agl4 day 2 pbs for beebs

/piemonte/
Pre match:
Sub in the best conditioned GK, CB, RB and non medal CMFs
For the 77 forward, check who is the best conditioned out of Please Dab La, Dallas Costing, Federal Law, Bomb Morocco and Godzilla Hygiene and following this list:
>If Please Dab La is best conditioned, go to p1 and put him in
>If Federal Law or Bomb Morocco is best conditioned, go to p2 and sub them in
>If Dallas Costing is best conditioned, go to p3 and sub them in
>If Godzilla Hygiene is best conditioned, go to p3, move Christian Roald Dahl and sub Godzilla into the CF spot
Make sure the 77 forward is on FK Taker 2 and right corner, make sure the 77CB is set to join the attack and if Georgian Villiany is starting, set him as captain

Sub time 60-70 (match up with whatever the other team wants if it's in that range, if not specified, sub at 65):
Sub out the RB and the most tired non-medal CMF for the best subs and then follow the list above for the next best conditioned 77 forward and sub them on for whoever started

/grkn/
[Don't read aloud]
Phrases in brackets [like this] are markers for instructions e.g. subs, tactics.
The team is designed to throw the game with golden spoon cup tactics until the opponent goes 1-0 up, then sub in Gordon Ramsay for Deluded Owner and go to Preset 2 so Gordon can save the restaurant. This pastebin is just a dramatic way of saying "Start on Preset 1, best conditioned subs, go +2, and when we start losing, go to Preset 2, turn off +2, sub in Gordon Ramsay, then do remaining subs at 65.

Please read the rest of the /grkn/ pastebin aloud for the viewers.

Episode 1: /piemonte/

Today, Chef Ramsay is visiting Piemonte Calcio, a small, family run Italian restaurant in Turin. The teams manager, Maurizio Sarri, claims that his methods have been tried and tested, but after inheriting the restaurant, things have gone from bad to worse. Piemonte is bleeding money, overstaffed, and their reputation in tatters following a match fixing scandal. Can Chef Ramsay save this team?

[Pre Game]

"Welcome to Piemonte, Chef"
"Pleasure to be here in this beautiful part of the country. So, be honest, what do you think the problems are here?"
"The manager."
"The manager? Really? What about him"
"He's arrogant, he thinks his tactics are unstoppable."
"Well, I'll be the judge of that. Give me a preset 1 to start, then i'll have the best conditioned substitutes, and to finish, I'll go +2"
"I'll get that and start the game for you right away. Would you like anything for concession?"
"Yeah, I'll have some changes when we start losing too."
"I'll make a note of that."

[When losing]

After Gordon's absolute disaster start to the day, and his shocking lunch in Piemonte, Gordon has decided that now that the team are losing the match, it's time to sub himself in, take over from the Deluded Owner, with the gold player Chef Ramsay coming off the bench to make an attempt to right this ship.
"Sarri, I'm going to be honest with you about today. It was terrible. Just... terrible."
"That's your opinion."
"That +2 was terrible, we're going to remove it immediately
"I have people tell me every day that they love the +2, it's one of our most popular tactics"
"You're in denial."
"I'm not in denial! People tell me they love my first preset on +2."
"We're going to get rid of the +2 and use our Preset 2 from here on out. I'm here to help you, Sarri. You need to be willing to change for this to work."
"Ok, we'll try it, we'll go to the Preset 2."

[Subs when the other team does them to save time]

Gordon is seeing Maurizio Sarri slipping back into his old ways, and his staff have had enough. The two most tired employees have quit, complaining about their unpaid wages, tips being stolen, and excessive overtime. Gordon has called in a favour from one of his friends in the area to help with tonight's dinner service.
"Right, the two of you are going to replace these two who couldn't handle the pressure. You're being substituted in to carry this team to the next level. You know how to operate in a high stress environment, I trust you with this."
"Yes Chef!"

/serieA/
nothing

/5/
1   Sub by ability
2
3   Whenever a player scores, that player becomes the captain
4
5   Subs at 55

/watchmen/
Start on Preset 1.

Sub by ability for the DMFs, the non medal CB, and ONE of the bronze CBs, both bronze CBs cannot be on the field to start the game.

DO NOT SUB IN ANY OF THESE PLAYERS PRE GAME: RRAAARRL, Consensual Rape.

Line up should look like the following:
-77 RWF and LWF
-Gold CF
-3 77 DMFs
-77 FBs
-one 77 CB
-one bronze CB
-GK.

When game begins put us on -1.

When the time reaches 65 it is time for subs. Please sub the following players:
-77 CB OUT for bench bronze CB
-LB out for RRAAARRL
-RB out for Consensual Rape.

When these players are actually subbed onto the pitch in game put us onto Preset 2. Put us onto Preset 3 at 80.

If by some crazy reason one of my WFs cannot play because of cards or injury play a 77 height abuse DMF in its place.

/cyc/
/cyc/ faketeambowl instructiuons:
the /cyc/ team forms echelons to effectivly shelter itself from the wind.
as the teams change sides at halftime so does the direction of the wind and the team must redeploy their echelon or GET FUCKING DROPPED.

sub by ability

if playing at home: use preset 2 in the first half, switch to preset 1 in the second half
if playing away: use preset 1 in the first half, swith to preset 2 in the second

if it's tied at 75 go to preset 3 BUNCHSPRINT FORMATION

subs at 65 if you bother doing them

/seinfeld/
*sick bassline*

/ss&m/
nothing

/gmc/
nothing

/100oj/
Meme pastebin.

When going +2 (Min 70), change to Preset 3 and sub the fullbacks and CMF.

Enjoy watching the team lose.

/dinergate/
nothing

/bird/
Start on Preset 1.
Sub by ability.

First Half:
If down by 1, switch to centre
If down by 2, switch to Preset 3.

Halftime and 65 or later:
If down by 1 or haven't scored yet on Preset 1, switch to Preset 2.
If down by 2 or more, do the same as above plus switch attacking area to centre from wide.
If up by 2 and on Preset 1 or 2, sub out the lower conditioned AMF and put in the best conditioned 77 AMF (priority on Noot Noot) and make sure it has Counter Target. We must meme to the end, my friend.

Subs at 65.

/nba/
ineup by ability, keep The State of the NBA on unless he's purple and the sub is yellow or better
sub at 65, sub out the non medal SSs and the most tired CB

If possible play this video before the first game as the hype video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNGv-GSwOV0

/nhl/
nothing

/lwa/
nothing

/fhg/
Lineup by ability, put >black qbs in nets unless Gronk at safety is two conditions better. Put What the fuck is a sack in the middle of the CB line. Subs at 65, sub out the most tired non medal players.