TOTALLY JIKAN GUYS HE PROMISES

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<ApparentlyJikan> okay so
<ApparentlyJikan> what the fuck is going on
<ApparentlyJikan> =P
<silverleaf2431> Well
<silverleaf2431> I just sent the paste
<ApparentlyJikan> RIP
<ApparentlyJikan> how did i not notice that
<silverleaf2431> but basically, Jikan just found another village, but the beacon in this one is missing
<ApparentlyJikan> Does Jikan know where beacon is?
<silverleaf2431> Nope
<silverleaf2431> it's just gone
<ApparentlyJikan> hm
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan attempts a worship dance to summon the beacon to him.
<silverleaf2431> He sees the mirrors used to amplify the beacons have been moved out of the way
<silverleaf2431> Your dance does nothing
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan attempts to move the mirrors back to the places where they were in the first tower?
<silverleaf2431> Roll Acrobatics and STR
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [16+5] : {21}
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20-1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [5+-1] : {4}
<ApparentlyJikan> RIP
<silverleaf2431> You manuver around the tower with your trusty GRAPPLING HOOK, but you can't manage to move any of the mirrors into any place, much back to where they were
<ApparentlyJikan> You try harder.
<ApparentlyJikan> You can never try too many times.
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<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [4+5] : {9}
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20-1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [10+-1] : {9}
<ApparentlyJikan> RIP
<silverleaf2431> The Mirrors remain firmly in place, but you begin to slip
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan decides that the mirrors cannot move.
<ApparentlyJikan> Instead, he tries throwing shuriken at it
<silverleaf2431> Roll to hit
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20+7
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [5+7] : {12}
<silverleaf2431> You hit one of the larger mirrors, putting a crack in it
<ApparentlyJikan> Throw another shuriken at the same mirror. NO MIRROR SHALL REMAIN UNBROKEN.
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20+7
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [8+7] : {15}
<silverleaf2431> The mirror cracks more
<silverleaf2431> Roll Acrobatics
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20+8
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [8+8] : {16}
<silverleaf2431> You move into position to attack another mirror
<ApparentlyJikan> How many shuriken does Jikan have left?
<silverleaf2431> I have no idea
<silverleaf2431> Jikan usually keeps track of his own ammot
<ApparentlyJikan> okay
<ApparentlyJikan> so now it's like
<ApparentlyJikan> 78
<silverleaf2431> You, "Jikan," can do what you want
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan throws more shuriken at new mirror.
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20+7
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [14+7] : {21}
<silverleaf2431> The mirror shatters as you stick one right in the center
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan does a celebration dance.
<ApparentlyJikan> Then, he tries to find a new mirror to break.
<ApparentlyJikan> With his new infinite shurikens the voice in his head claims he can have
<silverleaf2431> You cannot have infinite shurikens
<ApparentlyJikan> But Jikan want infinite shuriken
<silverleaf2431> "Jikan" shouldn't even be here
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan throws a shuriken at the narrator
<silverleaf2431> Roll to hit
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d29+7
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d29+7) [5+7] : {12}
<ApparentlyJikan> whoops
<ApparentlyJikan> !roll 1d20+7
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [9+7] : {16}
<ApparentlyJikan> there we go, fixed
<ApparentlyJikan> =P
<silverleaf2431> Miss, sadly
<ApparentlyJikan> Aw.
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan is sad that shuriken missed
<ApparentlyJikan> Can Jikan have shuriken back?
<silverleaf2431> No
<silverleaf2431> Can "Jikan" get out of Jikan's body?
<ApparentlyJikan> Aw.
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan is mad.
<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan will go on murderous rampage now
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<ApparentlyJikan> Jikan throws shuriken at new mirror
<silverleaf2431> Oh no
* Jikan is now known as WasteofKen
<silverleaf2431> Okay, "Jikan," time for you to leave
<ApparentlyJikan> Roll for hit
<silverleaf2431> Don't tell me what to do
<silverleaf2431> Shoo
<silverleaf2431> Get out
* WasteofKen is now known as Jikan
<ApparentlyJikan> Roll for hit
<silverleaf2431> ./kick ApparentlyJikan
<silverleaf2431> now shoo
<ApparentlyJikan> ouch.
<ApparentlyJikan> "Jikan" is hurt by kick
<ApparentlyJikan> he dies
<silverleaf2431> Finally