Once upon a time, Misty was playing in the forest with her Pokémon. Staryou was in the middle of a fantastic attack when she heard someone singing. Not long after that a person with a white glove and long black hair appeared moonwalking. He said “Hello little girl, can you help me?”. Startled by his appearance she said “Uhm.. sure, I guess”. All od a sudden he grabbed her and tried to undress her. “Hell yeah, Michael” he screamed. Staryou attacked Michael in an attempt to defend Misty. Michael was pushed back by the attack, and as if it was a miracle, Osama Binladen fell from the sky, screaming some weird Arabic words before he detonated a bomb, killing himself and Michael. When Misty looked around, all she could find was a plastic nose. It didn’t take long to figure out whose nose it had been. Frightened by all this, she took the nose and fled to the house of her grandmother, which wasn’t far away. Her grandmother opened the door and told her to come in. “Bleeb… I need to recharge…bleeb”. “I really think all those operations were a bad idea grandma”, said Misty. “Please call me Buitron9000, and don’t be such a foolish girl! I am able to operate 2500% more efficient this way.” said her grandmother, whilst charging. At that moment the lightning struck the house, pumping millions of Volts in Buitron900. The system couldn’t handle it and exploded with an enormous  bang. Misty was unharmed, but also left alone. To kill time she went training Staryou, and lived happily ever after.