Mailbox Fluffies

1/2
>A new prank is popular in your town.
>Fluffy ponies fit perfectly in a standard mail box.
>Catch a stray or feral.
>Slip it into the mailbox.
>Wait for unsuspecting dupe to open it.
>If you just want to prank your buddy, put the fluffy in 5 minutes before he checks the mail.
>When he opens the box he finds a happy fluffy who thinks it has a "new fwiend."
>At worst, fluffy is annoying.
>If you dislike the mark, leave fluffy in there for an hour or two.
>When he opens it fluffy is moaning and crying.
>"Weggies huwt! Nu wike dawk scawy box!"
>Noxious fluffy turds in the mailbox...way in the back.
>If you seriously hate the target, leave fluffy in for 6 hours on a hot day.
>Metal mailbox + hot sun + thick fluff = dead fluffy pony.
>Plenty of shit too.
>The stench is horrible.

>Decide to push this prank to GOD MODE.
>Several dumb buddies involved.
>Drivers, camera-men, fluffy handlers.
>Gather up at least 30 stray fluffies.
>Old mailman is retiring soon.
>Nice guy...gonna mess with him one last time.
>Watch him leave the Post Office for his route.
>Stay 5 minutes ahead of him.
>Fluffy pony in each mailbox.
>Van carrying fluffies runs ahead.
>Camera-men hide in bushes to film the fun.
>Old mailman opens first box of his route.
>"Hewwo Mista! Pway?"
>Old mailman laughs...takes it well.
>Pulls fluffy out, walks on.
>Next mailbox.
>"Yay! New fwiend!"
>Mailman grumbles something under his breath, but is still professional.
>Sets fluffy pony down...walks on.

2/2
>5 mailboxes later, he's starting to get annoyed.
>Begins tossing fluffies instead of just setting them down.
>10 mailboxes in, nothing has changed.
>There's an annoying fluffy in every box.
>"Mista find fwuffy!" "Haf nummies?" "Pway!"
>On the 17th box, a fluffy follows him.
>Grabs on and hugs his leg.
>Old mailman is not in the mood anymore.
>Kicks fluffy away.
>18th box...another fluffy.
>Old mailman snaps.
"Fuck you and your little fluffy shitbags!"
>Yanks fluffy pony out of mailbox.
>Throws fluffy into the road.
>Crying fluffy pony tries to scramble away on broken legs.
>Mailman kicks fluffy across the street.
>Lands in neighbor's bird-bath.
>GOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
>Next mailbox, mailman doesn't even wait.
>Opens up box and blasts pepper spray inside.
>Unsuspecting fluffy pony screams and claws at eyes.
>Mailman pulls fluffy out, stomps it on pavement.
>Leaves crippled fluffy howling & crying in agony.
>20th box, mailman yanks out fluffy, spikes it on the pavement.
>Yelling obscenties the whole time.
>Blasts it with the pepper spray.
>When it's empty, hits writhing, screaming fluffy with can.
>Prank has gone far enough.
>Remove all further fluffies from mailboxes.
>Leave a nice bottle of scotch in the last box.

>Post video online.
>Gonna be famous.
>Doesn't work out that way.
>Old mailman becomes the star.
>Featured on late-night talk shows...Letterman...Leno.
>Featured guest on Tosh.com.
>The nation loves him.
>Mailman is able to cash in on his insane mental breakdown.
>Prank is played out.
>Time to move onto something new.