fishboner

-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] is now a sad fish, having sunk down to rest on the sand --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] sinks down to join Dave --

...

-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] rolls over in the sand onto his belly --
CTG: buh
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] prods him --
CTG: eh?
CBD: <He's a human, it's foolish to feel attachment.>
CTG: <who said im attatched>
CBD: <You're sighing like a schoolfish.>
CTG: <youre dumb bro>
CTG: <im miffed cuz im ill dipshit>
CTG: <chest still hurts>
CBD: <Shit, bro.>
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] slips, yelping and scrambling to cling to the glass again. Truth is, he can't swim anymore. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] is just going going to lay here, bellydown in the sand. Maaaaaaaybe thinking about that human John. --

...

-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] is still fascinated by John's weird human legs. They're so strange!! All those joints and stuff. And they're hairy! And then he kinda wonders, if John has seperated legs in place of a single solid tail, where do his genital lie exactly? And how do they work? And then oops fishboner. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] thank god he's laying belly-down in the sand. But the sand is kinda coarse and itchy. :'( weh --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Lol, the fuck does a fishboner look like... --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] like a regular boner only usually its hiding. Also its under water! --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] dives underwater, letting his gills get used to the salt water. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] I was thinking Dolphin Dick. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] D: --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] this is not baddragon, kk --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Lolsorry. --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] or is it?????? --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] either way it looks like Dirk is starting to drift in the drift --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] uses his tail to swim around Brofish... --
CTG: . . .
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] what do --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] bubbles --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] yep, looks like he's mostly asleep --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] he's still healing from the shark after all! --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Lol, a shark got you? --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] yep --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] check those missing scales and healing puncture wounds --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] swims around, having a look/ --
CKK: So... what happened to your friend? and you?
CKK: If you understand me.
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] looks like it was a kinda nasty scuffle --
CBD: ?
CBD: Shark.
CBD: Illness.
CKK: How did you get sick?
CBD: Nay.
CBD: Brother sick.
CKK: Oh... From being bitten by a shark?
CBD: Nay.
CBD: Shark only me.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] settles in the sand next to him. --
CKK: How did the shark get you?
CBD: Human summoned.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] isn't having a hard time following since he understands baby talk. --
CBD: Was hooked an' bleedin', then sharks.
CKK: A human set a shark on you?
CKK: Oh...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] cringes a little... --
CKK: I'm so sorry that happened to you.
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] lifts tail, showing a hole in the fin --
CBD: Dun care for humans none.
CTG: humans scum
CKK: Most are.
CKK: The bad ones deserve to die.
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] nods --
CTG: eat them
CBD: Aye.
CKK: Why would you want to eat something gross?
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] shrugs --
CBD: Better than eel.
CKK: Blegh, true...
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] digs his hands into the sand a little. Boner y u no go away --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] quick think about eel --
CKK: Something wrong?
CBD: ?
CKK: He looks uncomfortable.
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] swims over to the kid --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] annnd immediately swims away again --
CBD: ...T'ain't no thing.
CKK: ?
CKK: if you say so.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] can't smell under water. --
CTG: nuh
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] oh no am i ekeing pheromones. shit. --
-- CURRENT broceanDweller [CBD] shrugs, swimming into the kelp to get some sleep --
CBD: ((I gotta sleep now guys))
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] uses the kelp to get back to the surface. --
CKK: [ nini :3 ]
CBD: ((Later))
CBD ceased responding to memo.
CTG: nuuuuh
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] suddenly absconds behind some coral to fap furiously --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Lol... --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] shut up, john is a very sexy human >:( --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Oh really? Is he? --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] yes he is and i want to bone him --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] bluuuuuuuuuh --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Too bad he thinks you're going ot eat him. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] You need to kick Bro's ass for that. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] i am totally going to beat the shit out of bro for that --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] I'm not afraid of you or bro. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] I'm gonna swim/float around in your tank. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] for shits and giggles. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] noooo im trying to fap over here --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] grabs a big duck floaty, lays on it, and floats around. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] jizzes :U lets hope no one spots that little cloud of seminal fluid --
CKK: ...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] sees. --
CKK: ...
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] well shit --
CKK: ew...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tries to float away from it. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] you're in my house, punk --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] B| --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] i can jizz in here if i want to --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] My son gave you this house. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] i live here, i can jizz in it --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] when your jizz cloggs up the filters, I'm gonna laugh. --
-- CURRENT tideGrinder [CTG] rude --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] I'm Karkat. Rude is my middle name. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Fight me. --