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- 00:02:48,876 --> 00:02:49,677
- Yes!
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- ADVENT CALENDARS 0,99 â¬
- 3
- 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:22,936
- Your sister's calendar
- wasn't enough for you?
- 4
- 00:04:24,605 --> 00:04:26,640
- I guess
- you'll never be satisfied.
- 5
- 00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:30,476
- Eat me!
- 6
- 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:40,587
- Calendarum Maleficarum!
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- 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:44,825
- Calendarum Maleficarum!
- 8
- 00:04:45,826 --> 00:04:49,428
- Calendarum Maleficarum.
- 9
- 00:04:50,697 --> 00:04:53,734
- Calendarum Maleficarum...
- 10
- 00:05:19,593 --> 00:05:21,061
- Where... where am I?
- 11
- 00:05:22,763 --> 00:05:23,664
- Hello??
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- 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:00,801
- Help needy children!
- 13
- 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,604
- Help... help needy children?
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- 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:06,372
- Thank you so much,
- have a happy holiday.
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- 00:06:07,074 --> 00:06:08,809
- Hey, um...
- help a child in need this year?
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- 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:09,943
- Have a great Christmas.
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- 00:06:09,977 --> 00:06:11,545
- - You know, your money could...
- - Not today, thank you.
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- 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,162
- - Thank you, Merry Christmas.
- - Happy Holidays.
- 19
- 00:06:29,196 --> 00:06:30,396
- Merry Christmas.
- 20
- 00:06:34,301 --> 00:06:36,069
- - Oh, finally.
- - Hey!
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- 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:38,038
- Uh... okay. How can I help you?
- 22
- 00:06:38,071 --> 00:06:39,206
- I need to make a return.
- 23
- 00:06:39,239 --> 00:06:41,909
- Is there something wrong
- with it? Is the product faulty,
- 24
- 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:44,778
- defective or unsatisfactory
- in some way?
- 25
- 00:06:44,811 --> 00:06:46,713
- No, but in the time
- since I bought it
- 26
- 00:06:46,747 --> 00:06:48,849
- something newer and better
- came out that my son wants more.
- 27
- 00:06:48,882 --> 00:06:50,918
- And, well,
- Blaine deserves the best.
- 28
- 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:51,952
- Well, if Blaine deserves it...
- 29
- 00:06:51,985 --> 00:06:53,520
- It's Christmas after all.
- 30
- 00:06:55,222 --> 00:06:56,089
- Do you have the receipt?
- 31
- 00:06:56,623 --> 00:06:57,791
- - Of course.
- - Okay.
- 32
- 00:07:01,695 --> 00:07:02,729
- It's here somewhere.
- 33
- 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:05,198
- Ma'am...
- 34
- 00:07:06,033 --> 00:07:08,802
- You know...
- I can't seem to find it.
- 35
- 00:07:08,835 --> 00:07:10,671
- But it's still in the box,
- so you can take it back.
- 36
- 00:07:10,704 --> 00:07:12,940
- I'm afraid not,
- I need the receipt.
- 37
- 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:16,743
- Come on. It's Christmas.
- 38
- 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:18,045
- It's store policy.
- 39
- 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:19,713
- I shop here all the time.
- 40
- 00:07:19,913 --> 00:07:21,181
- I am a good customer.
- 41
- 00:07:21,214 --> 00:07:23,216
- Well, a lot of people
- shop here all the time.
- 42
- 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:26,086
- But I'm afraid rules are rules,
- ma'am. You need the receipt.
- 43
- 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:26,987
- That's absurd.
- 44
- 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:27,988
- There are other people waiting,
- ma'am.
- 45
- 00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:30,524
- If you find the receipt later,
- you can always...
- 46
- 00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:31,425
- You know, I'm sorry.
- 47
- 00:07:31,457 --> 00:07:33,093
- I don't have time
- to come back later.
- 48
- 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:34,795
- This is crazy.
- 49
- 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:37,496
- You know?
- You should just take it.
- 50
- 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:38,799
- No!
- 51
- 00:07:38,832 --> 00:07:40,499
- You know, you would ruin
- a little boy's Christmas
- 52
- 00:07:40,534 --> 00:07:41,201
- by not helping me.
- 53
- 00:07:41,234 --> 00:07:42,169
- I don't know how I'd do that.
- 54
- 00:07:42,202 --> 00:07:43,337
- He's got a perfectly good toy
- right here.
- 55
- 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:46,873
- But it's not what he wants.
- Which is not what I want.
- 56
- 00:07:46,907 --> 00:07:48,909
- And the customer
- is always right!
- 57
- 00:07:48,942 --> 00:07:51,211
- Sure. If they have the receipt.
- 58
- 00:07:51,845 --> 00:07:54,014
- Now, ma'am, if you don't have
- what's required
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- to make the return...
- 60
- 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:57,851
- Next.
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- Fuck you.
- 62
- 00:08:04,157 --> 00:08:05,192
- Happy Holidays, ma'am.
- 63
- 00:08:06,293 --> 00:08:08,862
- Thank you so much for
- shopping at Keller's. Yeah.
- 64
- 00:08:21,608 --> 00:08:22,442
- I didn't think so either.
- 65
- 00:08:22,476 --> 00:08:24,111
- - No, really...
- - And my aunt called...
- 66
- 00:08:24,144 --> 00:08:24,745
- Hey!
- 67
- 00:08:40,994 --> 00:08:42,996
- - Did you just hit me with that?
- - Really?
- 68
- 00:08:43,864 --> 00:08:45,866
- You hit a woman. He hit a woman!
- 69
- 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,836
- Well, haven't you heard?
- Gender is over!
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- Ow!
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- Bitch!
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- 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:37,684
- You entitled
- suburban piece of shit!
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- Retail reject!
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- Yeah, I don't think so...
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- You ruined Christmas!
- 76
- 00:10:02,008 --> 00:10:02,976
- You're welcome.
- 77
- 00:10:19,059 --> 00:10:20,727
- Now can you make the return?
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- 00:10:25,765 --> 00:10:27,167
- I'll see what I can do.
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- Dear Comrade.
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- In three weeks there will
- be the greatest celebration
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- of loyalty, fertility and youth
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- December 24th.
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- 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:11,278
- The birthday of revolutionary
- immortal Kim Jong-Suk.
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- 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:15,815
- Rise and
- embrace the power of Juche.
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- 00:11:16,483 --> 00:11:20,820
- Your fight is the fight for
- resources of Proxima Centaury.
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- 00:11:21,154 --> 00:11:23,957
- We will leave this planet
- with what we need,
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- 00:11:24,157 --> 00:11:27,360
- and we shall leave our
- bodies to soil the land,
- 88
- 00:11:27,961 --> 00:11:30,030
- so it produces further fruit.
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- 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,868
- The transfer tubes are working
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- 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,236
- with full propulsion.
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- 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:40,840
- The resources is being
- extracted in full effect.
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- 00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:53,320
- It is mating season for
- the planet's biosphere.
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- 00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:56,323
- Seeds are being sent
- into atmosphere.
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- Beware!
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- 00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:01,861
- The seed concentration
- is critical.
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- 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:05,332
- Beware! Seed entry is imminent.
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- 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,500
- Shut down all the pores.
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- 00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:13,073
- Pipe 12-44 refuses to shut.
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- 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,908
- Manual action required.
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- System report:
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- 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:07,861
- A minor glitch detected.
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- 00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:10,297
- Glitch source is unknown.
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- All pores are sealed.
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- 00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:15,101
- All pores are sealed.
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- Welcome to
- the Center for Decontamination.
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- Initiate cleanse.
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- All pores are open!
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- Unauthorized override.
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- All pores are open!
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- 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,305
- Unauthorized override.
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- All pores are open.
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- 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,512
- Unauthorized override.
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- 00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:10,023
- Contamination detected!
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- 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,561
- Contamination detected!
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- 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:27,374
- Mission abort! Lost connection
- to the tube installation.
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- 00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:32,613
- Mission abort! Lost connection
- to the tube installation.
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- 00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:43,356
- Mission abort! Lost connection
- to the tube installation.
- 118
- 00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:45,959
- Mission abort!
- 119
- 00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,895
- Lost connection
- to the tube installation.
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- 00:14:56,336 --> 00:14:58,471
- Contamination is absolute!
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- 00:14:59,005 --> 00:15:00,508
- Cleanse is futile.
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- 00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:04,177
- Contamination is absolute.
- 123
- 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:06,346
- Cleanse is futile.
- 124
- 00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,955
- Contamination is absolute.
- 125
- 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,957
- Cleanse is futile.
- 126
- 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,629
- Contamination is absolute.
- 127
- 00:15:22,162 --> 00:15:23,631
- Cleanse is futile.
- 128
- 00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:27,500
- Contamination is absolute.
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- 00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,537
- Cleanse is futile.
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- 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,741
- Glory to
- the heroic space travelers
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- 00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:37,277
- spreading the idea of Juche.
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- 00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:06,306
- You bastard.
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- 00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:13,213
- Gentlemen... I believe
- that covers everything.
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- 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,314
- One more thing though.
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- 00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:16,149
- You're Mr. White.
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- 00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:18,318
- You're Mr. Yellow.
- 137
- 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:20,420
- You're Mr. Brown.
- 138
- 00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:22,121
- You're Mr. Black.
- 139
- 00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,058
- Now hold up, hold up.
- That's discriminating, man!
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- 00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,994
- Ah, don't give me any shit
- about racism.
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- 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:30,631
- I don't give a fuck about any
- of your real backgrounds.
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- 00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:32,700
- What I care about is
- De Souza's Jewelry
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- 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:33,868
- and how much the haul is.
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- 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:37,070
- But you can't deny that
- the choice of names is a bit...
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- 00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:37,671
- offensive.
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- 00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:40,574
- I call people by
- what they look like.
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- 00:16:41,809 --> 00:16:44,244
- So in that case,
- I'm Mr. Handsome.
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- 00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:46,145
- Everybody happy?
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- 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,615
- Get dressed.
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- 00:16:58,491 --> 00:17:01,795
- Silent night, holy night
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- 00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:06,199
- All is calm, all is bright
- 152
- 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:09,603
- Round yon Virgin,
- Mother and Child
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- 00:17:10,136 --> 00:17:12,840
- Holy infant
- so tender and mild...
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- 00:17:12,873 --> 00:17:14,708
- 9-1-1. Merry Christmas!
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- 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:17,210
- Yeah?
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- 00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:20,446
- What? De Souza's Jewelry?
- 157
- 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,250
- Oh, shit. Guys!
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- 00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:51,812
- 9-1-1. Merry Christmas!
- 159
- 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,683
- This thing itches like crazy.
- 160
- 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,319
- Why can't we use ski masks,
- like proper gangsters?
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- 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:02,590
- - Huh?
- - What?
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- 00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:04,223
- - Da fuck?
- - What?
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- 00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:06,492
- This way we blend in.
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- 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,263
- What the fuck you mean
- "blend in"?
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- 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,765
- I don't see no other Santas
- out here.
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- 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:14,635
- Like a motherfuckin' ghost town.
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- 00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:18,539
- Let's do it!
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- 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,762
- Ho, ho, go,
- give us all your dough!
- 169
- 00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:45,799
- Come on, motherfucker!
- 170
- 00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:48,636
- Stay calm.
- Mr. Clerk, what are you doing?
- 171
- 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:51,705
- Shit!
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- 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,607
- San... "Blend in" my ass!
- 173
- 00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:55,709
- Five fuckin' Santas in
- a beamer packin' heat.
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- 00:18:58,277 --> 00:18:58,746
- Fuck!
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- 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,582
- Man, fuck that shit!
- 176
- 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,589
- We'll barge in
- minutes before you close.
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- 00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:10,490
- All dressed as Santas.
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- 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:12,793
- If some citizen is suspicious,
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- 00:19:13,661 --> 00:19:15,696
- the police are having
- a Christmas party that night.
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- 00:19:16,462 --> 00:19:17,765
- They'll all be shitfaced
- by then.
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- 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,267
- We split everything 75-25.
- 182
- 00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:25,539
- And then it's Merry Christmas
- to all, and to all a good night.
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- 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,174
- So, what do I call you?
- 184
- 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:31,879
- Call me Santa.
- 185
- 00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,794
- Merry Christmas, Santa Claus.
- 186
- 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:23,964
- Fucking double-crossing clerk!
- 187
- 00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:25,966
- Well, you got that
- totally wrong.
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- 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,569
- Do I look like
- a fucking clerk to you?
- 189
- 00:20:29,636 --> 00:20:30,704
- My name's De Souza.
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- 00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:32,606
- I'm the owner.
- 191
- 00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:35,776
- Now I get the insurance,
- 192
- 00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:38,344
- and I got the jewels.
- 193
- 00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:40,914
- You bastard!
- 194
- 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,388
- Don't make me
- shoot a brother on Christmas!
- 195
- 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:55,028
- Silent night
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- 00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:58,866
- Holy night
- 197
- 00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:02,903
- All is calm
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- 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:06,774
- All is bright
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- 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:14,548
- Round yon Virgin,
- Mother and Child
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- 00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:22,589
- Holy infant so tender and mild
- 201
- 00:21:23,422 --> 00:21:30,429
- Sleep in heavenly peace
- 202
- 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:37,638
- Sleep in heavenly peace
- 203
- 00:27:09,142 --> 00:27:12,308
- IT IS A PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE YOU
- HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO ATTEND OUR
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- 00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:13,433
- CHRISTMAS PARTY
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- 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:19,308
- CELEBRATED AT HOTEL VERSAILLES.
- PLEASE, BE PUNCTUAL.
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- 00:31:25,392 --> 00:31:27,026
- You are half an hour early.
- 207
- 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:44,611
- - Marc?
- - Hm?
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- 00:36:45,512 --> 00:36:46,446
- Are you okay?
- 209
- 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:48,515
- Yes.
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- 00:36:48,549 --> 00:36:49,282
- Okay.
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- 00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:52,986
- Come, we have to go inside.
- Mum and Dad are expecting us.
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- 00:37:01,695 --> 00:37:03,329
- - Hi, Dad.
- - Hi, darling.
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- 00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:09,335
- - Marc.
- - Daniel.
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- 00:37:14,575 --> 00:37:15,609
- Glad to see you again.
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- 00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:19,813
- Let's have a toast!
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- 00:37:20,914 --> 00:37:23,684
- To our first Christmas together.
- Together with Marc!
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- 00:37:24,518 --> 00:37:25,351
- Cheers.
- 218
- 00:37:29,388 --> 00:37:31,959
- And that's why, Marc,
- the first present is for you.
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- 00:37:54,782 --> 00:37:55,916
- You know what you have to do?
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- 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,027
- Yes.
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- 00:39:12,192 --> 00:39:14,027
- This knife belonged to my Dad.
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- 00:39:15,796 --> 00:39:17,631
- And he got it
- from my grandfather.
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- 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,501
- And now...
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- 00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:25,973
- It's your turn.
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- 00:39:29,109 --> 00:39:30,110
- You can do it, honey!
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- 00:39:33,847 --> 00:39:34,748
- Do it, Marc.
- 227
- 00:41:18,652 --> 00:41:20,120
- To the young couple,
- Esther and Marc!
- 228
- 00:41:22,789 --> 00:41:23,256
- And Marc...
- 229
- 00:41:26,727 --> 00:41:27,761
- Welcome to the family.
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- 00:41:47,478 --> 00:41:49,049
- Hm? Hm.
- 231
- 00:41:49,832 --> 00:41:50,668
- Hm.
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- 00:41:59,313 --> 00:42:01,291
- Hm?
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- 00:42:05,539 --> 00:42:06,765
- Huh?
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- 00:42:10,493 --> 00:42:11,751
- Huh!
- 235
- 00:42:39,636 --> 00:42:40,815
- Huh?
- 236
- 00:43:18,170 --> 00:43:19,319
- Hm?
- 237
- 00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:23,205
- ⪠Hm-hm âª
- 238
- 00:44:07,758 --> 00:44:08,753
- Hm?
- 239
- 00:44:09,623 --> 00:44:10,842
- Hm?
- 240
- 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,276
- Greetings from Krampus
- 241
- 00:44:34,142 --> 00:44:35,555
- Huh?
- 242
- 00:45:13,357 --> 00:45:14,185
- Hm?
- 243
- 00:45:14,241 --> 00:45:15,515
- Hm?
- 244
- 00:46:29,478 --> 00:46:30,236
- Hm?
- 245
- 00:46:52,325 --> 00:46:53,570
- Hm? Huh?
- 246
- 00:47:27,746 --> 00:47:31,150
- Please! Please!
- We're family! Please!
- 247
- 00:47:53,505 --> 00:47:56,508
- Hello, Mother! I'm home.
- 248
- 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:03,149
- Mother. It's the holidays.
- 249
- 00:48:03,182 --> 00:48:04,783
- Must we discuss this now?
- 250
- 00:48:07,186 --> 00:48:10,588
- I refuse to let you gamble
- away the family fortune.
- 251
- 00:48:10,622 --> 00:48:13,858
- Well, I think you'd be surprised
- how easily I can make it back.
- 252
- 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,228
- Oh, there they are.
- 253
- 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,230
- The charity cases have arrived.
- 254
- 00:48:18,264 --> 00:48:21,032
- Hello, Mother.
- I'm sorry we're late.
- 255
- 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,168
- Oh, an apology!
- 256
- 00:48:22,201 --> 00:48:25,537
- Well, you must be the adopted
- member of the family.
- 257
- 00:48:25,704 --> 00:48:28,673
- Don't you need to give yourself
- 40 lashes as penance now?
- 258
- 00:48:28,707 --> 00:48:30,875
- Serge, stop
- it. That's enough now.
- 259
- 00:48:34,813 --> 00:48:38,117
- Good evening all!
- 260
- 00:48:39,985 --> 00:48:42,188
- Merry, merry and whatnot...
- 261
- 00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:47,226
- Oh, yes. Baby brother,
- have another drink.
- 262
- 00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:49,195
- Let's get you a cappuccino,
- Hilton.
- 263
- 00:48:49,228 --> 00:48:52,097
- I'm fine, mother. I really,
- really, I'm fine, I'm fine...
- 264
- 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,732
- Is he drunk again?
- 265
- 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:54,799
- Yes.
- 266
- 00:48:55,134 --> 00:48:56,668
- Everything will be fine.
- 267
- 00:48:57,669 --> 00:49:00,605
- Well, all we're waiting on
- is your sister.
- 268
- 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:04,509
- Well, Flavia's probably shacked
- up with her flavor of the month.
- 269
- 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,678
- Little whore can't be bothered.
- 270
- 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,314
- Just cut her out of the will
- already.
- 271
- 00:49:08,347 --> 00:49:09,281
- Hilton!
- 272
- 00:49:09,315 --> 00:49:11,983
- Shut your goddamn mouth.
- 273
- 00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:15,020
- This might be the last
- Christmas we spend together.
- 274
- 00:49:15,887 --> 00:49:16,821
- Hopefully.
- 275
- 00:49:49,888 --> 00:49:52,757
- Well, that won't do, will it?
- Mm-mm.
- 276
- 00:50:28,227 --> 00:50:29,228
- Don't worry, Mother.
- 277
- 00:50:30,362 --> 00:50:32,897
- I won't touch any of your
- precious private reserve.
- 278
- 00:50:36,668 --> 00:50:39,671
- No use wasting this
- on the children, am I right?
- 279
- 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:44,843
- Oh! Mother?! Please, stop!
- 280
- 00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:46,378
- Stop!
- 281
- 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:42,800
- I was adopted
- into a family of sinners.
- 282
- 00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:44,869
- A whore.
- 283
- 00:51:45,171 --> 00:51:46,037
- A drunk.
- 284
- 00:51:46,505 --> 00:51:48,773
- And a degenerate gambler.
- 285
- 00:51:50,109 --> 00:51:51,310
- And you raised them.
- 286
- 00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:53,878
- Yours was the worst sin of all.
- 287
- 00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:56,182
- But I've righted your wrongs
- for you.
- 288
- 00:51:59,251 --> 00:52:03,189
- So... the inheritance
- is rightfully mine.
- 289
- 00:52:04,156 --> 00:52:06,791
- Your real children would've
- just squandered it.
- 290
- 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:11,463
- Whoa...
- 291
- 00:52:13,432 --> 00:52:15,401
- - Are you okay?
- - Thank God you're here.
- 292
- 00:52:18,404 --> 00:52:21,806
- She's... she's been lying
- to us this entire time.
- 293
- 00:53:46,525 --> 00:53:47,459
- Did you find it?
- 294
- 00:53:57,436 --> 00:53:58,304
- What's up?
- 295
- 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:31,969
- What are you doing?
- 296
- 00:54:33,539 --> 00:54:34,839
- I don't want to go.
- 297
- 00:54:36,175 --> 00:54:37,176
- Let's go.
- 298
- 00:54:43,182 --> 00:54:44,316
- I want to do something.
- 299
- 00:54:45,651 --> 00:54:46,851
- Do what?
- 300
- 00:54:50,389 --> 00:54:52,124
- I'm going to kill
- that son of a bitch!
- 301
- 00:55:03,101 --> 00:55:04,470
- Listen to me carefully.
- 302
- 00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:10,041
- We're going home. Now.
- 303
- 00:55:11,943 --> 00:55:13,945
- He should be in jail.
- 304
- 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:18,983
- Maybe it's not him.
- 305
- 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:22,187
- Yes it is.
- 306
- 00:55:30,129 --> 00:55:31,430
- Please, let's go.
- 307
- 00:55:33,132 --> 00:55:34,133
- Don't worry.
- 308
- 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,270
- I understand you, really.
- 309
- 00:55:39,471 --> 00:55:40,639
- You didn't love him.
- 310
- 00:55:43,442 --> 00:55:44,610
- What are you talking about?
- 311
- 00:55:48,347 --> 00:55:49,581
- I'm talking about Dad.
- 312
- 00:55:51,417 --> 00:55:53,352
- You didn't love him like I did.
- 313
- 00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:48,634
- How many people are there
- in the world?
- 314
- 00:57:49,868 --> 00:57:51,503
- Ah, about six billion.
- 315
- 00:57:52,538 --> 00:57:53,372
- Why are you asking?
- 316
- 00:57:54,606 --> 00:57:57,276
- How does Santa deliver all those
- presents in just one night?
- 317
- 00:57:58,744 --> 00:58:00,212
- Well, that's why he's got
- his elves.
- 318
- 00:58:01,146 --> 00:58:02,514
- Santa's little helpers.
- 319
- 00:58:02,814 --> 00:58:04,349
- Talking of little helpers...
- 320
- 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:06,351
- were you two
- in my bedroom today?
- 321
- 00:58:06,618 --> 00:58:07,486
- No.
- 322
- 00:58:09,421 --> 00:58:10,689
- Well, then
- it must've been a burglar.
- 323
- 00:58:11,189 --> 00:58:13,325
- Because somebody
- has been in my wardrobe.
- 324
- 00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:15,861
- You know what happens
- to children
- 325
- 00:58:15,894 --> 00:58:17,696
- that tell lies on Christmas Eve,
- don't you, Leo?
- 326
- 00:58:18,163 --> 00:58:18,697
- No.
- 327
- 00:58:19,398 --> 00:58:20,766
- They get a visit from Krampus.
- 328
- 00:58:21,433 --> 00:58:23,067
- Who's Krampus?
- 329
- 00:58:24,169 --> 00:58:26,204
- Krampus is a horned demon
- 330
- 00:58:26,405 --> 00:58:28,307
- that punishes children
- that misbehave.
- 331
- 00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:30,742
- He puts naughty children
- in his sack,
- 332
- 00:58:30,776 --> 00:58:32,311
- and then carts them off to Hell,
- 333
- 00:58:32,911 --> 00:58:34,813
- where they suffer
- eternal damnation.
- 334
- 00:58:38,383 --> 00:58:39,318
- Bill, you're scaring her.
- 335
- 00:58:39,818 --> 00:58:41,153
- Well, she doesn't have
- to be scared
- 336
- 00:58:41,186 --> 00:58:42,254
- if she hasn't been naughty.
- 337
- 00:58:42,688 --> 00:58:43,589
- Isn't that right, Emma?
- 338
- 00:58:57,669 --> 00:58:58,837
- Aren't you in bed yet?
- 339
- 00:58:59,705 --> 00:59:01,206
- Santa won't come
- unless you're asleep.
- 340
- 00:59:01,673 --> 00:59:02,341
- I'm going now.
- 341
- 00:59:03,809 --> 00:59:05,277
- - Night, night.
- - Night, Mum.
- 342
- 00:59:26,331 --> 00:59:26,898
- Emma?
- 343
- 00:59:30,268 --> 00:59:31,370
- Come on, bedtime.
- 344
- 00:59:44,349 --> 00:59:45,150
- What do you think?
- 345
- 00:59:46,885 --> 00:59:48,286
- Where did you get that stuff?
- 346
- 00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:49,588
- Joke shop.
- 347
- 00:59:51,256 --> 00:59:52,924
- I think Krampus might
- be paying you a visit.
- 348
- 01:00:58,924 --> 01:01:01,259
- Happy Christmas, Leo!
- 349
- 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,681
- That's pretty.
- 350
- 01:01:56,882 --> 01:01:58,517
- Your dad chose that
- all by himself.
- 351
- 01:01:58,984 --> 01:02:00,685
- Okay, here's one for Leo.
- 352
- 01:02:02,687 --> 01:02:03,755
- It's massive.
- 353
- 01:02:08,794 --> 01:02:09,628
- What is it?
- 354
- 01:02:12,798 --> 01:02:13,999
- Happy Christmas, Leo.
- 355
- 01:02:17,469 --> 01:02:19,671
- Yeah, Happy Christmas, Leo.
- 356
- 01:03:32,744 --> 01:03:33,745
- So pretty.
- 357
- 01:03:41,953 --> 01:03:45,490
- Mimi, do you want it like this?
- Or like this?
- 358
- 01:03:52,164 --> 01:03:54,532
- Ta-da! Shall we try
- something else this time?
- 359
- 01:04:02,641 --> 01:04:04,776
- That doll is not yours but mine!
- 360
- 01:04:05,144 --> 01:04:06,745
- Give it to me!
- 361
- 01:04:10,548 --> 01:04:13,451
- Hey! Excuse me! Mister!
- 362
- 01:04:18,957 --> 01:04:21,493
- I hate your hair.
- 363
- 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,170
- What the hell
- did the doll ever do to you?
- 364
- 01:05:06,871 --> 01:05:08,573
- Ah, for fuck's sake.
- 365
- 01:05:14,879 --> 01:05:16,982
- Fucking bitch... da fuck off me!
- 366
- 01:05:20,685 --> 01:05:22,954
- Gah, fuck...
- 367
- 01:05:25,724 --> 01:05:26,725
- Crazy bitch!
- 368
- 01:05:33,898 --> 01:05:34,966
- Daddy!
- 369
- 01:05:36,901 --> 01:05:37,969
- Daddy!
- 370
- 01:05:38,337 --> 01:05:39,537
- For fuck's sake.
- 371
- 01:05:43,908 --> 01:05:45,910
- Daddy, please help me!
- 372
- 01:05:46,644 --> 01:05:48,680
- I promise I'll be good.
- 373
- 01:05:48,913 --> 01:05:50,149
- I don't wanna die.
- 374
- 01:05:51,649 --> 01:05:54,052
- Ha-young cut me with the knife.
- 375
- 01:06:06,265 --> 01:06:07,266
- Daddy!
- 376
- 01:06:14,806 --> 01:06:17,575
- Ha-na killed my doll.
- 377
- 01:06:19,311 --> 01:06:23,081
- We should probably
- get rid of this knife.
- 378
- 01:06:42,168 --> 01:06:43,902
- Wow, a present!
- 379
- 01:06:44,403 --> 01:06:45,337
- Open it up and see!
- 380
- 01:06:46,771 --> 01:06:47,772
- Ta-da!
- 381
- 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:50,209
- It's a doll.
- 382
- 01:06:51,310 --> 01:06:52,010
- Ha-young!
- 383
- 01:06:53,078 --> 01:06:54,180
- This sweet little doll
- will always listen to you,
- 384
- 01:06:54,213 --> 01:06:56,315
- and never scream.
- 385
- 01:06:56,348 --> 01:06:58,917
- Wow, she looks just like
- my dead sister.
- 386
- 01:06:59,251 --> 01:07:01,853
- I promised
- I would give you twins.
- 387
- 01:07:02,154 --> 01:07:04,823
- Don't harass her, just play with
- her for the rest of your life.
- 388
- 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:09,328
- Wow, so pretty...
- 389
- 01:07:11,996 --> 01:07:14,266
- From now on, you'll be my doll.
- 390
- 01:07:23,842 --> 01:07:25,610
- I prefer you as a doll.
- 391
- 01:07:25,844 --> 01:07:27,179
- You talked too much
- when you were alive.
- 392
- 01:08:11,457 --> 01:08:13,658
- I promised your father
- I'd say goodbye to you today.
- 393
- 01:08:20,832 --> 01:08:21,866
- It should've been me.
- 394
- 01:08:35,414 --> 01:08:36,881
- You can have him back.
- 395
- 01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:39,218
- Who are you?
- 396
- 01:08:46,492 --> 01:08:48,927
- Your prayers
- have been answered, Eva.
- 397
- 01:08:50,262 --> 01:08:51,696
- Are you an angel?
- 398
- 01:08:55,367 --> 01:09:01,072
- What would you do... to have
- things the way they were?
- 399
- 01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:03,442
- Anything.
- 400
- 01:09:32,371 --> 01:09:33,771
- Your boy is there.
- 401
- 01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:36,375
- Dig.
- 402
- 01:09:39,811 --> 01:09:40,812
- I can't.
- 403
- 01:09:43,215 --> 01:09:45,217
- I'm the miracle you asked for!
- 404
- 01:09:47,286 --> 01:09:47,986
- Dig!
- 405
- 01:09:48,354 --> 01:09:49,087
- Dig!
- 406
- 01:09:49,521 --> 01:09:50,256
- Dig!
- 407
- 01:09:50,989 --> 01:09:51,856
- Dig!
- 408
- 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:35,867
- You came back to me.
- 409
- 01:11:26,084 --> 01:11:27,885
- And so it begins.
- 410
- 01:11:52,206 --> 01:11:54,668
- LOST COTTAGE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE
- 411
- 01:12:03,288 --> 01:12:04,423
- Valentina, what are you doing?
- 412
- 01:12:05,357 --> 01:12:07,860
- It's not even Christmas yet,
- and you're undoing the tree?
- 413
- 01:12:11,630 --> 01:12:13,432
- I hate Christmas, understood?
- 414
- 01:12:13,465 --> 01:12:17,636
- All these lights, everyone
- loving each other. Enough!
- 415
- 01:12:18,035 --> 01:12:19,571
- Look, Valentina, I've got
- presents for Dad and the kids.
- 416
- 01:12:19,605 --> 01:12:20,938
- Where are they?
- 417
- 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,208
- They're in there, go!
- 418
- 01:12:23,442 --> 01:12:24,576
- Just leave me alone.
- 419
- 01:12:26,412 --> 01:12:27,112
- Dad?
- 420
- 01:12:30,716 --> 01:12:31,450
- Dad?
- 421
- 01:12:36,455 --> 01:12:37,523
- Dad, where are you?
- 422
- 01:12:40,692 --> 01:12:41,393
- Dad?
- 423
- 01:12:44,696 --> 01:12:45,631
- Dad!
- 424
- 01:12:50,602 --> 01:12:51,703
- Dad, wake up!
- 425
- 01:12:54,706 --> 01:12:57,276
- Dad, I have a present for you,
- wake up.
- 426
- 01:12:59,545 --> 01:13:00,579
- Dad...
- 427
- 01:13:02,114 --> 01:13:03,382
- Dad, wake up.
- 428
- 01:13:11,490 --> 01:13:13,425
- The kids. The kids!
- 429
- 01:13:14,226 --> 01:13:15,127
- Kids?
- 430
- 01:13:15,794 --> 01:13:16,728
- Kids?
- 431
- 01:13:39,251 --> 01:13:40,319
- Have you given them
- the presents?
- 432
- 01:13:40,352 --> 01:13:41,720
- Yes. Yes, I have.
- 433
- 01:13:46,525 --> 01:13:47,326
- Dad?
- 434
- 01:13:49,795 --> 01:13:50,596
- Dad?
- 435
- 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:58,102
- - Granddad, is she gone?
- - Yes. Let's go get her, quick!
- 436
- 01:14:11,183 --> 01:14:13,418
- My sister even hangs
- herself to get attention.
- 437
- 01:14:13,452 --> 01:14:16,288
- - But Mum, she's dead.
- - She's dead!
- 438
- 01:14:40,279 --> 01:14:42,381
- He has to hit back
- or they won't stop.
- 439
- 01:14:42,414 --> 01:14:43,782
- He needs to
- stand up for himself.
- 440
- 01:14:43,815 --> 01:14:45,584
- He needs somebody to talk to.
- 441
- 01:14:45,617 --> 01:14:48,120
- - Says the babysitter.
- - Says your sister.
- 442
- 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:51,256
- Who knows him best, because,
- surprise, I actually show up.
- 443
- 01:14:51,690 --> 01:14:54,159
- Who the fuck
- keeps eating my chips?
- 444
- 01:14:54,693 --> 01:14:55,727
- He draws his mom.
- 445
- 01:14:56,929 --> 01:14:59,431
- All the time. He's afraid that
- he's going to forget her.
- 446
- 01:14:59,464 --> 01:15:01,266
- Well, maybe
- he should forget her.
- 447
- 01:15:02,901 --> 01:15:04,303
- Hey, Jack.
- 448
- 01:15:05,404 --> 01:15:06,805
- Your Daddy and Aunt Gina
- 449
- 01:15:06,838 --> 01:15:08,373
- need to talk
- for a little bit in private.
- 450
- 01:15:08,407 --> 01:15:10,809
- Why don't you go
- write a letter to Santa?
- 451
- 01:15:10,842 --> 01:15:11,710
- I already did.
- 452
- 01:15:11,743 --> 01:15:13,745
- That's okay,
- you can write another one.
- 453
- 01:15:13,845 --> 01:15:16,214
- Just make sure that you
- leave out some milk and cookies,
- 454
- 01:15:16,248 --> 01:15:17,583
- to make his trip back
- worthwhile.
- 455
- 01:15:20,652 --> 01:15:23,388
- Fruity shit like this is why
- he gets made fun of at school.
- 456
- 01:15:27,259 --> 01:15:29,227
- Nice.
- You pick that one up from Dad?
- 457
- 01:15:29,761 --> 01:15:31,229
- Get the fuck out of my house.
- 458
- 01:15:31,496 --> 01:15:32,431
- Careful, Bob.
- 459
- 01:15:33,565 --> 01:15:35,567
- Last time you said that to
- a woman, she actually did.
- 460
- 01:15:37,269 --> 01:15:40,739
- Hey, Applejack.
- I'll see you soon, okay?
- 461
- 01:15:41,340 --> 01:15:42,874
- I wanna go home with you.
- 462
- 01:15:45,377 --> 01:15:46,478
- I'm working on it.
- 463
- 01:15:52,351 --> 01:15:53,352
- Dear Santa,
- 464
- 01:15:53,852 --> 01:15:56,388
- Please help Gallops. He's hurt.
- 465
- 01:15:57,923 --> 01:15:59,191
- Love, Jack.
- 466
- 01:16:06,365 --> 01:16:07,466
- Gallops!
- 467
- 01:16:09,635 --> 01:16:11,703
- Where the hell did you get
- a glue gun? The attic?
- 468
- 01:16:12,304 --> 01:16:13,372
- What's a goo-gun?
- 469
- 01:16:13,772 --> 01:16:15,507
- All right, wise guy.
- Who did this?
- 470
- 01:16:15,941 --> 01:16:17,142
- Santa.
- 471
- 01:16:18,510 --> 01:16:19,711
- No!
- 472
- 01:16:20,979 --> 01:16:21,747
- Go to your room.
- 473
- 01:16:23,415 --> 01:16:24,282
- Now!
- 474
- 01:16:27,986 --> 01:16:30,389
- Ugh. Are you fucking kidding me?
- 475
- 01:16:50,308 --> 01:16:52,944
- Dad? Is it dinner? I'm hungry.
- 476
- 01:17:13,398 --> 01:17:14,299
- Dear Santa,
- 477
- 01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,468
- I wish my door would stay open.
- 478
- 01:17:17,636 --> 01:17:18,470
- Love, Jack.
- 479
- 01:17:33,819 --> 01:17:34,686
- Jack!
- 480
- 01:18:01,613 --> 01:18:04,716
- I don't have to worry,
- I don't have to care.
- 481
- 01:18:06,718 --> 01:18:08,453
- My coat is very furry,
- I'm a grizzly, grizzly bear.
- 482
- 01:19:02,374 --> 01:19:03,041
- Hello?
- 483
- 01:19:08,114 --> 01:19:08,914
- Hey, buddy.
- 484
- 01:19:10,515 --> 01:19:11,650
- You turn off my TV?
- 485
- 01:19:16,621 --> 01:19:17,956
- You know
- Daddy sleeps with it on.
- 486
- 01:19:38,510 --> 01:19:39,111
- Thank you.
- 487
- 01:19:44,716 --> 01:19:46,084
- I'm so sorry, Applejack.
- 488
- 01:19:47,452 --> 01:19:48,887
- You can stay with me
- as long as you want.
- 489
- 01:19:49,621 --> 01:19:50,355
- Forever?
- 490
- 01:19:51,690 --> 01:19:52,457
- Forever.
- 491
- 01:19:58,830 --> 01:19:59,898
- Thank you, Santa.
- 492
- 01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:34,933
- - Hands off!
- - Come on, relax.
- 493
- 01:20:35,567 --> 01:20:36,568
- Man,
- you're getting on my nerves.
- 494
- 01:20:37,469 --> 01:20:38,036
- Hey!
- 495
- 01:20:38,536 --> 01:20:39,437
- Easy, bro.
- 496
- 01:20:39,671 --> 01:20:41,072
- I'm not your damn bro!
- 497
- 01:20:41,873 --> 01:20:43,041
- Get lost, Schmock.
- 498
- 01:20:55,587 --> 01:20:56,655
- I recognized him.
- 499
- 01:20:57,123 --> 01:20:58,990
- I'll never forget that face.
- 500
- 01:20:59,024 --> 01:21:00,126
- Okay, listen.
- 501
- 01:21:00,959 --> 01:21:01,760
- You're gonna mark him.
- 502
- 01:21:02,661 --> 01:21:05,063
- I can't do this.
- His smell makes me sick.
- 503
- 01:21:05,096 --> 01:21:06,431
- You don't have to smell him.
- 504
- 01:21:07,866 --> 01:21:09,434
- In the crowd at the entrance,
- you put a mark on his back.
- 505
- 01:21:10,169 --> 01:21:12,504
- A "P" for "Pig"!
- 506
- 01:21:16,675 --> 01:21:17,475
- Hey.
- 507
- 01:21:42,168 --> 01:21:45,137
- You wait outside the door
- until we text you.
- 508
- 01:22:39,591 --> 01:22:41,760
- Let us pass, our friend has
- been drinking too much!
- 509
- 01:22:49,246 --> 01:22:50,705
- RAPE
- 510
- 01:22:55,607 --> 01:22:56,775
- Get off me, you...
- 511
- 01:23:01,313 --> 01:23:02,747
- No!
- 512
- 01:23:33,112 --> 01:23:34,979
- THE PIG IS READY
- 513
- 01:23:45,090 --> 01:23:47,159
- Girls, watch out,
- he's waking up!
- 514
- 01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:49,761
- Hold him down! Fuck! Shit!
- 515
- 01:23:53,232 --> 01:23:53,965
- Fuck!
- 516
- 01:24:49,288 --> 01:24:50,289
- Do it, Caren.
- 517
- 01:24:56,828 --> 01:24:57,695
- That's not him.
- 518
- 01:24:59,731 --> 01:25:00,899
- That's the wrong one!
- 519
- 01:25:11,110 --> 01:25:12,178
- You've got the wrong one!
- 520
- 01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:28,693
- There are no wrong ones.
- 521
- 01:26:19,911 --> 01:26:22,314
- What was that? A bear?
- 522
- 01:26:23,215 --> 01:26:26,918
- It ain't no bear. It's too big.
- 523
- 01:26:28,420 --> 01:26:29,421
- Buffalo?
- 524
- 01:26:30,989 --> 01:26:32,924
- Buffalo? With claws?
- 525
- 01:26:35,294 --> 01:26:36,894
- Bit off half my mare's ass!
- 526
- 01:26:37,363 --> 01:26:40,132
- Swallowed my pack and
- every goddamn thing in it.
- 527
- 01:26:44,936 --> 01:26:46,771
- That's sheer cliff
- for a solid mile.
- 528
- 01:26:49,408 --> 01:26:50,908
- If it falls off, it'll kill it.
- 529
- 01:26:51,477 --> 01:26:53,379
- I mean, it damn near killed us.
- 530
- 01:26:55,013 --> 01:26:56,415
- What if it does get down here?
- 531
- 01:26:57,116 --> 01:27:00,084
- It's gonna come at us
- from that-a-way.
- 532
- 01:27:04,356 --> 01:27:06,392
- Go on, hit the trail.
- 533
- 01:27:08,026 --> 01:27:10,529
- You and me have been at this
- a long time.
- 534
- 01:27:11,863 --> 01:27:13,198
- I couldn't possibly do that.
- 535
- 01:27:14,166 --> 01:27:16,968
- It ain't worth it
- for you to stick around here.
- 536
- 01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:19,804
- You've done everything for me...
- 537
- 01:27:20,805 --> 01:27:22,241
- No, I mean,
- I... I couldn't possibly do that.
- 538
- 01:27:22,274 --> 01:27:24,842
- I broke my foot when
- I tumbled off the cliff.
- 539
- 01:27:26,211 --> 01:27:27,945
- - Why ain't you hollerin'?
- - What?
- 540
- 01:27:28,347 --> 01:27:29,481
- Why ain't you hollerin'?
- 541
- 01:27:29,515 --> 01:27:30,982
- What good is hollerin' gonna do?
- 542
- 01:27:33,585 --> 01:27:36,455
- Well, you don't have to be such
- a son of a bitch about it.
- 543
- 01:27:36,488 --> 01:27:38,190
- - What?
- - Nothin'.
- 544
- 01:27:39,425 --> 01:27:43,061
- No. You got somethin' to say,
- why don't you say it?
- 545
- 01:27:43,094 --> 01:27:44,829
- - Nothin'.
- - Nothin'.
- 546
- 01:27:45,930 --> 01:27:47,865
- That's probably
- what it amounted to.
- 547
- 01:28:25,337 --> 01:28:27,038
- I hate to piss on Christmas,
- 548
- 01:28:27,071 --> 01:28:28,906
- but I do believe
- we're gonna die tonight.
- 549
- 01:28:32,211 --> 01:28:33,178
- I don't want to.
- 550
- 01:28:34,313 --> 01:28:38,250
- Well, life is just one
- "I don't want to" after another.
- 551
- 01:28:39,318 --> 01:28:43,188
- Maybe...
- dying will just be the last one.
- 552
- 01:29:06,545 --> 01:29:07,346
- Is it gone?
- 553
- 01:29:12,684 --> 01:29:14,119
- Yes, it's been real quiet.
- 554
- 01:29:16,588 --> 01:29:18,257
- Hopefully it just ran off.
- 555
- 01:29:19,023 --> 01:29:20,659
- I mean, it's got a belly
- full of horse meat.
- 556
- 01:29:27,199 --> 01:29:28,434
- Coyote we can handle.
- 557
- 01:29:30,101 --> 01:29:31,503
- May see Christmas after all?
- 558
- 01:29:43,749 --> 01:29:44,616
- Got you something.
- 559
- 01:29:45,751 --> 01:29:46,951
- Hey now, what's this?
- 560
- 01:29:48,019 --> 01:29:50,722
- Eh, I saw you eye-balling
- it up there in El Paso.
- 561
- 01:29:54,426 --> 01:29:55,594
- I didn't get you nothin'.
- 562
- 01:29:56,428 --> 01:29:57,162
- It's all right.
- 563
- 01:29:58,464 --> 01:30:00,265
- Eleven years
- a good riding partner,
- 564
- 01:30:00,299 --> 01:30:01,065
- that's somethin'.
- 565
- 01:30:02,401 --> 01:30:03,402
- Merry Christmas.
- 566
- 01:30:09,174 --> 01:30:10,108
- Hey now...
- 567
- 01:30:11,477 --> 01:30:12,478
- Let's hear it sing.
- 568
- 01:30:14,279 --> 01:30:15,514
- Something Christmas-y?
- 569
- 01:30:17,449 --> 01:30:18,450
- 'Tis that time of year.
- 570
- 01:30:25,190 --> 01:30:27,058
- I can't play
- with you lookin' at me.
- 571
- 01:30:59,491 --> 01:31:00,292
- What?
- 572
- 01:31:03,328 --> 01:31:04,530
- It found a way down.
- 573
- 01:31:09,401 --> 01:31:12,638
- We can stab it. We can shoot it.
- And we can burn it.
- 574
- 01:33:10,322 --> 01:33:14,326
- So, I think
- that you never see...
- 575
- 01:33:14,793 --> 01:33:16,928
- something like this
- before in your life.
- 576
- 01:33:18,597 --> 01:33:19,464
- Hm.
- 577
- 01:33:20,465 --> 01:33:21,566
- Okay, let's go there.
- 578
- 01:33:22,734 --> 01:33:24,202
- I'm just gonna watch you do it.
- 579
- 01:33:24,236 --> 01:33:26,471
- I have two!
- 580
- 01:33:33,378 --> 01:33:35,814
- Is there anything I should know
- about this "saint" of ours?
- 581
- 01:33:36,948 --> 01:33:40,819
- Huh, well... he's like
- a protector, you know?
- 582
- 01:33:42,020 --> 01:33:43,288
- Protecting whom?
- 583
- 01:33:43,822 --> 01:33:44,723
- The poor.
- 584
- 01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:47,392
- And travelers.
- 585
- 01:33:48,927 --> 01:33:49,628
- Okay.
- 586
- 01:33:50,362 --> 01:33:51,730
- It's like a tradition, you know.
- 587
- 01:33:52,831 --> 01:33:56,668
- And also people want to eat
- and drink a lot, so...
- 588
- 01:33:57,402 --> 01:33:59,504
- - So, cheers to that!
- - Yeah.
- 589
- 01:34:09,781 --> 01:34:11,249
- Babe, is everything okay?
- 590
- 01:34:11,450 --> 01:34:12,884
- It's just my brother.
- 591
- 01:34:13,552 --> 01:34:14,686
- You know, our brother. I mean...
- 592
- 01:34:14,886 --> 01:34:16,421
- You mean my cousin,
- your brother.
- 593
- 01:34:16,455 --> 01:34:17,556
- Yeah, your cousin, my brother.
- 594
- 01:34:17,956 --> 01:34:19,925
- He's somewhere, driving drunk.
- 595
- 01:34:20,492 --> 01:34:21,660
- What is he doing again?
- 596
- 01:34:22,728 --> 01:34:24,763
- He got this shitty job,
- going around in his Yugo,
- 597
- 01:34:24,796 --> 01:34:26,698
- entertaining people
- for the holiday.
- 598
- 01:34:26,732 --> 01:34:28,500
- Ah, he's some kind of Santa,
- right?
- 599
- 01:34:28,533 --> 01:34:29,267
- Yeah, right.
- 600
- 01:35:01,099 --> 01:35:03,301
- I knew...
- I knew I was gonna suck at this.
- 601
- 01:35:03,835 --> 01:35:04,836
- I just knew it.
- 602
- 01:35:05,737 --> 01:35:08,540
- And this ice is kind of...
- unfriendly.
- 603
- 01:35:09,574 --> 01:35:11,643
- Well, sorry I'm bitching
- too much.
- 604
- 01:35:11,676 --> 01:35:12,911
- It's nice to be here with you,
- 605
- 01:35:12,944 --> 01:35:14,746
- and finally meet
- this side of the family.
- 606
- 01:35:15,447 --> 01:35:16,615
- And you should visit us soon.
- 607
- 01:35:19,017 --> 01:35:19,851
- Poor thing.
- 608
- 01:35:20,952 --> 01:35:21,887
- You're freezing.
- 609
- 01:35:23,588 --> 01:35:25,557
- I don't have...
- 610
- 01:35:26,558 --> 01:35:28,760
- nothing... under...
- 611
- 01:35:50,549 --> 01:35:51,483
- Fuck!
- 612
- 01:37:32,184 --> 01:37:33,685
- After these messages,
- 613
- 01:37:33,718 --> 01:37:35,154
- Rush Limbaugh will be here,
- 614
- 01:37:35,187 --> 01:37:36,988
- talking about
- the war on Christmas.
- 615
- 01:37:39,491 --> 01:37:41,193
- Don't let
- Christmas drive you crazy!
- 616
- 01:37:41,227 --> 01:37:42,994
- Just go crazy for our prices!
- 617
- 01:37:45,030 --> 01:37:46,531
- Christmas...
- 618
- 01:37:47,933 --> 01:37:49,968
- Barney's Barn,
- where we have gifts galore!
- 619
- 01:37:50,001 --> 01:37:51,836
- We're the one with
- the giant Rudolph on the roo...
- 620
- 01:37:59,511 --> 01:38:02,881
- Greedy fucking bullshit.
- Fucking Christmas crap.
- 621
- 01:38:49,794 --> 01:38:50,895
- Is there somebody else here?
- 622
- 01:38:53,732 --> 01:38:54,233
- Hello?
- 623
- 01:39:36,108 --> 01:39:36,775
- Uh...
- 624
- 01:40:01,933 --> 01:40:03,768
- I can hardly contain
- my excitement.
- 625
- 01:40:17,015 --> 01:40:17,749
- Fuck!
- 626
- 01:41:00,426 --> 01:41:03,628
- Silent night
- 627
- 01:41:03,962 --> 01:41:07,166
- Holy night
- 628
- 01:41:07,366 --> 01:41:10,402
- All is calm
- 629
- 01:41:10,969 --> 01:41:14,005
- All is bright
- 630
- 01:41:14,206 --> 01:41:17,876
- Round yon Virgin
- 631
- 01:41:18,144 --> 01:41:21,247
- - Mother and Child...
- - Uh, thank you.
- 632
- 01:41:21,846 --> 01:41:23,681
- Holy infant...
- 633
- 01:41:23,715 --> 01:41:25,650
- I'm not really doing Christmas
- this year.
- 634
- 01:41:27,286 --> 01:41:30,289
- - Silent Night, holy night...
- - Get the fuck off me!
- 635
- 01:41:30,322 --> 01:41:34,692
- All is calm, all is bright
- 636
- 01:41:34,859 --> 01:41:41,200
- Holy infant,
- so tender and mild...
- 637
- 01:41:41,966 --> 01:41:43,067
- What are you doing?
- 638
- 01:41:43,935 --> 01:41:46,871
- Ah! Get off me!
- 639
- 01:41:46,905 --> 01:41:51,310
- - Sleep in heavenly peace
- - Why are you doing this?
- 640
- 01:41:53,345 --> 01:41:57,249
- Silent night
- 641
- 01:41:57,849 --> 01:42:01,353
- Holy night
- 642
- 01:42:01,387 --> 01:42:05,124
- All is calm
- 643
- 01:42:05,757 --> 01:42:09,328
- All is bright
- 644
- 01:42:10,094 --> 01:42:14,200
- Round yon Virgin
- 645
- 01:42:14,233 --> 01:42:17,769
- Mother and Child
- 646
- 01:42:17,936 --> 01:42:21,273
- Holy infant
- 647
- 01:42:21,307 --> 01:42:25,810
- So tender and mild
- 648
- 01:42:26,010 --> 01:42:33,017
- Sleep in heavenly peace
- 649
- 01:42:34,253 --> 01:42:40,326
- Sleep in heavenly peace
- 650
- 01:43:40,419 --> 01:43:43,255
- I thought about you this year,
- I kept everything low cal.
- 651
- 01:43:45,257 --> 01:43:48,026
- You should really talk to your
- brother about his new business.
- 652
- 01:43:48,260 --> 01:43:50,862
- Maybe he's looking for
- an assistant.
- 653
- 01:43:51,497 --> 01:43:53,998
- What is this, is it...
- 654
- 01:43:54,366 --> 01:43:56,100
- - Polyester?
- - Polyester.
- 655
- 01:43:56,135 --> 01:43:58,570
- Oh my word, Madeline!
- 656
- 01:43:58,604 --> 01:44:00,104
- You made it.
- 657
- 01:44:04,276 --> 01:44:05,544
- Merry Christmas, Dad.
- 658
- 01:44:13,652 --> 01:44:17,222
- Johnnyboy, in the business,
- you gotta be a shark, man!
- 659
- 01:44:18,257 --> 01:44:20,559
- Fearless. The thing is
- in front of you, that you want?
- 660
- 01:44:20,592 --> 01:44:21,560
- You get it!
- 661
- 01:44:21,593 --> 01:44:22,261
- Okay.
- 662
- 01:44:23,061 --> 01:44:24,496
- If it's still alive,
- you kill it.
- 663
- 01:44:24,530 --> 01:44:25,897
- That's it, that's all, man.
- 664
- 01:44:25,930 --> 01:44:27,399
- You gotta do it yourself.
- 665
- 01:44:28,099 --> 01:44:30,336
- You know, so, let's say,
- 666
- 01:44:30,902 --> 01:44:32,904
- you think,
- you think I would give a shit...
- 667
- 01:44:35,674 --> 01:44:38,042
- ...he was driving drunk
- and he went to prison.
- 668
- 01:44:38,076 --> 01:44:38,544
- Really?
- 669
- 01:44:39,511 --> 01:44:41,480
- Yeah. For Christmas!
- No Miami, no nothing.
- 670
- 01:44:41,513 --> 01:44:43,148
- Poor soul.
- 671
- 01:44:43,182 --> 01:44:47,018
- Look at those little buns,
- I could eat them up!
- 672
- 01:44:47,051 --> 01:44:49,987
- Hey-hey! Uncle. Kids, sit down.
- 673
- 01:44:50,622 --> 01:44:53,592
- Oh, cheerio, Rose!
- 674
- 01:44:54,293 --> 01:44:56,495
- Isn't she pretty.
- 675
- 01:44:57,028 --> 01:44:59,264
- To the beauty of youth!
- 676
- 01:44:59,665 --> 01:45:00,432
- Rose!
- 677
- 01:45:02,334 --> 01:45:06,271
- Come say hello
- to your uncle. Hm?
- 678
- 01:45:09,375 --> 01:45:10,242
- Rose!
- 679
- 01:45:24,123 --> 01:45:25,157
- No, sweetheart,
- 680
- 01:45:25,190 --> 01:45:26,358
- Kevin is expecting
- an important call from China.
- 681
- 01:45:28,394 --> 01:45:31,330
- Bring this to the living room,
- your cousins must be hungry.
- 682
- 01:45:45,210 --> 01:45:47,945
- Okay, I had the idea where I...
- 683
- 01:45:49,481 --> 01:45:51,683
- Cut it off.
- That's full of gluten!
- 684
- 01:45:51,717 --> 01:45:55,421
- Lesson one, son.
- You want something, you take it.
- 685
- 01:46:00,159 --> 01:46:02,994
- So, Rose... still single?
- 686
- 01:46:03,395 --> 01:46:04,095
- Yes.
- 687
- 01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:09,301
- Police are on
- the scene of a double homicide
- 688
- 01:46:09,334 --> 01:46:10,536
- in Montreal North this evening.
- 689
- 01:46:11,770 --> 01:46:13,004
- Tragedy strikes when
- one family member turns up
- 690
- 01:46:13,037 --> 01:46:16,275
- to Christmas Dinner,
- armed with a hunting rifle.
- 691
- 01:46:16,642 --> 01:46:20,044
- Ohhh again! Take another one...
- 692
- 01:46:20,279 --> 01:46:22,013
- Oh, bravo!
- 693
- 01:46:22,046 --> 01:46:24,483
- Leave this here,
- we'll take care of it.
- 694
- 01:46:24,683 --> 01:46:28,587
- We were starting to think your
- mother put us on a diet. Really.
- 695
- 01:46:51,677 --> 01:46:53,445
- Whoa, Rose is drunk.
- 696
- 01:47:04,656 --> 01:47:08,727
- Oh Rosie, you're so skinny.
- 697
- 01:47:09,194 --> 01:47:12,798
- Gotta put
- some meat on those bones.
- 698
- 01:47:24,109 --> 01:47:25,042
- Rose.
- 699
- 01:48:42,521 --> 01:48:43,522
- Merry Christmas!
- 700
- 01:49:19,057 --> 01:49:20,258
- - Noah!
- - Come on, we're gonna be late.
- 701
- 01:49:20,292 --> 01:49:21,560
- I told you, give me a second.
- 702
- 01:49:21,593 --> 01:49:22,894
- Yeah, thirty minutes ago.
- 703
- 01:49:24,429 --> 01:49:26,598
- - Sorry.
- - It's whatever.
- 704
- 01:49:27,432 --> 01:49:29,401
- You are such a little shit.
- 705
- 01:49:29,434 --> 01:49:30,535
- Well, you left me alone.
- 706
- 01:49:31,203 --> 01:49:32,471
- You said you'd be fine.
- 707
- 01:49:33,639 --> 01:49:35,374
- Well, you said
- you wouldn't, so...
- 708
- 01:49:38,877 --> 01:49:40,912
- There you are.
- Kugel's getting cold.
- 709
- 01:49:41,647 --> 01:49:42,681
- You're an ass.
- 710
- 01:49:42,714 --> 01:49:44,816
- And I'm a little shit, so...
- 711
- 01:49:47,319 --> 01:49:48,186
- Can't win 'em all!
- 712
- 01:49:49,087 --> 01:49:50,288
- Do you even know
- what "Kugel" is?
- 713
- 01:49:51,223 --> 01:49:53,392
- Yeah,
- it's the bread thing, right?
- 714
- 01:49:54,593 --> 01:49:55,694
- Don't worry, you'll find out.
- 715
- 01:49:56,595 --> 01:49:59,398
- - You're such a bad Jew.
- - Only by blood.
- 716
- 01:49:59,931 --> 01:50:01,500
- We haven't been Jewish
- since mom died,
- 717
- 01:50:01,533 --> 01:50:03,268
- so I was like, what?
- Three years old?
- 718
- 01:50:03,835 --> 01:50:05,570
- It's all Christmas now
- for Carol.
- 719
- 01:50:06,805 --> 01:50:08,407
- Come on,
- we still need jelly donuts
- 720
- 01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:09,474
- and extra candleholders.
- 721
- 01:50:10,642 --> 01:50:12,811
- Well, pedal faster.
- 722
- 01:50:25,924 --> 01:50:27,359
- We've never been late before.
- 723
- 01:50:27,826 --> 01:50:29,628
- Yeah, so they can't be that mad.
- 724
- 01:50:30,429 --> 01:50:31,530
- What's the deal
- with that anyway?
- 725
- 01:50:31,730 --> 01:50:32,798
- Home before sundown?
- 726
- 01:50:33,265 --> 01:50:34,566
- It's just a stupid tradition.
- 727
- 01:50:34,599 --> 01:50:35,600
- It wasn't always.
- 728
- 01:50:36,835 --> 01:50:40,372
- There were these lost stories.
- Old stories, like bible-old.
- 729
- 01:50:40,972 --> 01:50:43,508
- They told of this darkness
- that came every 13 years,
- 730
- 01:50:43,542 --> 01:50:45,844
- and it took children away who
- weren't home before sundown.
- 731
- 01:50:46,578 --> 01:50:48,547
- No one knew where it
- came from or what it was,
- 732
- 01:50:48,580 --> 01:50:51,216
- but... those it took were
- never seen from again.
- 733
- 01:50:51,683 --> 01:50:53,652
- Only the pieces of them
- that were left behind.
- 734
- 01:50:54,453 --> 01:50:56,888
- Over the years people forgot
- what they were hiding from.
- 735
- 01:50:57,489 --> 01:51:00,459
- It became tradition.
- But it was more than that.
- 736
- 01:51:00,959 --> 01:51:04,396
- It was survival. And this year
- is the 13th year of the cycle.
- 737
- 01:51:05,897 --> 01:51:06,798
- That can't be true.
- 738
- 01:51:07,532 --> 01:51:08,800
- But that's the point,
- you wouldn't know.
- 739
- 01:51:09,801 --> 01:51:10,469
- No one would.
- 740
- 01:51:12,738 --> 01:51:13,739
- Hey wait, did you hear that?
- 741
- 01:51:14,439 --> 01:51:16,441
- Hear what? Where?
- 742
- 01:51:16,475 --> 01:51:17,342
- Don't freak him out.
- 743
- 01:51:18,144 --> 01:51:19,244
- Always too spooky.
- 744
- 01:51:21,012 --> 01:51:22,614
- If you could've just
- kept your tongue to yourself
- 745
- 01:51:22,647 --> 01:51:23,381
- we wouldn't be late.
- 746
- 01:51:24,117 --> 01:51:25,350
- Oh my God, what crawled up you?
- 747
- 01:51:25,383 --> 01:51:26,685
- You'll still be Jewish
- next year.
- 748
- 01:51:27,452 --> 01:51:28,653
- Hey, wait.
- Did you guys see that?
- 749
- 01:51:30,055 --> 01:51:31,256
- Still not funny.
- 750
- 01:51:33,625 --> 01:51:34,693
- No, I'm being serious.
- 751
- 01:51:42,968 --> 01:51:43,902
- - Shit!
- - Oh my God!
- 752
- 01:51:53,044 --> 01:51:54,045
- Noah, come on!
- 753
- 01:51:54,780 --> 01:51:55,881
- We're not gonna make it!
- 754
- 01:51:55,914 --> 01:51:57,949
- Noah, just keep going.
- We're almost there, all right?
- 755
- 01:51:58,049 --> 01:51:59,518
- I know a short cut, okay?
- 756
- 01:52:35,987 --> 01:52:36,855
- Just go!
- 757
- 01:53:12,624 --> 01:53:13,425
- Are we even now?
- 758
- 01:54:21,893 --> 01:54:23,762
- Honey, that was just fantastic.
- 759
- 01:54:24,196 --> 01:54:24,996
- You know...
- 760
- 01:54:26,132 --> 01:54:29,067
- I'd be happy if that was
- the last meal I'd ever ate.
- 761
- 01:54:30,669 --> 01:54:34,072
- But sadly, all good things
- must come to an end.
- 762
- 01:54:51,157 --> 01:54:51,923
- Couldn't...
- 763
- 01:54:53,024 --> 01:54:55,927
- Couldn't it wait until after
- she opens her presents?
- 764
- 01:54:55,961 --> 01:54:59,664
- Ah... What did we agree?
- 765
- 01:55:01,267 --> 01:55:02,734
- I didn't agree to anything.
- 766
- 01:55:04,035 --> 01:55:05,003
- Not like this!
- 767
- 01:55:06,771 --> 01:55:09,574
- What... was the agreement?
- 768
- 01:55:11,076 --> 01:55:12,010
- Six o'clock.
- 769
- 01:55:12,711 --> 01:55:15,181
- Eighteen hundred hours.
- 770
- 01:55:16,948 --> 01:55:19,084
- I don't like doing this
- any more than you two,
- 771
- 01:55:19,118 --> 01:55:21,686
- but, it's the way
- it has to be now.
- 772
- 01:55:27,993 --> 01:55:31,230
- 180 seconds, then it's all over.
- 773
- 01:55:31,796 --> 01:55:32,697
- We all go.
- 774
- 01:55:35,100 --> 01:55:36,235
- I'll even go first.
- 775
- 01:55:44,075 --> 01:55:45,777
- Darling,
- it's supposed to be fun.
- 776
- 01:56:19,378 --> 01:56:24,183
- What makes a moon rock
- taste better than an Earth rock?
- 777
- 01:56:26,918 --> 01:56:28,086
- It's a little meteor!
- 778
- 01:56:34,326 --> 01:56:35,294
- You're up, sweetie.
- 779
- 01:56:47,406 --> 01:56:48,740
- Oh, get on with it!
- 780
- 01:57:01,786 --> 01:57:05,623
- Did you hear? They opened
- a new restaurant on the moon.
- 781
- 01:57:10,962 --> 01:57:11,729
- I hear the food's good,
- 782
- 01:57:11,763 --> 01:57:13,299
- but it lacks
- a little atmosphere.
- 783
- 01:57:20,772 --> 01:57:22,740
- And what do you think
- you're going to do with that?
- 784
- 01:57:23,808 --> 01:57:26,678
- There's no way out of this.
- Don't you get it?
- 785
- 01:57:27,379 --> 01:57:28,847
- They see everything.
- 786
- 01:57:29,181 --> 01:57:30,048
- Mother...
- 787
- 01:57:35,387 --> 01:57:38,157
- Ooh! Crackers, is it?
- Oh, give us a go, love.
- 788
- 01:57:59,844 --> 01:58:02,114
- Good evening
- and Merry Christmas.
- 789
- 01:58:02,981 --> 01:58:08,420
- It is 1,440 days since
- a cataclysmic solar incident
- 790
- 01:58:08,454 --> 01:58:11,223
- severed the Lunar Falls
- terraforming station
- 791
- 01:58:11,257 --> 01:58:13,225
- from its orbit
- with Earth's moon.
- 792
- 01:58:13,492 --> 01:58:15,461
- Tonight marks
- the fourth yearly round
- 793
- 01:58:15,494 --> 01:58:18,930
- of the randomized
- population control protocols.
- 794
- 01:58:19,131 --> 01:58:20,299
- Lunar Falls would like to thank
- 795
- 01:58:20,332 --> 01:58:23,801
- our lower-tier employees
- for their compliance.
- 796
- 01:58:23,835 --> 01:58:27,373
- Thanks to you, thousands of
- workers continue to have access
- 797
- 01:58:27,406 --> 01:58:29,073
- to the provisions necessary
- 798
- 01:58:29,108 --> 01:58:32,178
- to keep our facility
- in tip top shape!
- 799
- 01:58:33,912 --> 01:58:37,782
- Thanks for your co-operation!
- Controlling the population!
- 800
- 01:58:37,815 --> 01:58:43,755
- If you don't like the situation
- we'll show you the door!
- 801
- 01:58:53,132 --> 01:58:53,932
- Charades?
- 802
- 01:59:11,417 --> 01:59:12,984
- Well,
- tonight's the night, folks,
- 803
- 01:59:13,017 --> 01:59:13,952
- Christmas Eve.
- 804
- 01:59:15,187 --> 01:59:17,021
- The jolly man has made his list
- and checked it twice,
- 805
- 01:59:17,055 --> 01:59:19,924
- and I'm wishing for
- the same thing I do every year,
- 806
- 01:59:20,159 --> 01:59:21,460
- a white Christmas.
- 807
- 01:59:21,493 --> 01:59:22,827
- But that's never gonna happen,
- 808
- 01:59:24,028 --> 01:59:26,498
- because we're KHOT,
- the smooth sound of the desert.
- 809
- 02:00:30,262 --> 02:00:32,830
- Santa? Is that really you?
- 810
- 02:00:35,867 --> 02:00:36,968
- Dumb kid, I don't need you.
- 811
- 02:00:37,935 --> 02:00:40,071
- Hey! Bronson,
- what the hell are you doing?
- 812
- 02:00:42,374 --> 02:00:44,109
- Mom! Help!
- 813
- 02:00:44,143 --> 02:00:45,544
- Tell me where he is!
- 814
- 02:00:46,010 --> 02:00:47,346
- Fuck, who was at the fucking...
- 815
- 02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:49,114
- Where is he?
- 816
- 02:00:50,014 --> 02:00:51,816
- Where's who?
- Let go of my fucking kid!
- 817
- 02:00:54,386 --> 02:00:56,388
- You fucking motherfucker!
- 818
- 02:00:58,657 --> 02:01:00,592
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- 819
- 02:01:04,396 --> 02:01:06,165
- Fuck you! Oh no!
- 820
- 02:01:54,213 --> 02:01:57,182
- Yo! You about fucking
- done in there or what?
- 821
- 02:01:57,716 --> 02:01:58,584
- Four more kilos to go.
- 822
- 02:01:59,685 --> 02:02:01,186
- How the fuck
- are we supposed to get
- 823
- 02:02:02,388 --> 02:02:03,888
- all this shit to Ohio
- in, like, five hours?
- 824
- 02:02:04,323 --> 02:02:06,891
- Don't worry, man,
- we got it all figured out.
- 825
- 02:02:08,327 --> 02:02:10,462
- Operation Dolph
- is in full effect!
- 826
- 02:02:36,722 --> 02:02:40,125
- Okay, you got me!
- I'm not one of them!
- 827
- 02:02:40,159 --> 02:02:42,960
- I... I just make the stuff, man!
- I'm the chemist!
- 828
- 02:02:43,162 --> 02:02:44,430
- Where is he?
- 829
- 02:02:45,330 --> 02:02:46,532
- Who are you?
- 830
- 02:02:48,267 --> 02:02:50,602
- Okay, okay!
- He's in the shed out back.
- 831
- 02:02:51,035 --> 02:02:52,704
- We didn't hurt him, I swear.
- 832
- 02:02:52,738 --> 02:02:53,605
- No...
- 833
- 02:03:19,063 --> 02:03:20,165
- Shit.
- 834
- 02:03:54,299 --> 02:03:56,635
- I'm here. It's okay.
- You're safe.
- 835
- 02:04:00,772 --> 02:04:02,374
- But there's no time
- to celebrate...
- 836
- 02:04:02,774 --> 02:04:05,677
- we've got a lot of work
- to do tonight!
- 837
- 02:09:01,473 --> 02:09:03,508
- - Oh! Krieger.
- - Hello.
- 838
- 02:09:03,542 --> 02:09:04,676
- - Where to?
- - To Trapp.
- 839
- 02:09:04,709 --> 02:09:05,944
- - Ah.
- - On my own!
- 840
- 02:09:06,812 --> 02:09:07,846
- Trapp, you dumb pig.
- 841
- 02:09:09,681 --> 02:09:11,683
- You'll send this out to
- the Japs before five today!
- 842
- 02:09:19,658 --> 02:09:20,926
- Ah, you're right on cue.
- 843
- 02:09:21,827 --> 02:09:22,627
- Thank you.
- 844
- 02:09:23,728 --> 02:09:24,563
- What?
- 845
- 02:09:25,264 --> 02:09:26,565
- You didn't receive the report?
- 846
- 02:09:27,166 --> 02:09:28,667
- I-I-I apologize!
- 847
- 02:09:29,534 --> 02:09:31,870
- Yes, yes, immediately,
- Mr. Kanagawa.
- 848
- 02:09:31,903 --> 02:09:34,539
- Yes, immediately, yes.
- Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
- 849
- 02:09:35,141 --> 02:09:38,043
- What's this dweeb's
- number again? Ah, 6-13.
- 850
- 02:09:39,878 --> 02:09:42,047
- Bloody hell! He really
- gets nothing done at all,
- 851
- 02:09:42,080 --> 02:09:43,348
- this dipshit!!
- 852
- 02:09:44,349 --> 02:09:45,884
- Trapp,
- that idiot from the sixth floor,
- 853
- 02:09:45,917 --> 02:09:46,985
- has screwed up the Japan job.
- 854
- 02:09:47,953 --> 02:09:49,654
- Trapp? But I thought
- he was on sick leave?
- 855
- 02:09:49,688 --> 02:09:51,089
- He's not getting extra
- vacation for a burnout!
- 856
- 02:09:51,756 --> 02:09:53,925
- I told him to show up
- and get the crap done.
- 857
- 02:09:55,060 --> 02:09:55,994
- I have to get the report.
- 858
- 02:09:56,828 --> 02:09:58,897
- Nah, one of the chicks
- will do it.
- 859
- 02:10:06,771 --> 02:10:07,706
- What an asshole.
- 860
- 02:10:35,867 --> 02:10:36,601
- Hello?
- 861
- 02:10:44,943 --> 02:10:45,944
- Sorry,
- I don't mean to interrupt.
- 862
- 02:10:45,977 --> 02:10:47,012
- I just wanted to get something.
- 863
- 02:11:03,195 --> 02:11:05,030
- Mr. Trapp?
- I'm here to get the report.
- 864
- 02:11:10,136 --> 02:11:10,869
- Mr. Trapp?
- 865
- 02:11:48,274 --> 02:11:49,574
- What a joke.
- 866
- 02:12:07,025 --> 02:12:08,560
- What kind of a circus is this?
- 867
- 02:12:25,877 --> 02:12:27,979
- You'll send this out
- to the Japs before five today!
- 868
- 02:12:31,583 --> 02:12:33,252
- You'll send this out
- to the Japs before five today!
- 869
- 02:12:34,886 --> 02:12:36,322
- That idiot from the 6th floor..
- 870
- 02:12:36,355 --> 02:12:38,823
- This dipshit...
- Trapp, you dumb pig.
- 871
- 02:13:15,727 --> 02:13:16,861
- Will you come back as a trainee?
- 872
- 02:13:19,131 --> 02:13:20,266
- Oh, you're serious?
- 873
- 02:13:20,899 --> 02:13:21,766
- Yes, of course.
- 874
- 02:13:22,834 --> 02:13:24,569
- Once I take over,
- a lot will change around here.
- 875
- 02:13:39,318 --> 02:13:40,119
- Mister Kanagawa!
- 876
- 02:13:41,387 --> 02:13:42,754
- We need to restructure.
- 877
- 02:13:43,322 --> 02:13:43,988
- Yeah.
- 878
- 02:13:45,023 --> 02:13:46,624
- I will take over
- Mr. Krieger's position for now.
- 879
- 02:13:47,759 --> 02:13:49,161
- We need some
- adjustment time here.
- 880
- 02:13:50,162 --> 02:13:53,098
- But, I'll make sure to send over
- the report to you today.
- 881
- 02:13:56,368 --> 02:13:58,137
- Was kind of
- an emergency step for us,
- 882
- 02:13:59,405 --> 02:14:01,072
- but everything is fine.
- 883
- 02:20:40,297 --> 02:20:42,007
- Now, Ryder, my boy...
- 884
- 02:20:42,203 --> 02:20:44,053
- there's a few rules
- that every hunter should know.
- 885
- 02:20:46,162 --> 02:20:47,544
- Rule one:
- 886
- 02:20:48,701 --> 02:20:50,201
- mind the muzzle.
- 887
- 02:20:51,253 --> 02:20:52,979
- Rule number two:
- 888
- 02:20:53,685 --> 02:20:57,052
- treat every gun
- as if it were loaded.
- 889
- 02:20:58,555 --> 02:21:00,062
- Rule number three:
- 890
- 02:21:01,762 --> 02:21:05,371
- beware of your target
- and what's behind it.
- 891
- 02:21:06,859 --> 02:21:08,206
- And rule number four,
- 892
- 02:21:08,307 --> 02:21:10,351
- the most important rule:
- 893
- 02:21:10,749 --> 02:21:12,757
- you only aim to shoot,
- 894
- 02:21:12,857 --> 02:21:16,283
- and you only shoot to kill.
- 895
- 02:21:16,752 --> 02:21:18,017
- Understood?
- 896
- 02:21:18,184 --> 02:21:19,944
- Y-Y-Yes, sir.
- 897
- 02:21:22,487 --> 02:21:24,300
- Ryder, today's the day.
- 898
- 02:21:25,995 --> 02:21:28,194
- I can feel it in my guts.
- 899
- 02:21:35,365 --> 02:21:37,935
- They'll be back in a few hours
- for supper.
- 900
- 02:21:38,540 --> 02:21:41,474
- Oh, he is old enough.
- Stubborn like his father.
- 901
- 02:21:42,868 --> 02:21:46,586
- It seems all he wants to do
- is sing and play songs.
- 902
- 02:21:47,122 --> 02:21:49,723
- He has such a hard time
- making friends.
- 903
- 02:21:49,996 --> 02:21:52,043
- They never let him play any games.
- 904
- 02:21:53,072 --> 02:21:55,759
- But why shouldn't he still
- believe in Santa?
- 905
- 02:21:56,736 --> 02:21:59,366
- I have got to get the stove on,
- but first, the firewood.
- 906
- 02:21:59,608 --> 02:22:01,629
- - Okay, bye now.
- - ...Board of Health has not yet lifted
- 907
- 02:22:01,689 --> 02:22:03,445
- the water boil advisory for the county.
- 908
- 02:22:03,507 --> 02:22:05,564
- After the tragic traffic
- collision just last month,
- 909
- 02:22:05,619 --> 02:22:08,423
- industrial waste was feared to
- have contaminated local streams
- 910
- 02:22:08,486 --> 02:22:09,275
- and river system.
- 911
- 02:22:09,338 --> 02:22:11,253
- Health inspectors urged
- continued caution
- 912
- 02:22:11,316 --> 02:22:13,080
- even though the Mayor
- issued a statement insisting
- 913
- 02:22:13,135 --> 02:22:15,523
- that with the water freeze,
- there is no cause for concern
- 914
- 02:22:15,586 --> 02:22:18,961
- until after the holiday season.
- And...
- 915
- 02:22:24,749 --> 02:22:26,690
- Shhh.
- 916
- 02:22:29,100 --> 02:22:30,413
- There.
- 917
- 02:23:15,352 --> 02:23:16,711
- The nose, it's...
- 918
- 02:23:16,858 --> 02:23:18,550
- it's so gross!
- 919
- 02:23:20,715 --> 02:23:22,105
- Something...
- 920
- 02:23:23,303 --> 02:23:24,876
- ate this.
- 921
- 02:23:26,523 --> 02:23:28,031
- It's breathing.
- 922
- 02:23:28,612 --> 02:23:30,518
- I think it's still alive.
- 923
- 02:23:34,103 --> 02:23:35,338
- It should be me.
- 924
- 02:23:35,914 --> 02:23:37,695
- Today is my day.
- 925
- 02:23:40,929 --> 02:23:42,179
- Ryder...
- 926
- 02:23:42,846 --> 02:23:44,643
- I'm proud of you.
- 927
- 02:23:45,638 --> 02:23:48,318
- As you can see,
- life is very fragile.
- 928
- 02:23:49,243 --> 02:23:52,103
- You see, son,
- in the circle of life and death...
- 929
- 02:24:00,116 --> 02:24:02,207
- No. No! What...
- 930
- 02:24:03,914 --> 02:24:06,510
- No, Ryder, run!
- 931
- 02:24:06,881 --> 02:24:09,879
- Run! Run!
- 932
- 02:24:10,582 --> 02:24:11,668
- Run!
- 933
- 02:24:15,830 --> 02:24:17,457
- Help, Mom, you gotta help!
- 934
- 02:24:17,512 --> 02:24:19,573
- Baby, Ryder, what's wrong?
- 935
- 02:24:19,652 --> 02:24:21,826
- It's Tabby.
- We thought it was dead,
- 936
- 02:24:21,881 --> 02:24:23,635
- but now, I think Dad is.
- 937
- 02:24:23,678 --> 02:24:25,769
- No, you're not making any sense.
- 938
- 02:24:25,824 --> 02:24:28,377
- Where is your father?
- We need to get your father help.
- 939
- 02:24:28,424 --> 02:24:31,132
- No, we... we gotta go.
- We... we gotta tell everybody.
- 940
- 02:24:31,226 --> 02:24:32,507
- This is not a game.
- 941
- 02:24:32,544 --> 02:24:35,437
- No, honey, we need to find your father.
- 942
- 02:24:35,507 --> 02:24:36,999
- Mom, watch out!
- 943
- 02:24:37,295 --> 02:24:38,773
- Mom!
- 944
- 02:24:45,227 --> 02:24:47,125
- Mom!
- 945
- 02:24:53,225 --> 02:24:55,014
- Run!
- 946
- 02:24:55,970 --> 02:24:57,876
- Run!
- 947
- 02:25:16,772 --> 02:25:18,139
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