4chan Hazbin Hotel story - Blitzo is mad at loona

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #468
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>...Get out.

>What?!

>Get.
>Out.


>But Blitzo, I--!

>No.
>You had one job.
>ONE!
>"Stand guard, so that we won't get flanked and fucked in the ass!"
>And what did you do?

>...

>I asked...
>WHAT!
>...did you do?

>...
>...Checked my insta...

>Yes.
>And, because of that, Millie wound up in the ER.
>She's in a coma, and fuck knows when she'll recover...
>...IF AT ALL!

>...

>...Moxxie probably wants me dead, and for once, I can agree with him.
>Fuck, I can't even look in a mirror right now!

>...Blitzo...

>Quiet.
>The book has been fucking DESTROYED. Stolas won't talk to me, answer my calls, ANYTHING!
>And to think, that on any other day, I would've been fucking OVERJOYED!

>...

>...But without the book, we're COMPLETELY FUCKED!
>BROKE!
>ON THE DOLE!
>And it's all thanks to YOU!
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>Oh, fuck you!

>...WHAT?!

>It wasn't my fault!

>...Loona...

>OK, it wasn't JUST my fault!
>All of you were armed, so you should've been able to take them out, and---!

>Loona.
>This was the most high-profile job we've EVER done.
>We had this planned out. Properly.
>We were all nervous.
>If things went well, we would've been rich! Well off for the rest of our miserable lives!

>...

>...And it all hinged on teamwork.
>Team.
>EFFORT!
>You understand?!

>...

>Moxxie did his part.
>Millie did her part.
>I did my part...

>...

>We all did our parts.
>Except for YOU!

>...

>All you had to do was give us a warning in case someone stumbled into us!
>Watch the rear!
>That's it!
>That was fucking it!
>That's ALL you had to do! To once, in your fucking freeloading life, pay attention to something else than your goddamned phone!

>...

>...And you couldn't even do that...

>...
>...Fuck you.

>...
>Get the Hell out of my sight, Loona.
>Pack your shit, and get out.
>You're fired.
>We're done.

>...

>*sigh* what?

>...My last paycheck?

>Oh.
>Well, since we couldn't pull it, because of YOUR neglect, there is NO money.
>For any of us, as a matter of fact!
>So you can just fuck off!
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>...
>...I'm sorry...

>...Bit too late for that, Lulu...
>Now get out!