>: Oh sweet bug lord in the sky
  440. _RED_ flails its arms about rocking the boat around seawater going everwhere it scooops up greene in a tentacle
  441. <Jitterbug>: No ya don't!
  442. <_RED_>: "SKREEEEONK"
  443.  
  444. Jitterbug flies up, and stabs at the beast head
  445. _RED_ gives no fucks about a head shot. except pissing it off more
  446. Greene slashes the tentacle to cut himself loose
  447. _RED_ grabs jitterbug in a tentacle
  448.  
  449. <Greene>: [JAPAN NO PLEASE]
  450.  
  451. <_RED_>: GREENE IS LOOSE BUT HE IS FALLING INTO A MESS OF PITCH BLACK TENTACLES
  452. Jitterbug keeps stabbing at it's head
  453.  
  454. <_RED_>: "Kawaii desu no bug chan?"]
  455.  
  456. _RED_ puls jb away from head screaming, some ink shoots at jitterbug
  457. Jitterbug wipes the ink off her, and tries to slash at the tentacle holding her
  458. _RED_ drops jitterbug she falls into water. Cockroaches cant fly when they are wet
  459. Greene feels the strength of his good ol' ancestor Jeremiah Greene, a whaler and a pirate back in the glory days of the sea. He plunges in, grabbing at the arms and slicing them
  460.  
  461. _RED_ wraps greene in a mess of tentacles under the water. TO JITTERBUG HE SEEMS LIKE A GONER
  462. <_RED_>: UNTIL
  463. <_RED_>: ... He breaks free from the tentacles and cuts loose into the water
  464. _RED_ submerges deep at this action
  465.  
  466. <_RED_>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
  467.  
  468. Greene swims back to the dingy
  469. <_RED_>: He makes it
  470. <Jitterbug>: I got this!
  471. Jitterbug takes a deep breath, and dives under
  472.  
  473. <_RED_>: Jb is drifting farther off in the water
  474. <Greene>: "BELLA? WHERE THE HELL?!" he calls out, catching his breath
  475. Jitterbug tries to swim after the squid
  476. _RED_ is gone jb can hold her breath but cant see through the water
  477. <Jitterbug>: ~dammit~
  478.  
  479. <_RED_>: Greene though feels the boat start to rise up into the air as the few remaining tentacles lift them up
  480. <_RED_>: about 3 storys high
  481. Jitterbug swims back to the surface, and notices the tentacles
  482. <Jitterbug>: Found ya!
  483. <Greene>: "....crap"
  484.  
  485. _RED_ THROWS THE BOAT AT JITTERBUG THROUGH THE AIR
  486. <_RED_>: LIKE A TUB TOY
  487. Greene jumps out of the boat right before it can crash into the water, saving him the fun of hitting the water from 3 stories in the air
  488. Jitterbug dives under the water again
  489.  
  490. <_RED_>: im pretty sure that doesnt work]
  491. <_RED_>: The boat would cushion the fall, but jumping out at the last minute would do the same force just directly on you]
  492. <Greene>: [....]
  493. Greene breaks every bone in his body and dies]
  494.  
  495. Jitterbug flies, and grabs Greene before he crashes
  496.  
  497. <_RED_>: of course if you dive youll be fine]
  498. <_RED_>: or that]
  499. <Jitterbug>: that fine?
  500. <Jitterbug>: ]
  501. <_RED_>: yeah sure]
  502. <Greene>: [I assumed the boat would overturn on me]
  503. <Greene>: [WHATEVER]
  504.  
  505. _RED_ is still SKREONK
  506. _RED_ clashes the quarter mile long tentacles around
  507. _RED_ has a GIANT PULSING RED GLOWY EYE
  508. <Jitterbug>: knew it!
  509. Jitterbug tosses her lightsabre directly at it's eye
  510.  
  511. _RED_ SKREEO-
  512. _RED_ dies
  513. _RED_ goes limp
  514.  
  515. <Greene>: [I had a whole moby dick quotation I was gonna use]
  516.  
  517. Greene catches hie breath, floating on the water
  518. <Jitterbug>: I did it!
  519. <Jitterbug>: Ya want calamari?
  520.  
  521. _RED_ freaks out
  522. _RED_ starts moving and EVEN MORE PISSED
  523. _RED_ hAS A FREAKING LIGHTSABER IN ITS EYE
  524.  
  525. <_RED_>: There ya go greene:3]
  526.  
  527. <Jitterbug>: Oh god!
  528. _RED_ PULLS THEM INTO ITS GIANT BEAK COMPLETELY WRAPPED UP
  529. _RED_ IS ABOUT TO EAT YOU WITH A GIANT BEAK
  530. Jitterbug is wrapped up, with no sabre
  531.  
  532. <Greene>: "TO THE LAST I GRAPPLE WITH THEE; FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE; FOR HATE'S SAKE I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE" Greene slices the beak in two before diving into its mouth to cut it from the inside out
  533. Greene is slicing his way out of the belly of the kracken
  534.  
  535. <_RED_>: There is a pause to jitterbug as it appears that greene has been eaten, the creature moves forwards to bite jitters head off
  536.  
  537. <Jitterbug>: ...
  538. <Jitterbug>: ROB?!
  539.  
  540. Greene at the last moment bursts out of the head of the kracken, slicing up along its head until it almost looks as if he cut it in half
  541.  
  542. <_RED_>: I dont care how much immunity to tracking you have, greene is smelly and covered in squid
  543. <_RED_>: But they are alive
  544. _RED_ is deaaaaaaaaad and limp
  545.  
  546. Jitterbug holds up a highfive hand for Greene to highfive land into
  547. Greene highfives Jitters, still covered in squid goop
  548. Jitterbug sniffs Greene
  549. <Jitterbug>: Wow
  550.  
  551. <_RED_>: The dingy is not far off they better get to it or it will float away. A device inside it is dinging
  552. Greene catches his breath then begins swimming back over to the boat that luckily stayed upright
  553. Jitterbug flies over to the dinghy, not wasting energy
  554.  
  555. <_RED_>: jitterbug feels winded
  556. <_RED_>: from fighting a kracken
  557. Device ding ding ding
  558. Greene looks at the device
  559.  
  560. Device is a phone or walkie talkie like device
  561. <Jitterbug>: I'll answer it
  562. <Jitterbug>: Case it shoots out something, ya know?
  563. Greene picks up the phone
  564. <Greene>: "What?"
  565. Greene is a genius today
  566. <Jitterbug>: Like, I dunno, a spike?
  567. <Jitterbug>: Just, precaution
  568.  
  569. <CC>: "HELLO GREENE. DO you have any idea how expensive those are?"
  570. Jitterbug answers the phone
  571. <Jitterbug>: This is Bella, what is?
  572.  
  573. <CC>: i thought greene said he answered but this works]
  574.  
  575. <CC>: "Giant squid robot things, they dont usually come in red. That costs extra"
  576. <Jitterbug>: Where do you get a squid in the fi-wait, robot?
  577. <CC>: "Was it?"
  578. <CC>: "Idunno I assume it is"
  579.  
  580. Greene is covered in very organic squid jelly
  581. <CC>: "No animals were harmed in the making of this elaborate trap"
  582. Greene does not assume this is robotic. That said he hasn't been particularly bright this session so anything goes.
  583. <CC>: "Gotta keep peta off my back, they already freak out about the raccoons"
  584. <CC>: "Where was we..."
  585. <CC>: "OH RIGHT..."
  586. Jitterbug pats Greene on the head. he is bright enough for her
  587.  
  588. <CC>: Tiny little darts shoot from the boat and one hits greenes finger. "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp"
  589. <CC>: Jitterbug is probably feeling the effects of the "water" now
  590. Greene goes to sleep having pirate dreams
  591. <CC>: Jb sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps
  592. Jitterbug falls asleep
  593.  
  594. -VIOLET-
  595.  
  596. <CC>: Right They wake up in a very very nice room on the top of a stage. They see three men and one woman sitting at a table all in violet suits. They see a room full of clothes to their right and and a salon/parlor to the left of the runway.
  597. <CC>: They have almost unnoticable collars on their necks. Color coded of course~
  598.  
  599. -EPILOGUE-
  600.  
  601. <CC>: NEXT TIME ON CAVE OF THE COLOR CREEP
  602. <CC>: THE TRIAL OF THE VICIOUS VIOLET RUNWAY
  603. <Sol>: WILL OUR HEROES BE VICTORIOUS AND VANQUISH THE VIOLET VILLIANS? STAY TUNED
  604. <Jitterbug>: <Sol>: WILL OUR HEROES BE VICTORIOUS AND VANQUISH THE VIOLET VILLIANS AND THEIR VORACIOUS VIOLENT VIXEN? STAY TUNED
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