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Dec 23rd, 2011
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  1. -- nascentMetalog [NM] began trolling kittyPulverizer [KP] at 19:29 --
  2. NM: ...what are y0u d∞ng?
  3. KP: sup alien
  4. KP: what do you mean
  5. KP: :I
  6. KP: im obviously building shit
  7. NM: huh. it d∞sn't r∞lly l∞k like that fr0m here.
  8. KP: what does it look like then
  9. NM: i...d0n't kn0w, but it d∞sn't l∞k like b∞lding.
  10. KP: really
  11. KP: well thats what im doing
  12. KP: building
  13. NM: 0kay.
  14. KP: not my fault the blueprints for this are so wonky
  15. NM: what are y0u b∞lding?
  16. KP: i dont know some sort of engine my mom designed
  17. KP: have no fucking clue how it works but
  18. KP: im gonna build it
  19. KP: :I
  20. NM: ...0kay.
  21. KP: so whats up with you et
  22. NM: the us∞l.
  23. NM: n0thing.
  24. KP: that is such a stupid answer
  25. KP: go do something if youre doing nothing
  26. KP: :I
  27. NM: i d0n't r∞lly f∞l like interacting with any0ne else here.
  28. KP: oh
  29. KP: okay i see
  30. KP: well you dont have to talk to your other alien buds
  31. KP: just do something
  32. NM: there's n0t much t0 d0 here.
  33. KP: that sounds lame where are you anyway
  34. NM: in a lab0rat0ry 0n an aster∞d.
  35. KP: dude youre on a laboratory
  36. KP: do mad science shit
  37. KP: blow stuff up
  38. NM: that's m0re j0klen and lal∞s' ar∞.
  39. KP: oh okay
  40. KP: what about cloning things or whatever
  41. NM: it's b∞n d0ne alr∞dy.
  42. KP: what about splicing stuff
  43. NM: i d0n't kn0w h0w t0 use m0st 0f the eq∞pment here.
  44. KP: thats the fun part of it
  45. NM: c0nsidering that m0st 0f these machines were made to alter genetic c0de, i'd rather n0t.
  46. KP: killjoy :I
  47. NM: h0w ab∞t this.
  48. NM: next time y0u find s0mething that c∞ld make y∞r life hell if handled the wr0ng way, and y0u d0n't have t0 d0 anything with it, i'll d0 it if y0u will.
  49. KP: whoa dude like calm down
  50. KP: im just like trying to suggest stuff to do geez
  51. KP: calm yo alien tits
  52. NM: n0, that was a seri∞s suggestion.
  53. KP: oh well then\
  54. KP: *then
  55. KP: sure
  56. KP: why not
  57. NM: alright.
  58. KP: watch me work that dangerous thing like a pro
  59. NM: let me kn0w when y∞'ve f∞nd it.
  60. KP: you will be the first to know posthaste
  61. NM: n0w t0 see if i can find that rec0rding pr0gram.
  62. -- nascentMetalog [NM] gave up trolling kittyPulverizer [KP] at 20:05 --
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